AISubs v3.4
It's a double peace!
From Dan-san to Dan-san!
Tonight, we have Johnny's!
And!
However, please write the truth in big letters and write it in small letters.
Now, let's take a look at this story.
A sad story about a person's journey with regrets.
And!
While we were standing in the mountains, a tragedy happened!
What's that?
It's really transparent!
A game people seriously thought of!
"Prank Grand Prix"!
A battle that cannot be lost is here!
Wait!
While Wanko is waiting...
The highest grade English rank steak, 100g for 4500yen, surprise!
Can he keep waiting for 3 minutes?
Because of high quality meat, Wanko has lost many times in this battle.
From Japan, a new challenger who has passed 700 tests...
He's very popular.
I have absolute confidence in him.
I'll go 100%.
A bond with his owner versus an appetite!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Can Wanko beat the temptation of English rank steak?
"Wait! One!" Grand Prix begins!
In the red corner, the first challenger to challenge the champion English rank steak enters!
Now, here comes St. Bernard's Baron!
Rescue Dog St. Bernard!
A bond with his owner is absolute!
St. Bernard is a super large dog that is active all over the world as a rescue dog.
It's cool!
His owner, Haruki, who knows his owner's smartness,
talks about the difference between a dog that can wait and a dog that can't wait.
A dog that fails is a dog with a strong interest in craftsmanship.
It's smart!
I think it's a dog that can say anything.
If it's in the 100%, it's about 90%.
If it's in the 100%, it's absolute.
So, I think it's absolute.
What a smart dog!
Baron, you can't eat it!
Go!
Now, here comes the English rank steak surprise!
Baron!
Mate!
You can do it!
Even in a harsh situation, he puts his life first!
St. Bernard! Will he be able to maintain his bond with his owner?
He just looked at the English rank steak!
He's protecting Mate!
Wow!
Wow, that's cool!
Go, Baron!
Baron!
The English rank steak is gone!
He ate it!
Just 26 seconds!
How did you eat it?
I ate it slowly.
He chose English steak over his bond!
Who will be the next challenger to not lose to English rank steak?
Now, in the ring is Jack Russell Terrier's Chloe!
Wow, that's cool!
Pure Jack Russell Terrier!
He will definitely maintain his bond!
Jack Russell Terrier trains human beings in a smart way, so much that he is active as a dog!
I'll go 100 percent!
I'll give Chloe a lot of love!
I've been practicing a lot, too!
Please, please, please!
What kind of practice did she do with smart Chloe?
I'll do my best!
Hand!
Change!
Hand!
Change!
Turn!
Bow!
What kind of strategy is this?
Wait!
I'll hit it and pretend to be dead like I'm tired.
I see.
I thought Chloe would definitely be able to do it for three minutes.
Wow, you're good!
Wow!
She doesn't just wait, but also pretends to be dead and tries to wait!
Turn!
Bang!
She did it!
Wait!
Now, will she be able to continue pretending to be dead and wait?
Wait!
And now, the match begins!
Wait!
Not at all!
She went back again quickly! Huh?!
It's Bern's electric shock, but...
She's like a gecko.
I can't see it at all!
She's not falling at all!
Hang on! Hang on!
Ah, she's saying it in English!
Black!
Blue!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hang in there! Hang in there!
She's saying it in English!
Why?!
Their bond has fallen apart!
Will she go home?
Is it no good?
Hey, Mr. Daxfund!
Wanko will continue her challenge.
I thought I would be able to overcome the English barrier, so I wanted to try it.
There is a bond between us, and I want to succeed.
The bond between Wanko and her trustworthy friend will only make her success!
Daxfund is a German-born surgeon who has a strong bond with humans.
She lives with six Wankos, and their owner is Mr. Takeru.
Haru has the strongest bond with Wanko.
She also has a secret technique that will definitely make Mate a success!
Concentration is the most important thing.
She has strong eyes, and her eyes are wide open.
In other words...
Eyes closed, shoulders up, and eyes wide open.
Don't eat anything.
Will she be able to overcome the English barrier with her eyes?
Concentrate!
Concentrate. Eyes closed, shoulders up, and eyes wide open.
That's funny!
Are you listening?
What's up with you today?
Let the match begin!
Wait.
That's dangerous.
That's not good.
Eyes wide open!
Are you interested in English?
Eyes wide open!
I'm begging you!
She made it!
That bond, both English and Moroccan, has been broken!
You're amazing for an A rank.
Why did you eat me?
You're cute.
No one has cleared yet!
Next is...
Golden Retriever's entry!
With pride and revenge, Golden Retriever, who won the world competition, has entered!
Golden Retriever is a dog trainer with a strong loyalty to protect human life and death.
Moreover, with his parents, Chester won the world competition in dog show.
He is the only one with proper bloodline!
But last time...
No!
I can't do it.
In just 12 seconds, his English has been broken!
He's burning with revenge!
Last time, Chester-kun was too excited.
He was too excited.
To not get too excited, I relaxed him.
What is their strategy to reduce Chester-kun's excitement?
What is it?
This is a hot towel.
You put it on top and massage it.
Hot massage.
You're like a human!
It seems like they calm him down with a hot massage and then challenge him.
It's a squid.
Chester-kun, you're cute!
It looks like you're in the mood to eat.
You're making me feel good!
That's a good strategy.
A pot on the head?
Doesn't it feel good?
Wow, wow, wow.
It's different from what you've done before, creating an environment like this.
The effect is 99%.
I think I can do it.
Gently, gently.
Now, will Chester be able to get his revenge for losing in the last 12 seconds?
It looks like he's pretty calm.
Now, let the match begin!
Wait.
Nice!
He's calm!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
He finally gets his revenge!
It wasn't revenge!
He couldn't wait for the last 12 seconds, either!
He did everything he could.
Is he asking for more Eigo-meat?
He can't stop getting excited!
He's a bad boy.
Will Eigo-meat be able to defeat the dog?
Next up is the super rare dog!
What do you call it?
Chinese Crested Dog.
It doesn't have hair. It's smooth.
It's a dog that's been loved by kings and nobles.
Its shape and appearance make it look like a legendary animal, a giraffe.
In China, it's sometimes called "chirin-kou".
It's also said to have been bought by wealthy people in the past.
I can tell it's Chinese.
Chinese Crested Dog!
100%? I won't eat it.
Mari, amazing!
So cute!
Amazing!
You can't eat it! Do you understand?
Now, 3 minutes, wait! Can she do it?
What's going to happen?
Do your best!
Mari, wait!
Oh, wait!
Did you see the English meat?
She's worried about the English meat. She blocks the view with her hand!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Mari, amazing!
She blocked it!
Even a rare dog can't resist the English meat!
This is frustrating.
Mari, amazing! Amazing!
I won't listen to you!
So far, all of the challengers have lost to the English meat!
However, a strong owner with absolute confidence will appear!
I'll definitely appear.
Because I've never failed.
I think I can do it in 5 minutes.
Mari, how is it? How is it? How is it?
I can do it!
She said she can do it!
Kizuna's absolute confidence!
A girl who's never failed and a toy poodle!
When I watch a drama called "Dr. X", I want to be cool like Yonekura Ryoko-san.
She's someone I admire.
Can you eat English meat?
I won't fail.
Mari!
You must not eat it!
