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Tonight, I thought about it. I will set up a pulley in the co-op room.
The keynote speech will be interesting for the audience.
Then, a world-class actor, Hidetoshi Nishijima.
A mysterious man approaches the audience.
I will do a prank that I came up with with all my heart.
In front of Wanko, there is a full course of grilled meat.
In front of me, there is beef tongue.
There is Kalbi.
There is sirloin.
Which will Wanko choose, a full course of grilled meat or a bond with his master?
This time, the challenger is Ibaraki Prefecture, Ishioka City.
The first challenger is Wanko, a construction company.
In front of Wanko and his master, there is a full course of grilled meat.
If Wanko does not enter the red circle, the grilled meat zone for a certain period of time, Wanko and his master will win.
If he is invited to eat grilled meat and is caught, he will lose.
The time limit is three minutes.
Wanko is bought as a full course of a construction company.
Is it not good for food?
If it's what I say, it will definitely work.
Amazing.
Originally, he was a stray dog.
His name is Norako because he is a female stray dog.
And the presenter who acts like a dog eating grilled meat is...
What?
YAKINIKU-MAN
Yakiniku-man is putting grilled meat all over his body to provide a full course of grilled meat.
He takes out all kinds of grilled meat menus from his waist and stimulates his appetite.
He is the strongest grilled meat hero!
Now, Yakiniku-presenter Yakiniku-man is coming up!
Will he win against his former stray dog, who left him behind?
Or will he eat a full course of grilled meat?
Yakiniku-presenter Yakiniku-man
I can do it.
Ready...
Start!
It's pretty close.
Yeah, it's close.
Yakiniku-presenter Yakiniku-man is proud of himself as soon as the match begins.
He is a full course stray dog!
What will happen?
Now, Yakiniku-presenter Yakiniku-man is putting grilled meat all over his body to provide a full course of grilled meat.
GYUTAN
Gyutan is the lower part of a cow.
Its flavor and texture are unique.
It's a popular menu for opening a full course of grilled meat.
By the way, the grilled meat is not seasoned at all like a dog, and it is often grilled.
The bond with the master is tested.
It is said that the master released a stray dog that had been injured and lost his way.
The thief doesn't come, and the work doesn't go well.
That's right, it's like a happy stray dog.
Wow, it's close!
The grilled meat man is coming!
As expected, he is cautious.
As expected of a full course stray dog!
Oh, he ate it!
No!
Oh, he ate it!
Go back! Go back!
Go back! Go back! Go back!
He went from the tongs to the grilled meat!
He's losing himself!
Let's look at it with a different camera!
Even though he had such a cute face?
He's a little cautious!
He ate it!
Wow, that's amazing!
As expected, he's lucky!
He's interested in the beef tongue.
One step, and another step forward!
Oh, I want to eat it!
If he doesn't stay in the red circle, grilled meat zone, he still has a chance!
Two minutes left!
Can he go back to his master?
Eat it! Eat it!
He's in the grilled meat zone!
Eat it! Eat it!
The encounter begins!
Eat it! Eat it!
His master's call is endless!
Eat it! Eat it!
If he gets out of the red circle, grilled meat can be anything!
Eat it! Eat it!
If you listen to me, it will definitely work.
Oh, you're very confident.
Right?
You probably can't do it.
It's hot!
Eat it!
Of course I'll wait for you!
Eat it!
It's hot!
Eat it!
Grilled meat can be anything!
Eat it!
Game over!
Eat it!
Oh, it's strong.
Eat it!
He can't prove his bond with his master.
Can meat and bonds exist?
Master loses to beef tongue.
Eat it!
My stomach is getting smaller.
No, no, no, no.
He's licking his tail.
He's licking his tail completely.
It's hot!
Grilled meat can be anything!
Your tongue...
It was hot, wasn't it?
Grilled meat can be anything.
The next challenger is...
Grilled meat can be anything.
No.
Vanilla.
Vanilla, 5 years old.
And Shiryu-kun, 12 years old, who says Vanilla is like a little brother.
A stage set in a garden at home.
A 12-year-old boy and a dog challenge a grilled meat full course.
I think I can do it in my family's house.
You can do it! It's okay!
You're cute!
Shiryu-kun walks every day.
And this game has advantageous information.
Do you eat meat a lot?
No, I don't eat it.
Oh, you just eat meat.
Have you ever eaten meat before? No, I haven't eaten it before.
I don't know how good meat is.
This time, Wanko has never eaten meat before.
What kind of reaction will she show to a full course of grilled meat for the first time?
Now, here comes the grilled meat man.
Vanilla, you can do it. Hang in there.
Don't lose.
She's staring at him. She's wary of him.
She's staring at him. She's staring at him.
She's staring at him.
Wanko versus grilled meat man, who has never eaten meat before.
Are you ready?
It's okay, Vanilla. You can do it.
Time limit is three minutes.
Now, she's taken out the grilled meat.
Gyu-ton!
- Wait! - Talk to her!
- Don't go! - The first time she sees a beef gyutan is approaching!
- It moved! - No, no, don't die!
Is she worried? She first kills the meat!
But once she's called back by her husband...
She's worried again!
Don't die!
And then she's invited to a straight line!
- Don't! - She's stopped!
- Wait, wait! - Don't go!
- She calls him out and he stops her! - Don't die!
- Okay, okay!
- She doesn't know about meat! - Don't go!
- Don't die!
- Don't go! - Yakimikuman slowly moves the gyutan and appeals!
- Don't go! - Don't go!
- Don't smell it!
- Don't go! - Don't go!
- Don't smell it! - Yakimikuman starts a fight!
Kalbi!
- Kalbi! - That's right! Kalbi is...
- Kalbi is... - A well-oiled yakimiku udon!
If you eat it with rice, you'll be happy!
It's a super popular yakimiku menu!
- Don't go! - Don't go!
Vanilla!
- Vanilla, come here! - Vanilla doesn't have oil!
- Don't go! - Don't go!
- Vanilla!
- Vanilla! Don't go!
They're close friends.
- She wants to show it here! - Vanilla!
- I think I'll be okay if you call me by my name. - Oh, I'm counting on you.
- But you look like brothers. - Exactly.
- You all look like brothers. - Yeah.
- My little brother. - Yes.
- My little sister. - Vanilla!
- Vanilla, don't! - Vanilla, don't!
Vanilla! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
- Wait! Wait! - Wait!
- She has less than 1 minute and 30 seconds left! - You can do it!
- Vanilla, don't! - Vanilla, don't!
- Vanilla, wait! Wait! - The both of them are stuck at the center line!
Wait! Wait! Vanilla!
After seeing the calbi, the master's gaze can't stop.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
The Beefsteak continues his enticing.
The Beefsteak and Vanilla are like brothers now.
Will Vanilla be able to overcome everything?
- No Vanilla! - Vanilla no!
- No Vanilla! - Wait! Wait! Wait!
- She has no tears left. - No Vanilla!
- Wait! Wait! Wait! - Vanilla! Vanilla!
