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"Scary Ghost Cat Island"!
All residents are trapped in a cat prank!
- Hello. - Hello.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
- Are you the producer? - Yes, I am.
- Are you Takinaka? - Yes, I am.
- Thank you for having me. - I'm Takinaka.
- And I'm your guide. - Yes, I'm your guide.
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
This fake show is about a celebrity who loves cats enjoying a cat island.
However, the crew of the fake show are traitors who later turn into pranksters.
- I found a sign. - Since it's a real cat island,
there are cat-shaped pins at the entrance of the island.
Let's travel again.
- What does "let's travel again" mean? - Don't you know about it?
It's a plant that makes cats sleepy.
- I've never seen it before. - It's amazing.
It makes cats like this when they touch it.
- Really? - Yes.
- Like a cushion? - Cushion?
- Wow. - And the fake location program starts.
As they touch cats and walk around the island,
clues about monster cats are put up.
It's closed.
An enjoyable place where you can touch human-like cats and dogs.
- By the way, these towers are all extras. - Really? Wow!
- By the way... - Yes?
- What's your name? - Umadoshi.
- Umadoshi? - Yes, I'm Umadoshi.
- I don't like dogs. - Is that so?
- I'm glad you're Umadoshi. - Umadoshi.
- I'm glad you're Umadoshi. - I'm glad you're Umadoshi.
And then, these words come out of their mouths.
- Tomorrow is Nekogami-sama's festival once a year. - Oh, really?
Nekogami-sama's festival.
Actually, once a year,
Nekogami-sama's festival is held on the island.
- The residents are busy preparing for it. - I see.
And they go to the place where Nekogami-sama is worshipped.
And they see an old woman there.
- Hello. - Hello.
- She looks like a nice person. - And they go to the Nekogami-sama's shrine prepared by the show.
- I don't know anything about this. - And because of this quarrel,
something terrible happens.
- Tomorrow is Nekogami-sama's festival, so enjoy yourself. - Nekogami-sama's festival.
- Look, it's a cat. - Thank you.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I'll take a picture with you. - Can I?
- With Nekogami-sama. - Go ahead.
- Can I? - And the old woman leaves.
And when the target tries to take a picture with Nekogami-sama...
What? I'm scared!
You're amazing!
What?!
Nekogami-sama's stone statue fell and broke!
What was that?! What was that?!
However, it was a little rough to use and it looked like a supernatural phenomenon.
Actually, I wanted to hit the target and make it fall, but...
Can I do it?
What?!
How could you do that?!
I'm sorry!
Nekogami-sama's pride...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Who?! Who?!
Who?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry!
It's not broken!
Here! Here!
What should I do?!
I found it! I found it! I found it!
That's right! That's right!
That's right!
I... I can't do it, right?
You do this to me every day before the Nekomatsuri!
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?!
That's right!
What's going to happen?!
It's... it's over! It's over!
What should we do? What should we do?
I don't doubt it!
I got it right... I got it right...
No matter how you think about it, you didn't get it right, but...
The good thing about Pure Boy Kankichi is that he believes in me.
I think I did something pretty bad.
A heavy air flows through the camera crew.
Then, in front of them, there is one person.
Oh, there is a rare person from behind.
It's true!
This person is a tourist.
It's scary!
That person has been living on the island for about six months.
Really?
Yes.
The target, Pure Boy Kankichi, visited Nekojima on a fake show location.
While walking around the city, strange things about cats keep happening one after another.
Oh, there is a rare person from behind.
It's true!
Who is it?
This person is a tourist.
No, it's not!
That person has been living on the island for about six months.
She likes cats and does research on cats.
Oh, I see.
One woman who came to the island half a year ago.
She does research on cats, but...
Where are you from?
I'm from Tokyo and you're probably from Tokyo.
Oh, you're from Tokyo.
We're from Tokyo.
Can you go home during the day?
No, I can stay up all night today.
I can't help it.
I know, right?
I'm sorry.
The atmosphere of this island changes a lot at night.
Please don't go out too much.
Is it because you're scared?
Yes, it's really dark.
I'm starting to hate it.
What do you mean?
A woman who says something meaningful.
But at that moment...
What are you talking about?
This island's cats are really cute, aren't they?
They're really cute, aren't they?
They're really cute.
You're fooling me.
