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This is "Insen Gazoku".
Thank you for watching episode one and two.
The third episode is the most interesting.
Celebrities Think Seriously!
Excitement Grand Prix!
Tonight, you will open with Mr. Wabushi!
Grand Prix!
No, no, no, no, no.
What?
Nobody is laughing.
Mr. Ueno.
Mr. Koike is always sitting here.
Yes, I know him.
Right? They used to do it together.
Yes.
Before the regular season, Mr. Ueno and I used to do it.
Yes, you did.
And today, you came back to London specially.
Yes.
So I asked you to come as a guest.
Yes.
You must have some poison for Mr. Koike.
It must be funny!
Tonight, in London, England...
Just before returning home...
In an amusement park...
First up...
"Gegege no Kitarou" Youkai Prank's latest work!
The stage is a youkai apartment.
Here, three youkais live together and play pranks on their owners night after night.
Get out of here!
Youkai's black head...
Red eyes...
Karakasa
Cat girl...
The youkais who live in the youkai apartment...
Are sneaking up behind humans...
And trying to do something mischievous.
Are you trying to scare humans again?
Seriously...
Even though the anime broadcast is over...
You're still doing youkai pranks?
Youkai apartment's team leader, Karakasa...
Rainy days are useful, you know?
I'm Karakasa, you know?
Kamaitachi Yamauchi...
And Rokuro Kogan...
I'm just a human being with a long neck...
Momiji
Actress, Yamamura Momiji...
And the red eyes are...
Who are you?
"Sexy Zone" Kikuchi Guma...
Music!
His wish came true and he's determined to set up a prank.
Let's do our best!
I don't like it.
You say it a lot.
I don't like it.
What don't you like about it?
I want to appear in "Getsuku" or something like that.
Don't say things you've thought of!
"Getsuku" or something like that...
Is there anything beyond that?
There's definitely nothing like that.
If there wasn't "Getsuku", it would be like this.
I'm a prank creator, as a title.
I'm on the prank-setting side.
You're finally on the prank-setting side.
Isn't that weird?
No, you're the one who's been pranked the most.
What are you talking about?
Momiji-neesan has been pranked this much.
What's going on?
"Shunto".
Here it comes!
1 p.m.
At a hotel in Okuchi-jibu, Saitama...
No, at a youkai apartment...
The target is...
"Sexy Zone".
Cat girls like Joy-san...
When they're in a desperate situation...
They're often called "otameshi" (slave)
I think I know what you're talking about.
"There's a game competition next morning".
In that fake show...
"I want you to practice games until morning".
They even called you to Okuchi-jibu.
That game is...
In the game industry...
It's said to be the scariest "biohazard".
You sneak up on the back of the target who's concentrating on a scary game...
And put a "hitch-kitch" behind you so you don't get caught.
"Hitch-kitch" behind you?
What's a "hitch-kitch"?
It's a weed growing in a field.
I don't see it in the city, but I used to play with it a lot.
In order to make it realistic, you have to wear headphones.
I'll die.
No, you won't.
I'm telling you, you won't.
Headphones are really dangerous.
The first "yo-kai" is...
The "yo-kai" leader, Ms. Karaka.
What is this? I won't die!
I won't die!
If you put "hitch-kitch" behind you, you get 1,000 yen.
It's a happy challenge for "yo-kai", but if you get caught, of course you'll be fined.
Now might be your chance.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wow!
You're going to throw it from there?
From there?!
And...
You're running out of bullets.
There it is!
Wow!
In the middle!
In the middle of the check!
There it is!
Wow!
It's a bull! A bull!
It's a hit! It's a hit!
It's a hit!
Nice!
I chose a bull!
Next up is the first blind test.
Akaname Fuma.
Go, go, Akaname!
Pay attention to the back of the screen.
It's in! It's in! It's in!
It's in the fridge! It's in the fridge!
It's in the fridge!
No way!
It's in the fridge!
From the same place, there's no "yo-kai" aesthetics.
And...
Oh, it's gone.
Oh, no.
No, you can't make a sound now!
Akaname is in danger!
And...
What? Is it stuck?
It's stuck!
Wow!
From that position...
That posture...
Wow!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Wow!
He's a sniper!
But...
The moment he turned around...
Wow!
Kikuchi-kun, right?
Correct!
That means it's a Grand Prix, right?
Correct!
It's a time Grand Prix, right?
As expected of Kikuchi-kun!
Also, Karakasa and Rokurokubi also met!
It's a great era!
Reiwa is...
It's a blow!
What is this?
Please make it quick and easy in Tokyo!
There's no middle father!
Next up...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You're lying! You're lying! You're lying! You're lying! You're lying!
I'm sorry! Don't hit me!
Kikuchi-kun, did you get killed by the first zombie all of a sudden?
I'm sorry!
I'm sure it's Ipa-nee-san's third youkai prank.
It's a pure scare, so...
If you get turned around in the middle of it, it won't be a big deal.
First up is the red car!
Where will it come out of?
Wait a minute...
The picture isn't moving?
You're really attacking me!
It's not moving!
I can't notice it.
And...
From Chicago to London,
on the way back home...
What is this?!
The new program "Kanjani Chronicle F"
is finally starting!
However, we can't tell you everything in 15 seconds.
April 27th at 11 PM!
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Using two lines to attack.
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I'm happy you like it.
"Do you want to take a break?" "There's still a long way to go." "It's okay. Let's go."
Autonomous insurance. If you have a bad condition, you can drive.
"Hey, you two haven't been driving recently, have you?" "The main point is..." "The distance has increased a little." "Let's go. I'll drive."
"It's nostalgic." "That's right."
Run. With that power. AXA Direct.
The net discount is up to 20,000 yen.
"Can you get absorbed?" "Tomorrow." "To life."
"Oh, here he is." "He's a mysterious rain man." "I'm happy to meet you, but my hair is damp." "Don't look at me like that."
"There, I'm a distorted deer boat sunflower." "Oh, beautiful." "I like rainy days, too."
"Sticky." "A little." "Sloppy." "Regular."
Unknown tiredness
"Can we add a Moshi Moshi to the target and the barrets?" "Did you notice?"
And then...
"Oh, there he is." "There he is! There he is! He's in the middle!"
"That was close!" "Slow down!"
He's standing up! He's standing up! He's standing up! Yaaay!
OK! OK! Let's go back!
No! No!
"No, no, no, no, no!" "He's going somewhere else."
Is he trying to come from over there?
No, he's in the north. He's in the north and now he's going back.
Where is the next youkai coming from?
Rotating door.
She chose a rotating door.
She's fast.
Isn't her head crazy?
Don't let it get in your head.
And youkai Karakasa is...
What?
No, no, no.
It's here.
It's supposed to be like that, but...
This love...
It's a little long way to go.
Go, go, go, go.
What are you doing?
You made too many easy misses.
It hurts a little.
What are you doing?
You made a lot of easy misses.
She made an impossible miss.
Coincidence!
Somehow it didn't work out.
What do you think?
I'm taking it off.
Oh, this is terrible!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no!
What should I do? What should I do?
Wait, wait, wait!
And where does the number 664 come from?
To be honest, I've been thinking about it a lot!
What?
You lying! You're lying!
You're working so fast.
It's only visible to us.
You're lying!
They're the ones who lied!
You're lying! You're lying!
Say it! You're lying!
They're approaching in revenge.
Red Meguruma will challenge himself to a higher limit!
Um...
No, you can't do that!
What!? What!?
What!?
Did you come to stop me?
"Mild Speed Sky Mission" starts at 9 o'clock.
It is the best final work as a hit work of the series "Cushy".
Buttondemasu
Kiro, are you watching?
"Kojou Inkai" starts at 11:30.
"Inseki Kazaku" starts at 12 o'clock.
"Mother and Father's Counterattack" starts.
"Kanjeri Chronicle F" starts on Monday.
"P Strayman" started on June 10, 2018.
"Assertively Clean Your House" started on June 13, 2018.
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Measure this part or this part? Which would you like?
Whatever, measure me.
Ah, this choice.
That choice.
Oh, I wanted to make that choice the most.
I wanted to make that choice the most.
A choice mac that makes you happy whenever you want, whether you're hungry or not.
That's a good choice, mac.
