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Tonight, four white-haired ninjas will be aiming for the highest difficulty target for a two-hour special!
First up...
A second-hand prank broadcast at high speed!
Second-hand VTuber Panic!
A VTuber is someone who becomes a virtual character like this and broadcasts and such.
By attaching a sensor that reads your own movements like this, you can make your characters move in exactly the same way.
As the target experiences it...
Hot pressure pins fly one after another and you panic!
The fake program director who will experience being a VTuber is...
The Mamin Sakai!
He immediately attaches the sensor all over his body.
Wow! It's like a TM revolution.
From Sakai's toes to his head, a total of 23 sensors are attached and...
Huh? Is this me?!
Is this me?!
Sakai's movements are perfectly reflected in the character.
Sakai is absorbed in the fresh experience.
And the VTuber staff around him.
Perfectly trace thick movements.
If it can be reproduced so far, there may be such a way of looking at it.
Even this reaction alone will succeed.
But, if it goes up too much, the sensor will malfunction.
It feels like I don't know what's going on.
Could you stand up for a second?
Tochi no Ko.
This is a new era of pranks.
The next target is...
For some reason, the video stops every time.
Takano of Kishi-takano.
And with this, the eastern part of Kabuken evolved!
I'm not a dog or anything!
I, Suketo Matsuwaman, am an idol who is called "stupid" more than me!
Shiraha Ninja challenges the highest level of target, but...
As the target experiences it, hot bullets fly one after another and he panics.
The target is...
Who is it?
Every time, for some reason, the video stops.
Takano Kishi.
I'll show you my clothes.
Let's try it out.
What's in it?
You're good at tracking people's movements.
His movements are intense and strong, and the sensors don't do him any harm.
What's revolutionary about it is that now that it's gotten so hot, all of the footage is hot.
VTuber Party at the dormitory.
Coming up...
I'm scared of the sensor on my right foot.
Ouch!
The character of the movie "Marine" also becomes a dog in death.
Vtuber becomes panic.
Vtuber has nothing to do with it.
Even if it's not Vtuber, I'm sure I'll be in panic if something like this happens.
My pants are stuck together.
I can't take it off.
I filmed a fake program at a head spa specialty store and came there to get an experience report from this person.
He is a talented manzai actor who has advanced to the M-1 finals in a row.
Head spa, start!
Then, the door quietly opened and Brazilian wax came out of it.
Then, I will apply a relaxing effected ointment on your nose.
If you'll excuse me.
I see.
And she waits for one minute until it hardens.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'll serve you now.
Thank you for your time.
This is the worst.
What is this?
But you look tired.
This is the worst.
It's already solidified.
It's already solidified?!
That's fast!
Is this a prank flap?
Yes, it is.
This is complicated.
I'm a little happy.
You're happy!
It's getting solidified while I'm talking.
Is it free from here?
A theater in Fukuoka? That's impossible!
It doesn't have metal in it, so you can get on an airplane.
Are you worried about the one that goes "ping"?
You can say anything you like.
What should we do? It's getting harder and harder.
Is it really up to us to pull it out?
Can we have a count?
Yes.
Can we have a count?
Yes.
Wow, it's really hardened!
As you can see, a new ice technology that freezes fish in an instant, slurry ice.
If you accidentally fall into the fake ice pool, you'll be surprised!
The target is...
Actor Parchin.
Oh! Actor Parchin!
Parchin is...
...a role in the movie "Tokyo Revengers".
He's an actor in a movie...
...but he's being pranked all the time!
"Prank Actor No. 2", continuing from "Sado Academy"!
First of all, we'll show you the ability of the slurry ice.
Wow, it's amazing!
Are you serious?
It's only natural for humans to go in, but if you do, you'll die instantly.
Be careful.
If you go in, you'll die instantly.
After planting such a lie of an image firmly, we'll go to the giant aquarium next door.
Wow, you have a good spirit!
The target will try to freeze the fish himself.
However...
It's not just ice!
The performance rehearsed many times by the extras is getting a lot of attention.
I'm sorry, but we're running out of time and we're going to fail.
Hurry up and go to another water layer with the guidance of time.
Rush and wash yourself away.
And there's the usual D-map.
Are you okay?
Come on, this way, this way, this way.
You bastard!
I really thought I was going to die.
