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I'm in trouble!
I've never been advertised like this before.
A fight prank between two actresses!
A new development!
A national second actress...
I'm not bad!
You're bad!
At that time, the unreliable man is...
Who's that?
Johnny's.
What will you do?
Huh? I'm alone.
This is Suzuri!
It's really Suzuri!
Will Hirose Suzuri eat Suzuri?
Prank Grand Prix!
The first one is...
Spring's Prank Grand Prix!
Meigen's Word!
This year...
From all 496 pranks...
We'll deliver many famous sayings in one go!
Everyone's Twitter vote will determine the Grand Prix!
First...
A real Spider-Man jumps out of the TV!
At the morning of a fake program...
When you're watching a movie's PR video...
A Spider-Man you love...
Wow!
I heard you love Spider-Man.
I love him, but...
You think I'm against it, don't you?
That Spider-Man...
This time, from the shower's ceiling...
Being asked if it's a fake health program and taking a shower...
It's real!
Spider-Man, pay attention!
Right?
It's real!
Is it funny?
What is it?
It's scary!
What is it, Spider-Man?
It's because the movie will be released this summer.
It's not a movie.
Didn't you have a better announcement?
In addition, for Kuro-chan...
It's amazing!
But after this, we will see each other's eyes.
It's scary!
What a surprise! Spider-slam!
He left without noticing it at all!
Spider-man must be depressed!
Bitter memories of the road ahead.
On a night road, he suddenly ran into Mook and said one word.
A little suspicious of being walked alone on a night road, he went to Mook.
The train is in good condition!
Good effect!
Something is coming out!
It's a mook!
The mook at night is really bigger than a cockroach.
Our sexy zone, Kikuchi-style reaction when suddenly given a double-decker quiz.
Mondstadt.
The longest railroad in the world.
A. America.
As a sexy zone!
As a mook!
Go, mook!
"I'm washing away the mud in the shower," he says, "from above, like a zombie."
I can't get enough of it.
We don't know why permission for filming was granted in the first place,
but it's rare to see Johnny's real shower scene, so please enjoy it for a while.
Cool! Canada is cool!
I can see it!
It's about time.
From the ceiling, like a red zombie.
Empty!
In addition, during the shower,
he was wearing Fuma's underwear with a cooling liquid.
It's so cool.
My face is so tight.
I'm shivering.
Is it a prank?
It's a prank.
Really?
I'm sorry.
You're good.
It hurts so much.
Can you wipe your face?
Look back and wipe your face.
Really, wipe your face.
I'm sorry.
Wow!
I'm sorry!
I can't forgive you!
In addition, behind the scenes...
I'm jealous. I can't lose.
I'm jealous! I can't lose!
The last pitfall of the season and Ray's first pitfall.
April 30th, 2019.
The season is about to end.
It's been a while since you said that.
Let's go to the main event.
Then, at the end of the season, Ray will fall into the pitfall.
That's weird.
I was surprised.
That's weird.
I was surprised.
That's weird.
I was surprised.
I didn't know it would be like this.
Wait a minute.
What's wrong?
I was surprised.
I'm shaking.
For now, for now.
It's a prank.
I'm sorry.
And...
What? What did you say?
I think he fell into the last pitfall of the season.
Please say it.
I'm happy.
Please smile for me.
Don't lick me!
Now, Ray will be the first man to fall into a pitfall.
While Asei is buying time,
the art team rushes back to the previous pitfall.
And while they put on the camouflage they thought was a pitfall,
Thank you! Thank you!
Now, Ray will be the first man to fall into a pitfall.
That's why I don't like it. There's no response.
I wanted to go home as soon as possible.
I'm dead! Let me go!
And at that moment...
Wow!
Amazing!
This is the worst!
Who did it?!
This is dangerous!
What are you doing?!
My stomach hurts!
What's going on?!
So, Ray is the first man to fall into a pitfall.
Amazing!
The second man is too fast!
And...
Rocks or chocolate?!
If you're wrong, you have to chew real rocks!
In the countless safes of the United States, Japan's key players will challenge!
It's open!
Can you open it?
Tonight at 9 o'clock, treasures will come flying in from the safe!
Entry
One year!
If you use Gigaho and Gigalite, Amazon Prime will come with you for one year!
If you're heavy, you can't move forward!
Who's heavy?
Reduce fatigue and increase what you can do!
Go around! Energy cycle!
I like it!
Arinamin A
My sister is into Mercari!
It's a good deal right now!
Do you want me to add it to the TV and buy a table? Do you want me to buy clothes?
You have a cameraman!
Whose?
Let's aim together!
One hundred million yen worth of presents!
This broadcast is brought to you by the following sponsors.
I'll show you!
99 and 98!
Bowling competition with people you don't know! All over Japan! Connect! Excite! That's Round One Live!
System Up!
You are suspected of breast cancer!
I'm still in my 30s! It's definitely not true!
Then you may also have a breast cancer plaque hidden!
No way!
Yes!
Two out of three people in their 30s are breast cancer patients!
Before that happens, System Up!
Penetrate the gap between the teeth and remove the hidden plaque!
Feels good!
K.O. a day earlier than in your 30s!
System Up!
Kusumikuria is out!
Prank! Vote for your favorite word this spring!
Prank Grand Prix loudest star, Watari Ichiichi!
That Watari is the scariest guy in the world!
I'm telling you, Sadako is out of the game!
I'm sorry, Sadako is out of the game!
Give Sadako out of the game!
I'm telling you, Sadako is out of the game!
When the ring Sadako of Kyoen N.G. really appears!
While sleeping in a hotel, the real Sadako appears!
At that moment...
I think this is scary.
This is really scary.
It's the opposite of Sadako!
I don't like it!
I get it!
I don't like it!
Please!
Stop it!
I don't like it!
I can't stand it!
Please!
She was shaking.
She turned white!
It's a prank!
Sadako's acting was...
Don't mess with me!
I'm sorry.
Where did you come from?
TV.
She was bitten.
She asked for a photo with the announcer.
She is excited.
Do you want me to give you one?
It's close!
She is running!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Wait a minute! Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
Then, she went to Takeyama where she is recording in Nagoya for the third time.
Sakya! Sakya!
Why!?
Why are you here!?
Why are you in Nagoya!?
You're Odaiba, aren't you!?
If you make a mistake, it's over!
And...
I want to see it again!
Oh, but...
It's not over yet!
By the way, how old are you?
I'm six and a half.
Six and a half? You're pretty old.
Let's keep in touch!
And...
The four sisters went to...
Hawaii!
That's right!
Takeyama is in Hawaii during New Year's holiday.
