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The first difficult phrase is...
Sasa-sasu-saru, sasa-sasaru-saru, sasa-sasasenai-saru.
Let's go!
Please!
Three...two...one...
Sasa-sasu-saru, sasa-sasaru-saru, sasa-sasasenai-saru.
Great!
Wow!
Sasa, sasu, saru. Sasa, sasa.
Go for it!
Let me stop it for a moment.
Stop it for a moment.
I thought of doing it.
But...
This is a practice book.
I'm nervous.
I don't know.
Everyone is nervous.
I feel good about being fourth.
Last time, we almost finished here and didn't come around.
We didn't show up much.
I didn't let you participate.
But the second time continues.
Sasa, sasu, saru.
What was it?
You're already...
I can't remember.
Seriously, I'm telling you, don't call this game!
At this rate, nothing will start and end.
So...
Let's start over from the beginning, assuming that nothing has happened so far.
Where is my secondary school?
You haven't played it yet.
No game?
You haven't played it yet.
It's about time for you to play it for the first time.
Oh, it's my first time playing it?
Yes.
Oh, my gosh!
Here I go.
Please!
Good luck, Ale-chan!
Let's go!
Good!
Imagine it!
Great!
DATE-sama, good one!
A monkey that doesn't get stabbed.
OK, good luck!
A monkey that doesn't get stabbed.
No!
Date-sama!
Help me!
[PH] Date-sama!
I did it!
Let's go with this one!
He's amazing!
What's that?
Hey! What are you doing?!
He's evil!
Everyone's hero, BACK!
What's a hero?
Sasasasusaru.
Sasaru. Sasarusaru.
OUT!
DATE-SAMA, EASILY UNDERSTOOD, OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME.
LISTEN, EVERYONE. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME.
DATE-SAMA.
That was the first time.
I'm serious.
No, DATE-SAMA!
I'm going to say it now, but maybe it's because we're close, but NAKAGAWA-SAN is like...
Hmm?
[PH] It's hot.
You must have put pressure on it.
I'm a judge.
One day, all the staff will be judges.
It's a crazy show.
That's true.
Let's make it a secret.
Secret?
Let's keep it quiet.
I'm scared, too.
Koji, it's not a secret.
It's silent.
Let's keep it silent.
Date's mistake was a one-out.
He has two chances left.
DOMINO, good luck!
I will start.
Please speed up a little.
You can't let it get stuck.
That's amazing, Abe.
You can't let it get stuck.
Yes.
More.
You can't let it get stuck.
Great.
You can't let it get stuck.
Very good.
Can you do it like that?
You can't let it get stuck.
Wait...
I won't let you do that!
You are OUT!
But I'm confused about the second time.
I'm confused!
I'm confused about the second time.
M-mukai's horror is really old-fashioned.
W-why?
Why?! It's twice as difficult!
We were so close!
You're so nice!
But it's the fourth time...
That's right! That's right!
Right? It's the fourth time, right?
This is the second time.
Does this mean that the worst one will be decided?
That's right.
This is the second time.
This is your last chance.
This is really bad.
Please start with ABU.
This is bad.
This is getting faster.
It is safe.
...
You are safe.
...
Amazing!
It's fast.
Amazing.
He's growing up so fast.
Look at him.
I'm scared.
It's a bomb!
Here we go!
It's a bomb!
Everyone...
It's good. It's like a blown up fish.
That's amazing.
Dante!
Do it properly!
I said no, no, no, no, but...
You say it!
Sasasasusaru...sasasasaru-saru...sasasasaru-saru...
Date-sama is surprisingly good.
With his second mistake, Snow Man doesn't clear any city.
And did you notice? They haven't even reached their third lap!
This is...too bad!
Why? Why?
I don't know.
Why can't you do it?
You're the only one.
So you're the only one who can compete with Master Man.
Yes, you're the only one.
Perfect.
We're fine.
These two.
Yes, here.
You said it?
Isn't it bad?
You said it.
Yes, it is.
By the way, if we end like this,
Miyadate will be the worst guy in Snow Man.
