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"Second-hand Prank", broadcasted on high speed!
The last train at midnight.
And when you are boarding by yourself...
Suddenly, when someone pushing the bridge approaches...
I'm scared...
"Second-hand Prank", broadcasted on high speed!
I'm going to borrow a train!
And when you are boarding by yourself...
You are approaching while doing "spider walk"!
By the way, "spider walk" is...
...a movement that appears in a super famous horror movie "exorcist" 50 years ago.
In collaboration with Shizuoka Prefecture's Uoiwa Railway...
We will perform a "ghost prank" that is out of season.
"Second-hand Prank", broadcasted on high speed!
The target that will board the last train is...
"Takamatsu Hitomi" of idol group "equal love".
Her reaction was really big!
Speaking of "Takamatsu"...
Oh no!
News Star of the prank meeting, who showed us a level of screaming that suits idol activities.
It's a little scary.
A program that goes around local mystery spots.
The target is said to be...
They continue filming until midnight without hesitation.
Oh, it's scary.
And on the way, they met a fake local person.
A dead man who was walking on a stone floor just now was put in a round wooden bucket and dropped with a stick.
Oh, is this the road?
That's right, all the way up to the mountain.
The story of an old canopy that still remains in this area is thoroughly rubbed in.
Of course, it's a complete lie.
I think it's a lie.
This stone floor was made.
Oh, that's amazing.
It seems like they firmly believe in it.
But all of this is just an ambush to make Spider Walk look more dramatic.
And at 11 am...
After filming, the target gets on the last train back to Tokyo.
Only the station where they get off is told to the staff.
There is only one target in the car.
It's really scary.
The final train journey of fear is about to begin.
We're running, so it's even scarier.
It's unknown.
We can't escape.
It's scary. It's scary at this point.
One person on an unknown land's unknown last train.
It's scary.
A target that doesn't seem to calm down somewhere.
By the way, this train may seem like it's all alone, but it's actually hidden by quite a number of staff members.
And the last train arrives at the first stop.
What awaits them there is...
Ah, it's scary.
Just a little while ago,
Ah, it's scary.
Just a little while ago,
an old man with a big mask heard from an unknown local.
It's scary. It's scary.
Takamatsu saw it and...
What's with that face?
Is it that scary?
At this point, the target gets on the train in which one person gets on.
Is he imagining what's inside the watchman?
Takamatsu is driven mad.
But his face is too funny.
The final train departs with a target, an old man, and a watchman.
He can't believe what he's seeing.
He can barely stand it because of the old man.
But he can't help it because he's afraid of the watchman.
But after this, he can't stand it anymore.
When the last train arrives at the next stop,
The last train will soon depart.
Huh?
Hey!
Stay together!
Hey!
Go away!
Yes! Yes!
There must be something at the end.
A little more.
Big sister!
Hang in there!
- Help me! Help me! - And the last train stops here - Oh, no!
for the last trick.
- Oh, my legs are shaking.
- I've been watching you!
- Oh, no! - I'm scared!
- Oh, my legs are shaking.
- Why did you jump?
- Why did you jump? Why did you jump?
- And...
- Oh, my legs are shaking.
- I'm scared.
- Oh, my legs are shaking.
- And one minute later...
- The light comes on, but...
- Help me! Help me!
- Oh, my legs are shaking.
That's right.
Actually, during the power outage earlier,
an artist holding an anthroscope
took out a person in the audience and gently knocked him down.
It's really scary.
Are you okay?
Oh, my legs are shaking.
What's more...
Oh, my legs are shaking.
The lights in the car went out, and in the darkness...
Finally...
Spider-Walk appeared!
During the power outage, two Spider-Walkers break in.
When the lights go out, they approach the target at the same time.
By the way, one of them is a woman who is very good at Spider-Walk,
and the other is Tom Brown, who was chosen for his good facial expression during Spider-Walk.
While Takamatsu is angry with the announcers,
Spider-Walkers break in the car.
And...
(Laughing)
Have there ever been idols who have reproduced so far?
