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Everyone...
Oh, I like it! I like it!
Do you know of Hadoken?
This sport is amazing!
Born more than 20 years ago, it is still the most popular street fighter series in the fighting game world.
Hadoken!
Hadoken is...
...a special technique that the protagonist Ryu is good at...
...by shooting a wooden ball out of his hand!
This...
Yes!
With the full cooperation of Capcom, who is responsible for sales...
...Fuji TV's art has been completely reproduced in the real world!
So, let's go!
Hadouken!
Who's that?
Now, jump up!
Round one, fight!
Nakanishi is led by a fake program staff and gets into the elevator.
But, where they are going is...
I'm waiting for you!
Already, Ryu is in a close combat position.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Don't give up!
Go!
Come on!
It's been a while!
Ryuyan!
One and only Ryuyan!
What is this?
It's Hadouken.
I know.
I know for sure.
I've played it so many times.
Hadouken!
What is it?
Oh no! It's open!
It's open!
Stop it!
I have a new pair of glasses! Stop it!
I have a new pair of glasses!
Did you catch a cold?
I told you!
It's because of Hadouken.
I caught a cold.
It's because of Hadouken.
To be honest,
if you don't take off your glasses,
this is how good you are at filming.
You were flying all over the place.
This is how good you are at filming.
You're good at filming, aren't you?
Is it over?
It's over.
I'll show you around.
You're fast.
What is this job that makes you catch a cold?
Thank you very much.
Thinking that the filming was over,
Nakanishi goes back to the dressing room.
Then, as soon as the door closes, the staff starts moving.
Yes, there was one more round for "Street Fighter".
Everyone, do you know "Tatsumaki Senpukyaku"?
"Tatsumaki Senpukyaku" is a special move that the protagonist Ryu is good at.
It's a special move that continues to kick the opponent while rotating.
This is...
Yes, with the full cooperation of Capcom,
Fuji TV art has succeeded in completely reproducing it in the real world!
So, in one second...
Ryu went ahead of Nakanishi by stopping another movement.
Yes!
[Laughter]
Come on!
[Laughter]
A little more!
I got it!
I know it!
Come on!
Ouch!
[Laughter]
Come on!
Ouch!
[Laughter]
Come on!
Ouch!
Don't kick me!
Don't lick me!
I'm the worst!
Don't kick me!
Kick me like you would lick me!
[Laughter]
What the hell are you doing?
I'm scared of the elevator's dense crowd of passengers.
I'm not afraid of them!
Which one is your glasses?
To be honest, my back is stretching.
What's wrong with you? Your back is stretching.
I'm sorry, professor.
What's wrong with you?
[Laughter]
Round one, fight!
Wow!
I'm surprised!
[Laughter]
I'm dying!
[Laughter]
What is this?
[Laughter]
I'm dying!
[Laughter]
Wow!
Look at this!
Wow!
[Laughter]
My lips are stuck!
[Laughter]
What is this?
[Laughter]
It's called "Romeo Hadouken".
[Laughter]
You're doing stupid things!
[Laughter]
You're hopeless!
[Laughter]
Wow!
Oh, no!
He's going to hit him!
[Laughter]
Hadouken!
[Laughter]
Wow!
What is this?
What is this?!
I'm dying!
I can't win!
Stop it! Stop it!
Okay, thank you very much!
What is this?!
Now, let's move on to the second round of "pretend it's over".
What is this?!
This is strange!
What is this?!
I can't win!
Stop it!
"Tatsumaki" predictor!
Isn't it over?!
Isn't it okay for one round?!
When I saw it, I was like "huh?!"
My eyes met!
When I saw it...
I might forget this, but...
"Street Fighter II" is a two-round game.
You shouldn't have kept that detail!
You idiot!
Street Fighter II
"Street Fighter II" "Tatsumaki"
Toe-kick
Street Fighter II
Iwate
Tadoh
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
It's upside down.
Are you okay?
I'm not okay.
I can't go back.
My hands are stuck.
This is a prank Grand Prix.
I don't know what you mean.
All of a sudden...
Hey!
This is a prank Grand Prix.
On a regular basis...
Yes.
But...
Can we do it?
Please.
Let's do it when we have time.
Yes.
By the time you forget...
I'm like a bird.
Round Two. Fight!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
Hahaha!
Hahahaha!
No, no, it's not a lie.
Hahaha!
How many seconds have I been absent?
Hahaha!
I said I would come back when I forget!
Hahaha!
I haven't forgotten!
Hahaha!
Was it a little short?
It's too short!
Hahaha!
It's too short!
Hahaha!
Please really come back when you forget!
Hahaha!
Wow!
Huh?
Ladies and gentlemen,
if suddenly the light in the room disappears and it becomes dark,
and a weak woman comes up to you and says, "I'm scared,"
don't you think you will be very excited?
Do you think you will be excited?
And if that woman is a top actress who excites you now,
but in the middle it is not this long eye,
I chose a face that I did not know.
If it had changed,
What is this face?
It's a face that all justice and justice are gone.
When the light comes on, Naga's eye
I thought, but AD Takahara
The target became alone with Naga's eye and suddenly
The light in the room disappears and it is dark and scary
Naga's eye that clings to me
While I was nervous, when the light came on again
It was not Naga's eye that was there
It was AD Takahara who I did not know
It was a prank
Yes, this is
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When the light turns green, it's Naga's main!
A.D. Takahara!
What we've prepared for you today is...
A drama starring Nagano...
"Because You Gave Me Your Heart"...
A fake show!
Thank you!
First up is Naga's main, an actress from Shikakemin!
During rehearsals...
She learns how to use an antiscope...
That allows her to move even in the dark...
And practices combinations with A.D. Takahara...
Yes, that's about it...
I'd like you to whisper to me...
Thank you!
Now, everything is ready...
Let's begin!
The first target is...
- Good morning. - Good morning.
This is Kusanagi of "Miashita Kusanagi".
He is invited as a guest of this fake show.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
By the way, it is said that Kusanagi gave his name to Naga as his favorite entertainer.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
"We will shoot from where you come in through the door", said Kusanagi and Naga.
Everyone except for them went outside of the room.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
And by themselves...
- I always watch you on my own. - Yes.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
- No, I really like you. - Really?
- I'm happy to be with you. - Don't lie!
You don't have to lie!
Kusanagi was startled by this joke and finally the power went off.
- You scared me! - What? No!
The room suddenly became dark.
And as a result of the staff blocking all light sources, this room is completely dark and you can't see a millimeter ahead of you.
And then...
- What? - You scared me!
- What? No! - What? What?
The announcement of power outage.
And in the midst of that sound, Lady Takahara, who was hiding, starts moving.
- What? What? What? - I'm sorry!
And she hands over the anti-scope to Nagano, who was waiting for it.
From now on, Nagano and AD Takahara can see Kusanagi one-sidedly.
AD Takahara approaches Nagano with an anxious voice.
Then...
What? What just happened?
Let's watch it again.
From Kusanagi's point of view, the moment AD Takahara, who is only known in Nagano, touches him...
I was surprised.
He touched him. I can't believe it!
In which world is there a comedian who touches Nagano's eyes?
It's me! It's me! Can I go over there for a moment?