- No! - Wait! Wait! Wait!
Finally, Vanilla is invited by the scent and has a taste.
She's tasted the meat for the first time.
Will she...
- Don't say Vanilla! - Vanilla is moving forward!
- Don't say Vanilla! - She's moving forward!
- Don't say Vanilla! - Vanilla!
Will she make a bond with her master? Or will she grill meat?
- Vanilla! - Vanilla!
Will she have no patience left?
- Vanilla! - Vanilla!
- Don't say Vanilla! - Vanilla!
- Will she have enough meat? - Don't say Vanilla!
- Vanilla! - Vanilla!
- New match! - Vanilla!
- She hasn't eaten!
- Vanilla! - Go back!
- She's had her first grilled meat since she was born!
- It's over. - Vanilla!
- Go back! Don't give up! - Oh, no...
Calbee is strong.
Game over.
Calbee is strong.
You've improved a lot.
Come here.
Sit down.
Don't say "sit down".
Come here.
Sit down.
Don't say anything.
I'm sad.
Sit down.
Look at his face.
I'm sorry, Silk.
You didn't win against me.
Next...
A prank on students at an all-school meeting.
The student council president...
Why did I want to be the student council president next?
To control girls at school.
The student council president...
I'm angry.
I won't forgive you.
Kanna Hashimoto!
The teacher of Shindo Shidou...
You're an idiot, son. Go to Tokyo University.
The student council meeting has a boring image.
The entertainers will make it more interesting with their speeches.
The school which will be the stage is...
The girls' high school!
All of them will have a lecture with girls.
The speakers will be...
The principal, who is the best teacher in the school.
And...
The vice principal, who is the second best teacher in the school.
Moreover, these two...
These two...
They have just been disqualified from the girls' high school.
If their speeches are not interesting,
they may get into trouble with the students.
It's a battle that will never fail!
I want to be accepted.
I want to be a talented entertainer.
The principal's request is for a talented entertainer.
A talented entertainer.
And...
This is the third time.
Haraichi Iwai!
I'm a girl's high school student.
A girl's high school student, huh?
That sounds difficult.
As for Haraichi, you seem to have given up on that area.
I'm going to give a speech to the principal, who has been absent since this spring.
Oh, is that so? I see.
I'm going to give a speech to the principal, saying that I will never fail.
There's no speech that never fails, is there?
That's true.
Well, I'll do my best, too.
Let's see how much Iwai can make a girl's high school principal's speech interesting.
I'm sure you'll find it interesting.
On the other hand, Haraichi...
It's my first time giving a speech in front of a girl's high school student, so I'd like to do my best.
Since it's a girl's high school, I'd like to ask a female comedian who understands girls' feelings.
The female comedian who will give a speech to the principal is...
The female comedian who will be number one in the final round,
"The W" runner-up,
Eima-sso.
They are going to show a story that they have never seen before.
They are going to be in the second place in the entertainer ranking, which is likely to break in 2022.
The two of them will give a speech to the principal.
Even if you tell me the material, I won't say anything.
It's tough for teachers and so on.
For girls' high school students.
It looks difficult.
All-school meeting, speech surprise.
The girls' high school principal versus the girls' high school teacher.
Which one will win?
It looks like a good match.
The battle scene is...
Gunma Prefecture Numata Girls' High School.
It has been 100 years since the founding of Gunma Prefecture.
It is a traditional new school.
Three days before the pre-school meeting, Iwai and Iematsu handed in their speech drafts to the principal and teacher and had them practice in advance.
And then, the day of the pre-school meeting came.
Here it is.
How is it? You don't know that girls came, do you?
No, no.
I used to be a high school girl.
Oh, really?
I know why you were laughing.
It's just that I'm from Kanto.
Osaka and Gunma are completely different countries.
Are they different countries, too?
They are totally different.
Only the two speakers and only some of the teachers know about this surprise.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you. I'm Iwai Haraichi.
I'm the principal, Honda.
Are you nervous?
No, I'm very nervous.
But I think you will succeed.
Let's have a match.
Okay.
What is Iwai's speech theme for the pre-school meeting?
The theme is "I want to be a popular principal for girls."
But it's okay.
Please believe me.
Oh, really?
The theme is "I want to be a popular principal for girls."
On the other hand, what about Amos?
Good morning.
I'm Tetsuka Kyoto.
Are you nervous?
I'm nervous.
I know you are.
I think you will play a very important role.
Please help me.
Thank you.
What is Amos' speech theme for the pre-school meeting?
It is about the fact that Amos is not interested in girls' high school.
Oh, I see.
The script is wonderful.
Yes, it is.
While the class is going on...
The principal is in the principal's office...
The professor is in the empty physics classroom...
The final adjustments of speech, including how to say and move...
And...
The full school meeting of fate!
Students who know nothing about surprises gather at the venue...
To all of the students in full school...
There is a local TV station's coverage camera...
That's all they said...
So that everyone can see their smiles...
They all wore the same masks...
And...
The new principal, who has just been reinstated in April...
Also, the new vice principal, who has just been reinstated in April...
Which speech will win?
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You can hold it, can't you?
Thanks!
You didn't drive at all, did you?
I practiced already!
You took me everywhere with you when we were little.
Awesome!
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Preliminary round speech surprise!
The winner is...
Hyoutou Sensei!
Good luck!
The winner is...
Oh, it started.
At that time, the teacher who is standing by with stage clothes is very nervous.
She is the first female high school student.
Calm down, teacher!
There are about 350 female high school students in front of her.
She absolutely wants to win!
And...
At last...
Good luck!
Let me say hello to you.
First of all, I'd like to talk about you, teacher.
Oh, she is coming!
She is fast!
Are you OK?
Calm down, teacher!
She doesn't look happy yet.
Good luck!
The theme of the speech is...
The teacher is not interested in female high school students.
All students gather in front of the teacher.
Will Amos's speech be accepted?
The teacher is not interested in female high school students.
Start!
Hello, everyone.
I'm Totsuka from Kyoto.
First of all, she gives a serious speech.
What do students say?
She is still stiff.
She is looking down.
Oh, I see.
Here we go!
She is not interested in them.
Amos's speech in front of students.
First of all...
The teacher is lonely in Kyoto.
First of all, I'd like to give you a reality check.
I'd like you to start from "is it true?" and I'd like you to gradually grasp it and gradually go crazy.
Kyoto basically doesn't have any businesses or clubs.
To be honest, I feel very lonely.
I'll tell you why I feel lonely.
It's cool, isn't it?
You're looking up a little.
First of all...
I don't want you to remember my face and name.
I was in Kyoto before, but it was when I was in the staff room.
One student came in and said to me...
Excuse me, where is Mr. Kyoto?
To me in Kyoto...
Where is Kyoto?
That's good. Use it.
It's self-criticism.
I feel lonely.
Second of all...
Graduates don't remember Kyoto at all.
Everyone who graduates and remembers...
Teachers...
Principal...
They barely remember.
It's rude of the principal.
But what about the principal?
Even if there is a reunion party or something like that...
