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Kira...
Shut up!
Kira!
Tonight's Dokkiri Grand Prix is a two-hour special!
That evil youkai duo has appeared for the first time in a while!
Something's up! Something's up! Something's up!
It turns out that in the final Dokkiri game, the biggest crisis of the past is...
This year's Grand Prix...
Behind the big hit parade and live broadcast...
There was a secret Dokkiri that was being held!
Four sisters greet their older brothers!
And a new plan!
The tactics that famous people used in the past for Dokkiri...
They learn history through Dokkiri!
Perhaps this is the most popular class in the world!
Now, let's have a fun weekend tonight, too!
Just two more hours for Kuma to slip!
The Dokkiri Grand Prix that the evil youkai seriously thought of!
Dad suddenly takes on the Dodgeball Challenge!
An ordinary family has come to Odaiba to play!
But suddenly, Dad decides to take on the Dodgeball Challenge!
If you win, you get the toy you want for your child!
But if you lose...
Dad wins!
And the one who takes on such a terrifying game is...
Dad!
The evil Mephist!
But this time, there's a slight change in his face.
What? What's changed?
Isn't it thin?
It's thin.
Oh, yeah, it's thinner than usual.
No, it's shorter than usual!
It's gotten really thin.
No, isn't this...
Isn't this not Mephist? Isn't this rampage?
Your nose is a little long.
Didn't you say that you don't have the motivation to do makeup because you don't know who it is?
No, I didn't say...
I didn't say anything like that!
I may have said that it doesn't matter who it is, but...
I think it needs a little more impact.
Dad's Sudden Dodgeball Challenge!
This time, three sportsmen dads with different sports experience will compete!
The first ones brought to the studio are...
Masahi and his dad, who happened to come from Saitama Prefecture to play that day.
Have you seen Sudden Dodgeball Challenge?
Oh, yes.
I've seen it quite a bit.
You've seen it quite a bit.
Have you seen this corner before?
Yes.
There is!
Who is it?
It's me, Kamui.
Oh, wow!
Kamui!
It's the first time I've seen you!
Who is it? Who did you mess with?
Dad...
That guy from Mephisto...
He looks like he's happy.
There was a kid who knew about this project and himself...
I was so happy!
But he's supposed to be a devil, but...
No matter how long it takes, I won't become a devil!
Dad, what's your sports history?
I played baseball a little.
Did you play dribble?
From elementary school to high school.
What's your position?
I was mainly a outfielder and catcher.
Can you do it?
Catching the ball...
I may not be able to catch it with a ball, but I'll do my best to catch a kid's heart.
Go for it!
You're so noisy!
You're wonderful!
The kids who will play against their dad are...
The dodgeball "strongest kids" who won first place in Kanto region.
If they can escape from them for a minute, they can get toys that catch the hearts of children.
"Strongest dodgeball "kids" vs. "Daddy's Baseball"
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Will they be able to show their cool appearance to their son with catching they learned at baseball?
Will they be able to get toys?
Or will they be crushed by their father's shame?
Will they?
Dodgeball Challenge! Start!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go!
That's tough!
What a hard knee!
Father's heart is hard.
Father, without catching it once, it's already two outs.
You don't have to say it!
That's right!
This is what happens when you say good things and try to avoid them!
That's tough!
That's why you shouldn't say it!
- I see... - That's all you can say, right?
- Now, the second shot! The last one! - Yes, yes, yes! You can do it, you can do it!
- You can do it, you can do it! - If he hits it one more time, it's over!
- Will it end without making a show? - You can do it, can't you?
- He's aiming at his feet! - Go, go, go!
- And at that moment... - Go, go, go!
- Go, go, go!
- Oh, his face is gone!
- Go, go, go! - Is it okay?
- Take it!
- Go, go, go! - Take it! Take it! I want you to take it!
- What a surprise! The five-speed machine Kitsu fired directly at his father's face! - Go, go, go!
- But if you take it, it's okay, right?
- There's no way he'll be okay after being hit by such a beautiful sight! - Go, go, go!
- Is this a full-time job? - Go, go, go!
- I don't need it like a VR! - I took it!
- But... at the next moment...
I... I got it!
[Cheering]
Nice one, Gama!
Go, go, go!
Cool, cool!
Go, go, go!
Dad... I caught you!
It should have hurt for sure!
This is...
This might be...
Go, go, go!
Nice one!
Nice! Cool, Dad!
Go, go, go!
A catcher! A catcher!
10 seconds left!
Go, go, go!
Now, the win is certain!
Go, go, go!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I failed the dodgeball challenge!
I'm frustrated!
But it was amazing!
You made a mistake.
It was an amazing battle!
You did your best. It was a nice fight.
Cathy was doing a good job.
She was doing a good job.
You did a good job.
That face-catching was amazing!
That's right.
You did a good job.
I was surprised.
I didn't know you could catch like that.
You did a good job.
She said you did a good job.
The next sportsman who was suddenly brought here is...
The Takuya family who came to play with their wife and daughter.
Now, please look!
Either of them will be able to escape for one minute!
Hang in there!
Definitely! Definitely! Definitely!
Don't say that!
They are not just players...
They are the winners of the Kanto Tournament!
Excuse me! I'm the one who is talking!
I've said I'm a professional!
At the Kanto Tournament...
Yes! Do you think you can do it, Papa?
I can't. I can't do it.
Yes, of course!
Now, even if it's two against one...
Please cheer for us!
This father...
His family doesn't expect anything from him at all.
That's right!
Isn't it?
Three people in a family and only one man...
That's right!
This kind of power balance is impossible!
I want this kind of father to do his best.
That's right!
I want you to do your best!
Papa, is there any sport you can do?
Basketball!
This footwork you've trained in basketball...
Isn't it pretty good?
Maybe!
What strategy will you use?
I hope I can do it!
I see!
But you can avoid it, right?
You can avoid it, right?
You can avoid it, you can avoid it!
That's a good example!
I want him to succeed and show his wife and daughter his cool appearance!
Do your best!
Papa Takuya!
Can he shine in front of his family in this basketball boom?
I want you to show me!
For his beloved daughter!
Mr. Abareru!
I want a switch!
I want to play basketball!
Dodgeball Challenge!
Start!
Run! Run! Run!
She made it!
She's amazing!
Takuya's dad catches the difficult ball that comes to his feet.
He completely ignores his family's instructions not to take it.
My daughter and today's dad are completely different!
I'm going to catch a dog!
Now, has he become serious about it?
Good!
Wow, wow, wow!
I can see it! I can see it!
The students who have become serious about it!
Run away! Run away!
Run away!
Wow!
Run away! Run away!
Wow!
Dad!
Dad! Wow!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Oh, dad, I'm so excited!
Takuya's dad's second super catch!
Even though he was completely out of position, he firmly pressed the ball that had flown in!
Do you think you can do it, dad?
I don't think I can do it.
I'll definitely do it!
Dad!
I was lightly looked at and certainly laughed at that time!
But I was really frustrated!
Because I wasn't expected to do it!
So, today, I was born again for my family!
Wow!
Dad!
Wow!
You did it!
Wow!
You just did it!
Touch the ball! Challenge failed!
What a shame!
That was so close!
You were doing your best!
That was really close!
I couldn't move my legs.
You did your best, dad.
That was a great catch!
That was a nice catch!
I didn't need that.
That was a nice catch!
Dads who are not afraid of the strongest kids.
And last but not least...
A family of four good friends and a good dad.
You're 49 years old.
Do you play any sports?
I used to play kendo.
Oh, kendo!
When I was a student and now I'm a member of society.
You're really good at kendo.
You must be good at reflexology.
I used to be good at it.
You used to be good at it.
Do you want a switch?
Yes.
Do you want it?