You're fooling me!
I'm sorry, but can we go back now?
Not at all.
Please go.
Thank you.
Wait, is that true?
Be careful.
Maybe she didn't want to be asked by the people of the island,
but she left in a hurry.
You're good at telling secrets.
An old woman who regrets destroying her shrine.
And a woman who warns not to go out at night.
It seems that the target has firmly planted this cat island's unsteady atmosphere.
After the first day of filming, the fake program crew was called to a meal with the residents with all their hearts and souls on that night.
But in that meal...
The old woman who was there when the shrine was destroyed...
And after drinking and getting better, the residents talk about the legend of the cat on this island.
Well, it's just a story I want to tell you.
At that time, there was a cat who was really loved on the island.
However, I wonder if human feelings are strong.
After death, it became a ghost cat.
The Legend of the Ghost Cat Island
Once upon a time on this island, there was a cat who was adored by the residents and lived a long life.
That cat was loved even after death and began to be worshipped as a cat god.
As time went on, the residents began to be wary of the cat's body and hair, and it became a ghost cat that kidnapped unprotected residents.
And the human being kidnapped by the ghost cat is attached to the cats on the island and becomes a cat human being.
And the kidnapped human being is eventually eaten by the ghost cat.
It's like a food chain.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's not about such natural theory, but fantasy.
If I say so...
If you say so...
Well, kidnapping...
Besides, it's an act of eating humans.
The legend of the ghost cat transmitted to this island.
And finally, the fear of it begins.
The circle becomes longer, and the villagers go back.
Are you okay? You were angry for a while.
I wasn't trying to go into the sea.
Oh, you were worried about it.
You weren't laughing or trying to go into the sea.
And then...
Two hundred of them are already...
I'm scared.
What?
There are cats nearby.
A large number of cats are crying from outside.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary! It's scary! It's scary!
Aren't they welcoming us?
Let's go and see.
Are they there?
Yes, they are.
It hurts a lot.
Are you okay?
Yes.
The fake show producer and makeup artist go outside.
But after this, the two will disappear.
Oh, no!
I told you!
Which person will disappear?
Thirty minutes after the producer and makeup artist left...
The two will never come back.
They're not coming back.
It's true.
Are you okay?
I'll go and check.
What? Everyone is...
Are you okay?
I'll go.
You'll go?
It's better if we move together.
They go outside in search of the two who disappeared.
Can they find them in this darkness?
What's going on?
Then, they see a strange object placed in the middle of the road.
No, it's not.
There's a bag of hair and makeup.
A haunted house full of ghosts!
All residents are trapped in a haunted house!
They go out to look for the missing people.
Can they find them in this darkness?
What's going on?
Are you okay?
You look like a cat human.
Then, they see a strange object placed in the middle of the road.
No, it's not.
There's a bag of hair and makeup.
You mean Suzuki's?
Yes.
What they found was a makeup bag that the missing makeup artist had.
But they couldn't find the makeup artist.
Their target is to pick up the bag and walk out again.
But after this, the haunted cat began to show its terrible power.
As soon as they left the camp, they met the fake show producer and makeup artist who disappeared.
In order to get more information,
the villagers went out of their way and headed to Shimon Kouminkan, where the cats are preparing for the festival.
They will have an incredible haunted cat experience at this Kouminkan.
This is Kouminkan.
Kouminkan.
We're here.
We've arrived at Kouminkan.
We're here.
We're here?
It's a little creepy.
I'm going to take a look around.
Really?
Don't go too far away.
Okay.
Around here.
Okay.
Be careful.
Okay.
The target went inside of Kouminkan.
Then...
Inside?
For some reason, I can hear a cat meowing in the back of the room.
What the target saw there...
...was an unbelievable sight.
The guards are licking the water like cats licking their paws.
Even the cats who weren't there are licking the water.
That's not strange at all.
Your explanation is too poor, Kankichi.
I'm not stupid!
It's a cat human.
This way, this way.
That's what the fake program director said when he opened the door.
There are ordinary citizens sitting there.
- Are you being produced? - Yes.
- Mr. Mickson. - Mr. Onmickson.
- You came. - Thank you for your hard work.
- That's weird. - If people saw me like this, I wouldn't look down on them.
- Did you understand what he said? - Yes.
- What? - You didn't look down on me.