Who is it?
That's how it is.
I know!
In the first place, they don't even talk to you.
They laugh a lot.
Everyone...
You don't remember your middle school principal, do you?
Even at the graduation ceremony and big events...
The students who ask the principal for a commemorative photo...
They are dismissed.
They don't go home.
There are a few of them, right?
It's lonely.
I keep saying it. It's lonely.
It's lonely.
Next...
They announce what they want the principal to be interested in.
How can I make the principal interested in me?
He's gesturing properly.
How can I make the principal want to see me every day?
I thought about it.
I will install a pulley in the reunion room.
If there is a pulley in the reunion room...
You want to come and see the reunion every day, don't you?
Of course, the pulley is free.
What kind of picture can you take?
The image is like this.
J.K. is the best!
K.T. is the best!
It's a K-tip coexistence.
When the distance between students gets closer,
there is also such a pattern.
You can take a pulley with coexistence.
By putting your uncle next to you,
you can make J.K.'s cuteness stand out.
K.T. is annoying,
but this is not for those who are really annoying.
The distance is definitely getting closer.
When the distance gets closer to it,
it will be like this.
The distance is definitely getting closer.
K.T.'s eyes are also like this.
Everyone, throughout the year,
we will consider installing a pulley in the coexistence room,
so please come and get it.
It's wonderful.
If you don't do it, you'll be in trouble.
Finally, we will announce the coexistence's big ambition!
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Enemy is a spy group that shouldn't exist.
If you don't reveal your identity, you will be killed.
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K.T. is annoying.
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Finally, we will announce the principal's big ambition!
I was appointed as the principal of this school, but I actually have one big goal.
That is...
I want to be a principal!
That's it.
He said it clearly!
The principal is getting anxious.
For one year from now, I have a plan for becoming a principal, so I would like to announce it to you in particular.
First of all, in April...
I will rub sesame seeds on the principal.
I cannot become a principal without the recommendation of the current principal.
In April, I will rub sesame seeds on the current principal and try to please him.
In May...
I will rub sesame seeds on the principal.
For two months, I will continue to rub sesame seeds on the principal.
In July...
I will set a trap on the principal.
I will set a trap so that the principal actually commits a bad deed.
That's bad!
In August...
I will rub sesame seeds only on the principal.
I see!
He is a principal who is popular for his traps, but...
I will still rub sesame seeds on the principal here.
Because...
I will make other teachers think...
Principals are people who have a better position, but are also neglectful.
I will give you my evaluation.
In October...
I will consult with the principal about my concerns.
And...
I will swear.
You know how to use a proper flip.
You are better than a teen comedian.
You are good.
It is because I respect you that I am worried about you.
I will express my feelings.
In December...
I will leak my tattoos.
I will leak my tattoos about you.
It is called "tattoo law".
In January...
I will swear at you.
I will cover it up again.
You will cover it up again.
At the lecture...
I believe in you.
I will say it with tears in my eyes.
In February...
I will say it with tears in my eyes.
"Tattoo law" part 2.
I will say it with tears in my eyes.
And...
In March...
What will you do in March?
You will come.
I will take over as principal.
In "tattoo law" part 2...
The principal will lose his job.
It is because of you.
Who will be the next principal?
That's right!
I will be the only principal.
This is my plan for the next year.
It has a great impact.
It is his first speech.
It will be very popular.
He remembered it.
It will be very popular.
So...
The "tattoo law" may be in the principal's office.
Please look forward to it.
That's all.
I'm glad.
I did it.
I think I managed to do it.
Next, the headmaster, who is the best in the school, appears.
Don't be nervous.
I'm very nervous, but since the headmaster gave me that, I became as strong as possible.
The headmaster wants to get into girls' high school.
Next is the headmaster's speech.
I did it.
Will it be okay?
It depends on the headmaster's fate.
Iwai's thought-out lecture.
I want to be a popular headmaster for J.K.
First of all...
J.K. understood that there were three things he had to do.
He understood that there were three things.
From this spring, I will be the headmaster of this school.
I'm Honda.
Actually, about 20 years ago, I was working at Numata Girls' High School.
Now that I'm back as a headmaster, I want to be a popular headmaster for girls' students.
So, as a headmaster, I searched for girls' high school students and J.K.
I said weird things.
Then, I found out that J.K. had to have three things.
First of all...
Smartphone.
Smartphone is important for you, isn't it?
Second of all...
Lipstick.
Isn't JK already eating lipstick?
I see him applying lipstick in his room.
So, the other day, the principal bought lipstick, too.
It's Etude House.
I bought it because of its cute appearance.
I'll try applying it.
Here it is.
While he was practicing his speech, a candle sparkled.
Will you apply it?
Is it okay?
Please believe me.
- This is funny. - It's so funny.
I'm glad it's over.
And something that JKs need.
- I heard that this last thing is the most important. - What is it?
It is...
Bangs.
I heard that for JKs, bangs are life.
- We set it up so it doesn't fall apart. - Everyone is curious about your bangs.
On the other hand, look at the principal's bangs.
His bangs have these weird gaps.
I don't know the correct answer,
but someone please tell me the correct answer for my bangs!
Someone! Someone! Please tell me!
- I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! - I'm scared!
- I got too excited. I'm sorry. - He's getting a little excited.
Next up is taking trendy photos of girls in high school.
I want to be a popular principal in this school.
So I tried taking trendy photos of girls in high school.
First of all, look at this.
This heart-shaped photo that makes you hide your face.
I heard that this is popular now.
I also tried taking trendy photos of girls in high school.
Look at this.
- He's peeking. - He saw it.
- I also tried taking trendy photos of girls in high school. - He's peeking.
Next up is this.
- What is this? - There's something like this?
A blackboard with "+=" and "heart" written on it.
A photo that makes you look like you like each other.
- I also tried taking trendy photos of girls in high school. - Let's go, principal!
Look at this.
- When I saw this, I felt lonely. - Yeah, lonely.
- So, the person who was watching this helped me with the shooting.
- Here you are.
- She helped me with the shooting.
- Thank you.
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Ice cream.
I'm a sweet guy, so it's really soaked.
It's like "bwaah" and it's like "kiri kiri".
This is no good.
I think I have to do something about it.
I think it would be bad if it was an infestation or disease.
I'm also interested in whitening.
It's Shumitect's Complete One.
Preventing infestation.
Prevent infestation and disease.
You can even whiten it.
One product and it's all in there.
I think it's attractive.
The uncompromising comfort fills me up.
The shine that's like you and the time you spend with your family.
To the luxurious adults who want to get both.
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A car that can be driven by anyone.
Triple seat suv.
Mazda cx-8.
Finally, we will announce our requests for the principal we asked the students about.
Lastly, we gave you a questionnaire asking you for your requests for this school the other day.
This is it.
Actually, this questionnaire is also a celebration strategy.
A few days ago, we did it in secret and made it into a speech topic.
I want to be a principal who understands everyone's feelings.
I will introduce you to some of them.
First of all...
I want you to be able to use your smartphone.
