AISubs v3.8.1
I'm sorry, but I can't do this anymore.
Forgive me!
Once a year, we do a four hour special!
All-new prank, Doremi's song!
And a dream confrontation will take place!
Kuma plays Timeless versus Nukai plays Slow Man!
A game of fear of a simple explosion!
But even if you make a mistake...
You will never forget it!
What is that?!
Scary!
Before the Shiraha Ninja, that man finally stands!
Can Shiraha's house be built by the songwriter?!
Fly, fly, fly!
Masterman is inside Curriculum!
The biggest four-way confrontation in history!
Heroes gather!
Who will survive?!
And, in one night,
students and teachers confront each other in speeches the artistes have thought of!
Who received the trophy in front of all students?
Me! Me! Me!
It's so exciting!
Next week's Surprise Grand Prix!
The Four Hour Special!
38 Years of Time!
Tenpatsu Special!
Prank! Doremi's Song!
One is donut's donut.
Two is lemon's lemon.
Everyone, you know this song, right?
Today, we came up with a prank with this song!
Everyone, sing with us!
Okay, let's go!
Tomato-jico is too big.
You're a big guy.
Oh, right.
I have one more thing.
I'm going to make some patterns with massaman and robot.
I'm not sure which one is you, but...
It's like...
What are you doing?
You're lame!
Seriously?!
Both of you are lame!
You're lame!
Who?!
What is this?
Let me go!
I'm serious!
Stop it!
It's a prank, I saw it.
Stop it!
What's on your brain?
It's a C.
C?
Can I guess?
A big...
A.D.
What is that face?
What's with that look?
He's a doji, and he's a doji.
I've been really into Japanese lately.
I want to do this too.
Say something like,
after you make a move, say something like this.
It's coming from the front.
It's here.
Got it.
You're a doji.
What should I do?
Do you know about this show?
Of course I know.
I've never said this before, but this show is like a family.
Isn't it too plain?
What? Is Lea going to curse me?
No way!
OK, first one.
She's acting.
Five seconds to go.
Action!
Three, two, one.
Rock, paper, scissors, open!
What are you doing?
Are you OK?
He is kind!
Are you OK?
Who are you?
What?
Are you OK?
No, no, no!
I'm worried about making mistakes.
※He's not worried about mistakes.
Oh, like that?
You've never thought of anything before.
I don't think of anything.
You're a wet blanket!
Not at all!
Hey!
Are you kidding me?
Go to hell!
You're so mean!
The other way around!
You always say that, so I can't listen anymore!
Sorry, sir.
You're weak!
What's wrong?!
Bow, bow, correct your posture and throw it away
Ah, this is so funny!
Bow, bow, correct your posture and throw it away
Ouch!
What is this?
I'm going to die.
The target is a local fish.
The company's commercial is decided and he's asked to eat with the president.
The president is asked to eat with the president of the company.
Sir.
What are you doing?
Excuse me.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
Please don't do this.
This is too much.
I don't have it! I don't have it!
I'm sorry!
I don't have it!
Wait a moment!
I don't have it!
Wait a moment!
I'm off today for work related to fire safety.
I'm a security guard at the hotel.
Wow.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, sir.
Could you move your eyes to my chest?
Excuse me.
Wow!
Please look forward to the next episode!
What? Cash transfer?
No, no, no, forget it.
Please forget it.
Take it!
You were a mist guy.
Oh, it suits you, Kuda-san!
I won!
She is 45 years old.
No way!
That's her age.
No way!
First, breathe in and out slowly.
What will happen?
It's okay.
Okay, now face me.
I'm sorry.
It's sour.
I'll spit it out and drink it.
There is a series of pranks called Doremi's song.
And Iwahashi-san, Jonas-minus Iwahashi-san, Kangaroo-san, you sang for all of them, right?
Can you turn it off for once?
Of course.
Iwahashi-san's song is Iwahashi-san's song.
Everyone, come closer.
It's so pure, it looks reliable.
It's a baby.