Yes, go ahead.
Can you hold my hand for a moment?
Excuse me!
She's already angry. She doesn't want to worry about Nagano.
I went in here.
Nagano laughs at her reaction.
Why isn't anyone coming?
I don't know. Seriously.
Can you hold my hand for a moment?
Yes, go ahead.
Hold my hand?
Yes, of course.
Now...
This should be exciting.
I'm excited.
Excuse me!
Nagano?
Yes?
Are you here?
What is this guy?
Excuse me!
Nagano is treating you like a mess.
It's getting annoying.
Can I use you for a little longer?
Yes.
Isn't it better at this time?
Is it okay?
Your face is funny.
Now, if it's like this...
It's hot, isn't it?
What is this guy?
You're always drinking!
It's cold!
Excuse me!
What is this?
What's going on?
Even if you get stuck in Nawa's eyes, you don't get mad.
Why do you look like that?
I don't know.
Now, all you can do is hug.
Nawa!
Are you okay, Haruka?
You look like you're dying!
Even though it's like a dream,
Kusanagi is trying to heal.
And finally...
Isn't it the worst?
This is too rude for Nagano.
The end.
Wait! You scared me!
Wow! You scared me!
Who... Who are you?
Prank Grand Prix!
Yes, that's right.
You scared me!
Wait!
You scared me!
But in the darkness, the one who clung to me was him.
Ah, what?!
You scared me!
I didn't feel like I should protect you at all.
Don't you feel that way?
Well, when I think about it...
I only think about myself.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
Thank you.
You should worry about me a little more.
No, it's not like that.
Even though Mr. Nanano worked hard for me, I was a little too tricky.
But next...
The one who loves beautiful women and is always excited is the target.
And after this...
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The target is Nana and Mei.
Suddenly, when they are alone ...
The room lights are out and it's dark.
I'm scared
Nana and Mei cling to me.
While I'm nervous, the lights come back on.
It wasn't Nana and Mei who were there.
It was a prank on the show "Eddie's Takahara".
The target is ...
Nice to meet you
In this show, she is called "Sheech".
She is a send-off entertainer, Shinichi.
Nice to meet you, I'm Nana and Mei.
Nice to meet you
I'm a little scared
Speaking of "Sheech" ...
What do you want me to call you?
In this show before ...
No, no
"Sheech" without "Sheech"
In the past, "Sheech" was called "Sheech".
If you have a girlfriend you really like, please call her "Sheech".
She is a beautiful entertainer who loves "Sheech".
So, if you ask Nana and Mei if they like "Sheech" as their favorite entertainer,
I'm sure they like "Sheech" more than "Sheech".
Let's check it out.
Wow.
It's crazy.
Is it true?
I like you.
What?
You're lying.
Oh, no.
They haven't done anything yet,
but they're already in love with "Sheech".
I'm 24 years old.
What? Do you know me?
Yes.
Do you know me?
Of course I know you.
I really like you.
Then, what should I call you today?
What?
You're lying.
Then "Sheech" appeared in Naga's eyes.
"Sheech" is...
Wow.
I've been wanting you to call me "Sheech" for a long time.
I don't want you to say "Sheech" only to people you really like.
I don't like it.
I really like you.
I don't like "Sheech".
"Sheech"?
This is too much.
I'm really going crazy.
I think Nagano is at his limit.
He turns off the lights.
Nagano!
What?
It's a room!
Let's go!
It's a room!
I can't see anything!
Sudden power outage scares Shiichi.
Meanwhile, AD Takahara starts moving.
I'm scared! I can't do this anymore! I don't know about ghost houses and stuff like that!
Huh? Shiichi?
He's here! He's here! He's here!
Where? Where? Where?
He's here! He's here! He's here! He's here!
Shiichi suddenly loses his tension.
What's going on?
Shiichi, can you hold on for a second?
Yes, please hold on.
Can you move away for a second?
Yes.
Wow!
He's happy!
I'm sorry.
No, no, it's okay.
He's happy!
Wow, he's happy!
Wow!
Can you move away for a second?
Yes.
Wow!
It's confirmed, but AD Takahara thinks Shiichi is Nana's man.
Excuse me for a second.
Yes.
Oh, no.
But the truth for Shiichi is that he is Nana's man.
This is a happy prank!
I'm glad you're alive.
No, I'm really glad you're here, Shiichi.
He's good.
I see.
Now, let's move on to a happy prank.
He's laughing.
Wow!
Oh, no!
He's good!
I'm glad you're here, Shiichi!
What's going on?
Why is Takahara so good at this?
I think it's okay.
And the prank continues.
Can you move away for a second?
Yes.
Wow!
No, but it's okay.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
I am now holding hands with everyone.
It's a moment of pride in life for a dreamer who marries an entertainer.
Then, she will...
What are you going to do?
She's laughing like crazy!
She's in love with Naga's eyes.
Sheechi can't stand it anymore.
This is disgusting!
Wow! Sheechi's blood is coming out!
Her blood is coming out!
I think she's going to die!
Maybe, but...
Inside Sheechi's head...
She's already dating Naga's eyes.
But, what's going on?
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
This stiff face...
That's probably what she's saying right now.
Dad, Mom...
Today, Sheechi...
Married Naga's eyes.
Sheechi's eyes!
Sheechi, run away!
What do you think of me?
Well...
I love you.
I love you, too.
Sheechi must be very happy.
But...
Dreams are dreams because they come true.
Now...
It's about time you wake up.
Oh, chief inspector...
I'm going to be a chief inspector.
Who is it?!
Who is this guy?!
Hey!
What?! Seriously?!
What?! Always?! Which one?! Always?!
Is this guy always like this?!
Who is this guy?! Seriously?!
Eh?! Always?!
Always?!
Always what?
Seriously?!
Feels good!
Seriously...
I almost kissed you.
You almost kissed me?!
From where?!
Which one is a lie?!
All of them!
What do you really want me to do for you?
Mei is jealous of me.
If that's the case, what will you do?
It's over!
It's over between us!
That's why I can't appear in your show anymore!
I can't do anything!
But... in the dark...
aren't you happy?
I'm happy.
I'm glad.
Really? I love you so much!
What about the smell?
It doesn't smell like Mei-chan, does it?
It smells awful!
Mei... Mei... What?
We put hand cream with the same smell.
Is this Mei's?
Wow!
I don't like it!
She's pulling it!
Why didn't you say you like it?
I really wanted to kiss you.
You really look like you're about to kiss me.
It's too painful!
Please hold my hand just once!
No, you can't.
I'm sorry.
Mei-chan, don't do it!
Be careful!
Don't do it!
I'm sorry.
Mei-chan!
Mei-chan, don't do it!
I'm telling you!
I don't like it!
It smells awful!
It smells like Mei-chan!
Why does it smell like Mei-chan?
Did you put hand cream on your neck?
It smells like Mei-chan!
You did a good job.
How about you, Sukua-san?
When I hugged my boyfriend...
You hugged him right away, but...
I don't like it!
You had a lot of wrinkles on your waist.
I don't like it!
You hugged your boyfriend...
I hugged him from the seat.
Why did you kiss him in real life?
I don't like it!