But we can't do anything about it.
He's a bad guy.
It's a game.
Let me do it one more time!
Hey, Nakagawa-san!
The angle is amazing!
Could it be that Snow Man will be the worst guy in Snow Man?
Now, who is the worst guy in Snow Man?
OK, let's do it.
The second question is...
As I said before, you were good at it, so I'll lower you a little bit.
Oh!
So, please succeed.
Here is the second question.
Katatatakiki kattatakata.
It's over.
It's difficult.
What's going on?
This is difficult, too.
The next difficult phrase is...
The story is...
Kata-tata-kiki-katta-takata, Kata-tatakare-takawarai.
The phrase is very difficult to praise for someone who has done a good shopping,
for not thinking about the pleasure of buying a kata-tata-kiki-katta-takata, but for buying it.
Kata-tata-kiki-katta-takata, Kata-tata-kiki-katta-takare-takawarai.
Takata-san is...
Takata-san.
That's not it anymore.
Takata, right?
Everyone, let's do our best as one team!
Why are you in that mode?
Let's start.
Katatatatsukiki kattatakata.
Do it once.
I'm nervous.
It's hard.
Not yet!
You can't do anything yet.
I'm counting on you, Bayer.
If Bayer is out, we'll switch our minds.
Wait, wait. He's super fast.
It's okay.
We're here.
Sorry, Abe, but you're crying.
Abe, are you okay?
We're on your side.
You may be angry once.
Be angry.
Katatatakikikatatakata!
Good.
Abe's eyes are getting worse.
He will restart with a blank look.
This happens sometimes.
Please.
Let's do our best.
Katatatakikikattatakata...
Katatatak...
karetakawarai...
I'm not good at this!
It's okay, it's okay!
I missed it!
Katatatakinkattatakata...
Katatatakaretakawarai...
Katatataki...
Katatatakikikattatakata...
Katatatakaretakawarai...
Katatatakikikattatakata...
Katatatakaretakawarai...
Katatatakiririririririri...
Go! Go! Go! Don't stop!
One more! One more!
Let me watch you again.
You did it!
Hey, what are you doing?
What is it?
It's related!
What is it?
Be successful!
You're lying!
No, no.
You're lying!
Stop it!
Date-san!
I'm not old!
Stop it, Date-san!
I don't want the same mistake!
But it was weird there!
No, you didn't say it! I said it!
What is that Ehh in the middle?!
Katatatakiki kattatakata Ehh...
Katatatakata...
There's no Ehh in it!
Katatatakare Ehh Ehh takawarai.
But I said it properly!
Well, you didn't say anything in front of me, so I can't say anything either!
Katatatakiki kattatakata...
Katatatakare...
Takawarai...
I've been watching you. You've been doing it over and over again.
But in the end you made a mistake.
Because of that?
You're safe, right?
You're doing it better than anyone else.
I'm safe, right?
You're safe, right?
Okay, I got it. Let's do it.
Everyone, it's getting interesting!
Remember this!
Now, Dato is in trouble. His eye is not working. His scar is in danger of collapsing.
Please start.
3...2...1...
Let's see.
Katatata kiki katatakata. Katatatakare takawarai.
Wonderful!
Katatataki katatakata. Katatatakare takawarai.
What's with the uh?
Kata tataki kika tata kata, kata tata kare taka warai.
Kata tata kiki kata ta kata, kata tata kare taka warai.
Kata dai sama dane.
Katatataki.
Go, go!
Go! Keep going!
[PH] Katatataki.
Hey!
There are four people who haven't won!
This project is too short for the final episode.
This is crazy!
These two are crazy!
You are also like him.
No, no, no, I...
In the first and second round, you were like...
I was like, ''kata-tata-kii''
But I didn't bite you or anything, did I?
No, you didn't bite me.
Wait, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, right?
So, everyone...
This is division.
But I didn't bite you.
Anyway, in the beginning, Abe-chan was...
Yes.
Breaking the rhythm.
Yes.
So, that's it.
I can say it, so it's okay, but I'll ask you.
Of course, of course, you can ask me.