How much do you want it?
I just want it to explode.
I'm sure you want it!
I don't care if it's hard or not!
I just want it to explode!
Kendo vs. Dodgeball.
An unprecedented battle is about to begin!
How will traditional Japanese martial arts fight?
Will they get toys?
Or will they crush their father's reputation?
Kendo's heart and soul are revealed now!
Dodgeball challenge...
Start!
You can do it!
Look at the ball!
You can do it!
Nice pace!
Calm down!
You can do it!
1 minute starts now!
45 seconds left!
Dad, he is not moving at all!
Could it be that he is dodging with minimum movement?
This is kendo!
45 seconds left!
You can do it!
What? Dad, you hit him!
No, I didn't!
He is not moving at all!
Could it be that he is dodging with minimum movement?
Moreover, he is posing strangely when he is hit.
Nice pace!
45 seconds left!
Calm down!
Stop posing strangely!
Seriously!
Stop posing strangely!
You can do it!
Kids are getting used to it!
This is the second out!
They are cornered!
However, kendo cannot lose to dodgeball!
10 seconds left!
For the sake of the kids and kendo's will, he is going to use his last strength!
10 seconds left!
You can do it!
Let's move forward!
All reserve facilities can be moved and raised with renewable energy.
With self-generated electricity, we can go further!
Tokifuda-san
Oh, it's cash.
It's convenient.
It will be more convenient.
It's convenient!
Payment!
B.I.S. IMPACT GROUP!
It's here, too!
B.I.S. IMPACT GROUP!
On Sunday, Mr. Murakami will appear!
I'd like a vegan meal.
Vegan meal?
Here you are.
Thank you.
The best Ryogoku food Mr. Zikisi will choose is...
It's up to you!
This program is brought to you by Honda and sponsors.
Oh, that was a good song.
Huh? Lavender?
Bold and new aroma.
Did you seal in the fresh aroma of flowers?
Oh, lavender.
Everyone, let's wash!
Pollen is carried into the room with clothes.
Since you're the recipient, you can't...
You can!
If you're the recipient, you can coat your clothes and block pollen.
The recipient will also...
Pollen will...
Lenoir!
It doesn't matter if it's a special day, but if you cherished an ordinary day...
That's why...
I've been loved at the store.
With this mild Asahi beer.
To all of you in Japan...
Thank you for your hard work!
Asahi beer.
Dad suddenly does a dodgeball challenge!
Kendo's father has been dodging the ball with his feet, but in the end, he continues to stand up and gets a two-hit!
He was driven into a cliff edge!
But Kendo can't lose to dodgeball!
Ten seconds left!
For the children! And for Kendo's life!
He's squeezing his last strength!
Ten seconds left!
Kendo's father doesn't look too good now!
Kendo, don't give up!
Don't lose! Don't lose to Henshin!
You can do it!
Kendo's father's enemies are already falling!
Run!
He made it!
You guys are better than the editors!
Success!
We won!
You guys did that "leftover" thing!
You guys did it!
That was awesome!
Akari-chan!
That was cool!
That was good!
Have you shown us anything like that recently?
No, we haven't.
Here it is!
Iron Man
How do you feel now?
I'm happy.
Only my mouth is swollen.
What should we answer?
Thank you for your sudden support.
We will use new technology more and more.
We have developed a new technology called "remaining image".
"Remaining image" is in the way.
It's really in the way.
Even if we use "remaining image", we won't use "remaining image's father".
If we use it as a nickname, people will call us "remaining image's father".
Is this your first recording of the year?
Yes, thank you.
Do you have anything to say?
No, I don't have anything to say.
How do you feel now?
I don't know what to say.
Obviously strange things have happened over the years.
Did you notice it?
Did you notice it, everyone?
I noticed it all at once.
I'm not good at acting.
It's my first recording of the year.
I'm not good at acting.
I'm not feeling well.
I'd like you to come and see me.
That's good.
That's funny.
Gegege no Kitaro Youkai Prank
Fuji TV
Father, I feel courage again in Fuji TV.
In a small art warehouse, youkais must be playing pranks.
Youkais are hiding behind lost people.
What?!
Youkais love to play pranks on people.
But...
If you notice it...
The party will end immediately.
Tonight, youkais have gathered to do mischief.
The first one is...
Youkai Konaki G.G.
Hello, I'm Konaki.
Today...
Hello, I'm Konaki.
This time, youkai...
What was it?
Youkai...
The strongest youkai special, right?
Shut up!
What are you doing?
Hello, I'm Konaki.
Today, we have a youkai special.
We have invited someone.
And the other one is...
That youkai who hasn't appeared in a while.
Please come in!
This time, it's just him and me.
Please come in!
He said "please come in".
That's creepy.
He stepped up and said it.
Why are you angry?
What?
Just say it. I don't know what you're talking about.
Just say it. I don't want to hear it.
What is it?
Dad, are Konaki and Akaname okay?
They seem to be drinking all the time.
Rumors say that they are good at fighting.
They like each other, don't they?
We can't be together!
I see.
Konaki and Akaname always get along well.
In this art warehouse,
a fake show that shows scary images has invited a target.
Wait!
Who is it?
Oh, it's Honda.
Dad, who is this woman you're already scared of?
She's Honda Hitomi of AKB48.
She's a famous dancer and an active idol.
Even among AKB members, she's known as Cushy's scary one.
You'd better not notice her.
Legit version of bibli idol vs funny comedy idol
flying red eye terror
She's like a Johnny's idol.
I'm a little scared of her.
And her clothes are easy to put on.
She's wearing something like a knit.
I really want to buy this.
Here, the fake staff is waiting for a reason to make a call.
They're watching a scary video by themselves.
OK, I'm watching it now.
Where is this old man coming from?
Is it from here?
It's from here!
Isn't it a new pattern?
Is it a cameo?
It's a cameo.
She's cool.
Her butt looks like a cool guy's butt.
Her hair looks like a cool guy's butt.
Can you do it by yourself?
Oh, I can do it by myself.
He can do it by himself.
They are good partners.
He can do it by himself.
Will Konaki-jijii be able to approach without being noticed?
At that moment...
I'm scared.
I can feel it.
It's sparkling.
Wow.
He barely made it.
Isn't he behind you?
No.
Don't get too excited. Just run away.
Konaki-jijii is scared.
Did he notice Konaki-jijii's presence?
He suddenly turned around.
It's dangerous.
However...
He barely made it.
He turned around and noticed Konaki-jijii.
He's in a hurry.
He's in danger.
What will he do?
Don't run away.
He's not running away.
What is he doing?
Don't run away.
He just came out of nowhere.
Don't run away.
He just came out of nowhere.
Konaki-jijii is still a weak and cool guy.
He's trying again.
I want to rebuild this.
That's amazing.
She's looking back at you.
She's trying to approach you with her whole body.
But...
She's caught by your loud breathing.
And she retreats again.
I think she's too scared.
That's dangerous.
She can't do anything.
That's dangerous.
She can do it.
She's smart.
She didn't just come out of her mouth.
She didn't just come out of her mouth and eat you.
It's taking you a long time to do it.
Now, you haven't done anything yet, Gyeradorodo.
Gyeradorodo.
Hey!
Gyeradorodo.
Will she be able to catch fireflies this time?
I wonder if she can come out of all sorts of places.
That's right.
She's here!
The smile is number one! Tonight's Fuji TV is...
The lottery is at its peak!
Music Rewind! Two Hour Special!
At 11.10pm, the Chamber of Commerce...
Japan's representative and Finland's main title.
At 11.40pm, Dodora "How to Use 3,000 Yen"!
A million yen a year! A man's life at his own pace!
Fuji TV!
With the PayPay coupon...
He'll get back half of his points.
Who are you?!
