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"Snowman vs. Timeless" Idol Top of Top Match!
So far, Fukasawa, Miyadate, and Mukai have been captured.
And from now on, Timeless will be captured.
However, speaking of these three...
You won't notice, will you?
What?!
Just two months ago, they were captured in this game.
If I said I was covering "Wake Up! TV" like I did back then,
people would be wary of me.
So...
Just now, Mukai was kindly taken to the studio next door.
Suddenly, they were changing costumes in the studio and setting up a completely different show.
What?!
It's a Monday night at 11 PM show where Fuma is the MC.
Isn't there something interesting?
This time, Sato and Matsushima will appear as guests in a special show.
In advance, they will call each guest for a commentary and capture them.
For this purpose, they have asked the actual program staff for help and are fully prepared.
Isn't that the duo that lost in "King of Condor" Season 2?
I'm a bit confused about this.
Now, it's only been two months since "Wake Up! TV" began its capture strategy.
Alright, it's the second chapter.
"Timeless".
The first person to be captured is...
Timeless's head of the show, Sato.
I'm not the head of the show!
Last time, Egashira's impersonation at 2:50 became a hit and "King of Condor" was captured for the first time.
- First, look forward. - Yes, first look forward.
Then, a fake comment that answers women's worries in a cool way starts.
3, 2...
I can't use this.
The days with you are always too fun, and I misunderstood that I said it with you.
I can't go with someone other than you.
Wow, it's coming!
What are you doing? You scared me!
That way?
You scared me.
I'm not scared of you.
You scared me the other day.
Stop looking at me like that!
What? What do you mean?
Hey!
What are you doing?
You're creepy!
Again?
You're late.
Good morning.
Good morning, Shouri.
Good morning.
Yes, what is it?
The next timeless person is...
Matsushima Sou, who is in charge of cuteness in Timeless.
Last time on Matsushima...
He failed to catch it once with his athletic nerves that don't suit his face.
This time, he wants to catch it for sure.
Okay, we're starting.
We're starting.
Five people!
Four, three, two...
I'm sorry.
I probably have too many memories.
Did I make a mistake?
Should we go see a movie now?
Ouch!
That was close!
Ouch!
I can't catch it every time!
I failed again.
Was my position a little to the right?
The edge of the hole hit my shoulder.
Why doesn't it work like this when I'm on Matsushima?
(I have to answer it somehow)
Again.
Again, right?
What's wrong?
It's a pig!
Wait!
It's a technology adventure!
What?
A deja vu?
Did you get scared?
No, but you were suspicious last time too.
You were suspicious last time too.
What's going on?
Is it this way?
Wait!
This is bad!
Is it this way?
What kind of picture is this?
Right?
Then, to Matsu Studio where Snowman is waiting...
No, no, no...
Sorry for the wait.
I don't like this.
Isn't it too much of a wait?
This is bad.
Why am I getting scolded?
Isn't it too much of a wait?
It's too much of a wait.
Say hello properly.
Should I say yes?
Say hello properly.
You surprised me!
I didn't notice!
I thought you wouldn't notice at all.
Is it like this?
Is it like this, boss?
Good morning!
Eh?
Eh? Is it the same?
It's the same.
No matter how you think about it, it's the same!
It's the same!
It's difficult to record it separately like this!
Who will be captured last today?
The problem is Fuma!
Timeless Prank Young Master Chikuchi Fuma!
Who will be captured last today?
The problem is Fuma!
Timeless Prank Young Master Kikuchi Fuma!
I know you!
However, the prank you have been pranked so far is also top class.
Last time, you were tired of the rough settings and ended up making a mistake.
That's right, that's why!
This time, you even set up a set that you don't even use, and you want to capture it in a limited position.
Who is this man?
There is no human who can feel it like this.
If there was one, it would be a person with a very bad personality.
What are you talking about?
Now, let's capture it!
However, Fuma had prepared a slightly different shape for the capture.
Are you okay with changing it to a different shape?
What? Is that so?
What appeared was a giant air ball larger than a bubble ball.
It's even bigger, isn't it?
That movie is really interesting.
However...
Ah!
Ah! He noticed it.
He noticed it!
Just give up!
Who the hell are you?!