So young people use it.
Prepare clean water!
I was in a hurry.
I thought I would die if I didn't take it off.
Next up...
Who is "trimuniniku" again?
What are you talking about?
"Yokokawa" is a muscular creature whose whole body is made of muscles only.
How long does it take you to catch a fish?
Well, after about 10 seconds, it starts to freeze.
After about 30 seconds, it becomes hard.
Wow!
Then, put the side face into the instant-freeze pool.
I have power.
Where's the doctor?!
Memories of the past?
He's looking at himself in the mirror!
Songs...
I used to sing a lot of Anpanman.
You don't sound like you're having fun!
Who? Who? Who pushed me? Seriously!
It took about 10 seconds for me to make a call.
And in those 10 seconds, the guy who pushed me punched me in the face.
Until you died?
Until you died...
I didn't know what to do...
So I used that guy as a defense.
Next up...
Oh, Yajimaru!
Shinkan frozen pool fall in Shinkan frozen pool!
Good evening, everyone! Yajimori here!
And...
Demons...
Huh?! Are you okay?!
Demons...
Yajimori...
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
When his head is wet due to work, for some reason, he is in a bad mood.
No, no, it's nothing...
Pecho, pecho, pecho!
The sound!
Help me!
It sounded like a leaf.
Now, Yajimori will go into the water.
Yajimori, who is in a hurry, doesn't notice it.
He wants to take off his clothes as soon as possible.
Wait, close it.
After you see the fish...
He's not hiding it!
He's unconscious.
You can't hide it.
What's with that posture?
You can't do that.
That's expensive.
It went in pretty big.
It went in strong!
Thank goodness!
It's really...
It's still bursting.
It's really good. Thank you.
Thank you.
Fine!
It was an honor to meet you.
This is my V-tuber panic, Ms. Wakatsuki.
I'm glad you remembered.
I'd like to somehow direct the near future.
There is such a thing, isn't there?
I'd like to be able to update properly.
Ms. Wakatsuki, have you always been interested in the size of old-fashioned entertainers' pants?
I was more interested in the size of the pants than the head of Yajimari.
But as Yajimari, from a prank Grand Prix to a new character, even the cameraman is excited!
Yes! The guy in the back hit his shoulder and got stuck!
At that time I was very nervous, but now I'm not nervous at all!
But before that...
The 4 hour special that aired last time...
Huh? What was it again?
Massaman was defeated by his junior, Matsudaman, who he thought was invincible.
Now...
It's a dream come true to fight against the last boss, Fuuma.
To revive Massaman, who has fallen to the lowest level of life, as soon as possible...
The program staff...
Even now, Massaman was looking for someone who might be able to defeat him.
I have to defeat him...
I've already done 18 episodes...
I don't think there's any possibility of you being my opponent.
There is?!
This is it!
I'm not going to say who it is yet, but I'd like you to call someone you know about your opponent.
What do you mean? It's a new pattern, isn't it?
I'm counting on you.
A new pattern? What do you mean?
You always go out on your bike.
I'm going to do it at my own pace today.
Are you sure you're going to do it at your own pace?
You're too late.
I'm going to do it at my own pace.
You don't know your own pace, do you?
You know a little about him, don't you?
Do you know him?
I know him very well.
Why do you know him?
I think he can win today.
Can you win?
I think it's worth winning.
Is it worth winning?
If I lose, I'll be in big trouble.
It's over.
Can you win today?
I think it's worth winning.
Why do you say that?
It's worth winning.
It's worth losing.
But I think it's worth winning.
I heard that the person is ROCKET, who introduces ODAIBA ADVENTURE.
To appear in a surprise event, he enters an invisible gift box and heads over here.
The person is...
DJ DRUM SHIBAMURA and NORI JINNAI!
And their idol, KAIT MATSUKURA.
Our MATSUDAMAN is also a member of a very popular idol group, TRAVIS JAPAN.
MATSUKURA and MATSUDAR are both called "MATSUMATSU COMBI," but...
MATSUKURA, do you know where we're going?
We're going there.
MATSUDAMAN is a very popular idol group.
In other words, MATSUDAMAN is a very popular idol group.
We're the same. We just have different faces.
I see.
We're the same. We just have different faces.
I was really looking forward to coming here.
What did you come here for?