A toy poodle who says she won't fail!
Can she keep her promise?
Now, the match begins!
You can do it! You can do it!
Wait!
You must not eat it!
Wait!
Can she eat it?
She is shaking.
The owner, Ichika, doesn't take her eyes off of her.
Is she saying something with her eyes?
You can do it!
She is like this for two minutes.
She turned her eyes away.
You can do it!
She is like this for three minutes.
Maru-chan, you can do it!
She is shaking.
She is like a wind.
She is eating it!
She says she is kind.
She is eating.
The legend's teacher, Daien-jo!
Tsunashiki battle with lions!
Obakuwaii video battle, Sunday at 8pm!
Marugame Seimen is made of powder when you bring it home.
When you make it at home, you can eat it as it is.
When you bring it home, you can eat Marugame Seimen.
It's perfect for a family.
The freshly made set is worth up to 360 yen.
My mom scratches my waist every morning.
This is my first comfort.
This is my first fit.
TrueSleeper, freshly sold set, maximum half price.
Search "TrueSleeper".
When you don't have moisture, your eyes get dry, foggy, and tired.
The only moisture-moisturizing ingredient for beauty in Japan.
Eye drops composed of hyaluronic acid.
Hyalane-s.
Discount.
Tokyo Mode Academy.
Appreciation is accepted.
Smile switch!
The day you worked hard.
The day you were praised.
The day you were scolded by your seniors.
The day you are with everyone.
The day you bought new clothes.
Even if it's nothing.
If you have a cake, it will be a special day.
Fujiya's cake.
I can't eat it!
I changed my car insurance to AXA.
Brother, which one do you think is better?
It's better for you to decide for yourself.
I decided my car insurance like that.
AXA supports you to choose insurance based on abundant data.
I see.
You're helping me, too.
You can say that, too.
I'm glad you found a nice room.
Thank you, brother.
Convincing brings peace of mind.
AXA Direct.
It's sold online for up to 20,000 yen.
Eat in English! Can you wait for three minutes?
Is Maru holding up?
Maru, can you laugh?
He's shaking like this.
He's shaking, Maru.
It's a cold.
Is it a cold?
It's a typhoon.
Is he going to make it?
Ten seconds left!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
All right!
You can do it, Maru!
Wait in English!
It's finally happening!
It's a typhoon!
You're a good boy, Maru.
He's cool!
Maru is the best.
The last one is...
Speak with a dog!
I'm confident that I'll make it.
One hundred percent.
Before I say "wait," I say "dog."
Dog!
Can you speak with a dog?
Yes.
He's good!
It's really funny!
Did you just talk to the dog?
Everytime I succeed, I say "wait for me"
This girl can talk to the dog!
In order to convey "wait for me" in the dog's language, she will challenge the English language!
Dog user!
Did you talk to the dog?
Everytime I say "wait for me", I say "good luck"
She's cute!
Now, it's time for the English surprise!
mate
You say "mate"?
The first "mate" is the dog's language!
She doesn't look away!
That rainbow is amazing!
Is she trying to calm the dog down with her gentle words?
Two minutes have passed without moving at all!
You can do it!
This is where she saw "ego meat" for the first time!
You can do it!
Is she okay?
Where is it?
She whispers gently!
You can do it!
Amazing!
She hid it here!
It's perfect!
Wonderful!
However, the distance from "ego meat" is getting closer!
Oh, no!
My nose! My nose!
Is "ego meat" responding to the scent of flowers?
Five seconds left!
Can you do it?
You can do it!
She did it in front of an Englishman!
Good girl, good girl.
What did he say?
You did well.
Children and dogs are the best combination.
I can watch it all the time.
Englishman is amazing.
Can you wait for three minutes for Terakado Jimon?
Can you wait for Ishizuka Hidehiko?
You can't do it!
Second Chance Prank
First...
Second Chance Prank
Funny funny Johnny's Hoomans caught them all!
Now, 2021 Hoomans' Johnny's Hunting Begins Now!
This prank was done on December 8th of last year.
On that day, what was happening was...
Go! Go!
Who is it?
"F.N.S." Music Festival.
The day before that.
In other words, it's a day when a lot of Johnny's gather.
Setting up a set like this in a studio next door.
In this place, the target that came out of the pop-up
lands coolly and says all-out comments!
Setting up a fake shooting like that.
What came there was...
Thank you for coming.
They are Ryosuke Hashimoto and Fumito Kawai of ABC-G, who took the time during rehearsal and called them out.
First of all, they explain the shooting content at the set.
There is also a real logo that F.N.S. Music Festival lent them.
They don't seem to doubt it at all.
First of all, they go to practice once from Hashimoto.
This is a practice round, isn't it?
Yes.
Let's go.
Three, two, one.
"F.N.S." Music Festival Episode 2. Please watch it!
Is it okay here?
Yes, it's okay. Thank you very much.
Similarly, Kawai too.
It's been a while since I've seen Kawai like this.
Now, if you could stand up, please.
Three, two, one.
"F.N.S." Music Festival Episode 2. Please watch it!
It's a little lame, isn't it?
They go to practice once for their makeover.
Then...
The art staff starts working in a hurry.
When they remove the landing pad,
they replace it with the same design of fire- sterole pad.
Now, everything is ready.
Let's start with Hashimoto.
What will the visual director of ABCG show us?
Let's have fun!
Tonight's Fuji TV program is...
"Hitoshi Matsumoto's Slippery Story" starts at 9 o'clock.
"Mitani Kouki" and "R Shitei" and "Kiyozuka Shinya" also participate in the program.
"Kojo Committee" starts at 11:10.
"That Woman, Zilba" starts at 11:40.
"Observatory Morning Face" starts at Monday.
Today, we have a new lifestyle suggestion for you.
"ORICON Satisfaction Level No. 1 Water Server" starts at zero yen.
The campaign is finally starting today! Please hurry up!
Just set the water and push the lever, and hot water and cold water will come out.
Moreover, natural water from Mount Fuji will come out.
Of course, water is also recommended for barley tea and sake.
Tea, coffee and black tea will also be rich in flavor and aroma, right?
You don't have to boil hot water or cool water anymore.
A water server is very convenient.
Moreover, water is delivered regularly. You don't have to go shopping anymore.
Now, the price.
First of all, the monthly server rental fee is free. It's always free!
Installment and other initial costs are also free!
In addition, the water delivery fee is also free every time!
In other words, only the water fee is charged.
The price changes depending on how many times you order 9.5 liters of water every month.
However, the "zero yen start" campaign is free for the first two months up to the only water fee you charge!
Four, six, or however many you order, it's free for the first two months!
You can also change the number of books, so it's better to have more at first!
"Zero yen start" is finally starting today! Please hurry up!
Yes! The free dial is 0120-441-422!
Even if the target pops up and appears cool, the landing point is a pitfall and you will leave immediately!
It's a surprise!
Now, let's start with Hashimoto.
Thank you!
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Okay, we'll start when you're ready.
3, 2, 1...
It flew!
This is funny!
What?
Hey!
What?
Hey!
What? What? What? What?
What is it?
It's beautiful!
Hashimoto...
It took only 2 seconds for it to fly out of the air.
Has anything like this ever happened before?
Let's watch "Super Slow".
It took only 2 seconds for it to fly out of the air.