I noticed it at a weird timing.
I heard a "wassawassa" sound.
Of course you did!
But it went in smoothly.
The one who accepts it is the one who doesn't get hurt.
All black people are here, right?
Are you auditioning?
What?
Are you auditioning?
Can you speak louder? I can't hear you.
Are you auditioning?!
Are you auditioning?
I'm auditioning.
Huh? What?
Oh, you can hear me!
We were just talking.
Four hours.
You're amazing.
Four hours?!
It's only four hours of pranks during this season.
Are you moving?
No, I'll just walk.
Okay, turn it around.
I'll just walk!
Hey, old man!
Old man!
Hey, old man!
This is the worst!
Hey, it's too long!
It's because it's big.
It's different since it's big.
Oh, wow!
This is fun!
It's big!
It can walk!
It's new!
Oh, it's born!
It's born!
It's new!
It's like a new life form!
Oh, wow!
It's late!
Wait, isn't it too small?
You are too big!
The actors are ready.
From now on, two idol groups representing Reiwa will have a dream confrontation!
Can they say the same misunderstanding five times without making it hard for them to say it?
Bob Marley Explosion!
Snowman vs. Timeless!
Will they be able to beat Fuma in this century's idol group confrontation, special?
It's been an amazing confrontation.
But there aren't many groups fighting each other like this, are there?
There aren't many.
It's a formal society.
Maybe it's early for them to make their debut.
But they've been winning for a long time.
Koji is older than me.
Isn't it about a year?
How many years?
2006.
Koji, you're older than me, but you don't have a beard.
2006?
Yes, I was born in 2008.
You're two years younger than me!
Timeless seems like a strong opponent.
When I saw Balloon Walkie, it was like...
It's cool!
Balloon Walkie is like a king's style.
It's like a winner's style.
First of all, some difficult phrases will be issued.
They will be said in order.
First week, once a week.
Second week, twice a week.
Those who say and bite twice first are responsible for the backover and "bilibili" system.
I'll show you some difficult phrases today.
These are...
Red aloe vera.
Blue aloe vera.
Green aloe vera.
It's hard. I'm sorry!
This is terrible!
I'm sorry, I can't remember it!
It's hard!
Red aloe vera.
Blue aloe vera.
The first difficult phrase is "Red aloe vera." "Blue aloe vera." "Air aloe vera."
It's a very difficult phrase to see whether to make red aloe vera, which is gentle for the throat, red or blue, or air aloe vera.
Let's imagine.
You remember "aloe vera" flavor, right?
Red aloe vera...
Shut up!
Red aloe vera...
Let's wrap this up!
Everybody...
Act like you're sad.
Everybody is acting like they have a press conference.
Some of you may be panicking before it even starts, but the battle of the century is about to begin!
And in the battle of memory, we have Masamanco and Mukai! Will they be able to beat Fuuma?!
Mukai and Koji, get ready and start!
Three...
Two...
One...
Red, yellow, green, blue, yellow, green, yellow, yellow...
Wait, wait, wait...
You're going to hit me, right?
Please sit down.
He's a top batter.
Please sit down.
That was... Wait a minute.
What? What?
That was air practice.
Practice, practice.
Air practice?
What practice?
Air practice?
I haven't practiced air practice.
Air practice?
I haven't practiced air practice.
Air practice?
But you're out.
No, it's practice.
But it's already started.
It's real.
No, no, no...
Please.
He's a guy who hasn't played baseball yet.
It's too early.
I'm begging you.
It's too early.
It's a game.
Is that what you're aiming for?
They're about to get out of breath.
Let's start.
Go for it!
Red aloe vera, or blue aloe vera, or white aloe vera.
Okay, go!
Red aloe vera, or blue aloe vera, or white aloe vera.
Wow!
That's fast!
Red aloe vera, or blue aloe vera, or white aloe vera.
Red aloe vera, blue aloe vera, red aloe vera.
You can do it, Sou-chan!
Red aloe vera, blue aloe vera, red aloe vera.
You can do it!
Red aloe vera, blue aloe vera, red aloe vera.
That was close!
Red aloe vera, blue aloe vera, red aloe vera.
You can do it!
Red aloe vera, blue aloe vera, red aloe vera.
