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[To be continued]
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Timeless is going to the Grand Prix alone!
The three new runners are going to participate in the Bomb Majimi!
I'm Chihiro's assistant.
What will happen to them?
And the unexpected miracle...
Wait for me!
Timeless Emergency Appearance Special!
Stay tuned!
They're in big trouble on the highway!
They're in big trouble!
It's golden week.
While the world is busy with big events,
Aisha, the president, has arrived.
Good morning!
This time, the target of the big hard rockin' is
Drunk Dragon, Taku Suzuki.
Today, he's going for a drive with his proud Aisha.
It's a loose shooting.
They've been together for over 10 years now.
To keep his wife from finding out,
Little by little, they change colors and
They're digging into each other.
But, in that Aisha,
A big incident is about to happen.
She wouldn't even dream of it.
Big Hard Rockin'
Let me explain what happens next.
First, they eat breakfast at a cafe in Setagaya.
After that, they're going to Gotenba
On a clear highway.
But, on that highway,
When they're caught up in the traffic jam of golden week,
They're starting to worry.
First of all, the director of a fake show, Shibata, who is a colleague of the director, sat in the back seat of the car heading for the cafe with the driver of the target car.
Good luck, Shibata!
And at 7 a.m., they finally set off.
This car is really cool.
It's amazing.
I've been staring at it all the time today.
No, no, no.
I've never had it driven before.
No, no, no.
You have a good taste in choosing cars.
Thank you very much.
They head to the cafe for breakfast while getting some fresh air.
Here you go.
It's fluffy.
Oh, it's fluffy.
Thank you very much.
It looks delicious.
First of all, they eat a fake show that they say their impressions of eating it normally.
However, no matter how hard they think about it, they can't finish it all by themselves.
I'll eat it.
Even though they've finished it all, Katsu Sandwich and Carbonara don't look like they'll give up.
Then...
Can I eat this?
What? Are you sure?
Can I have it?
Go ahead.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for it.
ERII and SHIBATA, who were in the back seat earlier,
start eating the carbonara and cutlet sandwich left by the target.
It's fast.
It's very delicious.
It's delicious.
It's very delicious.
You are cute, ERII.
In addition...
If you like cutlet sandwich, you can eat it.
Can I eat it?
I'm hungry.
It's okay.
I have it over there.
Can I eat it?
You are amazing.
ERII and SHIBATA eat a lot while the talent and director are having a meeting.
However, this is also an important side dish for the hard prank that will come after this.
At 8:30 pm, the first class, which left the cafe, finally heads to the highway.
"By the way, from here on, according to company rules," the driver is a professional driver.
In addition, in addition to the target's house,
from the house, to the blind and invisible person's ears,
emergency audio earphones from the operation headquarters are installed.
Thank you for waiting.
It's finally the beginning of the hard prank.
At 8:46 am,
the first class goes from TOKYO INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL TO TOUMEI HIGHWAY.
I asked you if you'd send me to your house, and you said no.
Inside the car, the delicate talk of the target blooms and then...
I took them in my car and took them home.
Did you bring this?
AD SHIBATA has just started eating the cutlet sandwich he took out.
I don't like being eaten in the car.
I want you to tell me what it smells like.
You eat a lot.
You should have asked me first.
I'm sorry.
And they head for Ashigara International Airport, where they'll shoot next.
Usually, it's about an hour away.
But yes, it's Golden Week today.
Wow, look at this.
- Yeah, it is. - Wow, it's true.
Wow, it's Golden Week.
- It's amazing. - It's nice, isn't it?
- Wow! - Thirty kilometers!
Soso was caught in a heavy traffic jam on the highway.
Speaking of Golden Week...
It's the time when most roads are congested in a year.
Yes, that's why this prank is being done.
And finally...
Something strange happens to Eddie Shibata, who was eating a lot earlier!
It's starting!
A car that only moves slowly...
And in that rear seat...
Eddie Shibata is in a bad mood.
He was fine earlier, but now he's not moving at all.
It's a car that can only go up and down.
And in that high seat...
Lady Shigaki's condition is strange.
She was fine until a while ago, but when she looked at one point, she passed out.
And the senior director, Tajima...
What's wrong?
I'm fine.
Are you serious?
I'm fine.
