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Kuku's eyes...
Seven one's one...
Seven fourteen...
Seven three twenty-five...
Seven Shou's twenty-eight...
Fight!
Kuku's unspeakable man!
If you lose, you get a reverse punch!
Will it be the first win in the worst competition ever?!
Dockering Rampage!
After five years, Kamenashi has made an emergency appearance!
Unforgivable Special!
Today, we have Kamenashi Kajiya-san with us!
Thank you for coming!
I'm Kamenashi Kajiya-san!
It's refreshing...
It's a shame we can't see your sharp shoes from the table...
Wait a minute...
No, wait a minute...
I'm not sharp at all...
That's why you've gotten rounder recently...
That's not recent...
I'm 37 years old...
You're 37 years old...
I'm 15 years older than you...
I like that he's sharp-tongued...
Wait!
Can you not talk about Kamenashi-kun?!
How many years older than him?
About 10 years...
He's above the clouds...
I don't know what to do.
Are you out of your mind?
No, I'm not out of my mind.
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I changed it to a new one that doesn't have sugar in it.
It doesn't have sugar in it!
No, it doesn't have sugar in it.
Instant freezing!
Foo-too-lemon!
No, it doesn't have sugar in it.
Suntory.
Someone who hasn't had an octopus pie yet.
Yes.
Someone who's really curious about it.
Yes.
It's that kind of flavor.
It's a strange flavor, but it's very popular.
Suntory?
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A dad suddenly takes on the dodgeball challenge!
While his family is out playing on their days off...
A family that seems to have a good sense of sportsmanship calls out to him...
And his dad suddenly takes on the dodgeball challenge!
He gets the toy he wants for his child!
But if he loses...
His dad goes berserk!
And the one who takes on such a scary game is...
Here it comes!
I am the devil, Memphis!
Is it different?
Oh my, it's different from the usual Memphis.
It was supposed to be Abareru-kun, but who is this?
Who is it?
I really love this show, and I've been watching it since the first episode!
Dad, isn't Mephisto's kanji different from usual?
Yeah! This Mephisto is like Yama Kenko and Yamamoto Kenta!
Who's there?!
He's a super-pure guy who's been pranked many times on this show!
Apparently, Avareru was called from hell because he was busy with the school festival season!
I see!
What can I say...
It's like a father who does his best for his child, and a love for his family that comes from it!
This time, the dads with various characteristics challenge the strongest dodgeball kids!
The first people who were brought to the studio after listening to their warm interviews are...
Cute outfits!
The Daisuke Papai family who came all the way from Toyosu!
But...
The one who will challenge is...
Dad!
I know him! I know him!
You know him?!
He looks like a dodgeball player...
Oh, you found out! You found out!
Apparently, they found out...
It can't be helped, so let's have the Mephist come on stage!
But...
It's different from usual.
We always go wild.
Fuji TV announcer, Kenta Yamamoto.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
And this time...
We're here!
The strongest dodgeball kids that will attack their dads are...
Wow, they're so cool!
Kanagawa Prefecture's champion, Team Mogurajima!
Their swordsmanship and skills are unparalleled!
Wow, what a score!
If they can escape for a minute,
they can get toys that will catch their kids' hearts!
Dad, what's your sports background?
When I was in college, I used a frisbee called "ultimate".
Ultimate?
Dad, what's "ultimate"?
"Ultimate" is...
It's like an "ameft" sport where you use a frisbee.
Because you need all kinds of physical abilities,
it's called "ultimate".
Are you confident?
Yes, I'm very confident.
Why?
I've seen it on TV a lot.
Why can't you do it?
He's strong!
It's usually elementary school students...
No matter how you think about it, you can't hit it.
I think you can do it.
Do it! Do it!
If you say it like that, it'll be too embarrassing if you don't win.
Do you know that?
Do your best! Do your best!
No matter what kind of manga or drama it is,
characters who say those lines are bound to lose.
Look, elementary school students are getting angry.
But on the contrary, if you win like this, you are a hero.
Do your best for your children.
I'm happy.
Tochibori Challenge, start!
Do your best! Do your best! Do your best!
Do your best! Do your best!
Four seconds to start!
He's fast!
Huh? This ultimate father has already won.
I can't win no matter what I think.
I wonder if I can catch it.
No way!
Because you said quite a lot of things in front of the girls just now.
This is so embarrassing!
Dad...
You look happy.
Dad, you can do it!
You can do it!
Be gentle!
You can do it!
Momura Island is strong!
Dad, are you okay?
Dad, you've said too much.
Will it end like this?
You can do it!
Ultimate bankruptcy!
Finally, the police judge the situation and avoid the ball!
Can they do it?
You can do it!
I could not move.
I'm sorry!
I hit the ball, but it was too bad.
I know.
It was really embarrassing to make it to the 2 out.
But somehow, we managed to get it back.
But still, Dad...
This Daidamefisto...
I know you're cheering for him, but...
He's a demon, isn't he?
Yeah...
What does he know about demons?
I was pretty confident in my first opening.
How do you like it now?
Well, it's harder than I expected. It's serious.
This is amazing.
Good, good, good.
- His cute smile is back. - I'm glad, I'm glad.
Sudden dodgeball challenge!
The next family is...
A big daddy family with four wives.
Cute son!
Dad, what have you done in sports?
I used to play soccer.
How much did you play?
Well, since first grade...
He's so little.
How about now?
I play a little less now.
- He's so little. - He's not very energetic.
In this one minute, what kind of strategy will you use to escape?
- I don't like it. - You don't like it?!
I have no choice but to play soccer.
This dad is really low on energy.
The big daddy family is in trouble.
I'm worried about this lack of spirit.
Let's say one last word to your dad.
One, two...
You can do it!
Dad!
What happened, dad?!
Super Rotation Papa VS The Strongest Dodgeball Kids
Will they...
I don't think they'll give up at all.
There are four of them, so I'm sure they'll do their best.
I'm counting on you, so cheer up and challenge me, dad!
Okay! Let's do this!
Dodgeball Challenge, start!
Run!
Good luck!
Yes!
Too slow!
That's it! That's it!
Good luck!
That's it! That's it!
Not yet! Not yet!
Not yet!
Dad...
Isn't this person...
...moving too little?
It's like he's trying to avoid it with minimal action.
Hm?
This movement... Could it be...
Kitaro!
This father may be doing something outrageous!
What is it? It's the minimum movement, right?
Something outrageous?
What is it, father?
Perhaps this father is not low-tensioned!
Huh?