Takeyama?
Why!?
Why are you going to Hawaii!?
I'm on vacation now!
Vacation?
He's almost an old man!
Almost an old man!
Look at this!
He's an old man!
Look at this!
He's got a big body.
Look at this!
He's an old man!
Look at this!
This kind of...
The first underwater battle in the history of the four sisters.
Look at the bottom of the sea!
The bottom of the sea!
The bottom of the sea is impossible!
The bottom of the sea...
Happy New Year!
Let's have a good year!
You guys are so casual!
A loved idol and a local couple are talking to each other.
I had a lot of fun.
I asked Ken-chan for help.
I ran all the way here.
To there!
Where is it?
I searched everywhere!
What should we do, Ken-chan?
What?
Who is she?
No!
She has nothing to do with it!
Ken-chan!
Can I run away from you?
No!
Ken-chan!
She decided to fight against adults for her idol.
You guys should follow us!
As idols, you should sing songs and give your fans courage.
You should make your fans happy.
No one is like you!
Those who dream are stupid! Idiot!
Words of an adult who tramples on his favorite idol.
3rd grade in middle school, Kengo-kun said...
Does your little child have a dream?
Give it back! Give it back! That dream!
Student council president's famous quote that makes all lectures and speeches fun.
Independent people.
Let's go with independent people.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Itakura was completely opposed to the serious student council president.
He thought about independent people's speeches.
Let's actively learn about unified culture and foreign culture.
And...
That's it for fun.
That's great! That's great!
Next, why I wanted to be student council president.
First...
Because I wanted to have a fulfilling school life.
Second...
Because I wanted to build a good school.
And third...
Because I wanted to control all the girls in school.
That's it for fun.
One word when Darth Vader's mask doesn't come off.
In a fake show, he puts on Darth Vader's mask and belt.
Mr. Hasegawa thinks this is funny!
While making sure it doesn't come off, he casually takes away Hasegawa's school uniform.
You guys are mean!
And when he takes away the rest of his costume, he leaves Hasegawa alone.
What's wrong with people?
I want to take it off. I want to take off what I want to take off.
I want to drink water.
How do you drink it?
Thank you very much.
Yes.
What is it?
Well...
I'm sorry.
It's a chance for "my best emo video" show.
Well...
I'm sorry.
It's a chance for "my best emo video" show.
Yes.
It's a chance for "my best emo video" show.
Well...
What?
What should I do?
Next meeting is scheduled.
An emergency situation in which another program staff comes.
I'm so embarrassed.
And...
During the meeting...
At the train platform...
Yes.
Is it a baby car?
Yes, yes.
That is...
I'm so embarrassed.
She tries to continue...
Nothing comes in.
It's so funny!
Well...
Hitomi SATO and Anna TSUCHIYA are involved in a fight.
She says I'm a woman with triceps.
She says it a lot.
But I don't say you're a woman at this level.
You're at the level of a bitch.
You're older than me, so I'm listening to you.
I'm listening to your complaints.
No, it's not the attitude people are asking for.
You're asking for it, aren't you?
Where's the attitude you're not asking for?
That's the attitude, you idiot!
You two are scary!
It's outrageous.
It's outrageous, really.
It's impossible, it's impossible, it's impossible!
You bastard!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Tonight's Fuji TV is this!
At nine o'clock, "Help! Japan"
Challenge the red vault of America!
Wait, there's something there!
There's nothing there!
Is it a game where you make friends with men?
At 11:10, "Help! Japan"
At 11:40, "Dad Fell in Love Again"
It's eight days until you say goodbye!
Monday is "Absolute Raid"
Preliminary crime infiltration investigation final episode!
He predicts the future.
He's the president eight years from now.
What? Really?
I'll tell you who you're destined for.
No, no, no, I don't want to know. I want to find it myself.
Spring's encounter is waiting for you right there.
Teritama. Tonkatsu Teritama this year too!
Is it safe or adventurous to make adults happy?
Sorry.
Spring's adults are worth getting lost in.
Eh, it's decided!
Yes, it's decided for life.
Sorry.
Safe apple pie, adventurous strawberry pie.
S.M.B.C.
Are you going to tell your girlfriend?
No, I'm not.
You don't like each other's restraints, do you?
That's important.
You're an adult.
You can talk, too.
I want you to be free and at ease.
If anything happens, I'll report it.
I think that will make you feel better.
You're right.
Mr. Card, do you have a nickname?
My friends call me "Apple".
Manage all cashless with an app.
Mitsui admits to Card.
Unfair.
Ariel of selection science
What children use every day is gold decoration and smell worry.
Ariel is an antibacterial treatment.
Clean up with cleaning power.
Antibacterial…
Ariel of selection science
What children use every day is gold decoration and smell worry.
Ariel is an antibacterial treatment.
Antibacterial treatment.
Clean up with cleaning power.
Antibacterial…
Prank! Vote for Meghan Gabbard of Hard!
Hitomi Sato and Anna Tsuchiya are involved in a fight.
You're older than me, so I'm listening to you.
I'm listening to your complaints.
It's not an attitude that people are asking for.
It's an attitude that people are asking for, isn't it?
What's an attitude that people aren't asking for?
It's that attitude, you idiots!
You two are…
Outrageous!
It finally activated!
It's an outrage, really.
You can't do it, right?
You can't do it!
You bastard!
Wait a second!
You bastard!
Wait! Wait!
You bastard!
You're an old woman!
Ok, ok, ok, ok.
You over there!
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't get in my way!
Damn you!
Don't get in my way!
No, no, no!
And then…
Hang in there! Hang in there!
You can do it!
We didn't know at all.
How was my acting?
Your acting was the best!
Satou Hitomi and Shaku Yumiko are involved in a fight.
This is really bad.
This is bad.
We didn't know at all.
You can do it!
And...
"Meeshaku" (famous play)
I don't like it anymore.
I'm not good at variety shows.
But I think of Yumiko Shak.
I'm Anna Tsuchiya.
I'm an American female prison guard.
You were cool.
And the new work...
If it's a sister's quarrel...
If it's a brother's quarrel...
Wouldn't it be interesting?
Sato has appointed a sister.
After all, private and work are probably always the same, right?
I think it will be more lively.
She is a national actress.
That sister is...
I cut it off.
Asadora Shuen also worked as an actress.
Mikura Marakana.
She has been an actress for 24 years.
This time, the two actresses will challenge each other.
Have you ever had a fight?
No, we haven't.
We haven't.
Not even a little bit.
We haven't.
Not even a little bit.
We haven't.
They seem to get along well with each other,
but in fact,
I think it would be interesting for them to get along with each other
from getting along with each other to getting along with each other.