You suddenly lost your energy.
I'm fine.
You suddenly lost your energy.
I'm fine.
She's not okay.
She's not okay!
Lady Shibata is obviously not okay.
I think I'm going to throw up.
Seriously? Are you okay?
I don't know.
Are you okay?
Oh, no!
Suddenly,
Shibata says he's going to throw up.
Oh, no!
In the middle of a traffic jam,
there's nothing people can do.
There's no way to get to their destination.
From now on,
the time of hell begins for Taku.
You're eating too much.
That's why, right?
Are you okay?
Don't make that face!
It's okay.
It's because you ate too much.
Here.
Here you go.
Are you okay?
It's really hot in here.
I think it's just passing by.
I'm okay.
Shibata looks like he's in pain.
But of course, this is acting.
After a week of acting,
it's starting to look like reality.
It's okay.
We're all adults.
We don't want to act in an acting circle.
It's like, "See you tomorrow."
We don't want to act in an acting circle.
In the middle of a traffic jam during Golden Week,
Shibata is completely involved.
Even the target can see the painful look of A.D. Shibata and his target's impatience.
But at that moment...
Isn't that it?
Huh?
Kouhoku Parking.
Oh, here it is!
Oh, really?
Yes.
Shouldn't we go there?
After that, we'll lose everything.
Taku discovered a sign in the parking area and said he'd stop by for a toilet.
However, A.D. Shibata said...
Oh, I'm sorry. But I'm starting to feel better.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm fine. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm fine.
You don't have to force yourself now in this situation.
No, no, no. I'm fine.
Are you sure?
Yes.
No matter how many times A.D. Shibata confirmed...
A.D. Shibata said, "I'm fine."
But as soon as he passed by the parking area...
A.D. Shibata said he should be fine, but he changed his mind again.
It's been a while since I've been in a car accident.
Is Shibata in trouble?
Are you okay? You told me you'd be fine.
I'm sorry.
No, you're not okay at all. Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
You should have told me.
You're right. I should have told you.
Right?
It's just getting started.
I don't like this.
I think it's quite far to get to Ebina next.
How far is it to get to Ebina next?
Hmm...
If it's flowing, it'll take about 15 minutes.
But in this state...
I can't read it.
It'll take one minute.
He's just passed the parking area.
It's expected that it will take a lot of time to get to the next service area, Ebina.
Ebi Shibata looks like he's having a hard time.
Then, here comes his senior, the director of Tajima.
Okay, okay, one more time.
Calm down, calm down.
Take a deep breath.
If you take a deep breath, you'll get even more air and shit will come out of you.
It'll come out, won't it?
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
You're acting like a romanticist.
It'll come out.
Are you okay?
It's going to be even worse.
It might be a little better.
Oh, really?
Why is it getting better?
Are you okay?
It's getting better, isn't it?
Yes, it's getting better.
No, it's just a wave.
It came like this earlier and now it's coming again.
I'm okay.
Yes.
- Are you okay? - It's like this.
It's like this, so I'm probably okay.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
Out of all the "it's okay"s in the "it's okay" market,
which one do you trust the most?
- I'm really okay. - Are you okay?
On the contrary, if you say "it's okay, it's okay" too much, it's a little...
- Huh? - Huh?
Didn't you say it?
What is it?
This time for sure,
AD Shibata will say "it's really okay"
However, 20 minutes later...
AD Shibata looks like he's in trouble.
He's in front of the mirror and it's obvious that he's not at his usual level.
It's good to see that he's improved.
He's completely different now.
I'm not good either.
What?
You're not good?
Are you okay?
Hang in there a little longer. You're about to debut.
Here comes the third wave.
Taku, the target who can't believe he's an AD.
He decides to go to the next service area.
Hang in there a little longer.
You should stand in line.
But it's not easy to get into the service area during Golden Week.
I see.
Oh, no.
It's a little hard.
What?
There's one kilometer left until the service area.
But here comes the third wave.
There's one kilometer left until the service area.
But here comes the third wave.
At this rate, there will be a problem here.
He's nervous all of a sudden.
What?
And here comes the stupid senior director.
Someone told me I should look up at this time.
You shouldn't look up at this time.
Look up at this time.
Look up
Just look up
Look up
A car whose father is not moving forward
On the other side, AD Shibata's condition is worsening
- What? - What?