He's trying to reduce his own presence and eliminate harm!
Reduce one's own presence?
Why would he do such a thing?
By reducing one's own presence, it will be harder for him to hit the ball!
That's the way!
Look!
The kids' balls don't go to their dads!
No, they don't!
They do!
Oh, you're right!
That's why it's always been quiet.
It's not like that, Dad!
Merry Christmas!
Kentucky will always be with you all for Christmas!
See you!
Merry Christmas!
"Party Barel" pre-order now until the 10th!
Christmas in Kentucky
Everyone in Japan, thank you for your hard work again this year!
At the end of the year...
Cheers!
To everyone who worked and studied hard!
Cheers, Barel!
Garlic Gatsu!
Monthly Kentucky
Performance required by instinct
ZRV-EHEV
"Honda's Subsc" "Rakumaru"
The cost of the car
With a lot of work
Monthly Kentucky
With a lot of work
Monthly Kentucky
"Honda's Subsc" "Rakumaru"
With Honda Cars
Ugh, it's cold
Be patient
Ta-dah!
What is it?
It's Uncle Chichinpenpen!
Wow, it's cold
Be patient
It's expensive these days
Save on heating
It used to be like this
Communications are expensive, too
Uncle Chichinpenpen!
If you buy something
You get points for paying for communications
That's a good deal
There is such a thing
Such a good plan
Pay for it
Is it possible?
Yes
Is it possible?
Yes, it is
ORAL-B
If you brush your teeth
Your dental health will remain 50%
ORAL-B
Dental cleaning power 99.7% up
With a round rotation
You can brush your teeth
ORAL-B
Used by the world's dentists
Brown shaving report
I'm worried about my evening beard
It's the latest brown
I shaved it in the morning
Ultimate cut
Evening beard to zero
Series 9 Pro Plus
Evening beard is smooth
Brown
Probably this dad
Not low tension
Beauty of one's presence
Don't erase the stigma
Stop it
Disappear
Oh no
[Laughter]
Hit it!
It's not broken!
It's not broken, dad!
[Laughter]
I hit it!
[Laughter]
Dad.
Yes, you're right, but what does "erase presence" even mean?
Kitaro, don't worry about the details.
I can see myself clearly now.
It was a stealth operation to reduce presence,
but she was chased in with two outs.
Will she be able to get back up from here?
And then, Dad...
His tension goes down even more.
If I win, you'll think I'm cool, but...
Take it! Take it! Take it!
Dad, how do you think you can win now?
Catch!
Oh, that's a good catch.
I like "catch".
How about "catch"?
"Catch" hurts my eyes.
She's gone!
Now, the tension has dropped to some extent.
Dad, can you do it?
Ready, start!
Go for it!
The kids try to shake their father and swing him back and forth and left and right.
I can see it!
You can do it!
Go for it!
All right!
Go for it!
It's not because it's gone!
It's not gone!
The kids are gone!
Dad! This dad did it!
Whether or not destroying his presence was his plan doesn't matter anymore!
Look at him!
Even if he wins, he's not excited at all!
He's determined, isn't he?
Dad! Dad! Dad!
Give him a round of applause!
He did it!
How was it, dad?
It was cool!
Even if he wins, he's not excited at all!
This is bad.
The war father has succeeded!
The next family is...
If my father succeeds, I'll give you this toy.
No, it's not finished yet!
So cute!
Thank you very much!
The Noriyuki family has a six-year-old cheerful daughter.
But this father actually...
By the way, what is your age?
Do I have to say it?
Yes.
I'm 58 years old.
58?!
Yes.
It's too early.
Because you look like an old man.
I can't see it.
You're young.
Yes.
When I was in elementary school, I was called "dodgeball king."
I'm confident in dodgeball.
It's not a joke.
You can look forward to it.
Yes, please look forward to it.
Dad...
Has anyone challenged dodgeball at the age of 58?
No, it's my first time.
But speaking of 58...
It's the same age as Megumin in the studio!
Can a 58-year-old father dodgeball?
Now, the oldest...
Family idiotic dodgeball king...
Challenges for his daughter!
Do your best!
King Triedo...
That's half a century ago!
You can't move in the same way now!
But you still have to win!
Daughter...
Burn your father's courage in your eyes!
King's camera!
Another nice picture, look!
Let's begin!
Dodgeball Challenge, Start!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
There he is!
Go for it, Dad!
Nice one!
Go for it, Dad!
Go for it, King!
Dad, is it really possible for a 58-year-old man like you to move like that?
Wow, you're amazing!
No, you're amazing!
Kitaro, imagine yourself as Megumi at the same age as me and look at me one more time!
I can't believe it!
Imagine yourself as Megumi...
Got it!
I'll give it a try!
I have a bad feeling about this!
I can't see you!
What's the meaning of this?
"Kayo'u Yoru Kuji" is on Antochable TV!
Go on tele!
Hapchan!
"Kuji" is a talk show on Ueda Shinya.
Twenty popular comedians have passed away.
It's their first time showing their terrible reality.
"Kojo Inkai" airs at 11:10.
Curry! Curry!
Curry!
"Dodora Atari no Kitchen" airs at 11:40.
Arrange kids' curry with refreshing spiciness!
"Zuppari Hekimen Shunou" by N. Polda.
It's the ideal storage to solve your problems.
N. Polda, smart and beautiful in storage.
"Nitori" for more than you pay!
"Nitori"'s N3 Plugged Jewelry.
A special material with good ventilation and elasticity.
A top coil that fits your body.
A lower coil that supports you.
A three-layer structure that makes you sleep well.
"Nitori" for more than you pay!
How far do you want to go?
As far as you can't go!
Oh, just give me the key!
Let's Swifty!
It's awesome to go anywhere!
New Swifty and Hybrid!
I built a sauna in my garden.
Pay $4,000. Was there such a thing?
Oh, this is a new one.
Should we start a new life soon?
What?
It's been 7 years! A renewal! A life game!
Takara Tomy
A thin and light charged Swifty smartphone!
If you read the QR code, Swifty will appear!
Clear your wishes and increase your apps!
More and more fun will spread!
Swifty Smartphone
Movie version too!
I don't care about acne anymore.
It's been good lately.
Is it thanks to this?
Oh, sis! My proactive!
I don't use it.
No, you have it!
I don't have it!
I don't use it!
B-beautiful!
In fact, acne can be done by everyone!
You can use it regardless of generation!
With proactive that considers Japanese skin,
From the basics to acne-prone skin,
If it doesn't fit you can return it!