The first place in the total election of screaming idols is no doubt.
Her name is Hitomi Takamatsu of =LOVE.
Please know her.
Takamatsu.
Be quiet.
There is 5.
There is 2.
Be quiet.
(Laughing)
Wow!
I know!
Don't kill me!
She's sweating.
I'm happy for the second time.
She's happy.
What's going on with her emotions?
Wait! Wait for me!
Wait for me!
Wait for me! I'm sorry!
I can't remember your name!
Don't mess with me!
Toshiba-chan laughed so hard.
She really did.
I want that expression in a movie director.
I'm sure of it!
What do you think, director?
I'm sure of it!
There's no one who can laugh like you!
Toshiba-chan, are you scared of this?
I'm really not good at it.
What if you were in that situation?
I don't like going home alone by last train.
I hate it.
There's a plan to use a closed train, so I don't want to cooperate.
Because you're a prankster.
I want to try it!
Can you do a bridge?
No!
Can you do it?
No, I can't.
A hot bath in a hotel room!
When the target enters the bath...
A strong electric current flows into the hot water.
There are electric baths in battles and such,
but when you enter a normal one,
you can feel a little stimulation.
However, in Kagawa Prefecture,
there's a battle that's being held by a strong electric current.
And it's this Kyoraku-yu.
It's a good level for an old man,
but for a young man who's entering for the first time,
it's a little stimulating.
Everyone, this is...
A healthy prank!
The stage is Kagawa Prefecture.
Let me introduce you to our first reporter.
This is him!
Welcome!
Nice to meet you.
In this show, she's a complete stranger.
Sheech!
Speaking of Sheech,
she used to be a model for a prankster.
If you really like someone or have a girlfriend,
you can call me Sheech.
This embarrassing desire is obvious.
I didn't expect it.
"Sheets" is really...
Don't say "sheets"!
Since then, "sheets" has been called in this show.
So, we were asked to go to the battle with a show that goes around the local "anana" spot.
Yes, battle.
It's good.
Oh, it's already like this.
It's just that my voice is echoing.
Then I will guide you to "bilibili bath" immediately.
It's funny.
It's really good.
Oh, it really smells like the Kanto area.
He's lying.
Oh, he's doing it.
Who is it?
Furthermore, tonight, "masaman"'s "sket new hero" will appear!
I'll come when I'm in a pinch!
I'll come to help "masaman"!
Who is it?
Hey, hey, hey!
It's here! It's here!
Then...
I don't need it!
Right now...
toy pedal
bulldog
In a second, it's boiling hot!
When the target enters the bath...
There's a strong electric current in the water.
Wow! It's so warm!
It's really good!
It really smells like the Kanto area.
You're kidding me!
Ouch! Ouch!
It's so hot! Ouch! Ouch!
What are you doing?
It's a prank.
I know!
What is he doing?
It's annoying.
Who is he?
He's a dragon.
A dragon?
He's a dragon.
A dragon?
Who is he?
Even his name is…
Eric!
Well…
This program is…
Don't say "believe"
Don't say that!
I'm telling you!
You can do it even if you're not a dragon!
What's wrong with you?
There's electricity in this!
Please turn it over.
I don't know what's going on!
It's been like this for a long time!
Black Mark!
Turn it over!
Wait!
It's not working at all!
Ouch!
Black Mark!
Don't do that!
Are you okay?
NO!
Nooo!
Don't do it! It's painful!
I can't hold it!
I forgot to say it, but Dragons are reply week.
I don't know!
Weak me!
Why are you doing this?
It's a waste of your life!
Nail salon.
It's a place where you feel good by making your nails beautiful and reborn as a new you.
There...
Since the beginning of time, humans have hated that creature.
If that creature was on your hands...
In a second, your nails will have "G" on them!
If your target is having a nail salon procedure,
it's a prank that your nails will have "G" on them before you know it!
By the way, that "G"
A professional of nail design prepared a model that looks exactly like a real one.
They came to a stylish nail salon after hearing about the location of an information program.