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- Are you okay? - I don't like it.
- I don't like it.
You look like a doctor.
I don't like it.
You should've let me go.
- We're almost there. - We're almost there.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to apologize.
I'm sorry, but I can't do it.
You can't do it? Is it really the worst?
But...
You're a stupid senior.
Eat it.
- Why don't you eat it? - Why don't you eat it?
You'll give birth to a baby.
Eat it.
You'll give birth to a baby.
Eat it.
You'll give birth to a baby.
You can't eat it.
It's the opposite of what you're trying to do.
We're almost there.
Panties, panties.
It's in.
It's hot. It's really hot.
Seriously?
We're almost there.
- You don't have to look up. - It's the worst.
It's the worst.
- It's the worst. - It's really the worst.
Is there a doctor there?
Is it okay there?
But we're almost there.
We're almost there.
You can't eat it.
And here, Eri Shibata, who managed not to make a scene, runs away.
I'm really sorry.
No, no.
It would be the worst if you made a scene here.
Of course.
That's true.
It's kind of scary.
Taku Suzuki.
He barely managed not to make a scene in Aisha.
I never imagined that an ordinary shooting would be so thrilling like this.
However, the big prank is not over yet.
20 minutes waiting for Eri Shibata's recovery.
How are you doing?
Are you okay?
You're doing great.
How are you?
Eri Shibata, who was supposed to go to the bathroom, came back to the car with a lot of food in his hands.
I'm sorry for making you wait.
Eri Shibata, who has fully recovered,
But here, a shocking fact comes out of his mouth.
You made it in time, didn't you?
I really didn't know what would happen at one o'clock.
I'm so proud of you.
You know what?
I'm laughing now, but...
Yes?
It didn't come out of my mouth.
What?
You should have waited for it to come out of your mouth.
It didn't come out of my mouth at all.
Yes, you're right.
It came out of my mouth.
You should have waited for it to come out of your mouth.
It'll come back again, won't it?
No, it won't.
Really?
Does it come back?
Yes, it does.
I'm eating it now.
Does it come back?
Don't freeze me.
I'm starting to melt.
It didn't come out of your mouth, did it?
It didn't come out of my mouth.
I'm scared.
It really stopped in my mouth.
Really?
But it's really okay.
It's really okay.
Please.
Really?
Yes.
Are you sure?
If you say like that...
Think about it.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
I know it by myself.
You know nothing.
Are you sure?
I'm scared.
It's hot.
But, Tajima-san...
It's really vanilla-rich.
Shut up.
I can't do it.
I'm pissed off.
I can't do it.
Believing in A.D. Shibata, who says "it's really okay",
they depart from the service area and go back to the highway.
But, their choice leads them back to hell.
(I'm so happy)
The highway starts to flow
AD Shibata is full of energy like Uso said
And now ...
Are you gonna eat more?
What?
Are you gonna eat more?
I'm hungry
I don't like it
You've been bothering me for a while
The delicacy is flying away
Shibata doesn't say that and eats sushi
It stinks
It's raw
Do you want to eat it?
I'll finish it soon
And now it's congested again
And 10 minutes later
Shibata is staring at 10 minutes again
Now, the big battle begins
Shibata vs Uso
It's attack time again
What are you doing?
Why are you eating?
I told you not to eat
Don't eat
Come on
I'm begging you
It's disgusting
Shibata is caught in a traffic jam again
He still has a long way to go
It's about 20 minutes to the next parking area
It's endless
I'm gonna do the same thing
Go to the bathroom
I should have stayed in the car until you left
As the car started to flow away, the advice from his senior D started to get in his head again and again.
But let's share painful memories.
What are painful memories?
Do you have a car?
No, I don't have a car.
Senior D's advice is that if you look back at your painful memories, you should be able to share your current painful situation.
There was a girl I liked for a long time.
Her name was Miki-chan.
She was classy and very accurate.
I liked her for a long time and encouraged her.
What kind of expression is that?
It's disgusting, so I couldn't do it.
Isn't it the worst?
It was psychologically bad.
Even if you like someone else for a different reason or say something like that, it's psychologically impossible.
It's hard because you can't say it.
What did you say to her?
I think I said too much.
I'm sorry.