Satou's idea is to get along with each other during the show,
but his partner is very strict and the end is a big fight.
At that moment, what does the unreliable man do?
The first unreliable target is...
He's kind.
Katoon's unreliable friend,
in fact, he is...
The unreliable man is frightened and...
The actresses are fighting in front of him.
What will he do?
This time, "Wake up Saturday" is fully cooperated.
Takamiyana and Koyama of "NEWS" will also participate in the fake segment.
Just before the performance, the staff and Koyama of "NEWS" had a chat with Takamiyana.
Have you ever been reported by a detective?
No, it's my first time.
Really?
I heard you two were fighting in the dressing room.
I've been looking into it for a while now.
Why?
I don't know, but it might be between you two.
I heard you two were fighting in the dressing room for a while now.
Oh, yeah.
I heard you two were fighting in the dressing room for a while now.
You two were fighting in the dressing room for a while now?
Even though Manakana said they weren't on good terms,
Good morning! I'm sorry for being late!
Thank you for coming!
Manakana starts her performance right away!
Thank you for coming!
I'm sorry for being late!
I know it's a bit late, but can you do my hair?
I was going to tie it up, but I didn't want to do it because it's the same thing.
It's been a long time since I've done it.
It's okay now.
You're wearing clothes and even your hair is the same. I don't like it.
It's okay today.
Oh, it's okay. I'm sorry.
I don't know. What is it?
I'm really confused.
And the recording of the fake project begins!
Now, let's start the three-question challenge!
Of course, we're twins.
We've been together for 34 years.
We've been together for almost 35 years.
Do you have confidence in each other?
Of course we do!
This time, so that Nakamaru doesn't get suspicious,
the two of them will participate as announcers for a real show broadcasted at 9 o'clock.
Please give us your answers!
One, two...
The fake show broadcasted on "Wake up Saturday" went on smoothly.
Now, they're preparing for the next show.
So, they stop the camera.
They take Koyama outside and...
One, two...
And now...
The quarrel between the two twins begins!
(sigh)
Everyone drinks water after all.
They drink a lot of water.
First of all, they set up their manners.
Are you wearing those clothes on purpose today?
What?
Your hair.
It's on purpose, isn't it?
Because you're wearing those clothes.
Why?
Because you're wearing those clothes today.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
It's really good.
Isn't it?
It's really good.
You're 34 years old.
You don't have to wear those clothes.
What?
What do you mean "what"?
(sigh)
That's right.
Anyway, they drink a lot of water.
What are you thinking about?
And Mana, who remembers what she used to be angry about in the past.
In the past, we were twins, so Mana and I said we wanted to have a joint wedding when we got married.
I see. In the past.
That's why I've been waiting for Mana to have a joint wedding, but I haven't been able to get married yet.
In the end, we got married earlier, but I've always wanted to get married with him.
No, you said you wanted to have a joint wedding, but you said you got married earlier and had a joint wedding, so I'm just talking about betraying you.
Now...
Hey...
You want me to say that?
Mana, you don't have to worry about that.
Well, that's right.
Since I was little, I've always wanted to have a wedding with you.
What?
What are you talking about?
In addition!
The cause of the fight is Nakamaru!
In the past, you tried to make me fat and put in a lot of rice.
Are you talking about rice?
No, it's just that I'm a little too thin now, so I thought I was a little fatter.
No, it's not like you're a little fat.
Mana, let's have a fight.
Which one do you like?
Both are fine.
Both are fine, right?
But...
If I had to choose one...
I like both of them.
That's not good.
What is?
I have a friend, but I can't run away.
I have no choice but to go.
I can't choose.
Being told you can't choose makes me angry.
Which one will you choose?
Since we're twins, we have similar faces, right?
Being told you can't choose because we have similar faces makes me angry.
That's what you mean, right?
It's a lie, but I feel like we're on the same side.
Let me give you an example.
Between a cute person and a cute person...
Which one do you like?
Which one is cuter?
If I say B is not cute, it's different, right?
What?
And the shocking relationship between the twins has been revealed!
I've been talking with my husband lately.
What is it?
What?
I've been going out for drinks a lot lately.
What?
Why are you going out for drinks?
Why are you looking back like that?
I've been busy with work lately.
I can't do much about the house.
I can't even take care of my children.
That's what I've been talking about.
What?
Well, well, well.
What are you talking about?
It's weird.
It's too much.
It's annoying.
It's like...
I knew it.
I know you two always say that.
What are you doing?
And!
What are you doing?
What do you mean? I'm not doing anything wrong!
I'm not doing anything wrong!
You are!
Huh? Where is the studio?
Ms. Nakata!
Yes, yes!
How do you like the super small electric car?
Oh!
Here in Hida Takayama, the introduction of the area's easy public transport infrastructure has begun!
Look!
But, IDEMITSU SHOWA CHERU is a gasoline company, isn't it?
Why a small electric car?
Buy people around you. First, let's buy ourselves.
That's what I thought.
Well, itadakimashita! (Let's eat!)
Then, let's do this!
Let's go!
To the future of mobility!
Before that, Hida Takayama Ramen.
IDEMITSU SHOWA CHERU.
Roll camera!
Action!
Sony has created a variety of entertainment along with creators.
And now, all of those technologies have come together.
The creator's feelings for you.
XPERIA. Anywhere.
Tenth anniversary campaign in progress.
I was surprised.
It seems that they change the taste a little bit every season.
It seems that they are very particular about a little bit.
Let's go!
It's delicious in spring.
Spring's kimugi.
It seems that the kimugi farmer is particular about it and it's perfect for spring.
It's delicious in spring.
Perfect.
Kimugi.
My dream is incomplete.
I am disqualified as a police officer.
I believe in you.
It's me.
I killed her!
World Court Mystery - Women's Reversal Decision
Japanese locksmith challenges American poor man's red safe!
From the safe...
Wait, there's something in there!
A crazy man starts a fight with the safe!
The fight between the two actresses is climaxed!
What?
That's weird!
What do you mean "what"?
I'm telling you it's weird!
Why are you so angry?
What are you talking about?!
What?!
It's weird!
What is it? What is it?
Then you should wear that costume!
I'm not crazy!
Nothing's wrong!
What are you talking about?!
What?!
Nothing's wrong!
What does that mean...?
You should wear it!
Apologize!
Mom kicked me.
What are you apologizing for?!
Let's calm down, okay?!
Go! Go! Go!
Who are you?!
Help me!
Who are you?!
I don't know you!
Don't disturb me!
This is a story!
What?!
There it is!
I'm sorry!
What?!