Good work, adults.
Now, let's entertain the adults.
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Grapes, grapes, grapes...
That flavor!
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That's right!
Today, let's drink and answer!
Drink and answer?
Answer me, answer me!
She's drinking and answering.
This is lager and drinking and answering.
New silk lager.
Shut up!
Akanobe Fuga will challenge himself to a higher limit!
No, I don't want to do it!
It's wonderful. It's wonderful.
Why don't you notice?
Why don't you notice that I came to stop you?
Why don't you notice?
He's not sneaking around at all.
He's trying to be dignified.
How much of a game is this?
He's lying around a lot.
Ah, are you there?
Yes, I'm on the sofa.
Then...
No!
Here?
And she met Rokurokubi, too.
- Father? - Kachinuki?
- Kachinuki? About four people. - I see.
It's a mess.
- Rokurokubi. - It's in there.
It's in there.
- Rokurokubi. - It's in there.
The last target is...
- He's up. - This is serious.
This is too serious.
It's him.
You got me.
He's Johnny's idol group's Snowman No. 1 Bibiri.
By the way, I heard that you have a delicate relationship with Fuma Akaname of Sexy Zone.
- It's close to his name. - I see.
- As for him, I'm his senior. - I see.
- But when it comes to debut, I'm faster. - I see.
- And it's my first time to talk properly in this Docky Grand Prix. - Do you usually talk politely?
No, I don't.
If one of us starts talking politely, the rest of our lives will continue.
- I see. - I don't like it when people talk politely.
What kind of position we will be in will affect us in the future.
Is it that important?
Suddenly, Snowman vs. Sexy Zone.
Johnny's battle begins.
Where will Fuma Akaname attack first?
Wait a minute. Isn't the refrigerator moving?
Biohazard R.
If he finds out now, he will be defeated.
[Laughter]
It's a little weird.
I drank it.
I drank it, it was dangerous.
Oh, I'm glad.
[Laughter]
And...
It's coming...
It's coming, Kikuchi-kun.
This is a victory, isn't it?
Yes, you won.
It's a complete victory.
But...
What?
Akaname Kuma goes further.
You're kidding, right?
Wait a minute.
He's doing it in a row.
Akaname?!
Oh, oh!
He didn't notice it!
Move!
Move! Move!
He moved.
But...
Even if it comes, it's not enough.
Akaname Kuma still attacks.
The angle moved.
He's going for a forward tilt.
The cold air is coming in...
Yes.
Because the cold air comes in from outside,
they can't open their eyes for a long time.
It's cold.
It's sleepy.
He noticed it's cold.
He said it's cold.
Yes.
Oh, no, no, no.
I want to close it quickly.
It's stopped. It's stopped.
It's stopped.
Watch out!
It's the worst.
It's strong.
It's easy.
He's going for it.
Amazing.
It's cold.
Stove...
He said "stove."
It's cold.
When Akaname saw the stove...
Go back.
He said "stove."
No, no, no.
It's in front of you.
It's impossible.
Akaname, get up!
What's wrong with you?
What should I do?
And...
Atsuki Queen's Battle, where the kids face off against each other.
I don't remember anything!
Asahi the Rich?
A new genre aimed at premium deliciousness?
Asahi the Rich.
It's really coming.
Your rival is premium.
Beer chilled in gold is delicious!
You can enjoy beer at home.
It's the best!
Extra Cold Tambura.
You can get it for sure!
Hagki Activation Car. It's spreading.
You haven't used it yet?
Hagki Plus.
Before you get curious about Hagki's flaws...
Huh?
Hagki cells activated!
I want to meet a new me.
For me in the future...
I'll give energy to Hagki!
A system to prevent ovarian disease.
Hagki Plus Lion.
Nyankoku Declaration!
If you're my owner...
Take care of my body more than me.
Don't let it out of the house.
Don't buy too much.
Don't forget me.
My dependable owner.
In the future, you'll be alone.
Buy it correctly and stay with me forever.
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In fact, three big treasures were made in one set!
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That's it!
New show "Kanjani Chronicle F"!
If the sexy zone doesn't light up, will they be able to complete the mission without being seen?
Wow!
It's cold...
Stove...
He said "stove".
It's cold.
Will they turn on the stove?
It's impossible! It's impossible! It won't light up!
It won't light up!
It won't!
It won't light up! It's impossible!
It won't light up!
The stove won't light up!
It won't!
He's trying!
It's impossible!
It's not that kind of problem!
It's not!
It's scary!
It's not that kind of game!
It's not a game where you turn on the stove!
OK!
It's scary!
He's trying!
It's scary!
He's turning on the stove!
Johnny's Battle ends here!
It's funny!
Did you find out who it is?
It's Fuma-chan!
It's Fumachan!
It came out of here and when you opened it, cold air came in!
It was cold!
It wasn't cold at all!
It's a cold stove, so I thought I'd let you use it!
You're kind!
You should have gone the other way!
I really wanted to do it!
I'm a creator!
That's right!
It's just fire!
It's good, but...
The creator side's high speed time is crazy!
To be honest, Kitaro is in the position I was allowed to do it.
But you're the original Kitaro!
Yes, I was allowed to do it.
I was doing it, because I'm the real Kitaro.
Thank you for giving us this railroad.
Thank you very much.
Yay!
The one who came up with the next prank is...
Tetsuzuki Nakagake, who loves railroads.
I'm going to surprise kids who love railroads.
I'm going to put them in the driver's seat.
I'm going to take them to a place where they can't usually get in.
I'm so happy!
Surprise railroad kids!
The method is...
For example, quiz.
I think it's going to be very exciting!
That's right! Quiz battle of railroad kids!
Railroad Ultra Quiz
A hot battle where you'll surpass your expectations starts now!
"Railroad Ultra Quiz," which will surprise railroad kids!
And here are railroad kids who will challenge the quiz!
Hello!
How are you?
They're full of energy.
Before we start, since adults are talking now...
And the kids' long-awaited surprise is...
A washing line race!
That's fast!
If you win the quiz, you can experience car washing!
Like this?
You can't enter unless you're involved!
It's a rare experience for railroad fans!
And!
You can experience it on a train!
It's a dream surprise!
But only the top three kids who won in the quiz can experience it!
I'm definitely going to win!
Do you want to ride the washing line?
Yes!
Do you want to ride it?
Yes!
Railroad kids who can't stop getting excited!
First up is elementary school 4th grade, Light!
What's your favorite local line?
Izuki!
Izuki is famous all over the world!
Hironoru!
Hironoru can't stop learning about railroads!
What about you, Hironoru?
I love the sound of a train running!
Can you do that together now?
Let's go! Tokio 8500 series, here we go!
Thank you very much!
You're full of energy!
Yui and Ken, 6th grade students who love "hasha" melodies!
Which "hasha" melody do you like the most?
I like JR Shinjuku Station line 2.
Line 2, door is closing!
It's like a cabaret.
Hironoru, why don't you turn off the switch?
In addition, 5 people including Daiya and Shuya will fight for a surprise!
What is the name of this train?
It's E5 series Hayabusa Grand Class.
And E7 series Daiya.
That's right!
Is it okay to say only "Grand Class"?
Yes, we know it as soon as we see it.
E5 series, right?
E5 series, E7 series, right?
I know it! Hironoru, you should have said it earlier!
It's a railway silhouette quiz. What is the form of this Shinkansen?
Light! Light!
E3 series... No. 30?
E3 series... No. 2000?
That's correct!
E3 series... No. 2000?
Light, you look like that!
You look like that!
Look at Light's face!
It said it wouldn't be round, so I thought it would be two digits.
But it was wrong.
It was actually three or four digits.
I want to be careful about that.
Adults are cowardly.
You're so fast!
I'm sorry.
You look tired.
It's like you're playing for three hours straight.
Three more questions!
Which railroad is this train on?
Hironoru, you should answer it!
It's Izu-kyu 8000 series!
I love Izu-kyu.
That's correct!
I know it by its color!
I know Izu-kyu the best!
At last year's Izu-kyu Con event,
there was a Izu-kyu front line walk.
That was a walking award.
I see!
Even though you had all of them,
you were taken away by Hironoru.
You remember it, but you were taken away.
I'm sorry for hurting you!
Then Hironoru should take three days off.