Hey! Hey! What's going on?
Isn't this an announcement?
I'm sorry, but this is a prank.
Oh, come on!
I wanted to fly cool!
Is this a pop-up or a jumping up?
I did it a lot of times at concerts.
I was pretty confident.
I wanted to show you a high place.
Then I went down to a low place.
Unfortunately, his face is still a little beautiful.
This is terrible!
His way of jumping is...
What are you doing?
Next is a cute guy who doesn't know at all that Hashimoto is like that.
What kind of jump will the guy who did a big brake in Johnny's impersonation show last year?
Then we will stand by.
Please wait a moment.
3, 2, 1.
It's not flying at all!
It looks heavy.
Why?
Hey!
Is this possible?
Is there such a simple thing?
You made a big set.
I'm sorry. It's a prank.
It suits you well!
It's funny.
You are fast!
Are you serious?
Cute.
It's unexpectedly expensive and precious to work hard and fly up.
If you look closely, the timing of flying is obviously late.
Is this because of Kawaii's cuteness?
- Was that Kawaii-san? - Well, I was about to say that.
- By the way, what would you say if I said Higashiyama-san? - Ouch!
That's what you'd say.
Higashiyama-san!
This system is so funny!
- It's so funny! - It's so funny!
- Why do you say that? - Higashiyama-san says that.
- That's because of his cuteness. - That's what you'd say.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Higashiyama-san is so funny.
- It's so funny. - It's so funny.
Next is Snow Man's Shota Watanabe and our Mukai.
- And now, the fact is... - Mukai, come back!
- It's my first time doing a pop-up. - Is that so?
- I really wanted to do a pop-up. - From below...
- They say you do it first in a live show. - Thank you.
- It's their first time doing a pop-up. - I'm sure they're shocked.
- It's probably their first time. - I wish we were in a live show.
- First rehearsal. - Let's do it.
3, 2, 1...
FNS, come to our second show! We'll give you a souvenir!
- What? - They're doing this because they think it's FNS, right?
And Watanabe also finished his rehearsal.
When they returned to the dressing room...
Just like before, they changed the landing pad to a styrofoam pad.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- And first, we'll kill Mukai. - Are you serious?
Even a regular on this show doesn't know that.
It will end with a gag.
While the art staff laughed at him, Eason's show begins.
Let's start.
Go ahead.
3, 2, 1.
What is it?
I'm drowning.
What is it?
Are you kidding me?
GP?
Sorry.
With an unfamiliar pop-up, Nukai flew away.
For Nukai, this is his first pop-up in his life.
It will be an unforgettable memory for him.
I'm hungry.
Is it a disease?
Yes, it is.
It's a disease that Fuma-san came up with.
Shut up, Fuma!
It's my first pop-up.
It's my first pop-up at a concert.
It's my first pop-up at a prank show.
Don't say the worst things!
That is...
It's cheap!
I flew up.
I was about to land.
From FNS, I couldn't see the second episode.
I don't like this.
Stop it!
Do you want to do it, Watanabe-san?
Let's do it!
Next, Watanabe's performance.
Let's go!
He appeared in "Getsuku Dorama" as well.
This year, Watanabe's fall will be even more dramatic.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Let's start.
Please wait for a moment.
Let's start.
Three, two, one.
Oh, no!
Watanabe is tall.
His height is enough.
However, as it is his first challenge,
his artistic point is quite low.
What is it?
It's a prank Grand Prix.
A prank Grand Prix?
Would you like to explain what happened?
Yes.
I flew and felt like I flew quite a bit.
Certainly.
I tried not to bite Kanpei, but he was falling.
When I went to see Kimura-san's concert,
Kimura-san appeared in a cool way with a lot of pop-up.
At that time, I wanted to do this.
But it's not this.
It's not this?
It's this, isn't it?
Then, he fell first.
Hey, friend.
Wait a minute.
What?
What? It's not a prank?
It doesn't seem like a prank.
They are trying to do a follow-up pattern here and there.
However...
Hey!
Why?
He was beaten.
It's not.
It's not!
You two look like you're having fun.
It's not.
It's not this.
It's not this!
Next is...
Angry teacher for a second.
It's new.
On a fake "concern consultation" show,
when a target listens to a teacher's story...
Oh, Debi-san is burning!
Suddenly, Mekketsu-sensei's hot head starts burning.
It's a prank.
Until now, Debi-fujin has been burning, but...
Tonight, a new and big prankster will...
She came here because she heard that Mr. Nekketsu could talk to her about her worries.
Yes, please.
Ms. Kanade, the heroine of "Three O'clock" who gets caught over and over again and again.
I'm nervous.
When I come out, please leave the tea there.
Yes, I understand.
Since it's one-on-one Nekketsu guidance, the staff left Kanade alone and left the room.
And then...
Who's coming?
Mr. Nekketsu, who is a prankster along with Ms. Chime...
Mr. Nekketsu.
Who is it?
Good morning.
Please have a seat.
What?
No way!
What?
No way!
I'm your guide, right?
Thank you for accepting me.
Three O'clock
I'm going to do a new project, "Three O'clock" for the first time.
It's sudden. Please go ahead.
What's wrong?
It's not as cheap as I thought.
Do you need this much?
No, I can adjust it.
Yes, yes, yes.
This much is good for me.
Please use the money you earned for something important.
Yes, yes, yes.
Life Net Life
Let's start with collecting water on your smartphone.
Flexible Renoa Reset
Just washing it made it harder for wrinkles to appear.
The secret is...
These two pieces of the same fabric.
Pull as hard as you can.
Start!
More, more, more!
Is it like this?
The length is completely different!
The length of Renoa hasn't changed much.
When you wash it, the fabric becomes stronger and...
It also becomes stronger for wrinkles.
When you stretch it, it becomes stronger and...
It lasts for a week!
Renoa Reset
If you're looking for a good room, get a good helmet!
In the melody of "Let's look for a good room on the internet", I added some new lyrics.
Ah! Uh! Uh! Sometimes I want to eat curry!
I suddenly want to eat it.
Suddenly, I remember. Curry... Curry...
Excuse me! Get yourself together!
I'm not ready yet...
Hey! Hey! Staff! Don't move! I want to support the song!
As a singer...
Let's wear a good helmet!
I suddenly want to wear a helmet.
Suddenly... I don't know why...
Yes?
Let's look for a good room on the internet!
Because I'm No. 1!
Ah! It's hot! It's hot!
A number of safes are blocked inside!
Locked and locked!
What's inside?
Look forward to it!
If Matsushima-san doesn't come back, we'll disband.
Really?
Snow Man's third single "Grand Ole" was released on January 20th!
"Grand ole" means "grandeur" and "fancy" in French.
Please pay attention to Snow Man's third single!
Please pay attention to their synchronized dancing, too!
"Fire teacher in a second"!
It's new!
In a fake "concern consultation" program,
when the target listens to the teacher's story...
Suddenly!
The hot teacher's head starts to burn!
It's a prank!
In the classroom where the target, Kanade, waits...
Along with Chaim, the hot teacher is...
Hot teacher!
Who is it?
Good morning!
Please sit down.
It's you!
I'm the "guide" teacher.
Thank you for accepting me!
Speaking of Tetsuya Takeda,
In the popular TV series "Golden Hair Teacher",
he played a national leader.