Wow!
It's quite amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing!
Is it possible?
It's impossible!
One more time?
What?
From the side?
Are you OK? Your tears won't stop?
Is this right?
You have to exhale.
Wait a minute.
You have to exhale.
I don't exhale.
I've seen it before.
The speed is important.
The glasses are over there.
What should I do with my face?
It's red.
What?
It's not red.
Wait a minute.
It's red.
What?
I don't know what you're saying!
What?
You're awesome!
I'll open it.
What is it?
Is it important?
No!
Open it!
What is it?
It's good.
There's one more.
You're not balanced.
Excuse me.
I'm not getting off!
What's going on here?
What's going on? I'm not getting off!
I'm off!
He ended up getting off, but...
I'm off.
I'm off!
I'm gonna do my best.
Can you please look at me for a moment?
I'm sorry, I got caught.
Subliminal and Fuji TV-like laugh.
No, not laugh, I hate that laugh the most.
What is this?
Hey!
What is this?
Hey, put me down!
Please, I'm begging you.
And that's all, Mr. Fumiya.
That's it?!
He's not showing his face.
What's with the long face?
Let's just say it's something and end with a one!
You're too bad at pouring the soba
Where are you putting it?
No way! It's hard to do, right?
And the last big move!
It seems like your nose will open wide!
It will open?
Yes!
Good, good, good!
HOT!
It's awesome, I really like it!
Dynamo!
It's a prank.
I know!
It's definitely a prank!
I've never been to the N1 Grand Prix, but I'm sure I've been to a prank Grand Prix!
You're a king.
I'm not a king! I'm not a king!
You shouldn't be interested in my comedy!
I'm really happy.
I'm happy, too! Thank you!
No, I don't like it!
No!
I don't like it!
I feel sick!
That was disgusting!
The judges' evaluation is terrible!
Is it a good one?
I don't like it.
I'm sorry!
I'm going to kill you!
This is so funny.
What kind of face is that?
It's a second prank.
This is the worst.
This means it's over.
I like Fujitenmira Mauser the most.
I've said it before, but it's been a long time.
It's amazing.
It's a little dangerous.
Nawarai is flying.
Flying.
Nawarai is flying.
żógžgshiftagå'
I move it!
I'm not going anywhere.
17, 18, 17, 18, 20.
She is cute.
You don't have to get married.
You are a bride and a rider.
Go all out.
Go all out, rider.
Go.
Like this.
Get it!
He's right! This is useless!
Like this.
Hurry!
Get it!
Wait!
Get it!
What do you mean?
Not like that.
It's a translation.
Raise it up.
You can't raise it up by yourself.
You're laughing like crazy.
Don't laugh like that.
It's funny to see you laughing like that.
Laugh and fly away.
Hey!
What's with that face?!
I hate this! I hate it! What?!
Doesn't it hurt?!
What's with that face?!
Open up!
What?!
Who are you?
Hey!
I noticed.
Hey!
Hey! Sinpi!
Are you kidding me?
Did I scare you?
No, you didn't scare me!
A fly is flying.
Ha ha ha!
The earth is a line.
Ah!
The earth is a line.
Ah!
You are working hard.
Are you working hard?
Yes, I am.
You are great.
I will do the other side.
Please turn it like this.
I'm scared.
Nice.
Who is it?
I can't see.
I can't see!
I'm scared!
I can't see!
I know the secret of your singing.
I know it!
It's a popular series.
You know it, right?
It's only for you, C.
I really hate it.
It's only for you, C.
Thank you very much, Yamana.
Thank you very much, Akina Yamana.
It's a trap!
Oh, I've been waiting for this!
It's a great idea!
The main show's four-hour special is the master's singing prank show,
and it's called, The Doremi Song, and it's being challenged!
Master's song!
Hand, power!
Master's song!
Kyaaa!
Ahahaha!
Hehehe!
Soon, a demon with a gun...
Gyaa!
Will non-stop, constantly, and constantly target the new prank!