We are now best friends.
I'm glad.
Is it all a joke?
It's all a joke.
Huh? Well, if that's the case, your acting is terrible.
What?!
I wanted you to be a little more manly. I felt like you were overdoing it.
First of all, you don't have much vocabulary.
You don't have much. I've been saying the same thing.
Let's be best friends again and do another prank.
At this rate, we won't be able to go to society.
The next target is an actor who came to see the drama "Suits" season 2.
Shinya Kote.
I'm sorry.
He seems unreliable.
What if an actress fights in front of him?
It's not time for jokes yet!
In a tense atmosphere, Mana starts first.
Can I say "yes"?
What? To Kote-san?
Don't say it.
I don't care.
You don't have to say it on purpose.
You don't have to say it.
Stop it!
I'm a fan of Kote-san.
Actually, I've been saying it for a long time.
I told you not to say it!
We're in the same boat, so I'm pretty excited.
I'm very grateful for that.
You don't have to say it.
You don't have to keep it a secret.
I'm very happy.
I didn't want you to say it.
As an older sister, I said it because I thought you might follow me.
What do you mean "older sister"?
I don't know what you mean.
What do you mean "older sister"?
You were born seven minutes earlier.
I was born seven minutes earlier, so I'm an older sister.
What?
That's weird.
You should have been born earlier.
What?
I was born earlier, so you should have been born later.
I didn't want you to say it!
Why are you so angry about it?
What?
You're worse than me.
You're worse than me, right?
Which one is worse?
I respect you didn't want me to know it.
I'm happy for you, so I'm grateful for you to say it.
But it's weird to say "look" there.
You've been saying "look" since earlier, so you've had a lot of experience.
It's been a long time since I said "look".
What's weird about it?
What is it? Stop it!
Stop it!
It's weird!
Am I wrong?
It's weird no matter how you think about it.
Today's...
It's weird no matter how you think about it.
It's weird from the beginning!
It's not weird!
You've been saying "look" since the first game!
It's weird from the beginning!
You should've said "look" instead of "look".
No, I've been saying "look" instead of "look".
I know you don't like it!
You know I don't like it!
You know I hate it when you say "look" instead of "look"!
Why are you saying "look" instead of "look"?!
Stop it! Stop it!
You just said "look" instead of "look"!
Stop it!
I have an eye on you.
You can kick me right away, right?
No, no, no.
Go ahead and kick me!
No, no, no.
Don't kick me.
Hey!
I said no!
Apologize!
I'm sorry for making you feel bad!
Don't kick me!
Great!
Don't kick me!
I'll do it!
No, no, no!
Stop it! Stop it!
Both of you are in the lead!
Really!
I'm sorry!
Really! Really!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Really! Really!
Stop it!
This is so funny!
Kiyose Susu is going to eat Susuri!
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What's wrong with you?
If you say "putcho", it's this!
Putcho putcho gummi!
Putcho?
No, it's definitely a ball!
Outside or inside?
Whichever is fine!
Hey, hey!
Which one are you?
Putcho!
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Sunlight and wind power!
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What's this? There's something in it!
That's grape puree!
Why aren't you eating it?
Authentic puree is proof of deliciousness!
Fanta Premier debut!
It's good, isn't it?
It's good!
I tried dying in an experiment!
The first love brings his father back to life!
With a super luxurious cast, it's a heartful comedy!
If you die now, I'll kick you out!
I tried dying once!
Damn you, dad!
Yes, damn you, dad!
Actress quarrel prank! Disappeared couple relationship discovered!
Oh, I can't stand it.
Your husband said something good.
What did he say?
You know, recently...
You know, you've been nervous.
What?
He said it.
Said what?
He said he doesn't like to hit children.
Your husband said it.
I'm in contact with my parents.
I can't help it. I've been busy lately.
You know, we went out for a drink.
What?
What did you two go out for a drink for?
You should have married me.
You're kidding me.
You should have married me.
You're a good liar.
You're a replica of me.
I think it's fun to run away from home.
I know you think it's good, but...
I think you're out of your mind.
Other than me.
I don't know if it's true or not, but...
If you have something you want to say, why don't you say it through me?
Then...
Can I say it to Kote-san that your husband is out of his mind?
It's a little embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
It's a little embarrassing.
We can say it to Kote-san.
It's safe to say it as a warrior.
And...
It's nice casting, isn't it?
You're lucky.
But it's hard for the staff.
Why do you cry like that?
You want me to look like a whale, don't you?
Is it my fault?
No, it's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
It's crazy, isn't it?
It's not crazy. It's because you're crazy.
What?
I'm not trying to fill it up.
I'm not bad.
It's bad.
I want to work.
You're the one who's lonely, aren't you?
You have a bad manner.
It's not bad.
I'm going home now.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's flying.
Thank you for your hard work.
Goodbye.
I'm really pissed off.
It's no good.
It's the worst.
And...
She ate it.
I think you've become a Deta Monster.
Deta... Oh, this pattern...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for making you kneel down.
I'm sorry.
I just knelt down.
I've learned how important it is to apologize.
Thank you.
Next, "Prank Grand Prix"
Haru's famous quote award!
Prank Grand Prix
APA president has threatened many targets with fear.
Please wait for a moment.
I was surprised!
Actress Atsuro Watabe's "Prank Grand Prix"
Thank you for your hard work.
King of Dandy
Atsuro Watabe's "Prank Grand Prix"
Actually, it's the first time I've been pranked.
Let's see what happens to this dandy bird.
It's cool.
Watabe-san, even with a sudden blackout, you don't react at all.
Even if you don't look at it, you don't react at all.
What happens when you tame a dandy?
Please wait for a moment.
Dad!
APA!
What is it?
Dad! APA! It's you! You're the last one!
You surprised me!
It's like a prank.
How is it? Were you surprised?
I'm not that bad at dark places.
Wow! You're so strong!
You're so cool!
The president is so cute!
Thank you very much.
What's wrong?
If a violin worth 600 million yen is about to be stolen in front of you...
Calbee Anna, who played the violin for her best friend Chisako Takashima...
A thief is about to take out 600 million yen!
Stop it! Stop it!
She protects 600 million yen!
She's in trouble! She's in trouble! She's holding it and biting it!
Poor thing! She's like a dog!
You're beautiful.
I'm sorry I didn't look at you.
Can a celebrity dog wait for special sale meat?
It's a project to see if you can wait for cheap meat.
It's a weird project.
I don't think I can eat it.
Because you're polite and proud.
Alice, you have the same name as Mrs. Koizumi.
It's called Alice.
Can a celebrity dog wait for special sale meat?