It's a legend!
But, in 2003,
he became a teacher for the first time in 10 years on Fuji TV!
Teacher who has been teaching for 3 years!
Wow!
Teacher!
Wow!
It's warm!
I'm a little moved!
Wow!
I'm happy!
Wow! He's doing it!
It's burning!
It's burning! He's burning!
Teacher!
Wow!
It's burning!
He's distant!
Ah! This! This! This!
Don't jog!
It's burning!
Tetsuya, you're amazing!
I can't believe you're doing this for me!
You're amazing, Tetsuya!
They immediately start discussing their concerns.
Today, we're going to listen to your concerns and try to solve them together.
Thank you!
First of all, can you tell me about your concerns?
Well, I'm a love type.
A love type!
Yes, yes, yes!
Even though I'm a love type, I don't have many relationships.
Once I fall in love with someone, even if I'm dumped, I'll always love that person.
I see, I see. I understand, I understand.
Now, before we solve your concerns, let's look at yourself as you're solving your concerns.
Look over here.
I'm still fine.
Look at me and write down your concerns.
Write them down.
Write them down, write them down.
If you look at this word, you'll know what it means.
A person and a word support each other and stand together.
In other words...
The legendary business of the Showa period...
No way!
And no way!
A prank can be used to revive the business!
In that sense...
A person and a word...
And when you think of a person, the most important way of thinking is this word.
It may be a little difficult, but...
Write it down. Write it down. Write it down.
If you write down Ms. Takeda's words of gratitude...
Then...
We call it "kindness."
But write it down in big letters.
Write it down in big letters.
Now, let's think about this word.
The more people are shaking next to you and the more sad they are, the kinder they become.
Shut up! Be quiet!
I'm still talking!
And people next to you...
They say you're kind.
So leave this word out.
Write it down!
I'll say it!
Ms. Takeda's desperate plea...
It's burning!
Come closer!
I'm not done talking about bad people!
Over there!
Is your sister here?
Wow...
That's all!
That's all...
What did you think at first? That it was burning?
I thought...
I thought there might be someone smoking cigarettes or something here.
Is there such a person?
Even if there's no one, it's like...
It's like there's no one, but it's like...
Ms. Takeda's accepted this job.
What kind of offer is that?!
That's weird!
I'm worried.
You're worried?!
Thank you, thank you.
You're so kind.
As long as you're kind, I'm fine with it.
Of course.
No matter what kind of love it is, there's always someone better than you.
It doesn't make sense at all!
I'm sorry!
The next target is...
Who could it be?
Can you get some more for us?
The loudest mixed model in Japan, Roy!
Yes!
Roy!
Making Roy-like loudness
Ms. Takeda and Roy alone...
Is it okay?!
Don't worry!
I'm a little scared...
Does it start suddenly like this?
Good morning! Nice to meet you! I'm Roi!
Please take a seat!
Nice to meet you!
So, what's your problem today?
Well, I upload TikTok videos every day. Do you know TikTok?
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A ghost?!
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So, what kind of problems do you have today?
Well, you post TikTok every day, don't you?
Do you know TikTok?
No, I don't do it, but I'm interested in it.
Oh, really?
Yes, yes.
Shall we take a picture together next time?
Well, you know, TikTok is...
It's a challenge, isn't it?
Sometimes I'm in trouble because I post it every day.
I see.
Well, the most important thing is how you look at people and how you think of people.
I'll go first.
You know it, don't you?
Yes, don't you?
People.
Don't you?
It's interesting, isn't it?
In this one word, people and people support each other.
In other words, people learn from people.
Oh, can you write this for me?
Can you write this for me?
Yes, of course.
Please write it big.
Yes, big.
Which one do you like? Sharpie? Pencil?
Which one do you like?
I like all art.
Wow, you're a genius.
Can I continue with this one?
Yes, continue.
You still have a lot to learn.
Oh, okay.
Oh, TikTok, hold on a second, please.
As the controversy continues, the class doesn't go any further.
Before Mr. Takera gets angry, it's about time for the firework.
Sorrow beside man.
In other words, this is about sadness.
Build an advancing gallows beside me, and call me kind.
Call me kind, write it large.
It's a little difficult, but write it in a low voice.
Later, you will want to fly higher and higher.
- The voice will not come out. - Build an advancing gallows beside me, and call me kind.
- It's hotter and hotter, isn't it? - Mine is sweeter and sweeter, so...
- It's not good to be panic. - It's so hot and cold that I'm completely frozen.
- This is my first time seeing it. - When you look at it like this...
- I think it won't move like this. - you can see various things.
While his head is on fire, Mr. Enjo continues his lesson.
What will Roy do?
It's okay! Right now, I'm on fire!
She finally touched it.
What is it?
How was it?
I don't know!
It's good.
Is it poisonous?
It's poisonous.
(breathing)
It's good.
(laughing)
She's a human being.
(laughing)
Is it burning?
(laughing)
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're always saying nice things about me.
(laughing)
How is it?
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
Then...
It's long, it's long, it's long.
Isn't my nail bad now? Is my face okay?
Is my face okay now? It's definitely...
It's bad, it's bad, is my face okay? It's probably...
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I learned a lot from it.
I won because I was excited!
I see.
Prank similar in a second!
A wall suddenly approaches the target and he is forced to participate in the quiz.
The target for this time is...
Actually, it's a prank similar in a second.
I'm going with Mr. Yamauchi now.
What?
Is it possible for me to bet on you?
Prank similar in a second! Kamai and Yamauchi version!
Actually, Mr. Yamauchi is also on Fuji TV.
He doesn't know that the recording has started.
I see.
And when he comes in through the door over there, the quiz for the house suddenly starts.
Actually, when I asked the staff,
Mr. Yamauchi, do you do youkai projects?
I do!
He does various youkai projects.
Recently, I asked him for his schedule and he said he wouldn't give it to me.
What?
He's hiding it.
Right.
"Won't you do it for me?" Like a prank.
I'm going to ask him about it.
I see.
It's similar.
I see.
I want youkai projects like make-up and high-speed time for youkai projects,
but I hope you will actively do it in the future.
It's a new project where you can ask for your true feelings through a prank.
That's right.
We are shy and beautiful when we are told that we really don't like it.
Because we are staff who can't say it back.
Can staff who can't say it back make such a set?
Kyosuke is here!
There is a break!
Is that so!?
Ah, it's 48th episode of Mephisto.
I'm not in a good mood.
I don't feel like doing it yet.
Question...
What is the name of the product?
It's the same 48th episode of a prank,
but if you say it with your real eyes...
Wait, wait, wait!
A. I want to be more active in the future.
B. Actually, my makeup is long and annoying, so I want to stop now.
Are you going to give it to me?
Do you know it or not? Both of you!
Are you going to give it to me like this?
Hey!
Akari! Akari!
Akari!
Are you going to give it to me?
Are you going to give it to me like this?
Hey!
My hand is out, too.
Mr. Yamauchi!
I'm glad you're here!
It's "Prank Grand Prix"!
Good morning!
It's already started!
It's already started in the studio!
I heard you had a rehearsal with Mephisto.
No, I'm recording in the studio.
Actually...
Yes?
Recently, even if I offer a youkai project...
Yes?
My schedule is full and I refuse it.