Search "proactive"!
Kitaro!
While imagining yourself in the same age as Megumi,
Look at it again!
I can't believe it!
Megumi-san's appearance...
Understood!
I'll try it!
Bad feeling!
Are you okay?
Don't make it complicated! Don't edit it!
Watch out! Watch out!
Oh no! Which one? Which one?
I can't concentrate on the match!
Megumi-san is in a bad mood because she's on TV!
Dad, you're two outs now, but you're still doing it!
I'm already two outs!
When I think about Megumi-san's appearance, I can see how amazing you are!
Isn't that right?
When I think about it, I can already see that you're Megumi-san!
I can empathize with you better!
Do it, Kitaro!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
20 seconds left!
You can do it!
Because you're not Megumi-san!
Megumi ran away desperately!
But then...
Megumi-san! Megumi-san!
Megumi collapsed!
Because you're not Megumi-san!
Megumi ran desperately, being crazy about her 58-year-old body!
But...
Megumi's body couldn't take it anymore!
Bun-ji-cuse!
But...
The next moment...
Oh my, the kids missed it!
Before the kids were 58 years old in this state,
did they go crazy?
5 seconds left!
Can they do it?
Go!
They did it!
Oh, that's great!
They did it!
Oh, they're crying!
That didn't work out for you, Megumi-san.
Just one more...
That was close!
Huh?
No, it was supposed to end when you fell earlier,
so it wasn't bad at all.
So, this dad is completely out.
Kotaro, you're too strict sometimes!
You're so strict!
It's only one more left.
It's amazing when you get caught.
This is what happened in the end.
When this happened...
I thought I shouldn't do it, but he let me go.
That's right.
But I wanted to stay alive, unfortunately.
Despite everything.
Let's watch it.
I didn't want you to let me go, so I held you tight and cried.
Hold me tight!
Thank you very much for your cooperation!
Thank you very much, Megumi-san!
Just a little more, Megumi-san! Just one more second!
First of all, I'd like to pay respect to that father.
First of all, he's 58 years old and his movement is amazing.
And second of all, his editing is sloppy.
It's not sloppy, but it's completely different from Kino-san's.
Kino-san's face is slanted, Megumi-san's face is slanted.
And Kiero-otosan's face is slanted, what do you think of it?
That's why I didn't know that my father had that kind of ability.
That's why!
It's amazing!
But don't you feel happy when children come and say, "Oh, it's a touch ball!"
What kind of ability does my father have?
I think it's lonely if you don't edit anything!
I'm not asking you to send me a family picture or something like that!
What I'm saying is, that shooting was fun and interesting, so please edit it as you like!
I'm not asking you to edit it as you like!
I want you to edit it as it is!
I didn't think you'd make me do it!
I didn't think you'd do it!
We're back with another prank!
But this time, it's a prank that we just recorded.
It's a prank that we just recorded, but we can watch it now.
What will it be like?
You really don't talk much today.
I want you to do it.
You're terrible today.
It's because of this.
It's related to Fuuma!
It's a prank about Fuuma!
What happened to Fuuma?
It will be revealed somewhere in "Second Hand Prank"!
"Second Hand Jokes Prank"!
This program is about making jokes into pranks.
Fall is the season of jokes.
So we're going to make four jokes and send them to you.
First...
Second...
How about a squid?
We'll secretly give you a squid on your neck.
It's a joke prank.
Here's the squid we're using.
It's a special silicone squid made exactly like the real thing.
The silicone squid is chilled in the refrigerator.
There's a lot of squid extract on it.
It may be more of a squid than a squid.
"Second Hand Jokes Prank"!
The target is...
A little weird young actress, Mori Hinami.
Mori-san.
Speaking of Mori, on this show before...
Wait, isn't this "Second Hand Jokes Prank"?!
I'm so happy!
Don't cry!
She's crying and happy about being on this show.
She's a little weird fan of this show.
She's not a weird fan.
Just before the filming of "Second Hand Jokes Prank"...
Oh, yes, I'm coming!
Can you fix my car for me?
Yes!
Thank you.
What?
Wait, wait, wait!
What do you mean? Why did you just put squid in it?
What do you mean? Why squid?
What is this?
This is a prank round.
What?
I was fooled!
Are you all pranksters?
Yes.
But what kind of prank is this?
This is a joke prank.
A joke prank?
Yes.
Oh, I got it!
How about squid?
This is...
Well, well, well.
Yes, I got it. That's all.
This is the worst!
I always hear this in prank rounds.
Is there anyone like Nakagawa?
He's not here today.
Hey, hey, hey!
It's about time!
Nakagawa, I can't forgive you!
He's not here today.
Nakagawa?
No, no.
I'm serious!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for watching.
Yasko is the entertainer with the worst prank this year.
I hate you so much!
Yasko hates this show and the staff of this show so much that he can't stand it.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Sorry, I put it on myself.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Wow, it's dripping.
Wow, I got it!
What? Is this an accident?
What is this?
Wait, I don't know what's going on!
What's going on?
Oh, I got it!
I got it!
Seriously, don't come near me!
Seriously!
I think I'll put my hand in now!
Seriously!
Seriously, you're the worst person in the world!
You're really ugly!
You surprised me!
I couldn't keep up with you!
I thought you were someone else!
What?
Higashino-san's show isn't bad at all!
You're all ugly! Seriously!
What kind of show are you doing?
What is today's punishment prank series?
Punishment prank?
Yes.
Bi...
Ika...
I...
Ikaika?
What?
This is bad!
This is bad! This is bad!
Wow!
I can't believe you'd do something like that for a prank!
I can't believe it!
What?
Yes?
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What? What? What?
I'm sorry.
No, it's over.
Squid!
It's the best.
Wait a minute.
This is a squid, isn't it?
I've done this once.
Yes, in fact, this prank is the second time in Canada.
Three years ago, in exactly the same place,
they were doing exactly the same prank.
The same reaction.
It's the best.
It's exactly the same.
It's the same.
Their reactions were exactly the same,
so much so that you'd mistake it for this one.
It doesn't feel like anything.
Their reactions were exactly the same.
It's because we do exactly the same thing.
That's true.
Squid is squid.
You're wrong.
This time...
Squid is squid.
Go home!
Autumn's prank prank festival.
Next is...
If you measure blood pressure in seconds...
Blood pressure...
If you measure blood pressure in seconds...
For some reason, your butt gets hot.
It's a fake prank.
If the target puts his arm through this blood pressure meter...
It gets locked and you can't get out of it.