Wait for me until I come, okay? Wait for me.
I haven't been waiting for you.
I haven't been waiting for you, Alice.
I'm going to put you in this time.
Next, she didn't lose to the temptation of super delicious meat and participated in the "Can you run to the goal?" race.
First grade second year student Yuan's words.
Ready...
Go!
She just started. This is a good pace.
Will she be able to break the record?
Oops, she didn't make it to the goal and turned around.
Just before the goal, what a course out!
She just got a bite of a sausage.
She also got a spare rib.
I said it clearly.
You don't have to ask me.
I made it to the goal.
I'm back.
Can a celebrity dog wait for special sale strawberry meat?
What is that strawberry?
It's about 7cm in diameter and large in size.
It has a sweet and strong scent.
It's the best strawberry in Tokushima Prefecture.
It's 650 yen per strawberry.
Can a second year student Akira wait for special sale strawberry meat?
Will she be able to wait for three minutes without her husband?
Is the door closing?
Tsubete! Tsukushi! Kim!
Not yet!
Don't eat it yet!
Not yet, Tsukushi!
Not yet, Tsukushi! Kim!
Wait! Wait!
It's amazing!
What?
And, Osaru-san has a new surprise!
This super delicious super expensive strawberry!
Can he jump and get it?
The strawberry gets higher and higher every time he clears it!
How high will he be able to get it?
A passionate battle showing off Kyoi's physical ability!
And, a smart battle beyond our imagination!
Hey!
It's so cute!
Now, the high class strawberry high jump begins!
First, it starts from 1.70m.
This is about twice as high as a Japanese monkey's average height!
For monkeys, it's 1.70m.
For humans, it's twice as high as an apartment!
This is high!
I can't reach it!
I can't do it!
The Japanese Monkey Osaru Corps!
First, Tsukushi shows his passion for high class strawberries!
Now, Tsukushi pitches in to the field where the high class strawberry is hanging!
Oh! He found the high class strawberry already!
It's a second time for a big strawberry that you've never seen before!
Here we go!
He did it!
Easy!
Attack!
He dropped the strawberry beautifully!
Tsukushi attacked the strawberry from its short female layer and cleared it beautifully with 1.70m!
Smart!
As expected, he didn't see the high class strawberry and showed his evil determination!
His mouth is full of strawberries and his back is satisfied!
Amore has that small body and agile style of the star team, Tsukushi!
Oh! He's fast!
Amore noticed the high class strawberry and his eyes are agile!
I'm watching you!
But can he do it with his small body?
Can he reach 1.70m?
He's fast!
He did it! He did it with both hands!
Easy!
It's only 14 seconds after entering the room!
He's agile!
He went under and under the strawberry and caught it with both hands!
Moreover, he opened his mouth while jumping and is eating the strawberry in the air!
It's a skill that only an agile player like Amore can do!
Good morning!
And at the same time as he caught it, it escaped!
It's really an instant win!
And...
George is excited about the strawberry!
Ouch!
He jumps on the strawberry while shouting!
It's amazing!
In addition, the oldest player, Julia, also clearly cleared it!
And last but not least, the clever player, Riki, who has been able to wait for the first strawberry for three minutes!
Wow!
Now, Riki is quite agile, but...
He just confirmed the strawberry!
He started moving slowly!
Oops, he didn't go for the strawberry!
He's looking at the strawberry, but...
What's going on?
Now, what's going on?
There's no sign of it moving at all!
At 1.70 meters above Riki's head...
There's a high-class strawberry for 650 yen!
Oh, he turned around!
And he moved!
He didn't jump on the strawberry!
His favorite strawberry is right in front of him, but he doesn't move!
He's trying to make sure it hasn't been told to him yet.
Wow, Riki! Are you waiting for your master's good news?
If that's the case, it's excellent!
Now, let's have your master say "good" to you!
That's right!
Good!
Now, the master's "go" has come out!
And he got a strawberry right away!
I've been waiting for it!
It's amazing!
As soon as his master's "go" comes out, he jumps right away!
And he carefully grabs the high-class strawberry with both hands!
This must be delicious! It was worth the patience!
Now, it's two meters high, 30 centimeters higher at once!
For monkeys, two meters seems to be quite a lot for humans compared to strawberries hanging on pedestrian walls!
No, it's high!
First of all, five-year-old George who is excited again and again! Will it be cleared?
Wait! Wait! Not yet! Not yet!
He is quite excited!
George!
Oh, he did it!
No, it doesn't reach!
Is the two-meter-high wall hot?
It doesn't reach at all!
He flies over and over again without giving up!
But it doesn't reach!
Can he do it?
No, it doesn't reach!
Oh, did George give up?
Unfortunately, he can't clear the two-meter-high wall!
It's a regrettable defeat!
Now, it's Amore's turn!
Earlier in the game, he showed an aerial eating, but how about now?
Now, he's fast! He's already grabbed the strawberry!
And...
There it is!
He dropped the high-class strawberry again!
But there is one more strawberry left!
He will clear both of them!
No, it doesn't reach!
Now, has he used up all of his stamina?
He can't jump like earlier!
He hasn't given up yet!
Oh, it doesn't reach!
Has he finally given up?
It doesn't move!
It's a regrettable defeat by Amore!
Now, will a player who cleared it appear?
If you tell me to wait, I'll wait for you anywhere!
I have high expectations for Riki, who is good at cornering!
Now, a ball came out!
And a remarkable jump!
But he missed one!
Even if he jumps vigorously, the strawberry has popped!
It's not a double catch!
First, eat the strawberry you got!
And he's aiming for the last one!
It's shaking like a pendulum!
This is difficult!
Will he wait until it settles down?
It went in!
To the shaking strawberry!
With the right timing, a big jump!
A wonderful one-hand catch!
With his wonderful cornering ability, he broke through a wall of two meters!
He's cool!
With this momentum, the oldest player, Junior, and a player who has a strong obsession with strawberries, Squash, also cleared a wall of two meters!
He jumped another ten centimeters and his height is two meters and ten centimeters!
However!
This is the boundary line of evil!
Now, it's the oldest player, Junior!
From the corner of the room...
He took a long run!
Can he do it?!
Go!
Junior!
Go!
Fly! Fly!
Go!
Ah! It doesn't reach!
And the clever player, Riki!
Ah! It doesn't reach!
Nice jump!
Two people failed to stand two meters and ten centimeters!
I'm depressed...
And the last one...
This player!
Yes!
A beautiful warrior who showed his evil obsession with high-class strawberries!
And...
A drama beyond our human imagination!
Wow!
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Excuse me!
The first cash prize is one million yen!
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This again?!