And many more!
I know!
What is the name of this train?
Wait!
"Udaki Romance" or "G.C."?
"Nanomange"!
Correct!
"G.C." is "Nanomange"!
I really don't know just that!
Three people will receive surprises!
Still, the "Ray" points go to "Ray" tokens!
And "Yui" tokens, which "Chanai" announcers are good at!
"Chanai" announcer quiz!
Listen carefully to the next "Chanai" announcer quiz!
Next is "Takada no Baba", "Takada no Baba".
The exit is on the right.
What is this continuation?
"Yui" tokens go to "Yui" tokens with zero points!
"Ray" tokens with zero points!
Next is "Takada no Baba", "Takada no Baba".
The exit is on the right.
Subway "Touzai" line and western "Shinjuku" line are interchangeable.
"Chanai" is correct!
I really remember this!
You can do it!
Light is still down 0 points
But!
He has a question about his favorite car, SL!
Other than JR, which other car manufacturer has SL?
Highlight company!
Mocca Railway!
Toobu Railway!
If you say it, you'll say "Ah!"
Oi! Oigawa Railway!
You'll get it right later
Let's see
Go! Go! Go! Go for it!
Go for it, Light!
Toobu Mocca Oigawa?
Do you know it? You don't know it!
Yuto!
Toobu Mocca Oigawa Chichibu!
That's right!
You did it!
You got it right!
You got it right, Chichibu!
You did it!
Finally, it's the last question!
Yes, it's the last and final question!
I'll win!
Go for it!
At the end, they're all excited!
At the middle, they're about to give up!
However, there's a surprise for the last question!
The last question is worth 100 points!
It's a great chance!
With this, everyone has hope for a surprise!
Who will be able to board the dream ship?
JR Central Line, day and night express trains,
from Shinjuku to Mitaka, please answer all of them!
Light!
Shinjuku, Nakano, Ogikubo, Mitaka!
Will Light get a surprise?!
And!
4 Wets Vs!
And!
That forbidden prank!
Ouch!
I don't care about it!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmacist!
Elbows are blackened! Knees are blackened!
I want to do something about it!
So, blackened ears!
If you apply it every day, the blackened dead skin cells will get thinner and thinner!
Alright!
Blackened ears!
Ah! Kobayashi Pharmacist!
I found it! It smells like perfume!
Sawadee Fragrance Stick!
If you decorate your room, the luxurious fragrance will spread splendidly!
I think I'll like this fragrance!
No. 1 Fragrance Stick!
I'll pay you more. I'll have one for you.
What's up?
Hamburgers are good for dinner.
I'm super good at that.
When happiness starts to move, sexy recruit!
If you have a bad posture, your pelvis will be burdened.
So, medicute pelvic care.
Just wear it straight to me.
To me who is sick, medicute pelvic care.
I'm sorry I'm late!
I can't believe you left me like this.
Idiot!
Love gets stronger at home. Homegirl.
Oh, you're choosing sesame oil again, aren't you?
What?
Maruhon only carefully squeezes sesame seeds.
This idiotic honesty is his strength.
Maru and Honmono!
Maruhon sesame oil.
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New Aoyama.
Begins.
♪ Let's go, let's go.
♪ Fun times are not eternal.
Playable.
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Work clothes.
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♪ Get ready now ♪
♪ Get ready ♪
♪ Ready, ready, set, set ♪
♪ Jump to the rhythm as hard as you can go ♪
♪ Keep it steady, steady 'til the letter rocks ♪
♪ Turn it up, keep it in the show ♪
- Hey. - Hey.
What'd I miss?
Galaxy S25G.
♪ Ready ♪
I'm gonna fly! I'm gonna fly! I'm gonna fly hard!
Facing the strongest enemy,
the series' highest-ranked work,
WILD SPEED SKY MISSION,
tonight at 9 p.m.!
- Light! - How's it going?
Will it be a surprise get?
- All right! Yuto! - Yeah, it's Yuto.
- Shinjuku. - Yeah.
- Nakano. - Yeah.
Oh, no. Light.
- Ogikubo. - Yeah, Light.
- Kichijoji. - Yeah.
- All right, how's it going? - All right!
- That was close! - That was close!
- That was really close! - That was really close!
- And with that... - Thank you!
- ...the first stage is over! - Yes!
- Yeah! - Yes!
The dream of a surprise get is
Yuto and Daiya's main roles!
- That was close! - Good job, Light!
- That was really close! - That was really close!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Light's body is already hot. - Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Wow! - Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Let's do our best! - Let's do our best!
- Let's do something together! - Let's do our best!
- I'm nervous. - I'm nervous.
- Here we go! - Here we go!
Now, it's a dream surprise start for those who can't experience it but those who are involved in it.
- It's fun, right? - Bounce and go!
- Look! It's moving! - It's moving!
- Look! It's moving!
- It's moving! - It's moving!
- It's nice. - Can you see it?
- It's the best. - It's the best.
- Look! The deer is waving its hand! - The deer!
- We're going to win! - We're going to win!
- We'll do our best next time! - Here we go!
- Sorry! I'm thirsty! - Sorry! I'm thirsty!
- That's right! The battle is not over yet! - It's not over! - It's not over!
- The second stage!
- Can the light sword, Hironobu-kun, get his revenge? - Congratulations!
- I'm so frustrated! I'm going to beat you up! - Beat you up!
- The surprise is even more powerful!
- Are there seven of them? - Ta-da!
- Hironobu Railway Carrier for Driving! - I'm so happy!
- This is amazing! - This is precious!
- This is amazing! - This is amazing!
- And the second one is... - This one!
- Hironobu Railway Carrier for Driving! - My heart is pounding!
- And the last one is... - This one!
- Hironobu Railway Carrier for Driving! - My heart is pounding!
- This is the best, right? - How is it, everyone?
- I want it! I want it! - Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- This is the best, right? - Let me pass out in 10 seconds!
- Let her pass out! Let her pass out!
- This is the best!
- Only the top 3 can receive it!
- You can choose the points at high prices! - It's really popular!
- And! The feelings of these two who lost in the first stage...
- Will explode from the beginning!
- What is the name of this train?
- Ah! I know it! - Yes!
- I don't... I don't remember it!
- It can't be helped! She's in a hurry!
- Get off! Get off! - Yes!
- Let's say it! Let's say it! Let's say "this train"! - Yes!
- That's correct! - Yay!
- Next train! Next train! - Okay!
- Wait, we haven't pressed it yet! We haven't pressed it yet! - Please wait!
- Equipment... Equipment... It'll break!
- What is the name of this train?
- It's not here yet! - Huh? Really? It's not here?
- It's not here yet! - Yeah, it's not here!
- Someday! Someday! Someday! Someday! Someday! - Go! Go!
- Can you see it? Can you see it? - Go ahead and say something!
- Go ahead and say something! It might be correct!
- Look at the scenery!
Jomon Electric Railway
With a view
Correct!
Of course! Of course!
Got it! Got it!
Now, this is Diamond! Yes, Diamond!
Automatic Hobby Train
Correct!
Diamond! Diamond! Diamond!
That's right.
Hobby Train. T.A.R. Shikoku, right?
How did you know? I could only see a little bit of it.
Your face looked like a Zero-Kei before.
Zero-Kei?
Diamond is answering.
Your face looked like a Zero-Kei before and you were running in a rice field like this.
That's weird, right?
That's weird, right? That's what I'm trying to say.
If we have a chance to use it again somewhere...
I don't think we'll use it again.
Why? Why?
We'll use it again.
Launching Melody Quiz.
Which station's launching melody is it?
Shinjuku Station.
Incorrect.
Shibuya Station.
Yamamoto Station.
That's correct.
Hana no kokorobi
That's amazing.
Your face changed a little bit.
When you got it right...
Yui and Ken's tension is even higher!
In-car announcement quiz.
Listen carefully to the in-car announcement of the next JR Yamanote Line.
It's English!
What's the next line?
I want to know!
The strongest line...
Railway line.
Incorrect.
Incorrect!
Yuito!
Please change your floor, the Shonan-Shinjuku Line, the Saikyo Line, and the Tokyo Linkai High Speed Rail Linkai Line.
and the Tokyo Linkai High Speed Rail Linkai Line.
