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Tonight's prank Grand Prix...
...is a two-hour special where you can't predict the target's movements!
First up...
...is a second-hand prank that's broadcasted at high speed!
Second-hand! When the light comes on, you're in trouble!
All of a sudden, the room lights come on and it gets dark.
Then, the lights come back on!
Blinded!
Before you know it, you see the face of the impersonator, Kintaro!
That's the prank!
Until now...
...in the dark...
...he's appeared in many impersonations and made the target scream!
And tonight...
...we've prepared a new impersonation for tonight!
It can't be helped!
We'll use both impersonations and make the target scream!
On this day...
...we were asked and interviewed by "Mezamashi TV"...
...actors Takako Matsu and Hokuto Matsumura of "STONEZ"!
Why did these two super-gorgeous people come here?
Are they here for practice?
Are they going to die?
These two...
...have starred in the movie "FIRST KISS", which was just released last week.
Today...
...we were asked and interviewed by them!
First of all...
...the camera and this room...
...will be filmed from the moment you enter this room.
We'll go outside for a moment and come back in...
...so I'd like you to stay in this natural state for a moment.
After this, a reporter comes into the room.
For the sake of the production, only Matsu and Matsumura are in the room.
Then...
What?
Here, here, here.
Suddenly, the room lights go out and you can't see anything in the pitch black darkness.
And at that moment...
The top of the table slowly opens and from inside, Kintaro is...
Matsu-san is already in a panic state.
And...
Then, the lights go out.
When the light goes out, Kintaro is there.
A kabuki actor, Matsumoto Hakuo.
This is a commercial his father was in.
I was scared.
This is not a coverage of Nagamashi.
I know, right?
There is also Akkiri Gampo.
Have you ever been pranked?
It's not my first time.
No, it's wonderful.
Matsumaru's prank was a huge success!
I didn't do it on purpose!
Today, actually...
We'd like you to be our prank target.
Eh?
Kintaro-san, with a different character.
That's right.
Actually, we have one more target.
This time, Matsumaru-san will be our prank target.
First of all, we'd like you to help us with the prank.
I hope you don't find out.
No, no, no.
I really can't do it, but you'll find out.
No, I'm a parent and child.
I'll do my best!
You'll do your best!
Maybe you'll do your best with me!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Let's move on to the next target.
Matsu-san and Matsuna-san will be the attackers.
Their opponents are...
Riho Yoshioka and Nana Mori, who starred in the same movie "Anstasis".
Matsu-san, as attackers, I'd like you to guide them naturally.
But...
Thank you for your cooperation.
She's laughing!
She'll find out! She'll find out!
Matsu-san, as attackers, I'd like you to guide them naturally.
Fortunately, it wasn't seen.
But will it work?
And like before, all staff left.
Then...
Takako Matsu and Hokuto Matsumura set up the ambush in Mori 7!
And like before, all staff left the studio. Then...
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- No, no, no, no, I can't do this. - Me neither!
- It's okay. - It's dangerous.
What is it?
No!
And then, Kintaro starts moving.
I really can't do it! I really can't do it!
He's there! He's there!
What? What? What?
He's there!
Just by touching him, the screams get entangled in a state that is too interesting.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
The one who appeared from the darkness is...
Who, who, who?
That's right!
That super famous commercial character!
He's really super famous!
His fear, which was reaching its peak, suddenly reached its limit due to his sudden enthusiasm!
Yoshioka-san, Noru-san...
Thank you very much!
You're kidding me, right?
(Laughter)
Plum came out of my mouth.
There was a red flower there, and it suddenly grew so big.
(Laughter)
What did you think of Plum and Plumette?
They were the nicest and kindest.
They were reliable.
Yes.
(Laughter)
It's here. It's a pine tree.
(Laughter)
It's a pine tree.
I wanted to put them here.
(Laughter)
I wanted to put them here.
And then...
"It's a pine tree." I tried not to move them.
(Laughter)
How about you, Su-chan?
Su-chan, have you ever seen Kintaro's impersonation?
No, I don't think I have.
I don't think I have.
It's unfair, isn't it?
I'll definitely laugh.
(Laughter)
You won't laugh at all.
(Laughter)
This is bad for me.
Now, we have an important announcement for those who enjoyed watching Kintaro's impersonation.
"FIRST KISS" will be shown in theaters.
After watching it, you will love it more than ever and cherish it.
