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To Be Continued...
Tonight's Special Grand Prix is...
A new special move has been introduced for Massaman!
There's something I've never seen before. What could it be?
Massaman's Spin is...
Huh? What's this?
A second-hand surprise broadcasted at high speed!
Bounce from the top of the ladder in seconds!
If the target climbs up a long ladder...
The ladder will suddenly be removed from above!
It's just a little scary prank!
And the one who is waiting on top of the yagura...
Oh!
It was that man who was watching too much Ms. Nesca!
The castle in the sky was in Tsuribori, Miura City, Kanawa Prefecture.
And the one who came there is...
Hello! We're Tatsuniku!
Tatsuniku!
We have to leave it here!
It's this kind of Tatsuniku!
It used to come out from time to time, but...
Due to the recent generation of juniors...
It's getting harder and harder to warm up the benches!
A hand-made fishing experience in the sea...
But there...
An unnatural yagura that can't reach the sky was standing there!
We have a big guest here with us today.
He's coming here by boat.
Really?
He's coming here?
Tatsumi-kun, can you go up to this yagura?
This one?
If you see it, please tell me you know where it is.
Following the sky, they start climbing the ladder.
Hold it tight.
Isn't it scary?
It's really high up!
Is it coming from quite far away?
Yes, it is.
Please look for it.
It's not here yet!
It's here! It's funny!
It's only a little further up.
Then...
I won't get involved with you anymore!
Our guests for today are these two people!
Two of you?
He's an old man who does manzai like this.
The target is this old man.
But this old man is not a trickster.
He just doesn't know anything.
And soon, he will reach the top.
In both hands, Gerock McQueen.
This is funny.
Speaking of Gerock McQueen,
he is a very popular character who has seen a lot of geckos
from his cute back mouth to the target.
Until now, there were first generation and second generation geckos,
but this time...
This is amazing.
It's been a while since Gerock McQueen was launched,
but we have developed a new generation of geckos.
Nikkatsu Studio, which has produced many famous movies and famous dramas.
We were asked to shoot a commercial there and came here because...
A firefighter has more work to do.
Kato, who is a little nervous after hearing about the commercial shooting.
But when it comes to Kato...
When he was pranked with a fake commercial setting before...
He was shocked that there was no commercial because of the prank.
Will he be okay this time?
It's not a bad commercial, is it?
It's not like a bad phone call, is it?
I can't believe it.
I'd like you to sit here in a straight position.
It's about this position.
It's a scene where he talks to a teddy bear in front of him in a Flimapri commercial.
But right after this line, the bear starts moving.
Wait a minute, please.
It's a commercial he's been dreaming of.
Kato's acting is also exciting.
Here we go.
I'm concentrating.
Ready...
I've always been with you.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
This is the first time I'm seeing white.
The next target is...
However, for some reason,
the phenomenon that the video always freezes occurs every time.
I'm telling you to stop it!
However, that phenomenon hasn't happened today.
It seems to be okay.
You don't feel well today, do you?
Take off your shoes for a moment.
I will be in charge of the camera. I'm Yashiro.
Excuse me.
I've always been with you, but...
It's a scream of soul, isn't it?
From among the family who came to play there,
Dad's athletic nerves speak to a good-looking family.
Suddenly, Dad decides to try dodgeball.
If you win, you get the toy you want for your child.
But if you lose, Dad wins.
First shot of the year.
Yes.
This year, I asked my dad to bring me a prize.
Is that okay?
That's right. It's an enemy.
I don't know.
Taka is involved in a sudden dodgeball match.
Live broadcast in the afternoon.
The first acceleration that has been asked and done with various quiz projects is...
Hiroki and Papa's family have come in with a very, very loving feeling.
First of all, without telling that this is a surprise Grand Prix, they will choose a toy for the children.
And here comes Ackman Mephist.
My pattern is Ackman Mephist.
This is what my father will challenge me with!
The Dodgeball Kids who will challenge their father are...
...the strongest team in Japan
Mogura Team
Which finally won first place in Japan this year!
If they can escape from these strongest elementary school students for one minute
They can get toys that will catch their hearts!
How long have you been playing sports?
I've been playing swimming since I was 3 years old.
Until what age?
Until I was 18.
Your highest score is...
King Tita Final!
What?! King Tita Final?!
Well, that's your entry level.
I'm scared.
What kind of attitude is that?!
That's rude.
That's life!