Even so, Yuito's enthusiasm doesn't stop.
What is the name of this train?
Yuito! Sunrise Izumose!
He said it.
He said it!
That's amazing.
Joumou Denki Tetsudo.
That's correct!
Yuito is down with a big fever.
On the other hand, Light and Hironoru, who missed their first surprise, still don't get any points.
This is bad.
The Tokyo Linkai High Speed Rail Linkai Line is so good you can't stop eating it!
The top three will get it!
If they get the next one right, they'll get a 50-point chance!
What will they get for their surprise?
You can do it, Light!
You can do it!
Give me one!
It's 50 points!
What is the name of this train?
He said it!
It's a Tokyo Linkai High Speed Rail Express!
You can do it!
Correct!
She got it right!
That's what I thought!
You did it!
That's what you thought, right?
It's your first time getting it right, right?
It's her first time getting it right!
It's a special occasion, right?
It's a costumer, right?
Hironobu-kun, who's talking the most, gets 0 points!
0!
Good luck!
That's my point!
You're not frustrated, are you?
I'm not frustrated!
You're overdoing it!
I'm not overdoing it!
Really?
Hironobu-kun, who's always cheerful and calm, will explode with his last question!
Tomorrow's Fuji TV is...
At 7 PM, it's junk sports!
At 8 PM, it's COVID-19 emergency special edition!
The medical field is now...
Chasing an unexpected infection route!
At 10 PM, it's "Mr. Sunday"!
And Monday is the new show, "Kanjani Chronicle F"!
First broadcast...
My back hurts...
To you like that...
It's painful, it's painful, roxonin yes!
It's painful, it's painful...
Haru!
roxonin yes!
Immediately!
It penetrates directly to the heart of pain!
Haru! roxonin yes!
Here we go!
Will you tell me the real purpose of this operation?
"Advanced Mobile Unit", "New Battle"!
Let's enjoy war music!
It's so exciting!
Now streaming exclusively on Netflix!
Did you know?
The only person who can work between fat and sugar is...
Only Ayataka!
Only Ayataka?
The only person who can work between fat and sugar is...
Only Ayataka!
Ah! I should have dyed it sooner!
I don't care where you look at me from!
This gloss...
This finish...
Uera's mature look!
Shine!
Mature look debut!
Uera!
President!
Our way of working is old!
I can't stand it anymore!
That problem is solved 360 degrees!
Group layers, electronic wheels, and mechanical production are all managed efficiently!
ni collaboration 360!
New karaage battle!
Umakara karaage age age daze!
Kochujang negi negi uwa uwa daze!
Represent karaage daze!
Hey you!
New umakara karaage bento!
Kochiwa odo karaage!
More! More!
Yakult!
Watashi wa ima~♪ (I am now~)
Muchuu de itte yukunda~♪ (I'm living in a daze~)
Kimi no mikata dayo! (I'm on your side!)
Mill Mill of Bifis Skin, working at Daichou!
Rakuten Rakuma! (Rakuten Rakuma!)
- Now... - Wow!
If you buy 1,000 yen with Rakuma, you can get 1,000 yen worth of Rakuten points!
Is this okay?
I did my best!
Me too?
You can have it!
Thank you!
Download now!
At that time, I was barefaced...
But Kaori has always been there for me!
My 10th year with Flair Fragrance!
I will continue to support you with Kaori!
You've been chosen as No. 1!
I want it so much I can't get my hands off my throat!
Toru Tetsudou rare goods!
Next is the final question!
Will they be able to get a surprise?!
Shinkansen's most crowded day...
Shinya-kun! Psychic spell, Hikari language!
Point for Shinya-kun!
We'll begin with Ryuto-kun's present.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
She took it.
Thank you very much.
I really wanted that back then.
Thank you, Sherry!
I was glad.
I wanted this one.
Okay, let's shuffle them.
But it's okay.
Count them.
You're so kind.
You've been nice for both of them.
I'll give this one to Grandma.
Grandma.
That's nice of you.
So kind of you.
That's nice.
I'm thinking about it right now.
Are you worrying about it?
Why is she so worried?
Hironobu-kun, as expected, is frustrated.
Yes!
I admit it!
As expected, you are frustrated.
What's wrong?
It's just fine. The dust in my eyes is also washed away.
However, the losing team will receive...
A second-hand...
It's not fair!
You guys are unfair!
You guys areso unfair!
Why?
It's unfair to bring this up later!
I've always...
And until now...
- Everyone, I'll tell you later! - You'll know!
You all got it right in the quiz, so you had this right earlier, right?
- I'm sorry... - I don't think we'll be able to argue like this anymore, but...
Next up is...
The chef, Shishimaini, won't talk.
Shishimaini, who has been biting his head off,
won't talk forever in this new era of pranks!
Until now, Shishimaini has been showing off his numerous targets and his name on TV!
But last time, while on vacation, he went on a Hawaiian expedition to defeat a bamboo forest!
And finally, Shishimaini went overseas!
What?!
And this time, Shishimaini has crossed the sea again!
And that place and island is...
Westminster Jeans.
That's right!
He was in England, a country of tea and cricket!
To London...
But why did Shishimaini have to come all the way to London?!
It was this man's doing!
Out of all of my favorite pranks, Shishimaini is the one I like the most, right?
Right?
And there's someone I want Shishimaini to bite a little!
Uentz and Eiji!
I want you to bite me!
Right now, they're the best duo I can think of in the entertainment world!
That's not true!
Actually, before this show became regular,
the MCs were Shishimaini and Uentz!
But, after the regular decision was made,
Uentz suddenly went to England to study theater!
Shishimaini said things he didn't understand and accused the MCs of treason!
That's not an excuse for you not to go back!
He's saying it as a way of studying for a musical!
It's not a way!
Even if you come back to Japan, you're going to miss going on a variety show again, right?
For people like us who risk our lives for a variety show, it's a pain in the ass, so I want you to hit him hard!
Harder!
Harder and bite me up to my nipples!
That's right!
In other words, Higashino wanted Shishimaini to see if his friend Wentz, who is coming back from London, is not doing well in terms of variety shows!
If you're reacting like that, it's fine for me!
So Shishimaini went to Wentz, who was about to return to Japan in March!
He immediately started looking for Wentz, who was somewhere in London!
But Wentz is not active and his manager is not with him!
In other words, we don't know where he is in this great London!
The search was difficult!
Day in and day out, we keep looking for Wentz!
In those harsh days, Shishimaya was trying to ease his nerves.
Then, on the 5th day of our search...
We finally found Wentz walking along a small road by Temsugawa.
It's definitely Wentz!
That's right.
The staff who heard about Wentz's favorite restaurant were waiting for the last day of their trip in London.
Is this really the last day we're leaving London?
And then...
We see Shishimaya, who doesn't look like Scoble.
Uh, Mr. Wentz?
Yes?
I'm from Japan, from Japan Fair, like Cool Japan, but...
Yes?
Yes? If it's alright with you, would you like me to bite you?
Yes, of course!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
She bit me pretty hard.
She bites me a lot.
She bites me.
You don't know what it is.
I'm okay now.
You don't know what it is.
I'm okay now.
And...
Wait a minute!
She bit me.
Wait a minute!
Is anyone here? There was a Japanese person here, wasn't there?
There was a Japanese person here, wasn't there?
What is this?
No! No! No!
This is not it! I'm serious! What is this?
Excuse me! Excuse me! Could you help me? Could you help me? Could you help me?
Throw it! Throw it! Throw it!
This! This! This!
What is this?
If you think about it more, your emotions will come out!
No! No! I don't know!
It's a TV, isn't it?
This is Japanese!
No way!
This is serious! What you're doing! Seriously!
This is the first time for me that I slept on asphalt in London in a year and a half!
This is serious! What you're doing!
I'm sure it's a Japanese TV, isn't it?
Hey! Seriously!
I don't have that type of feeling!
As expected!
Don't come here!
I'm going back to London tomorrow!
What's up with this timing!
14 minutes!
Go! Go!
Finally!
Red! Red! Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
And finally...
Finally!
Who is it?
It's a Japanese TV, isn't it?
Is it Higashiro-san's?
What should I do?
I'm happy.
It feels weird.
It's been a while.
It feels weird.
Wow...
