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Takeda Kiba vs. Wada Manjū.
Who is it?
It's Wada Manjū.
It's not Takeda Army.
Wow!
Takeda Army vs. Wada Manjū.
The man in the garden said, "What are you doing?!"
The ball went in!
The Takeda Army, which had been attacking for a long time, was unable to counterattack.
They succeeded in destroying the Takeda Army.
In 2024, about 450 years later,
Nobunaga's tactics have now been revived.
Is this "Prank Grand Prix"?
No!
What kind of prank?
What is it?
It's a corner where you learn history through pranks.
If one person shoots,
the next person shoots,
and in the meantime, they fill up their bullets.
Right?
That's correct.
Wait!
Hey!
Wait!
Be careful!
However,
they managed to shoot all of them.
That's awesome!
The second person who came next was...
Hey, Takachi!
It was Joyman Takagi.
Joyman Takagi
You're so thin. Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm dead!
That's cool!
Even if your opponent is a skinny leopard, you will always defeat it.
That's terrible!
The strategy of Nobunaga, born 450 years ago,
is now being changed and passed on to the future.
That's terrible!
You learn history through pranks.
Yes.
I think I've heard of this before.
You shoot three shots.
You shoot three shots with a rifle.
Correct.
Correct!
Yes!
It's not "yes," really.
It's about to start!
No, no, no!
Shoot!
This is good, isn't it?
Number nine!
Number nine, shoot!
He shot number two, Joyner.
The next number three was...
Who is it?
It was Nakanishi of Nasu Nakanishi.
Who is it?
The next number three was...
Who is it?
It was Nakanishi of Nasu Nakanishi.
By the way, Nasu has already asked our army for help.
Wow, that's amazing!
Who is it?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Difficulties can be overcome with wisdom.
The ancestors, from the history of their journey,
will teach us many things.
Risking one's life in battle
and risking one's life in a prank are the same.
Is it only me who listens to such words?
No, it's only you.
What, what, what, what is it?
Let's learn history through a prank.
No.
Absolutely not.
What are you doing?
That's enough!
Don't give me the fear of doing it again!
Scary, isn't it?
Unfortunately, I won.
I won.
Next, we will learn from the prank,
after Nagaba.
What is this?
Japan in 1333.
It was the Kamakura period.
Secretary of Defense, Kusunoki Masashige,
with 200,000 or 1 million people,
struck Chihaya Castle.
Chihaya Castle is surrounded by deep valleys.
On the other hand,
with Nagaba Lake, which is 66 meters in length,
by running from the next mountain,
they sent troops at once,
and came up with a strategy to drop it.
Nagaba Lake?
Yes!
"The enemy is attacking us with ladders!" "Is this the end of Chihaya Castle?"
Once a ladder is placed on the wall, there is no way out.
The landing was predictable.
There was a picture of a bird flying!
Everything was perfect at that moment.
If you want to climb ladders, you just need to drop them, right?
"That's easy to say." "I see!"
"That's a good idea!" "That's a great idea!"
I don't know if there was such a conversation,
but Masashige tried to invade the castle with a ladder,
but he succeeded in destroying the barracks by burning and dropping the ladder.
And this strategy is revived as a prank of Reiwa.
How?
If you want to climb ladders, you just need to drop them, right?
Summer 2024.
Wow! There are a lot of ladders!
Kusunoki Masashige and his barracks tried to spread out in this fishing village for the first time in 691 years.
There was a natural yagura like Chihaya Castle, and a long ladder that stretched from the bottom to the top.
Isn't it too high?
The best of the shogunate, which has been attacking Chihaya Castle in Reiwa, is...
This fisherman is this person!
Hello, I'm Takeru of Tokyo Hotel.
Nice to meet you!
This is Takeru of Tokyo Hotel.
So, about the main guest...
Yes?
He is heading to this location by boat right now!
Yes, he's coming here by boat.
Yes.
So, over here, there's a monomiyagura.
Yes, yes, yes.
And up here, there's a really weird place, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
So, please climb up there,
Yes.
I see!
Although it's a bit of a forceful setting,
the backfiller doesn't doubt it and climbs up the monomiyagura.
I'm looking forward to this!
However, beyond that...
There it is!
Kusunoki Masashige was waiting for him.
This... how...
Who's coming?!
It's super heavy!
That's really scary!
Oh, it's coming!
That's really scary!
Oh, it's coming!
It's scary!
Look behind you!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
This is bad!
"This is bad!" "This is for real!"
Wow, the bees are connected!
Ah, it's got the details of the accident.
No, it's not about the accident!
It's not about that!
Hey!
It's far and also short.
Split it up a little more!
Hey, what kind of answer is that?
Masashige, who once fought against the government...
This is so scary!
It's true that it's right to burn a madabashi bee, but...
Due to safety and budget, we had to do this.
But I'm sure that, as a modern variety show,
this bee might be the right one.
It's a prank Grand Prix.
A prank Grand Prix?!
What?!
During the Kamakura period,
in a certain farm battle,
the one who defeated the enemy who attacked with ladders
was Masashi Tsunoki.
I don't know!