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Kuronori!
The winner is Osamu Dono!
He showed his bad habit of eating expensive strawberries.
He is a beautiful warrior!
He can't wait any longer!
He's aiming!
Watch out!
There it is!
Is it still 2 meters and 10 centimeters?
Is he going for it?
He's going for it!
But it doesn't reach!
He used his whole body to jump from his low position.
But it doesn't reach!
The distance is about 5 millimeters!
Now, he's devoted to strawberries!
He hasn't given up!
He's going for it!
He's using the wall to climb up!
He's devoted to strawberries!
He's going for the wall again!
What's he going to do?
Is he going up?
He's biting the wall!
He wants to eat strawberries!
He's frustrated!
He can't give up!
He's eating the wall!
He's going for it!
Tsukushi is also frustrated!
He's only 2 meters and 10 centimeters!
He failed at everything!
But...
I want to see if Osaru has a future!
Now, strawberry high jump, pipe chair addition!
Let's say this is an experiment in a sense!
If you can use it while noticing the chair, the possibility of getting a strawberry will expand!
Now, veteran junior player pitches in!
Can he use the chair at his age?
There's something there! There's something there!
The strawberry looks like it's been confirmed!
How about the chair?
It flew! As expected, it won't reach!
It won't reach with only your own body!
Now, junior player is spinning around!
Is he thinking of something?
To the chair! How about it?
There it is!
He got it!
Veteran junior player succeeded in using the chair!
As expected, he's smart!
Now, veteran military player Amore!
Can he use the chair?
Now, he's flying!
He catches it with one hand quickly!
Now, how about veteran military player Riki?
He noticed the chair!
What will he do?
Now, he's going!
He's sitting! Will he go?
He took it off! He took off his clothes!
He's full of energy!
Now...
Will he go or not?
He threw his clothes!
He's showing off!
He's throwing more!
He keeps saying "I'll do it!"
I want you to show us a great catch!
Now, go!
He's thinking!
What happened?
Will he cut it off again?
He's very relaxed!
Did he want to relax?
It doesn't move!
The winner candidate Riki doesn't move at all!
It's a disqualification!
It didn't fly!
And finally, the beautiful player in strawberry love!
Will he be able to use the chair?
He got close to the chair and got on it!
Will it fly from here?
It's going!
Oh, it went down!
What happened, beautiful player?
Will he not know how to use the chair?
Oh, it climbed up the wall!
He was aiming for it!
It kicked against the wall and jumped onto the wire!
It's a wonderful triangle jump!
Wow!
I'm going to eat it all!
How will it fly from above?
We humans are heading for the strawberry on an unexpected route!
And...
Oh, this is fun!
This is what he was aiming for!
He got a strawberry now!
Let's continue!
He adds a rope to the strawberry high jump!
Furthermore, the strawberry is 2 meters and 20 centimeters higher by 10 centimeters!
If he uses this rope well, he may be able to get it!
Now, it's Amore's turn!
Oh, he saw the rope and the strawberry!
Will he be able to do it?
There it is!
He climbs up the rope!
Now, and...
He climbs up and gets it!
Wow!
Amore is agile!
He cleared it in seconds!
This is cool!
Now, this is Junior.
He's hanging.
He got it!
The rope's reaction!
Using this, he successfully did it!
He's old, but he looks relaxed!
Everyone's so smart!
Now, last up is Tsukushi, who has the strongest obsession with strawberries.
Earlier, he cleared it with an unexpected triangle jump.
Will he be able to use the rope well?
Where is he going?
He climbed up the wall again!
Now, Tsukushi doesn't care about any conditions!
Since he knows the absolute route to success,
unfortunately, he's disqualified!
The next event is...
He'll try adding a ball to the strawberry high jump!
Will he be able to use it well and get a strawberry?
Now, the unstable ball will go up again and again!
If it goes right under the strawberry,
it should be able to reach it with a light jump!
Oh, he's going in the right direction!
He's too absorbed in the ball!
It's going too far!
For Junior, the ball is closer to the strawberry!
Unfortunately, he's disqualified!
Wait a minute!
Now, will Amore be able to add a ball right under the strawberry and get it with a jump?
Now, he's got it!
No, no...
It's gone!
It won't reach!
As expected, it seems impossible without the ball under the strawberry!
Did Amore-sensei give up?
That gaze looks somewhat lonely!
Amore-kun...
Wait a minute!
Huh?!
The ball has fallen and is under the strawberry!
This is a miracle!
Cool!
Now, Amore-sensei!
Fly, fly!
Now is your big chance to get the strawberry!
Are you going?!
Can you do it?!
Go, go, go!
Fly as it is, as it is!
You did it!
A big jump from an unstable ball!
The ground is 2 meters and 30 centimeters!
What a high-class strawberry!
What a coincidence!
And...
Abore's record update continues!
The next event is...
Adding a bamboo horse to strawberry high jump!
It's a disaster!
Abore's record is 2 meters and 40 centimeters!
The first place is right in front of him!
Will it be a new record?!
You can do it! You can do it!
Start high! Right there!
Oh! Oh! It collapsed!
What's going on?!
Let's watch it again!
Here, Abore has changed his posture!
And... Attack!
Unfortunately, it's not a get!
Abore has no regrets! His record hasn't been updated!
It's not a high jump anymore!
Monkey's physical ability and intelligence surprised us!
Thank you for your hard work, monkey squad!
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A golf ball suddenly explodes!
Here I go!
Okay!
That's fast!
It's accelerating!
Oh, I did it!
Isn't Dr.Glandon's gunpowder ride not a normal horse ride?
I'm not a gunpowder ride horse rider. I'm strong.
I'm going to use Kamen Rider's ride.
It's Kamen Rider's ride.
One day, an unfamiliar suitcase suddenly moved.
A suspicious suitcase in a hotel room.
What is it?
What's wrong with you?
I was doing my best.
Did you use a gunpowder?
Suddenly, his girlfriend is arrested for using a gunpowder.
The crime rate is 99.96%.
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Useful before you know it.
Cleaning up after yourself.
I'm happy!
You don't even have time to sleep?
Brushing your teeth on your own.
I brush my teeth on my own, too.
It's refreshing before you know it.
The moon that didn't use the gigabyte should be sold on its own.
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A mysterious suitcase suddenly moved yesterday.
A suspicious suitcase in a hotel room where she stays.
What is it? I don't know what it is.
What is it?
A mysterious suitcase in a hotel room where she stays.
She's doing a play.
She's attacking.
It's so scary!
It's scary.
She's drinking coffee.
She's sorry.
It sucks!
She's popular!
I'm sorry.