That was close!
It's difficult!
And...
I'm sorry, but...
What kind of aloe do you have at home?
What's wrong?
You look weird again!
Red aloe candy.
Blue aloe candy.
Green aloe aloe candy.
I knew it!
This man is a weirdo!
This time, Snow Man is sure to get it right.
It's pretty difficult!
Of course!
But we can't defend ourselves from this failure!
You're terrible!
Why are you doing this to me?
I can't do it!
This guy, all of a sudden...
Hey, you two, I'm counting on you!
Let me do it!
I'm pretty rich now.
I'm rich now.
Of course!
If you make a mistake now...
There will be a bug.
But it's okay!
But wait!
I can do it!
What kind of self-confidence is that?
You can do it!
You just said "aloe candy" but...
I can do it!
You can do it!
If you didn't say it, we wouldn't know!
Is that so?
You can do it!
I can do it!
You're weird!
Don't make a fuss!
Stop it!
Don't try to break it!
Look! It's almost broken!
You can do it!
I'm really sorry!
I'm really not suitable for this song!
It's really going to break!
And after this...
A man breaks a TV variety show...
It's a shocking development!
I'll use magic!
Can you use magic?
What is this?
You're too weird!
Use it! Use it! Use it!
Use it! Use it! Use it! Use it!
Bomberji Explosion!
Snowman vs. Timeless!
In this century-old idol group battle, will Mukai be able to beat Fuma?
Now, Snowman, hurry up and pinch him!
Will he be able to bring him to a draw?
Let's calm down. Let's do it!
Three...
Go, go!
Two...
One...
Red aloe vera or blue aloe vera or white aloe vera?
Perfect!
Red aloe vera or blue aloe vera or white aloe vera?
Fuka-san...
Red aloe vera or blue aloe vera or white aloe vera?
Red aloe vera, purple blue aloe vera, purple air aloe vera.
Wow, wow, wow. Good, good, good.
Red aloe vera, or blue aloe vera, or white aloe vera.
Cute.
You said it!
Wow, amazing!
He said it.
Oh, yeah!
Real good!
Alright!
Yeah, alright.
Alright, alright!
Why did you group together?
You don't need it anymore, do you?
What was I supposed to say?
You already talked like that twice.
Alright, I'll end it with "red aloe vera sucedenta".
- Red aloe vera sucedenta. - You still think like that?
Red aloe vera sucedenta.
Super!
Great going, Matsushima.
That's why people call him "cute manager".
If you think it's hard to say, you can change your way of saying it.
You can imitate him.
That's right.
Last time...
When he said "perfect"...
Egashira-san came up.
You could have said "easy" normally.
You could have said it.
I thought so, too.
But Egashira-san's gesture came from the other side.
I can't say it.
You can do it, but you don't have to do it.
It's up to you.
I'm free, right?
It doesn't matter which one.
I'll do it because it's easy to do.
Don't think about TV or anything like that.
It's easy to do.
Don't chase him!
Don't chase SHORI-kun!
Who will explode first?
Will it be...
Please!
I'll win.
Red aloe vera or blue aloe vera or white aloe vera?
Red aloe...
Blue aloe...
You did it!
OUT-chan!
Thank you very much!
This is too much!
I can't do it!
Please sit down!
Timex Team 2 Out!
Scary!
Powerful!
4 hours of special training!
Power!
And firepower!
I can't do it!
Red Aroya.
Blue Aorey.
Air Aroya.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Shouri Sato repeated
her special mimicry of Egashira.
But she made a mistake right away!
It's almost time!
She collapsed
because of the explosion!
Well...
You did it yourself!
It's easier to do!
Don't do it like this!
You do it like this every time!
But you didn't force it!
You chose it!
I don't want to say it like this,
but you're a little selfish!
You're a little selfish!
Snowman showed his senior's will
and led!
Will the king, Timex, recover?
Will it?
The construction is in full swing!
Let's go!
The second topic is...
"Hard to say, first place,
Ichiki-ku-shiki-no-shi"
"Hard to say, first place,
Ichiki-ku-shiki-no-shi"
"Hard to say, first place,
Ichiki-ku-shiki-no-shi"
"Hard to say" phrase
is "Hard to say, first place,
Ichiki-ku-shiki-no-shi".