If you can't move around anymore...
Hot water comes out of the chair.
Who could it be?
Before going overseas for filming,
she came here because she was told she'd be diagnosed with dementia.
Newlywed Furutonmura Kamu.
"I'll be back soon, so please wait a little longer." When Furutonmura Kamu began to measure his blood pressure, his blood was...
"Are you okay?" "Yes, I'm okay."
Ah! It's hot! Seriously!
"Do you know what year it is?" "I have a hot butt."
- What are you doing? - Pressing my buttocks.
Hey!
Don't say "don't say"!
- Next is... - Who is it?!
- Oh, Aoyama! - Nelson's Aoyama Whole Nuts.
I'll give you a ball of love.
I can't help it.
I dodged it once.
I dodged it and it got wider and hotter.
I tried to concentrate on my butt once.
But I thought it would make a hole in it.
I didn't know how to do it.
I see.
I think it's a job for me.
- It's not only for you. - It's a job for me.
And now, a prank on Fuma!
It's been eight months since it came out, and it's unforgivable!
I've been working all the time.
But if you heat and put this azuki power on it...
The warm steam of azuki comes up.
It feels good.
You can use the azuki power over and over again.
- Oh, Kobayashi Pharmaceutical! - Drain hose!
- I'm washing it, but there's dirt and gold in it! - It stinks!
There's an easy-to-clean ball! Pon!
Just blow it up in the back of the pipe!
Cleaning! Salary!
- Yeah, it's refreshing! - Easy-to-clean ball!
♪ Back Delivery ♪
Hey, Gura-koro?
Isn't it cold outside?
Buy it and then ... Delivero?
♪ Gura-koro ♪
Gura-koro at home in cold winter?
It's delicious!
Gura-koro with delitox set?
♪ Gura-koro ♪
Not only good things, because it is every day
With your favorite scent of clothes you wear every day
I want you to feel a little better
The more you like it, the better it smells
HAMMINGFREYA
♪ Gura-koro ♪
We were very good children this year.
And Pokemon's synchronization board came out.
In other words?
Everything we want to do is packed!
Christmas is Pokemon Scarlet, Violet and Zero's secret!
Huh? Hey, look!
Uber Eats' family involvement is amazing!
Uber Eats' food products are now 30% off!
So, isn't it Uber Eats' day today?
Ah!
Oh, I forgot the poison.
♪
Eye sight equipped with three cameras that protect life.
New SUV "RAYBUCK" newly released!
Market fair this weekend!
In cold winter, round-shelled seafood udon!
This one! This one!
Udon, meat and soup stock!
Freshly made in winter!
Yum-yum! Yum-yum!
Meat and egg on top of each other!
I'm happy!
Round-shelled seafood!
♪
End of the world.
New album "NAUTILUS" pre-order now!
Ah-nya!
The latest issue!
Kill this girl!
You guys dash the microfilm!
It's too early to give up!
Wait for me!
Ah-nya!
SPY FAMILY CODE WHITE
SUMO!
Perfect item!
Found it!
Because I know how to find it!
From a map, specific conditions, and commuting hours!
Perfect!
It's easy to find!
Search for "SPY" on SUMO!
Item number one!
RECRUIT!
Fall's Dajale Prank Festival!
Next...
In a second... With a kamasu...
One-shot kamasu...
As it is...
With the target kamasu...
One-shot kamashitao...
This prank...
Kamasu is...
A wide variety of tropical and non-tropical species...
When you eat it...
It's delicious when you grill it with salt...
This 1.5-meter-long...
Program-specific giant kamasu...
From behind the target that came...
Like this...
One-shot kamashito...
In Kanagawa Prefecture's Misaki...
A fake watch for fishing...
The one who came there is...
Who is it?
Oh!
I'm sorry...
I'll never look at you!
Speaking of Haraguchi...
Are you sick?
What is it?
You're not sick, are you?
Always sick and sick...
The world's fastest man...
The fastest man!
It's this wide...
This time...
We've prepared it over there...
For real?
That's right...
Are there any fish?
But...
There are some here...
Can you see it?
It's pretty big...
What is it?
It's a sea bream!
You're sick, aren't you?
Hang in there!
You're sick!
And then...
You're definitely sick! You're sick!
You're sick, aren't you?!
Who pushed you?!
You're definitely sick!
It's him!
It's him who pushed me!
What the hell?!
No, this is...
It's a prank on you.
What?!
That's a kamasu.
Kamasu?!
Kamasu...
A kamasu...
Kamasu?!
A kamasu and a kamasu.
Shut up!
Shut up, seriously!
You know...
It's a kamasu-kamashita-sanma!
Sanma!
A kamasu-kamashita-sanma!
How was it? Did you like it?
It's him!
Hello!
The same goes for Oideyasu Oda.
But during this Oda period, there was a problem...
Huh? It looks big, but is it not?
Where is it?
Over there.
You're sick!
You're sick! You're sick!
But...
The kamasu...
The kamasu fell.
The position to guide the oda was slightly off,
and the kamasu didn't clean hit.
The huge kamasu and kiko,
along with the art cost of 1.6 million people,
disappeared like bubbles.
Mr. Uchiyama!
Here, Shibu Shibu staff is heading for an explanation.
Go away! Go away!
Oh, there he is.
He looks like a victim.
What is this?
This is...
Yes.
This is actually...
Yes.
Like this...
Yes.
What do you mean "actually"?
You made a mistake just now!
You made a mistake!
No, it's just a ball.
It's just a ball.
I was explaining, and Mr. Oda was ahead of me.
Yes, yes.
So I hit it.
It went in your waist.
No, no, it just happened.
What is this?
No, this is really...
Yes.
This is it.
What?!
Why?!
Why did you do it?!
You killed me!
Hey!
You killed me!
He didn't kill you.
You!
It's a little high.
I'll change it.
It's a little high.
I'll change it.
Next up is...
It's me!
I'm not a regular anymore.
I go after a regular once a month.
You're already a child.
No, no, that's not true.
I'm borrowing it!
Is there a fish?
But...
There is!
Fish!
Can you see it?
It's nice.
That was a great fall.
(BOOM)
And then, as always, D...
Hey, you!
Hurry up and throw it!
What the hell is this?!
It's so high!
I can't even use my legs!
I'm wearing clothes, so it's heavier than I thought!
Wow...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
If you're not going to prank me...
Can you...
(BOOM)
I knew you could do it!
You're amazing!
It's a casual prank.
The title is...
Kamasu...
Kamasu is...
Kamasu...