It's a time-traveling love story that touches the hearts of many generations.
Please watch it with your friends, lovers, and family in theaters.
For example, the word "newspaper" can be read from above or from below and have the same letters.
This time, we will surprise you with that word in a second.
First of all...
Even if you read it from above in a second, it looks dangerous.
Even if you read it from below in a second, it looks dangerous.
Today's reporter is...
The person who came to a soba restaurant for filming a fake news program is...
Itadakimasu! How much!?
Today's reporter is this person!
Hello!
Oh, it's you!
My touch panel doesn't respond.
I'm sorry.
Please.
I'm sorry for the trouble.
I'm sorry.
I think it's common for regular customers to meet in a restaurant.
However, this is only possible for everyone.
And then...
Oh!
From the back of the store, a little worried about whether to turn over the hot soba or not, a crazy tension.
This is crazy, isn't it?
It looks dangerous, it looks dangerous
You're not in a good mood.
Taku Suzuki stopped the talk unexpectedly and took a dangerous step to break it with his eyes.
Then, five minutes later...
That dangerous-looking angel came with the hot soba that Suzuki-taku ordered.
It looks like it's going to flip over, this is bad!
At that moment...
At first glance, the angel looks like he's in trouble, but in reality, he's just in trouble, and the person who's really in trouble is the customer next to him.
Now, do you know this comment, "Suzuki-taku"?
Do you know?
No, I was called.
I'm worried about you, so I want you to put it down.
Put it down, please.
You chose this one, didn't you?
Yes.
Wow, it's really tight.
What's this?
An understatement prank.
An understatement prank?
Yabasou...
Yabasou Sobaya.
Can I say it from below?
Yabasou Sobaya.
I won't say it!
You can't say it from below!
Next is...
What is it?
It's so exciting!
It's the best.
This winter's limited edition is...
Kamonanpan Soba.
Kamonanpan!
I'm not in a good condition. I've never been in a good condition.
And then, a dangerous-looking soba shop owner...
Oh, you're here.
Oh, are you all right, ma'am?
I'm really nervous.
But what's really bad is the ranking of the next seat.
How is it? A dangerous-looking owner is paying attention to it.
What?
A dangerous-looking owner is paying attention to it.
The next seat is taken by the owner.
The owner is definitely not dangerous.
What?
What are you doing?
Soba restaurant in Kaibun
Soba restaurant
What is this script? Tell me the answer!
Here is the script.
Yaba-sou-soba-ya. Yaba-sou-soba...
It can't be helped!
He said it! He said it! He said it!
The next script prank is...
Even if you read it from above in seconds,
it will say 'yo-i-don', 'yon'.
Even if you read it from below,
it will say 'yo-i-don', 'yon'.
The target is healthy,
but tries to drink bitter health tea twice in a row,
which is bitter enough for him to go back and forth.
However, due to various troubles,
he has to do it over and over again.
As a result, "yo-i-don" is made into "yon"
and he ends up drinking a lot of bitter tea.
This is the prank.
The target is...
A happy old man who announced that he was married last year.
Nishikigori Hasegawa.
Yohi don, yondo iuyo.
The target is good for health,
but he tries to drink bitter healthy tea repeatedly which makes his hand turn.
He tries to do a fake program of "time attack".
But, because of various troubles, he continues to do it over and over again.
As a result, you will drink a lot of bitter tea while listening to "ready, drink" four times in a row.
It is a fake variety show where entertainers put their bodies and try to break records.
You don't look bitter.
Masanori drinks super-bitter tea.
But...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Where do you want me to start? - Excuse me, where do you want me to start?
The young cameraman forgot to press the record button and was unable to shoot.
Because of this trouble, the first attempt was interrupted.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
I'll pour you another cup of tea and start all over again.
- Mr. Kazuma, I'm sorry. - No, no, no.
- I'll do it again. - No, no, no.
- It's fine. - Yes.
- Then, I'm sorry. I apologize. - Yes.
- Then, let's go! - I don't speak at all, is it okay?
- It's okay if you don't speak. - It has been established as a program!
Masanori drinks at a speed he has never felt before.
But...
Masanori drinks at a speed he has never felt before.
It's a competition, so you can't press the timer.
He's nice.
Excuse me, one more time.
One more cup of tea, please.
His tongue is stuck in his mouth.
Let me ask you one more time.
But you don't say anything.
why?