If you kiss him in real life,
the actress will notice you.
I was surprised!
What's wrong with you?
You look like an old doll!
Do you really feel nothing...
when you hug an actress like her?
Do you feel nervous?
What?
I don't like it!
I want her to remember the words perfectly!
I don't like it!
Get away from her!
Do you want me to go?
Go back and answer the phone!
Where are you going?
Go to a warehouse!
Camera warehouse!
It changed too fast!
It's so cold!
It's so cold out there!
So cold!
On stage in Nagasaki, where foreign cars are full of people...
...my character, Ame, who has a difficult past...
...instead of saving the life of her character, Taiyo...
...who is loved by her only love, I'll give you my heart...
...this winter, the most emotional fantasy love story...
..."Because you Gave Me Your Heart" starts January 8th, At 9 PM, on the Day of the Adult.
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Because of his own statement, there was a person who was called again.
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Is it over?
Leaving family and becoming alone...
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SPY FAMILY CODE WHITE.
Time is the end of last year.
In Setagawa Ward, Tokyo, there is a Kansai TV shooting studio.
There is a special business trip set for Bono Maji.
I heard that it is a drama show and came here.
It's like a crime show.
I did it.
I knew it.
I was waiting for you.
Wow.
It's a show with a lot of stories.
This is not a Kansai TV drama show.
This is a prank Grand Prix.
I don't know.
No way.
It's been a while.
I'm not in that position.
What do you mean by that position?
You are already in the group.
You are a prank star.
What did you say?
You are a prank star.
Don't show me this picture.
He is in a new position.
He is a prank star from a new sexy zone.
It's not me.
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I'm already here.
Stop it.
You are the director.
I'm not a director.
From the new drama "Living" starring KENTIE,
KENTIE, actresses KUROKAWA and TOMOKAWA, actors and singer-songwriters FUJIWARA and TAIYU will participate in the show.
However, as you can see, there is one more coincidence.
Yes, there is one more target for today.
In fact, this drama, which is a little related to this program, also has him in it.
He has a special memory and is close to us.
Do you remember me?
You are funny.
I feel like I'm being interviewed by you as an emcee in another program.
I feel sorry for you.
I feel like I'm being interviewed by you as an emcee in another program.
Please look at his expression at that time.
And when the emcee Mukai, who knows nothing, knows everything...
Hello!
He is taking a picture of you with a happy face.
Thank you for your happy face.
Did you see that?
He is taking a picture of you with an emcee's face.
Thank you, Mukai.
No!
I'm sorry.
You are not the only one who is deceived.
I was deceived.
I don't like it.
Are you leaving?
Yes.
Then, please leave.
Stop it!
In fact, Kenty and Mukai have been good friends for a long time.
We, Mukai, will also participate in the game.
It's a very difficult phrase.
Can he say it five times in a row?
BOMB MAJI BAKUHATSU
Even if Kenty can say the word "bomb maji bakuhatsu" with the highest level of difficulty in the world,
he can't say "mukai" in "muri ranger special"!
First of all, some difficult phrases will be issued.
You have to say it one lap at a time and two laps at a time in order.
If all of you say "bomb maji bakuhatsu" at the moment someone says it, you'll win the game!
If all four of you say "bomb maji bakuhatsu" without saying it five times in a row, you'll win the game!
You can win 100,000 yen in prize money!
Let's get started!
Hurry up and get dressed! We don't have time!
We don't have time!
Get dressed and I'll get dressed!
How is it?
Get dressed and I'll...
Is this okay?
No, no!
Stop wearing such fashionable clothes!
It doesn't look like you!
What do you mean?
It doesn't look like you!
What do you mean? Should we get dressed?
What do you mean?
Hurry up! Like you always do!
Oh, only Koji?
Yes, yes, yes!
But...
For some reason, it's hard for me...
...to get dressed alone...
No, no, no!
What?
No, no!
No, no, no!
I've seen it before!
Have you seen it before?
I've seen it before!
Master Man...
Memory...
Zero Hero...
I'm a zero hero, so...
You may not even know the topic, but...
No, don't look at me!
Don't look at me!
I'm sorry about this, but...
No, no, this...
I always say this, but...
Today, the members are really...
I'm dressed like an actor!
I really don't like it, but...
I'm an MC, so...
I'm really particular about my hairstyle today.
Just sit down!
I'm really particular about my hairstyle!
You're cute, so shut up!
I'm particular about it.
It's fine!
I don't like it!
Hurry up and sit down!
It's fine!
Shut up, Master Man.
If you don't dress like that...
The little ones in the world...
Even you don't know it!
Then, let's start!
The first hard-to-say phrase that Yuri will say is...
She's a great member.
Carrie, Pami, Pami, Capi, Capi, Capibara.
Damn it!
Her level is high!
The first hard-to-say phrase is...
Carrie, Pami, Pami, Capi, Capi, Capibara.
In front of Carrie, Pami, Pami...
Capi, Capi, Capibara are there.
It's a peaceful and peaceful hard-to-say phrase that you can see it in your eyes.
Let's imagine it, everyone!
Carrie, Pami, Pami, Capi, Capibara.
Let's imagine it not only in words but also in our minds!
If you imagine Carrie and Capi, Capi, Capi, Capibara, you can say it, right?
Carrie, Pami, Pami, Capi, Capibara.
Is it okay if I say it?
Kurokawa-san is completely out of his world.
Kurokawa-san!
Kurokawa-san, come back!
Let's go!
Please!
One...
Two...
One...
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Kyapi Kyapi Kapi Bara
Can I stop for a second?
I told you! I told you!
I told you!
One more time! One more time! One more time!
I haven't said anything yet! I haven't said "out" yet!
I haven't said "out" yet!
One more time!
You said it, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You said it, didn't you?
No, I didn't say it.
You didn't say it.
But...
Well, well, just one more time! Just one more time!
One more yellow card!
Alright!
It's not "alright."
It's not "I'm happy you gave me a yellow card."
Because of Massaman, they are too anxious.
Now, what will happen?
Two... One...
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Kyapi Kyapi Kapi Bara
Wow! She seems fine!
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Kyapi Kyapi Kapi Bara
- Great! - Right hand, right hand, right?
- Do your best! - Kyary Pam Pam...
Kyapi Kyapi Kapi...
Kapi Rose...
Kyary Pam Pam...
- Ah! - Kapi Kapi...
- Cutter Blade... - Ah!
- What are you doing down there?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry - Wait a minute!
- I can't do it - Please wait, this is...
- I can't do it - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
This is, well, the prank campers are also...
What should we do about this?
- No, wait - "What should we do about this?"
- Wait, Koji, Koji, Koji, should we win today? - Should we win today?
- That's right - You know, Koji, you're always...
- You're always losing in the "Prank GP" - That's right
No, wait a minute, you're speaking in a really cool way
You're already getting used to it.
You talk like you're a variety show host, but you talk like you're an entertainer.
What is this?
You talk like you're a variety show host, but you talk like you're an entertainer.
As expected, it's a one-out.
Will Massaman be able to move forward?
All right, let's do it.
Three, two, one.
Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capi, Capibara.
You can do it!
It's gone! It's back!
You're almost there!