It's disgusting.
The target, Taku, heated up for a moment, and the next sign in the parking area was...
From Taku's point of view, he definitely wants Taku to go to the bathroom this time.
But...
Let's wait for the next one to come out.
But it's already out.
Why do you keep saying it won't come out? It'll come out again.
It's already out.
You're stubborn.
You didn't bring up the main cause of it.
If you didn't bring it up, it wouldn't have been fixed.
The peak just now...
If we were to say "kamehameha", it was about "kamehanoha".
It's pretty much "zenhanoha", isn't it?
But it's "ka" now.
But there's "ka".
There isn't. It's just in front of "ka".
There's nothing there, then.
There's nothing there now.
I don't believe in that "nothing there" thing.
I don't believe in it at all.
Certainly.
I'm not going to sympathize with you.
I'm irritated by "certainly" now.
Are you sure you don't have to go? You can still make it in time.
It's okay.
Hacking is...
It's okay.
But, Takuyo,
you should never believe in that man.
And it happened just after passing by the last parking area before the destination, Ashigara Inter.
Fifth!
Last! Last!
Wow!
He said eight!
Huh?
Again?
Didn't I tell you?
Huh?
What is it?
Even though it's flowing, it's about ten kilometers to the next service area.
It won't reach you right away.
Are you okay?
Come on!
You're the weakest guy I've ever met.
Just say it!
This is bad.
And...
In Kamehameha, how good are you now?
No, no.
Not at all.
Kame...
Which eye?
Kamehame... eye?
The fourth eye.
The fourth eye?
Huh?
But isn't the fourth eye pretty bad?
What are you talking about?
There's only one eye left.
What do you mean only one eye left?
This is bad.
What's the fourth eye? Is it out yet?
Huh? Is it out yet?
Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.
Not yet?
Why do you say "gamehameha"?
What's with you, shut up.
Ebina told you to do it!
I'm sorry.
I'm going to eat vanilla!
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Say it more!
I can't do it.
You can't be a director like that.
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
And at that moment...
They finally arrive at their destination.
They get off the highway.
And now...
The story comes to a climax.
As they get off the highway...
They hear Senpai D's voice "let's borrow a toilet at the location" and hurry a few minutes in their car.
And now...
They tell their target the truth about D.I.
In the most useless way possible!
D.I. is gone.
(TIMELESS PRANK GRAND PRIX)
Timeless is participating in the prank grand prix!
The three newcomers are joining the race!
I'm Chihiro's assistant.
What will happen to them?
And the unexpected miracle...
Wait for it!
Timeless Emergency Appearance Special!
Don't miss it!
Now, the story goes to the climax!
The first car to get off the highway says "Let's go to the bathroom at Senpai-D's location"
and rushes a few minutes by car.
And after that, they tell the target the truth about Dain getting out of the car
in the most useless way possible!
The car gets off the highway and drives towards its destination.
(TIMELESS ERGONY)
We can stop it. We can stop it here.
It's not good out there.
It's not good out there, but it's not good inside.
(TIMELESS ERGONY)
It's amazing.
Hurry up!
Help me!
It's not good.
Hang in there, Shimata!
How much longer do we have?
We'll be there soon.
Run!
This is a good car.
(TIMELESS ERGONY)
Once they get out of the car, their worries about the target finally...
(TIMELESS ERGONY)
They finally see their destination.
But at that moment...
Here! Here!
(TIMELESS ERGONY)
Are you sure you're okay?
There's a hole.
I'm relieved.
(TIMELESS ERGONY)
Did you do it?
(TIMELESS ERGONY)
Did you do it?
No!
What?
That's funny.
Are you serious?
What's wrong with you?
Let's get out of the car.
Are you sure you're okay?
Why aren't you saying anything?
TAKU RUNS IN.
He left?
What?
Let's get out of the car.
I'm sorry.
Why are you crying?
Let's get out of the car.
Why aren't you saying anything?
AG SHIBATA DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING.
TAKU RUNS IN.
And behind him...
There's a strange silhouette.
What do you mean?
AG SHIBATA DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING.
What?
Behind him...
There's a tiger mask.
Again?
And there...
It came out!
What is this weird thing?
It came out!
It's a prank, right?
When I saw it, I screamed!
What?
What is this guy?