Dad, everyone in this family is very cheerful, isn't it?
How nice!
That's right!
Just looking at you makes me want to become an Evo, too!
Will their father, who used to play swimming, be able to escape from the Dodgeball Kids?!
You can do it!
Their father, who used to play swimming, be able to escape from the Dodgeball Kids?!
For the sake of their beloved son's smile, they'll do their best to get their toys!
You can do it!
Let's go!
Let's begin the Dodgeball Challenge!
Start!
Slowly!
Close! Close! Close!
Dad, this dad looks like he's having a hard time.
It looks like he's having a hard time dodging.
And it looks like he's having a hard time running away for a minute.
It looks like he's having a hard time for a minute.
Horrible!
What a horrible plan!
Huh?
Huh? Plan?
Dad, what do you mean?
Don't you know, Kitaro?
This dad is cute.
Cute.
Huh? Face?
Look carefully, Kitaro.
Don't you think your dad's movement is too cute?
It's cute, but...
It's a sound! A sound!
A sound?
Ah...
Yes.
This dad knows that he's cute and he's using it.
That's right!
Judging by this cuteness, I don't think anyone can hit the ball.
I'm sure the kids couldn't hit it because their dad was too cute.
It's a scary strategy, isn't it?
And from now on...
This dad's four terrible strategies that are too cute and can't be hit will begin.
Kintsu is in a position to throw it, and then...
Dad, did you fail to hit the ball again this time?
Being hit by a ball for such a cute father like you is a bit weird!
My father's cuteness is killing me!
Because it's too slippery, they change into the shoes prepared by the show and restart.
If you're thrown, you can't avoid it.
But the opponent is the knight you missed earlier.
Then...
You can do it!
Let's do our best!
You can do it!
Don't give up, dad!
For my beloved family...
I will do my best and win!
Kids should be welcomed too!
23 seconds left!
My cuteness isn't working?!
What's wrong? What's wrong?!
No way! Papa's cuteness isn't working at all!
You can do it!
Are they demons?!
But since it's the head, it's safe.
The head is safe.
It's not over yet.
The head is safe.
Besides...
Is there such a cute person?!
It's really pitiful.
The head is safe.
Is that so?!
And there's only one second left.
Here's Papa's last cuteness!
This time for sure!
The head is safe!
I'm sorry!
Well, you did your best.
That's right.
But again...
Yes.
The angry five families are...
Hello.
It looks delicious.
A family of two fathers with a sporty atmosphere for the whole family.
What do you think, dad? Do you want this?
I'll do my best for my children.
Please buy it.
Dad, this father has an atmosphere.
Well, this appearance...
I've seen it in old books.
Warrior's dress?
Samurai?
I might be able to tell you about this father.
Now, meet Mephist!
And he will announce the content of the challenge!
Dodgeball! Can you run away for one minute? Challenge!
Have you ever seen it?
Yes, I have.
Oh, you have!
Have you ever seen this dodgeball?
Yes.
I'm panicking now.
But this father actually has unexpected independence.
There are a lot of favorite programs and I like this one.
You like this one?
What's with that reaction?
He's very calm.
Did you hear that, father?
This father seems to love dodgeball projects.
I'm so happy!
As I expected, fathers choose their challenges seriously.
You should choose it!
Mephist may become a world-famous documentary program like this.
Dad, do you do any sports?
No.
What? No?
But you're thin and thin.
You look like you've done a lot of sports.
I only do muscle training.
What? Really?
But you do muscle training?
Muscle training.
What?
Be honest with me.
I do it three times a week.
What? You do it a lot, don't you?
Dad, do you really do it a lot?
Yes, even though it's limited.
Why do you do muscle training?
I do it to protect my children.
That's nice.
That's cool.
I heard you like this program.
I love it.
Is this a documentary program?
It doesn't look like it at all.
I do my best for my father's children.
Do you really do it?
That's amazing.
I do my best with all my strength.
With all your strength?
Even with a sad look on his face, he is determined to fight.
I will win for sure.
You can do it, dad!
Muscles trained by Shusan to protect himself.
That evolution will be captured on the stage that he admired in front of the TV today.
Good picture!
Let's do it!
Dodgeball Challenge, Start!
After this, Master One's new special tour will begin!
Challenge battle with determination that is nothing but nothing!
Well then, let's go!
Dodgeball Challenge, Start!
He's got a lot of muscle.
He's easily dodging kids' balls.
He's got a good taste.