- What? - Why? Why?
It's like a drift system.
- P, did you come here? - The producer is on the second floor. - Second floor?
- He'll help with the preparations for tomorrow's festival. - I'll go.
- Oh no, I'm scared. - What's going on? - Are you okay?
- Are you okay? You look suspicious. - Excuse me, good night. - Excuse me.
What was that "pyoppy" just now?
- I'm curious. - But you didn't look down on me. - Really?
- After finding the make-up artist... - What's going on?
They continue to look for the missing producer and go up to the second floor.
What's going on?
- Hello. - Hello.
- They're working. - Yeah.
There, they were preparing for tomorrow's festival of cats and goblins.
Furthermore, there was a producer who didn't come back.
An old woman who regrets that her pride has been broken.
- I'm a cat lover. - A cat lover.
See you later.
Oh, Takenaka-san.
- Hey, get out of there. - I'm a cat lover.
I'm a cat lover.
Something's wrong with the producer.
- Producer? - Are you okay?
Then...
- Shall I bring you a cardboard box? - Oh, one more time. Are you okay?
You're so kind.
The robot swung through the air and went behind the bar.
But in this place, a serious blind spot that reveals its identity...
What, what, what, what?
The target is a producer who doesn't want to go home.
Then...
A silhouette of a monster cat.
What did you do just now?
It's refreshing, isn't it?
What is it?
Nothing.
What did he just see?
However, as long as Nova is here, he can't say it out loud.
As long as Nova is in front of Shoji again, he can't say it out loud.
In a hurry, he puts on a cat mouth mask and a cat ears headband.
I don't need your performance!
It's like a cat.
Can you look at it?
Why don't you look at it?
Sakura-san, Sakura-san.
Sakura-san, please come back.
Please come back.
[Laughter]
It's too scary.
Let's go back a little.
Scary.
The true identity of the old woman.
She was the ghost cat.
Scary. I see.
She was so angry during the day because her elephant was broken.
I see.
Now, finally, the curse of the ghost cat begins.
I wonder if it's inside the ventilation chamber.
They join together with the two who disappeared, and one of them returns to the homestay. Then, there...
Who are you?
Whoa!
The woman who appeared in the afternoon and said she came to the island for cat research.
Did you beat them up?
What did you say?
I said I beat them up.
You beat them up?
Yes, I did.
Are you proud of it?
Yes, I am.
It's terrible, isn't it?
Please help me.
Oh, that's why the cats are so angry.
They are angry, as I thought.
In the afternoon, the whole island is angry about the dust destruction incident that forced the island to become a dry land.
Then, here, this woman reveals herself.
Aren't you a researcher?
Actually, I'm an international criminal police agency's Interpol...
Interpol!?
She's not good at all.
I've been investigating this island for half a year with the investigation of the missing person incident.
I see.
I feel like I'm believing it too easily, but for me, it's like this...
It's a very dangerous situation.
And at that moment, a loud voice from behind...
Where are you going!?
Oh, it's really scary.
Hey!
The islanders, obsessed with monster cats, approach.
At that moment, a fake program's AD...
Action!
Tony!
We have no choice!
We have to give up!
We don't have time to lose! Let's go first!
Which way? Which way?
The opposite side of the island!
The opposite side of the island?!
You're being targeted now!
M-me?!
It's disgusting, me!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's disgusting!
Because of the monster cat's curse...
Tony and the others have become cat humans!
Their target is...
The opposite side of the island, where there is a ship to escape from!
I can't go to this island at all! It's too scary!
And here, the three of them start walking on a slippery bicycle.
Then...
"Ah! That person is probably a colleague of the detective!" "Oh, really?"
The detective who was in charge of the case was ahead of them, escaping from the house.
She thought she was safe with her powerful colleague, but...
I'm so glad!
Finally, the police were beaten up by the citizens.
Isn't that Nekoningen?
Nekoningen, I'm here!
It's fine. She believes in Nekoningen like it's a challenge.
She has the best mindset.
This person might be in danger, too.
Let's go to the port quickly!
It can't be helped.
I'm sorry.
It can't be helped.
Let's give up.
After giving up on the police, the three hurry to the port where the escape ship is.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
But there...
The last boss was waiting for them.
The last boss?
Are you going to fight against me like a monster?
What should we do?