That curry bastard...
What's with you?
In an uncertain atmosphere, one more chance! Will it be...
Katatata-kiki-kattata-kata
Wow, this is amazing, I feel so good.
Where am I? Paris? London?
I can't see anything.
The Unchained Army and the Kami-makuri Army.
The Snowmen are completely divided and are in a dangerous situation.
They only have one chance left.
They can't fight like this.
Then, what will the members do when they realize this?
But it's not good. We're a four-person team.
Let's go back.
If we don't work together...
Okay, we worked together.
That's right.
We worked together, but...
And you realized it.
Yes, we are one team.
We won't let you down!
Yes, 4 hours special.
4H.
4H!
You called us to a very good place.
You reminded us of the most important thing.
So, we want to make it a part of EL and a good TV.
TV is interesting, isn't it?
With pure feelings.
Wonderful!
Let's make something interesting!
Let's do our best!
Let's get excited!
I forgot that feeling.
I'll aim for perfection.
With pure feelings!
He's going to become H-cloud.
You're not going to.
Call out to him, Matsu.
Alright! Bob Majee!
I'll clear it perfectly!
Go!
Amazing!
The minds of the crazy people are now united!
Let's run through it with everyone's strength and make it the best TV!
But let me say first, from here it will be a very steep judgment.
Because they haven't even made it to the second lap yet.
The talk length is longer than the game...
I'm sorry, but please take a look at it.
Let's try it one more time.
This is the last one, everyone!
Please!
Perfect!
I can do it.
Good, good.
Look for the line and repeat it in a funny way.
Where is my line?
That's perfect.
How is it?
Alright, today's first...
Katatata-kiki-kattatakata
Where did you get this?
Who uses this?
Nice!
What's up with you?
What are you doing?
What is katataki-ki?
It's the same number of coins but the smaller number of coins.
That's awesome, Shopee!
OK!
I'll let you have it for free.
Excellent!
Katatatakiki katatakata, katatatakaretakawarai.
Five more times?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Dear viewers and everyone who knows this show...
He is biting so much that there is no way of hiding it.
But we have to keep our eyes closed a little bit.
Even though Snowman came all the way here, we don't know how much he will get.
Do your best.
What?
Who are you talking to?
Katatatakikikattatakata katatatakaretakawarai
You can do it!
Keep going!
Last one!
You're done!
You're not looking at me.
You can do it.
Last one!
Well done!
Out!
Oh?
Out?
What do you mean, out?
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He drawing out.
Why?
Don't complain if you lose these games.
[PH] I'll make up for it next tournament.
What?!
He's going home!!
We're no lunch bags!
[PH] We're all being threw out of the business!
Don't complain if you lose this tournament.
Give me a break!
You can't quit!
[PH] Wow!
As expected!
Scary! Scary!
Here we go!
Three out! Bob Machine Bunkers!
Oh, oh, it's too much.
We were told that we were in the same explosion market.
It was a mess.
We didn't know what to do.
Yes, we were judged as extremely bad because of our work.
But we were so bad that we couldn't stand it anymore.
Katakataare?
You didn't say anything!
Katakataare?
One more time?
Everyone was waiting for me to say it, but I've been saying it for two weeks now.
I've said it five or six times.
Let me say it last.
I said it last.
Yes, you did.
But who was the most stupid?
I can't drink anything.
Who was the most stupid?
Who?
Right?!
DATE 3 times,
ABE 2 times, and 1 time.
Right?!
Think about it!
DATE is the most crazy one!
DATE!
Hey!
DATE!
Don't say MAN in a prank Grand Prix!
DATE!
Who's next?!
Oh, DATE?!
Next?!
[PH] Oh!
[PH] He changed!
Okay, I get it!
Let's settle things there.
Let's fight.
You beat him.
DATE.
MASU.
Date-sama versus Masama.
OK!
I'll be waiting for you on the rooftop next time!
Look forward to it!
He's so funny!
He's wearing a helmet.
Sorry. Sorry.
What's with that?
I'm not going to say it anymore. Sorry.