And a samurai-like atmosphere.
What if...
Dad, what's wrong?
Oh, that's it!
There's no doubt about it!
This man may be the reincarnation of that famous samurai.
Famous samurai?
Yoshitsune!
Yes, Yoshitsune of Minamoto, a military officer of the Ryohan period.
When Yoshitsune was still called Ushiwakamaru in his childhood,
Yoshitsune jumped over a cowardly big guy like Benkei and shot him in the back of the head.
This lightness...
And this samurai-like attitude...
I can't deny that.
That's because...
Yoshitsune may be the reincarnation of Ushiwakamaru.
He's been customized.
I-is that so?
I can't see anything!
It's like she's been running for 50 years!
She's finally coming out of her shell!
I can't see anything!
I can't get enough of her!
Don't look at me like that!
Ah! Time! Swing!
You got it right!
I got it right!
What a shame, dad!
You got it right!
That was a light return.
He's out of breath, too.
It's a waste of life.
But at this time of day, you need a catch.
That's right.
I'm able to challenge my favorite song.
But I feel like I'm dreaming.
I'm losing my mind.
Why do you work out?
To protect my child.
I'll do my best.
I'll definitely get the first prize.
Now, father of cattle.
For the child you love, show me the will of a warrior.
Go for it, father!
Show me!
The will of a warrior.
Start!
As expected of Yoshitsune, as a samurai, his heart was half cut off.
Dad, dad, maybe he's not a samurai, that's how much...
How did you feel at the end of the 18 seconds?
It's heartless.
Now, Natsuko, you've probably cleared it, right? Please emphasize it.
It's heartless.
Thank you for your cooperation all of you in your families who cooperated with us all of a sudden.
We didn't think we would be able to recreate our own decisive battle again and again.
If you put out something you didn't say in the supermarket, you'll get scolded eventually.
I'll make you say it, so behave yourself.
I'm glad my dad brought those clothes with him.
A new special move will be born next year!
What is this place?
This is a rooftop.
Rooftop?!
It's a different place than usual.
It's a rooftop of a bandan studio.
Why bandan?!
Today...
we're not doing Gyagu Banji.
What?!
Finally?!
You look happy and sad.
I'm happy and...
sad and kissy and...
sad and sad and...
It's too sad.
We will play the same memory game as always.
I don't have much memory, though.
That's right.
However, we will think about your special move this time.
Special move?
We are here today to show you that special move.
I want my children to say it's cool.
They haven't said it yet, have they?
They have said it!
They have said it.
Which one?
It doesn't matter.
Today's opponent is...
The opponent is a rival of Snow Man, Mukai and Koji.
What?
A rival of Snow Man, Mukai and Koji?
My rival?
Who?
A rival of Snow Man, Mukai and Koji.
There are many rivals of mine in Snow Man, Mukai and Koji.
It doesn't matter.
It does!
How many times do I have to say it?
It's the main move.
You are...
Masterman.
I am Masterman.
Wow!
You are Masterman.
I am Masterman.
You are Masterman.
I am Masterman.
You are Masterman.
Don't kill me!
He is stupid.
No, I'm not!
He is not Mukai.
Look at him.
He has separated himself from his personality.
You can't really see it.
Tonight's opponent...
Someone who has nothing to do with Master Man and is said to be Snow Man's rival...
Who is it?
Nice to meet you.
Last year, they debuted
And now they are an idol group with a strong momentum to make a leap forward.
Snow Man Kouji Mukai and I are the same age
And we spent the Kansai Junior era together
So we don't know each other.
However, while we are the same age
Mukai entered the company earlier
Debuted earlier
And whether or not Swayzer is a rival.
A super popular actor we all know...
A super popular actor?
Yes, a super popular actor.
He said he wanted to meet Swayzer.
What?
And...
On this day
A fake show where you can meet a super popular actor who wants to meet Swayzer.
A super popular actor wants to meet me?
That's right.
A super popular actor.
I'm so happy.
Are you happy?
I'm so happy.
I'm nervous.
When that actor turns out to be a super popular actor
What kind of face will Swayzer make?
As they look at each other, each staff member removes their eye masks.
Now, please open your eyes.
Isn't it dazzling?
Oh, no, it's dazzling.
Are you kidding me? What are you doing?
I'm Cesar from group A.
In other words, I'm an ace.
Stop it.
I've never been called an ace.
I've never been called an ace except for here.
How many opponents do you have against each other?