Yes, yes.
Do you want me to do it or not?
Yes, I do!
No, I mean...
The moment I found out it was a prank...
My face was all red.
You should not have done that to Mephisto.
I should not have done it!
It's too late!
It took me hours of make-up and I didn't want to get dirty again...
But I did it anyway!
I think I did it more than a year ago!
Before that...
You were skinny.
I wasn't skinny!
How many times did you walk?
Have you forgotten?
Have you forgotten, beginner?
I'm not a beginner!
I said the same thing, didn't I?
With red eyes...
With red eyes from behind...
At that time...
It was about "Makura Gaeshi".
Yes.
It was too early and I was tired.
Fuma!
Hey!
Fuma!
You say that again!
Fuma! You say that again! Fuma! You say that again!
I use it once and then I wait for it to come back.
And I use it again at about 9 in the morning.
But I haven't used it even once...
Fuma!
You say that again and again!
It's over!
Wait...
Fuma!
I understand! Thank you very much!
You will continue to use it, right?
That's right!
I understand!
I'm relieved!
Please come to the studio!
I'm waiting for it!
Are you going?
Yes!
And here...
Yamauchi's prank is over...
He thought...
Actually, this was the main dish!
The hint was in the mud color that Yamauchi was wearing!
The title is...
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"Blue back" is...
By drawing a blue frame in the background...
It is a technology that synthesizes different images only in the blue part!
In other words, when Yamauchi, who has just become blue mud, enters the studio...
Yamauchi is synthesized in the background and disappears completely!
Oh, Mr. Yamauchi is back!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm really sorry!
We don't have much time, so please continue as you are.
Don't drop it!
We want comments! Interesting comments!
Oh, yes, yes! We want to hear your impressions slowly!
Please!
We're glad we could hear it!
Yes!
Mr. Yamauchi's true feelings...
Please sit down!
What are you doing?
It's really transparent!
What is this?
How was it?
Are you going to continue doing youkai pranks?
Yes, we will!
Look at me! I look like a predator!
Isn't it really cool?
Are you going to do it without forgetting your original intention?
We will!
We will, but we want you to look at our faces!
We want to confirm it!
It will take some time for you to make a youkai series, but if you offer it, will you do it?
We will!
Where are you?
I'm right here!
Where are you?
I'm right here!
You're not!
I am!
Do we look alike?
No!
We don't look alike!
Why?
I really don't know!
It's too bright!
Heart?
It's floating!
Amazing!
Magic!
Amazing!
Magic!
Amazing!
You like magic, don't you?
Yes, I like magic!
You can't get it even if you show it to us!
Can you put it back in its place?
What kind of studio is it?
Look at this!
Beautiful!
But!
Normally, in a set like this, the background is synchronized, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
But this is not a dream, after all.
Please let me go.
It looks like a broadcast accident!
Seriously!
What is this?
Is this going to be on TV?
It's going to be on TV!
What's going on?
It's over.
Next...
I think there is a legend about vampires.
Lost in the woods...
But I'm borrowing it. I'm sorry!
If the owner of the mansion was Dracula...
Yes, this prank is...
A legendary monster, Dracula, who has swallowed human life and death...
...is actually here!
Normally, you would never be fooled by this prank, but...
The pure targets of 2021 are...
I'm not going to lose to someone like this.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It can't be!
The pure targets continue to believe in their tricks.
There is a mark.
They are biting me.
It's red.
How much do the pure men believe in this prank?
I just swallowed human life and death, so don't do it!
It can't be!
Dracula's Mansion Prank!
In the occult show "Nisei Route", a vampire legend visits an abandoned village.
At 2 a.m., a car with a "pure" target is driving.
Shima-san, what kind of image do you have of vampires?
People say that vampires like blood a lot.
I'm really scared, but will I be okay?
The target is Shima Taisei, a natural born idol born in Hokkaido.
Dracula's Mansion Prank Part 1!
On the way to Nisei Route, she got lost and couldn't reach her cell phone.
She arrived at Dracula's Mansion.
Is this the right way?
I'm scared when I hear things like this.
This is bad, I'm out of town.
I saw a light over there.
Can I borrow your cell phone?
Sure.
Then, she went to Dracula's Mansion.
I think we should get off together.
The light was good, wasn't it?
You're right.
Excuse me!
Is anyone here? The light is on, though.
Excuse me!
Is something wrong?
This master is Dracula, who borrowed human form!
I got lost on my way here, and I was wondering if you could lend me your phone.
That must have been difficult.
Please use it.
- Please come in. - Thank you.
The target was not doubted and was led to Dracula's mansion.
What's with this guy's acting? It's scary!
Your phone is over there, so please use it.
- Thank you. - I'll go get some firewood.
- Firewood! - I'll borrow your phone!
In order to get in touch with the lost staff, he had to borrow a phone.
And then...
The second prank at Dracula's mansion!
Contact with outsiders is blocked!
Phone lines are cut off in dramas and other dramas!
First of all, he got rid of his suspicions.
- Wow! - Huh?
It's not connecting at all.
Why is that?
It's not connecting.
- This is bad. - This is a meta.
It's not connecting.
Then Shima...
- Oh! - He noticed.
It's a meta!
A meta!
It's cut off!
- A meta! - A meta!
- It's scary when a line is cut off. - It's cut off!
- Huh? - Huh?
Pure Shima started to sense a strange presence in this mansion.
The third prank at Dracula's mansion!
The main character appears from the opposite side of the room.
The main character, who came out of the room through the right door, comes out of the left door without opening the door.
By the way, he is the second person who auditioned.
This is good. This is interesting.
I'll bring you a new firewood.
The main character heads for the room in the back right.
Then...
I'm scared. I'm scared of this.
I'm nervous.
I don't know.
This is amazing.
I'm scared of this motion bench.
What should I do with this?
I'll give it another try.
Whoa, what's that?
I made this soup last night. Would you like some?
Really? Thank you so much!
I'll go upstairs.
Then Shima...
I'm scared here.
I keep going back and forth.
Going back and forth?
But I'm scared here. I'm in trouble.
I'm a little scared.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'll go.
The fake staff went upstairs to see their master.
Even though they left Shima alone...
Dracula's Mansion Prank Part 4
To defeat Dracula, a righteous priest who will destroy the world comes.
From the priest who is looking for Dracula...
This mansion's master looks like Dracula.
How will pure Shima respond?
Can this happen in everyday life?
I'm a priest of this city.
A priest?
Yes.
In fact, more and more people come to this city and don't come back.
Why?
There is a Dracula who lost to humans around here.
Then, Shima...
He believed it!
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There is absolutely no way! Dracula's Mansion Prank!
The Dracula Hunter tells Dracula who is chasing him.
Could it be...
that this kind of person doesn't come?
Excuse me.
Watch out! Watch out!
It's there! It's there! It's there!
This creature...
What?
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What? What?
...between vampires and humans.
That's right! That's right!
I'll show you how.
You'll show me how?
Yes.
Hold it like this...
...with your fingers...
...from its back...
Wait!
Can I do it?
Yes.
A little higher...
What should I do?
There's absolutely no way!
Wait!
What if it's a vampire?
When Dracula attacks you...
...there is a sacred spell.
But it's very hard to say.
If you are attacked...
...there is also a spell.
"Andromeda...