It was a low-level battle.
I thought I had to do this much for Snowman.
But I thought Date-sama was interesting.
I thought so too.
And Massaman.
And Date-saman.
I'm Black Shaman.
[PH] That means...
Massaman vs Black Shaman.
Is it a battle or a showdown?
It's a battlefield!
I'm really stupid, so I'll be serious.
I, Fukuyama, will play the role of a former magician who was active in Las Vegas, Kamio Takeshi.
I, Mei, will play the role of Kamio Takeshi.
I will play Buddy and get closer to the mystery of my family's death.
Please watch the movie, Black Showman, which will be released on September 12th, at the theater.
Snowman Charismax started streaming with each music service!
Thank you!
A high-tension and chaos song with a unique groove.
Yes!
Catchy and charismatic dance too!
Please pay attention!
Am I the only one who is not short?
Is there still someone who is not short?
Only me!
Testing. Can people lose weight by pranking?
Can we go up the stairs?
Let's go up the stairs.
In the past two episodes of this show,
we have successfully made two people who are worried about their health
go up the stairs without much thought,
and make them lose weight in a short period of time.
And in 2025, we came up with an even more effective way to lose weight by pranking.
That is...
[PH] Cut.
What is happening?
This is not good.
You've experienced it before.
When you're about to miss a train, you have no choice but to run.
You go on a diet with that exhaust dash.
So this time, from all over Japan,
we researched three exhaust-dash diets that seem to have an effect.
Wow.
And we finally discovered three exhausts that seem to make you lose weight.
Whose health will be saved in this program?
The real documentary begins now!
Prank Diet Episode 3!
Can people lose weight by pranking?!
The train is getting out of hand!
Ekidash Diet Edition!
On a busy June day, a fisherman in Niigata Prefecture.
The target who is better off than ever is...
Nice to meet you!
Comedy entertainer, Takano Kishi.
Takano is a regular guest of this show who has been pranked on numerous times.
He is different from about 15 years ago.
He is gaining weight and is worried about his health.
At this rate, TAKANO's health will be damaged.
I have to get rid of it as soon as possible.
I will explain the outline of this diet program.
Thank you for your cooperation in the information program on Saturday.
In that program, we introduce food across the prefecture.
We are guests on a train trip in Kentaberos.
However, some trains go around the station.
Every time, you will definitely rush to the station due to various troubles.
I think I can lose weight.
What you can expect is...
A hard slope and stairs before you get to the station.
It's the best running course.
In other words, it's a revolutionary diet program that you can lose weight by consuming calories dramatically without realizing it.
I can lose weight naturally.
First of all, as a fake corner costume called Kentaveros...
The octopus wears a Kentauros costume on its lower body.
This promotes the effect of nutrients later on.
It's interesting.
Thank you.
Could you show us the opening?
Please let me stand on this stand.
He stands on the stand for the opening shooting.
But actually, this is...
It's a sword.
That sword...
I have an image of that.
It's Centaurus.
Yes, it's a weight system.
From 84 kilograms now, Centaurus is 2.3 kilograms heavier and Takano is 81.7 kilograms heavier.
It's 20kg heavier than the standard weight.
But he has to lose weight.
This is...
delicious!
The food report is over.
But the prank diet program is about to start.
It was delicious.
To film the captains riding on the train, one of them takes the bus to the train station.
But…
[PH] Huh?
Did you see a car?
Huh?
The bus is missing for transportation.
No way! This sucks!
I'm sorry. I gotta go.
The director calls the bus' AD.
[PH] Why did you call, G?
Why, G?!
G at this late hour?
It's a famous song.
Is he setting up an AD?
It's not a call, but a light song is played.
It's like one chorus.
Let's ask Mikami.
Mikami?
Hello.
Where are you now?
You said you'd go to the station by car next.
I see.
Oh, I see.
I heard you're moving trains this month.
I went ahead of you.
Okay, I'm sorry.
The person in charge of moving the train, Mikami, misunderstood and moved the bus to the next location.
Anyway, come back.
I'm quite far away, so I don't have time.