I'm sorry.
I want to say "what's up with you?"
But you came here.
Uentz was happy.
That's how it is.
They worked hard together.
When it finally became a regular show,
Higashiro-san lost himself for some unknown reason.
And...
The show remembered him.
I remember you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for coming, Higashiro-san.
Uentz is grateful for Higashiro-san.
But, I'm sorry to say that he's excited, but it's not that kind of show.
He's not here.
I won!
I did it!
I won't do it again!
Hi! Could you help me?
Could you help me?
I've been thinking about whether I should say a keyword or not.
All of you will say "could you help me?" when you go abroad in the future.
I like that kind of use.
Horrible Surprise!
Luxury Strawberry Mega Decision!
Nikkosarugundan Ichigo Habatobi!
On this special stage,
they will upgrade their Ichigo Habatobi from 650 yen per Ichigo!
It's 1,000 yen per Ichigo!
It's a big super-expensive Ichigo Surprise!
With that Ichigo Mega Decision,
Osaru-san will jump!
He will clear it, extend the distance, and compete for how far he can fly!
To make it easier for Osaru-san to jump,
a cushion mat is provided on the side.
Osaru-san will spread his powerful body and fly around the luxury Ichigo!
A fierce battle for Ichigo and pride begins now!
Now, in the battlefield of the battle...
Now, the competitors have entered!
The four competitors who have confidence in their jumping ability among the Japanese Monkey Corps, which aims for the No. 1 position in Ichigo wide jump, have gathered!
First of all, let's test the monkey's jumping ability at a width of one meter ninety centimeters!
This width is the highest record measured by cat wide jump before, but how about this distance for the monkey?
First of all, the youngest among the competitors, George!
In the last Ichigo high jump, he fell down with a small but gentle movement!
Now, George!
He ran up to the stage with enthusiasm!
He looks excited all of a sudden!
Now, Ichigo still has a lid on it!
Now, high-class Ichigo opens!
George checks Ichigo's one-thousand-yen coin!
Now, how will it turn out?
Oops! He turned his back!
Is he confused?
One meter ninety centimeters ahead, high-class Ichigo is waiting!
George!
He turned his back!
No! Will he do a run-up?
How about that?
He doesn't jump!
He pushes back!
He did it!
He uses his body's spring and jumps at once!
Now, he gets high-class Ichigo!
George!
One meter ninety centimeters!
He cleared it magnificently!
And...
Other players also succeeded in 1m90cm easily.
From now on, the real game begins!
The distance is 3m.
3m.
For monkeys, it's double that of humans.
In other words, 6m.
It is said that it is quite enough for an ambulance to jump over one car.
This is tough, isn't it?
Now, will George be able to forget the high-class strawberry flavor he just ate?
His excitement won't subside!
Will he be able to do it?
Will he do it?
Will he not do it?
What will George do?
He shouted!
He wants to eat it!
But will he not be able to fly it?
He did it!
No, he still can't do it!
If you replace it with a human, it's a distance of one ambulance car!
What will little George do?
He's looking down!
He jumped over it!
He gave up here!
It's a decision that you can't fly it yourself.
It's like you can't cross a dangerous bridge because you're stupid.
You can tell it's dangerous, can't you?
George is regretfully defeated!
The way he puts his hands up shows how frustrated he is!
Good job, George!
Next up is the oldest, Junior's challenge!
Now, slowly...
Will he be able to confirm the distance to the strawberry?
Junior, what will you do?
He won't move!
- Huh? - Is he giving up?!
Hey, Junior!
On the other hand, on the ground, Riki, who is next in line, is staring at them!
- Boss Monkey Riki... - He's thinking.
- That's right! Actually... - Huh?!
These two have a connection!
- Before, Junior was Boss Monkey, but... - Huh?!
- Two years ago, he turned around as Boss Monkey and had a big fight with Riki! - Seriously?!
As a result of that...
- Junior ended up taking Boss Monkey's position! - I don't like this! Get up!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- The monkeys around Junior also left Junior's side and went to the bathroom... - They're toilet monkeys!
This is...
- In front of Riki, who has lost once, there's no way they can lose again! - They're going to fight again!
It's probably the same for Riki, who is now Boss Monkey!
This is bad...
- Now, will Junior be able to do it?! - Go!
- He did it! - Alright, alright!
- Boss Monkey, you're a club member now!
You did it!
- Although it was just barely, he successfully cleared 3 meters! - That's great!
He showed the will of the former Boss Monkey!
- Then, Junior took the empty plate! - Oh?!
- Is this a provocation against the current Boss Monkey, Riki?! - He's standing up!
- However, Riki seems like he can afford it! - He's standing up!
- And now, he's coming up to the stage! - Oh, Riki!
- You can't lose, Riki! - Is it a provocation?!
- The current Boss Monkey, who seems to be full of energy... - He's so excited!
- Now, in the middle of the stage...
- He's starting to stretch his body! - He's stretching his body!
- And now, he glanced at the strawberry! - He's stretching his body!
- Now, how will Boss Monkey challenge the strawberry?! - He's glancing at the strawberry!
- He's slowly moving forward! - He's moving forward!
- He's moving forward!
He's jumped over the fence! That's Bossal for you!
- He showed us a relaxed jump! - Wow! So cool!
- Now, let's see how the former Bossal Junior is doing! - He's moving forward!
- Oh? - What's wrong with Bossal Junior?
- He doesn't seem like he can hide his emotions! - What?
- Well, well, well, well, well... - He's saying "well, well, well, well"...
- Well, well, well, well... - Now, between the battle of the new Bossal Junior...
Next up is Tsukushi's entry!
Tsukushi is showing his determination to win!
Will he clear it with only 3 meters?!
I like strawberries, you know.
Now, Tsukushi's entry!
3 meters!
He clears it!
That's his obsession!
- He gets a high-class strawberry! - Nice, he's doing it at his own pace.
- And now, he extends it by 50 centimeters... - It's from here, right?
3 meters and 50 centimeters!
- First, Tsukushi's challenge to show his bad obsession with strawberries! - Wow, this is tough!
In his last high jump challenge...
From that obsession, he got a strawberry by cheating without rules!
This time, there is no cheating.
Can you do it?
Can you do it, Tsukushi?
Oh, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
Something is wrong.
Or, is it this wide?
Can you do it?
He is surprised!
I don't know what he said.
What will he do?
He steps back for now.
Can you do it?
Oh, he can't do it!
He got off.
He got off here, Tsukushi!
He will be disqualified!
No way.
He is staring at the high-class strawberry.
Oh, he said "oh"!
But, he doesn't move.
What's wrong?
Oh, he climbs up from here and goes to get the strawberry!
He climbed up!
He is obsessed with the scary strawberry!
But, he is cheating without rules again!
This is not good!
Unfortunately for Tsukushi, he will be disqualified!
From now on…
The current boss, Ricky, and the former boss, Junior, will fight each other!
Who will be the number one habatomi?
Does it mean they are not on good terms?
Not on good terms.
Junior, stop it!
Oh, they are fighting.
No way! You lost!
Don't say that!
Junior is strong!
They are fighting fiercely!
Let's see who is stronger!
Before the match, both of them are warming up.
The current boss, Riki, is getting a massage from Yuya.
After the massage, Riki looks a little refreshed.
He can't lose to the current boss!
He's coming up! And...
He's going for it!
Wow!
He's going for it!
He's not scared at all.
He's not hesitating at all!
Riki is killing himself!
He's showing the power of the current boss!
3.50 meters!
He's clearly cleared it!
Now, this is going to be a lot of pressure for the ex- boss and rival, Yuya!
Oh!
But Yuya isn't looking!
Is Yuya not going to be provoked?
Now, the ex-boss and rival, Yuya, is on the stage!
If he fails, Riki will win!
3.50 meters!
Can he do it?
Oh!
He's stepping back for now. He seems to be curious about something.
Now, he's looking at the camera...
Oh!
His rival, Riki!
Can you fly?
Look at his expression!
Wow, that's impressive!
Now, feeling that gaze on his back...
Go for it!
Can Riki do it?
Go for it!
And...
I think I can do it.
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That symptom may be a heel water bug!
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Let's see the challenge of the former boss, Junior.
The current boss, Dick.
Who will win?