The moment it happened, I lost my memory.
When I realized it, I was in the sea.
This is too scary.
This is scary.
This is also scary.
This is really scary.
I can't react to it.
Takeru Ichiban of the Bakufu army
was defeated.
The next person to appear in the Bakufu army was...
Sankin Koutai of the Edo army!
Even in the same Bakufu army,
there was a samurai from the Edo army.
Today, I'm going to the country of Yutsu.
A man who has been time-slipping for 400 years
what kind of face will he show
in a prank from 700 years ago?
If you look closely,
this Bakufu army has a sword.
I have to stop it somehow.
Cool!
I'm surprised!
Who is it?
Are you kidding me?
No way!
Are you kidding me?
Who is it? Who is it?
The name of the Kamakura period and the unknown samurai of the Edo period.
The war that transcended the period really raised the army.
You won't believe it, will you?
I just want you to know that you are now witnessing the collaboration of Kamakura, Edo and Reiwa.
What are you saying in the narration?
It's a prank Grand Prix.
What? Me?
Me?
What are you saying?
I don't have enough brains.
The second rider was a samurai.
He was shot.
The third rider of the bombing army was...
Nice to meet you.
I'm Suzuki Taku of the Drunk Dragon.
You've been saying that a lot lately.
Suzuki Taku of the Drunk Dragon.
The third rider of the bombing army was...
Nice to meet you.
I'm Suzuki Taku of the Drunk Dragon.
Suzuki Taku of the Drunk Dragon.
The next rider was an old man, but he was very nimble.
More! More!
Idiot! Idiot!
More! More!
Idiot! Idiot!
Again!
Idiot! Idiot!
Box!
More! More!
Idiot! Idiot!
This is too much fun.
Masashige is said to have confused his enemies with many tricks to surprise them, even after his long career.
So if Masashige was born in the modern world,
I'm sure he would have been a good prank director.
This is a prank Grand Prix.
Oh, it's here! It's a prank Grand Prix!
This is...
Oh, it's here.
It costs a lot of money, doesn't it?
What's wrong with you? It costs a lot of money!
You always say something useless like "shit is about to leak" or "it doesn't matter"
I did it, I did it.
What is this?
It's a segment where you learn history through pranks.
Kusunoki Masashige is said to have used a ladder to defeat his enemies in an old battlefield.
He used a huge ladder to attack, so it's called "the ladder of Nagabashi".
I'll learn a lot from you!
Is it true? Is he from Nagabashi?
Sanbarumari. Suzuki. Uchitottai.
Next up is...
Kayuotoshi. 1600 years ago, in Japan.
A battle between two famous countries.
The Battle of Sekigahara.
Sanada Masayuki of the western army faces Tokugawa Hidetada of the eastern army at Ueda Castle.
However, Tokugawa's army was 38,000 against Sanada's army of 3,000.
There were no weapons against the enemy who climbed the walls.
The fall was imminent.
What should I do? Is it a matter of time?
Then, at that moment...
Man, I'm in trouble.
There was someone eating.
At this timing.
Hmm?
It was okayu.
Hot, hot, hot!
Hot!
Oh! That's it!
That's it!
I don't know if that happened or not.
What is it?
What Sanada Masayuki came up with was...
Using hot okayu as a weapon.
Surprisingly, Sanada's army was able to break through Tokugawa's army of 3,000.
They defeated them!
Sanada Masayuki's masterpiece with a famous name and reputation.
This is what we call "Reiwa's prank."
Summer of 2024.
420 years after the battle of Ueda Castle,
the Tokugawa army attempted to attack this bouldering facility again.
The first spear of the Tokugawa army
was the former firefighter, Watari 119.
And on top of the steep wall in front of it,
there was a sauna where they prepared for a hot bath.
- Are you shaking? - No, I'm not.
The Tokugawa army attempted to attack this bouldering facility again.
The first spear of the Tokugawa army
was the former firefighter, Watari 119.
And on top of the steep wall in front of it,
there was a sauna where they prepared for a hot bath.
- Are you ready, Watari-san? - Ready!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- How is it? - I feel like I have to hold it for a long time.
The Tokugawa army, which has settled on the wall,
is climbing up without any tension.
- They're climbing up. - They're climbing up.
Only a little more to the top.
- They're being careful. - And that's when...
- Hey!
- Get over here! - Hey!
- Hey!
- Who are you?!
- You idiot! - What is this?!
- Oh, no!
Enemies are wiped out in the ocean.
Meatloafs, which were taken by white men to protect their lives,
are now being talked about as "pranks".
And nowadays, from the perspective of compliance, this porridge is a fake made of flour and water.
Take care of your food.
You are very considerate of me!
It's okay.
It's a prank.
I know!
It's a corner where you learn history with a prank.
What?
There is a man who did this plan in 1600.
His name is Otoshi Kayu.
Otoshi Kayu...
How lame!
But you remember how many years it's been, don't you?
1600 years.
Oh!
Oh, I see!
Amazing!
The first spear of Tokugawa.
Cross it.
Shoot it.
The second spear of Tokugawa is...
This man!
Hello!
