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A dream surprise for Tetsuto Kids!
Which one?
Ta-dah!
However, only the winner of Tetsuto Kids will receive the surprise!
Iigokei Hayabusa no Gran Kirasu
"Ato" "Ii" "Sama" "Ike" "Tai"
That's right!
Let's go with "Irenesha"!
That's right!
A fierce battle beyond imagination!
Shibuya
The surprise is ready!
Oh, it's not here yet!
What's wrong? It's not here yet!
It's not here yet!
If you win, you get a large share of Tetsuto Kids!
A dream surprise!
Can you see it?
Wow!
Tonight's final stage!
"Tetsuto Kids Surprise Tetsuto Ultra Quiz"!
The battle so far is...
Two sixth graders have won twice in a row!
"Tokyo" "Rinkai" "Kousoku" "Tetsudo" "Rinkai" "Rain"
"Yuito" "Yuito Kento"
The world's fastest speed of eye sight, number one, Shuya kun!
Next, a woman who has tried a surprise once...
I'm frustrated! I like it the most, but I'm frustrated!
A woman who hates fighting games and hates losing, fourth grade, Naito Kento!
A woman who is also fourth grade, but a little cooler, Dia kun!
And a woman who has never tried a surprise before...
I... I don't remember!
Hironobu kun, I'm frustrated after all!
Me, too.
Mom! Please wipe away all the dust from my eyes!
Me, too! Me, too!
The world's fastest speed of eye sight, number one,
is still worthless!
Hironobu kun has shed all of her frustrated tears!
And the final surprise on the final stage is...
The last surprise experience is...
"Toubu Tetsudou", "Saishin Tokkyu Libertino", "Surprise that you can never get in a driver's seat", "Toubu Tetsudou's first", "Experiences that all Tetsudou fans want to experience"!
It's a dream driver's seat!
This is what entertainers react to!
You can sit in the driver's seat and experience announcements.
Yes, you can sit in this seat.
From an amateur's point of view, I don't know how grateful you are for this.
No, I'm not grateful!
Is that so?
No, because all the kids are saying "wow wow", but I really want to say "wow wow" too.
You can't sit in the driver's seat!
There are three people who can experience driving this time!
Let's go!
Let's go and reach our goal!
That's right!
We haven't reached our goal yet!
Wow, it's been four years versus six years.
The first question with low difficulty!
What is the name and form of this train?
Thank you very much.
SEVEN's limited express.
RAVIU's 001K.
She said it.
Correct answer.
If you knew it, you should have said it.
Excuse me!
My lips are dry.
What?
Your lips are dry?
They are dry.
The train is dry.
It seems like Hironogu's lips are dry.
The second question of "How many times will it go up?"
What is the name of this train?
SEVEN's limited express.
ZUBARI's N-3 series game Shinkansen.
She said it.
Correct answer.
She should have said it first.
She is being bullied at midnight.
It is called "running museum."
It can go up in a normal car, not a green car.
From Echigoizawa to Niigata.
Thank you.
You can only come here when you come to Okyana.
I see.
Let's get on it.
I am listening to you.
Let's get on it.
Wait a minute.
I want you to tell me.
You are watching TV, aren't you?
I don't want you to tell me, but I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Then, Raito was too impatient.
What is the fastest train arriving in Japan?
You were fast, Raito.
Yes.
It's over.
This is not good, is it?
Is it broken?
I wanted to press it, but it was broken, so I couldn't press it.
No, it's not good.
Keisei Skyliner's own speed is 160 km/h.
Correct.
No, it's not good.
Again, Shoroku and Raito are in the lead.
Shoroku is strong.
The gap between these two years is huge.
Let's continue with the fourth question.
What is this station name?
Correct!
Furthermore!
Oh!
Correct!
Oh my god!
I want him to bite me!
Shoyon and Trio are depressed.
But!
They got 100 points at once!
Please answer all of the Shinkansen trains using B7 series.
Yes, Yuto!
All of them.
Kagayaki...
Toki...
Kagayaki and...
Toki and...
Go! Go! Go!
Tanigawa, Toki, Tsurugi, Asama, Hakutaka, Kagayaki.
Correct!
Shoyon and Trio got 100 points at once!
Shoyon is in first place!
It can't be helped.
Shoyon and Trio are depressed.
And what about Hironobu?
Oh, I'm sorry!
I don't have a prank yet!
Yes!
She is the only one who hasn't experienced the first and second stages of Shinkansen.
I don't have a prank yet!
Hironobu is in danger of getting more than 50 points.
But...
He got 200 points!
200 points!
I don't have a prank yet!
Be quiet!
The pranks haven't started yet!
Be quiet!
What are you doing?
The last two questions!
This train, where is the railroad company?
The answer is Hironobu prefecture!
Could it be...
Well...
85 class...
Where was it?
It's Kintetsu!
Correct!
We did it!
Kirolf is...
It's Kintetsu!
No way!
Finally, Hironobu and Daiya are in the top two!
Then, the other one, Light...
Excuse me, Nakagawa-san.
I can't press it well because of this.
No, it's not a voice anymore.
There it is!
It's a voice now.
No more excuses.
Changing the position of the pin mic...
Finally, the last question!
All railroad fans will love it!
It's the first time for Tohbu Railway...
to test the latest and the oldest Liberty train!
The final question is worth 400 points!
You still have a chance, Light!
I don't have a chance.
Hironobu and Daiya are already in the top two!
All right!
The last one...
Go for it, Light!
Is it Yuito who is still in the top two?
Or is it Shuya who is still in the top two?
Or...
Is it Light who is still in the top two?
What is stored in this part?
Hey!
Yuito!
Please!
Yuito!
And the connection device!
[Laughter]
Alright! We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!
We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!
Yuito! No!
[Applause]
Tonight, we will show you our new work!
[Applause]
We did it! We did it!
I Can't Be Your Girlfriend!
"The Lucky Charm Surprise Summary Edition" by elementary school students!
Friendship of friends less than friends...
Less than what?
Less than friends?
[Laughter]
And more!
Your sister...
She's not like that!
Friendship of friends less than friends...
Nakai Masahiro's Emergency Live Broadcast!
"Miracle Time" that happens in sports!
"Deadly Scene" that starts!
Let's all make a surprise together! Special!
Tomorrow at 7 PM!
I Can't Be Your Girlfriend!
Peyoung is definitely black here, too.
I won't let you go and never let you go to Peyoung again!
Don't say that! We'll eat again soon!