Junior.
Can he do it?
He's moving forward!
Ouch!
But he endured it!
I'm glad!
It's so small!
It's so cute!
Junior! Junior!
Good job!
He did it!
The former boss monkey's will.
He barely endured it!
It's hard to say how it is.
One step, Riki is on a break.
Further extending the distance, 4 meters!
Now, a challenge from the current boss monkey, Riki!
He's full of energy for the jump!
He's slowly coming up to the stage!
His rival, Junior, is also looking at him!
Now, what's going on, Riki?
Is he going to take off his clothes?
Is it a strategy to take it easy?
Is he going to give up?
He's full of energy for the current boss monkey!
Is he going to do it? He's standing up!
Oh, it looks like he's measuring the distance.
Now, can he clear 4 meters?
What's going on? He stops at the tip!
He looks up, Riki!
He lowers his legs!
He's looking at Junior!
What does this expression mean?
He's coming down from his head!
He gives up here!
Is 4 meters still too hard for him?
The current boss monkey is frustrated!
It looks like him!
Now, it's time for the former boss monkey, Junior, to challenge!
If he can clear this, he'll win the championship!
The distance to the strawberry is 4 meters!
Riki, who has already lost, doesn't seem to be in a good mood!
Junior, can you do it?
He lowers his legs and jumps!
He can't fly!
Will Junior be able to clear 4 meters?
Or will Junior lose the championship?
Is he going to do it?
Great! He cleared 4 meters!
He showed his will and pride!
He grabbed the wall and watched the victory!
And...
He threw away the empty plate!
On the other hand, Riki lost.
The first place winner is Junior!
Thank you for your hard work!
Last month, R-1 Grand Prix was held.
Among the famous finalists...
Former champion, Watari, is out!
Our Watari was there!
We prepared 119 flips!
If we don't finish it in time...
Viewers! Don't vote for me!
Even on his first big stage, Watari proudly presents his story.
And at the same time...
At a Fuji TV school...
Watari's fight...
The appearance of prank characters who drink and watch...
Speaking of Watari...
He has been pranked almost every time on this show!
He is a pioneer for them!
When they heard about this show...
The prank characters couldn't stay still!
But...
And so...
Unfortunately, the result is a defeat!
In vain, Watari's fight has ended.
He must be depressed.
We have to cheer him up!
After the live broadcast...
After a fierce battle, Wataru is called to the dressing room for an interview shoot.
And when Wataru goes alone to get a camera...
Then...
Stop it! Stop! Stop!
Stop it! Stop!
Too late! Too late!
Too fast! Too fast!
Too fast!
I've had enough already!
Isn't it better after it's over?
Come on!
Come on, really!
Do you know what this is?
Grand Prix!
It's not R-1!
Grand Prix!
And here, from the prank characters who seem to have a little incomplete combustion,
At least Momo and Nagi are happy.
Thank you.
But I'm happy.
Somehow I'm happy.
I couldn't leave a big result.
I'm happy to be a woman, but I'm still excited.
This is amazing.
And there...
Mita is also there.
Mita?
There's someone behind you.
I'm happy.
Watari.
R-1 couldn't win, but the prank Grand Prix seems to win every time!
That's right.
What I thought of is...
Oh!
Sometimes...
Men's toilet panic!
What is it?
It's common for men, but...
If it's like this, it's the worst.
For the sake of the health program, the target comes to the toilet and...
Suddenly!
An old man who was having fun next door comes this way!
This is really bad!
It's a prank that makes you want to die just by imagining it if you're a man!
Speaking of the first shot of such a new story, of course...
Ah! Joya!
Mr. First Shot, Joya!
Mr. First Shot.
Then...
Wow!
This is the worst!
And!
The prank doesn't end!
Ouch!
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A story about a certain star in the universe.
On that planet, bombs were raining down on homes, schools, and playgrounds.
One girl under the age of fourteen was married every seven seconds.
When I looked around, I saw 150 million children working.
That star is Earth.
Let's change this narrative.
Save the Children.
AC Japan supports this activity.
Ah, Kobayashi Pharmaceutical!
Runny nose turns yellow.
It smells.
My face is heavy.
Such district encephalopathy is caused by the accumulated sea.
The district hospital takes out the sea of accumulated gazettes and cures the district encephalopathy.
District hospital.
Ah, Kobayashi Pharmaceutical!
Also heterospores.
Haemolind is the repeating heterospore.
When you put it on the back of your tongue and dissolve it, the active ingredients directly reach the foreign spores, shrinking them from the root.
good.
Haemolind in recurrent heterospores.
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Aim for the exhilaration that goes beyond beer!
Suntory New Oldry
Now, don't drink grapes, but drink them as if they were grapes!
Grapes, grapes, grapes... That's the taste!
That's right! All of them are that taste that adults like!
SANTORII・HOROYOI
Check them all!
That's right!
For the sake of this health program, the target comes to the bathroom and...
All of a sudden, an old man who was standing next to me turns around!
It's a prank that makes you want to die just by imagining it!
The target is Mr. Hatsuroshi.
Mr. Hatsuroshi.
And then...
Hey, what's going on? What's going on?
This is disgusting!
Hey, what's going on? What's going on?
What's going on?
I don't like it anymore!
I know!
Yes!
Bravo!
What kind of prank is this?
That's enough!
I'm sorry.
You're sorry?
You didn't drop it, did you?
I get it now.
It was quick, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
As soon as you started dancing, you started dancing.
You were dancing, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
It's a first for me.
What do you think of this prank?
It's really good.
Next up is...
Na, na, na, na!
Joyman Takagi.
Oh, he ran away.
What's going on?
You're good at this.
It was a prank, wasn't it?
It's just as hot as it looks.
You're good at this.
But it's cold and wet as well.
Do you not like it when you're bullied?
No, I hate it!
You don't like it, do you?
Next up is...
Japan's first professional bodybuilder...
Naotaka Yokokawa.
Mr. Yokokawa...
He won the Japanese Bodybuilding Championship last year.
He is indeed Japan's best bodybuilder, but...
He overused his parameters for his muscles.
As a result, he has become quite stupid.
He's good-looking and...
What's more...
This is his first prank in his life.
What will happen?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Give up!
Like a waterfall!
What?
Now...
What?
What do you want me to do?
Pee.
No, you can call the police.
Ah, but I was suddenly called to pee.
Isn't it a crime?
Yokoka-kun, it seems like you think this is a real incident.
What?
Yokoka-san, do you know what a prank is?
Wow! Is it a prank?
It's my first time.
I was wondering what you were doing.
I was wondering why you didn't call the police.
Ah, but I'm glad. Really.
And now...
A real incident occurs.
Eh?
My whole body...
Ah, this is bad.
I'm late.
My stomach is always loose today.
Eh? Really?
I did this.
Eh?
Yokoka-kun!
You're lying, aren't you?
Eh, this is bad. Seriously.
Really?
This "sha" thing...
"Sha"?
Isn't there a thing that comes out when you have a cold?
"Sha"?
This "sha" thing...
Eh, this is the worst.
Does this...
Does this show on TV?
Yes, it's on TV.
"Sha"?
Kasia, you're going to cry.
"Sha"?
Next up is...
"That Super Duper Good Person Surprise"!
A person who can be seen even by an unthinkable brave baby.
With that wish...
She laughed a lot.
Furthermore...
Hey, tell me a secret.
Even if she suddenly asks for a secret, she is a very good person.
Who can speak the loudest voice in this room?
It's me.
Hamaguchi-san is such a good person, but...
His parents have a problem.
I've been listening to martial arts and martial arts all the time.
That's right.
Please listen to me.
Today, I have a lot of things to do.
I have a lot of things to do.
I have to go to Senten.
Could you sit down for a moment?
Today, I have a lot of things to do.
Could you sit down for a moment?
Why am I...
That's right.
This time...
Hamaguchi-san wants Koi to be active.
And Hamaguchi-san will do his best in any consultation.
Hamaguchi-san has two things in common.
It's a surprise for Koi to wake up.
The stage is a one-night-two-days school trip.
It's a love letter from a friend.
Less than a friend...
Well...
Less than what?
She confessed her feelings five times in a row.
I like you, Buggy.
Sir, my voice doesn't reach you.