You're sorry?
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
What are you laughing about?
When her crotch is cold.
While filming a fake battle scene, a cold liquid is applied to her pants.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
Here we go.
It was a good day.
It was a good day, but...
Try not to drop it.
It's been a long time since I've done this.
It's the 2020 Olympics.
But 50 years ago, I had the feeling of remembering 1960.
Actually, I don't like it.
I wanted to go into the hot water, but there was a guy like this next to me.
What's wrong with you?
There was a guy like this next to me.
What's wrong with you?
It's cold and cold and it hurts sometimes.
I said it's cold and cold and it hurts sometimes.
He pulled his nose hair with Brazilian wax.
She said she would have a nose exam in a fake health program.
Isn't it hot?
Isn't it painful?
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This is a prank Grand Prix.
What should I do with this?
I don't like it. I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
I really don't want to do it.
I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
It looks good on you.
What are you aiming for?
I'm an actress.
This has scarred my career.
My career.
What should I do?
You can't do that.
No, no, no!
3, 2, 1...
Ouch!
You're strong!
Este's shooting.
That's what she said.
Oh no!
It's over.
Excuse me.
What is this?
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Did you notice it?
That smell.
By the way...
Can I say something?
I don't know.
Johnny's new member, Snowman Mukai.
What did the members say when they were sacrificed?
One night, they visited a village for shooting.
What did they see?
Hey!
Oh, members!
You're caught!
Snowman's members were sacrificed in the village.
And...
Hey!
Will you be sacrificed?
Or will they be sacrificed?
What will you do, Mukai?
What will Mukai do?
It's going to be me. It's going to be me. It's going to be me.
It's going to be me.
It's going to be me. It's going to be me. It's going to be me.
It's going to be me.
And...
This is a big problem.
This countermeasure is...
What is this?
By the way, all other members except Mukai are entertainers.
It's too big!
A word when you suddenly see a big baby.
A big baby rushes from behind.
It's going to stop me.
In Kyoko's case, sometimes she thinks it's a real baby.
It's a big baby.
Believe me.
It's a mother.
The baby is crying.
Believe me. Believe me.
It's like "inai inai bar" is good.
Hamaguchi-san can't stop talking about it.
What?
There's something wrong with the pregnant woman next to her.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Then, Hamaguchi-san...
Mom!
Tell me!
That's too loud, Kyoko-chan!
Suddenly, an elementary school student...
Hey, tell me a riddle!
A riddle?
Yes!
Me?
Yes!
What is the riddle that Hamaguchi-san came up with?
Who can speak the loudest among us?
I know!
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No, no, it's weekdays at night!
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Is it okay here?
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Is this a prank?!
No, no!
It took us so long! We weren't going to win the M-1!
We were in trouble!
Splashing water from behind!
That's what they said!
At the seaside of Niseroke...
It's coming!
It's coming from behind!
It's coming!
Stop it!
Stop it, Ino-chan!
Stop it!
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Ino-chan, are you okay?
Stop it!
On top of that, from a collapsed bottle...
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Do you know what it is?
Prank Grand Prix?
I saw it last time, too.
It's a soup glass!
At first glance, it looks like just a rock.
But in fact...
It's made of delicious chocolate!
Is it a rock-like chocolate?
Or is it just a rock?
Surprise Quiz!
If you make a mistake, you'll bite a real rock!
I don't want you to make a mistake!
One word for Yoh Oizumi who challenged that battle.
I'm not good at making chocolate.
I don't like easy things like this.
It's easy to make.
As soon as I sat down, she made a bold mistake.
Is Suzuri really chocolate or just Suzuri?
Please taste it!
You can do it! It's important!
Go down.
Chew it well!
How is it?
Chew it well!
How is it?
It's Suzuri!
And this time, it's a new battle!
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The five actresses are fighting against each other!
This is Suzuri!
And Suzuri challenges Hirose Suzuri again!
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Good evening!
In front of the camera!
Four, three, two...
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
No, the standby was a little too early and I was about to sleep in the middle of it.
Thank you very much.
I prepared something sweet for you.
It's chocolate for you.
Wow! Wow!
Huh?
Oh!
I'm sorry. I told you to prepare all the chocolates, but what is that number one?
Suzuri.
Suzuri was the real Suzuri last time.
Huh? Last time is last time, isn't it?
Seven stones with nothing strange, but four chocolates in them!
If I'm wrong, the actor will bite the real stone.
This time, it looks like this fossil.
The tip is sharp.
And Suzuri, who was the real Suzuri last time, is it chocolate or stone this time?
Now, do you know which one is chocolate?
Seven chocolates.
Four chocolates.
Two chocolates.
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Is it chocolate or stone?
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First, the top batter.
Who will go?
Huh?
Yes.
What will you do, Tsumi-san?
Well, you know...
Oh!
What is it?
A pink person will go.
Is it your own wish?
Huh?
Is it your own wish?
Is it like that?
No!
It's more of a pink-faced question.
The top batter is Suzuri.
Suzuri was Suzuri.
Last time, Yuzuriho ate Suzuri for me.
Memoniman doesn't have anything like this.
That's for sure.
That's a lie.
Memoniman is also natural.
What is it like?
If it's a real stone, it's dangerous.
It's like a stone used in ancient wars.
It's not sharp, is it?
It's not sharp.
That's a little complicated.
It's delicate.
It's like a stone.
So, seven, four, two.
That's probably it.
I don't think there's a four.
It's like a stone.
That's probably a common opinion.
That's right.
Then, number four.
I understand.
Yes.
This fossil that Suzuri chose...
Is it chocolate?
Or is it just a fossil?
Could it be...
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the lawyer I, Kani-e, play is the rival of the lawyer Oda Yuji-san plays,
but I'm sure I'll do it twice.
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If I'm wrong, I'll bite the real stone!
Could it be...
Mmm!
Which one?
Stone?
It looks like a hamburger!
It looks like a stone!
I knew it!
What?
Shut up, Kawashima!
It's good. It's sweet.
Well, it's chocolate, so...
This chocolate looks like a stone.
This is called "pla-choco".
It's made of chocolate and water candy, so it has a lot of surface.
The anmonite part is also handcrafted.
And inside is sweet raw chocolate.
The best start is with the first song!
There are only three songs left.
It doesn't look like a stone at all.
It looks like it's made of art.
I see.
I didn't expect you to enjoy it so much.
Even with the make-up, you look like an anonymous person.
Next, please choose a challenge.
Even with the make-up, you look like an anonymous person.
Go, go!
It's a half-half situation now.
Half of it is chocolate and half of it is stone.
There are always three stones.