That's what's scary about Peyoung.
The beloved 45th anniversary of Peyoung sauce yakisoba.
You can be absorbed.
Tomorrow, Clash!
I'm back!
Every time you use it, it hurts.
ITSUKAMI
Nyan! Pak! Sanction!
♪ If you are my owner, ♪
♪ Then please take care of me and my body. ♪
♪ You must not let me go out of your home. ♪
♪ You must not buy as many as I can not buy. ♪
♪ Nyan. ♪
♪ Do not forget me. ♪
♪ My dependable owner is, ♪
♪ Your only one future. ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la. ♪
Win correctly and be together forever
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*ding*
*screaming*
The results of the head-to-head driving competition between...
Shuya, Hironobu and Dia are decided!
Damn it!
I told you!
This is supposed to be a satire show!
*screaming*
Hirobu, you're the last one.
This is the first time I've seen you like this.
How do you feel?
*singing*
How do you feel, Seiya Suzuki?
Seiya Suzuki?
Damn it!
Too bad for you, Seiya Suzuki, you're on the right.
It's okay because it's a satire show.
It's okay?
It's fun, Liberty.
I really want to do it!
I want to do it!
I want to ride it!
I want to win School Wars!
I want to ride it!
And so...
Hironobu and Dia and Shuya won...
...the first ever head-to-head driving competition!
A dream of every railway fan...
...the latest special edition Liberty!
A dream of every railway fan...
...a head-to-head driving competition!
We're so happy!
Here's your driver's seat.
Yes!
Baby!
Yes!
Thank you!
*horn*
Can you do "iki saki sete"?
I want to do it.
you
I want to do it.
Next is "Tokyo Skytree Lalihirabashi".
You can't do it.
I can't help it.
Good face.
It was fun.
That's good.
Reiji didn't do anything in the quiz.
Reiji is the worst.
You only said you could get in the driver's seat.
You touched all the machines.
You opened the door and sat inside.
You may have such an opportunity someday.
I don't have it.
I really don't like it.
And you drive a lot of cars.
I don't like it.
You still have a long life ahead of you.
At that time.
Rai and Yui.
Yes.
Get in.
I did it.
Let's go.
Thank you for waiting.
This train is bound for Aizu and Chiba.
I'll open the door.
You can't open it.
You can't do it.
You're good.
You can't do it.
I didn't think you'd be able to do it.
That smile.
Thank you.
An elementary school student who is confident in trains and ultra-long trains.
For more information, please visit the show's website.
Our next prank is...
"Gegege no Kitaro" monster prank.
The stage is a monster apartment.
Here, three youkais play pranks on people night after night.
Youkai Karakasa, Kunsuru is...
Kamai Tachi Yamauchi.
And Rokuro Kubi is...
Actress Yamamura Momiji.
Youkai Akaname is...
Sexy Song Kikuchi Fuma.
- You'll do anything for me, right? - I'll do anything for you.
This prank calls a target to a youkai apartment in Saitama-ohkuchi-jugu's hotel...
and invites it to a game tournament the next morning.
Youkai practice scary biohazard in the middle of the night...
and youkai sneak up behind you and sting you.
"Sting bug" is a plant species that often sticks to clothes...
and has been used for a long time.
But you have to turn it off!
Last time we worked together, I talked to Kenty a little bit, and I told him that Kikuchi-kun would do this kind of thing, and he said, "Isn't it good even if it's not Kikuchi?"
Yeah, it's not good if it's not me.
And Johnny's is like this... Can I show you?
Stop it!
It can't be helped!
No matter how you look at it...
What is it?
I can't lean on my neck.
And then...
It's here!
At 2 a.m., the first target arrives.
Oh, wow!
A.K.B.48.
Oh, it's quiet!
She's wearing clothes like red beans.
Cat girl, she's a member of A.K.B.48, but she seems to be quite scared.
It's fun to approach from behind!
Oh, it's here!
I think you can go behind it.
I see.
I can't go in!
It looks easy to get in.
The first youkai to appear is...
Where did it go?
It's here! It's here! It's Karakasu!
It's here! It's here!
The leader of youkai, Karakasa Yamanuchi!
This circle is terrible.
Youkais will receive 1,000 yen bonus for each youkai.
Boo! Boo!
If you're caught, you're done!
Wow, it's close! Isn't it close?
I did it!
I got on!
You got one! You got one!
I did it! I got on!
Wow!
Great success!
I don't care at all! It's easy to make!
Where does the red-eyed gooner appear from?
Pay attention to the back of the screen!
Huh? Huh?
Refrigerator? Huh? Refrigerator?
It's a refrigerator! Wow!
From the same place, a beauty as a youkai that does not appear!
It looks like a refrigerator version of Sadako!
That's right!
What's going on?
It's the same.
He looks like a weird stalker.
He's a big fan.
It's close.
Oh!
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK!
If you don't do it, you won't know how fun it is.
I didn't want to have fun.
You're already addicted.
Where does 662 Momiji come from?
Refrigerator...
The door is turning!
It's turning! It's turning!
It's turning!
It came out!
37 years of actresses' history
As expected, she has an aura
Maybe you can keep this
I kept it
Is her voice loud?
Scary
Dangerous
Please wait a moment
And...
Whoa! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Whoa!
You're so cute when you leave.
You're so cute, Serata.
This is going to cause a lot of trouble.
Are you kidding me?!
What?!
You're kidding me!
All three teams attack at once!
Whoa!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Whoa!
Whoa! I'm scared!
I was really surprised!
She had red eyes and a pair of glasses.
She's a big fan of red eyes.
I didn't know you'd wear it.
It's really similar.
3 o'clock in the middle of the night, the next target is...
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
One, two...
Oh, wow!
I think she was once kidnapped by a youkai.
I've seen it! I've seen it!
But wasn't she scared, too?
Will it be okay this time?
Oh, this clothes is difficult.
I can't wear it.
I might slip.
You can't wear this blouse. It's slippery.
You can't wear this blouse.
I'll try it.
Yes.
Isn't it a dumpling?
A dumpling.
A hair...
I can't wear it.
That's right.
I might slip.
Right?
A youkai appears first.
It's similar.
It's really similar.
You're Stephen King, aren't you?
It.
First of all, I want you to show me how you wear it.
Here you are.
Wow, it's delicious.
It's delicious.
I see.
He is bold and careful.
Karakasa-yamauchi with O-dango and Hitsukimushi.
Akanami-fuma who was eaten by this is...