What is this pose?
Let's go.
At this point, it's a failure.
But she keeps drinking.
But...
I won't talk anymore.
I'm recording.
Why don't you say anything?
You're not allowed to talk.
This time, another cameraman sneezes loudly.
The third interruption due to unexpected trouble.
I'm recording.
I'm counting on you.
Can you let me say it one more time?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Wow, he's so kind.
Now, it's the fourth and last challenge.
Before the start, Masanori is drinking only 12 drinks.
It should be pretty tough.
I can't speak. Not a word.
Yes, you haven't spoken yet.
Did you forget your voice, Masanori?
Two!
There are only two left.
Go, go, go!
Two!
And it's finally over!
Five!
- What's going on? - Now, let's explain the prank.
It's a prank grab.
What a weird way of saying it.
- What kind of... - No, I get it now.
You're kind.
It's called a four-letter prank.
A four-letter prank?
Yondo? Yondo?
Donyo?
What do you mean? It's Yondo and Donyo, right?
Yondo...
Yidondayo!
As a result, it's Yondo.
Yondo... Yidondayo!
Dayo... Yod...
- Yidondayo! Yondo! - Are you okay?
Continue!
Here comes the second guest of this show, Kodama, a staff member.
This is the first time for Kodama to appear in this show.
You're talking too much!
What is it?
You're peeing!
You're not peeing, are you?
Why are you so angry?
I'm angry!
Will he get angry?
Some of the staff members love him.
You can do whatever you like!
I saw it for a moment.
Yes, I want something like that.
It's amazing, isn't it?
The kid keeps drinking, but...
What's wrong? Are you okay?
I'm sorry. I forgot to turn it off.
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Can you do it one more time?
Yes, of course.
I'm sorry. I'll do it one more time.
Okay, Mr. A. D., one more time...
I'm sorry. Please pour me some tea.
I'm sorry.
While taking a reaction firmly, he said, "I'll do my best for the first time."
Should I push or not?
You have to push.
I'm sorry.
You can't.
I'm sorry.
One more time.
Can you do it one more time?
I'm sorry.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's very good.
It's really amazing.
I'm sorry, kid.
No problem.
Let's get started.
Don't trust him.
He only eats the truth for the third time.
But...
My contact lenses are going to break.
Your contact lenses are going to break.
Seriously, I'm counting on you.
His face is funny.
What's with that face?
It's like he wants to go to work.
His face is a little weird.
I'll do it again.
That's a weird starting point for a weird face.
Watch out! Are you okay?
Let's do it.
Are you okay?
It's not the second time.
Shut up!
She drank more than 10 cups of bitter tea in a row.
This should be pretty tough.
And...
One last drink!
Docking up.
What is "kaibun"?
It's "kaibun".
Even if you read it from above or from below, it's the same word.
kaibun
Are you stupid?
kaibun
I'm angry.
What are you doing?
Which one do you like more, Hasegawa or Kodama?
Kodama-san.
And there was a girl in the middle.
I didn't know at all.
As a result, you endured it.
I'm curious about one more thing.
Is she really Ms. Hasegawa?
She was drunk and had a skinhead old man sitting next to her.
That day, Ms. Hasegawa was in a terrible situation.
I like it.
I like it, too.
What is this place?
I'm surprised.
What is this place?
Is it a stadium?
I don't know where the stadium is.
It's not a secret.
Why do you call this place a stadium?
Do you play here?
Let's not play in a stadium.
Why?
We haven't played in a stadium even in Snowman.
Do you want me to play in a stadium?
We have a relationship.
I've been thinking about this for a long time. I'm Snowman.
I think Ms. Hasegawa came here before Snowman.
I see.
Snowman is better than Ms. Hasegawa.
I think Ms. Hasegawa is doing her best over there.
I think Ms. Hasegawa is doing her best over there, too.
I was about to be brainwashed.
You came to a great place.
Do you like it here?
I've been thinking about it since I came here.
I'll do my best today, too!
It's like a stadium concert hall!
Really?
Yes, there are still people like that.
There are still people like that?
Yes, there are still people like that.
I looked up a lot about stupid people.
Stupid people are stupid in their ways of looking up.
What?
Is that what you mean?
Who is it?
Is it someone like Messi?
Messi?
You know too much!
It's Messi's family.
That's crazy!
Who is it?
Messi.
Really?
You don't know who it is?