Over there?!
Happiness is endless.
Who's who?!
Softbank limited edition! You'll get back up to half of your points!
This month's coupons are...
Kanto is also profitable!
Hello, smartphone debut!
It's wonderful!
With so many children, basic fee is really hard!
And the standard fee is also tough!
Double and cheap!
Basic fee and standard fee are double and cheap!
Softbank debut discount!
Double! Double!
I don't care about acne anymore.
I've been feeling good lately.
Is it thanks to this guy?
Ah! Onee-chan! My proactive!
I didn't use it!
No, you have it!
I don't have it!
I didn't use it!
It's...it's clean now!
Actually, all the mechanisms for acne are the same!
You can use it regardless of generation!
For Japanese skin,
with your new proactive,
from the root to acne-prone skin,
if it doesn't work for you, you can return it!
Search for "proactive"!
Huh?! Where's my mom?!
One person, one life.
For that reason, Honda continues to aim for zero traffic accidents, whether in second or fourth gear.
Technology alone cannot reach it.
Even so, they do it.
With their heads, hearts, and hands.
Today, Honda Heart made someone happy.
Iced tea makes you feel like "kiiin"!
Even if it stains, it would be nice if you could whiten it, right?
Shumitect's "Kindly Whitening"!
I would be really happy if I could whiten and stain at the same time!
"Kindly Whitening"!
"True Whitening" too!
It stained a lot! I'm also interested in whitening.
But, it seems like it will stain even more.
Shumitect's "New Complete One Premium" whitens your teeth gently and firmly!
Moreover, it's an all-in-one with all the teeth you want!
"Italics Medicine"!
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It can come out from all sorts of places
Indeed, this is...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's close, it's close
There it is, there it is, oh, I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it
That was close
Amazing
It's running
This is amazing
Something, something, something, something, something
Wow, amazing
It's lightning
Amazing
Oh, it's coming, it's coming
Dad, wasn't that wonderful?
It's amazing, it's like "Coverty"
Kihai realized it and ran away with one shot
However, the rebellious old man fell to his knees and looked like he was running away with a dash
Well, the result was a great success
That was close
Don't say that, it's a false accusation
I'm telling you, one shot
That was amazing
Next up is "Red Plum"
Where will it appear from?
It appears in the most flashy way in the world of 4x4s
What?
Where is it coming from? Is it aiming for me?
Then...
It's floating, it's floating
It's floating
It's floating? What is it?
What? Is it flying?
Wow!
Dad, the red plum is flying like "Coverty"
It'll end if you turn around
This is called "flying"
It's a device idols often use for live performances
Akaname used to be an idol and still is.
Will Akaname-kun be able to control the clowns who have become funny jammies?
But...
What? What?
He found out! He found out!
What are you doing?!
You're stupid! You can't go back!
What?!
You can't go back!
You can't make excuses!
Who? Who? Who?
I really can't do it!
- You were wearing eye patches, did you notice? - Eye patches...
But I did feel something.
But I don't want to look behind me.
- But you two came here today. - Two of you?
- You two came here today. - Me?
- Yes. - Me?
- You two came here... - Ahhhh!
Ahhh!
- You scared me! - You didn't notice at all?
- Not at all! - This is what you call "eye patch", right?
- Eye patch? - This is close to the mouth.
- Eye patch... - Eye patch...
I really didn't want to look behind me.
- I thought you said it. - At a speed you can't say anything about.
What's wrong with you? You don't know what you're saying.
The people who continued to get lost...
Kisumai's line art review
Wait a minute...
You're my senpai, right?
I'm your senpai...
You don't want people to see you like this, do you?
Well, that's true...
Well, well...
Not just anyone...
Everyone in our company sees me like this...
They'll think you're crazy...
That youngster...
It seems like he doesn't want to go this time...
That's right!
Over there is normal Johnny's...
And over here is funny Johnny's...
It might be embarrassing...
He's been pranked before, hasn't he?
That's right!
I'm pretty scared...
I have to get a little closer...
Super chatter vs super variation
Senpai...
This is my job...
As a greeting...
I don't like it...
Ah, he's scared...
He's really scared...
To the senpai who's scared and doesn't look well...
The youngster gets much closer...
You're going again?
Again?
Wow, flying!
That's right, for Johnny's senpai...
He's attacking with Johnny's-ness!
If you can't do it, you have to do it all at once!
He's spinning!
That's amazing!
But you're bald, what do you mean?
In the art warehouse, there's a mysterious secret trial!
The red-eyed senpai's tension is also rising!
Look at that!
What's that? It's like it's stopping!
It's like it's stopping!
The red-eyed senpai's coolness...
That's it!
It's faster to say it's bad!
What are you doing?!
It's faster to say it's bad!
It's gone...
Go back. Go back. Go back.
You're late! You're late!
You're late!
Walk!
Don't go back!
Watch out! Watch out!
Wow! Wow!
Wow!
I didn't notice you.
You're a revolution!
The red Mefumas that came on board will once again challenge to make this year's black and white a certain one.
Stop it.
Go forward. Go forward.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Good. You're cool like Mission Impossible.
Ouch! Ouch!
You're eating it.
The wire is eating it.
I don't like it.
Go for it. Nice!
Wow! It's pretty close!
This year, they'll fly in the NHK hall.
The red Mefumas will go even further.
You're late!
You're a little flashy.
One, two, three, line up.
Wow!
Line up nicely, three of you.
They're really eating it.
But, at that moment...
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow!
After this,
behind the live broadcast of this year's black and white hit parade,
a secret prank!
The four sisters greet their big brother.
Why are you eating it?
I'm not eating it!
Asia's Juicy!
Freed!
I'm saved by your daily welcome.
The weekend is active at Crosster!
No stress!
Special Freed!
It feels good!
The more you know, the more you ride, Freed!
Honda that is perfect for a family's daily life!
Honda's subscription Rakumaru!
The cost of the car is round and crowded, and it is always low every month!
Round and crowded, always low!
Honda's subscription Rakumaru!
With stickers!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmaceutical!
What's with that toothpaste? It's black!
This is whitening and polishing with charcoal!
My teeth are about to turn black!
On the contrary, it will turn white!
Charcoal grains stick together and entangle colored dirt and white teeth!
Whitening and polishing!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmaceutical!
The good thing about this Madame Juju is that you know it when you suck it in the morning!
Smooth!
If you apply cream at night to your skin that cares about dryness, it becomes a veil and moisturizes while you sleep!
In the morning!
Smooth!
Madame Juju!
Aksa's story!
The memories of my family when I was a child are only about when I went out by car!
It's heavy, isn't it?
I was playing in the middle of it!
I want you to have a lot of various experiences in the future!
I have to work hard for money and time!
Aksa of automobile insurance has plenty of services and discounts!
If you can spend as much as you want today ...
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Oh, good!
It's a little flashy, how you put it on!
Oh, good, good!
One, two, three, lined up!
Oh, great!
Three of them are lined up beautifully!
It's really an irregular state!
But at that time!
Wow!
What is it!
Wow!
Oh, I was surprised!
Wow!
What is it!
Dad!
This person is too surprised and it's a big deal!
Yeah, it was like a breakdance with a surprising momentum, wasn't it?
There may not have been anyone so far.
Yeah, the staff definitely noticed it.
I was really surprised.
Yeah, I was really surprised.
No way.
Did you notice it?
Yeah.
It was like a dead white horse ice cream.
Yeah, I was really surprised.
Yeah, it was like a breakdance.
It's wet.
No way.
Don't show me that kind of thing.
It's wet.
Don't show me that kind of thing.
Stop it! It's dirty!
You've already put a stain on it, haven't you?
Stop it!
I'm really not good at this kind of thing.
I'm really not good at it.
I can't do this kind of thing.