Fuji TV
Wow!
It appears almost from the side.
It's amazing!
Why can't you notice it?
Tonight's Fuji TV program is...
It's very similar!
"Imitate Kouhaku Uta Gassen" from 9 o'clock!
You can't miss the two-hour special of "Shunneta Daishunketsu"!
It's me!
"Sanma's Laughing Factory Committee" from 11:10!
"Meteor Family" from 11:40!
Will meteors finally fall?
And "Suiyon" is...
It's sudden, but can I tell you about it?
When I want to look forward, I eat a Big Mac.
When I rubbed a new car, I ate a Big Mac.
When my favorite idol got married, I ate a Big Mac.
When my daughter brought her boyfriend home, I ate a Big Mac.
When only my dog greeted me, I ate a Big Mac.
I'm sure I'll be discouraged many times in the future.
So, please continue to support me!
Do you want to rest a little more?
There is still quite a distance.
It's okay.
Now, let's go.
Autonomous vehicle insurance.
With AXA, you can run.
Hey, haven't you two been out and about recently?
The main point is ...
The long distance has increased a little.
Let's go. I'll drive.
It's nostalgic.
That's right.
With the power of running, AXA Direct.
The net discount is up to 20,000 yen.
Not only for scents and scents.
Third flexible agent.
RENOA RESET.
My skin is tight and hard to disappear, but I can prevent the damage of clothes.
It's shaking like this.
RENOA RESET.
Reset common sense.
Thoughts from the eyebrows.
Care for damage.
Protect the collar and sleeves from damage.
The collar of the mask is twisted back.
It's amazing.
Flexible and twisted back.
Not only for scents and scents.
RENOA RESET for damage care.
KUMA AKANABE.
To bold action.
Appearing from almost right next door.
It's amazing.
Will you eat one more?
You're good.
She ate it.
She ate it. It's amazing.
The red eye is strong.
Then...
Are you serious?
Blackheaded Momiji.
I want you, Momiji-san.
Momiji-san...
Blackheaded...
- Wow! - Yes, yes, yes!
- It's going! - It's going!
- One more? - Really?
- One more? - One more?
There's no more space in the dango, but...
- It's going in? - It's going in!
- It's going in!
- I see, it's that thick space!
Furthermore...
- Wow! - Wow!
Three separate attacks at once...
- I'll go back from there. - You'll go back from there?
Are you okay?
How come you didn't notice with that huge space?
- Then... - It's frustrating, isn't it?
- Isn't it open? - It's open, it's open.
Even for Karakasa Yamauchi...
It's open.
No, it's because of the width!
But Sakura-chan, you're weird!
Are youkais amazing?
Are youkais amazing? Are youkais crazy?
She did it.
She is good at it.
At that moment...
Run!
Tanaka-sama!
Do you know who it is?
I know!
Is it Kento Nakajima?
She is crazy!
Youkai apartment.
The last target for tonight is...
Is it me?
Do you want to go there first?
Yes, I do.
You want to go there?
Yes!
Is there another place for you to go?
Yes, there is.
It's the best.
He is the father of cameras.
This is not good.
Open your right eye!
This girl...
She is not calm.
I have seen her YouTube before.
She is the best!
But if she gets angry, it might be dangerous.
She is human, but she is brave.
If she gets angry, who will be responsible for it?
It's getting late and I'm tired.
This is not good.
He makes me get on the train at this hour.
He plays a game I don't know.
He is in a bad mood.
Why do you talk to me like that?
He is scary.
He has never played a game, so he is not focused.
That's right.
Well...
Open your eyes!
What are you talking about?
The first thing he does when he is scared is...
Janice youkai, Akaname Fuma.
This is it.
He has never done this before. He is careful with his steps.
What?
Oh, I see. I see. I see.
I want to go behind you.
No, no, no.
Oh, he is close.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
Wow, I'm scared.
And here...
Okay.
It's red.
He put it on. He put it on.
This is the best.
I'm saying this all the time.
I'm saying this all my life.
I'm scared.
Don't push me.
The next thing he does is...
It's spinning.
Youkai leader, Karakasai Yamauchi.
He is really fast when he is poor.
What is this?
And...
What is this?
He did it!
He did it! He did it!
He did it!
He did it, Karakasai!
And...
Three teams attacking at once!
- Guns? - No. - Door handles?
Thinking of the best chance, a strategy of throwing from a distance...
- This is dangerous! - Throwing...
- Ah! - What's that?
- Ah! - Ah!
- What's that? - What's that?!
- Huh?! - What's that?!
- What?! - What's that?!
- What are you doing?! - What's that?!
- Hey you! - What's that?!
- Yes? - What's that?!
- He's not the leader of the red-eyed... - What are you doing?!
- No! - I'm sorry!
- What are you doing?!
- Ah!
- Damn it! - Damn it, damn it!
- I'm eating it all!
- How long did you think it would take?!
- Um... - To get me here!
- With this, Mr. Camera's work for today is over.
- Are you serious? - Yes. - You're lying, right?
- Well, if you follow the general principle... - What?!
- That's right! - Don't say my name!
- Mr. Koji Higashino is in charge of this show.
- The worst! - The worst! - The worst!
- Not "the best", but "the worst"! - The worst! - The best!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- However, the show prepared one more surprise.
- After fulfilling their wish of becoming a prankster,
- Fuma returns to Manzoku-ge.
- What?!
- However!
- The prankster group...
- Wow!
- How much do you like it?! - Seriously!
- Fuma prefers to be pranked!
- I want it! I want it! - Unforgivable! Unforgivable!
So we've prepared it for you!
The well-known prank Grand Prix!
A repeated turn of a pedal board!
Ah, I'm scared!
The car is headed for Chichibu's mountain road.
Then...
Oh, it's a rabbit!
It's a rabbit!
Oh, it's a rabbit!
- It's a rabbit, right? - Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a rabbit...
- Huh? - This is a serious prank.
And...
- I'm sorry! - What's going on?!
- It's Nakano-san! - No, no!
A second-hand prank!
There's something poisonous in there!
- We've been together for 30 years! - Yeah.
- Why don't we look back on life? - What do you mean?
I told you we should look back on life!
Let's look back!
Life conditions!
But is it that easy?
You can do it with Life.net!
Oh, let's start with Mitsumori.
You've been together for 30 years, so you're 30 years old.
- Here you go! - Huh?!
That price?!
Life.net!
- At my age... - Please!
Even though times have changed, I still want to wash up!