What came out?
Tiger.
Tiger came out.
A tiger came out!
What is this?
What the hell are you doing?
You're crazy!
What kind of crazy thing are you doing?
You're crazy!
You ate popcorn in the morning, didn't you?
No, I didn't eat it. I was really hungry.
As soon as I didn't shit in the arena, I was hungry.
Don't worry about it in the middle of it.
What the hell is this guy?
You won't be a D.
Of course not!
It's important.
Why are you still doing it?
I don't know what it means.
Look up there.
I don't know what it means at all.
That's enough!
Get out of there!
That's fine! You don't have to do it!
This has been the "diehard" prank.
Everyone is so nice and kind.
Shibata-chan, you have a lot of people in your agency.
Thank you.
Your kindness is definitely sincere.
Besides, Shibata-chan, who has the same name as me...
Let's all do our best and look up there in the end!
That's awesome!
We've been waiting for you!
How do you like your room?
When you get in the car and you want to go to the bathroom...
I think it would be nice if you said 'kamehameha'.
I hate that.
I hate it.
There are two 'kamehameha' sounds.
I think that 'yei koshi' part is going to be exciting.
I think it's going to be exciting.
Which one should I say?
That's true.
Let's play the fourth game!
I want to do this during summer vacation, too!
I really want to do it!
And now, we have to tell Matsumoto-san...
about the end of Matsumoto-san's watch.
Here's a flip.
What is this?
Matsumoto-san got this offer.
Offer?
Can I?
I'm scared!
Here we go!
One, two...
Ta-dah!
Odaiba Adventure King 2024
Nine...
Main characters
Ten people decided!
I'm calling you, sir
I don't understand.
Huh?
What do you mean?
You're famous for being Odaiba's Adventure King!
Do you know?
I do!
This year's...
...main character is...
- Master! - Master?!
That's right! Master Matsu has been chosen as the main character of "Fuji TV Summer Festival Odaiba Adventure King 2024"!
This is an amazing thing!
- A poster. - A poster?
- A temporary poster. - A temporary poster?
It's a rough draft, but it looks like this.
Who is this?!
What?! A big poster and...
That's right. He's the main character.
That's amazing! Master Matsu!
It's not me, right?
What is it?
It's not like we're doing it without you.
Who is it?
It's Norman without me.
Master Matsu!
Are you okay?
Master Matsu is in the middle of all the posters!
Wow!
- But that's how it is. - Because he's so popular.
- That's right! - There might be a live stage or something like that.
- Then you might have to sing a song. - Me?!
No, I'm fine.
- It looks like this. - Can you sing "Timeless" for us?
No way!
"Timeless" is the latest song.
- It's a hard song. - It's a hard song.
- But I'm singing it for you, Master Matsu. - That's right.
- You can only sing it for me, Master Matsu. - Why me?!
- Please sing it for me. - This guy is crazy.
Whether or not Fumar will sing it for us is another story.
Master Matsu will be the main character of "Fuji TV Summer Festival Odaiba Adventure King 2024"!
Please come and see us on Saturday, July 20th!
- I'd like to ask him about this. - Oh!
- You can think about it and get excited! - I'd like to think about it and get excited!
Timeless Milk
At a ranch location, the target tries to drink milk.
For some reason, no matter how much he drinks,
the amount of milk in the bottle never decreases!
- This is the city walker! - Who is it?
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- I'm the host, Inoue Sakura! - Ready, start!
- She's drinking while facing the first bottle. - Go for it!
- Go for it, Sakura!
- Go for it! - Go for it, Inoue!
- She did it! - Good!
- It looks good. - She keeps drinking.
But the weird water in the bottle won't go down.
- A little more! - Go for it!
- Swish, swish! - It won't go down!
- It went down, but... - Huh?
- Go for it, Sakura! - For some reason, it came up again.
Maybe she hasn't noticed it yet?
- It's all coming out! - Then...
- This... - Go for it, Sakura!
- I'll have two. - No, no!
- She's drinking a lot! - She's drinking a lot!
And here's another nice reaction from the prank legend!
The target is trying a slick back flip.
But it lands in the wrong hole!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- You messed up!
(audience laughing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(audience laughing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(audience laughing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(shouting)
But at that moment, Taishou was...
(shouting)