Smartphones are important for girls in high school.
Isn't it weird for you to make such a request?
Next...
I want you to be able to dye your hair.
You want to look fashionable at your age, don't you?
I know how you feel.
Next...
I want you to be able to shorten your skirt.
I know you want to make your uniform cute, but...
Next...
I want you to be able to put on piercings.
Wow, you're so ambitious!
You want to violate the rules of the school, don't you?
If you say everything, the school will be in chaos!
Lastly...
Among the results of the survey...
There were a lot of these answers.
And the one that resonated with me the most...
That is...
I want you to shorten your speech at school.
I'm sorry about that.
Next...
I'm going to protect this.
That's all for me.
It was helpful that students laughed at me in various places.
Then, he will tell students that it was a surprise.
Hello!
We are going to have a prank Grand Prix.
We wrote the script and asked them to do it, so they said things we didn't think of.
Kyoto sensei, it looks like we have to set up a prank when it gets so excited.
Let's go to the office.
We have to make sure of it.
I'm really looking forward to it.
In order to entertain students, in order to promote the school,
teachers, students, and everyone at school,
thank you very much.
High-speed, second-hand prank!
Trick art is art using human illusion.
By looking at it from different angles, you can make it look three-dimensional,
or you can make it look like it doesn't exist.
Using this...
While the target is reporting about the trick art,
the target thinks it's a picture hole and gets on it...
But it's actually a pitfall!
That's the prank!
In Tochigi Prefecture, Nasu and Shiobara Prefecture,
the largest trick art museum in Japan...
Thank you!
The one who came for the experience report is...
The one who can enjoy Nasu Project with us is...
Bye-bye!
That's great!
A comedian has a bad life, but his teeth are strong! It's Iwahashi!
Wow! He's really getting on it!
Iwahashi reports with all his might whether he's happy about the morning news program.
Stop it!
Thank you!
It looks fun.
Next, let's go outside of the building.
There are two trick arts there.
Actually, these two...
The one on the left is the real trick art, but...
The one on the right...
It looks like a hole in a trick art, but it's actually a pitfall!
It's dangerous!
Can I?
Go ahead!
Iwahashi.
First, a commemorative photo shoot with the trick art that doesn't fall.
Look at this!
It's like this.
But it looks good.
It looks like it's going to fall even lower.
That's right.
Wow.
There's more.
There's more?
That's right.
Let's go to the trick art that really does fall.
I don't know about this.
What kind of photo will you take?
Let me see...
What kind of pose do you want to take?
How about this?
Like you're stuck here.
Like this?
I got it!
Here you go.
Refund!
From now on!
Softbank only!
Maximum refund!
We won't go back!
This month, it's this!
It's a refund!
I'm going to tell my family!
Buying and selling can be done with extra data.
And it's always 990 yen at home.
It's not a waste!
By the way, my dad's beard is glue.
It's not a waste!
Buying and selling can be done with extra data.
It's 990 yen at home.
It's not a waste!
This program was brought to you by Japanet and other sponsors.
That delicious bowl...
Toribere Izumi's largest business, Lunacity in Aoba, Hatsugano.
Living in a city with convenience and peace of nature,
50 pots per month and 60,000 yen per month,
Lunacity in Aoba, Hatsugano.
My exercise is totally...
You can exercise even at home.
I presented this.
I'm happy!
Foot Fit Light that trains leg muscles,
20 yen per day, 600 yen per month.
Show us, Nursery!
It's not allowed because we're watching you.
Nursery, show us!
No, you can't!
Manager!
No, you can't!
Manager!
Cute for a happy price, Nursery!
Well, you can order it with your smartphone, so go ahead!
♪ Universal Home ♪
This way, please!
Japanese houses are hot in summer and cold in winter.
To change that heavy environment, we will update for the future!
This way, please!
Eh, this way?
I'm the escortman.
No, your stage is exposed!
Rizala!
Greed, greed, one cuppa!
Mmm!
Greed, greed, one cuppa!
Greed, greed...
Very good!
Greed, greed, one cuppa!
Rizala will deliver!
Toranoko!
Do you want to invest in shopping?
You can walk, you can watch videos, and you can also invest in low-cost investments!
A new way of investing!
Where do you start?
Toranoko!
(Nintendo Switch)
I'm looking forward to buying it!
Me too!
Let's do it!
Ah!
It's here, it's here!
Alright!
Ah, it's small!
It's amazing!
Alright!
Huh? Is that how you play it?
Nintendo Switch
Tomorrow, I'll move into the life I've always dreamt of in Karuizawa!
You're amazing!
Tomorrow, I'll buy an alpaca!
Tomorrow's Uchimura! Two-hour special, Monday nights at 7pm!
While the target is reporting his trick art,
when he gets in there thinking it's a picture hole,
it's actually a pitfall hole!
That's the prank!
So, here...
How about hanging here?
Got it!
Go ahead!
Can I do it?
It's like a comedy show!
Awesome!
Falling into a hole is just an illusion, and it's not supposed to fall, but it does!
Yes!
This is the scary part of this prank!
What kind of trick do you think it is?
What do you mean?!
It's nothing...
What do you mean?!
Is this a trick?!
You'll see it later...
Get out of here!
I'm a DJ!
I'm a DJ wherever I am!
I'm a DJ in my everyday life!
Wait a minute!
Is it going to end like this?!
Hey! Is it going to end like this?!
Why did you bring me all the way here?!
This is frustrating!
It's so hot! I'm getting mad!
It's so hot!
Fire! Fire!
I'm going to dig a pitfall hole by myself!
Next up...
Really?!
I'm Hikari Kudaki! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Just like before, after enjoying the trick art thoroughly,
it's finally time for the trick art that is not a trick art.
Wow, this is wide, too.
Yes, it's wide, but...
It's quite...
I'd like you to boldly jump in like this.
Yes!
Can I take a picture of you flying?
Yes!
Like this?
Yes, like that!
Like that, please!
Yes!
Then, I'll take a picture of you in a row.
Yes!
Then, when I say "three, two, one", please do it!
Yes!
Here I go! Three, two, one!
Beautiful! Beautiful!
Wow!
Look! Look! Look behind you!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wow!
While looking back at the camera of Anna Komuro...
The trick art that is not a trick art...
It's really beautiful!
The trick art is complete!
Even so...
Yes! Yes!
Was there ever a talent who fell with such a great smile?
Please wait!
She noticed me!
Ah!
Prank Grand Prix-san!
I'm happy, but...
I've never been in a pitfall!
I'm happy, but...
Are you serious?!
I've been talking with Komuro-san all the time.
There's this, and there's that.
And there's more outside!
I completely believed that.
I asked him for a cute pose.
I had decided it completely.
It was stupid of me to believe it.
Next up...
Filming period...
Six months.
Camera size...
Thirty-two cameras!
Let's go for it!
Targets... So soon!
Eighteen people!
Let's go for it!
But the tempo is too fast...
The length is only thirty minutes!
It's like a commercial!
The worst cost performance project!
And that is...