Ah, it's tough!
- It's tough! - Yeah!
Do you know "Bust-a-boo Cleansing"?
- Huh? - "Bust-a-boo" doesn't rub anymore!
- It doesn't rub! - Huh?!
Here! "Bust-a-boo Cleansing"!
One push and it's one meter!
It's easy and easy to apply!
After 60 seconds, just rinse it off!
Wow, that's so easy!
See? "Bust-a-boo" doesn't rub anymore!
Washable "Bust-a-boo Cleansing"!
Silver Eon Plus is now available!
Thank you for your hard work. You made it to the deadline.
"Healing "Bust-a-boo" do you want it?
The one I wanted to read!
Because it's an assortment of more than 600,000 books.
Reward for me "Comic "Bust-a-boo"
Now in discount campaign implementation
50% off coupon gift without leakage
Masahiro Nakai's secret project is in progress!
Miracle-time caused by sports!
Skirted neighboring "Chimbaren"
"Golden Week" is "Metamashi Ouchi Festival" and "Air" to Japan!
"Sexy Zone" "Kikuchi Fuma Lee" and "Kirio"
"Bust-a-boo" repeats!
Bust-a-boo
The car heads for "Chichibu" mountain road
It's hard and heavy
And!
No! No!
What's wrong with you?
No! No!
What's wrong with you?
No! No!
I'm sorry!
It's "Bust-a-boo"
Shut up!
Thank you!
When will I be able to be a pure Shikage-nin?
It's been a while since I've said "I won't forgive you"
You said it! You're the most excited on this show right now!
This is Byodei Wanko Soba, "In a good place"
While the target is eating Wanko Soba,
In a good place, a strong Wanko with "osu" mixed in is being pranked!
By the way, for "osu", we asked a research institute for a strategy,
and prepared something that's 20 times more sour than usual, and will definitely make you puke!
We'll eat 100 times more today, and if we run out of soba, we're sorry!
Mashiko is being asked about the Wanko Soba experiment report on a news show
- Come on! - Yes, come in!
- Come in! - Come in!
- Yes!
- How's the smell? - It's good!
In a good place...
- Come in! - Yes!
- Say it! - Say it!
- I really want it!
Mashiko has recorded the longest distance without "osu"
Ouch!
- You're sweating a lot! - You're not threatening your wife, are you?
No, I'm not threatening her!
- It's weird, obviously! - What's weird about it?
I don't know if it's sour or spicy, but there's something like poison in it!
If there's poison in it, it's a game!
Isn't this too much?
Next up is...
- That's fast! - Hello! I'm 100% Akira!
Ta-dah!
- Yay! - Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Hai, dan-dan!
Hai, jan-jan!
Hai, yoisho!
Well, in that case...
Hai, jan-jan!
(coughing)
Why is it so sour?!
(coughing)
I'm sorry, it's sour!
Huh?!
However...
(beep)
I'm sorry.
The wolf's pressure pushes him to continue.
I'm sorry.
Hai, jan-jan!
(coughing)
- Excuse me - Then...
- Excuse me for a second! I'm sorry! - What is this?!
- I'm sorry to bother you - I'm so sorry!
It's incredible! I'm so sorry!
What is this?! Why can you stop for so long?!
Michopa came up with a disease for his clothes
- Here it is! - Here it is!
Nagano!
While filming, what if the old man was wearing his own clothes?
And what if the old man was Nagano?
Up until now, Nagano has been wearing their clothes perfectly.
So this time...
Since it's spring...
We'll be holding "Nagano Spring Collection 2020"!
First up...
A popular YouTuber for couple videos!
- Yun! - Wow!
She's popular!
She checks the target's clothes before filming...
And 20 minutes later...
- She heads to where the fake show will be filmed... - Thank you!
- Here you go! - Thank you!
With the shift she got from her manager...
She heads to where the top models are waiting for the show!
- The top models of this show! - Yes!
Nagano Spring Collection!
- We have a special guest with us today! - Yes!
It's this person! Please come in!
- Over there! - Hello!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmacist!
- When you eat pasta... - Come Bless Care!
- When you drink beer... - Come Bless Care!
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Tokyo girls are scary.
Nagao, I thought you weren't scary.
I'll get the seat.
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On FOD, it's getting a lot of likes.
During the break...
What if an old man was wearing his own clothes?
And...
What if...
That old man was Nagao?
We have a special guest with us today!
It's this person! Please come in!
Over there!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
This is so exciting!
Nice to meet you!
Wow!
Nice to meet you!
Yun-chan!
Yes!
It's your first time, right?
Nice to meet you!
Thank you very much!
Unfortunately, the weather is like this.
I think it was like this even when it was raining.
Really?
I remember now!
Wait!
I'm sorry!
YouTubers are excited about talking on TV.
I'm in trouble if I get caught up in YouTube.
By the way, how long has this been going on for?
It's been going for more than 20 years.
It's like hell for an old man wearing his own clothes to talk.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's fashionable.
It's my clothes.
It's fashionable.
I wore it today.
That's right.
It's yours.
No.
It's easy to move.
No.
It's fashionable.
Thank you.
You just took it off.
It was warm.
No.
You smelled good.
No.
I know it.
I'm happy to start a prank.
I know it. I know it.
Music, start!
I know it. I know it.
Next,
She is a popular model in Tokyo.
Merle Coteau.
She is a guest.
Please come in.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
She is a bad model.
Thank you for inviting me here.
It's not good.
I'm in a bad situation.
Tokyo's prank may be longer than Tokyo's prank.
I'm laughing a lot.
Wait a minute.
I'm talking.
It's really fun.
This is mine.
This and this is mine.
Why?
This clothes is yours.
Music start!
What?
I can't move.
I'm sorry.
This is my limit.
It's harder than God.
I love Rassen.
It's a prank.
You did it!
Are you pranking me?
It's a prank.
I'm happy.
Nagano collection is popular.
Next is a fashionable model.
This is a fashionable model.
This is a guest.
Please come in.
Nice to meet you.
Wait a minute.
This is weird.
Good morning.
Are you okay?
Nice to meet you, Sasha.
You are beautiful.
Nice to meet you.
How is it?
You just got promoted.
I can't hear you.
I like you.
You are my favorite singer.
You just got promoted.
Why do you fight?
It's my first time.
Isn't it weird?
It's my personal clothes.
Your armpits and chest are sweating.
No, it's not.
She even lent me her socks.
No, it's not.
Look at her socks.