I was putting out a lot of energy.
You were surprised the most so far, weren't you?
I was surprised the most today.
Really?
I was really surprised.
But you came here alone, didn't you?
What? No, I came here alone.
What? You came here alone?
No, I came here alone.
Ouch!
What are you doing?
I told you to do it yourself.
Get out of my way!
I won't. Nobody wants to do it.
Nobody wants to do it.
You're so mean!
What are you doing?
You're wrong.
You're so mean!
You moved like a youkai.
Can you call it "flying"?
It's "flying".
It's my second "flying".
I bit my tongue.
We don't need that information.
We don't need it.
How about you, Wakatsuki?
How about you, Chikakerugawa?
I want to do youkai.
You're Chikakerugawa, aren't you?
I think you'll like youkai very much.
How about you, Nekomusume?
I like "baba".
"Byou de Dokkiri" is broadcasted at high speed.
At the end of the year and beginning of the year,
the program staff were at Fuji TV's Odaiba this year.
- You're amazing! - You're amazing!
Speaking of reality...
Yes, Fuji TV's signboard program,
"Bakushou Hit Parade" was broadcast live.
Behind that,
preparations for that prank, which is perfect for New Year's Day,
were being made step by step.
(Bakushou Hit Parade)
- Congratulations! - We won't let you go.
Just like New Year's Day,
we'll keep you waiting behind live broadcasts.
New Year's Day doesn't feel weird.
(Bakushou Hit Parade)
"Bakushou Hit Parade" is a big festival show
where comedians gather at Fuji TV every year.
(Bakushou Hit Parade)
From 7 a.m. to 8 p.m.,
71 comedians present their stories
as a symbol of New Year's Day.
But this year,
among them,
there was a target we had to keep in mind.
- You're nervous before the story. - Yes.
Miki's older brother, Kousei.
(Miki's older brother, Kousei)
Speaking of Kousei,
his life was full of drama and birthdays.
He was constantly robbed before his death.
I'm too used to this. I can't run away.
I won't back down.
That's why before his death,
Kousei really wanted to wish him a happy new year.
There must be a way to celebrate.
Let me explain how it works.
Kousei will be presenting
from the opening to past 8 a.m.
and past 12 p.m. at the corner.
Sounds like a plan.
In the meantime, he'll prepare a fake broadcast corner
and celebrate at a different studio.
That's the plan.
Let's take a look at the complete documentary.
8.15 a.m.
The cast heading to the stage of the manzai.
This is the first job in 2023.
It's a proof of standing up for this hallelujah band.
Congratulations!
You're a star!
This year, the manzai is also motivated to make a good start.
But after this...
He must not even dream of waiting for him.
And the manzai's turn is over.
Until the next corner, the cast heads to the dressing room.
But in the studio next door...
Oh, it's a practice session!
Later, Asei, who is one of the cast members, comes to check the drums.
Well, it's not a practice session or anything.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Yes, I do.
And as time went on, it was time for Miki's turn.
And so...
Just before that, in this fake broadcast...
The four sisters will greet each other.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Before Kosei, the four sisters stand by. - It's the first day of work for the three of them.
- They are nervous for their first big job this year. - Who wants to be bitten by this guy?
- And it takes about 20 minutes for them to show up. - Good morning.
- Kosei, who changed into his costume for the next corner, came.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- The director, who wore the staff T-shirt he got from "Bakusho Hit" (Bakusho Hit), creates a sense of tension.
- Let me explain the strategy here.
- Since Kosei is drawing lots to choose a viewer gift...
- The Asenshi sisters will greet each other from behind.
- Will the Asenshi sisters' attack succeed?
- I'm counting on you.
- The fake broadcast finally begins.
"Mottekiotoshi-tama" 100,000 yen lottery broadcast!
That's amazing!
This is a fake, right?
The one who will draw the lottery is...
This person!
The super popular entertainer,
Kousei Miki!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
That's a bad introduction.
Thank you for coming!
He's very popular.
This time, as a gift for you viewers,
there's an expensive product on the back.
Wow!
How is it? Is there anything you're interested in?
Well, first of all,
I'd like to give you this as a New Year's gift.
That's right.
First of all, 100,000 yen lottery...
Behind such Kousei,
Shishimai is already preparing for the game.
She's thinking about it.
Well, it's time for the lottery.
So, please draw the lottery.
Lottery?
Good luck!
Now, the time has come!
It's coming!
Good, good, good!
Can you do it with this?
Yes!
Well, good luck!
Please!
Check! Say! Yeah!
If you're thinking about life insurance,
why don't you give it a try?
Life. Net. Life.
Yeah!
Life. Net. Life.
M.J.S.
Are you ready?
Electronic long-term storage method in-voice accuracy.
If it is broken M.J.S., it's okay!
Electronic long-term storage method in-voice accuracy is also available for M.J.S.
Please leave it to us!
This season's goal is to reach 170 million yen by the end of the year.
Oh, it's bad.
It's hard to get pollen.
My nose is clogged and I'm dizzy.
Do you want medicine?
But I'm about to get sleepy.
Wait, let's eat cherry blossoms.
If you are troubled by pollen.
It's dark.
One or more times a day doesn't make you sleepy.
If you try it, you will understand.
From here, we will deliver it to PS5.
First of all, from New York.
In New York, those heroes are doing great.
There are two of them!
Is this cold also the effect of Ragnarok?
The battle between summoners is getting more intense.
A series of events may be related to PS5's player increase.
This was news from PS5.
Please enjoy the world you have never seen before.
Looking for a place to stay is "at home".
If you are looking for a room, it's "at home".
You can trace and look for it.
That's right. You can look for it in a station or a convenience store.
You can also look for it near your parents' house.
Is it okay for my parents' house to be far away?
Don't say that.
Looking for a place to stay is "at home".
Found it!
Family Valentine.
I'm always angry, but I love you.
I wanted to talk slowly.
Let's show love to your family.
GODVA.
♪ The result of the snow is you ♪
♪ Even if you don't do anything, you can be ordinary ♪
Tonight at nine o'clock!
The real live broadcast.
The four sister project that started behind the hit parade.
Fifteen minutes until the real live broadcast that you can never be late for!
Make sure you choose it well!
Please!
Now, finally!
The time has come!
It's here!
Good, good, good!
I'll do it with this!
Shizuka!
Yes!
Then!
Go for it! Go for it!
One!
Oh!
It's here!
Oh! That's how it is!
Go in!
It's here!
Oh!
It's here!
Congratulations!
Take it off!
Was it a handkerchief just now?
Everyone, put it on! Put it on!
It's the face when you put it on!
What is it?
Good, good, good!
It's bad, but what is it?
What is it?
I don't understand it at all!
I don't understand the situation at all!
What's going on now?
Which one?
I'm definitely not live-streaming now!
I'm born!
Don't die from cancer!
I'll be out by 35 minutes.
It's up to you to be out by 35 minutes!
It doesn't matter what kind of cancer you have!
You're an actor!
It's painful!
It's painful from reality!
Thank you for choosing me as your number one!
Number one!
I was a little happy!
I was happy!
I thought you had it!
They're all number one!
You're number one!
I'm not motivated anymore!
I'm exhausted!
I'm sweating! Please!
Everything is connected!
Where are you going, Hamada?!
You shouldn't do that until New Year!
You work too much!
This team!
I'm sweating! Seriously!
This team is so bad!
A new way of talking!
Nakagawa-san, you...
You were hospitalized, weren't you?!
Take a rest!
I saw your intro, but don't edit it before you go to the hospital!
I've never seen it!
The guy editing in the classroom!
He's drinking porridge or something!
It's hard! I know! I'm hungry today!
I know!
My manager got me some dog food!