Gyaa!
And this man is also...
Ah, teacher!
Teacher!
What is it?
I won't forgive you!
What is it?
They bought Biodes for 38 years.
Next is...
Biode Infinite Milk.
At a ranch location...
The target tries to drink milk, but...
No matter how much he drinks,
the milk in the bottle never decreases.
The target is...
Hello!
I'm the one and only,
Matsuokosisuto's Kishitagai's target!
TAKANO is a team that has been breaking for several years.
KISHI TAKANO is also pushing.
Where is it stopped?
It's over there.
If you stop it there, it will be over there.
Ready, start.
He took the first step.
He is fast.
He is faster than I thought.
He is very fast.
It didn't take three seconds.
Four people with high pace.
But from there, it's an infinite milk bottle.
Takano blows it out. What will he do?
It's a claret!
I'm fine.
He drank it!
Can I put it back?
I'm excited.
Ready, go!
Go! Go! Go!
I can win!
I'm sorry!
Open up!
I'm sorry, really, really, really!
I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
So, you dropped it in your slick bag...
The target is trying a slickback.
She will fall into the pit.
This is a prank that happened in the past.
She will teach him how to do it.
But I think she can do it.
It doesn't look like she can do it.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Who said oh?
It's not working at all.
All right.
It's not done yet, but let's do it.
Does it really look like it's floating like this?
Well then, thank you!
It's not done, but it's real!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
It's not done at all!
Just walk sideways!
This is terrible!
Wow!
That's fantastic!
Wow, that's wonderful!
Hey!
Hey, you!
I can't see you at all.
Hey!
Come on!
It's blinding!
Wait...
The other way...
I know by the way you're dressed!
I know by your posture!
I can't see you but I know by your posture!
Bushi TV!
What is this?
You know, you were doing a slickback.
I was doing a trick back.
If you receive it properly, it won't fall.
Wait.
Let me see the width.
It falls.
Next is...
Who is it?
I want to eat pancakes.
I'd like to order quickly, please.
But it will be left behind.
Speaking of which,
when milk appeared as a prankster who comes out infinitely,
It's a guilty pleasure.
You can't swallow it, can you?
I can't.
I can't swallow it.
He was going to try it even though he was a prankster.
It's too fast.
Too fast.
For some reason,
Without giving him a ring,
He was just being pushed around like a normal person
Give me the hose!
So cool!
Nice!
Cool!
He's a pro
This is fun
Yay!
Good!
You like it?
Yay!
You did it!
What's up?
What should we do?
It's disgusting.
We were expecting it to fall because it was floating.
Because it was floating?
Yes.
Are you stupid?
It doesn't look like it's floating.
It's not floating.
This is not a surprise competition.
I want you to raise it.
There is a suspicious ladder.
What is that?
Isn't it like this?
What is it?
Please move.
Where do you want me to move?
Hurry up.
The competition is about to end.
It's amazing.
Hurry up and fix it!
This is amazing.
Fix it!
It's meaningless.
In the hospital, a man panics in the bathroom.
He suddenly goes to the bathroom for a urine test in a fake health program.
Suddenly, an old man who was adding water next to him turns his head this way.
It's a prank that will definitely make you panic.
The first one to panic is...
Sasha's cousin Einstein is cute.
And in the bathroom, there's a mechanism to make you sit next to an old man.
If you do...
Scary, scary, scary!
Watch out!
Crazy!
What's going on?
Why are you acting?
I was asked by the company chief.
I'm fine.
It's the most effective way to get out of bed.
I see!
Next...
It's the same color as today.
Yamana, who came from Tokyo last fall.
Yamana only comes to Tokyo for pranks.
He doesn't come anywhere else.
Who are you?
I saw your face!
Ah, it hurts.
Why?!
Man!
Don't say it like you'll be tired!
Why?!
Why did you say that?!
Why?!
We're sorry.
We're sorry!
I know what you mean.
It's a prank Grand Prix.
I know.
I'm crazy about the real thing.