No, it's not.
Look at her socks.
Next is...
She is so cute.
She is a model of KyanKyan.
She is a little girl.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
You look like a girl.
I want you to do it.
It's a love satirize edition by elementary school students.
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What if an old man was wearing his own clothes?
And what would happen if that old man was Nagano?
We have invited a guest!
Yes!
It's this person! Please come in!
Nama!
Eh?
Nice to meet you!
Nama!
You look like a girl!
Eh?
Nice to meet you!
No, no, no, no, no!
Nice to meet you!
It's your first time, isn't it?
Yes!
Nice to meet you!
By the way!
Yes!
Mr. Nagano!
Yes!
How many years has it been?
Situation?
Tokyo is already long!
It's been more than 20 years!
That's right!
But when I was in Tokyo, I was looking forward to it!
That's right!
I was excited!
Wait a minute!
I'm talking now!
Wait, wait, wait!
This is mine, isn't it?
Look at this!
What is it?
Wait! Are you wearing it naked?
What is it?
Are you wearing it naked?
Whose point is it?
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
It's my own clothes!
Yes, it's yours.
I can't see it!
It's moving!
It's a new one!
Go, go!
Ouch!
When you said "ouch", I said "hey".
It stinks!
You're in a bad mood, aren't you?
Asahi and Nao's commercial clothes are displayed in the collection.
We have invited a guest.
It's him! Please come in!
Hello!
I'm here! Hello!
It's Mr. Nagano!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Wait a minute! What should I do?
Hello!
I'm Nagano! Nice to meet you!
Wow!
Today...
This is what I imagined.
This is...
Dirty little boy!
Black little boy!
This is the most expensive clothes I own.
Hey! Don't touch me! Wait! Wait!
Hey! Wait!
Hold me! I'll catch you!
You can't catch me?
I can't catch you!
Please catch me!
Are you crazy?
No!
What's wrong with you?
Why...
Your face is too close to me.
Is my shoulder narrow?
Your shoulder is narrow and your face is big.
Your face is too close to me.
Next...
This is a sick and creepy twins.
When the target turns the corner...
There is...
A creepy little girl.
And that is...
Prank Grand Prix!
If they are twins...
In the basement of an old building...
The hidden restaurant's location is...
Today's second prank, Sakura Inoue!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
The fake staff leaves first...
And then...
The creepy little twins number one...
See you later!
Too surprised! Showa's anime-like "above the stomach"!
I'm scared!
Wow!
My legs are shaking! My knees are shaking!
It's not cold or anything, it's just...
You're scared?
No, I'm not scared! I'm really scared!
The next target is...
This is the scariest!
You look like you're scared, but you're actually a bad mice!
Wait a minute, teacher!
He did it!
He surprised the 2nd grade students in the waiting room.
But he made it fast for elementary school students.
I was surprised!
My back was slightly off.
Next target is...
I like it when it's warm.
In a place like this, it's more scary than twins.
Am I the only one who likes it in the entertainment world?
What is this?
Run away.
I'm tired of it.
I'm going to slip.
Run away.
What is this?
This is bad.
What is this?
This is a prank Grand Prix.
Is this a prank Grand Prix?
What is this?
Thank you.
I came up with a good shot with both hands.
In a fake golf show, when the target tries to shoot a T-shirt...
The ball explodes in a prank.
There is a golf course in Chiba Prefecture.
I'll call you.
There, she was asked about a loose golf show with an idol and came here.
Who is it?
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Can I talk to you in Japanese?
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Golf...
I'm pretty good at it.
What is your highest score?
Sixty-nine.
As expected of an all-round player in sports.
It seems that golf is also quite good at it.
But that has nothing to do with the prank.
Say it again, Takeru!
It exploded!
What is this?
A prank Grand Prix?
This show is getting popular.
That's good.
It's not an applause.
It's far from a prank.
Next is...
Good morning!
They came here with a golf location at this late hour.
I love golf.
Really?
It's fun.
I wanted you to know that.
That's why we are here.
What is the highest score?
It's 111th place.
Let's go.
[Laughter]
[Gunshot]
Shit!
You're quick to speak up.
[Laughter]
What?
You scared me.
What is this?
What do you think it is?
It's a bad joke, isn't it?
[Laughter]
I came up with
Dance in a second and panic
for the good of this show,
when a victim comes into the toilet,
all of a sudden,
some old guy who just passed by
turns around.
One man can't imagine
that this joke is that bad.
The first victim is
[Gunshot]
for this show,
popular new joke star,
Only on this show!
Well, then...
Don't do it!
He gave up.
It's a prank show.
I'm sorry.
I'm the target of the prank.
But...
It's too much from the middle.
And it's hot.
It's only on this show.
I'm the target of the prank.
Isn't it popular?
It's not popular at all.
Next is...
It's more popular than banana buns.
"Suihirogarizu" by Mishima.
Well, then...
Wait!
I'm sorry.
What did you think at first?
When I turned around, I didn't know anything.
Suddenly, water came out.
I didn't know what to do.
I thought I peed.
You talk like a modern man.
Do you talk like a modern man?
No, I don't.
I don't measure my physical strength anymore.
Next is...
"Zabungle Cutting" by Kirekeara and Cybrick.
It's funny.
Right?
Let me go!
What an actor.
Open your mouth, Demon!
Open your mouth!
Hey!
Wait a minute!
You're a great actor, Demon.
I'm terrible.
Don't laugh.
I'm terrible, right?
Hey! Grandpa!
Say something!
I'm sorry for making you so happy!
Right?
I said too much!
I lost! I lost!
I lost!
I'm sorry!
Dad...
Dad, you're in trouble.
Next up is...
The prank I came up with is...
Oni Piano Teacher
A piano beginner's target is taking lessons...
The teacher who was nice until a while ago suddenly changes his mind!
It's a scary prank!
By the way, the piano's lid is soft, so you won't get hurt!
The one who came to a lie-like show...
...where you can get better at the piano in just one hour is...
Hello! I'm Minae Tanabe!
Let's start the piano lesson with the high school piano teacher!
It's a very peaceful atmosphere.
Count with me. I'm going to count.
Slow, Sensei.
No, you were too slow.
One of us was too... I was either too fast...
Where are you going, Sensei?
...or you were too slow. Do you think I was too fast?
Okay!
Were you with my count? Do you think you were with my count?
Suddenly, Olympian Sensei gets angry.
My one... When I say "one", "one"!
Where is the air going?