What should I do?
Hamaguchi-san is in a pinch with his students.
Koi is scared of Hamaguchi-san.
It's a love surprise in Singapore.
I'll do it.
Five seconds before...
Four, three, two...
Hamaguchi-san's exciting job experience.
He became a teacher in an elementary school.
In other words, it's a fake show where teachers get to experience it on a school trip.
It's not Higashino who will do the prank, but Asuma Elementary School students.
Of course, all of them are professionals.
Not a single one of them is a real friend.
Let's get excited once we get on the bus.
Yes, thank you.
I'm scared.
And...
Wow!
This is...
The destination is Chiba Prefecture, Tateyama City, where 10,000 school trip students visit every year.
Wow!
What you see in your left hand is the lighthouse!
Wow!
It's the lighthouse!
Thank you!
First of all, they turn off the camera of the fake show.
After leaving Hamaguchi sensei alone...
A love surprise starts!
Wow!
What's going on?
All of a sudden, Hamaguchi sensei is approached by a girl.
Is there a boy in your class you like?
And in front of Hamaguchi sensei, Hamaguchi sensei romantically confesses his love to her.
But the students are in a pinch!
What?
Hamaguchi sensei can't hear the girl's love being erased by the sound of the waves!
How is Hamaguchi sensei going to save her?
Hamaguchi sensei!
What's up?
I want to talk with you.
What's up?
Have a seat.
Won't you tell anyone about me?
Of course.
There is someone in my class who I like.
I decided to confess my love to her today.
I like her all the time.
She is a bully.
She is the tallest girl in my class.
She wears a beret.
She is amazing.
She has courage.
I can't say that I like her.
I'm scared.
And...
Did you touch her?
No, I didn't.
Did you touch her?
I'm scared.
The students will lead Hamaguchi sensei to confess her love.
The boys will also confess their love.
They will confess their love.
Sensei!
What's up?
There is a buggy over there.
Is that a buggy?
I didn't know about it.
There is a buggy over there.
I'm loud.
Can you hear me?
She is cute.
I decided to confess my love to you.
Please watch over me.
I'm getting nervous.
Please lean against me.
And Hamaguchi sensei...
Here I go.
Why?
I confessed my love!
And...
Ouch!
Uetsumi Kinnan is back!
Mr. Higashino, I don't have a penis now!
Brown Oral-B has its own round rotation.
It physically writes thought.
Thought removal power 99.7% up.
Brown Oral-B.
New Pokemon Kids Premium.
Just washing makes wrinkles less likely to appear with flexibility agent.
I'm sure every day will be wonderful!
Lenoir Audrux Style reduces wrinkles because it is a combination of cosmetics.
Lenoir Audrux Style is born!
Ten second charge.
Inseri.
Strong as well.
Morinaga.
Wow! It's Jumbo's Jumbo!
Vanilla Monaca Jumbo is...
Since it doesn't have chocolate in it,
Vanilla is too good!
Monaca is savory!
Jumbo!
Vanilla Monaca Jumbo!
This is correct!
Morinaga.
Without knowing it, you're useful to me!
Heroes without permission!
No, no, no, no, no!
Oooh!
You're good!
Without permission!
You're helpful.
Another high price!
Without permission handkerchief!
And then...
Without permission smile!
And...
What's with the plan of becoming a smile without permission?
The moon that didn't use a giga has been sold without permission!
Moreover, a large capacity of 50 giga!
You're laughing, aren't you?
I'm not laughing at all.
Asahi the Rich?
We aimed for premium deliciousness.
Is it a new genre?
Asahi the Rich.
It's really coming!
The rival is premium!
All students will play a game!
When students are in trouble, how will Hamaguchi- sensei save them?
All right, go!
I'll do my best.
I'm a little nervous, though.
And then...
Huh? Do you say it from here?
Yes.
Do you say it from here?
I have something to say to the buggy!
Will you say it?
I'm a little nervous.
What is it?
Give it to me!
Buggy-kun is...
A wave!
But...
The wave is strong!
A wave!
What will you do, Kyoko-sensei?
Sensei, my voice won't reach. What should I do?
What is Hamaguchi-sensei's strategy?
One, two...
Buggy car!
I love it!
Your voice is too loud.
No, it's not.
Remember this!
Your voice is not loud at all.
Then...
Me, too!
I love it, too!
Sensei, my feelings reached you!
Sensei, thank you!
I'll go now.
At that moment...
Buggy!
Thank you!
What's wrong, Sensei?
Then, they went to Hamaguchi-sensei's house.
Hamaguchi-sensei couldn't know that they were together.
What will you do, Hamaguchi-sensei?
One, two...
Three, four, five...
What's wrong?
Sensei, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
I was training just now.
That's impossible.
What should I do?
Cheese!
Sea creature!
Hello!
It's heavy!
After arriving at the hotel, their first day of fake school trip is over.
And their second day is full of surprises!
Next, at the place where girls confess their love, Hamaguchi-sensei encounters them!
But, the students are in a pinch!
The girls are nervous and forget to confess their love!
How will Hamaguchi-sensei help them out?
The girls are...
Are you okay?
I don't have my glasses.
Hey, where are you going?
Hey!
(Laughing)
This is a good one!
Class 1's "Ochoco Choice" is their nickname.
(Laughing)
Now, the love surprise starts!
Good morning, Sensei.
Good morning, Ochoco-chan.
Good morning, Sensei.
Good morning!
Actually, I'm waiting for you here, Captain.
Oh, are you?
Yes.
I have something to ask you.
Actually, on the first night, Hamaguchi-sensei asked her out casually.
Sensei, you're busy!
I have someone I like.
It's you, Captain.
I want to confess my love.
What?
How should I say it?
I'm getting really nervous.
Of course you are!
I'm getting nervous, too.
Because it's morning now.
It doesn't matter if it's morning or night.
I want to take care of the atmosphere.
Then, the Captain...
I'm scared.
But Ochoco...
Oh, she's here!
Hamaguchi-san!
Sensei, you're cute!
Get down and hide.
In front of her, a girl forgets her confession.
Hamaguchi-sensei!
What will you do?
What's wrong?
What do you want me to say?
Well...
As planned, she is speechless.
Then, Hamaguchi-sensei acts unexpectedly!
Meow!
What?
That's right!
Meow!
What is "panpan"?
Sensei!
Look at me. Look at me and say it.
I will say it as soon as you move your mouth.
Kyoko, are you serious?
Captain!
You like me, don't you?
All of me!
No, no.
This is TANTO.
I'm sorry for the sudden visit!
TANTO?
If you are TANTO, please move in!
We will get on right away!
I'm sorry for the sudden visit!
TANTO is your life partner, so we will give you the first TANTO!
K-number one for 14 years in a row!
Right you up!
This is TANTO.
I'm sorry for the sudden visit!
TANTO?
If you are TANTO, please move in!
We will get on right away!
I'm sorry for the sudden visit!
TANTO is your life partner, so we will give you the first TANTO!
Sorry for the smash!
I also want a sappocorn!
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Do you know "English Learning Channel"?
No, I don't.
Apparently you can read the news in English and you can learn a lot from it.
I'll teach you English.
There's no such thing!
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My head is itchy!
In that case, you can quickly...
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"Muhi HD" also works for itching in your head.
Yellow Heart!
Bread in milk?
Bread, bread, tennis, muffins and bread in milk are...
Corona bagel and pita bread too!
When you eat bread in milk...
Bread in milk...
Are you done drinking it?
And the size of your swallow too!
The insurance fee hasn't changed even though it's not an accident?
I've been driving safely for a long time!
There!
There is no accident discount.
Discount for people with high blood sugar.
"n-organic" adds fresh air to your usual skincare.
It smells good.
From "otamesset" for 1,280 yen, search for "n-organic".
A double bedroom for 8,900 yen.
What?
What happened?
It's "tribago".
With "tribago", you can easily find the cheapest price.
Hotel "tribago".
You can also find a cheap hotel with free cancellation fee.
This spring's "mos" is...
Cream "gyuuu" (beef)
From top to bottom, double cream cheese teriyaki.
The shake is also cheese.
"mos" burger.
It seems like a lot of people are using Amazon Prime Video.
A lot of people are enjoying it on TV.