The wetness is also the same.
The wetness that hits is the same.
I'm sorry.
The decision of the defeated robot is...
The target is...
Who is it?
He's been popular in recent programs.
Toraja Matsuda Genta.
Let's go, hero!
Next week's four-hour special is...
Massaman's super special!
There's four of them!
Hello!
You're in too!
Two heroes stand in front of Massaman
He's pulled behind me today
I'm gonna eat the world's first fish here
It looks so fun
No way
In the game, it's a battle of who's the best pirate robot!
The target is...
me!
Travis Japan's Genta Matsuda.
Recently, he's been a big fan of this show and is active as a target or a helper for Matsuda-san.
This prank started when Matsuda Boom began four months ago.
The rebellion against mankind by robots begins.
I brought you orders.
Oh no!
Help me!
And reinforcements arrived.
Oh no! They're coming from behind!
Reinforcements, fall back! Fall back!
I'm sorry.
If you turn around, you won't be scared, but you won't notice it.
Don't say it.
Please take the order form.
What?
Huh?
I don't think that's it.
That's not it!
It's an all-in camera!
I've seen it before!
Huh?
What's up?
What?
What is it?
If you can't get one...
What?
What is it?
What?
It's like...
What?
Huh? Is this your first time?
Huh?
Is this your first...
Huh?
Is this your first...
What's with you?!
We're not finishing the conversation!
Is this your first time?
Why are you drinking now?!
Not now!
This is a weapon that Heisenrod used to rebel.
Ah, Heisenrod used it to rebel...
Rebel...
Rebel what?
Rebel...
What is it?
You're making me blush!
Show us your face!
What are you saying?
What did you say?
What?
You know Eisenhower?
The guy from Hajime?
Eisenhower caused a rebellion.
Rebellion?
Is it a bankruptcy case?
Bankruptcy...
Yes, bankruptcy.
You're giving up?
Well...
It's like a controlled, unidentified object.
What?
A doll that moves in seconds.
Target is in a fake program where a reporter reports a closed hospital.
The doll you found suddenly starts moving wildly.
It's a really scary prank.
But this doll is actually a robot for medical education.
It's for children's teeth treatment and early and middle school medical education.
Yes, children are moving and rampaging.
Because it faithfully reproduces the elements,
It is a very good support for medical professionals.
At the same time, it is a very good item for us variety professionals.
The target is...
I want to go home.
I'm a hard worker.
Unexpected, unexpected, unexpected!
I want to go home.
I do this kind of work for energy.
Um...the manager...
Um...he's putting me on schedule without my permission.
I really can't do it. I really can't do it.
I really hate it.
Hey!
Why?!
Hey!
This is far from the room of moving dolls.
I see, manager-san. This is certainly a good feeling.
I'm sorry. I'll open it.
What? Why? What is it?
Not there. Not there.
There are people who haven't done anything yet, but are already reaching their limits.
Then, finally...
This guy!
Oh, I don't like that kind of stuff.
No! Someone come!
He started laughing.
Has he gone mad?
Are you okay, Ali?
I'm fine! I'm fine! I'm fine!
I can't take it anymore!
Well then, the doll starts moving soon.
Why?! Why?! Be quiet!
What's going on?!
Something is in his head! Something is in his head!
And the art staff who were hiding inside start moving.
What's wrong, Katamari?
W...what?
You're sweating.
Why?
It's okay.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Why? I'm fine.
Special prize Grand Prix, huh?
Yes, this is a medical doll.
Oh, it's a proper medical doll.
Yes, yes.
You can't use that doll to threaten me.
The T-pack Man.
Excuse me.
Oh, it's here!
What appeared was...
The main character, Yajimari.
Yajimari gets angry when he gets pranked by a drinker.
T-Pack Man with a hot Darjeeling Tea in his head...
Carefully closes in on the target behind him.
There it is.
We've arrived.
Wow!
Good job.
He's gone mad!
This is...
a prank.
Why do you look so wet?