I'll wash my body with this porridge!
It's Sunday!
Thank you!
Sunday is a very strong day for judo.
The next move is difficult.
The summit is already in sight.
That was the moment.
What?
Ah!
Ouch!
That's bad!
Ouch!
That's what happened!
The enemy fell with this.
Ouch!
Oh, my life!
That was a nasty attack!
Out of breath...
You can't hit him!
No matter what kind of monster comes, it's natural for babies to be in front of deadly and itchy ones.
Especially for babies who have just been born, it's common to hear hot sneezes.
And for your understanding, I'd like to say it again and again, but those sneezes...
It's not about that!
...are really loud.
I don't care about that!
Tokugawa attacked Ueda Castle.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you know Ueda Castle?
Yes!
He attacked it.
Ueda Castle.
Because you like history.
What?!
I won that battle with this?!
Seriously?!
You're really into it!
What?!
Is that so?!
So you just felt the spirit of Tokugawa's soldiers?
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm kind of happy!
See, see!
Seriously!
First place from second place.
He won first place.
Next, from third place...
It's this guy!
Hello, hello!
The best of the best dancers!
Are you okay?
That's not enough water!
Are you okay?
Next, in third place is...
This person!
Hello! Dance of the moon!
Is it hot?
Are you okay?
It's not enough.
Are you okay?
Amateurs are weak to water-based attacks.
Will their passionate conversation work?
This bouldering is quite...
When you come out high, you get a little nervous.
It's not enough.
You've come up quite a bit.
This is good.
What is it?
Hot!
Wait a minute!
Hot!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
There's more!
Hot!
It's hot!
Why is it like this?
It's not enough!
What is it?!
The strategy they thought hard about in order to fight...
...has come to nothing in the course.
They certainly wouldn't have imagined such an end.
Looking at modern Japan, which has become a peaceful world...
...I'm sure our predecessors would have laughed at us, too.
Are you guys playing with GPs?
Hey, hey, hey!
It's different from usual!
I know, right?
Hey, you can't do this with GPs!
Learning history with a prank?
Yes.
I'm not interested in it anymore.
What's going on?
Yesterday, we won against Tokugawa Army climbing up the mountain.
What?
What you're saying sounds like NHK, but it's actually Fuji TV!
What you're saying and what you're doing are different!
Lastly, as Tokugawa Army, please say something.
Yes.
I'll do it!
Can I say one more thing?
Of course!
Of course I'll do it!
I don't want you to say it!
The three of them fell for it.
In the end, they slipped and collided with each other.
I didn't do it on purpose!
I'm sorry!
Okay! Thank you very much!
Is it over?
Lastly, I'd like you to tweet this program.
What is this?
Please interpret it.
Here it comes!
Interpretation, interpretation!
I hope you can do it in one go!
What is this?
2... 1...
[Laughter]
[Applause]
That's it for today's class.
[Applause]
Director Kouki Mitani's latest film "Let's Talk About Suomi" is currently in theaters.
Masami Nagasawa and the cast are full of charm.
It's a mystery comedy with an unexpected surprise.
At the end of the film, you'll want to dance like Kintaro.
Please watch "Let's Talk About Suomi" in theaters!
[Applause]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
Damn it!
What did you do when you fell?
I couldn't get up!
Wow!
Old man eating candy in a dormitory.
Usually, candy eating competition is a competition where you have to look for candy hidden in powder without touching it.
But!
Today's competition is not candy hidden in powder.
It's a prank about being an old man.
OK!
Osaki is taking off his glasses.
And then, he puts his face in it!
Go for it!
He looks like he doesn't like powder, but he's eating candy.
But I think it's an old man's face!
Oh, you can see the old man's face clearly, but Osaki is closing his eyes, so he doesn't notice it!
Here, he takes out his glasses! Will he notice it?!
Don't look for rain
Don't look for rain?
Don't look for rain
It's better than that
What are you saying? Don't look for rain
10 people, 11 cars, course out in seconds
10 people, 11 cars are like this
But when they start driving
10 people are getting out of the course
Only Turnet at the end of the course hits the wall
Turnet is
Good morning
Nice to meet you
Recently, this show's favorite Kiregei idol, Soya Igari
Ready, go!
1, 2, 3
He started well
1, 2, 3
The idol can do it
His reflexes are honest with his teammates
It's going away
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Next, second car
What's going on?!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
One!
Arghhh!
Two!
What's going on?!
Three!
And now for the third one!
One!
Two!
I'll do it again!
And now for the last one!
Get off me! Get out of my way!
Hey! Get off me!
He's caught!
Run! He's caught!
He's caught!
Run!
Hey! Wait!
Wait!
He's caught!
Arghhh!
I'll do it again!
Arghhh!
Dammnn!
You're good at this!
What's this? It's the worst!
Cream.
You know it's cream? You know it hurts?
Wait a minute...
So, should I wipe it off?
Wipe it off.
Take it off. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off.
Dammnn!
Take it off. Take it off. Take it off.
It's...
It's good!
Don't stroke me!
"Prank Grand Prix" will be broadcasted on EVO-D.