I asked for makeup earlier and I got a lot of pimples on my head.
I can't get it all off now.
That's embarrassing.
That's embarrassing!
Hey, camera man, look up!
Makeup man, look up!
I'm screwed.
It's not "pokopoka" now?
What? My head.
It's not "pokopoka" now, what is it?
"Suka Suka"?
No way!
We're good friends!
Aki's prank was a success.
I'm glad!
"Ottosei" in "ryo" and "ottosei" in "ottosei"...
"Ottosei" is...
It lives in the Pacific Ocean, South Africa, and other places.
It lives in the ocean of water and land.
Guys!
It's an educational program!
This giant "ottosei" statue was delivered from the Philippines.
It will drop its target into the ocean with this statue.
Please pick it up.
The distance between you and the target is surprisingly close.
Mine?
Yes.
Is it that close?
While chatting with the staff,
from behind...
"Ottosei" is...
It lives in the Pacific Ocean, South Africa, and other places.
But from over there...
In the middle...
Maybe I endured it.
Maybe I endured it and dropped it.
What about this one?
This one?
Wonderful!
What's the record?
What the hell is this?
Takeru!
This is...
No, no, no!
Otoseiga!
Otoseiga! Otosei!
Right?
That's right.
Right? It should be a little softer.
It's a little hard.
You didn't like it, did you, Mr. Higa?
No, I'll be honest with you.
I really thought it was over.
I really...
No, really...
The staff is here.
I feel like it's over.
I'm going to leave it there.
So you didn't like it, did you, Mr. Higa?
I really feel sorry for you.
I feel sorry for you.
Haven't you done it before?
Megumin from "Sentai" did it!
Megumin did it!
Megumin did it, Mr. Higa!
Didn't you hit it?
- I did. - You scratched it?
Yeah, I scratched it.
I didn't just scratch it on the tail.
- The position... - Yeah, you're right.
- I think it's in a bad position. - Yeah.
But, you know...
This is okra.
This is okra!
Seriously!
This is okra.
- Why?! - Because...
There's nothing we can do about it.
Huh? What's that?
You!
You scared me!
What's that?!
- It's a prank. - What's that?!
What's that?!
Should I drop it?!
Oh, should I drop it?!
Should I drop it?!
I'm gonna drop it!
Megumin, you scratched my head so hard!
Don't do that!
Keif, you said it, didn't you?!
Your black butt is flowing!
Look at his face!
He looks like a black man!
But it was fun!
It was fun!
It's okra, okra!
It flew all the way to the chair next to me.
I'm happy about that.
Huh? Huh?
It's hard! It's hard!
It's hard!
I won't let you go! I won't let you go!
It's hard! It's hard!
I won't let you go! I won't let you go!
I got it!
I won't let you go!
Isn't it funny?
I like it!
OK! Thank you very much!
And now...
Moriwaki-san has one more prank for you.
The prank is...
In a hospital...
A young woman...
No way!
A young woman...
A young woman?
It's a young man's job!
I'm in the same class as Megumi-kun!
I know! It's so funny!
I'm sorry.
Remember my name, Osanai-san.
Osanai-san.
I see.
Osanai-san.
That's why I'm Osanai.
Osanai.
What a fool!
I'm sorry.
I didn't know Fuji TV was in such a place.
What a fool!
And now, it's time for "Fuma Dokkiri".
It's been eight months since "Yurusenai".
"Fasner is raised in a second".
The target, who was made to wear a special parka,
is raised by a fake stylist.
It's locked and it won't come off again
This is the dokkiri.
It all started two hours before today's recording.
The target is...
Travis Japan's Genta Matsuda.
And actually, the one who cares about Matsuda as a senior is...
Here he is.
Our talkative Fuma.
This time, Fuma came here to watch his cute junior do dokkiri.
I see.
I'm excited about this.
You look like you're about to do it.
I don't have a lot of time, so I'm going to do it with my arms.
I'm stupid if I don't speak up.
I say "yes" twice.
Yes, yes.
"Yes" once.
Basically, it's something you say to your mother.
"Yes" once.
Yes, yes.
He always says "yes" and "yes" all the time.
Hey, over there!
It's finally opening!
It's open!
What? What?
What? What are you doing?
This is the worst! This is definitely it!
Wow!
Isn't this going to take a while?
Shall we go?
At this moment,
Fuma, who is normally the attacker,
rushes to the studio where Matsuda is.
What are you doing?
I'll get you!
What are you doing?
Wow!
What are you doing?
Wow!
Ouch!
This is scary.
What is this?
Ouch!
This is...
This is really...
There's nothing there!
There you are.
Ouch!
It's a funny game.
Do you want me to put you down?
Yes, please.
I'll put you down.
Isn't it crazy?
It's terrible!
Good morning!
What's up with you?!
I'm sweating like crazy!
And I'm scared!
What was the situation like?
Well, I was tired and...
I was surprised...
I said "five, four, three, two, one"...
That's a lot of firsts.
I'll give you a special test.
Because I'm a prankster.
Got it.
Yes.
Got it?
Yes.
Because I'm a prankster.
Yes.
Yes!
The next target is...
Tatsumi Yuzai, also known as "for you".
But, in fact...
Tatsumi knew that this was a prank.
Because...
The real target of this prank is...
What should I hide?
It's because of this man.
And today...
The person who came to "one gun" studio as a prankster is...
What?!
Kikuchi Huma's senior, Tatsumi Yun "Kamenashi" Kazuya.
It was him.
I knew it! He's scary!
And the content of the prank is...
In a second, the person who raised the fastener suddenly turned into Kamenashi Katsuya.
Hey!
Katsuya?
When Fuma, who is actually underestimating him, Tatsumi's fastener went up and rushed to the scene,
Fuma, who is not underestimating him at all, turned into Kamenashi.
For Fuma, it's the opposite of hell's prank.
This is amazing!
Speaking of Kamenashi Katsuya, Fuma told us about his senior above the clouds.
In fact, Fuma used to make a phone call to Kamenashi Katsuya on a certain program.
Hello, this is Kikuchi.
Hello, thank you for your hard work.
He was so scared of his senior Kamenashi.
So, if the person who raised the fastener thought it was Tatsumi and turned him into Kamenashi, he must be very scared.
Wow, I'm looking forward to it!
Fuma, who is watching Tatsumi's action without even dreaming of such a big operation being deployed...
He's cool.
If you look closely, he's cool.
Everyone does this when they appear on TV.
Don't talk like that!