Chappy cappy capybara
HE'S AMAZING!
Carry pamyu pamyu
Chappy capy capybara
So lovely!
omg!
carry pamyu pamyu
capy capy capybara
carry pamyu pamyu
capy capy capybara
wow...
carry pamyu pamyu
capy capy capybara
wooah!
[Cherry Pamu Pamu]
[Cappy Cappy Capybara]
Alright!
[Cherry Pamu Pamu]
[Cappy Cappy Capybara]
[Cherry... Cha...]
[Cherry Cham Cham]
Capy... Ca...
Out!
No! No! No!
It's fine. It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine. It's fine.
Look at it. Look at it.
I've been getting a lot of information.
[Cherry Pamu Pamu]
I see. But you are out, aren't you?
You... You are speaking with your mouth full.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Isn't it ungrateful?
But...
I'm doing great right now!
You're not!
You said you were going to cut it in four pieces!
And when I say it, you stop practicing!
You say it!
Carry, Pamu, Pamu. Cappy, Cappy, Capybara.
Carry, Pamu, Pamu. Cappy, Cappy, Cappybara. Carry, Pamu, Pamu.
You're the worst! You're the worst!
Now I know why you're not taking off this costume!
Of course! You're a human with this costume!
The Lilimats team, which has already collapsed in teamwork, will it end like this?
Let's do our best, everyone!
This is the last chance!
Wait a minute, let me turn on the engine first.
All right, let's do our best!
Let's go!
Hey, wake up, everyone!
It's okay! We can't lose to the pressure of this prank crampy!
Let's win!
The Matsudaga team in the living room, let's do our best!
Let's do our best!
All right!
Let's move on to the next shooting!
It's going to be good!
Now, if you bite the next one, the chair will explode!
3、2、1
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Kyapi Kyapi Kapi Bara
Great!
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Kyapi Kyapi Kapi Bara
One more time!
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Kyapi Kyapi Kapi Bara
OK!
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Kyapi Kyapi Kapi Bara
Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pamu, Pamu, Capi, Capybara, Carry, Pam
"Capi, Capi, Kabibara". Congratulations!
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Come on!
Slowly, slowly, slowly!
Wow!
Great!
That's funny!
Did you forget it?
Come on!
Easy win!
That's funny!
(speaking in Tibetan)
Yes!
(audience laughter)
(speaking in Tibetan)
(audience laughter)
(speaking in Tibetan)
(audience cheering)
(speaking in Tibetan)
(explosion)
(laughter)
Ladies and gentlemen...
(cough)
Damn it!
(laughter)
As you can see, it's easy to get reactions, so I let him flush electricity.
(laughter)
That's a plus.
It's very easy to get reactions, so...
Oh, sorry.
I'm 25 years older than you, so you shouldn't stare at me.
(laughter)
I'll keep staring.
(laughter)
I'm really sorry, everyone.
No, no, it's fine.
Come on, just a little more!
What are you talking about?
Look at me!
Don't say that!
Didn't you say that almost not even once?
Oh no!
As for Bukai, it's a big loss for him.
I can't say it!
As for Massaman...
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.
Kyapi Kyapi Kapibara.
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.
Kyapi Kyapi Kapibara.
He almost missed it.
Don't take it off for the rest of your life!
I don't like it!
As you can see, the first round was a failure.
Even so,
Kempty's "falling down" game
is always an art.
Stop it!
However, you have one more chance.
The next hard-to-say phrase is...
Quite a few years ago, I dropped it outside.
What?
Quite a few years ago, I dropped it outside.
Dropped it?
The next hard-to-say phrase is...
Quite a few years ago, I dropped it outside.
This is a very difficult phrase for New Year's Day.
Imagine!
Quite a few years ago...
You dropped it on New Year's Day.
Quite a few years ago, you dropped it outside.
What should you do?
Should you throw it away?
Kurokawa-san, you ask me this every time.
Kurokawa-san, you're not an actor, but you're an actress.
Quite a few years ago...
No, no, no, don't be like Kramer!
Don't be like Free Kick Bye!
Please show us!
Quite a few years ago, I dropped it outside.
Drop it. D-drop it.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
This is definitely my choice.
That's right! That's right!
Drop it. Drop it.
This is difficult!
Drop it. Drop it.
Isn't this the most difficult one in the past?
Drop it. Drop it.
I can't remember.
Drop it. Drop it.
That's not true.
It's quite difficult.
Drop it. Drop it.
It's quite difficult.
Look at Kurokawa-san practicing like this.
Drop it. Drop it.
Hey, Kurokawa-san, hey, Mukai!
Even in M-ONE, you practice like this and you still don't remember.
Drop it. Drop it.
Now, quickly, drop it.
And then, Mukai's advice after the struggle.
If you can put a character on it, it's like...
Ah, if I do an impression...
Ah, but surprisingly, when I say Doraemon or something like that,
I can say it all at once.
How about Doraemon? Try it first.
Sata-se-na-ata-tashi-asata-sata-ni!
What is that?
Drop it. Drop it.
Sata-se-na-ata-tashi-ata-sata-sata-ni!
Drop it. Drop it.
That's enough, Massaman.
For now, you try it like that.
Please do it again.
Three...
Two...
One...
Sata-se-na-ata-tashi-ata-sata-sata-ni!
"Sata-se-na-ata-tashi-ata-sata-sata-sata-sata- sata- sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata- sata- sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata- sata- sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata- sata- sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata- sata- sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata- sata- sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata-sata- sata- sata-sata-sata-sata-s
Sotosu no ototoshi otoso osotoni
Is that P curd inside?
Sotosu no ototoshi otoso otosoni
Sotosu no ototoshi ottoso otosoni
Say that!
Otoso.
Since you say "osoto osoto", so...
Otoso otosotoni!
Otoso.
- Outward. - Drop it outward.
Okay!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Please!
I'm begging you!
The drama team has no chance because of Master Man.
And here's a suggestion from Hasegawa Bomberman.
I thought we'd have a good combination, but we don't have any.
- We don't have any. - What's wrong?
- No, but... - That's what we expected.
- The combination is really good. - No, no, no.
It's supposed to be like that, right?
- When I was wondering why... - Yeah.
It looks different, but the combination doesn't feel right.
- Oh, I see! - No, it doesn't.
- Can I ask you for a favor? - For appearance?
- Stop it. - Appearance is important.
- Clothes are important. - No, you can't.
- Now, Namajima-san, over there... - Don't stand up like that!
Congratulations on winning first place this week.
- Wait, what? - Congratulations on winning first place this week.
- What are you talking about? - We're taking care of "Prank Grand Prix" too!
- There's a future you can't talk about there. - No, no, no.
- There's only a wonderful bright future. - You're kidding, right?
- Yes. - What?
We want you two to show us your combination.
It's me.
It's Kenny.
What about the manager?
- You're kidding, right? - I knew it.
What? He became the manager.
Now, what is the change that will definitely improve your combination with Kenny?
The winner of the tag board tournament is...
A fear we've never experienced before.
- A historical change. - That's right.
7 days and 7 nights.
In the cold winter, marugame seimen's kamonegi udon.
- This one? - This one?