I'm starving! My tongue is cold! I'm starving!
I can still do it! I can still do it!
I can do it! I can do it!
Can you do it?
I can do it! I can do it!
It's crazy! It's crazy in 2023!
It's the worst! It's the worst!
You have 3 minutes left until the break.
You have 3 minutes left! It's crazy! It's crazy!
You're late because of this! Who can explain it to you?!
It's crazy! It's crazy!
You have 2 minutes left!
You have to talk! Seriously!
I want to talk, too!
What are you waiting for?!
It's going to end!
What are you waiting for?!
You have 1 minute left!
What are you going to do?!
Tell me your goal!
What do you want to do?
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Seriously...
I'm a girl!
What?!
What do you want me to do?!
It's crazy! It's crazy!
Can you do it?!
You have to do it! You have no time! Seriously!
You have to do it!
It's crazy!
It's crazy?!
You have to do it!
Let me get tired for now.
But you're talking too much.
Alright.
Let me get hungry for now!
It's coming! It's coming!
This is bad.
You're trying to laugh at something disgusting!
The break is about to start!
Thank you for opening it!
He opened it.
This is bad.
We have to go now.
We have to go now!
Wait!
Wait for your sake!
Wait! We have to go now!
It's about to start!
You're trying too hard.
This is bad!
We really have to go now!
The break is about to start!
This is bad!
Don't get mad at me!
It's none of our business!
Kousei-san!
Ase-san!
Thank you for opening it!
Shut up!
Don't eat it!
I'm done with this!
He's doing it properly.
Ase-san is amazing.
Kousei-san...
Thank you for your cooperation this year as well!
He's shaking like crazy.
He's trying too hard.
If you set it up yourself and the second half of the show is about to start,
and you're in a hurry to run out,
you're making a mistake.
That's bad.
Don't make it sound like you're a witness.
Like you're in a hurry.
Weight measurement in seconds.
The winner is...
Ashiraki!
Ashiraki is...
It's so warm!
She's an old lady entertainer who can't say anything but laugh.
Ashiraki!
Yes, this is an ultimate double-dealing prank where the target, who has been weighing herself, announces it or chooses to do Ashiraki.
It's the best project!
It's exquisite!
The target is...
Oh, hello!
Hello!
Today's target is Noroka, who is wearing a beautiful lady's outfit.
Thank you.
Nature makes me double-dealing. Thank you.
Speaking of Noroka, she is the flagship girl of this show as a target for flower-throwing experts.
Before the scale is set up...
But this scale is actually...
A weight scale.
And when you put it on, you can measure your weight in secret.
Of course, Noroka doesn't know about that.
She puts herself on the scale and...
Measurement complete.
What?
What? What? What?
Is it on TV?
Wait, what?
It's on TV now.
Oh, no!
It's already completed.
Wait, wait, wait!
I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
Don't mess with me!
This is the worst!
The worst!
It's really the worst!
Wow, it's coming.
She doesn't know it's coming.
I don't like it!
What is it?
There is a way to save her.
Leo tells everyone about the prank.
Can I read it a little?
There is also this option.
The weight you will announce is...
A. Shiraki?
Yes.
A. Shiraki?
It's A. Shiraki, right?
A. Shiraki.
It's A. Shiraki, right?
Please.
Is it a man or a woman?
What is it?
Is it a man or a woman?
Hello!
Is it a man or a woman?
I don't know!
What is it?
Nice to meet you!
My name is...
Is it this?
A. Shiraki.
Nice to meet you!
Please do this.
Don't interfere with me!
Don't interfere with my life!
The drama is playing now!
No, no, no.
I won't do it. I won't do it.
I won't do it.
It's weird.
You don't like to lose weight, do you?
No, never.
And you don't like it, either?
I don't like it.
I see.
By the way, there is an option to go home without doing anything.
I don't like it.
Go home without doing anything?
I don't like it.
She is determined.
I won't go home without doing anything.
I won't do it.
I'm sorry, but I won't do it.
I won't do it.
I'm sorry, but I won't do it.
How about your weight?
I can't lose my weight.
I can't do it.
How much do you weigh?
I don't know.
I can't do it.
You can do it.
You don't like to go home without doing anything, do you?
I don't like it.
She is determined.
I don't like it.
She is determined.
Which one did she choose?
Please.
Oh, my, I don't like it.
What a bad feeling.
Is it a boy or a girl?
There's only one answer.
Is it a boy or a girl?
Wonderful.
Hello.
Is it a boy or a girl?
We have no idea.
[Laughter]
He's happy.
My name is...
[Laughter]
[Screaming]
[Laughter]
It's 'Shea-Ti'.
Short story.
I'm going to read it and stop shooting.
Yoshiko-san, is dinner ready?
Grandma, you just ate it, didn't you?
What?
You just ate it, didn't you?
What?
I said, you just ate it, didn't you?
What?
You're dead!
Thank you very much.
What was that?
That was wonderful, Momo-chan.
Perfect!
It was perfect, but...
I'm thrilled.
In the end, it turned out like this.
In the end...
No, it's wonderful!
I want to be a love lawyer!
Really!
It's true!
I want to be a love lawyer!
And there is one more target of this prank.
Is there anyone who can do this?
Welcome!
Nice to meet you!
Kikuchi-an, whose variety is the strongest in the main battlefield.
Why don't you just do it normally?
Nice to meet you!
The expressions of celebrities are the same, aren't they?
It's a barrier.
What I'm drawing is the same.
Let's get started!
Measurement completed.
What?
It's a prank.
What? Which one?
What?
Did you find anything?
She explains what she was measuring.
Wait!
Wait! What is this?
Hey! Stop it!
Delete it! Delete it!
Hey! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
What is this?
Don't play with me!
What should I do?
Here is the problem.
Salvation measure.
Could you read it for me?
"Weight announced by yourself" or "Ah, I don't know."
Wait a minute.
Don't play with me!
Are you a man? Are you a woman?
Hello!
Are you a man or a woman?
I don't know!
Nice to meet you.
My name is...
I remembered!
Ah!
Shiraki!
Could you do this for me?
What? Are you kidding me?
Instead of doing something together, could you do this for me?
Could you announce your weight like this?
I don't like it!
What about you, Shiraki?
I'm sorry to say this in front of you, but I don't like it!
I don't like it!
Of course you don't like it!
I don't like it!
You have a life you don't like.
She has one more choice.
You don't do anything and go home.
Wait a minute!
I don't like it!
I really don't like it!
Either I do it or announce it...
I don't like it!
You have 3 choices.
Even in me, there are 2 choices.
There is no "no" or "absolutely not".
I don't like it!
Now, which one did Kikuchi choose?
Is it a man?
Or a woman?
Is it a man?
Or a woman?
Is it a man?
Is it a woman?
Thank you.
Is it a man?
Or a woman?
I don't know.
My name is...
Ah, Shiraki!
Shortcut, Doraemon.
Everyone's class is Doraemon!
Doraemon! Giant bullied you again! Give me some tool!
I can't help it!
Taratatata, dokodemo do!
Ah, Shiraki!
Thank you very much!
Perfect!
As expected of you!
Wait a minute...
I absolutely didn't want to show my weight.
That's right.
At first, I said I didn't want to do it, but...
If I do it, I want to do it perfectly.
You were happy about it.
It was perfect!
Shortcut!
It's surprisingly difficult, isn't it?
Saying "ah"...
And with this face...
What was it again?
You still want to do it, don't you?
This is difficult, isn't it?
Don't you want to see what you did just now?
That's right!
Suddenly...
Is it a playback style all of a sudden?
Ah, amazing!
I don't like it!
I think it's really hard to watch.
This is bad!
There are a lot of people who have nothing to do with it!
This is bad!
But it's really embarrassing!
It's good!
