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The third prank diet! Can people lose weight by pranking?!
Let's get on the train! Ekidash diet episode!
Everyone is laughing!
You're laughing!
No...
You have a good pace.
No, no, no!
Feels good. You're a super booster.
He sounds like a captain.
What's this?
He sounds like a captain.
I'll kill you.
We're here.
In 14 minutes...
I'm glad you're here.
...he ran 2.1 kilometers and arrived at Shimoyama Village Station.
He must have burned a lot of calories.
I'm sure he was tired.
If he does a good job of this shortcut,
he should be able to make it to the train that was late.
What will happen?
No.
No good.
I couldn't make it.
No way.
No?
Seriously?
You're doing it. You can't do it.
It's not good.
It's close.
You did your best.
Unfortunately, they didn't make it in time.
Then, the captain director said...
Captain!
If only you had taken a little more time at the top station.
Oh, no!
[PH] What?
I took a little more time.
I should've stopped and left right away.
I stopped.
I'm sorry.
Due to a delay in boarding,
they can't go to the next location.
Now, they call up the lady who left with the bus.
I'm having fun.
You're wrong.
You're a genius.
You're a mess.
Where should I go?
Isn't the car coming?
No, it's not. I did start the engine, but it's impossible.
What do you mean?
We won't make it if we take the train.
It's working!
We'll go back.
It's light.
We'll go back at the speed of light.
It looks good.
We believe you.
We do.
We're counting on you.
Are you being cut?
Of course, as planned, we asked a shop nearby to do a fake location.
When we tried to move to the next location, we had trouble many times today.
Thank you, car.
I'm fine.
Mikami is...
Mikami!
How many times has he done it?
The first to return by train and American Donk haven't arrived yet.
But the train is almost there.
Shall we go by train?
Why by train?
It's in 15 minutes.
Really? It's almost there.
Yes.
I thought you were joking.
However, where will they go and come to the station believing Kato's words?
Oh, no.
Um...
The train has already left.
I'm scared. You're so bad.
I forgot.
How many times do you have to do it?
Can you hear me?
I can hear you.
You're close.
You're missing twice.
Do it once.
It's a memo.
The next location is the station ahead of the one that went back to the Inakami Sato station earlier.
That means...
It's the opposite, right? The M-card.
Yes.
That means...
If you shortcut to the opposite, you can ride it.
Scary, scary, scary, scary.
Scary, scary.
Now, finally, the final stage.
This time, it's the opposite of the Shimoyama Dash we saw earlier.
Before the train that was late reaches Inakami Sato Station,
they shortcut and go forward.
I'll get my revenge.
It's called,
even if it's dark and you're barely standing, you can still climb.
The opposite, Shimoyama Dash.
No way!
You two were the only ones who could do it.
It's impossible for us to do it.
The final stage is coming.
This time, it's the opposite of the Shimoyama Dash.
What?
They shortcut and go forward until they reach Inakami Sato Station.
The opposite of that is...
What?
It's called,
even if it's just downhill, it's a climb.
The opposite of Shimoyama Dash.
No way!
They won't make it.
They just go the opposite of what they saw earlier.
This time, he will climb a 2.1km road.
He will approach the audience with the best dash.
This is my only chance.
That's enough.
You said you were fine earlier.
I thought you could do it if you tried hard.
I don't do it many times a day.
You have a normal life expectancy.
I'm not going to do it.
OK.
Can you do it?
Yes, I think it's okay.
She's listening.
Can you do it?
Let's do it, everyone.
If you don't do it, you'll be in trouble.
You won't get caught.
Don't do it here.
I'm sorry. Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I'll do it.
Kenta, take it off for me.
Taka's request to remove Kentauros.
But, it's more effective as a workout if you wear it.
So...
Huh?
I tied my shoulders in a hurry.
What are you doing?
Actually, when he put on Kentauros at the location earlier, he was doing shoulder ties.
Shoulder tie prank?
Yes.
So...
Excuse me, let's go.
What are you saying?
We are running out of time.
It's not that we don't have time, it's just impossible.
Let's go.
It's a climb this time.
Let's go.
You're leaving?
You're going back?
Yes, I'm doing my best.
Stop it!
If he keeps doing this, he'll lose weight.
Go, Kentauro Takano!
Go, finalist!
[PH] Go for it!
I can't do it.
You can do it.
Go for it!
Just give me up!
This is not funny at all.
It's not funny at all.
Oh, I'm going to slide sideways.