Everyone is starting Amazon Prime Video.
Now, you too.
How is it?
Is it close to beer?
More and more!
A new genre for beer lovers.
New "mugi" and "hop".
This is irresistible!
Ah, Sumo!
I like this room!
This house!
Living together!
It's nice!
The kitchen is beautiful!
The living room is spacious!
The image of the two!
I want to meet!
"Sumai Sarashi" is "sumo"!
OK, "sumo"!
No. 1!
"Recruit"!
Monday night is "Kamakura's luck tour"!
In fact, the temple was made of three sets!
What is "Kamakura's real way of walking"?
Are you "Yenma Daioh"?
"Tokoro Japan", Monday night at 10 pm!
A huge meteorite may fall and hit the earth!
It is a family drama that lives with all their might in such an unusual world!
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Tonight, episode 3 will air at 12 pm!
Please watch it!
The girls are stuck in the dark!
What is Hamaguchi-sensei's plan?
What will you do?
Meow!
What?
Are you kidding me?
From the day I was born...
From 9th to 9th...
Yes!
It can't be!
Captain!
I like you!
Everything about me!
- No, no! - That's weird!
That's what I want to say!
I like you!
- You can't say that! - You can't say that!
Immediately...
First of all...
What does "dating" mean?
To this question...
How will Hamaguchi-sensei answer?
- Meow! - Meow!
- What is it? - Just move your mouth...
I'll make you smile a lot!
And...
I...
Huh?
This thing...
I like you.
Huh?
I like you.
Really? I'm happy!
Someday, if you don't mind...
Would you like to go for a walk on the beach with me?
Really? I'm so happy!
Well, listen to me.
Okay.
Thank you, teacher.
I'm so happy.
Huh?
Um...
I'm glad you said it yourself.
You said it yourself!
It happened a lot of times.
Really?
Can I say "100 points" to you, Mr. Kimaguchi?
No.
What?
You can't say it until you get permission from a teacher.
No.
You can't say it.
Please go for a walk on a day off.
Okay.
I understand.
And there's a change in love.
Did you talk about your favorite girl?
Yes!
I wanted you to go for a walk with me, Mr. Kimaguchi.
At night, Mr. Kimaguchi...
Did you sleep well?
Well...
I got sad and...
I was like "Ah!" and I woke up.
You drank too much soda.
It's so funny!
And!
A forbidden love triangle!
Please!
I hate it!
I'm so happy!
No!
What?
And!
A prank in London!
One more time!
Mr. A. Wentz is back for real!
He prepared this for us!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Please have a seat.
It's weird, isn't it?
It's definitely weird!
You could have brought it over here.
Why am I the only one going over there?
The size is weird!
It's because of the size!
The color of the bottom part is different.
What is it?
The Japanese TV variety show is not doing well right now,
so we can't arrange the panels.
We can't?
The one that's been bitten is...
Where is it?
It's pretty obvious.
Could you help me?
Where is it?
Could you help me?
Welcome back!
No, no, no!
Excuse me!
Could you help me?
Thank you very much!
However,
this is just a side effect.
Twenty minutes later...
Finally, the two of them go through the end talk.
With this setting,
they wait for Wentz to come out of the shower.
And then...
Could you help me?
With the hammer.
Thank you!
It's like an award ceremony.
So, are you ready?
Wentz comes back dressed in his uniform and starts filming.
However...
Before that, I've made Wentz cry a few times on the special edition.
It's like a surprise for memories.
It's like my hair.
I've permed it.
What's wrong?
I've done something.
I haven't done anything.
What surprise?
I've done something.
That's right.
Actually...
To wash away the cake bomb cream,
while Wentz is in the shower,
the staff sneaks in.
As you know,
the cream that makes your crotch feel super cool
is applied generously on Wentz's underwear.
The cake explosion earlier was pretty rough.
Was it because this was my favorite?
Did you do something?
I...
I can't stand up anymore.
Did you do something?
You must have done something, right?
I definitely did!
These are not tears of emotion.
These are...
Are you crying?
No!
No, no, no, no!
These are not tears of emotion!
You did a good job, Wentz!
These are not tears of emotion!
What's wrong with you?
The penis...
I don't have a penis!
You idiot!
I'll make you pay for this!
The penis...
The penis is over there!
I don't have a penis!
I don't!
Check it out.
Are you okay?
Do you have it?
I do!
But you don't have it now.
I don't have it now!
Check it out!
You don't have it!
I do!
I'm glad you're glad.
Penis...
What's this?
It hurts!
Hurry up!
It hurts!
Hurry up!
It hurts!
Are you okay?
It hurts!
You should wipe it properly!
Mochichi! Mochichi! Mochichi!
Be quiet!
Huh?
I'd like to confirm one thing.
Does Fuma-kun do this, too?
What do you think of me?
You don't have to have bad intentions!
No, no, what do you think of me?
From now on, Dosan Consulting's environment station will be broadcasting.
The only words I remember are "Could you help me?"
I'll use them right now!
So, just before returning from England,
Wents' nice reaction!
Shishimani, who has been biting his head off...
Go away!
...won't let us talk forever!
It's a new-age prank!
The staff, who had been informed that Wents had a shop of their choice,
were waiting for the last day of their trip in London,
thinking that they would spend their last days here.
Is this really the last day we're leaving London?
Yes, it is.
Huh? Are you Wents-san?
Yes.
I'm from Japan and I'm from Japan Fair, like Cool Japan.
Yes.
If you don't mind, would you like me to bite you?
Of course!
Thank you!
She's nice!
Wow!
You bite a lot.
I don't know what it is.
It's okay now.
I don't know what it is.
It's okay now.
Then...
Wait a minute!
It's working!
Wait a minute!
What? What? What?
Wait a minute!
Seriously, what is this?
Seriously, what is it?
Sorry!
Could you... Could you help me?
Could you help me?
Could you...
No! No! No!
This isn't it! I'm serious!
Wait, what is this?
Sorry! Excuse me! Excuse me!
Could you help me?
That's too long!
What is it?
This! This! This!
What is it?
Don't get angry! Don't show your emotions!
No! No! I don't know!
It's a TV!
It's a Japanese TV!
It's definitely...
It's crazy what you're doing! Seriously!
It's my first time sleeping on asphalt in London.
For a year and a half.
It's crazy what you're doing!
It's definitely a Japanese TV!
I'm serious!
I don't have that kind of sensibility.
As expected!
Don't come to London!
I'm going home tomorrow!
Why is it this timing?!
Next up is...
Osaru-san from Nikko Surry Army...
Has challenged each other for 1,000 yen worth of expensive strawberries!
Strawberry Hamatomi!
Strawberry Hamatomi
Osaru-san's hidden potential is sought for...
An unpublished exhibition match is brought to you!
First, it's George's challenge.
Between the strawberries, there are three tarzan ropes.
Will he be able to use them well and reach the strawberries?
He's jumped over!
Using the ropes, he's already on the third one.
The strawberry stand is right in front of him.
It's shaking a lot!
Will he be able to jump over it by about one meter?
Will he be able to do it?
Go, go, go!
George is falling down!
He's falling down!
Is he out of strength?!
No, he hasn't given up!
George has come up again!
The strawberry stand is right in front of him.
All that's left is for him to jump over it!
Will he dare to go up to a higher position?
George has fallen!
He hasn't given up!
He's come up again, George!
The high-class strawberry stand is right in front of him!
Will he be able to do it?!
George has fallen again!
Come up!
To the strawberry stand!
George, come up!
Is he out of strength?!
George wants to ride it!
He's here!
This is a bamboo horse!
He's riding a bamboo horse!
Will he be able to get the strawberry stand?
He's come up in front of him, but he's passed it!
No, no, no!
Riki, what are you doing?!
No, no!
Riki!
But he's passed it again in front of the strawberry stand!
No, no, no!
Will he be able to do it?!
It's his turn again!
Go, go, go!
Will Riki be able to do it this time?!
He's getting closer and closer to the strawberry stand!
So far, this has been "Home Information Officer".
"Wild Speed Sky Mission"!
Coming up!
Yellow Heart!
Huh? What day is it today?
Hey, what is it?
Let's get married!
My hands hurt.
Surprise is bad!
When happiness starts to move ...
Sexy!
Recruit!
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