It's embarrassing!
This is the worst!
Are you a man or a woman?
Surprisingly...
You're good!
And here's one more thing to tell you...
Today, it wasn't just you, Hikuchi-san.
Eh?
Ah, I see.
Someone else is doing it.
Yes.
Ouch!
That's good!
You had time to change!
Kikuchi-san, I'm glad you did it!
Noro-san!
It's a dream collaboration!
I've been watching you!
It's a good picture of you doing this!
Noro-san, you did it, too?!
He did it!
I was embarrassed until now, but I'm confident now!
Why are you so confident?!
I want to do business with you three!
I thought so, too!
It's not like that!
Kikuchi-san...
What was the name below?
Kikuchi...
Stop it!
I'm getting a bad feeling about this.
Stop it!
I'm getting a bad feeling about this.
Noro-san said...
No...Noro...
Ka...
Stop it!
Is there anyone who will do this for you?
This is the first and last.
Actually, we offered this to everyone.
However, Asahi Nao-san and Mine Ishii-san said...
Wouldn't you like to do it?
But we were rejected.
What are you doing?
What are you trying to do?
You did it because you got married!
You are the bad type!
Why us?
Did you not like it?
We were rejected...
It was the best!
All of you guys did such a good job!
Yes.
I respect you.
You were so cool.
Female talents who came out from 15 years old to 15 years old are strong.
What kind of research is that?
What kind of marketing is that?
I can't refuse it. There is definitely no "C".
You... you... you...
What was your name?
Hasega... Hasega... Hasega C.
Ohhhh!
Oh, wait a minute.
Wasn't it "c"?
Where is it? "Wa"? "Wa"?
"Wa" is it? I'm sorry.
Is your name "Kouman"?
What's your name?
Oh, really?
Me?
Yes.
Kikuchi?
Kikuchi, Fu...
Oh, Shiraki!
Wait, wait, wait...
This is so hard!
Isn't this spinning time so hard?
This spinning time is probably the longest this year.
It's only just started this year.
It's the longest this year.
You can't change it.
This is the worst!
It's the worst.
I've decided on a crazy drama.
You're doing it with Miki Nakatani, right?
That's right.
What's the title?
Do you want it?
What's the title?
Is it okay if it's another song?
Is it okay?
Sure, sure.
Um...
Giba...
Shiraki!
That's great.
You're doing it with Giba Shiraki?!
Why Giba Shiraki?!
You're doing it like that?!
With Miki Nakatani?!
I want to see it!
The history of mankind's battle.
There were many wisdoms created by the predecessors.
And among them...
Surprisingly...
There were many things that could be applied to modern pranks.
If you watch this, you will understand history.
Learn history with pranks.
And tonight, we will learn from pranks.
Iron guns shot three times.
1575, Japan.
Takeda's cavalry?
The time is Sengoku.
Oda Nobunaga, who aims for unification of the country, wants to fight against Takeda Katsuyori of Kai.
Yes, the famous battle of Nagashino.
According to Takeda-kun, at that time, Sengoku's strongest cavalry was their southern enemy.
Our army is being pushed towards Takeda-kun's stronghold!
Maybe this is an iron gun?
But, Takeda's cavalry can't shoot iron guns fast enough!
Iron guns are powerful, but if you fire one shot, you can't do anything and you will be attacked by the enemy!
Yes, Oda Nobunaga's marriage was a strong one, but at the time, it took a long time to reload and it was not enough to overwhelm the assault force.
Then, Nobunaga said, "Isn't it just a matter of losing the opportunity?"
Then, why don't you line up in three rows and fire in order?
Oh, I see!
It was exactly what Nobunaga had in mind.
By dividing the artillery into three rows and firing at different times, Nobunaga erased the weakness of the bullet loading time.
With this strategy, Odagin won against Takeda and defeated the strongest Takeda cavalry force at the time.
And this Nobunaga's three-shot artillery can also be used for modern pranks.
In the winter of 2023, the battle between Oda and Takeda was about to begin again after 450 years.
Takeda cavalry force's number one spearman was...
Oh, it's Hoteison!
It's Takeru!
It was Takeru Hoteison of the same family as Takeda cavalry force.
Where are you shooting from?
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
"It's coming, it's coming!" "Wow, that's amazing!"
Bang!
Smell, mold-covered gold hidden in the laundry layer that was also hidden in the laundry layer.
"Even if you wash it with this ..." "It just smells bad."
"In that case ..." "New Attack Zero, right?"
Even in the laundry layer!
New Attack Zero, even in the laundry layer's gold hidden.
The meaning of adventure is beginning to change.
For Mitsubishi Automobile, now, all of it is with nature.
If it was an electric car, I was interested in whether it would emit exhaust gas or not.
I feel a little good about being able to help improve nature a little.
Now, go with nature and head for the future.
McFlurry, Koeda's Koeda-kun is amazing!
"Koeda's?" "Koeda-kun!"
Miyase-kun, let's go to Mc!
By the way, do you eat Flurry on a cold day?
No, I don't.
It's possible, isn't it?
Winter McFlurry, Koeda and Super Oreos.
Exhibition Minister, what is an exhibitionist?
Exhibition Minister, what is a Japanese Internet?
10 giga.
This place is called 10 giga!
Is that it?
Japan's 10 giga plan begins now.
Search on Neuro.
Currently in campaign.
Animals are doing well in nature.
What about humans?
The longest-using housing is what we want to make the most kind to the earth.
Environmental Advancement Mansion Burans, Tokyo Real Estate.
Kyoko-san, congratulations!
Congratulations!
Suzu-chan, Ori-chan, thank you!
Kyoko-san proved it for me!
I can do it, and I can do it, too!
Your eyes have changed color.
It's dazzling!
And you? What would you do for love?
Miss Dior. Blooming Bouquet. Dior.
Wow! I don't like it!
I don't like it!
I don't like it at all!
Kiba Takeda vs. His best sword is...
Who is it?
Wow!
Mr. Hotei?
It's Takeru!
It's Takeru Hotei from Tokyo.
Takeru...
Ready?
Where do you do it?
Here it comes!
Wow! Amazing!
Wow!
Here it comes!
Wow!
One shot and it's huge!
This is amazing!
Fire!
He's not doing anything!
He can't resist anything!
Fire!
One shot and it's huge!
This is amazing!
Fire!
What's with the bullets?
In 2023,
after about 450 years,
Nobunaga's tactics have been brought back to modern times.
No, no, no.
Don't learn about the past.
Prank Grand Prix.
I knew it!
A new plan to learn about history through pranks.
Nobunaga Oda?
Oh!
It's Kiba squad!
Oh!
It's Kiba squad!
It's you, right?
You're Kiba squad.
After I shot the first shot, I pulled back, shot the second shot, and shot the third shot.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
It's huge!
Oh no!
It's close.
Stop it!
He's really strong!
Stop it!
Do you want it?!
He changed his history!
The UFO didn't work!
He hasn't done it in a while!
Takeda Kiba vs. Ichiban Yari Takeru
Takeru won!
Next up, Ichiban Yari was...
Who is it?
Why are you wearing glasses?
...Majirabe's Murakami.
You look good in glasses.
Do you like glasses?
Stop it!
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
Stop it!
This is the third shot.
The third shot is strong.
Nobunaga's tactics were born 450 years ago.
Now, they are transformed into pranks and passed on to the future.
Prank Grand Prix, huh?
It's a segment where you learn history through pranks.
- Learn history through pranks? - Yes.
Yes.
I understand.
- The Battle of Nagashino. - As expected of Hosei.
- Around 1575. - Wow!
- Tensho Sanmei. - Oh, no!
- Tokugawa Renrei and... - Oh, no!
- Takeda Katsuyama. - Don't give me time!