Oh, it's Kanade!
Hello!
I'm Kanade, the heroine of "TANJIRO"!
I'm gonna go wild!
Wow! It feels so good!
What kind of situation is this?
Isn't it too luxurious?
While Kanade can't see it...
She puts "G" on her hand.
And when she puts it on her opposite hand...
What will happen?
Let's find out!
Excuse me...
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Wow!
Oh!
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
It's a pop gum, right?
Buy it! Buy it!
She said "no, no"
She took it
She took it!
Wait a minute!
It's in my hand
Are you kidding me?
Stop it!
It's fine! It's fine!
I asked for it!
Once
No! No!
I can't do it! I really can't do it!
I really can't do it!
You can do it, right?
Really!
Next is...
Lan Lan's Momori!
Lan Lan's...
Momori!
It's Omote-san!
Momori, wait!
I want to marry you! I want to marry Mukomichi!
You say that all the time!
Mukomichi, you're old-fashioned!
Lan Lan has advanced to the finals in "The W" two years ago,
and is now on location in Osaka as a young comedian.
Oh, is that so?
I'll take a look at you for a moment.
Yes.
Wow, you have beautiful eyes.
Really? My nose is running.
I'm sorry.
Now, let's meet.
I'll take a picture of you.
Please close your eyes.
Don't look at my nails yet.
I'm looking forward to it!
Can I look?
I'll look!
Wait a minute!
This is disgusting!
Wait a minute!
The camera is in my shoes!
Ready?
What's that?
It's on my nose.
What? On your face?
Wait, are you serious?
Are you for real?
It's disgusting!
Your armpits are amazing!
Wait!
It's disgusting!
It's really disgusting!
You know what's the most disgusting?
My sense of taste.
It hits me every time I move.
I couldn't recreate it with just my sense of taste.
I can recreate it with my sense of taste!
I couldn't recreate it with just my sense of taste.
What do you mean?
Wait, wait, wait.
Are you for real?
On this blessed day,
it's been a while since we filmed with that man.
Good morning.
It's been a while.
It's been a long, long time.
It hasn't been that long.
It hasn't.
Because it's morning.
And it's cold.
Oh, I see.
It's cold in the winter.
Everyone's wearing down jackets.
I'm the same.
I told you to make it winter in the winter.
By the way,
have you noticed anything different?
If you've seen it, you'd know.
I don't know if it's changed.
It's just my abs.
No.
It's different.
It's a news.
It's not a news.
I think it's just written there.
I said I wanted abs,
but it's more like a Sentai.
It's like this.
Look.
It's 2D.
Do you know it?
It's like...
It's ugly.
You have a funny face.
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
The one who eats Thai curry.
The red wings of Masama.
If you risk your life and jump out, you can protect Kanya.
It's ugly.
It's terrible.
It's like a dream.
It's cute.
There is only one memory.
Oh, Masama.
Masama.
I'll send you tea.
Masama has never won against an elementary school student.
Will he win today?
The theme of this episode is "dog breeds".
"Dog breeds"?
I can't win.
No, you can't.
Let me win.
He has only seen 100% defeat.
Does Masama know about "dog breeds"?
Let's get started.
Masama, please.
I'll do my best.
Ayato, I won't hold back.
Chihua?
Ayato, please.
Chihua is a toy poodle.
Toy poodle.
Okay.
Masama, please.
Chihua is a toy poodle.
Not anymore.
Not anymore?
Not anymore.
Bulldog!
Bulldog.
Bulldog!
Yes, yes, yes.
OK!
Sounds dangerous.
Chihua is a toy poodle, bulldog, Siberian husky.
Siberian husky, right?
OK!
Wolf, right?
Siberian husky, wolf, right?
What?
I used to have one.
It's not a wolf!
It's like a wolf!
Why are you angry?
Chihua is a toy poodle, bulldog, Siberian husky...
Attack!
Siberian husky...
Golden retriever!
Yes, yes, yes.
OK!
Don't get too excited!
Chihua is...