It's Messi!
It's a legendary player in Scotland.
That's Messi!
It's not Messi.
It's Messi!
What did you say?
Messi!
There is still a lot of people who think they can beat Thomas Samann.
The person who came here after being asked to shoot a soccer show...
It's an Asian again.
Soccer is my favorite sport.
Excuse me!
Controler who is proud of his personal history...
"The Mommy Sakai"!
Speaking of Sakai...
He's a pretty big idiot with a lot of debt and a little bit of trash.
As a match-up opponent for Massaman...
Maybe I can win?
He was chosen this time.
The player is...
You like it?
Yes, I like it.
Please look over there.
It's high, high, high!
Are you okay?
Wow, wow, wow!
Wow, this is scary. It's wide above.
What is this?
This is sad.
I'm scared. I'm being hanged.
I haven't caught up yet. I'm sorry.
We're going to do it now.
Who will do it?
Sakai will do it.
Me?
My base!
Thank you for your victory, Mia-san!
- Master Manto? - Yes.
I feel like you're more of a high-quality celebrity.
Well, you're right.
To be honest, I'm a pretty good person.
Are you serious?
I'm a pretty well-known person.
To be honest, I don't know much about you.
People like you are surprisingly smart.
You're amazing.
People like you...
You seem like you have a purpose.
I'd like you to call me "Senpai".
"Fu-Senpai"?
I'd like you to call me "Fu-Senpai".
"Fu-Senpai"?
I'd like you to call me "Senpai".
Who?
I thought you said "Senpai".
"Fu-Senpai" doesn't mean "Senpai" with "Fu" in its name.
No way!
You're amazing!
I'm not calling you!
I wonder if I can win with my own ingredients.
Ha ha ha, blood...
Don't you think the pot is a little...
blood...
That's enough.
I'll go first.
Tomato!
Tomato, right?
Eggplant!
Eggplant?
Do you like eggplant?
No!
You'll become a tomato or something.
How about it?
Tomato, eggplant, avocado.
- OK? - Is this OK?
Is it not OK?
Eggplant! Avocado! Mini-tomato!
Crescent! Crescent! Crescent!
Don't you know Crescent?
Crescent?
Yes.
Is it the one with beans?
No, it's not.
It's the stem of vegetables.
No, it's not.
The stem of vegetables is called Crescent?
Yes.
What kind of vegetables is it?
The stem of vegetables is called Crescent.
It's definitely not Crescent.
No, it's not.
Yes, it's not at all, but...
Where did you hear about it?
It's not called Crescent because it's often added to steaks and other dishes.
Is Mazdaman also called Crescent?
Yes, it's on top of steaks.
It's definitely not Crescent.
Tomato, eggplant, avocado, mini tomato, radish, Crescent.
I want to attack in red.
Asparagus!
Where is red?
Tomato!
Eggplant!
What was it again?
You can do it!
Avocado?!
What did you say just now?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
What did you say?
That's enough!
Please fly!
Wait a minute.
Good, good, good. Do your best!
Onigiri!
I love it!
Is it spinach?
It's not a dish.
It's a dish, isn't it?
I thought it was spinach sauteed.
Is it spinach sauteed?
What is it?
It's expensive and I've never eaten it before.
You can eat it with beef.
I heard it's very delicious.
Is spinach a vegetable's name?
Why are you talking like this?
It's a good price, isn't it?
It's about 2,000 yen.
It's a good price, isn't it?
It's delicious.
"Kunshinsai" is a vegetable often seen in Chinese cuisine.
It's a different vegetable from spinach sauteed.
After that, two idiots add vegetables one by one.
Red and pink.
Great!
However, an elementary school student passes a very difficult vegetable.
Here it is.
It's a vegetable that doesn't exist in this world.
Ayaushi, Massaman and Sakai.
Purple sprouting broccoli is an Italian-originated vegetable with purple buds.
Now, Massaman, how do you remember this?
It's like this, right? From the stadium in front of you, you lift it up and eat broccoli.
Isn't it great?
What is Purple doing?
Spraying...
No, no, no, I don't get it. On the contrary, I don't get it.
Purple is lifting up and eating purple spray.
Tomato, eggplant, avocado, meat tomato, radish, croissant, asparagus, sausage, kushitan, red bell pepper, purple, purple, soup, raul, purple, soup raul, king, black curry!
Next, next, next! Let's go, let's go!