Udon, meat, and dashi too.
Freshly made in the cold winter.
- Marugame seimen. - Marugame seimen.
The deliciously layered meat and egg ankake too.
- I'm happy. - Marugame seimen.
Special, special, rank judging, we're here for you.
We'll support your score increase.
We'll support your TOEIC test measures.
We'll keep introducing companies.
Recruit.
- As usual. - Yes, yes.
- Yes, yes.
Ramen, fried rice and koji.
- You're a bad girl. - Yes, set of 5.
- Fried rice too. - It's meat mash.
- Yes, yes. - Yes, yes.
- Perfect sundry beer. - It's high quality.
- It's good for those who like it. - It's good beer, right?
The following broadcast is brought to you by these sponsors.
Ah, my head...
In such a case, what you need for an anesthetic is...
Coldness? Kindness?
Wh... which one?!
Both, right?
For pain, for kindness, for loneliness, yes, quick!
Ping-pong!
The first reference.
For colds, rules work.
For children's colds, too.
For fever and nose, rules work.
For Japanese colds, rules are three.
I'm one!
Ping-pong!
The first reference.
UR!
Today...
We're in...
This park!
Everyone looks like they're having fun!
This place is maintained by UR!
A well in a place like this?!
Ooh!
A bench and an oven?!
No way, this is...
That's right! It's a disaster prevention park that protects the city!
Bang!
And...
Our feelings for disaster prevention are also reflected in the UR condominium!
I see!
UR also protects our lives!
In the city! In life!
Don't worry!
It's UR!
UR Condominium
Mmm...
That...
Hospital?
This?
Obstetrician.
Huh?
Obstetrician?
Yeah.
I'm already 20 years old, so I thought I'd say it.
Miziru?
Oh! That's...
Somehow...
It's cool!
Oui!
Connect!
The power of 20 years old!
Let's take a picture!
Huh?
Yes!
20 years old, Japanese stone crosser.
Good work!
What do you want to do today?
Let's go see clothes?
Or karaoke?
Or...
Poke?
Poke?!
Or...
Or... or...
Or... Or... Or... Or... Or... Or... Or, the start deck that you can enjoy for 550 yen!
Is it " Tank Top" ?
The game is now playing.
Now, let's see what is the absolute best combination of the 125 Taiko and me.
OK, now you may present the prize.
Thank you very much!
You look good!
Cute, cute, cute, cute!
Wonderful!
You look good!
Why are you all hyped up?
This image looks fine for a fight, right?
It's fine, right?
Look at how she turns!
This is her way of turning, you know!
Masume!
That's it!
Good, good!
Look, let's do our best!
I'm sorry. I'm really saying it as a cool character.
I'm sorry.
But I'm Matsunaga-san's horse.
Matsunaga-san's Massaman!
Don't take it!
Nice! Don't pretend!
Nice!
I'll pretend!
All right! Let's go!
All right! I'm excited!
Now, the last challenge with Double Massaman!
But, even if you can do it, if you can't do it, you can't do it!
You can't do it, Massaman!
If you can finish the fifth week without biting, you'll clear the game!
Can you do it?
Now, please!
Three...
Two...
One...
A considerable number of "the day before", "drop it", "go out".
All right!
A considerable number of "the day before", "drop it", "go out".
All right!
A considerable number of "the day before", "drop it", "go out".
All right!
A considerable number of "the day before", "drop it", "go out".
Great!
A considerable number of "the day before", "drop it", "go out".
All right!
A considerable number of "the day before", "drop it", "go out".
All right!
A considerable number of "the day before", "drop it", "go out".
Soutousuu no ototoshi otoso osotoni.
Good.
Can you do it?
Soutousuu no ototoshi otoso osotoni.
Three times in a row.
Soutousuu no ototoshi otoso osotoni.
You can do it!
Soutousuu no ototoshi otoso osotoni.
"soutousu" (equal)
Quite a few years ago, outside.
That's enough.
Are you serious?
I'm sorry! I'm the only one who's sorry!
I'm really sorry!
I see! Just like you said!
Everyone, next up is Bob Nussman!
Let's go, Master Man! Go!
Go, go, Master Man!
Master Man, what's wrong with you?
My head hurts!
Okay, listen up.
I've got two Master Man helmets.
Can you stop glaring at me like that?
I'm trying to get revenge on you.
I'm trying to get revenge on you. Stop it.
I'm trying to get revenge on you. Stop it!
Go! Go, go, Master Man!
I only have one memory.
Master Man!
That was beautiful.
That was great!
That was great. You looked cool even when you got beaten up.
Remember this, N-gawa.
N-gawa!
N-gawa.
That's why you're a leap.
Sorry, N-gawa.
I'm here as a guest, but let's stay together in our hearts and...
Master Man!
That was great!
Thank you for giving us a great time.
Thank you!
Uuma, please comment.
I want to change my position.
What? You looked like you were having fun.
You looked like you were having fun.
Hey, you! You! You!
I'm going to smash you.
Don't do that. You're going to get dirty.
Don't do that.
It's not my job.
You can't do that, Mukai.
Mukai said everything wrong in the end.
He said "pamipami" in the gym, but his brain doesn't work.
His brain doesn't work.
New drama "Living" by Matsunaga will start next Tuesday at 11 p.m.
It's a comedy with Jiva-kun and Shino-san, starring Seahorse.
It's a story about living together with members full of personality and a story that warms your heart in midwinter.
Please watch it!
Massaman!
Memory Power Zero Hero
Besides Massaman, there was one last boss, Chichifuma, who had to be defeated.
That tragic battle was held in November of last year, when it was still midsummer.
Happy New Year!
2024 has begun!
No!
What is this?
I'm wearing a helmet as usual.
It's in the way.
What am I looking at?
It's for New Year's.
Oh, it's for putting it in front of a bear.
Am I that?
You won for the first time last year.
I won for the first time.
I miss it.
Happy New Year!
At the end of last year, Massaman faced Travis Japan's Kenta Matsuda, who couldn't play Go.
Massaman won this battle.
He started his 7th match and finally displayed his first victory of his dream.
I won!
Can you make such a face?
Memories!
I'm sure of it. The level is going up.
I'll say it this year!
I'll beat Fuuma!
It's like, "beat Fuuma!"
You can't beat me anyway, can you?
It's like that, so I want to change that.
Well, that's why...
The first match of the first year...
This is...
a destined opponent.
A destined opponent...
Huh? It's already here?
It's already here?
What do you mean, "it's already here"?
Huh? Is that what you mean?
Who?
It's already here? Fuuma is here?
That's still early.
Oh, it's still early!
It's still early!
Who do you think of...
when you say "destined opponent"?
"Destined opponent"?
This guy is seriously stupid!
Huh? Seriously?!
He's the best in the world.
Seriously?!
Don't be stupid! You're too stupid!
It's here!
Fly like this!
There's someone...
who says "destined opponent" very strongly.
Shinobu?!
Shinobu is here?!
Shinobu-kun is here?!
Today's opponent is...
Shinobu-kun.
Shinobu-kun!
Destined opponent!
Shinobu is here!
Are you happy?
I'm happy!
What is it?
If you're happy, stand in the studio and change your position!