What's the matter with you?
Is it on again?
Did you do a persistence test?
Yes, I did.
You're crazy.
Do you know it?
Who?
I don't know.
You're mad if you don't know.
Betty Packman.
Left hand.
There's nothing.
Because I'm sleepy.
Be prepared! Be prepared!
Umm...
Why are you looking at me like that?
His target is...
A ghost!
Prank Legend, Cunning Takeyama
Are you fighting with a Tokyo person!?
While the staff is talking about something, T-Pack Man quietly closes in on the staff.
I'm nervous.
We're here.
Perfect.
Your ears are amazing.
Wait a minute.
Hey, where did you go?
Muscle bear!
Oh!
I know about tea packs.
Hohohoho!
It's not hohohoho!
I wanted to drink properly!
This is great!
Then...
What?
Old man in the powder eating contest.
The usual powder eating contest is a competition where you have to find the hidden candy in the powder without using your hands.
But...
Today we are not doing a candy in the powder, but a prank where we are old men.
I'm back!
Hello!
Who is it?
It's me, Kisaragi!
How have you been?
Zero!
You're not allowed to do that!
You're not allowed to bow down!
Why are you sorry?
I'm sorry.
Every time.
Now, finally, they're heading to the candy-eating platform.
They're searching for candy diligently!
Wow, there's a train going there!
Oh, they can see the ogre now!
But they're closing their eyes!
Takaro is closing his eyes.
He is not conscious of it and is looking at it.
To be honest, is it a little hard for you, Uncle Amekui?
It's not hard for me.
It's fun.
I'm pissed!
Hurry up and turn the screen upside down.
Damn it.
He's really mad.
He remembered.
He's really weird. I'm surprised.
Were you kissing?!
Who is this?!
It's an old man.
An old man?! That's disgusting!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Now, the start has been cut off.
He looks very cautious.
He's fast! He's fast!
Back flip!
Manjoo flips!
That's not necessary now, but it's a great performance for an entertainer!
Now, Manjoo finally reaches the candy eating platform.
And without hesitation, he dives into the powder.
Wow!
He's desperately looking for candy that doesn't exist!
Wow!
Oh!
Oh, the old man's breathing hose came off!
The old man!
Now the old man cannot breathe!
But Manjoo seems to be blinded by powder.
Is the old man okay?
Good luck, old man!
It's getting hot!
Can't I use my hands?
And then...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
And the staff is...
Hurry up!
Candy, candy!
This is the worst!
Wait a minute!
Are you kidding me?!
This is impossible!
Who is this?!
Wait a minute!
What is this?!
What kind of prank is this?!
Stop it!
Stop talking nonsense!
You're disgusting!
I'm out of breath.
What?
I took off the pipe.
I'm sorry.
I took off this.
I'm calm now.
Why are you calm?
What is this?
10 people, 11 cars, course out
I like it! It's super fun!
10 people, 11 cars is a competition like this
But when they start to run
10 people are getting off course
Only the target at the end is hit by a wall
It's a prank
The target is...
Who is it?
He'll get angry again.
The person in charge of the theme is...
Speaking of others...
It's you, Gaku.
I'm surprised. I'm not good at this.
Don't just make it up.
Thank you for drinking with me
I'm sorry but I can't drink with you
Who decides the prize?
He doesn't acknowledge his own prize as a prank.
Look at the three guys next to you.
They are all scum.
Now, only traitors are here.
Jovan is doing good.
But, he is taking the car off the course.
He's going to hit a wall!
And another one!
And a second wall!
Even if he hits it, the Queen's legs are still straight and he's not slowing down!
He's standing still and steady. He's not slowing down!
And now we can see the third wall.
From here, it's all about the live performance!
And the last dance!
At the end, they finish with a firm support!
I don't care!
What are you doing?
That was awesome!
The race continues.
It looked like a smooth start, but suddenly, nine people start to betray each other.
Kokada tries to push back desperately, but the first round is nine to one.
It can't be done, and they clash against the wall.