...dazo."
Andromeda... dazo?
Andromeda...
It's better than "Andromeda."
Andromeda... dazo.
Please repeat that.
It's hard to say it again.
Andromeda... dazo.
You have to go around nearby...
Are your friends coming here?
I'm looking for them.
You're looking for them?
If I'm attacked...
...please come here.
I'm serious.
I'm only 22 years old.
I'm serious.
I want to pee.
I'll definitely come back.
Pure Shima-kun, can you confirm whether or not it's Drakira?
Huh?
And the main character is...
...acting in pain.
Are you serious?
I can't say it. I can't say it at all.
Shima was convinced that it was Dracula from the beginning.
Did he finally give up?
I can't do it! I'm going to be killed!
Shut up!
I'm going to be killed by a vampire!
A vampire?
You're going to be killed by a vampire!
A vampire?!
I'm panicking.
Please! I've just been bleeding out, so stop it!
Did you say you were a vampire?
Finally, Dracula reveals himself!
Dracula appears in front of him.
This is scary.
What is pure Shima going to do?
What am I going to do?
That voice came from the second floor.
Do you know something?
I can't say it! I can't say it! I can't say it!
I can't say it! I can't say it!
Then, Shima...
I can't say it!
Are you serious?
That's amazing.
Is there such a drama?
2021 Fuji TV's drama.
Dracula is in his final form.
He transforms into a bat and tells a joke.
That bat is...
The bat from "Second Chance Prank" is back!
Dracula suffers for 10 hours.
At one point, he goes to the next room.
This is painful.
And...
It was a prank.
I'm glad it was a prank.
I'm really glad.
I'm glad everyone is safe.
I won't be caught by the ambulance anymore.
You won't be caught? What will you be caught by?
I don't know. Maybe a dracula?
It's the same.
The car with the next target is driving in the dark.
Are you talking about a dracula?
Yes, I am.
I'm also relatively nightly.
Are you nightly?
Enka singer Oe Yutaka.
Enka god, Kitashima Saburo Family's young hope, Oe-san.
After this, he will show us his pure face.
I'm scared.
Let's go over there.
As planned, he gets lost on the road and goes to the house of dracula.
Are you okay?
I got lost on the road.
I'd like to borrow your phone.
I don't think you can do that.
Please use it if you like.
By the way, is there a gas station around here?
It's about seven or eight minutes away from the main street.
Oh, really?
Then I'll put it in for you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Here you go.
I'm sorry.
The target was led to the house of dracula without hesitation.
Please warm up in front of the fireplace.
That's a great fire.
I know, right?
It's amazing.
I know, right?
It's amazing.
It's not a good feeling, is it?
But it's okay.
Mr. Ohe, who is relieved.
The first episode of "The House of Dracula Surprise".
The master who has eternal life.
A photo of his master in a photo that was taken 160 years ago.
It's a mystery.
Huh?
Is that your master?
Is it?
Yes, it is.
I took this picture with my friend.
Then, Mr. Ohe, who has eternal life...
Is that your master?
He's young as he is now.
Again and again.
Mr. Ohe, who has eternal life.
The second episode of "The House of Dracula Surprise".
The master appears from the opposite side of the room.
He pushes her.
I'll get you a new one.
Thank you.
The master heads for the room in the back right.
And...
You're scary.
Shut up.
You're annoying.
He's showing us something easy to understand.
It's going to be like this, right?
Oh, yes, sir.
It's definitely going to be like this.
Aren't you shooting anything today?
Oh, after this...
Break.
I'm tired.
I was wondering if you'd say it.
You thought I might not know?
You're so pure.
Take it easy.
Sorry.
Once again...
He shows up from the opposite side.
It's cold outside, isn't it?
No, no, wait, wait!
I'm getting suspicious!
It's like, "I'm scared!"
This is bad, this is bad!
And...
I'm starting to sweat a lot!
As the crew returns to their rooms,
the suspicious host proceeds with the soup.
This is soup we made for dinner.
Please drink it.
No, no, it's fine.
It's fine?!
I'm sorry, I'm saved!
It was so cold!
Let's eat it together!
It was so cold outside!
You're right, it's scary when you say it like that.
He can't remember how suspicious he feels anymore.
Don't you want some soup?
For me, this tomato juice is enough.
I'll pay you more.
I'll hold one for you.
What's up?
Do you like hamburgers for dinner?
I'm really good at that.
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"I'll go up a little bit." "Oh, sorry."
Enkakashu Oyu-san confirmed what her husband said.
"Oyu-san, you don't have to eat so much." "Eh, don't you eat, Oyu-san?"
"Does it feel good?" "Eh?"
Well, it comes out from the right and comes from the left immediately.
That's what you say! That's what you say! That's what you say!
"There was such a phenomenon." "So I thought I couldn't eat a little."
"Shall we go and see how it is?" "No, it's dangerous." "Really dangerous." "In this color."
The fake staff who accompanied her went up to her husband's house and left Oyu-san alone.
"Dracula's mansion prank" "The staff is sucked alive and loses their sanity."
On the second floor, the staff is sucked by Dracula, who is her husband, and is suddenly blown away.
This is amazing.
What did pure Oyu-san do when she saw it?
At that moment, she screamed out loud!
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
- Oh, you scared me. - Shut up.
- What's wrong with you? - Your hairstyle is different, too.
Oyu-san used such an impossible trick...
Is a gas station far away?
- Is it far away? - No, it's not.
- Asami-san? - It's me, Asami.
Then...
Can you believe it?
What just happened in front of her eyes...
She's organizing it in her head.
Asami-san...
On top of that, Oyu-san saw it!
There's a mark. Like someone biting you.
Oh, it's red.
After being bitten like a lie...
Then...
What is it?
To Oyu-san, who tells herself it's a lie...
A priest of justice who roams the world to defeat Dracula arrives!
What should I say?
The priest who searches for Dracula says...
This mansion's owner looks like Dracula.
How will Oyu-san, the pure firefighter, respond?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- I'm a priest nearby. - Yes.
- I'm looking for Dracula, who lost to humans. - Yes.
And he shows us Dracula, the priest is chasing.
I haven't seen this person.
This person was in this house.
A woman climbed up to the second floor, but when she came down...
- She was five years older. - Really?
- Yes. - He trusts her.
Like an old man said.
- Actually, there is a way to distinguish between vampires and humans. - Yes.
- Please make a cross in front of you. - Yes.
- Like this. - Like this?
- Yes, like this. - Like this?
- And look at his reaction. - Yes, I understand.
Will Oyu-san, the pure firefighter, find out if he's Dracula?
I'm a demon.
Will you do it?
- Will you fight? - I'm overwhelmed.
- It's scary, isn't it? - It's scary.
- I don't know what will happen. - Let's do it!
- I don't know why I'm so excited.
- Because I'm anxious?
- Yes, but it's not only that.
- This excitement is because I'm serious.
- I'm worried, lost and struggling.
- But I believe in the future.
- I believe in the future.
- I'm not alone. I'm the strongest.
- GRAND OAKS
- ABEX
- What do you think is the number one in Japan?
- Cleanliness is...
- Love is...
- Everyday...
- Sterilization care...
- Cleanliness is...
- Cleanliness is number one!
- Cleanliness is...
- Let's do it!