Toy poodle...
Bulldog...
Siberian husky...
Are you OK, Yubi?
Yubi's strategy...
Golden retriever...
Border collie...
Border...
Border collie?!
Border collie!
OK!
Border collie?!
Border, right?!
Border collie...
Border?!
Border, right?!
Border collie!
You're boring, Massaman!
It's the same timing!
Why?!
Everyone, transform!
Everyone!
The citizens are refreshed!
You're boring!
Border collie is a British-born pet dog.
Among dogs, it's a dog with high intelligence.
Perhaps, it's smarter than Massaman.
Border collie!
Are you still saying border collie?
Fourth round!
Massaman, please!
Chihuahua, toy poodle, bulldog, siberian husky, golden retriever...
What?
You forgot because you were excited.
Is it a new one?
What is this?
Seriously, what is it?
It's a new one, isn't it?
Border...
Yes!
Collie!
Are you serious, Massaman?
Even though I spent a lot of time memorizing it, I forgot it because of a boring gag.
Even so, it's not a name I can forget.
Is it a new one?
Border...
No way, Massaman!
Is it over for you today?
I forget it because of a boring gag.
Collie, right?
Collie is over.
It's over.
Border collie, right?
Border collie!
Collie!
Border... collie!
It's too fast!
Massaman has no choice but to say random katakana.
Is it over for you today?
At that moment...
Border collie?
Yes!
Collie?
It's right, isn't it?
Collie?
No way!
He got it ten seconds later!
Massaman got it right with his childish strategy of saying katakana randomly.
What an unlucky man!
Border Collie? That's a pronunciation, isn't it?
One more time, please!
Border Collie!
OK!
Ah! That's a pronunciation, isn't it?
What do you mean?
I want you to forgive my pronunciation!
It's just a pronunciation!
OK!
Go back! Go back! Go back!
Border Collie is a good name!
Next one, please!
No!
Wait! Wait!
Border Collie's next name?
Akita Prefecture!
OK!
Akita Prefecture!
OK!
It's a little off!
It's not off!
It's off!
I'm getting angry!
Chihuahua!
Toy Poodle!
New York Siberian Husky!
Golden Retriever!
Border Collie!
Oh, no!
Labrador Retriever!
Wow!
It's a long name!
L...Larva...
You don't know it!
OK!
50th one!
Asama, please!
Chihuahua!
Toy Poodle!
Bulldog!
Siberian Husky!
Golden Retriever!
Border Collie!
Akita Prefecture!
Labrador Retriever!
Yes!
And...
Let's go!
Do you want me to attack you?
Love love doll retriever
Let's go!
And...
Let's go!
Do you want me to attack you?
Kinkabu noodle
What are you talking about, redhead?
Maybe you are talking about a dog as small as this cup,
but this is "teacup noodle".
What you are talking about is "teacup noodle".
You are the only one in the world who makes such a mistake.
Teacup noodle
Can you say it one more time?
Teacup noodle
Don't eat it!
"Massaman" is giving me a hard time again.
"Massaman", you can do it!
It's "teacup noodle", not "teacup noodle", right?
Teacup noodle
Wait a minute!
That's it!
Can you cut it out?
Teacup noodle
Can you cut it out?
Teacup noodle
"Chihuahua", "toy poodle", "bulldog", "siberian husky", "golden little river", "border corrie", "akita prefecture", "lavradore little river", "teacup noodle", "miniature duck sundo"
"miniature duck sundo" "miniature duck sundo"
6th round
Let's go
Master, please
Are you OK, Master?
Yes, miniature ducks hand
You're doing good today, Master
Here we go
Chiba is…
Well…
Chiba is…
It's hard to say
Chiba is…
Don't say it
Here we go
The usual Masamune stoppage
He's doing good today
Will he lose again as usual?
Can you remember?
Chiba is…
I can't remember
Well…
It's there, isn't it?
The one with short legs
It's there
Why is it there?
Chiba is…
In front of Bulldog
It's there in shape and form
The brown one
Go for it!