Prank...
Doremi's song!
You know this song, don't you?!
I came up with a prank with this song!
Let's sing it together!
Here we go!
Let's go for it!
Both of them are too spicy!
"Nice to meet you!" "Good morning!"
My name is Reina Osanai, and I'm a news announcer.
"Nice to meet you!" "Nice to meet you, too!"
"The one on the right is Koshian." "Yes, thank you for it."
"Please eat it in one bite." "Yes!"
"Wow, it looks delicious!" "Thank you very much!"
Yes, thank you for it!
"Is it good?" "Yes!"
"Are you OK?" "Yes!"
"Don't spill it." "OK, I'll do my best."
"Are you OK?" "No, I'm not."
"Excuse me, would you like some water?" "Sure."
"Would you like some water?" "Yes, please."
Wow, it looks tough!
Of course it does!
Oh, no, no, no!
Both of them are too spicy!
There is a series called 'Prankster's Song'.
Yes.
It's a song about it.
What is it about?
It's about an old man, Anaga, and a prankster.
Both of them are wasabi?
Both of them are too spicy.
What is that?!
Both of them are too spicy!
No, I like both of them.
"Oh, you like both of them?" "Yes."
Please drink it.
Yes, thank you.
Is it good?
Yes.
Because you're boring.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Excuse me, your water...
I'm sorry, but...
Yeah, I'm sure you're all going to vomit.
Oh, it's hot!
Both of them are too hot!
Oh, it's hot!
Everything!
Everything is hot!
You should drink water.
How far is this prank going to go?
Isn't this a prank?
Both of them are too hot!
How is it?
Are you okay?
Oh, it's hot!
Water, water!
Go, go, go!
Drink it all!
This is...
Water...
What is it?
I'll show you.
I'll show you!
Are you okay, Madara-san?
Both of them are too spicy.
What is it?
She's crying.
What?
She's angry.
She's childish.
Watch out! Watch out!
She's grumpy.
What is it?
It's disgusting, isn't it?
Stop it, okay?
Okay.
Next time, I'll just pass you by and hit you in the eye.
You're the worst.
It's disgusting.
This is "do".
"Do"?
What is it?
What is "do"?
Is it a prank show?
I don't use tomatoes in my caprese.
What do you think, everyone?
The answer is in here.
I'll open it.
The answer is...
What?
I'm surprised.
Who is it?
What?
I'm surprised.
Who is it?
The answer is...
Who is it?
I'm surprised.
Who is it?
What?
I'm scared.
She's a little angry.
There is someone in Re-wa Re-zoko.
What is this? Is it a prank?
Yes.
What? Really?
What is this? What kind of prank is this?
If you open the Re-zoko, your dad is there?
My dad is not there.
My dad is there.
What is this?
There is someone in Re-wa Re-zoko.
Wait! I'm scared.
You are a gyaru.
Wait! I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
What is it?
What is it? Who is it?
Don't talk!
What is it?
What is "ki" when you open it?
It's a creepy "ki".
There is someone in Re-wa Re-zoko.
The sun is hot.
Here it is.
Here we go.
What?
I forgot how to close it.
I feel like I'm still a child.
There is someone in Re-zoko.
Can you do me a favor?
There is someone in Re-zoko.
Miwa Mist was the boss.
It's new!
It suits you, Fuda-san!
There is someone in Re-zoko.
Fuda-san's current age is 45 years old.
There is someone in Re-zoko.
Really?
Yes.
First of all, take a deep breath slowly.
What will happen?
It's okay as it is.
Come closer.
I'm sorry. I said "it stinks".
Why?
"It stinks" is funny.
She is laughing.
I think it's funny.
It's funny.
I'm sorry.
It's sour.
Miwa Mist is sour.
Take a deep breath slowly.
Don't deceive me.
It's a mistake.
Miwa Mist was the boss.
Take a deep breath slowly.
I'm sorry.
Does this really work for beauty?
It doesn't work for beauty.
No, I'm sure of it.
What is it?
It's a looking lamp.
I was careful at first.
I don't think you can do it.
What is it?
There is a series of pranks called "doremi's song".
Iwahashi-san and Iwahashi-san thought of "doremi's song".
Can I delete it?
Of course you can.
It's funny.
How old is she?
She is 49 years old.
Please come closer.
She is like a baby.
It's amazing.
Isn't it amazing?
She is like a baby.
Can you delete it?
Can you do it one more time?
I can't stop crying.
Is it correct?
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Can you do it one more time?
I've seen it before.
It's a prank championship.
Wasps are good for your health, right?
Yes.
Can you measure it?
Can you do it one more time?
I'm 45 years old.
You look like you're young.
Can you do it one more time?
I'm 43 years old.
You look like you're 43 years old.
Can you do it one more time?
I can do it one more time.
Can you do it one more time?
This is terrible.
I can't see your face.
I can't see your expression.
I can't see your face.
You're cute.
Please show me only your face.
I'll only tell you who's being killed now.
Turn on the light.
I don't know.
I can't see your face.
You're too grim.
I can't see your face.
I'm sorry.
My back is shaking.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Wait a minute.
What is this?
This is terrible.
What is this?
This is terrible.
What is this?
There must be something in here.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
I can't see your face.
I can't see you at all.
What is this?
Hurry up and open it.
What is this?
Is this a prank?
I'm sorry.
What is this?
I can't see you at all.
What are you doing?
My watch is broken.
Can you fix it?
I can't believe it.
It's so plain.
I can't believe my watch is broken.
It's a useless watch.
You scared me.
It's over, isn't it?
It's over if you lose.
It's a weird prank.
Please lower it.
It's going down.
It's open.
Don't mess with me!
Give me a break!
Did you do this?
Give me a break!
Furthermore, a world-class actor, Hidetoshi Nishijima!
A mysterious man approaches the actor!
I'm Hirosaris.
I'm Hokuto Matsumura.
Monday nights at 10 p.m.
Dramas, love letters, and...
Tomorrow's Cancel?
From 7 p.m. on, "Drifty Big Challenge Special"!
Hello!
A nostalgic dance and...
A snowman turns into lightning!
Just a little!
"Mr. Sunday" at 10 p.m.
The world changes, and beyond that...
Cut it out with your own eyes!
Can-te-re-ha-chan!
Well, tonight I'm going to eat...
crispy ginger roast.
Thank you very much.
What's that?
Oh, is it this?
It's a book.
Isn't it cute?
Where did you buy it?
It's DIY.
Light beauty machine.
From Yaman, who is the number one shareholder,
"Reivote Venus Pro" newly released!
Japan's first waterproof specification for V.I.O.
With bus time, you can go all over your skin.
Reivote by Yaman for skin care.
Have you ever eaten shumai made with white rice?
The more you chew, the more hot meat juice overflows!
If you could eat this at home...
You can eat it!
"The Shumai"!
From flavors and frozen food.
Crispy ginger roast.
It's out!
Fresh frozen!
If you want to go hard, it's a lugger. Kimgi the Lugger's heart.