No, it's quite far to the station.
No, no.
I don't think we can do it.
You can't? You really can't?
I see. Then we have no choice.
No choice.
You're so kind.
Can we walk all the way?
It looks like we're driving away.
We want to at least take a picture.
Yes, it's okay.
Excuse me.
Let's walk for a bit and say yes.
Sorry.
Who's walking?
Someone, please help us!
[PH] Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Can you take a picture of me?
Oh, you'll let me take a picture of you?
Let's start the prank diet.
The first station is Echigo Tochimichi Railway.
It's Tsutsui City Station on the Japan Sea Seaside Line.
We depart from the port and go to Tsutsui City Station.
But it's 72 meters high and 1.1 kilometers long.
It's hard to say where to start.
Don't prepare a bad place for me.
Takano continues to run.
He is eating calories and losing weight.
The name of the race is 72m high uphill betrayal of dash.
Betrayal of what?
That's a good song.
The challenge to save TAKANO's health begins with a prank.
It takes about five minutes by car.
I can't make it in time by train if I walk.
Can I run?
Yes.
I'm running because I'm lonely.
[PH] Wow!
20 minutes until the train is about to depart.
He speeds up and heads for the station.
Hang in there, everyone!
And about six minutes from the beginning of workout.
Let's take a break here.
They take a break here.
I'll put on my kentauros.
Then...
You can put them on.
It might not be that hard.
You're so kind!
You're so nice!
Is it because it's hard?
I'll put them on.
Takano said he would wear Kentauros that Eddie was carrying.
If you wear this and run, the load on your body is not only doubled.
Takano himself is unconsciously becoming forward in this workout.
I don't have a workout consciousness.
Let's go for a moment.
Yes.
Put it back.
With Kentauros which is good for burning fat, they go again
They have 13 minutes left
It's like a real race
It's loud
It's noisy
They run smoothly for 3 minutes
They can see their destination
It's tough
It's getting more and more dangerous.
Isn't it dangerous?
Are you okay?
The scenery is terrible.
It's terrible.
The scenery is terrible on the hillside.
It's dangerous.
It's hard to climb up.
It's hard.
It's hard to think it's a climb, but I think it's a descent.
You're hanging your head.
It's a descent.
Who's there?!
You're too beautiful.
He started complaining about the noise of the power system director.
I'm scared.
Is his thinking negative because of the hard work out?
No, no.
This is not good.
Why are you looking at me like that?
You look like a ski resort.
What?
You're right.
And they finally arrive at their destination.
We're here.
What a station!
But Takano didn't know that this stage wasn't over yet.
Why?
Can you see it?
What he saw there was...
What?
[PH] It's the best!
It's amazing!
There's such a song.
The third episode of the prank diet.
Can you lose weight by doing a prank?
We'll miss the train.
The Ekidash diet episode.
Finally, Takano saw the station and jumped in.
It was a tunnel that was so deep that you couldn't see what was ahead of you.
I'm so happy! I want to see it!
This station was chosen for the first stage.
This is tough.
Tsutsui City Station is located in a tunnel that has a 40-meter-deep hole.
It's a rare station in Japan.
It's so low.
So Takano has to go down the stairs of 290 steps and go to the hole.
I have a little more time. Let's hurry up.
Can you get off here?
Stairs...
Sorry.
Let's hurry up. The train will come.
We can't make it. We have to hurry up.
This road is...
Let's go.
You can't make it.
Are you tired?
[PH] No.
He's making Director Power K angry, but he rushes to the home.
I didn't think it would be like this.
This way.
From here to Madakudai
What is it?
And he kept running
Can you make it?
He could see the goal
[PH] Alright!
He's like a real horse
Yes.
They finally arrive at the lowest level.
Will we make it?
Will they make it to the train?
Did you make it?
I'm glad.
What a great station.
I'm glad.
What a strange sight.
What a great station.
There's such a station.
But...
The train hasn't appeared yet.
Then, where is Eddie going?
Isn't it dangerous?
Here...
The opposite cut.
The worst.
The opposite cut.
I did it.
This is bad.