In Kagoshima Prefecture,
"Perhaps it may be first place" phrase
Everyone, this is a poem that actually exists.
Shut up!
If you misinterpret it, it may be first place.
"Perhaps it may be first place" phrase
It's not a fixed prediction.
I didn't remember it.
It's a coincidence that today's second place is Enji.
"It's hard to say, first place" phrase
You said it first!
"It's hard to say, first place" phrase
Then I'll say it again.
"It's hard to say, first place" phrase
I want to do it twice.
I'll say it from the other side.
Please do it!
"It's hard to say, first place" phrase
Everyone's waiting.
There's pressure!
What are you doing?
- I'm sorry, this is... - It was right!
- I'm sorry. - You can give me a hint, it was right!
- I'm sorry, this is... impossible. - Eh, why?
It's hard to say, but it's number one.
Ichiki... kushi... kinoki.
He clearly said "kushi".
- Kushi... kino... - Kushi... kino...
- Kishi... - Kishi... kino...
Oh, really?
But, before it started, Sou-chan said something weird.
- No, Sou-chan bit me a little. - Is it my fault that it started?
- Before it started, you said something weird. - I didn't say it!
- Say it again! - I'll say it slowly, now, okay?
It's hard to say, but it's number one. Ichiki... kushi... kino...
- Sou-chan! - Okay! I got it!
- You can't go that far! - You can't go that far!
- You can't go there! - Okay, okay!
- You can't go there! - You can't go there!
- Okay, I'll do my best! - You can do it!
- Okay, okay! - You can do it!
- You have to defeat Timeless first! - Yeah, yeah!
You can't wait!
And with Timeless's ultimate weakness in mind...
And even more,
Snoman's ultimate weakness, Mukai, has this advice...
Stop him!
That's what I'm talking about!
- Last time, Mukai-kun... - Yes.
- You said you'd do it with this character, right? - Yes.
- There's only one way you can do it. - That's right.
- With Doraemon. - You can't do it, can you?
- You can't do it? It's not that easy? - Are you trying to protect him?
- He's the type of guy who cares a lot. - Yeah.
- He doesn't want to be noticed. - Yeah.
- Stop him! - You can do it!
- You can do it!
Now, can they say it smoothly with this deadly Doraemon strategy?
Next, when Snoman bites, there will be a huge explosion!
Could it be...
Okay, let's do it! Please!
Three...
Two...
One...
It's hard to say, Shichi!
Ijiki...
Kushi no Shishi!
Stop him!
- That's too cruel, Merlin! - That's too cruel!
Snoman Team, Bobman Team, explode!
I was hit when I fell.
I'm scared!
Wow!
That's cruel!
What's cruel is that you two didn't do anything!
Are you happy that I'm participating in the prank game?
Are you happy?
You don't have to say it.
Snowman and his team members were hit by a bomb twice in a row.
Date and Fuka don't do anything but participate in the prank game.
Sorry, Date.
I didn't do anything.
I only did this.
That's right.
No one said anything.
I didn't say anything.
This is...
Were you upset?
I was upset!
About what?
I said it normally.
You said it normally.
There are a lot of Doraemons!
I'm sorry, but I don't need someone who can walk slowly and fall.
I'm saying it quickly.
This is the final battle where both teams are hit by a bomb once in a row.
It's Snowman versus Time.
Who will win in the end?
I'll do my best.
Fuka!
I'll do my best.
Come! Come!
Fuka!
Please!
It's hard for me to say, but I'll go first.
Kichiki!
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do about this?
Kichiki!
I can't say it anymore.
This is terrible.
Because you are messed up in the battle all the time, not one has participated in the game, except you, since the second round.
Then, the unprecedented pardon from the staff...
This is a special rule.
I will use magic.
Even if I make a mistake, the magic will flow normally.
Don't say anything.
Don't say anything outside.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please sit down.
Please sit down for a while.
At this rate, it will end again.
This is a trick for everyone to participate in the game.
So everyone, even if you make a mistake, it will flow normally.
But it's still fun, so please enjoy it.
I changed the history of TV.
First of all, you can say it normally.
You can say it proudly, right?