One point! In an intense atmosphere!
But I have to do it.
It's not good, it's terrible, but keep going!
By the way, this Sensei is so angry, but he can't play the piano at all.
Well, it's about time...
Don't stop, keep going, don't stop, keep going, Minayo!
Minayo! Minayo, no!
No!
Are you okay? Are you okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Minayo!
At the moment when she focused on her hand, an unexpected blow!
There is no reason not to be surprised!
I was surprised! I thought I couldn't make lunch anymore!
My name is Sugiyama Mihika!
I'm a female college student at Keiand Station!
I'm a Yoropiko neighbor!
"Warechi" means...
"Warechi" means "one person"
Do you usually do that?
Yes, I do "two and joe" of "un and ten".
Because of her strange way of speaking, she doesn't feel nervous at all.
Lesson, start!
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Peanuts?
One more time!
Anyway, as usual, the teacher makes her dance like a demon.
But...
Ah, sorry!
Gome-chamaru! Gome-chamaru!
Musca Peanuts!
One, two, three...
Gome-chamaru! Gome-chamaru!
One more time!
Please do it again!
Yes! Major and many!
Ah, I'm nervous.
As she can't breathe at all, the demon teacher forces her to go.
One, two, three...
No!
Wow!
Merry and sorry!
She sealed it!
It's a prank and Grand Prix.
A prank...
A prank and Grand Prix?
But it was really scary!
Excuse me, we will now move on to the next prank.
I want to give up editing!
The director...
I won't give up editing!
My sister is not like that!
An emotional prank that will make you forget friendship!
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Why did he shoot Nobunaga around Honnoji?
Was that famous warrior in this film?
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It all started with these worries of his parents.
What do you think this is?
I've been listening to martial arts and martial arts all the time.
Yes.
And in the meantime...
That's right! Listen to me! Kyoko has big hands! Big hands!
Yes.
I'm sorry.
That's right!
In addition to Kyoko's big hands, Kyoko Hamaguchi has a surprise to wake up his love!
One, two, three!
Filming a fake love story!
An elementary school student is confessing her love in front of Kyoko Hamaguchi!
But!
Kyoko gets stuck in her love confession!
At that moment, Kyoko Hamaguchi is...
Meow!
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Hamaguchi-san saved Kyoko from many love problems!
Tonight, Hamaguchi-san will...
In a love triangle...
Please!
In middle school, love surprise!
Complete edition!
Filming a fake love story!
On the second day, they go to Tateyama Castle, a famous castle in Chiba.
They go sightseeing in the castle!
Filming a lot of fake love stories!
Ms. Hamaguchi!
Oh!
Can I take a picture with you?
Sure!
You're Ms. Suzunei, right?
Yes!
The rule is...
There is always one person in the class!
One wolf!
That's the rule!
It's called "Suzunei"!
As soon as the camera in the fake love story stops...
Their love surprise starts!
Can we talk for a second?
There's someone I like.
He's a professor.
A professor is...
My name is Suzuki Unteya.
My hobby is to find out why kids these days like playing games.
He's smart, serious and reliable.
He's a wonderful guy.
The third love surprise is...
A yankee girl confesses her love to a first-class professor from above her castle!
But...
The yankee girl is in a pinch!
The professor doesn't understand Suzune's feelings.
What kind of advice will Dr. Hamaguchi give Suzune, who is worried about a different world?
It's a professor.
Professor, what are you doing?
I'm measuring the height of the castle.
How?
Dr. Hamaguchi, please hide.
I'm going to tell you now.
Now?
Don't know and listen.
Professor...
Is there anything you want me to ask you?
About you...
She's watching you.
I like you!
Then, the professor...
You're kidding me again!
She's a professor.
Didn't you tease me and make fun of me?
That's right. During their fake school trip...
Wow!
The fireflies are shining because of the work of Luciferin and Koso.
What's the use of doing that?
It's useless.
Ms. Hamaguchi realized their difference.
What do you mean by "falling in love"?
What should I say?
Ms. Hamaguchi gave them good advice.
Um...
Ask him, "Professor, what is it?"
What is it?
Professor, what is it?
What is it?
Ms. Hamaguchi!
Please help me!
"What is it?" means "what is it?"
What should I do?
What do you mean by "what is it?"
What did Ms. Hamaguchi say?
Tell him how you feel.
Go out with me!
Go out with me.
Like a sparrow.
Believe in yourself.
Go out with me!
Well done.
And...
I have a problem that I can't solve.
Please let me solve it with you!
Is it okay?
I'm about to cry.
Thank you so much!
I'm so happy!
I can't believe she's a teacher!
The surprise is not over yet!
The next stage is a underground tunnel where you can learn about the history of Chiba and Tateyama.
Here...
Once again, a female student asks Mr. Hamaguchi for love advice when she confesses her love to a man.
Mr. Hamaguchi, you're great!
However, the student is in a pinch!
The female student is dumped in front of Mr. Hamaguchi!
At that moment, what kind of advice will Mr. Hamaguchi give her?
You're the one who's scary.
Immediately, Hime asks Mr. Hamaguchi for love advice.
Mr. Hamaguchi, I'm scared. Could you hold my hand?
It's okay.
Everyone in the class is in danger!
To leave Hime and Mr. Hamaguchi alone, they go through the tunnel.
Then...
The love surprise starts!
Actually, I'm thinking of confessing my love to you today.
Is that so?
The person I'm confessing my love to is...
The president of the representative committee.
Oh, the president.
The president is right behind me.
She was right behind me, but she was a good listener.
She's kind.
Hime...
Everyone calls me "Hime," but...
Won't you call me "Hime" from now on?
Hmm...
Oh, then...
When you confess your love to me...
I'd like you to tell me...
"I want you to call me "Hime" from now on.
Maybe...
Ms. Hamaguchi got used to love advice.
Then...
Oh, everyone is back.
Ms. Hamaguchi! Ms. Hamaguchi!
I'll wait for you at the exit.
Ms. Hamaguchi, hide over there and wait for me.
Where should I hide you?
Here, under here.
Here?
- Okay. - Wait for me.
- And as planned, Ms. Hamaguchi... - I know you're hiding!
What's wrong?
Ms. Hamaguchi...
Why, again?
I...
I like you, Ms. Hamaguchi!
Hmm...
Call me...
"Hime" from now on!
Okay.
Ms. Hamaguchi felt the answer to her love confession.
However...
But you are...
the prince of the class!
The princess of everyone!