Destined opponent!
I'm not stupid!
As you know, today's opponent is...
Hasegawa Shinobu.
Are you prepared?!
Hasegawa has always...
received strong comments...
about Master Man's bad fighting style.
Before that, in the studio...
I know Hasegawa said it, but do you really think you can beat Master Man?
- No, I can beat Master Man. - Master Man?
- I can beat Master Man. - Are you sure you can beat Master Man?
I'm sure I can beat Master Man.
Hasegawa said he was sure he could beat Master Man.
And so, New Year's Special Edition Master Man vs Shisong Hasegawa...
In the studio, you made a lot of fun of me,
but in this match, I'll make you apologize for everything, New Year's Special!
Because there is a sluggish team,
any wish is not a dream, right?
A wish becomes a strong force.
A wish will eventually become hope.
Now, let's go.
For a brilliant tomorrow.
(New Year's Special Edition Master Man vs Shisong Hasegawa)
Fun manga underground school.
(New Year's Special Edition Master Man vs Shisong Hasegawa)
Fun, fun, sun-holing!
(New Year's Special Edition Master Man vs Shisong Hasegawa)
Ah, Kobayashi Pharmaceutical!
What's up with the itch in the delicate zone?
I'm holding back.
If you leave it alone, it might get worse.
That's why you need Feminina!
That itch will go away in no time.
Make it quick, Feminina Hard.
(New Year's Special Edition Master Man vs Shisong Hasegawa)
Ah, Kobayashi Pharmaceutical!
This madam and gentleman's goodness is felt in the morning.
It's so smooth!
If you apply cream at night to your dry skin that bothers you,
while you're sleeping, it becomes a veil and moisturizes you.
That's why in the morning...
It's so smooth!
...this madam and gentleman's goodness is felt in the morning.
(New Year's Special Edition Master Man vs Shisong Hasegawa)
Now, it's time to take a step forward.
(New Year's Special Edition Master Man vs Shisong Hasegawa)
Though we were told that it was a location for "someone with many faces", who's in charge of the MC's division, they were on Fuji TV.
As a side note, Hasegawa is told that he'll be meeting an actress of "Secret Guest" for a location shoot today.
However, in the box where an actress of "Guest" should be placed...
Master Man was there.
Who said "Master"!?
All right, let's go and shoot.
It's cute.
Ready, 3, 2, 1.
Another crazy driver came.
Thank you.
The first one was amazing.
Everyone else was amazing too.
I'm looking forward to this one too.
He's in that box right now.
Thank you.
This is embarrassing.
Our guest for today is...
Kosei.
Hello.
Thank you.
Happy New Year.
So, we don't have any drinks today.
I won't do it, I won't do it, I really won't do it.
I'm Nagano Mei.
You might be fun, but I'm not fun at all.
Really?
Did you see my face?
I thought you were Nagano-san, but when you smiled...
I thought you were Nagano-san, but when you said "me", I couldn't stand it.
I won't do it, I won't do it, I won't do it.
Happy New Year.
I might not know it, but it's a prank Grand Prix.
I know it!
If I lose, I'll have nothing to do with it.
I have to say it.
I won't do it, I really won't do it.
The one who eats Thai curry.
The one with red wings.
If you risk your life and fly away,
you'll be a bird of prey.
Fly! Fly, fly, Masama!
Go! Go, go, Masama!
You only have one memory.
Oh, Masama! Masama!
Go! Go! Go, Masama!
Go, Masama! Go, Masama!
Go, Masama!
Go, Chibikko!
Go, Chibikko in front of the TV!
Go for it, Masama!
This is why stars are heavy.
It's insanely high!
What is this?
Wait a minute!
How is it?
It's your first time, right? Let's go closer.
Let me say something first.
I'm sorry for always saying what I want to say in the studio.
Has it already broken?
I'm scared!
Has it already broken?
It was this bad.
It's bad, right?
Now, let me explain the rules.
Each of you will answer one answer according to the topic.
However, you must remember all of the answers.
For example, if the topic is red, you must answer "post".
For Hasegawa, you must answer "post", "tomato".
For elementary school students, you must answer "post", "tomato", and "lips"
It's a pretty difficult game that requires both knowledge and memory for the topic.
If Massaman and Hasegawa lose, they will be eliminated in an instant.
Therefore, they must win.
The topic of the first round is "breed".
It's "breed" again!
You got it, right?
Yes, I got it!
It's "breed" again!
Yes!
It's the same again!
Yes, in fact, Massaman, in the previous battle...
The topic is "breed"!
Oh, no!
I don't know what "breed" is!
What does "breed" even mean?
Please raise one "breed" that you think of.
Lizard!
Is this a mammal?
No, it's not!
Until recently, mammals didn't know anything about each other.
You're saying I'm a mammal, aren't you?
I'm a mammal! I know something!
You don't know anything!
What are you talking about?
I'm a mammal!
You don't have to say that in front of the camera!
Then, finally, the fierce battle for the dress on the show begins!
First of all, I'm a "jam"!
A human!
You're scary!
You're the one who remembered last time!
I'm a "honyurui"!
A human!
Then, a dog!
A human!
A dog!
A cat!
A human!
A dog!
A cat!
A monkey!
You're almost human!
A human!
A dog!
A cat!
A monkey!
A whale!
A human!
A dog!
A cat!
A monkey!
A whale!
A lion!
Then, finally, the 30th round!
Mr. Bass, please!
A human!
A dog!
A cat!
A monkey!
A whale!
A lion!
Orangutan!
Doga!
You've been paralyzed, haven't you?
What are you talking about?
You've been paralyzed, haven't you?
No, I haven't!
You've forgotten, haven't you?
Order!
Thanks to you, it's easy for me to remember you.
Why?
I'm grateful for you.
You're lying!
I'm grateful for you for not telling me anything.
I'm telling you with a great strategy.
It's super easy for me to remember you. Thank you.
Really?
Human. Dog. Cat. Monkey. Whale. Lion. Orangutan.
You're actually an orangutan.
You're not an orangutan.
Orangutan!
Really?
Yes, you're actually an orangutan.
You're giving me a service!
So...
What should I do?
Well...
Anyway...
Horse!
Horse? Isn't it weak?
It doesn't come out.
It's weak!
And now...
To the adults who continue the captain's name,
Kaede-kun gave them a game-changer.
Human. Dog. Cat. Monkey. Whale. Lion. Orangutan. Horse.
Egyptian russet bullfrog.
Egyptian russet bullfrog, okay, okay.
Say it again!
Okay, okay, I'll say it.
No, no, I'll say it!
Wait!
Ayaushin Massaman!
Egyptian russet bullfrog, but small-sized bullfrog.
She still hasn't been able to say it once.
Egyptian?
Kaede-kun!
Say it one more time, slowly!
Egypt, Lucet, Big Beetle
You're unfair! You're unfair!
Egypt, Lucet, Big Beetle
You're unfair!
Egypt, Lucet...
You took a lot of time, so you should remember it. Go, Massaman!
Humans, Dogs, Cats, Monkeys, Whales, Lions, Orangutans, Horses...
I just heard it!
Egypt!
You're lying!
Egypt!
You're lying! You studied a lot!