Even if Tatsumi is the attacker, even if Kamenashi is nearby, he doesn't know and is excited.
As expected of you, brother.
I'm not suspicious of you at all.
I knew it!
It's complete!
This is Tatsumi's senior.
Is this correct?
It's correct!
This is your true form!
- Like this? I don't know. - The initial speed is a little weak.
- Eh? What? What? What? - I'm not in a good condition.
- Captain! - What? Who is it?
- This is no good. I need an assistant.
- I'll do it as a go-fighter, senpai. I'll do it.
They head to the studio. At the studio, Tatsumi and the cameraman have already changed and are ready.
Then, Fuma, who doesn't know anything, comes running.
- Hey! This is good! - Hey! Wait a minute! Someone answer me!
- Hey! - Wait! I'm scared! Seriously! Stop it!
- It's a little different from other comedy shows. - I've never seen anything like it before.
- There are a lot of regulars because they do such interesting manzai. - We'll do our best!
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Or...
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This is awesome!
This isn't a New Year's party!
We're going on a trip!
I just saw a crab and an eye.
Yay!
We're going on a trip!
- Which one? - Which one?
- Well...
- Both of them!
- If we all laugh together, this year will be a good year!
- "Kirin, Ichiban Shibori"
- For a second, the person who gave up suddenly became a "kamenashi kaseya"
- I don't like this...
- No way, in his hoodie...
- He's always licking it!
- Not "kosenpai" Tatsumi, but "daisenpai" "kamerashi" that you should never lick!
- It's a "target" that you wouldn't even dream of, "fuma"!
- Hey!
- Hey! Wait a minute! Someone stop him!
- Hey!
- Hey! Stop it!
Ouch! Seriously!
Please let me through.
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! I'm scared!
Watch out! Watch out!
Ouch! Ouch!
Fuma doesn't stand up.
He doesn't even dream of becoming a kamenashi.
Instead, he just plays around.
This is the worst! Seriously!
Now it's time for Fuma to meet a kamenashi.
What are you going to do?
Ouch! Ouch!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Ouch! Ouch!
He's good!
He's the best!
What's wrong with you?!
You did it!
Fuma, Fuma, Fuma...
You did it!
This can't be a joke!
No, it doesn't matter.
He slapped me.
I slapped you.
It's not poison.
You...
How many times did you slap me?
I'm stubborn.
How many times did you slap me?
I slapped you...
about two times.
No, I slapped you a lot.
Look me in the eye and talk to me.
Did I do something wrong?
No, no, no.
Did I do something wrong?
Yes.
In addition,
Kurman has a lot of seniors who are very good at it.
I'm a senior.
I think I'm a senior for about a year.
Senior of turtles.
Senior.
I don't have a chance to talk to the turtle owner.
I don't have a chance to meet the turtle owner.
You always look at me.
You don't look at the turtle at all.
We always run into each other at work.
When I say "Hey, Fumar", you always look at me.
Did I do something wrong?
I'm scared!
Are you scared of the turtle?
Why?
What are you afraid of?
I don't do anything.
It's normal.
I'm scared like a turtle.
What happened?
Did you do something?
Turtles are very...
I'm scared like a turtle.
No, no, no.
Don't invite me.
I'm really scared like a turtle.
What did you do?
It's been 15 years since I joined.
It's been 25 years for me.
It's been 26 years for me.
I've been scared for 15 years.
I didn't even say hello.
Where were you looking at?
Were you looking at my face?
I was looking at you.
You didn't notice.
You're looking at me.
I'm looking at you.
You're looking at me.
You're looking at me with your right hand.
You're walking like this.
You said "how was your day?"
Yes.
Say it properly.
Thank you.
Give me everything back.
I can't see anything.
Okay, okay.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's really dirty.
It's funny.
It's hard to prank people.
It's really dirty.
When I came down here, I've been saying it since the beginning.
It's like an evil spirit that deceives people.
But it was for me!
I WANT TO BE FORGIVEN!
What a luxurious prank!
So, when I opened the door, Hamedashi-kun's face was so real.
It was so f*cking small.
I'm not kidding, he's really mad.
You can tell by the length of his face.
It's true.
At first, I got on the ship, but...
You went too far, didn't you?
I got pretty drunk.
To be honest, I thought it was a Tatsumi, but it was my own voice.
I didn't think it would be that strong.
To be honest, it was three times stronger than Genta's.
It was fun to see it like that.
It was fun.
You weren't mad at the camera?
Not at all.
It was fun.
Let's give him a round of applause!
Thank you!
It hurts!
Let's give him a round of applause!
Thank you!
It hurts!
I don't know.
I ate it for a second and went in for a second.
Tonight...
Even the world's weakest hero, Massaman...
Has an opponent who might be able to win.
Early November...
At the venue that day...
Massaman's last shoot of the year was being held.
- Odamus, Massaman. - Good morning.
- I have something special for you. - Special?
- It's a secret meeting. - Oh, I see!
- To be honest, Massaman is really weak. - That's rude of you.
That's really rude of you.
I'm doing my best.
I want you to win.
- So I think you can beat Massaman. - What?
- I've prepared someone on Massaman's level. - On Massaman's level?!
I'm not saying this myself, but he's pretty stupid.
That was a good aim.
That's right, Massaman is a rare hero who has never won even once.
On this showdown at Kio Club, Massaman has won all six matches so far.
He has won a total of eight matches in total, including another match against Kikuchiyuma.
No matter how many times he does it, he still can't win.
If he continues to lose like this, the viewers will be fed up with him before the revenge match against Kuma.
"Isn't there anyone on Massaman who can beat him?" The staff thought about it for days.
And finally, they found someone on Massaman's level who might be able to beat him.
And that person is...
- Huh? - Huh?!
Today's second time on the show, Travis Japan's Genta Matsuda.
Speaking of Travis Japan, Matsuda is one of the cool idol groups that can sing and dance, but...
6156, 6212, 6324...
No!
6425, 66630, 6525...
No way, I can't say it.
He is probably the top class idiot in the entertainment industry.
In other words, he and Matsuda probably have the same brain.
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Even Massaman might win!
The weakest confrontation in history has taken place!
Will Massaman win today?!
This is the worst...
This is the worst!
Do you know about this?
Of course I know. It's all over the TV.
Koji-kun too.
Today, Massaman will win.
No! No! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! No!
And then...
I won! I won! I won! I won! I won!
Thank you!
As I said earlier...
Today, we have someone who is as good as Massaman.
This is less than Massaman!
I really want you to win!
What?
You can win today.