Then let's do it.
The first place in "hard to say" is Kushinoki Ichiki.
[Laughter]
The first place in "hard to say" is Kushikino Ichiki.
Is there a TV like this?
[Laughter]
Amazing!
The first place in "hard to say" is Kushikino Ichiki.
Show it!
The first place in "hard to say" is Kushikino Ichiki.
[Laughter]
It sounds like "kushikinoshinoshi".
"noshinoshinoshi".
"ichikinoshi".
You added one more word.
"kushikinoshinoshi".
Don't do weird things when you are pulled by the person in front of you.
[Laughter]
Do it in your own way.
The first place in "hard to say" is Kushikinoshi Ichiki.
He is very angry.
It was a one out.
"kushinoshinoshi".
Do it in your own way.
Don't do weird things when you are pulled by the person in front of you.
[Laughter]
I'm sorry.
He is nervous.
He is fighting in a two-on-three match.
[Laughter]
He is fighting in a two-on-three match.
He is annoying.
Let's do our best.
Make a face.
Make a face and a feeling.
Let me do it at least.
He is annoying.
It's okay, Mukai.
You are doing your best.
You can do it proudly.
Let's do it.
Three.
Two.
One.
The first place in "hard to say" is Ichiki Kushikinoshi.
- What are you doing?! - What are you doing?!
- Wow! - Wow, Date-sama!
- I hope you're doing it. - Wow!
- Oh, nice rhythm. - Here it comes!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I'm counting on you.
- W-what is this?! - Why are you saying it?!
- It's all wrong!
It's hard to say, first place, first kick style.
Wow!
It's hard to say, first place, first kick style.
Take it easy.
It's hard for me to say, so I won't say it.
But finally, he said...
It's hard for me to say, so I won't say it.
You're crazy!
I knew you could do it.
Why didn't you say it?
You said it!
You said you'd say it for the third time.
For the third time!
Don't say it!
No, no, no.
Let's watch it on TV. It's really hard.
It's really hard.
It's really hard!
You said four different words.
All of them!
"Iinikui" "shi" "ichi" "kuchi" "ki", "kushi" "shi".
All of them are wrong!
"Kikuchi" "shi" "no" "kushi".
"Iinikui" "shi" "ichi" "ya", "kikuchi" "kushi" "no" "shi" "shi".
That's not true.
It's too bad that Sato's picture is in the background.
It's in the background.
But he's just wasting it.
He's doing his best, isn't he?
The final battle has entered a consistent area of suspense and horror.
The next one to win is the last dance of "OUT".
What will they do?
Whether it's that or not, let's do our best for the last time.
Please.
[OUT]
It's hard to say, first place.
Kushi Kinoshi.
Do your best.
It's hard to say, first place. Kushi Kinoshi.
It's good.
It's hard to say, first place, Kushiki Ichiki's son.
He's just grasping it.
It's hard to say, first place, Kushiki Ichiki's son.
Calm down.
It's hard to say, first place, Kushiki Ichiki's son.
Where are you going?
It's hard to say, first place, Kushiki Ichiki's son.
Say it twice, say it twice.
It's hard to say, first place, Kushiki Ichiki's son.
It's not like that.
It's hard to say, first place, Kushiki Ichiki's son.
It's fake.
Face-off presidents, 45 seconds or more.
- I like Jimmy Gilroy. - Yes.
- It's fake. - It's fake?!
- We're going to see it. - It's fake.
45 seconds or more.
This is awesome!
- You're staring at someone. - You're staring!
She's staring at me.
Anyway, it's impressive that you stare at me.
Face-off presidents, 45 seconds or more.
Great work.
It's hard to say, number one. One kick, dead or alive.
- You said it. - "It's hard to say, number one. One kick, dead or alive."
- Hey, don't say it! - Hey...
- I was about to say it. - One more time.
- Yes, let's do it one more time. - Yes.
Three times, right?
It's hard to say, number one. One kick, dead or alive.
It's hard to say...
- You've said it too many times. - "It's hard to say, number one. One kick, dead or alive."
You can do it! You can do it! That's irrelevant! That doesn't matter! You can do it!
What is this?! I can't do the next one! I can't figure it out!
I can't figure it out!