I can't laugh about this.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
The turn signal is on the right.
I see.
I'm sorry.
I'm on the right.
I'm sorry.
I have to climb up.
I'm sorry.
It's hard to climb up now.
It's not a line.
Will it be okay?
The director missed the train he was supposed to take.
The next train was to return to earth an hour later.
That's what the program was about.
This last train seemed to burn even more fat.
And when they finally returned to earth,
There was...
Takano is the one who created the situation of Takano's dash.
That's Obi.
[PH] That's great.
He's eating so happily.
He's eating.
Everyone wants to eat.
That's great.
Didn't you make it in time?
What are you doing?
I thought you should come back.
Who is this guy?
I'm angry.
I'm stupid.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
The first stage of the prank diet workout is over.
She consumed about 340 kcal.
This is a good start.
She lost weight.
After this, they will go to the second gourmet spot.
American Duke Karetatsu.
Takashi-kun.
After taking a walk along the road and replenishing yourself with Niselke,
they will head to the country of the wild and challenge the work out.
[PH] It's so good!
[PH] It's the best!
Same day
3 hours by car
Takano came to Nagano prefecture
He was trying to move to next location
But he had to dash because of some trouble
And that trouble was …
American dog A.D. was pulling him up
American dog!
Is this what an elite is like?
Isn't it coming?
Again, Mikami!
American dog?
Again, no bus or American dog.
I'm always using the G.
I wonder why.
Hello?
Where are you?
I'm moving.
It's not gas-powered at all.
It's quite far.
It takes a while to come back from here.
How long did it take you to walk from here to the station?
It took about 20 minutes by car.
What does that mean?
It's crazy!
But if you turn up the booster, it'll be about 15 minutes.
What a voice!
He's annoying.
Then we have no choice.
Why?
Sorry, everyone. I have to get in the car.
Boost 15 minutes.
What is a boost?
I have to boost.
And 15 minutes of boosting.
We've arrived at our destination.
I'm lost.
Lost?
They wait for the train to go to the next location.
Then...
A local who seemed like a human being who saw it...
The train has already left.
What?
Maybe...
it's from the train that passed by.
It just passed by.
It's that one!
[PH] That's close.
A train that was supposed to arrive has left the station.
The next train will arrive in less than an hour.
What do we do?
But at that moment,
a fake local person gave us information about the weather forecast.
There's a hidden technique.
A local person uses a shortcut to get on that train.
Can you get on that train?
No way.
This is where we were at.
It's curved here.
If we go down this mountain and get to Shimayama Village, we can get on this train.
That's right.
Uncle.
Yes.
From here, it's stage 2.
Shall we go?
The train overtook him and made a shortcut dash.
As you can see, this JR Iida line is curved in U shape
So you might miss the train
If you shortcut and go straight down, you might make it to Shimoyama Village Station
This is a super warp zone
However, even though it's downhill, 2km is a lot of work
This will definitely make you lose weight
If you make it, let's go
This is the best
Takano is happy and pokes water
What's up?
I've been here before.
Oh, you have.
I've been here before.
Oh, no.
I've done it before.
What?
He's done it before.
He's done it before?
Takano has been here before and experienced this dash before.
Even the staff didn't know about it.
He's an expert.
I'll run here.
It's really hard.
But I'm ready.
But it doesn't matter.
I'm getting tired.
Let's go.
What?
Let's go.
What should we do?
I'm getting tired. Let's go.
Thank you.
No matter what you've done before, you have to go to lose weight.
Yes, they do it for Takano's health.
We have to go really fast.
We have to speed up.
Boost, boost.
Let's go with super boost.
What's that?
Why do we have to do this over and over again?
It's really hard.
Don't complain!
This is crazy.
It feels good to go down.
It doesn't feel good.
What's so good about it?
Does it feel good?
It feels good!
Are you stupid?
You're cute!
I'm already like that!
If you look around you'll look like that!
How many kilos will he lose from the prank diet?
I'm going to win!
I'll do it.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, congratulations!
I'm scared of this kind of thing.
What is it? What is it? I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.