I can win. Thank you.
But you know Massaman, don't you?
Of course I do.
Aren't you confident?
You're strong!
I'm confident now.
You're confident?
Yes.
You're confident now?
I feel like I can win.
Don't underestimate Massaman!
By the way, Massaman...
Can you tell me the order of the sevens?
The order of the sevens...
Seven one is one, seven fourteen...
Seven three is twenty five...
Seven four is twenty eight...
Seven four?
I won!
Seven four?
Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!
I am Thomas Japan!
Thomas Japan!
Jeremy Japan!
I won!
Man, I didn't know!
also Kado-senpai, take a look at this!
Who is it?
Who eats Thai curry?
Akai Tsubasa no Massama... Red Wings of Massama...
If you risk your life and fly away... If you risk your life and fly away...
Kanya Omamu Ando... Kanya Omamu Ando... Kanya Omamu Ando...
Fly! Fly, fly, Massama! Tobe! Tobe, Tobe, Massama!
Go! Go, go, Massama! Yuke! Yuke, yuke, Massama!
Memories are one... Kioku wa hitotsu... Memories are one...
Omassama, Massama! Omassama, Massama!
What's with the 7th one?
Our 5th opponent is Mikai-chan who is in 5th grade!
Huh? What's up?
Huh?
What's up, Gen-chan?
Well, you know, you look smart.
Well, you're in 5th grade.
That's right.
And you haven't lived longer than we do.
That's right.
So you know a lot about 5th graders.
That's right.
Well, you know a lot about 5th graders.
What's with that Japanese?
You know a lot about 5th graders.
Now, let me explain the rules.
The game is to answer the questions one by one, one by one.
However, you must remember all of the answers.
For example, if the question is "what is red?",
if Massama answers "post",
your opponent answers "tomato".
Massama answers "post", "tomato", and "lip".
Not only do you need knowledge of the topic,
you also need good memory.
It's a pretty difficult game.
If you lose, you'll be blown away in an instant.
So you absolutely have to win!
What will be the worst battle in history?
And will Massama be able to win for the first time?
The first round is...
The name of the bird!
- Bird! Bird's name! - Bird! Bird's name!
Bird!
Well then! Massama, please!
First, Jab!
Eat it!
Heart!
Heart...
- Okay! - Eat it!
- Next, Matsuda-san! - Yes!
Please!
Jab level 2!
Pigeon.
Crow.
You did a good job.
Pigeon. Crow.
Swan.
OK.
Swan. Swan.
Pigeon. Crow. Swan.
Pigeon.
You did a good job.
Mr. Matsuda, please.
Pigeon. Crow. Swan.
Pigeon.
Swan.
OK.
Pigeon.
After that, with Mr. Matsuda and Ms. Mikai, they cleared it without any danger.
Jump.
OK.
But, Mr. Matsuda continued.
He changed his mind quickly.
Isn't it fast?
It's fast.
Hat.
I forgot!
Wait! Wait!
Don't talk to me!
Wait! Wait!
Hat!
Could it be...
Hat?
Crow!
Let's go!
Fly away, Travis Japan!
Travis Japan, wait!
Hat, crow...
Applause!
Hat, crow...
Applause!
This is what it feels like to win!
Hat, crow...
Applause!
Hat, crow...
Crow!
Sparrow!
It's not time yet!
Wait a minute!
Hat, crow...
Wait a minute!
Is this a time up?
I've been waiting for you!
Rooster!
Chicken!
It's dangerous!
Don't focus on me every time!
It was dangerous, but Travis Japan managed to survive.
This is scary.
Meanwhile, Mikai, a fifth grader,
shoots a shot at the world, which is not an ordinary bird that the weakest people create.
Hat!
Crow!
Sparrow!
Mikai easily breaks through the ordinary bird zone.
And...
Chicken!
Fernandes, Benita, only chicken!
Why?
Ayaushin Massaman and Matsuda!
"Fernandes, Benitadake, only chicken" is the name of a bird that lives in Chile.
Can you remember it, Massaman and Matsuda?
Be-feni-feni-nandes?
Fernandes, Beni-itadakimasu, only chicken!
What will happen to Massaman, who can never be asked once, and Matsuda, who doesn't realize that it's their turn the next time when they're asked?
"Rules work for a cold." "Rules work for a kid's cold, too."
Rules work for a feverish nose.
"Rules work for a typhoon." "Rules work for me, too!"
Ping-pong!
Ah, my head...
When that happens, do you ask for a painkiller or kindness?
Both!
Both, right?
Painkiller for pain, kindness for stomach, quick for toxin.
Ping-pong!
There is a sluggish body, so any wish is not a dream, right?
Wishes become strength.
Wishes eventually become hope.
Now, let's go.
For a shining tomorrow.
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Today, I made a new friend.
It's been a while since I made a new friend.
No honorifics.
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Pigeon, crow, swan, duck, sparrow, woodpecker, woodpecker, chicken, fernandes, coconut, firefly, beefsteak.
Master!
Level up!
I'm not ready!
Here we go!
Gen-chan's special technique!
Muscle!
You're good, Master!
Muscle!
As usual, a bird's name is very common.
I managed to come up with a tricky name.
Master! Could this be... Could it be...
Next, Matsuda!
But now, finally, Matsuda will show his worst act!
Well then, Matsuda-san, please!
Yes!
Come on!
He's going to skip three! Skip three!
Come on, baby!
Baby, baby!
Wait, wait!
No way, Matsuda!
Matsuda's "no way" mistake!
Even his expression is pale!
And with this, Matsuda's great panic begins!
Gen-chan! Have you forgotten already?!
I haven't forgotten!
Your memory is getting thinner!
Then don't say "shabu-shabu" now!
Travis-jam!
Travis-no-jam!
Is that what you're doing?!
No-jam!
I won't tell you!
Hey!
Even if it gives you brain stimulation...
Wait, Gen-chan!
Don't say it!
Gen-chan!
Wait, don't say it!
Children of the country!
It's Matsuda's first...
Don't say it!
Oh, it's almost time!
It's almost time!
Wait, wait!
This is bad!
"Atto karase" Christmas...
Oh, it's Christmas!
It's Christmas!
It's almost Christmas!
I'm hungry!
Atto karase
You want to eat it, don't you?!
Atto karase
Have you ever seen...
...this kind of Massaman before?!
Unrivaled!
The worst man in history...
...is proud of winning!
There's no way you can lose to someone...
...who has already forgotten even one thing!
And Massaman...
Massaman...
Well...
Since you have time today...