- Carefully wash your hands. Sterilize and moisturize your hands.
- When you grow up and lower your teeth, your roots become defenseless.
- In fact, there is a three-fold risk of tooth decay here.
- That's why we use orange clinica to brush our teeth.
- Coat your teeth thoroughly.
- Prevent tooth decay.
- Orange Clinica!
- We've been chasing a world we haven't seen yet.
- Unknown things...
- Unknown sounds...
- Unknown emotions...
- Move forward, towards an exciting heartbeat...
- Move forward, towards an infinite evolution...
- The greatest excitement is always in a world we haven't seen yet!
PlayStation.
The master reacts.
Then, pure Oe-san is...
It's painful.
Dangerous gaze.
And finally...
The time has come for Dracula to reveal himself!
Dracula's Mansion Prank Part 5
In front of Dracula...
Pure painter Oe-san acts mysteriously.
You know something, don't you?
Dracula's Mansion Prank Part 5
Then, the pure lord said...
Is this really a golden program?
Run away!
However, the lord of fireflies, who was cornered by Dracula, started to act mysteriously...
What are you going to do?
What?
Are you holding your breath?
Teacher...
It seems like he's holding his breath and hiding himself.
It's a sign.
However...
Does he think we can't see him?
Then, the pure lord will tell you that it was a prank.
What happened?
Dracula...
Yes?
Appeared and...
Yes?
Well, he tried to attack me, but...
Yes?
And I was about to come out.
It's a surprise Grand Prix.
It's real! Wow!
Dracula was playing with you. What were you doing?
I was trying not to breathe.
Why didn't you stop breathing?
Because of the air.
If I stopped breathing, I thought I wouldn't be able to see my body oxygen.
Yes.
That was "Dracula's Mansion" and "Beauty and the Beast."
We've had a connection since we were little.
We believe in purity.
How about you, Yamauchi-san?
Well...
I thought anyone who gets caught gets caught.
There's a different kind of fun.
No, no, Yamauchi-san.
There's nothing more vulgar than being able to speak seriously.
Right before the performance, Genin is in a desperate situation!
He can't think of any jokes for the performance!
I can't think of anything. What should I do?
Not at all.
What should I do?
30 minutes until the performance!
When his son is pushed into a ditch in front of him...
That's when Genin's mother...
Her mother moved!
And her mother's drama of love for her son...
Mom, are you okay?
Mom, are you okay? Thank you!
A prank on Genin's mother!
His son is doomed!
At that moment, his mother moves!
Just before the show "Genin and his son play together" aired...
...the prankster Genin can't think of a joke in front of his target mother!
He's in a desperate pinch!
At that moment, will his mother move?!
The first prankster is...
Double Patrick!
Dispatcher!
Wake up!
The first prankster with 1,000 jokes!
Yes! Akito!
My mother quietly watches over me.
Akito's mother, Machiko...
...says she's the type of person who quietly watches over him...
...but will she move in his son's pinch?!
Akito's family is in Sapporo, Hokkaido.
There...
...he tells his mother that he'll be filming remotely from his home conference room...
...and calls for her.
With a tight knit...
He's brought food, too.
Did you make this?
Yes, I did.
How is it?
It looks good.
An hour before filming...
...the staff discusses with his mother about the show he'll be starring in...
We'll talk about funny things...
And we'll use the things we have there...
One-time jokes, silly jokes, impersonations...
Those things will randomly come up in order.
Can you honestly use all of them?
Seriously?
Can you use all of them?
That would be helpful.
Are you sure?
It's a new show...
There's no such show like that...
While the staff discusses with his mother...
His mother's prank starts!
In front of the staff, his son, who was so confident...
I can't think of anything today...
When I think about the gag in an hour, I can't think of anything.
I always have a tool in my pocket and I can think about it.
I can't reach it all the time and I made a mistake and went over there.
This cardboard in his mother's pocket...
In fact...
The staff sent his mother a small tool that was supposed to be sent to Akito.
Will his mother think of a gag with a small tool to save his son's pinch?
I'm sorry for making you wait. I'm sorry, mother- in-law.
Then...
Is your mother going to bite me?
At last...
His mother made a move!
If you leave weird results with this, you can go out forever, and if you fail today, you can't go out for the rest of your life.
But I went to a shrine and prayed.
I'm grateful for that, but...
Can you see it?
I can see it, I can see it.
What, you're going to do it now?
Over there, you know...
The time is...
There's no time, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Ah!
I think I can do it, but it's in a place where it just doesn't come out.
Yaaay, eyelashes.
That's funny.
Can I use that?
It came up!
Yeah, you can use it.
A mother who is a teacher in a braiding class.
Wow!
She's starting to create new children with braids.
Wow!
It's an EVO thread.
Superfly.
There is no damage to the hair that gathers attention.
I use LAX's treatment, my own shine prescription, to repair and coat my hair.
You can see the harmless attention that shines with touch or scent.
LAX SUPER RICH.
Does it feel good to wash your face with dense foam?
DAB has a lot of moisture and dense foam.
Now, what's the difference?
It's dense foam and not bad.
In addition, it contains dense beauty solution and ceramide.
Keep moisture all day long.
DAB Foam Wash.
I can't tell you!
I did it!
Cut it and put it in your mouth.
How is it?
It's fun!
Ah, it's getting closer to me!
Ah!
It's strange!
What is it?
Ah!
Nintendo Switch
World's Most Fun 51
Meiji
Physical condition management is for someone.
You haven't changed, have you?
I'm fine.
You too, Mom.
Take good care of yourself in the winter.
I'm drinking R-one, too.
You too, Mom.
No, you too!
You too, Mom.
R-one draws out strength.
Meiji
In fact, now, between the passul laboratory and Meiji,
joint research on R-one lactic acid bacteria has progressed.
Progressed?
Now.
Now...
Facts about R-one lactic acid bacteria
This taste is terrible!
You can't go to school!
Ah, Class One!
Class One?!
Twenty-nine years old, Class One!
Class One!
Where are we?
Class One!
Let's skip school!
Huh?
Let's play!
It's Class Two! Let's play!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Then, let's use Class One!
Up until twenty-nine years old, it's okay!
Heroes change partners!
You skip school a lot, don't you?
Ah, Class One?!
Ah, but Class Two?!
Class Two?!
A prank on a comedian's mother!
Her son is doomed!
At that moment, her mother made a move!
It's been a while since I've talked like this with you.
Do you watch the show?
I watch a lot of nostalgic shows.
She wants her mother to make more jokes!
Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Don't cut! Don't cut! Don't boil! Don't boil!
The feeling of soba!
I've been doing this since last week, so I'd like to arrange it soon.
What's wrong with you?
Soba!
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Don't cut! Don't cut! Don't boil! Don't boil!
K-pop!
That's funny!
She came up with 17 jokes to save her son!
It's a shame that we can't show you all of them!
Let me tell you that it was a prank!
I thought you were stupid!
The next prankster is...
I've learned more than usual!
She's got a lot of attention for her parody of Parfait Manzai, which uses sound effects!
Ukulele and Tsukkomi Otsu.
She's someone who wants to help me when I'm in trouble.
I think she'll do it for me, but I got into a fight with her recently.
That's the only mistake I make.
Can Noriko, a mother in Osaka, move in her son's pinch?
No!