If you dispose of your old computer, you can collect your computer for free. Linette Japan.
It is safe to cooperate with the government.
Data removal certificate also.
You can collect your computer for free. Linette Japan.
You can collect your order until you get home. Linette Japan.
In the campaign
You don't know.
The smell of armpit sweat is tough.
I can't stand it.
Thick touch.
Cover it up and hold back sweat.
I can't use it all day.
Eight for men.
Thick roll-on.
Hey, you're cute today, too.
Hey, are you listening?
I'll get close to you. Medical procurement.
I like you to do your best.
No loan.
Only the required number of times.
Multiple payment medical procurement.
Aoba Clinic.
Hello, I'm Nicole, Yoshino and my part-time job.
New menu Oyako-don.
Thick eggs and tender chicken.
I can't stand it.
Oyako-don at Yoshino-ya. 80 yen each for children.
Sony Insurance's fire insurance.
There's no key.
Even when you don't have one.
Sorry for the delay.
It's broken.
Even when you don't have one.
Sorry for the delay.
In other words, there's a lot of service.
And it's cheap.
Fire insurance is Sony Insurance.
They look alike.
They are twins.
Y-MAX + 5G is older brother.
The smartphone is younger brother.
Isn't it confusing?
If you hire it as a set, it's profitable.
Set! Set! Set!
Smartphone and set are profitable.
Y-MAX + 5G.
♪ Power fastener is given.
This is annoying!
Did you do this?
♪ Power fastener is given.
This is so funny. What's going to happen?
What's up with you? Hey, let's hang out.
You look like an entertainer.
You look cool when you stand up.
You're fast.
Hey! Open up!
Hey!
You look like an entertainer.
I can't help it.
I really can't help it.
Hey!
Are you still standing up?
You're fast.
You're sober.
I thought it was funny.
First of all, I didn't like that kind of style.
It's funny.
What's up with him?
He's really bad at keeping an eye on people.
I'm screwed.
This is the worst.
I'm talking so much right now, but I can't show my face at all.
I can't react at all.
That's sad.
You're fast.
I'm going to do it.
Hey!
I'm scared.
I can't help it.
Hey!
I can see you.
Hey!
You're tall and useless.
I can see you.
Hey!
Don't call me useless.
Hey!
Don't call me useless.
What are you talking about?
You're cute!
You're lame!
These two are new employees, right?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Do you want a picture with me?
Yes, of course.
Is it okay?
Yes, of course.
Can I take a picture with you?
Yes, of course.
Thank you very much.
Here we go.
Okay.
Start.
Thank you very much.
He's funny.
There is a song called "Bremi no Uta".
The name of the song is "Son".
What's that?
I don't know a single word.
"So" is...
"So" is what?
"So" is...
"Soft" is...
"So" is "soft pro wrestling".
It's "soft pro wrestling".
Let's do it one more time!
Oda-san is getting angry.
Yes, yes.
Let's do it one more time.
Here we go.
One...
Ah!
What is it?!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Wait a second! Wait a second! Wait a second! Wait a second! Wait a second!
I said wait! Wait!
It's a song of a drunk man.
The first one, right?
Yes.
In front of you.
This is "so".
"So"?
"So" is...
Just let me cut it.
That's correct.
What?
That's correct.
What's wrong with being correct?
Are you kidding me?
Just let me cut it.
I'll do it one more time.
What are you doing?
This is not good.
I'm wearing a life jacket and balloons.
Sakai-kun.
Don't put your head in the water.
Get in the water while there is no wind.
I'm scared.
Let's do it.
What?
Sakai-kun.
From May 8th at 7pm,
young entertainers from Oden's "The Drifters" will challenge themselves!
Just for a little bit!
Schumer is nice to everyone and sleeps with everyone!
Jun thinks too much about it.
He doesn't care about anyone and ignores people.
He's ugly and uncool and there's nothing we can do about it.
I hate myself like this.
"Koimaji" Monday at 10pm.
But I can't stop loving him!
Jome!
What?
A sober office worker and the strongest singer.
The only thing that can shorten the distance between them is...
I'll have a chamisul, please!
A dramatic classic.
"Chamisul"!
"Toktokno"!
Here it is!
"Olive-chan"?
"Eh, kiwi and olive oil"?
"Kangeki", a kiwi cup race!
"Ryori ga kawaru"!
"Gochiso Sendo"'s olive oil!
I'll do my best!
"Kami-pak", here it is!
Tastes good!
"Kimugi no Ohfu"!
This is how good it is...
It's too good to get a gold prize!
It's written there!
This is too good to get a gold prize!
"Kimugi no Ohfu"!
Congratulations!
It's good!
"Shugo"!
I see you in the eyes and in his eyesight...
It's smooth!
"Masatsu Zero"!
When you think of eye health, that's what you think of!
"Masatsu Zero"'s smoothness comes later in life and your eyes are not tired all day and your eyes lead your health.
Unknown eyes.
Lead eyes' health.
Acubis.
♪ Someday, you will ♪
My father is a talkative person.
♪ Leave the city ♪
But, when he's in a good mood, he has a habit of saying,
It's not about making things, it's about making users happy.
♪ I'll always remember ♪
♪ Bicycle ♪
Corona Airconditioner.
Irara.
Making your everyday life more comfortable.
♪ Summer's wind ♪
Corona.
Is this a new mold, too?
Yes! The smell of the air conditioner is also excellent!
What?
And!
Which effect?
In one!
It's perfect!
One and ultimate!
Perfect!
Mold!
Gel ball!
My sheets!
Wow, I'm sweating like crazy!
This one stinks of sweat, too!
But you can't wash the mattress!
Fabris Premium Gold!
Collect everything you can't wash!
Fabris Premium!
♪ Flower, life jacket and balloons ♪
I'm scared!
If you'll excuse me, I'll go.
No way!
What is it?!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is it?!
I'm scared!
Stop it!
Someone stop it!
Stop it!
I'm scared!
Stop it!
I'm scared!
What happened? What happened? What happened!?
Lau is going to wear a life jacket and balloons
How does it work?
Gangnam style life jacket and balloons
It's called "a balloon on a knife jacket"
A balloon on a knife jacket?
Ra?
What's that?
Isn't it too small?
Ra is a balloon on a knife jacket
Hi no kuni, wa tabe, onigiri!
Onigiri! Onigiri!
Thank you!
So, today...
On a knife jacket...
I'm scared!
You look like you just got out of the water.
Huh?
Ra is a balloon on a knife jacket
My hands are dirty!
I can't go fishing?
You can't go fishing.
What is this?!
What?! I came all the way to Chiba today!
What?!
Cute.
A big success!
No, no.
It's old.
You haven't done it in the morning.
I haven't done it in the morning.
It's a secret!
Why are we in this group?!
The first thing we did was...
Please!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Please!
It's scary, isn't it?
Wait for me!
What?!
She didn't even notice.
What's going on?!
I'm wearing a life jacket and balloons!
Isn't this "Prank Grand Prix"?
It is.
It is, isn't it?
Are you serious?!