Then, they break the wall of pie and run through to the goal without giving up.
lol
The time is...
You're stupid!
35 seconds.
I don't need it.
You don't need it.
I don't need it.
I'm not saying you shouldn't do it.
I'll say it again, but Kogado-san, you're banned.
Who decides that?
I'm saying you shouldn't do it!
I'm asking you if you're banned.
Who are you asking?
It's not good, right?
No, no, no.
Well...
In Japanese it's called no good, but...
In this world, it's not bad to say no.
That's what it means.
The next participant is...
He's here!
What an idea!
Now, it's a start!
Oibias is confused by his unfamiliar movement, but he's running hard!
He's coming! He's coming!
But the crowd is moving forward!
They're crashing! They're crashing!
One, two, one, two, one, two!
And the second one!
And the next one is with cream!
And the last one!
He's on a ride!
And now, he's in a goal with his teammates!
Who's this?
Huh?!
Now, let's watch the replay!
Oideus tries to push her back but the match is placed next to her and she falls to the wall.
Amazing!
And finally, she pushes herself to the wall and takes off all of the cream.
The variety team has shown us a great performance.
She's on her chin.
To the camera?
This is a pie.
It's cool.
I was just looking at it.
What is this?
It's for ten people.
12 passengers, course out.
What does it say?
What is the motif?
Motif?
Motif? What is it saying?
Is it a movie?
What is it saying? 12 passengers, course out.
Huh?
It's wrong!
Next is the Shiraha Ninja Four-time Strike that makes sure to kill the target.
The phrase,
"... a white-winged arrow stands,"
is a word born from the continuation of the story of a girl who once built a sacrifice house.
It means that it is specially chosen from among many people.
And as a target for the white-legged parent, who was raised as a white-legged parent?
Good morning.
Good morning, Mr. Mephist.
Good morning.
Today is the recording day of the Devil Mephist Dodgeball Challenge.
Then, I'll sit in a chair like a coach here.
He watches him practice and says,
he'll have Abareru sit in the corner of the studio.
And then...
Who's there?
It's that suspicious-looking ninja.
Ninja?
He slowly approaches Amarero.
And in his hand is a white arrow with wings.
Yes, he is...
Oh, you're annoying!
The white criminal!
What's going on?
Stay where you are!
He's a very strong ninja who can definitely pierce white-handed arrows with the chosen target.
I don't think he has a lot of strength.
LOL
Amaheru doesn't realize his existence.
LOL
What's going on?
And...
Oh, wow, it's kind of...
LOL
The battle between two men is still ongoing.
The final round of the competition is coming soon.
LOL
I can't do it!
I'm getting a little nervous.
This is amazing!
What is this?
Did you hear the sound?
It's amazing!
What is this?
What is it?
Did you see it?
This is literally
a white arrow standing.
The wild dog didn't hesitate a second and his arrow pierced through his brain.
This is crazy!
That's right.
White ninja never miss their target.
That's right.
I never miss my target.
What?!
What? What's in your sword?
What's that?
You're out of your mind.
What's this?
I was surprised.
What?
Did he hit you?
He's also out of his mind.
He tried it himself.
He's beaten up!
Why? Why?
I can't take it anymore!
Next, Shiraha's house was built...
Last year's M-1 finalist, Wakitta of Shishigashira.
Before his performance, he left a comment.
In front of the panel, it's said to be a talent show.
But in the studio...
He's here!
The Shirahaninja was already ahead of him.
Who is he? He's in a different place.
Who is he?
Nice to meet you.
The comment section starts.
And then...
I'm excited to see how far it will go.
The Shiraha ninja silently approach their target...
and...
We wait for the right timing.
He might be nervous.
Yes, sir.
500 yen.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Thank you.
It's so much fun!
He's fast.
He's amazing.
He's not an amateur.
That's enough.
He's funny.
Too sweet.
The opponent to make Shiraha's parents proud is...
The strongest artist.
Haruki and Mr. Zakoshi.