Egypt!
You studied a lot!
You studied a lot, didn't you?
Thank you for waiting, everyone.
It's time for this year's first "Massaman Stop".
That's fast! That's fast!
You took a lot of time!
Day 2
Day 2 means you can't sleep because you're worried about leaks.
Sophie's Super Mature Cushion will protect you from leaks all night long.
This will go well with beer.
I thought you'd say that.
Zero sugar.
I like regular beer in times like this.
That's why sugar and taste have nothing to do with it.
Somehow, there's no unsweetened beer.
That somehow...
has no...
basis...
whatsoever...
- Delicious! - Delicious!
- Would you like a regular beer with that?
- It doesn't matter which one you choose.
- That's true.
- The blue one is the best choice.
- Zero sugar content.
- It's well received.
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Complete and complete the rhythm!
- Huh? Huh? Huh? Something's weird!
- I'm not used to the rhythm.
- The irregular rhythm of the rhythm may be a sign of heart failure.
- Early detection of heart failure may lead to cardiac arrest or heart failure prevention.
- Easy-to-cameo!
- Adjust your heartbeat!
- Let's go!
- Don't forget regular checkups.
- Japan Heart Foundation.
- AC Japan supports this activity.
- Thank you for waiting, everyone.
- It's time for this year's first "Massaman's Talk".
- Elizabeth Brucett Okomori.
- While getting the game paused and inputting the time into her head,
- when they meet again...
- She forgot it in just 20 seconds.
- Moreover, there's only one difficult one today.
Are you serious, Massaman?
This is the first match of 2024.
It's only been 6 minutes since this match began.
If you're going to lose at this timing,
keep laughing this year, Massaman!
Egypt, I'm counting on you!
Are you kidding me? You've studied a lot.
You've studied a lot, haven't you?
Egypt... You've studied a lot!
...Khunet...
There you go!
Are you serious?
Egypt... Egypt...
Are you serious?
You've studied a lot!
Egypt...
Hurry up and jump!
It's the same as always!
Hold on!
- Egypt and... - Mas... Mas...
- Kuneton... - Goma!
- You're like a yacht. - Egypt and...
- Masama! - What?
- Asia! - Wait a minute!
- Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Let me win this!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- OK, OK, wait a minute! - Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! I'm working with a shivering idiot like you!
- Scary! - You studied a lot just now!
Scary!
- But Mr. Hasegawa, are you going with us? - Ah, wait!
- Let's go to Hilltop Fishing Area together! - Wait a minute! I'm really going!
- Ready, go! - Wait a minute! I'm really...
- 4... - What is it?
- 3... - What is it?
- 2... - 2...
- 1... - There you go!
- Galaxy! - Galaxy!
Wow!
This is sad.
This is a sad song.
Fly! Fly, fly, my lady!
Go! Go, go, my lady!
Fly! Fly, my lady!
Idiots like expensive things.
Egypt and Goonet are the same.
You are from a car company.
Egypt and Goonet are...
They are used cars.
Egypt and Goonet are...
They are different.
As usual, the main characters have been eliminated in the final match.
Wow, I really did it.
He's crying!
There's no point in saying it.
It'll probably take 8 years for us to get along.
I don't like that realistic tone.
First of all, you need to study.
I know.
Start with the hiragana drill.
Hey, start with the hiragana drill.
I'll do it!
Answer me!
Don't lose!
Now, let's go to the final match!
Let's go!
Even if we lose to Kaito Kuni.
First, cow!
Weak!
Hey, who's talking?
Kaito Kuni, you can do it!
Beat him up!
Cow, dog...
OK!
Cow, dog...
Deer!
OK!
New word.
Don't say "new word", deer!
It's embarrassing.
It's a new "new word", deer.
It's not "new word".
Human!
After that...
Kaito Kuni and Hasegawa...
Each of them started a match one by one.
Then, they advanced to the fourth round.
Cow!
Dog!
Deer!
Human!
Then...
You don't have to push yourself, Kaito Kuni.
Kaito Kuni, you can do it!
Kaito Kuni!
Kaito Kuni, you can do it!
Kaito Kuni, what do you like?
Let's go see something together after the match.
Kaito Kuni!
What do you like?
Let's go see something.
Suddenly, Kaito Kuni stopped.
Do your best!
Will Hasegawa win this match?
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
It hurts in the back of my eye.
That may be the nerve damage in the back of my eye.
What?
There, V-Road's medicine.
It reaches the nerves in the back of your eye and works.
V-Road's medicine for eye fatigue.
V-Road
Tell me everything about Zumo and die.
Jin!
Fight! Fight!
Jin!
Fight! Fight!
Jin! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
All of them are Zumo!
Number one!
Recruit!
LINE Disney Tsum Tsum!
Nine years to ten years!
This time, Tsum Tsum is...
A different class!
A different class Mickey Tsum!
A hundred tickets!
A different class anniversary!
Ten years!
What is this Tsum Tsum?
Did you know?
It's too late to run at Kasaide Park.
You can't see it and it doesn't smell, so you can't move!
That's the nature of carbon dioxide.
You can detect carbon dioxide too.
Fire alarm!
Use it!
Soap! Soap! Soap paint!
The paint on the wall is high quality paint.
It's only now that it has an air-conditioned interior.
Starting at 770,000 yen...
Soap paint on the wall is soap paint!
Brother!
It's a big hit all over the world!
The Super Mario Bros. Movie is streaming on Prime Video!
If you're a Prime member, you don't have to add me!
(If you're a Prime member, you don't have to add me!)
What is it? (scsk)
There is a possibility of IT.
It is company name. (scsk)
(You have a right.)
(I'm the President of Atom.)
(Actually I'm resigning.)
(Liar!)
(I found a job I want to do in Indeed.)
(I just talked my way through.)
(Sincy...)
(I can look for a good future. Indeed.)
"Smile Search" is "at home".
"At home" means you can find your property by answering questions.
Do you need a separate bathroom?
It's "privacy".
Do you water yourself?
It's "privacy".
I'm sorry.
"Smile Search" is "at home".
I found it!
It's normal to use funds now.
Normal?
Well, I'm starting, too.
What?
New brother, it's starting.
What are you doing?
What?
Let's talk in "risona".
Campaign is in progress.
Risona
I started a new job.
"Time" and "getting along with others".
You're late!
I'm sorry.
I've been working since 3 o'clock.
You're "time", aren't you?
You can work at "time" or "place" you have.
Recruit Stapping
Recruit
That's it for today!
Ah!
Daddy!
I thought so and...
Ta-da!
Wow!
Carbonara!
A warm smile is done, too!
Pause situation
Mix! Arrange! Spread!
Suddenly, Kaede-kun paused.
Hang in there!
Could it be that Hasegawa will win here?
Hang in there!
At that moment...
Kaede-kun!
Gentle!
Dolphin!
Don't mess with me!
Masaman, charge!
Wait, wait, wait. What's "Masaman, charge?"
I'm not charging or anything like that.
A goldfish that's been caught.
Huh?
A goldfish that's been caught.
Huh?
A goldfish that's been caught?
Dangerous!
Hasegawa is...
During Masaman's cover fire, a goldfish suddenly came out of nowhere.