Isn't it crazy?!
Watch what you say.
There's a series called "Prank's Doremi's Song".
"Prank's Doremi's Song"...
Do you know "Doremi's Song"?
I know "Doremi's Song".
Can you sing it for me?
Do-re-mi-do-mi-do-mi...
Wait, that's not a lyric.
"Do" is "donuts".
This is "ra".
"Ra"?
What do you think it is?
"Ra"?
Yes.
Whatever you're wearing now...
This?!
- Is this a "chakki"? - "Chakki"?
- It's not "chakki". - It's like "modern chakki".
- Even if it's "chakki", it's wrong. - Wait, wait, wait!
- It's not "chakki"?! - No.
- But I think this shape is "chakki". - I'm scared!
- I just remembered. - It's not "chakki", it's "chokki".
It's not "modern chakki".
- "Modern chakki" is out. - It's "modern chakki"!
♪ While I'm thinking, my bike comes ♪
Quiz Count 8!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Joyman! - Joyman and Taka-chan are here!
Please choose a genre!
He's already off to a good start.
- What will you do? - I want to go with this momentum...
Wait...
That was close!
I'm scared!
What is this?
♪ While I'm thinking, my bike comes ♪
- It's "dokkiri". - It's "dokkiri" Grand Prix!
- "Dokkiri" starts with "doremi no uta". - Yes.
- You have "doremi no uta", right? - "Doremi no uta" is...
- It's "kairi no uta". - It's "kairi no uta".
- What's wrong? - Someone's face is turning red!
Don't look at me like that!
- This is "shi". - "Shi"?
What do you think it is?
"Shi" is...
It's "bike", right?
"Shin"?
"Shi" is... "Shin"?
It's a bit wrong, isn't it?
Hello, I'm Fujimoto of "serivia now".
I'm Aiki No Ara of Japanese.
Please choose a genre of music.
This is important.
I'm not sure.
Then...
Music!
This is scary.
Music!
I'm surprised!
Is this scary?
Is Tama okay?
I'm surprised!
What is this?
"Bike" is coming!
"Shin" is "shipping".
"Bike" is coming!
Wednesday?
I'm surprised!
All staff members are crazy!
Really!
That's all.
So, please go home by taxi.
Taxi?
I'm sorry. I'll go home.
Taxi!
"Shin" is "shipping".
"Bike" is coming!
Wednesday is "hidetoshi's" first prank!
Do you know this?
"solida resist".
This.
Nobody cares about this green color.
Neither this smartphone...
nor this space suit...
can be made without this.
It is said that really amazing things are not conspicuous.
Oh, it leaked.
Exciting Science Experimenting
Taiyo Holdings
Have you been drinking beer lately?
I don't know the feeling of beer being delicious yet.
It's a good opportunity.
Oh, it's different from my imagination.
Delicious.
It's delicious.
Ah...
Delicious.
I'm happy.
Now, please try it.
This is a delicious beer.
"Kirin Ichiban Shibori" (Kirin is the best)
I really want everyone to drink it.
The first reference.
I want to hide it, but if I hide it, it may get worse.
Oh, I'm troubled.
Mask acne spiral!
So...
Concentrate acne treatment.
It works well with three ingredients.
Macaron Acne Juice.
Thank you, Acne Juice.
The first reference.
Sensitive skin is vulnerable to sunburn.
So, I want to prevent it.
"Fusegu Minon" (Prevent Minon)
Appeared.
Sensitive skin is also the best UV cut.
Sunscreen is also Minon.
The first reference.
You treat me too roughly.
The 101st reference.
Now, please answer the name of the current Prime Minister in full name.
Now, please think about it.
Full name?
Full name.
Absolutely full name?
Absolutely full name.
I see.
Now, please answer it.
Kishida Karo-san!
Now, the second reference.
Why?
No, this is also important.
Please do this once.
Please cut there.
I will give you the correct answer once.
Let's go to common sense.
Koji!
Shiii is thinking and his bike is coming.
Bike again? It's been a while.
I know you.
It's the same thing.
Bike.
Thinking and bike?
Yes.
It's no use.
Everyone will get mad.
If it wasn't for this, I would have been off today.
Sorry, sorry.
Let's sing.
Both are too spicy.
There is someone in the refrigerator.
There is a mist in the garden.
It's fluttering.
Shiii is wearing a life jacket.
Shiii is thinking and his bike is coming.
Let's sing.
Don't try this at home.
Thank you.
It was luxurious.
It was interesting.
It's not like that.
What's not like that?
We were really covering it.
You included it in there?
Yes.
It's from an idol magazine.
It's called "Potato".
There is a picture of how we covered it.
We don't need it.
Please take a look.
See?
It's cool.
It's good.
By the way, this picture will be on "Potato" which will be released today.
You like gravure, don't you?
Don't mix it with reality.
This is Kabuki.
"Kora Keeper".
What kind of character will get angry tonight?
The target is...
"Kanade-chan".
"Kora Odara-san".
Judge version.
"Kora"!
From behind, "Kora" of "Oda" judge.
Clean hit.
I didn't see it, but I was surprised.
Oh, referee.
I see, like a home base uniform.
Referee!
What is it?
This is Mr. Oda's referee version.
I want to know about other versions!
The next target is...
Actor Hidetoshi Nishijima.
Takumi Saito.
While Masami Nagasawa is in the same seat...
The girls who will challenge the world-class actors are...
They are starring in the movie "New Ultraman".
And they are...
With love and respect from the program...
Neutro hero...
Ultraman!
Let's go!
Ultraman challenges world-class actors!
Let's hear the behind-the-scenes stories of "New Ultraman"!
The story is...
Prepared for this movie...
A fake TV show.
The main actors, Takumi Saito and Masami Nagasawa...
Are participating in this show.
On both sides of Nishijima, Hayami and Arioka...
Don't say anything because it looks interesting.
How is it? Is it easier to record?
Let's get started!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Seven, six, five, four, three...
Moony...
After three months, the amount of poop is 1.5 times!
My back might leak.
That's why Moony!
A gel poop stopper can suck in a lot of poop!
Is it refreshing? Is it exciting? Moony...
Today's little leak is unpredictable.
It's bigger than I thought.
Charm Nap will suck in moisture and smell.
You'll feel less worried about leaking.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
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How do you like my moist hair?
Even with a bubble cut...
It doesn't shake!
It's soft, right?
It's soft!
It's soft, right?
It's smooth even when I'm washing it!
I want people who care about me to use it!
LOVE Body Wash!
That person said...
My next goal is to be carbon neutral.
A researcher who aimed to be the fastest in the world in F1...
is trying to improve the fuel consumption of electric cars.
This is what I learned in aerodynamics.
It is connected to the development of EV as it is.
The blue sky is waiting for me ahead of the challenge.
Carbon-neutral southern ice water.
Izakaya food and hydrogen soda.
I wanted to try it once.
Oseru.
Did you have it?
You're drinking it yourself, aren't you?
What is it?
This goes really well with it.
That's what I'm saying.