How about 9 steps?
9 steps?
If you can do 9 steps...
I'll give you one more minute.
If you can do 9 steps, I'll give you one more minute.
I'll do it.
9 steps?
Yes, 9 steps.
No way...
Massaman has saved him.
Can Matsuha do 9 steps without mistake?
9-2-9-1 is 9.
9-2-9-2 is 18.
9-3-8-2.
I'm scared of 9-3-8-2.
What?
You are out!
Wait!
9-3-8-2!
Wait!
Let's do it together!
Ready...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Let's Gyaku Gakuin!
Massaman!
Great!
It hurts!
I won!
That's good.
I won!
Massaman...
He won for the first time!
Is there anything to be proud of? Words don't come out.
Are you crying?
A man who has been told that there is no way to win against Kuma, who has never been able to judge, has won for the first time!
I think I'm going to cry!
I finally won! I'm happy!
Now, Massaman, it's your first final match!
Will you be able to finish filming without flying for the first time?
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Hey, there it is There you are
It was great yesterday What is your point?
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I'm not good But don't you want me to attack you?
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Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori
I can't use this anymore
Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori
Sekisei Inko
It's "jab"
Sekisei Inko?
OK de!
Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori
Sekisei Inko
Kamo!
OK de!
Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori
Sekisei Inko
Kamo!
Botan Inko
Botan Inko!
That's necessary!
OK de!
Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori
Sekisei Inko, Kamo, Botan Inko.
Yes, yes, let's go, let's go.
Good, Inko is attacking me now.
Inko.
And me?
Karugamo!
Karugamo.
Oh, you got it, you got it.
Karugamo.
I got it today.
and Fernandes Beni Itadaki Hachidori.
Sekisei Inko, Kamo, Botan Inko, Karugamo.
Oh, great.
Puerto Rico princess Emerald Hachidori.
Good!
Puerto Rico princess Emerald Hachidori.
Good!
Fernandes! Fernandes!
Puerto Rico is divided.
Puerto Rico princess Emerald Hachidori is the name of a bird that lives in Puerto Rico, an area located in the middle of the United States.
Now, can you remember it?
Puerto Rico princess Emerald Hachidori is the name of a bird that lives in Puerto Rico, an area located in the middle of the United States.
Can you remember it?
Puerto Rico princess Emerald Hachidori is the name of a bird that lives in Puerto Rico, an area located in the middle of the United States.
Isn't it on the top left?
It's on the top left, isn't it?
If you are in Japan, look, it's on the top left.
It's the other way around.
I don't know which one it is.
Now, please give me the fourth order.
Fernandes! Beni! Itadaki Hachidori! Sekiseiinko!
Kamo!
Botaninko!
Karugamo!
Go for it!
Puerhitricohime!
Emerald Hachidori!
She's good!
Wow!
Massaman Power!
You're doing great!
We don't have much time!
What do you mean?
Oh, it's me!
Um, Hachidori!
Hachidori!
Massaman!
Yes?
Isn't Hachidori cheating?
What's cheating?
Somehow Hachidori!
If you lose, don't open your mouth!
You're harsh!
Just react!
Massaman!
Now, Massaman doesn't have time to talk with a man weaker than her.
On the other hand, Massaman, who won for the first time today,
is starting to suffer from an inexperienced stage called the final round.
Now, Miss Mikai, please!
Yes!
Hernandez! Beni! Itadaki Hachidori!
Sekiseiinko!
Kamo!
Maybe!
Botaninko!
Karugamo!
Stop!
Puerhitricohime! Emerald Hachidori!
Stop!
Hachidori!
Stop!
Houmidori! Akaodokoinko!
Stop!
It's hard!
Houmidori! Akaodokoinko!
I can't do it anymore!
Ayaushi Massaman!
When his brain's stamina starts to run out, it's tough.
At this rate, Massaman, you're a young man now.
Can you remember it?
To a wavering world,
My voice and my face...
So cute and funny!
It's not a decoration, my tears are...
Telephone! Telephone! Delivery!
I'm starving! Delivery!
Knock, knock! I'm a man every day!
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At a hardware store!
A dry lip...
Even on a cold day, it melts away.
It sticks to you forever.
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In the morning...
Huh?
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Huh?
Kuriko...
I'm going to surpass myself of yesterday.
One by one that I've accumulated...
Will give me confidence for tomorrow.
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It's not just good things.
Because it's every day...
I like the smell of the clothes I wear every day...
Even if it's just a little...
I want you to feel better...
That's what I think.
The more you like it, the better it smells.
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The first person I loved...
It was a special force member.
If possible...
I wanted to spend my life with you.
Don't leave me!
If only I could meet you again in that long time...
I don't know what you're thinking unless you say it.
Always smiling.
I like this kind of thing.
I want to like you.
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Today's Master is something different!
Go! To your dream place!
Mom in the studio! Give me some power!
Mom!
Yeah! Do your best!
What was it?
What was the first one?
Are you kidding me, Massan?
Your memory is too weak, Massan.
While you're inputting a new one, you're outputting the previous one.
What's more, you got carried away with the first one and blew it up yourself.
What the hell are you doing, Massan?
What was it?
It's like "I'm gonna die."
Massan's stop again.
But this is terrible.
Can't you output the first one, too?
No, I can't!
Give me your hand!
Seven one is seven...
Shut up!
You can't even count!
Seven six is twenty-eight...
Six one is six...
Six one is six... Six two is twelve...
Six three is eighteen...
Six four is twenty-four...
Six one is twenty-eight...
No!
Six six is thirty-two...
No!
Six seven is seventy-four...
No!
Shut up!
Massan! We don't have much time!
Wait a minute!
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Please!
Please! OK! OK!
And...
If you say seven steps, I'll give you one more step.
Can you try saying it?
Yeah, I'll say it!
7x1=7
7x2=14
7x3=21
7x4... 28!
7x5=35
7x8=48
7x8... 48!
7x8... 49!
8x9! 8x9! 8x9!
7x8... 49!
8x9... 56!
You're evil!
8!
I won!
7!
2!
1!
Let's Gyaku Bachi!
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
What's going on?
7x8=56
Isn't it right?
Oh, it's just one second, but it's fast.
You got a little closer to Kuma, didn't you?
Did I get closer?
No, you got closer.
A little closer.
By the way, Kato-chan, are you confident?
Well, for Mas-sama...
That's right.
You have to lose to Mas-sama.
If I lose to Mas-sama...
I'll retire.
What was my role in all of this?
You're the best of the best.
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