To ride an adventure horse.
The position is a little off.
The adventure horse is over there.
It's over there, isn't it?
I wanted to go over there.
It's a little off.
I don't have much memory.
But I have guts.
I think I can win.
He has nothing.
He is more stupid than me.
In society, Matsuman is more stupid.
I can't say Matsuman, but can you say Matsukurada?
I will say.
6x1=6, 6x2=12, 6x3=24...
You are wrong with the third one.
It's 18.
18?
Matsuman is 8.
8x1=8, 8x2=14, 8x3=24...
8x5=35, 8x6=88...
8x4=88...
8x8=82...
You lost.
You didn't lose.
That's enough.
It's embarrassing, so don't line up.
We are in the same group, right?
We are not in the same group.
- No, it's not! - No, it's really not.
- You know, like when you cook, you sprinkle it on the food. - Sprinkle it on the food?
- You know, like that. - I'm worried about you.
- If you spread it out properly, you'll get a lot of food. - Please spread it out properly!
- "Y.O.U. Chuu" - Ah, I see. "Y.O.U. Chuu" and "Soka Soka".
- Let's start with "Y.O.U. Chuu" and "Jabu Daze". - Yes.
"Shiro"!
- Well, well, let's start with that. - Yes, yes, yes.
You look like you're about to stab me.
You know it, don't you, Massaman?
I know it.
Salt, soy sauce, vinegar, pepper.
He took sugar out on purpose.
Salt, soy sauce, vinegar, pepper, sugar.
That's right.
That's a bad order.
Oh no, I don't know anymore.
Are you kidding me?
Lemon juice.
I want to throw up.
It's okay, you won't get tired.
It's okay, it's okay.
You shouldn't have come out!
Shichimi?
No, no.
Shichimi?
If you think about it like that...
It's bad, right?
Shichimi!
Such a kindergartener-like hero gets a blow from an elementary school student.
- So cool! - She's so nice.
I don't know what you're talking about!
- Elbde, Provence is a seasoning mixed with tropical herbs in France's Provence region.
- Now, can you remember it?
- Elbde, Provence... - Again?!
- Let's go!
- No, I think if you put it on music... - Oh, yeah.
- If you do it like this... - Finish up.
- Elbde, Provence... - Elbde, Provence...
- It only smells dangerous. - Elbde, Provence...
- One more! - Are you okay?
- One more! One more! Hurry up! - Elbde, Provence...
- Elbde, Udo... - Oh no! Minus! Oh no!
- Burns, Oki...
- Oh no!
- Kichimi chili pepper!
Wait, wait.
Nampra...
Ah, you don't know.
Matsukura-san!
Yes?
Do you know what it is?
Nampra...
Is it a fruit?
Don't you know, Matsukura?
Nampra is Masaman's second hometown, a traditional Thai seasoning.
Most adults know about it.
Is it a fruit?
Is it edible?
What's that? I've never heard of it.
You don't know, do you?
Nampra...
This is what I know about it.
Now, Matsukura-san, please!
Wait!
- Soy sauce. - Oh, I see.
- Can I say it? - Yes, you can.
- Can I say it? - Oh, salt.
- Yes. - Salt, soy sauce.
- Salt, soy sauce. Vinegar.
- Well...
- Balsamic sauce.
- It's lasagna!
He's not even at the end of his career, but his heart is already full.
Seriously, he's an idiot more than me.
As expected of Matsutaman, a man who can say "idiot" more than "me".
As someone who makes Matsutaman feel confident, there was no doubt about it.
What was it?
Pepper! Pepper!
Pepper!
Sugar! Sugar!
Sugar!
Time is running out!
Elbow! Elbow!
No! No!
Time is up!
What kind of food are you making now?
I was able to give everyone value. I'm one step ahead of Fuma!
It's a fact that she lost her eyelashes and went bankrupt.
Welcome back, ma'am!
I didn't do anything!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
But it was correct, wasn't it?!
No, you were wrong from the beginning!
Well, then!
Wait!
Now, to Massaman's victory, let's fire fireworks!
One, two!
Even so, my heart is pounding.
Master Man, please become a hero.
Last time, Matsumara lost to Massaman!
He's come back to life once again!
Will he be able to win the final match this time as well?!
I think so, too!
I won't do anything weird. I want to win today!