Finally, the three come to the port, but...
"I'll go first," said the fake show director.
But he was easily caught in the play.
And the targets were also cornered.
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
He's trying to catch us.
And then...
He's trying to catch us.
He's caught.
What's going on?
Scary!
What's going on?
Who's that?
Scary! Scary!
What they were waiting for at the port...
Were strange-looking citizens...
And a strange-looking person in a Japanese costume.
What should we do?
Detective.
You're the one who broke the cat god's pride!
It's me.
It's you, isn't it?
Yes.
I'll make you pay for this!
Wait, wait, wait.
Do you have a cat's weakness?
A cat's weakness?
Yes.
A cat's weakness?
Everyone, I'm not good with dogs.
I should have brought a dog.
Is it working?
I'm glad.
Now, remember, Kankichi!
Huh? It's like a pig ball! A pig ball!
What a shame, Kankichi!
Let's travel again.
What does "travel again" mean?
It probably means this.
It probably means this, but...
If I say "pig ball", it's this one.
What is "pig ball" ?
There is no "pig ball" here.
Where are you looking for it ?
I'm looking for a cat.
Dog. It's a dog.
A dog ?
Yes.
Everyone says that they don't like dogs.
Indeed, they said they don't like dogs.
What should we do, Kankichi ?
Are you serious ?
It's loud.
Listen to me.
Let me hear you more.
Yes, I'm fine now.
Cat-humans have collapsed.
Now, the victory is imminent!
It seems like that, but...
Run!
Cat!
Shut up!
Scary.
Now, the victory is imminent!
Or so it seemed...
This is bad!
This is bad, isn't it?!
Now, we will surprise you with a world-class musical style.
What?!
What's going on?!
Along with the music, right?!
Could it be...
As expected, she's really serious about music!
So you're not a detective?
What did you say you did for a living?
Detective for arresting people.
It's really big.
It's tight.
It's too tight.
It's tight.
It's a prank.
Huh? Wakatsuki is Kankichi's...
Kankichi's drama!
Huh? Wakatsuki is Kankichi's...
Kankichi, I think you shouldn't do variety shows.
The target is getting a massage in bed, and suddenly the bed breaks and falls down.
It's a prank where you get sticky with mud inside.
This is the person who will be getting a massage today.
EXILE's younger brother group, THE LAMTAGE, which has been formed 10 years ago.
Among them...
Do you have a pencil?
Yes.
If you draw everything in a straight line, you can draw about 50 characters.
Wow!
Performer Jin, who loves maths, is the target.
The problem is coming up.
All right.
That's the worst way of putting it.
This is how it's supposed to be.
The fear of pee.
Peeing in the elevator.
But I don't do it.
Who would do it?
Oh, here it is!
This is...
Yamaken!
Yamaken seems like a weird name.
Dad?
Who is this young man who is too sunburned?
This is Fuji TV's Yamamoto Kenta!
I'm an announcer.
But you look like one.
I'm an announcer, but I'm too sunburned.
I'm often pranked by other bands, too.
I'm a little weird.
There's nothing like an announcer on the street.
Yamaken goes up to the observatory's elevator.
Then...
It's the 60th floor.
He and his staff board the elevator alone.
The elevator arrives at the 3rd floor.
And then...
Onara gets on the elevator and gets ready in front of Yamaken. And then...
Now!
I'm surprised.
Yamaken gets on the elevator and gets ready in front of Yamaken.
Yamaken looks like he's about to laugh.
He doesn't think I'm singing yet.
But he can still laugh now.
Because people around him treat you like a criminal.
You didn't notice, did you?
Then...
The person who should have farted...
You...
You farted, didn't you?
Thank you.
You're fast.
I can't say it all at once.
Your face...
I can't say it all at once at once.
Ah, it's like...
In a hurry, he appeals that it's not him.
But no one believes it.
It's an amazing environment.
Was he driven too much?
What's wrong with you?
He finally doesn't know if it's him or not.
What's wrong with you?
Shut up!
What?
And now, we present... Onaragami!
By the way, what did you think when you had your period?
Well, even though it was right in front of me,
the woman next to me was staring at me and having my period.
It was obvious! She was doing it a lot!
It was obvious she was bloating!
The Grand Prix will be broadcasted on Eggo-D and T-Bar!
The prize is...
a shark's egg.