It floated! It floated!
I don't know what kind of creature it is.
What is this?
It's a wild animal!
I'm going to lose weight!
Takano is already doing his workout twice.
He's exhausted.
Now, Captain D will...
...teach Takano how to shout.
I'm here, Captain D!
You were in the Kendo club, right?
Yes.
I was in Kendo club in elementary school.
I don't know.
You'll get better if you shout.
Really?
The cheerful chase is...
Let's do it one more time.
Okay, say her name.
Men!
Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Don't forget your hand!
Say it!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Don't forget your hand!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
This chase is...
[PH] Men! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Yes, it's the chase of weird guards that appeared in the prank where Yasuko let the dogs escape.
Don't forget to watch this show.
You don't have to say it.
Don't forget to watch this show.
This show is the original one.
I feel energetic again.
You did it!
That's great!
You're all so energetic!
Is it because of his shouting that he can keep up with Takano's pace?
He's got guts, seriously.
It's sunny today, so let's take a break.
No, but...
Wait a minute! You're putting it in like a bucket!
It's OK now, everyone's united now.
See you later.
Let's do it one more time.
Can you say, we are and everyone say, Kentaro-dosu?
We don't have much time.
We are!
Kentaro-dosu!
Let's do it!
What are you saying?
Am I weird?
Finally, the last spurt!
And how many kilos will Takana lose after this?!
Prank diet final show! How much does Takano lose weight?!
Let's go!
I'm going to watch it!
The voice and engine finally united Takano and his team.
Damn it!
We won!
Damn it!
Idiot!
And Takano is
500 meters away from the goal.
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
He is pulling 2kg Kentauros and dashes.
I can see grapes!
He's starting to walk.
You're doing great!
But, each step is bringing Takano closer to his health.
Diet! Diet!
90 more!
And finally, the goal station is visible.
A little more! A little more!
We're almost there! Let's go, everyone!
Let's run!
Hurry up!
Will there be any work out left?
Takano is about to use his last strength.
But before he is guided away from the station...
Today's surprise is the staff who will save the earth and Takano.
And the sign which Takano understands everything.
It's so flat.
And 20 meters to the goal!
Just a little more!
You can do it!
I'm not excited at all.
You can do it!
Smile and clap!
But, he couldn't say anything with all his heart.
He finished all of his work outs.
And D, who is always there...
[PH] ※He is not a human.
What is this?
You bastard!
What's this?
I'm sorry.
Mikami, you bastard!
Mikami!
What's this for?
Mikami, how much did you think I loved you?
I always thought that only Hasegawa-san was on my side.
He looks like an athlete who doesn't feel anything when he's running, so I thought he was crazy too.
He looks like he doesn't have any complaints.
Hey, Mikami!
Mikami's been eating all this time!
He's been eating hot snacks all this time!
Finally, he measures his weight.
I eat a lot.
He measures your weight before you start.
How much do you weigh?
I'm sorry.
That's amazing.
Is this your weight type?
Yes, it is.
I'm scared.
It's time for the experiment.
This morning, his weight before dieting was 84.0kg including kentauros.
After a day of workout, how much weight did he lose?
Will he be as healthy as he was back then?
I will announce it.
How much did TAKANO lose from his prank diet?
Please!
Do your best, Takano!
Takuya-san's face?
That's...
I dropped it.
Can you make a sticker?
That sticker is a little expensive.
Give me 700 million yen.
I want to buy it.
It's very cute.
I will announce the winner.
How much does TAKANO weigh now?
Go for it!
[PH] 1.4 kg!
[PH] TAKANO is losing!
TAKANO is losing!
1.4 kg!
This does not come off.
This looks good.
Thank you.
She lost 1.4kg of weight in one day.
The diet saved her health.
This is amazing.
1.4kg.
This is amazing.
I said, wow!
Everyone succeeded!
It was great fun!
Thank you for supporting me!
You had one heart.
That's right.
What impressed me was that American Dog was an AD and it was very impressive.
I'm happy.
There are many detailed stories.
Yes, yes.
Yoshiko-san, how was Mikami-kun's performance?
It was really...
What's going on?
We are recording now.
What are you doing?
[PH] Hey!
What are you doing?
It's a studio!
Shinta-san was here!
You're commenting at work!
Are you listening?
Why are you watching American Dog?
Look at me!
Open your eyes!
You won't see Shinta-san again!
Mikami! Mikami, look at me!
They filmed the whole film in Taiwan.