I want to win today!
Listen to me, listen to me, everyone!
This is what I learned from Iyari, and this is how you step on silver!
Right?
I can't help it because I want to talk!
I can't help it because I'm having fun!
Sesame salt, right? Is that a seasoning, too?
I'll try attacking next time.
Yes, I'm rooting for you.
I'd like to see it.
Will it be okay?
Now, Massaman will attack!
I'll erase you!
Copy and paste!
Can Masaman remember a name that is hard to hear about spices used in Japan?
Fenugreek.
Fenugreek?
"Fenugreek?" "Masaman?!"
Yes?
"Fenugreek" is pretty high, isn't it? How do you learn "fenugreek"?!
Can you imagine what "fenugreek" is?
"Fenugreek"!
Let's do it with music.
And then, such an embarrassing massaman gets a pursuit attack from an elementary school student...
Go for it! Go for it!
Let's do it!
As you can tell from the sound of "wuxiangfen", it's a Chinese spice.
Can the massaman overcome this challenge?
I don't know!
I won't stop! Why?
Then...
This Matsukura-style memory technique...
Will have an impact on the match.
Soy sauce, no, salt, chili oil, soy sauce, sesame salt, Elbdo propans...
No way! He was singing!
Matsudaman is a normal business.
After all, there was no young man like Matsudaman who could beat elementary school students.
Matsudaman, who called Matsudaman who was just here.
But...
Do you think you can save me every time?
No, I'm serious.
You were wrong!
Did you think I was wrong?
No, I didn't.
In what way?
Well, as you all said, Wakatsuki, it's all people's fault.
Well, Ms. Nema...
Ever since I started facing myself, she's been running away.
As a hero, you have to encourage and encourage others, right?
Right?
If Matsukura-kun gets stuck, he'll say "Ah! I can't do it anymore!"
That's no good, right?
As expected, you have to say "Do your best" over there.
That's why it's best for you to win.
But your punchline came out properly today.
What kind of food are you making?!
Learn the wordplay
"Wordplay" is a way of expressing important lessons while living.
In this program, we will introduce it in a surprise and easy-to-understand way.
Rana korobi ya oki
No matter how many times you fail, you will stand up again and again.
It is a wordplay that represents the human mind.
After all, this is good, isn't it?
Due to its special synthesis in 4KG,
the target who was brought to this special set is...
His first appearance,
Pinguenin's Dongri Takeshi.
Dongri Takeshi is a popular pinguenin who has 600 jokes.
Pool guy, make me a drinker!
This time, we will challenge how many jokes we can make in 100 seconds.
This is a fake plan.
Now, let's start!
Pero
Ume
Upami
Kyoushuku
Beam
Pyu
First of all, he dies.
What?
What did you say?
What was that?
What?
For now, let's watch it again.
"Kami Gyoushiku Beam" "Pyu"
Kami Gyoushiku Beam
After that, while confused, she is pushed down.
"Prank Grand Prix".
"Prank Grand Prix"?
She is pranking you with a certain phrase.
A phrase?
"Nanakarobi Yaoki"?
Correct.
The next target was to take a picture in a blue set at once and gorgeously.
Who is it?
Here it is.
Super popular groupie, Stones' Julie Tanaka.
Really? Julie?
Stones?
Julie?
Wait, Stones?
Did you do it for Tanaka?
Julie Tanaka.
Speaking of Julie Tanaka, she has appeared in this program several times.
She is a cool and mischievous person.
I didn't take it.
Like this?
Yes, like that.
And one leg like this.
Like this?
Yes, like that.
It's a little difficult, but...
Now, let's have him stand up eight times while lying down seven times.
I thought I was going to win, but I lost on the first try.
I thought I shouldn't have this kind of feeling anymore, so I changed my mind and did it.
It's like a four-pointed sword.
The next proverb is...
"White-legged arrow standing" is a proverb born from the legend that a white-legged arrow was stood in a house of children once chosen for sacrifice.
It means that it is specially chosen from among many people.
A man who stands a white-legged arrow one after another for each person who has a common feature.
When he appeared without a sound, he was called like this because of his appearance as if he were looking for a prey that he had aimed at.
The continuation of the four-fighter who came with a fake location for an action project.
And after this, what will happen to Shidamaha Ninja!?