So what is it? If it's correct, what is it?
I already know it!
Shoot! Shoot!
He's strong.
Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
- He's strong. - He's strong.
He's sober.
Takeda Kiba versus Murakami, who was second.
They fought.
The third match was...
Who will it be?
- It's glasses! - It's glasses!
- It was Hanako versus Kikuta.
- Lighting up!
- TANTO runs.
- Riding all the glass in this country.
- Open Japan.
- Tanto, the first.
- Big summary, clear!
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Hot, hot.
Half, half.
Cute pot.
Reborn with beer.
Again, cute pot.
Oh, cold wind feels good.
Beer is the best.
Beer is delicious and happy after all.
Kirin Ichiban Shibori.
Ah, happiness.
Recruit Direct Scout.
You registered for a new job service?
I did, but I don't think I'll get any more than this.
If you think so...
Sorry.
Huh?
That was awesome.
Companies and headhunters will look closely at your resume, so you'll definitely meet better conditions than now.
Scouts beyond expectations. Recruit Direct Scout.
Encounters here and there. Recruit.
The next scouts were...
Who was it?
Glasses!
...Kanako and Kikuta.
Our comrades are getting killed more and more.
What?
Shoot!
What?
I don't want you to do it.
I haven't asked you yet, but I don't want you to do it.
I can't see!
I can't see in front of me!
Take it off.
Take off your glasses.
What is this?
This is what happens when you miss the first shot.
What you are seeing now is not just a variety show.
They are witnessing the glorious souls of the great pioneers who have left a great legacy behind.
Prank Grand Prix.
Prank Grand Prix?
It's a new project to learn history through pranks.
I don't know Japanese history.
Do you know "three hits with one stone"?
I don't know.
What is that?
Stop it!
Wait a minute! When is this going to end?!
Did you learn history from the prank?
I learned it! I learned it enough!
Thank you!
As expected!
That's enough!
I can't take it anymore.
Say it at the end!
I want it.
Ashigaru!
Don't mess with me, Ashigaru!
Takeda Kiba vs. Sanbanyari Kikuta.
I won.
Next, we will learn from the prank...
Oh, wow!
Itch remover.
1600, Japan.
When you give your partner a surprise,
isn't there a moment when you get excited?
When you give your partner a letter...
When you give your partner a dryer...
When you give someone a round snack...
Yes, yes, yes.
Oops!
Here you go.
Oops!
Help me a little more!
When you give someone a surprise,
the moment you get excited is appreciated along with the video.
If you accept it, we'll give you a 10,000 yen crowd card!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage.
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmaceuticals!
If you wash your butt... It itches!
If you wipe it clean... It itches!
Pharmaceuticals' buttocks!
This hardener will fix your buttocks' itchiness!
Buttocks' itchiness!
Ping-pong!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmaceuticals!
You get more spots.
They get darker.
Huh?
They get bigger.
Before that happens, erase it.
The cream sticks tightly.
Disassemble and prevent spots.
Yes!
Sale number is "Erase Cream".
Hey, you know this?
Solidar resist.
This.
This green color that nobody cares about.
This smartphone...
This space suit...
They say you can't make anything without it.
Oh, it leaked.
Exciting Science Experiment.
Taiyo Holdings.
Why are bubbles happy?
Caffera tree that has become delicious from bubbles
Saturday special
Learn history with pranks
Next to learn from pranks is
Oh, great!
Kaiotoshi
Japan in 1600
I came for the first time
The famous battle between countries
Battle of Sekigahara
Sanada Masayuki of the western army
faces Tokugawa Hidetata of the eastern army at Ueda Castle.
However, Sanada's army, which is inferior in number,
has been forced into a fierce battle against the Tokugawa army.
They're taking it again.
The castle is already surrounded.
At this rate, the Tokugawa army will climb up the castle and drop it here, too!
But there are no weapons left inside!
What?
There's one amazing fan.
There's one amazing fan of this weapon.
This isn't a video from back then, is it?
No, it's not!
At this time, the Tokugawa army, which is attacking Sanada's army, which is defending, is 38,000.
The weapons used against enemy soldiers climbing up the castle walls were also used.
The fall of the castle was just around the corner.
What should we do? Is it a matter of time?
And then, at that moment...
Oh, I'm in trouble.
Huh?
Kaiotoshi, this is...
Hmm?
And that was...
The fall of the castle.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Oh! That's it!
Seriously?
That's it!
Really?
I don't know about you, but...
What Sanada and Masaeki came up with...
It was a plan to use the hot ocean as a weapon.
Wow!
I'm not making fun of you!
Sanada and Masaeki climbed up the walls of the castle and poured hot ocean from above.
Sanada and Masaeki successfully defeated Tokugawa army.
I'm learning a lot from you.
You're amazing!
Sanada and Masaeki came up with this brilliant plan.
This plan can be applied to modern pranks, too.
Oh, no!
This is tough!
In 2023...
420 years after the battle of Ueda Castle...
Tokugawa army is trying to invade this bouldering facility again.
Tokugawa army...
Who's first?
The first one is...
Masaeki.
He's wearing glasses, too!
And on top of the wall...
Do you think I can do anything with my glasses?
Sanada and Masaeki are preparing for the hot ocean.
Masaeki!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Let's go!
What's going to happen?
Oh, no!
The castle is going to fall!
How's it going?
Did you climb a few steps?
I'm getting tired!
It's only two or three steps, and you can see you're tired quickly, but you still climb up the wall one step at a time and attack.
There's no room here, and I only have my own body.
And only a little bit to the top.
Then it was time.
It's almost there!
What!
Sheets!
Okay!
Pajama!
Okay!
Leak-free!
If you're a night-time sleeper, you can absorb eight times and have zero leaks until morning!
Okay!
Safe until morning!
Good night!
I don't feel like I slept because I was worried about the second day.
If Sophie is very mature, she can block the water with a watertight cushion and guard the flow of water from side to back.
Safe overnight, super mature!
Sophie!
I'd like to ask you about human resource discovery company, Hot Staff.
Is that it today?
I heard it's all over the country.
Is it all over the country?
Which country is it?
It seems like you'll be curious and look for a job.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I know what you're saying.
Even if you have no experience, there are many okay jobs.
Then it's Hot Staff, right?
Message to those looking for a job.
Then it's Hot Staff, right?
That's a good voice.
This concludes the meeting.
A new discovery company, Hot Staff.
What kind of meeting was this?
Our children are combination desks.
You can use it for a long time as it grows.
You're working hard today, too.
It's four parts, so you can combine it freely.
Two for more than the price.
Different types, too!
"NITORI" New Life Support Campaign is held!
So many furniture for a profit!
In addition, interior products that are useful for life are also trial prices!
"NITORI" For a profit, a comfortable new life!
For more than the price, "NITORI"
The first auction!
I want to take it right now.
Painful shoulder pain.
ROXONIN-EX Tape, new release.
Hmm? I haven't tried it yet.
Wow!
Series market highest concentration!
ROXONIN-EX Tape!
Oh, my head...
In such a case, what you need for a headache medicine is...
Handiness?
Kindness?
Wh... which one?
Both, right?
Pain relieves pain.
Kindness to the stomach.
ROXONIN-EX Tape!
The first auction!
It's not bad for a prank.
In law school, many people have resentment.
I want it to end.
You're not the only one fighting.
DEMIS'S CLASS
"TRAP WAR" Monday at 10 p.m.
I want strength.
DEMIS'S CLASS
"TRAP WAR" Saturday special!
Learn history with a prank!
Oh, no!
In the battle of Sekigahara,
the strategy taken by SAMADA army
was to cast a hot okai
on the enemy soldiers climbing the walls.
I can't help but laugh at your imagination.
Then, at that moment...
Oh, no!