She seems to have forgotten about the fight.
She looks happy.
I'll pay you back 10,000 yen a month.
He's a bad son.
Didn't I pay you back 10,000 yen?
You're a bad son.
I didn't pay you back. I'm the one who paid you back.
But I didn't pay you back. I was working.
Oh, I see.
Before the show, they have a meeting with their mother.
As usual, it's funny.
I see.
My mother doesn't slip.
She's in good shape recently.
This is important.
You shouldn't slip.
You told me not to slip. I can do it.
There's no such show.
They explain again and again.
The mother prank starts.
Her son, who was confident in front of the staff, is in a pinch.
Mother, move!
The end.
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If you always wash it clean ...
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Moreover, thoroughly disinfect.
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I cut the meat, so be careful.
No, no!
What?
Because it remains!
Still gold!
I washed it!
There!
Joy!
Joy is double savings!
Savings!
Even if you don't have it!
I cut it!
Joy!
Qumon thinks.
In an era of various changes, it is important to think with your own head and go all the way.
Qumon will work with his own strength, one by one, and praise the children who have arrived at the correct answer in a large circle.
I admit it.
If you have someone who will guide you, you can challenge.
Because you are confident, you will grow!
The power to go all the way opens up the future!
Qumon can do it!
Kurolabel x Ebisu!
With this new genre, you can go beyond all deliciousness!
Delicious!
The new Gold Star!
I've overcome it!
Rakuten Mobile!
Oh, is it high?
Oh, is it a hand?
Iniesta, is this your first hand?
Oh, it's a Rakuten hand!
This is easy to hold!
Iniesta is surprised and easy to hold.
Rakuten hand.
I know the hand.
Rakuten hand.
Self-made, zero yen.
The reliability of the power supply performance is exciting.
The driving is surprising only with EVs.
Electric and gasoline hybrids.
Mitsubishi's PHEV.
Eclipse Cross, born!
Itohamu!
Itoh and Asako's fresh!
Asawinner is of two types!
The water is the same!
Moreover!
Throw it in a bag and microwave!
Throw it in a bag and microwave it twice!
Fresh!
Throw it in the microwave!
Freshwinner in the morning!
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Winter drama on Fuji TV!
Saturdays at 9am on Aono School Police!
It's probably a drug.
I'll take your fingerprints.
I'm a former teacher of former students.
No way!
Aono School Police, Tuesdays at 9pm!
You're too naive, you little brat!
On Sunday's "Junk"...
A young mastermind of giants, Kazuma Okamoto and Ryo Ishikawa face off!
I don't know what you're thinking.
I don't know either.
What?!
The characters on screen explode, too!
A comedian's mother and a prank!
Will the mother save her son who can't come up with a joke?!
What should I do? An hour?
Not at all.
To be honest, what I heard just now...
What?!
I couldn't come up with anything.
Didn't you get a package or something?
I did!
You did?
I knew it!
It was supposed to arrive here.
See?
And it said, "Please think about it."
Oh, I see!
That's it! That's it! Tell me about it!
Soon...
The mother made a move!
You were late for that, too.
Like this?
Not like that!
I'll put it on right away!
No, no!
Like this?
No, no!
Nice!
Here it is! Here it is! Here it is!
Wearing a light blue one.
Ready, go!
What's this?
What's the name of that thing? The light bulb?
The one you're carrying?
How do you say it?
In letters?
Oh, no!
He's squeezing it out!
You idiot!
You're the worst!
Don't open it!
Let me go!
If you can't use your eyes, you can't understand!
Bang, bang, bang, bang!
That's it!
What do you say?
That's it!
I'll wear it, too!
Go ahead!
Nice!
Go ahead!
How do you wear it?
Like this?
You idiot!
Oh, yeah!
You look like you're having fun!
Give me back my hair!
Give it back!
Good night!
There are 21 jokes she came up with to save her son!
Mother, thank you very much!
"Waistland" where there is no conversation between mother and son.
How does a mother react to her son's situation?
And "Unexpected Drama"!
Thank you for letting me escape!
How does a mother react to her son's situation?
Mother, thank you very much!
ABCC Kawai's "Nice Reaction" once again!
The target appears in a cool way with a pop-up,
but his starting point is a pitfall,
and he immediately leaves!
That's the prank!
Last year, what kind of jump will the man who did a big brake in "Johnny's Prank" show?
3, 2, 1...
First!
Second!
Third!
Fourth!
Fifth!
It's not enough at all with a pop-up!
Hey!
There is such a thing!
There is such a simple thing!
Making a big set!
It goes well with you!
This is funny!
You're fast!
Hey, what's up with you?
By the way, what do you think of Mr. Higashiyama?
I want to see!
Please!
Igarashi Oda!
Isn't it hilarious?
What is this system?
It's hilarious!
It's hilarious, isn't it?
Igarashi Oda.
Igarashi Oda is always like this.
That's right.
The teacher is angry for seconds
When the target is listening to the teacher's story in a shop's troubleshooting program...
Suddenly!
The teacher's hot-blooded head starts burning!
It's a prank!
The hot-blooded teacher and the prankster...
Teacher!
Who is it?
Good morning!
Please, have a seat.
What?
Shut up!
What are you doing?
I'm the teacher's guide.
Please listen to me carefully.
It may be a little difficult, but...
Write it down.
Write "kindly".
When he tries to write down the teacher's kind words...
He calls it "kindly".
But, please write it down in big letters.
Please write it down in big letters.
Now, let's think about the meaning of "kindly".
The more people are angry...
The more people are sad...
The more people are "kindly"...
One more time! One more time!
Shut up! Be quiet!
I'm still talking!
It's burning!
One more! One more! One more!
Be quiet!
I haven't finished talking about people!
One more time!
What is it?
There!
Isn't it a pig?
And with that...
It's gone!
And with that...
What did you think at first, when you heard it was on fire?
I thought it was some kind of water bottle or cigarette.
Is there anyone like that?
A transparent human in a blue bag.
Yamauchi Kamaitachi was forced to participate in a similar crisis.
With a blue liquid all over him, when he enters the blue bag studio,
his background is synthesized and disappears.
Yamauchi's true feelings. Please sit down.
What are you doing?
It's really transparent.
What is this?
Where does it look like?
It looks like this.
Where does it look like?
It looks like this.
It doesn't look like it!
It does!
It breaks, but...
Does it look like Hawaii?
No!
I can't see it!
It's here!
I really can't see it!
It's too bright!
Hats off!
Hats off?
It's floating!
It's there!
Seriously!
I'm there!
It's there!
Shut up, Fuga!
Next time, we'll show you everything.
Until now, this has been "I want to be me" university, Meikai University.
Which property would you like, sister?
You have to choose convincingly. That's what I did.
If you don't have a car insurance, you can choose compensation or support.
All right, thank you.
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Good morning.
It's my morning.
Make tea!
Make tea quickly!
Thank you!
Yeah!
Wake up and make tea!
Make it long!
Yeah!
I want to build a house.
Talk to a super counter.
I want to build a house.
Talk to a super counter.
I want to build a house.
Talk to a super counter.
Make oden at home.
MEAT ROUTE!
It's a secret.
You're cute and laugh innocently.
Who was it?
You were the cutest.
Who was it?
Adult.
Ken.
Dappan Mall.
Suzuki.