A city full of nostalgia,
and Coulon spreading mystery love romance on stage.
Reiko with no past memories and Kudo with a sad past.
The ultimate love ending chosen by them is...
Coulon's generic romance, released August 29th.
Please watch it at the theater.
So, when the light comes on...
Oh, it's so bright!
Kintaro...
Suddenly, the room's light goes out,
it gets dark,
and the light comes back on...
Dying Get!
Before you know it, the impersonator, Kintaro, appears in front of you!
It's a prank!
And tonight, Kintaro will appear in a completely new impersonation,
which he has created for this four-hour special!
[PH] KINTARO'S IMPERSONATION
The person who came to the morning news program Sunshine for an interview is...
Actors Hirose Suzu, Mikaido Fumi, Yoshida Yoh, and Matsushita Kouhei.
Wow!
They will appear in a movie released next Friday, called In The Light of The Far Mountain.
They were asked about their coverage today.
What does it mean to act like a mother?
When the reporter comes in, please start shooting.
The reporter explains the production and only four people are allowed in.
I didn't know I'd be left like this.
Then...
Oh, you scared me.
Birthday?
Happy birthday.
Suddenly, the room lights are off and it's pitch black, but still, they are calm actors.
Wow, amazing!
No, it's not like that at all!
Not many people came in.
It's like the actresses are sitting down, too.
And then, Kintaro starts moving, confused by the announcement.
What's going on?
Is this possible?
I'm scared.
What's going on?
Don't get caught.
Who is this?
And...
What is this?
When the light comes on, Kintaro...
The band has started playing, so...
Kintaro starts moving.
What's going on?
Is this real?
I'm scared.
What's going on? I'm scared.
And...
That's you!
What do you want me to do?
40 seconds or less?
Similar.
A lot like you.
Let me explain the situation.
I'm scared.
I'm surprised.
There should be many cameras.
She's being exposed.
It's good.
You look like me when I was young.
She said it.
It was a prank.
I see.
Did you do a prank?
I did.
How was your reaction to Santa?
It was pretty cool.
I tried to act like I was nervous, but I didn't.
What?!
You knew about it?
When Hirose came to our studio as a guest, she watched this prank video.
This time, she had a meeting with the staff beforehand and was full of motivation.
Good morning.
I said, like, what? I can't get that many staff members to come in.
But they didn't say anything.
The movie, The Light of Toyama, will be released nationwide on September 5th.
The story takes place in 1950s Nagasaki and 1980s England.
It's an official mystery film, which is filled with tears for a woman's hidden memories.
Please watch it in theaters.
It's out.
I'm looking for a high-ranking person.
What was it?
PUSHY TAX CASTANIA.
That's right.
The TV program that saves the earth even in pranks.
The program staff chose the best five scenes that remained in their heads.
Fifth place.
The night Master Man's next opponent was born...
After Master Man bit him and the game was over...
But I beat him.
But who is the worst?
I think it's Date-saman.
Date-saman!
Don't say man in a prank game!
It's Date-saman!
Next match is decided!
Oh, Date-saman!
Next?
OK, I got it!
Let's settle things there.
What did you say?
Let's have a match.
I'll be waiting for you on the roof next time.
Look forward to it.
Look forward to it?
Coming soon.
4th place, timeless hashimoto, shouting loudly at campground late at night!
Good morning!
What? Why? Why?
Good morning!
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
No!
He's a bomb!
The third place goes to...
The once unheard of Kikuchi Fuma!
[PH] Wow!
[PH] What the hell is that?!
Scary, scary, scary, scary!
The way they kick is scary!
[PH] Beautiful!
[PH] You're all so beautiful!
[PH] Beautiful!
Beautiful!
Amazing!
I'm a star!
Amazing!
Did you do it?
Oh, how wonderful!
[PH] What's that?
I'm becoming like a God of Mentals!
Second Place! I'll Protect You!
A new weapon that makes life interesting!
Yes, that lucky airbag.
See you.
Please focus and watch.
You're a part of this, right?!
What?!
You're not a fan?!
[PH] What is this?!
[PH] What a great timing!
[PH] What?!
You're amazing!
What?!
First place goes to...
The moment they became one.
Please wait.
The middle of the face is too flat.
Start!
I hope you are happy.
[PH] Oh my!
What is this face?
[PH] Let me do it!
What's with that face?
Dosukebe!
He has a family.
The Wedding Liger.
Wow, so cool!
Let's get some kickbacks.
[PH] Thank you!