What is it?
Can.
No, I know what a can is.
No, it's not.
What is it?
Tell me what a can is.
Thank you very much.
Is it already popular?
Not yet.
Izakaya food and hydrogen soda.
Suntory water.
A can came out.
It's not popular yet.
From May 8th at 7pm, the drift story will be revived.
Just a little.
Call an ambulance!
His old willfulness.
Monday night at 9pm.
The world-renowned actor's first prank will be challenged by an ultraman!
I'll read the comments.
I'm nervous.
Don't get caught.
What should I do?
Aren't you nervous?
Touch.
Seven.
Six.
Don't get caught.
Four.
Three.
Hey!
You scared me!
Hey!
You scared me!
Hey!
You scared me!
What is it?
An ultraman's strike where he's completely off guard.
That's surprising, isn't it?
Yes.
I'm sorry, Nishijima-san.
Why are you mad at me?
What is it?
Nishijima-san.
It's a prank Grand Prix.
Really?
It's my first time.
I'm sorry, Nishijima-san.
My heart stopped.
But it was really perfect.
What is it?
I was surprised.
You two were laughing so much.
I thought you must know about it.
Even if we're surprised, the camera will shut down.
What are we?
Ultraman's strike.
Isn't it perfect?
Aren't you surprised?
If it's just one scene, you might be surprised.
Of course, I'm not doing it because I like it.
Please know that I'm doing it.
See you!
Goodbye, earthlings!
I'm doing it, too.
Let's move on to the next one.
Before that, do you remember it?
There is something called "fantasy Doremi prank".
What is "fantasy Doremi prank"?
Please look at it.
What is it?
From "do" to "shi" to "dokkiri".
"Dokkiri's Doremi song".
Plus or minus Iwahashi invented "dokkiri's dokkiri song".
"Dokkiri's dokkiri song".
But there is one more person who came up with the idea of "dokkiri's dokkiri song".
What?
Please say "depends".
What is this?
You have a bad face.
Yes, it is Shisonmu Hasegawa.
The winner of "dokkiri's dokkiri song"
At the studio where he finished watching "dokkiri's dokkiri song" last time...
I like all "dokkiri's dokkiri song" songs.
But you can make "dokkiri's dokkiri song" as many as you like, can't you?
That's right.
I don't know if you will come up with an idea and the staff will accept it, but...
Hasegawa heard it and said...
"do" is...
"do" is... a letter from Germany.
He came up with an idea himself.
It's weird. The editing is weird.
"do" is...
It's not "mizukara".
No, it's not.
I read it and it's German.
Didn't you get surprised?
I read it and it's German.
And in fact, it looks like a picture.
Then let's do it!
So, the staff asked a German resident to actually send him a letter from Germany.
"King of Conte", "Top of Genin" Hasegawa can see it, so it can't be interesting!
So, this is what he actually did!
This is crazy!
What's going on?
Who is his target?
Who?
Excuse me.
This is not good.
Don't move.
Don't move. I don't trust you anymore.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
This is a prank.
Do you understand?
Berlin, Germany.
But you can see it.
Shinobu-chan can see it, right?
No, it's not.
No, it's not. I'm sorry.
No, it's not.
What is it?
It's a prank.
This is not good.
You two just got pranked.
I can't say anything.
This is bad.
This is strange.
This is normal.
This is a prank that Shisono Hasegawa-san came up with.
This is not good.
You know you'll be surprised if you see this, right?
Mr. Hasegawa-san.
Can you see this?
No, you can't.
This is not good.
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
What is it?
You're asking him, aren't you?
I seriously thought about it.
Seriously?
I seriously thought about it.
I thought you would think about it more.
No, it's not like that.
This is how serious people are.
This is fun.
Hey!
This is the worst!
I'm getting pranked!
Go ahead and say it!
What's next?
Who is it?
Nodakun-chan!
You're all popular!
Let's go in order!
This is the worst!
Nodakun-san, I hate you the most!
From Germany?
Why?
A prank letter from Germany?
Was it over already?
The prank Grand Prix is finally...
I'm not surprised.
And it's not funny.
Why?
Nodakun's reaction is not good.
This is a prank thought up by Mr. Hasegawa of Sisong.
What?
The champion's...
Yes.
Even if I say it...
He represents Tokyo this year.
His arms are shaking.
Is it bad?
The flow! The flow!
From Germany?
To me?
You're weak.
I know that.
And lastly...
I hate things that aren't funny.
It's awful that you make it so funny.
What does it mean?
I'm a little scared.
What is it?
It's a letter from Germany.
That's amazing, Hanaa-san.
Is it a new show?
Like this...
Is it like a new wave has come up?
No, it's too late for that.
It's not like "The Enium" or "Knights".
What is it? I really don't know what it means.
What does it mean?
It's a prank called "A letter from Germany".
That's it?
Is there anything else?
It's really scary.
It's scary.
Did you see their faces?
Seriously, who came up with this stupid prank?
It's a prank that Hasegawa-san from "Sisonbu" came up with.
How is this prank?
How is it?
How is this prank?
It's...
It's bad.
Hasegawa-san is angry.
It's bad.
If anyone comes up with this prank, it will be funny for sure.
You didn't say it!
I did say it.
You didn't say it!
I'll say it again.
I'm sorry!
It's unnatural.
It's weird.
Even I think it's weird.
It's because of Shijimaru!
I don't know what "Shijimaru" is.
Hasegawa-kun said it.
I'm worried about it.
I've been wanting to say it for a long time.
Shijimaru wasn't from the Netherlands.
It doesn't matter.
It's bad.
The target's reaction was subtle, but I can feel it.
It's bad!
You said you got excited by yourself, but you didn't get excited by others.
By myself?
You got excited by yourself.
Shut up!
When I pee, it hurts all the time and it feels like it's left behind.
I'm in trouble because the pee is too close.
Then, use a bandage.
The government will remove the bandage and fix the symptoms.
I can't stand it anymore.
The government should use a bandage as soon as possible.
This thread-like thing goes in smoothly even between narrow teeth that don't seem to go in.
It goes in smoothly and comes out smoothly.
It's easy for the first time.
It's easy. The thread-like thing goes in smoothly.
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Then it's two prefectures.
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Here it is!
Darling, it's my first smartphone, so I called my grandson.
Oh, really?
Darling, if you debut with a smartphone, you're a hero!
You can call us for free within five minutes!
Free?!
If you debut with a smartphone, we'll take you to a hero's shop right away!
Okay, next!
The boy is here.
In the red corner...
The usual beer.
In the blue corner...
The perfect suntory beer for high-performance housing!
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The birth of a new perfect suntory beer.
This is unexpected!
The best spy movie!
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The impossible man becomes possible!
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Tonight at 9pm!
The movie "SEA ULTRAMAN" will be released on May 13th.
It's a moving and exciting entertainment work that depicts the world in which Ultraman first appeared on the stage of modern Japan.
Please watch it at the cinema!
I'm getting excited!
Mr. Oideyasoda, can you say "I did it" a little more?!