I don't want to be the princess of everyone!
I want to...
be your princess!
And the princess is rejected.
What does Ms. Hamaguchi do?
I'm sorry!
I'm the class president!
I don't want to be friends or lovers with you!
Wow! It worked!
It's working!
Mr. Hamaguchi!
Mr. Hamaguchi gives good advice.
It worked!
Friends or lovers?
What is it?
Less than friends...
Mr. Hamaguchi?
Less than what?
Less than friends...
Mr. Hamaguchi is in panic.
And...
I like Mr. Kyoko Hamaguchi!
Forbidden love triangle!
All kinds of love!
And...
I don't want to die!
Friendship prank!
This is an uninhabited island.
It's a beautiful morning.
It's a little scary at night.
On this uninhabited island...
With a little anxiety and a lot of excitement...
A new life begins!
Nintendo Switch.
Gather! Animal Forest.
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Medicine for shoulders! Just a little more!
I can't reach it!
That's why! Anmelt's Neo! Long!
A long neck can reach up to the back and get wet!
Ah! It's bleeding!
It's coming! It's coming!
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She works before she goes to work.
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How will Ms. Hamaguchi cheer up the students who have been dumped?
Well, let's do it this way.
Flowers bloom in spring and wither in winter and fall, but it becomes spring again.
I see.
Do you understand? Spring will come for you, too.
Spring will come for you, too, Mr. Kyoko.
And Ms. Hamaguchi...
Well, let's sing.
Double saving and joy!
Ready?
Flowers bloom in spring and wither in winter and fall, but it becomes spring again.
Ready?
Clap your hands like this.
Can you drink it up?
You can smile too. You're a smile-controlling princess.
Oh, my!
There wasn't such a trick in our school trick book.
How was it?
Thank you very much. I felt energized.
Yes, Ms. Hamaguchi...
She's been pranking people up until now.
What is it?
It's like "Inaine bar".
What is it?
She laughed a lot.
Kyoko sings in every prank.
What are they doing?
And the love surprise for Hamaguchi-sensei goes to the climax!
The camera stops and the last surprise starts!
Sensei...
Kouhime...
What's wrong?
As I thought...
I can't give up on you.
What should I say?
If you feel like that, this is your second confession.
Please say "excuse me" many times.
Thank you for your time.
If you are interested in me,
please call me.
I think that's enough for today.
First of all, let's say thank you for coming.
Let's say thank you.
Then...
Ms. Shirai is calling you.
Thank you.
Then Ms. Hamaguchi...
Ms. Shirai, have you finished your meal?
And...
She confessed her love to Ms. Hamaguchi again.
But...
Ms. Hamaguchi is in a pinch!
Ms. Hamaguchi's love for Ms. Shirai was...
Yes!
These are the class' memorable photos.
Ms. Shirai's love for Ms. Hamaguchi was...
She's such an ace!
Ms. Shirai always gave Ms. Hamaguchi her warmest gaze.
Ms. Hamaguchi is caught up in a shocking love triangle!
What will she do?
It's like "Today" for her!
Ms. Hamaguchi's schedule for her second school trip is...
It's time for her climax performance!
Hamaguchi-sensei, earlier, the principal told me that we're going to see capybara, so will you come with me?
Of course I will!
Then, the love surprise starts!
The principal is also ready!
Please crouch and stand there.
Here? Isn't it close?
Hamaguchi-sensei is the only one who doesn't know about it, so he won't find out!
It's close!
I got it!
He's hiding!
Principal!
Yes, what is it?
I will never give up on you!
She's cheering for you.
What do you mean?
Let's get some advice from Hamaguchi-sensei.
Hamaguchi-sensei, what did you want me to say?
She got it!
No way!
She got it!
I love you!
She must have gone through a lot of hardships.
Hamaguchi-sensei, what did you want me to say?
Here's the thing.
She's scared.
I still love you!
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Let's get advice from Hamaguchi-sensei.
Hamaguchi-sensei, you are definitely better than I thought.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
- Could it be... - Your Highness...
Could it be...
I love you so much!
This must be a one-time-only strategy that has overcome many difficulties so far.
Move it with your mouth.
This kind of thing...
- She's scared of him. - I still love you.
If...
If you...
If you're looking this way...
Would you be my boyfriend?
Ms. Hamaguchi is very flexible this time as well.
However...
Sorry!
Hamaguchi-sensei is finally involved in a love triangle!
Here it comes!
What I like is...
Triangle!
It's Hamaguchi-kyoko-sensei!
Hamaguchi-sensei, who has fallen in love with her...
One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Four! Five! Six!
He's deceiving us!
Oh, I was just warming up!
That's why you kept saying it from time to time!
The one I like is Hamaguchi-sensei!
Please!
What will she do, Hamaguchi-sensei?
I'm so happy, so happy!
Ms. Hamaguchi, who received the chairman's confession, said...
Well...
You know...
I'm so happy!
But...
Ms. Kyoko...
I love you all!
I love you, too!
I love you all!
So...
I want to get along with you all.
Right?
Wow!
This is the script.
Oh, no...
It's hard to be in love.
I was surprised.
Because you said you like me.
But...
I'm sure...
you, everyone, and us...
will meet someone destined for each other.
You're kind.
With Mr. Yamaguchi's straightforwardness...
I love you!
These two days of school trip...
were all a prank.
We'll show you with a commemorative photo.
Here we go!
Okay! Cheese!
Cheese!
Okay! It's perfect!
I'm sorry!
Mr. Amagushi, I'm sorry!
How do you feel?
Confirmation here!
Mr. Amagushi, do you want to love someone now?
I want to love someone!
I'm glad you laughed.
Well, everyone!
Ten years of punishment!
What? Why? What kind of punishment?
One, two!
No! Ten years of punishment!
This year, I've been doing a lot of work!
Change!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Liddell and Kanichi!
It's gonna be a great time!
Tell whoever!
That's right! Exit has thought of it!
Crying Prank!
I think there is a combination of feelings of gratitude.
It's like I'm embarrassed and can't tell you how I feel.
It's like I can't tell you how I feel.
In other words, this prank shows a set up vtr to the target.
That vtr is a meeting video of partners and staff.
However, they are all set up by partners.
Staff make fun of the target.
But as a character, I'm a piece of shit.
I'm a piece of shit character.
Then, partners say...
No, he's not like that!
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no, what is it?
What do you know about learning?
If you cover for me with your passionate sincerity that you don't usually say...
Oh, my.