And then!
Don't say "and then"!
We're attacking!
We're packing up!
We want to attack!
We're attacking!
Mini-tomatoes!
Daikon!
Crescent!
Asparagus!
Onions!
- Cabbage! - Wow, wow, wow!
Chinese cabbage!
- Red bell pepper! - Yeah, this is hard.
Huh?
Alright!
This is gonna fly!
It's gonna fly, Sakai!
- This is bad! - Now, Sakai is in trouble!
- Corn! - Yes!
Marie Sakai, who caused a pinch with her pachinko strategy of pulling out a memory ball...
Come on!
And the battle is going to be quite a fierce battle contrary to expectations at first.
Are you still wearing it?
It's a fierce battle.
And finally, the 18th one.
Cucumber.
Carrot.
It's strong.
Isn't it amazing?
Artichoke.
Why?
Artichoke is a rare vegetable that you eat the bud part before the flower blooms.
Now, Massaman, can you break through this obstacle?
Artichoke?
What color vegetable is it?
- Massaman! - Yes?
What do you think of it?
Well, I learned this from my parent the other day.
- Is it better not to change the word? - Of course.
I learned it yesterday. I'll change it.
- Massaman! - That's right.
Last time, Massaman taught Kinni-kun how to learn it in a tricky way.
Kurohoshi Sojudai! Kurohoshi Sojudai!
What?
Did Kinni-kun believe it?
As a result, he forgot his original words and fell into a situation.
Artist chop!
He changed it.
I changed it.
Oh, my God!
Hey, give me your neck! Stop it!
Artist chop?
Like this.
Will he remember it correctly or not?
Tomato!
You can do it!
You're strong today, Massaman.
- Did you learn it? - Cucumber! Carrot!
You said something at the end, didn't you?
- Cucumber! Carrot! - Now...
He has to learn what he just learned.
Tomorrow, Massaman will stop here.
The artist will jump!
Just now, he was saying how he learned it well, but he has already forgotten it.
Don't make me play this game.
Now, Massaman, remember how you learned it.
Hey, Lost Time!
Stop it, Massaman!
I quit! I can't help it!
It's embarrassing to be defeated by your own way of learning.
You simply lost.
Well, then, Cocoa-chan, I'm counting on you!
Come on, who's counting on me?
Eh, what? "Help me"
Someone's there!
They've come a long way since they were Masters.
He is Matsudaman, Matsudaman is Matsudaman's favorite hero.
When Matsudaman is in a pinch, Matsudaman answers for him only once.
When he succeeds, Matsudaman can continue his challenge again.
It's a dream-like rescue system.
Matsudaman, stop it!
Put your head on the camera!
Can you do it?
Then, Matsudaman will challenge instead of Matsudaman!
Can Matsudaman save Matsudaman?!
Time limit is one minute!
Matsudaman, please!
Daikon!
Avocado, garlic, tomato...
Matsudama!
What do you want to do?
Seriously!
When you order...
Yes!
This battle is between Massaman and Maatsumaman!
Broccoli!
It's the same as before.
Then, will the elementary school students want to start the game earlier?
It's going to be decided at once!
What is it?
I can't hear you.
"Tama-tsukuri" (making balls)
Is it "shimolte"?
No!
I will never do it!
Answer!
"Tama-tsukuri kuromon shirouri" is a special vegetable from the Edo period.
However, can you remember this?
Tama-tsukuri kuromon
I can't remember this!
"Tama-tsukuri" means to make "tama"
If a "tama-tsukuri" craftsman breaks "kuromon"
And here, he pushes Mamii's boundary even further into a dead end...
The vegetables of the highest degree in the past are...
Thirteen years later, Onaga-gobo on Taki-no-gawa.
What's that!?
Thirteen years later...
Thirteen years later, Taki-no-gawa...
Ayaushi Sakai
Thirteen years later, Onaga-gobo on Taki-no-gawa.
Do vegetables with such long names exist?
No, it's impossible.
It's not possible.
Takigawa Crystal is...
She's doing a big jump.
Where are the vegetables?
Now, Mari and Sakai...
This is bad.
Will they be able to break through this difficult obstacle and beat elementary school students?
Huh? What was it?
No, I'm attacking you with two letters.
Wait a minute. I'm first.
What are you doing?
I can't think of the first letter.
Takigawa Crystal...
At the beginning, the monster eats you up.