Three times in a row!
I've said it once but slowly. You'll start it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Here I go. One, two...
It's hard to say, but first place, Ichikiku-style poem.
Wow, Date-sama.
What's wrong?
It's hard to say, but first place, Ichikiku-style poem.
It's hot!
Wait a minute, how am I supposed to watch this?
It's a new sensation.
Why do you bite me twice?!
How many times have you bitten me?!
If you bite me, I'll hit you!
At least!
We're watching the same movie!
Seriously!
Thank you for watching!
Seriously!
Thank you!
This is hard!
This is impossible!
Has there ever been such a laughable battle?
Snowman and Timeless!
Please come back again!
Thank you for watching!
I was watching horror movies.
I was panicking.
We're supposed to be smooth, but we're not flexible.
I'm always biting and pushing you!
And you're being spoiled for it!
Who said that?!
You're being spoiled!
Being able to do the same thing as everyone else gives her confidence.
Mom! Mom is wrong!
The child you raised has become a great monster!
A tremendous monster!
I want to join in!
Join in!
Learn a proverb with a prank.
"Proverbs" are things that represent important teachings in life.
In this show, we'll introduce them in a prank that's easy to understand.
Shiraha no ya ga Tatsu towa is a childhood phrase born directly from the saying that a white-winged arrow was shot at a child's house once chosen for sacrifice.
It means that it is specially chosen from among many people.
A man who shoots a white-winged arrow one after another for people with common characteristics.
Appearing silently, he was called this from his form of killing prey that he had aimed at.
Shiraha Ninja Tou.
So cool!
This prey is...
Oh, I see!
Nice!
The demon voice Tom Hawk's Sakai.
Speaking of demon voices...
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Shut up!
There is not a single junior student who respects you!
A joke that fiercely disses those who are in the middle of a fight is famous.
Today, we are asked to fake an announcer at Fuji TV announcer's office.
- Could it be... - What?!
- So cool! - So cool!
I don't need this! I don't need this!
Entertainer infiltration investigation!
Barbardo Honne!
And then...
Into the Fuji TV announcer's office...
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
This is real, isn't it?
But you're starting to look like a female comedian!
No, I'm not!
Then...
From playing the announcer...
To the usual fight scenes...
What is it with you?!
Choose your words properly, you!
Are you a book salesman or what?!
And then...
From behind the scenes...
There are other people in the business as well.
Shut up!
Your obsession is too weird!
Eh?! Can you do it?!
The angle is too...
Close!
Are you okay?!
Do your best! Do your best!
Ouch!
Eh?!
Ouch!
Eh?! What is this?!
Who?!
The white blade...
Came off...
No...
It stood up once...
But...
For some reason, it came off...
After all, it was difficult to stand while hitting your head against the ceiling.
Who is it?
What is this?
Is it a prank?
You look funny.
What kind of prank is it?
However, Shiraha Ninja has not given up yet.
You can do it.
Shiraha Ninja!
However, Shiraha Ninja has not given up yet.
Feelings are important!
I understand.
It's like whether it will stick or not, right?
That's right.
Hit it there.
I'll watch you.
Go!
Shiraha Ninja stood up.
Go!
You did it!
This is the third honest hit.
Shiraha Ninja stood up again.
He makes people smile by cutting off arrows.
That is Shiraha Ninja.
It's humiliating.
This is funny.
If I were to do this prank, I would do it in one shot.
That's awesome.
Next, who can make Shiraha Ninja stand up?
That person was at Massaman Base about 3 months ago.
Who is it?
Oh, it's Abareru-kun!
Yes, Abareru-kun, who faced Massaman before.
Furthermore, Shiraha Ninja has entered the stadium!
They will challenge that man to an impossible mission of making Shiraha's house stand up!
- Today, you're pulling me behind you. - Yes.
- Better than usual. - No, no, first time in the world!
Stop it now!
- I'm enjoying this! - Stop fooling around.
I'm Lilian.
Really, really, really!
Alright!
- Who is the strongest? - No, it's me. - It's me.
- No, no, no, no, no, no! - It's me!
I'm not losing at all.
- I'm not losing at all. - You're losing! - No, no, no!
- Huh? You're losing? - Ouch!