I'm moved and shed tears.
Friendship overflowing prank!
So...
Put your feelings you don't usually say on the prank and tell me.
He's not like that!
This time, the target is this person.
Oh, Asagaya sisters!
They were formed in 2013 and are Asagaya sisters.
They are a little thinner than Asagaya sisters, but...
For those of you who don't know them, let me explain.
They are not real sisters.
What?
They are friends of the same theater.
I'm glad you explained it.
Friendship is more than capital.
This time, her sister, Miho-san, will tell Eriko- san her feelings that she can't usually say in a prank.
Then...
No, I don't like it.
It's amazing.
It's like a family.
Sister!
Then...
Eriko-san, there is something I would like you to see.
I saw Miho-san's gold work the other day.
Based on the manager's cooperation, we will show you the set-up VTR we shot in advance.
Prank start!
The setting is that Eriko-san and Miho-san will tell Eriko-san's honest story in the studio.
Eriko-san, do you have anything you want to say?
I have a lot of forgotten things and regrets.
I see.
There is a small tool used for jokes like a face panel, and I lost it and left it at the studio.
I'm sorry it's not a bad thing.
Eriko-san talks with the VTR.
I'm not used to it.
Eriko-san covered the scene with her luck and personality.
The atmosphere became peaceful and it helped me a lot.
I've never heard of it.
Finally!
Here it comes!
I'm sorry, staff.
The target's sister is hurt.
You've been trying to be an actress lately, right?
Sometimes, yes.
Looking at you, you seem to have a laughable soul.
Do you have any plans of becoming an actress in the future?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't want to break up sooner or later.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The houses you used to live in are now separated, right?
Is it because of a fight or a bad relationship?
No, it's not like that.
We used to live on the same property.
It was too small and tough for us.
Now we live next door.
Living next door is tough for you, right?
It's hot and small.
Is it true?
Isn't this "Fukkage MAX"?
It's true.
Are you kidding me?
Wow, I'm angry!
It's getting better and better!
And!
The staff can't stop talking about it!
Finally!
They're going to say it!
Will they?!
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Common questions chosen over the past 15 years...
If it's like this...
It's like that!
And...
The never-ending complaints of the staff...
At last...
The final line...
Will it be...
Well, you've been trying to do everything in one piece...
Well, you're actually on bad terms...
Well, with that attitude of yours...
You're trying to deceive the audience...
Is that what you're trying to say now?
W-wait a second, please!
What's wrong?
My sister is not that kind of person!
No...
I don't think she deceived an entertainer or anything like that.
No...
Eh? W-wait a second, please! What's wrong?
And...
I'm where I am now...
but...
it's all thanks to my sister.
No! It's not like that!
The first person who told me to do comedy was you, sister.
No, I don't like it.
It's amazing.
It was also the first opportunity for me to appear on TV.
The first person who told me to imitate Yuki Saori and Yasuda Sachiko's singing was you, sister.
Even when I have a backache and can't work hard,
they don't complain and work hard for me,
so I don't think I deceived them.
She's crying.
They first met 26 years ago.
Then, 13 years later,
she made a mistake with her sisters and
her life as "Asagaya Sisters" began.
She debuted in her late 30s.
She gradually increased her work and finally a year ago,
she became the number one female entertainer in Japan with "The W"
She's funny and kind at the same time.
She's like my real sister or family.
Sister!
That's what I'm thinking now.
You're lying!
I'm not!
Don't cry!
I didn't lose you because of that!
You're so cute!
But I don't know if I can tell you that.
You're dead! You're dead!
You're dead!
Her voice is gone.
What did you say just now?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I cried too much.
Now, she's going to tell Miho that it was a prank.
It's too late for you to realize it!
Yes, Miho!
Sister!
What?
Ta-da!
It's a prank wrap!
It's crumpled.
What's a prank?
What?
You won't do it?
No, it's not that kind of prank.
What I'm saying is true.
What?
It's not that kind of prank.
That guy?
Who?
What?
When Miho-san got angry, was it like this?
Was she rude like today?
Was her face funny?
What I'm saying is true.
What was the loudest?
She was so loud.
Sister, she's not like that.
That's what I heard.
Sister, she's not like that.
That's what I heard.
That's what you said?
I'm glad you like it.
It's not easy.
I'm glad you like it.
Can you show me the video later?
Sister, she's not like that.
Sister, you like it, don't you?
From now on, real estate consulting's environment station will broadcast.
When elementary school students are in love,
they will share Mr. Kyoko Hamaguchi's advice.
If you forget to confess...
What did you say?
Well...
Then...
Meow.
You're kidding me!
From the day you moved your mouth...
From today...
No way!
Captain!
I like you!
I like everything about you!
That's weird.
That's what I want to say!
I like you!
If Confession Doesn't Get Across...
What do you mean...
you like me?
What should I say?
Ms. Hamaguchi, that's good advice.
Um...
Ask her, "Professor, what?"
What?
Professor, what?
What?
What is it?
Ms. Hamaguchi, that's good advice!
"What?" is "what?"
What should I do?
What's going on?
She cheers up the students in front of her!
I'm sorry!
You and I are less than friends, less than lovers!
That's why we can't be lovers!
She left.
What should we do?
Ms. Hamaguchi!
What should we do?
Less than friends, less than lovers...
What should we do?
Less than friends...
Um...
Less than friends...
Hamaguchi-sensei?
Less than friends...
Less than what?
Less than friends...
Hamaguchi-sensei is already in a panic state.
Let's sing.
What?
As expected...
I can't keep up with you.
A treasure mountain came down.
That's it!
Put your hands like this.
This is...
If you laugh, I'll take your smile.
This is...
Next is...
Nice reaction from Naga's spring collection!
Here it comes!
During the show...
If an old man was wearing his own clothes...
And...
If that old man was Naga's...
Naga's been wearing many models and celebrities' clothes perfectly.
The target is a celebrity model, Fujisachi!
Luxurious and stylish clothes.
She won't get angry.
It's fine.
We have invited a guest.
Here she is!
Please come in!
I'm Naga!
Wait a minute!
That's weird!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
How is the situation?
What's going on? Why are you asking me?
Nice to meet you! Ouch!
Isn't it weird? It's my personal clothes!
It's either my armpit or my chest that's sweating!
It's the worst! I hate it!
I can't enjoy it with my family!
If you're watching this in your house, dad! This is your chance!
Put your personal clothes in the living room and say, "Mom, what time is it tomorrow?"
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