This is the "new word" of "dolphin".
Now, will Hasegawa be able to remember it?
I've never heard of it before.
Is it really there?
Masaman!
Yes?
Is there an effective way of remembering this "dolphin" and "goldfish"?
Don't listen to this idiot!
I'll forget about it!
First of all, you have to remember "dolphin" as in "digging".
If you look at a "diving" god who's been "digging" from above, you'll see a dot.
So, I think it's best if you think of "digging" as "dolphin".
"Digging" is "dolphin", you idiot!
"Digging" is "dolphin", you goldfish!
What's "dolphin"?!
You're a real idiot!
Idiot!
"Dolphin" is "dolphin"!
Idiot!
What is it?!
Cut this out!
Is it related to the entertainment world?!
That's dangerous!
"Dolphin" is dangerous!
It's scary!
When you're talking about "dolphin", you say "dolphin"!
The fourth round!
Mr. Asedo, please!
"Bee", "dog", "deer", "human", "dolphin", "digging god", "goldfish"
That's amazing!
"Tiger"!
After that, in the field where Massaman disappeared, a high-level memory battle between Kaida and Hasegawa will unfold.
"Brown Ears Bandicoot"!
What's that!?
"Brown Ears Bandicoot"!
Wow!
It is indeed a battle!
This is a good fight!
Now, will Kaida's knowledge arrive first?
Will Hasegawa's brain reach its limit first?
Finally, the last battle will begin!
Well then, Kaida-kun, please!
"Bull", "dog", "deer", "human", "dolphin", "potent- toddly-toddler", "tiger", "naked rat", "pig", "brown ears bandicoot", "elephant", "matako-mizuo-wi- arumajiro"
What!?
matako-mizuo-wi-arumajiro
What!?
Let's meet up again, arumajiro!
What!?
Wait!
The fourth and final battle, "long name horiurei"
Will Kaida-kun's knowledge reach its limit?
Will Hasegawa be able to remember this?
Wow!
Do you know how to remember this, Shinobu-san?
Next, please! Game Master!
Do you know how to remember this?
"Let's meet up again" might be a good start.
Let's meet up again, arumajiro!
Let's meet up again, arumagedon!
Let's meet up again, arumajiro-san!
He's ignoring me
Editing at night!
I thought I made a mistake
You made me blush
Matsui Shouken
I'm sorry
I didn't know Matsui Shouken was a online shouken
Moreover, you can collect points
That's amazing
Even though it's my second year as a GM
If you're a newbie, Matsui Shouken
Payment is free
It's a house-building consultation
I've been thinking about it for a long time, but there was also such an option
I still want to build a house
I'm glad I consulted
House building
First of all, consult at Sugo Counter
Shops are also online
Recruit
Happy New Honda
Shake, baby
You shake, baby
You fall, baby
WRB
WRC
Shinkai agent
Looking for a house
In-house
Looking for a house
Dance and stand up
Oh, it's coming
Looking for a house
Shinkai
Shinkai by mobile
Consultation consumption
Eat and sleep
To a body that has enjoyed New Year
What is it for?
Reduce internal fat?
New Year's internal fat
Suntory
Carbon
I'm good at pretending to be good at pretending to be good this year, too!
I am Zio.
I will be part of your life and face it head on.
"Hint Room".
"To be served".
"Half-baked and half-true real estate".
"Smile" is here!
We're good friends!
Sister, you're cute, right?
"Case Ride Zoa".
"Basic cost No. 1".
"Case Ride Smile".
Don't look elsewhere!
New Year's Day is the first for Suzuki!
This is an immortal justice!
Haten!
A huge im buried gold hidden in Hokkaido.
I can always blow out your life candle.
GOLDEN KAMUI
Studying.
You! You there who are too busy to want a license!
Don't give up!
Studying is equipped with passing assist, so it helps a lot!
Will you start? Passing partner Studying!
Go! In the campaign!
ZEXY!
30th Anniversary Special Edition!
It's reversible, so it's a zipped shirt and a tote bag!
Balance balance!
Marriage money complete book!
Congratulations!
If you get engaged, you must first read the book!
ZEXY! 300 yen!
Recruit!
New! Emergency! How is it?
"PA" and "TSUKA" and "SA" and "HATO" and "SHIMAERU"
Good carbonation!
I was reborn more cozy!
Hot health for tomorrow!
Please help me!
I will give you a miracle!
A fantasy love story caused by harsh miracles!
Because you gave me your heart, the day of adulthood starts!
"CHIDORI NO ONIREN-CHAN"!
7 days and 7 nights at 7 pm!
Mr. Hasego! Please!
Bugs, dogs, deers, humans, dolphins, potatoes and hedgehogs!
No, no, no!
Oh! Did you get it?
Potatoes and ...
It's not a hedgehog, what was it?
I got it!
Potatoes and goldfishes!
That's right!
Correct!
Tiger!
Hasegawa, where you can see "TSUKA" as expected!
"CHAIRO", "KOMIMI", "BANDICOOT" and "ZOE"
What was it? What did you say?
Before that!
"MATACCO", "MITSUOBI"
What was it?
SHINOBU STOP
Finally, Hasegawa stopped!
Look! You don't listen to my explanation of how to remember!
You always ignore my explanation!
Hey!
I thought you don't know how to do it!
You never listen to my explanation!
I'm frustrated!
"KOMIMI", "ZOE", "KOMIMI", "ZOE"
Wait a minute! It's really difficult!
I don't think you can do it!
Good luck!
"MATACCO", "MITSUOBI"
What was it?
BUBUBI
What is it? "MITSURU"
"MITSURU" "MITSURU" "MITSURU" "MITSURO" "MITSURO"
"MITSURU" "MITSURO"
"MITSURO" "MITSURO"
MITSURO
This is so scary.
It's too scary.
This is really scary.
This is scary.
Very scary.
It's scary.
I'm scared of it.
Katsuko.
Yes?
Massaman has flown seven times.
What are you saying?
I think Massaman will fly eight times this year.
You fly too much.
It's scary.
Katsuko.
Yes?
Should I let you down?
Of course.
Thank you very much.
It was a great match.
Hasegawa was great.
It was great.
I think you can go now.
On the contrary, I felt sorry for you.
I felt sorry for you.
I wasn't in good condition this time.
Why?
Shinobu is busy, so I was waiting for him.
I was waiting for him before I started.
I was already exhausted.
Massaman's stamina gauge was exhausted.
Wait a minute.
Let's go back to Osaka.
Let's go back.
Don't worry about it.
Massaman was surprised by this announcement.
There is one last announcement.
Massaman's Massaman Curry will be released this spring.
Listen to me.
Listen to me first.
It's a prank item, so the package won't be sold.
No, it won't be sold.
If you eat curry, you'll get money.
No, it won't be sold.
Why?
Did you become rich?
No, I'm not rich.
I don't have a lot of money.
You can't calculate.
Stop it!
Massaman's Massaman Curry.
What will it be like?
We'll let you know as soon as we know the details.
"If I Met You Again" is being released all over the country.
It's a love story that transcends the era of Yuri, a high school girl, and Akira, a special forces member.
Please watch it with your loved ones at the cinema.