It's almost there!
ROXONIN-EX Tape!
It's almost there!
ROXONIN-EX Tape!
Why?! What?! Who?!
Who?!
Right!
You! You are hiding!
420 years ago, Kunikuno Saku was born to oppose dozens of soldiers,
and now, as a prank, he came back to this world.
It's strange, isn't it?
This is a novel.
By the way, this song is a fake song made by the program staff with flour and water.
You're not using real porridge.
It's a prank.
It's a prank, isn't it?
It's annoying.
It's warm and thick.
I was made into a bean curd.
What kind of prank is it?
It's a prank to learn history.
Samurai?
Is there a history of making a bean curd for a samurai?
Where is it?
What kind of history is it?
It's annoying.
Leave me alone.
I'll make a bean curd.
I learned history by prank.
I see.
I'll learn a lot.
I learned it.
But it's inefficient.
Ichigawamori in Tokugawa.
Seki.
Uchitomo.
It's funny.
This is the person who will give us a lecture.
The second person in Tokugawa who came next was...
Michopa's husband, Shimon Okura.
See you later.
Isn't it fast?
Let's do it here.
It's getting faster and faster.
I hope it's safe.
It's not that difficult.
It's not difficult.
But there are fewer people around here.
Tokugawa's army, Shimon.
It's about to ascend.
The second person, Jack, is Murakami.
I like vegan food.
Vegan food?
The best food in Ryogoku is...
Of course it's delicious.
Can you rap?
Isn't it cute?
Can you rap?
It might be cute.
Please hold it.
It looks good on you.
Let's buy it.
All raps are the same.
No.
Saran wrap has a different inside.
It's super tight.
How is it?
The inside is important, isn't it?
It's healthy wrap.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
It's an educational program.
No, it's not.
I can recommend it with confidence.
What is it?
What?
Can you play an instrument?
I was into jazz.
Suzuki Connect, which is kind to your family.
Space up!
We are waiting for you, Mr. Suzuki.
I have to go to the garage.
Where did you go?
The sea.
The sea?
I have to drink coffee.
Good afternoon.
Can you teach me some gyarados?
Sure.
I'm on a cliff, so be careful.
Oh, here it is.
Here it is!
Electric armor is good, isn't it?
Wait, throw the ball!
Let's go somewhere in the middle of winter.
Nintendo Switch, Pocket Monster, Scarlett, Violet
It's busy.
I'm sure more people will go out in winter.
During the increase of summer, immune system care.
Plasma lactobacillus protects you from the inside.
Immune system care.
From the inside, right?
I wish you a healthy everyday.
KIRIN's immune system care.
Congratulations on your result!
A man fell into a manhole due to happiness.
Hashtag, manhole.
Did you buy someone's envy?
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Outside of school, wearing a mask is not a must.
When you are away from others or not talking, you do not need to wear a mask.
For example, you do not need it when you jog or play with children in a park.
Try to wear an appropriate mask.
When you are not feeling well, when you meet an elderly person, or when you rush to work, please continue to wear a mask.
For more information, please visit the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare's homepage.
It's surprising, isn't it, KEI-EV?
It's really good to ride.
Oh, great! It's smooth, isn't it?
It says "sweet"!
Right!
Mitsubishi EK-CROSS-EV. Debut! Three-time winner!
The six of us will do our best!
Are you serious?
It's not a joke.
I'm not in the mood for this.
Say it!
Saturday special.
Learning history with pranks.
Tokugawa army's death is about to reach its peak.
It's the best!
Hey!
It's the best!
Sakuna tried hard to protect the castle,
but after 420 years,
it turned out to be a prank.
The samurai of Sanada probably didn't even dream of it.
And I repeat,
that porridge is fake.
Thank you very much.
Is this "Prank Grand Prix"?
It's not, is it?
I just came back from Nagoya in a hurry,
and came here by car,
and I'm going to Osaka tonight.
That means you've been back to Tokyo at least once.
That's right.
Do you want to learn history with a prank?
What?
What's wrong with me?
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Mr. Okura, who is in second place, lost.
I'm going to lose.
So, tonight's lesson
ends here.
Wow!
You've learned a lot!
I've learned a lot!
That's a good segment!
I've learned history since I was a kid,
and I can't teach you anymore,
so I'm going to show you this, too.
I won't forget it!
I'd like to share this video with elementary school students.
I'd like to share it.
PTA will make a fuss about it.
I don't know it.
Do you know a history that can be applied to a prank?
If you know it, please visit our program's website.
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Her new song "Alegria" and "New Light" will be released on the 8th of this month.
Please check it out!
From now on, Dousan Consulting's environmental station will broadcast.
Great!
From today's youkai prank, we will show you the best reaction ever!
At a fake program's location, Fuji TV's art warehouse is visited by Kisumai's Senga Kento.
Wait a minute.
Is he your senior?
He is my senior.
He is scared. He is very scared.
From behind him who is watching a scary video, a red- eyed horse sticks to a firefly.
Are you going?
I did it again.
The wire is stuck.
What is it?
It's heavy.
It's a little flashy.
He's in a bad mood.
But at that moment...
Oh my god!
Wow!
What was that?
I was really surprised!
I'm not good at this kind of thing.
I can't do scary things.
I had a lot of energy.
You were surprised the most so far.
I was surprised the most today.
Really?
But you came here alone today, right?
What? No, I came here alone.
What? You came here alone?
No, I came here alone.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Wow!
Ouch!
I'm worried about you.
What are you talking about?
I'm worried about you.
Stop it!
No, I'm not worried about you.
I'm not worried about you.
You're bluffing!
No, I'm not bluffing!
Next...
Behind the live broadcast of the bombastic hit parade,
Miki made a prank on four girls.
- Happy New Year! - Happy New Year!
During the live broadcast, they launched a fake segment.
To choose a viewer's gift, the girls are drawing lots.
The Asenshi sisters will greet each other from behind.
- Your time is up. - Yes.
- Please draw lots. - Lots?
Lots of lots?
Now, the time has come.
- Here it comes! - Here it comes!
- Can you do it? - Yes!
- Then, once more! - Please!
- One! - One!
- Congratulations! - Wow!
- Here it comes! - Here it comes!
- And with that... - Go in!
- One! - One!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Didn't you run away? - No, we didn't run away.
- Everyone, run, run! - Run, run!
- Run, run!
- Hey, hey! - Hey, what's that?
- What's going on? Are you walking?
- Which one?
- You're definitely not live-streaming, right?
- This is bad! This is bad! Seriously!
- This is really bad!
- Seriously!
- I'm waiting for you to cry!
- Congratulations!
- The broadcast is about to start.
- This is bad, this is bad.
- Don't get mad at us.
- We have nothing to do with this.
- Oh, you're sweating.
- I'm sweating.
- Congratulations!
- Shut up!
- Don't come!
- I'm done with this!
- "Dockiri Grand Prix" is live-streaming on FOD and Tiber!
- Please like and subscribe!
- Until now, it has been "I want to be my own university", Meikai University.
- Animals are doing well in nature.
- What about humans?
- The house we use for the longest time is what we want to make the most gentle for the earth.
- Environmental advanced apartment, Brands, Tokyo Real Estate.
- Looks delicious!
- I'm drooling.
- Normally, drooling people seem to be hot and drowsy.
Hot dumplings, water-filled soda, suntory water.
This has gone viral.
It's finally here.
Our spring.
Now, for me...
There is a spring I can't forget.
Almost a two-day pass.
A friend of mine is trying to beat up his senior.
- "Basaki"? - No, "baitosaki".
You even say "baitosaki" these days?
- Huh? - Huh?
You just looked like you didn't want to wear it, didn't you?
I thought so.
- "Baito" is... - Town work. Recruit.