Opponents?
Rivals.
I'm a rival of Mukai Koji.
I'm not your rival.
Don't say that.
What?
I'm not your rival.
Don't say that.
You look happy.
I've heard of it.
When I was in Kansai Junior, Mukai refused to be a back dancer.
You shouldn't say that.
I've never heard of it.
I've never talked about it on TV.
You're the first person.
You should refuse it.
Is it true?
It's true.
Why?
I didn't like it.
I know how you feel.
Today, you two will have a memory battle.
I know about it.
I have a bad memory.
Seriously.
Don't worry. I have a bad memory, too.
Hey!
Don't talk to me!
What is the new special move?
What is it?
I've never seen it before.
What is it?
I'm scared.
That is today's match venue.
Match venue?
What does it mean?
What is it?
I'm scared.
Is it a person?
It's a person.
It's not a person. It's a doll.
I'm scared.
Is it a doll?
The new special move of Massaman is Massaman Spin.
Massaman Spin.
Can you say Massaman Spin together?
That's lame.
I won't say Massaman Spin.
It's Massaman Spin.
That's wrong.
That's lame.
Massaman Spin.
Are you ready?
Yes.
One, two...
Massaman Spin!
Massaman uses his memory and knowledge to create a tornado that spins 60 times in one minute.
It's a true special move!
I'm starting to feel sick!
What would you do if you lost today instead of Banjel?
I'd be scared of Banjel.
I'm okay with special moves.
You're okay with them?
Yes.
You're okay with them?
Yes, I'm okay with them.
You're okay with them?
Yes.
Then, let's do it.
What?! What do you mean?!
If you say it like that, you're really stupid!
He's really angry!
They can't lose against each other!
A rival match between the same age opens up!
There's a different level of fear than usual, and I don't think I can lose.
I don't even turn one millimeter.
I'm scared of people like you.
Today's topic is...
This is the most important.
Not all of them?
Hey, what are you doing?
Dog
Hamster
You are twisting a lot from the beginning
OK!
Dog, hamster, rabbit
OK!
Hamster!
That's right.
You don't have to. You don't have to.
You should have told me earlier.
You don't have to. You don't have to.
Hamster.
Rabbit.
Cat.
Poop.
Well, well, well.
Dog.
Hamster.
Rabbit.
Cat.
Poop.
Ferret.
Ferret!
Ferret?!
Ferret is a dog?!
A dog?!
What?!
No way!
That's pretty famous!
Ferret is a dog?!
No way!
Who?!
I said take it, take it!
Take it, take it, don't talk, forget it, take it.
Monster, rabbit, cat, poop.
The first fish.
Dog, hamster, rabbit, cat, poop, ferret, goldfish.
hamster, rabbit, cat, poop, ferret, goldfish, snake, fennec.
What are you doing? Don't mess with me.
It's like a fennec.
It's a bird, isn't it? It's a bird.
If I say it's a bird, does it mean I can tie a bird?
No, you can't. It's not a bird.
And it's not a phoenix, it's a phoenix.
And it's an imaginary creature.
You're making a lot of mistakes.
Once again, fennec is a fox with large ears.
Ferret and phoenix.
These two have similar accents.
Don't make a mistake, you two.
Next, the fourth round.
Master, please.
Isn't it dangerous?
Dog, hamster, rabbit, cat, poop, fennec.
Yes.
The usual pattern, isn't it?
KABUTOMUSHI
And here, since elementary school, a little strange animal's name has been...
I'm scared.
LIONTAIL, KABUTOMUSHI, PLACIDO CROMISMIROMO...
...AYAHUSHI, MASAMAN and EISUKE...
...PLACIDO CROMISMIROMO is a tropical fish that lives in Africa.
Can they remember this long name?
That's dangerous.
Isn't it too much?
I painted it black!
What was it again?
Teacher!
Yes!
How do you memorize it?
I'm not stupid!
It's the same!
I couldn't cross!
Chromis!
Nice!
You're good!
Look at me!
But it's definitely growing, isn't it?
It's definitely there! It was heavy!
It's burning! It's ringing!
It's like this!
It's starting to get pretty bad, seriously.
Hamster, rabbit, cat!
Cat!
Master Man, you're being mean!
I didn't know this would happen.
Turn, turn...
I'm getting stuck.
Turn, turn, turn...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Shut up!
Rabbit! Cat!
I can't do it!
Cat!
Helmet insect!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no!