What's wrong with No. 2?
It's chocolate-like.
No. 2 is definitely chocolate.
No. 2 is attacking quite a bit.
No. 2 is going for it.
It doesn't look like chocolate at all.
It's not good.
It's quite sharp.
No. 2 is getting excited.
I'm sorry to injure you, but I'll go with No. 2.
I feel like something is wrong.
Go, go!
I'll go with it.
If you're going to choose it, choose the sharp one.
The sharp one.
Go, go, go!
This is it!
Isn't it too much?
It's not good.
Kimura chose this sharp No. 2.
Is it chocolate or stone?
Chocolate!
Stone!
Could it be...
Don't eat it!
Please eat the sharp one!
Is it stone?
It's stone!
He has it! He has it!
I never thought I'd never be able to do this again.
It's amazing how easy it is to do it.
Two wins in a row for choosing two wonderful chocolates!
If you choose two more chocolates, it's perfect, but...
It's a little difficult from here, isn't it?
This is...
Wait a minute, please.
Mr. Hiroki, we won't move.
We'll do it as we like.
As we like.
You're not going to give it up, are you?
No.
All right, then.
Third challenge.
It's Tsutsumi-san.
Yes, it's Tsutsumi-san.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
It's all right. You know what it is, don't you?
Yes.
Right?
That's right.
Wait a minute!
So you're going to make me eat rocks?
No, I'm not.
But I might be number one.
What? Number one?
You can be number one.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can I say something I'm curious about?
Of course.
Number one is Suzuri?
It looks like it's been sucked in.
That's right.
It looks like it's been sucked in.
That's right.
It looks like it's been sucked in.
And it's not new.
It's used.
I'll choose it seriously and I think it's number three.
Oh, this one.
I see.
Number three is chocolate.
It's like they're deliberately scratching it.
Oh, I see.
It's like they're deliberately scratching it.
And the color, too.
This is chocolate.
Then let's have Su-chan decide.
Number three is...
Is it chocolate?
Then it's number three.
Because of the color and the scratches,
Hirose chose number three.
Is it chocolate?
Or is it stone?
It's stone.
I'm sorry.
What's that?
It's stone.
Su-chan chose it.
Oh, it's stone.
It's stone.
When I look closely, it suddenly looks amazing, but it's amazing, it's already a stone.
Which one is it?
[Laughter and applause]
I don't know yet.
If it's chocolate, it's very hard.
You don't know yet, do you?
It's very hard.
Is it very popular?
I don't know yet.
Would you like to try it?
Yes.
Nagetaro?
The answer is stone.
There are two chocolates left out of the four.
Do you know which one is chocolate?
It's seven.
Seven is about five.
Five and seven.
Five?
Five and seven are chocolate.
Seven?
Seven is this.
Seven is...
Seven looks like it's floating rather than sticking to it.
Is it floating?
Yes, it is.
It's floating.
Right?
It's floating from this side.
Yes, it is.
First of all...
Is it number five?
Five!
Ozawa chose number five with confidence.
Is it a chocolate can or just a stone?
Is it...
It looks like it's floating.
Is it a stone?
It looks like it's floating.
It looks like a stone.
Now...
Go!
You can do it!
Chocolate!
I don't know!
What is it?
It's amazing!
It's like a rock!
It's amazing!
Out of the remaining three, only one is chocolate!
Are you going to go for it?
No, I'm not!
Then, you want to go for first or second place?
First!
I want to go for first place!
That's right!
Then...
Let's go for first place!
First place is good!
I'll go for first place!
It's good, isn't it?
First!
Yes!
It's becoming a mess!
The only chocolate left!
Is it this Suzuri?
Is it chocolate?
Or is it Suzuri again?
Like this!
It's Suzuri after all!
I want to eat it!
I don't want to eat it!
Will the confirmed actress eat Suzuri?
Please be Suzuri!
Chocolate, chocolate!
Suzuri!
Do your best!
Eat it, Suzuri!
Then...
Please!
It's Suzuri!
Thank you so much, Suzuri!
She bit me the most.
She bit me even when I was eating chocolate.
A national actress eats Suzuri.
It's a precious video.
However, after that, she ate the rest of the chocolate and got a 30-second notice.
I tried dying once, but I will regret it all over the country on March 20th.
This movie is about a high-speed train that goes around a drug that kills you if you touch it.
President of a pharmaceutical company, Hakaru, who plays Suzuri, actually drinks the drug.
However, due to the conspiracy of a foreign advisor, Hakaru seems to be really buried.
It's a heartwarming comedy where Hakaru's daughter, Nanase, who plays Suzuri, eats the drug.
In five minutes, a surprising cast member will appear.
Please look forward to it!
It's over!
I think Mr. Shimada should take over for a while.
From now on, Dousan Consulting's environmental station will send you.
This morning, my personal grand prix...
Fuma-kun...
Oh, I see.
I can't forgive you!
Can you say that again? I can't forgive you!
We are Fuma! Zombies from above in the shower!
You can rarely see Johnny's shower scene, so please enjoy it as many times as you like!
His body is so cool!
I can see it!
But, it's about time...
From the ceiling...
To the zombies!
I'm so happy!
In addition, while taking a shower, he was putting a cooling liquid on Kuma's pants.
It's so cool.
The back of my head is so tight and it's tingling.
Is it a prank?
It's a prank.
Really?
You're good.
It hurts so much!
You should wipe it.
Look back and wipe it.
You should really wipe it.
I'm sorry.
Are you kidding me?
I won't do it again.
Wow!
No!
Wait a minute!
It's itchy!
I won't forgive you!
In addition, while taking a shower, he was putting a cooling liquid on Kuma's pants.
In addition, a Korean superstar appeared as a prankster.
Good morning.
I'm more nervous than I was on the debut stage.
Who is it?
It's me.
He is...
J.Jun!
You did it for me!
J.Jun didn't wake up the sleeping target and turned him over.
J.Jun has a technique he wants to do no matter what.
Who is it?
He is relaxing.
Who is it?
The technique is "matchaki".
Say "table cross".
It is...
like this.
I can't do it.
Can J.Jun succeed in "matchaki" ?
Go, J.Jun!
I'll practice.
And at that moment...
Reality...
I'm really dead.
I'm dead.
And...
A real marriage prank!
A marriage prank by Exit!
What if, during your partner's interview...
I think we're both crazy.
What if you're made a fool of?
And what if your partner says...
You're not like that!
What if you cover for her?
I don't like this at all!
So far...
Exit!
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A treasure from Akazu's safe!
Coming up!
Should we sell our car?
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Cheers!
Delicious, grateful, Ebisu