Chiba is…
Toy poodle
Watch out!
Chiba is…
Go for it!
Toy poodle, Bulldog
Siberian Husky
Go for it!
Golden Retriever
Go for it!
Border Collie
Akita prefecture
Go for it!
Will he stop?
What did he say after Akita prefecture?
Akita prefecture
After Akita prefecture
Akita prefecture
What?
I lost again.
It's sad.
And I can't lose even if I don't win.
You have a good face.
When will I reach the last boss, Fuuma?
It's impossible.
At this rate, I won't be able to do any special training.
That's why, actually, this time...
This kind of life-saving chance was prepared.
Who said life-saving chance?!
I won't lose!
Life-saving item?!
Are you going to use it?!
I'll use it! I'll use it!
So you'll use life-saving item?!
Yes!
Then let's have him appear!
Appear?!
Please!
Is this Gunno?
Huh? What's going on?
Huh?!
Cool bike!
Huh?! Who's that?!
Huh?! Inomi?!
Huh?! Who's that?!
Huh?! Inomi?!
What's that?!
Huh?!
Who?!
Huh?! Who's that?!
Who?! Who?!
You're too far away!
Gunno, don't use it there!
Who's that?!
Who?!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
What appeared in Master One's pinch?!
Ah!
Another hell!
When you're in a pinch,
you come to help Massaman!
That's...
Hero to save your family!
MASSAMAN!
It says "helped" here!
I don't need it!
I'm sorry, but I don't need a ticket!
Um, can I have it?!
Please take it!
Explaining,
Travis Japan's Genta Matsuda,
who's usually active as an idol,
You're so small!
You're almost like Doraemon!
Inomi is also here!
71, 71, 74...
73, 25...
Um, 27, 28...
28!
It's hard to say,
but Massaman is the only human being
who has been defeated by him!
But actually, last time...
Massaman No. 2!
As a man lower than himself, Massaman had acknowledged him as a comrade.
I'm here to help you.
I don't want it!
I'm here to help you, Massaman!
It's okay!
Why?!
Take it!
It's okay!
Take it!
I won't wait!
I'm here to help you!
It's okay!
I'm here to help you!
I don't want it!
That's our exclusive superhero, Massaman!
I don't want it!
You really don't want it?!
Massaman!
Yes?
No. 2!
Help me, Massaman!
To help Massaman, Massaman and No. 2 were remembering the words behind their backs!
Really?!
That's right!
No. 2 and No. 2 were remembering the words behind their backs while watching over Massaman!
This turn, Massaman will answer for him!
If he can answer, Massaman will be cleared, too!
I see!
Let's use it! Let's use it!
There are two options!
Right?!
That's how it is!
Massaman!
Yes?!
Can you help Massaman?
Of course!
Let's use it!
In Massaman's place, assistant Massaman will try!
Will he be able to help Massaman?!
Go!
You have one minute!
Massaman, please!
After this, the miracle of assistant Massaman!
In Massaman's place, assistant Massaman will try!
Will he be able to help Massaman?!
Go!
You have one minute!
Massaman, please!
Shiwa is...
Toy Poodle...
Bulldog...
Siberian Husky...
Golden Retriever...
Border Collie...
Akita Prefecture!
Wow!
Akita Prefecture!
I'm counting on you!
Akita Prefecture!
Just once!
Akita Prefecture!
For what are you here?!
Akita Prefecture!
Do you want to do it?!
Go back to work!
Akita Prefecture!
Labrador Retriever...
Tea Cup Poodle...
Go ahead!
Tea Cup Poodle...
Massaman, you don't have much time!
Tea Cup Poodle!
I'm not good at this!
I'm not good at this game!
What are you doing?!
Tea Cup Poodle...
Massaman!
It's over!
He's pissed off!
It's over!
He's pissed off!
You did it!
It was amazing!
It was a great game!
It was incredible!
Massaman!
Hey!
This is not what I said!
Hold it!
This is...
What did you say?
Because I couldn't say it...
So don't you dare come to my turn again!
What do you want me to do?!
Please help me, Hiro...
...Matsu!
Shut up!
That's lame!
By the way, Matsu!
Yes?!
If you could say all of them, which one would you like to say next?
Hachiko!
It's over! It's over! It's all over!
You're already...
Hachiko is not a species, it's a dog's name!
Why do you have such a nice face?
You made a good call.
It's not a species!
You're too much of a genius!
You're the worst Matsu I've ever seen!
Matsu-sama is getting hazy!
You're too much of a genius!
Wait a minute!
That's the only way you can fly, Matsu-sama! You'll get eaten and you can only fly!
Let's Hyakubanchi!
This guy is amazing!
The weather is good!
The weather is really good!
But this is a great development, Mr. Matsu!
Mr. Matsu, you're amazing!
This is so funny!
Why do you have such a face?!
I'm flying because of you!
Mr. Matsu!
Shut up!
I'm sorry!
Apologize more!
I'm sorry!
You're right!
I'm sorry, Mr. Matsu!
I don't want to get off because of you!
That was so funny!
He's the youngest member of the Goomba Corps, isn't he?
He's the only member of our Corps.
That show is so funny!
But kids really love Mr. Matsu.
Oh, I see.
And when we go back to the supermarket,
Mr. Matsu sings in the streets,
Stop it!
You're funny!
Stop it!
You're funny!
Stop it!
If you think like that,
you're half welcome here!
You're embarrassing me!
Massaman's Massaman Curry, which is very popular among kids,
will be released soon!
You can enjoy it with your parents and children!
It's spicy and mild!
And it also comes with a Massaman sticker!
Please look forward to it!
After this, Yasuko has something that the staff really wants to apologize for!
Ms. Yasuko?
W-w-what?
Stop it!
W-w-what?
What are you doing?
50 dogeysers per second.
There was someone who had to apologize right now for this program.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
Yasuko-san.
Huh?!
You scared me!
Yes?
Isn't that Mr. Nakagawa?
Huh?!
You scared me!
Huh?!
Huh?! W-w-what?!
Oh no, oh no!
W-w-what?!
What did you do?!
Yasuko-san.
Yes?
I'm sorry.
Huh?! Huh?!
No, no, no!
What?! What?! What?! What?!
No! Huh?!
I'm sorry!
What?! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Yasuko-san.
Yes?
Huh?!
I'm sorry.
Huh?! What?!
I'm sorry.
Huh?!
No! No!
I didn't do anything!
Don't look at me!
I didn't do anything!
Wait! The clerk is looking at me with such eyes!
Please raise your head!
W-what is this?! What is this?! What is this?!
Huh?! Huh?!
Oh, it's bad news!
Huh?!
Yasuko, who is being pranked and laughing at others, is angry at the prank Grand Prix.
This is a bad way of coming out of it!
Yes, it was only a few days ago.
On a certain program, what Yasuko said became an online article and caused a stir in the world.
Wow, I'm so excited!
Wow, I'm so excited right now!
Yasuko has been pranked many times on this show.
But she didn't like it that much.
So this time, she came to apologize sincerely.
I will definitely tell you!
Prank, dissatisfaction explosion, shitty program, manager's bad game...
The way you say it is too bad!
It's a shitty program, you idiot! Anger explosion!
Not at all! Don't worry about compras!
TV guys don't care about compras and do whatever they like and get pranked, so I can make money too!
We are win-win!
I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry!
You said it was your least favorite shitty program.
I don't deny it's a shitty program!
So you don't like it.
I just hate it a little!
You don't want to be on it anymore, do you?
Let me be on it!
It's too hard for me!
I'm sorry!
It's too hard for me!
I'm so sorry!
I didn't know it was like this!
Thank you!
I'm so happy that we are a prank group!
I'm sorry!
Take care of yourself!
I'm so surprised!
I'm glad it was a misunderstanding for the time being.
Yasuko, you're going to keep pranking me, aren't you?
By the way, I'm scared of letters.
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I'm sorry!