AISubs v3.4
I'll be waiting for you in Hokkaido!
Nice one!
Johnny's Kikuchi Fuma...
Full blast!
Fuma, you're amazing!
Fuma!
I was Johnny's.
And...
He's about to debut!
Small Man!
It's a legend.
It's supposed to be a scary prank...
But it's touching!
First...
An English-style meat surprise for Manko!
Wait! Wait!
We've done super-delicious high-class meat surprises before...
Wait!
This time...
It's a meat surprise that surpasses English-ranked meat!
And that is...
Meat Festival!
A meat festival where world-class meat dishes meet once in a lifetime!
In the middle of the meat stalls that have been selected for the meat festival...
They set up a 25-meter course...
And race to the finish line!
Ten meters from the start...
If you cross the gate...
You'll see six super-delicious meat dishes!
First...
Arabic Pork Sausage...
Juicy Pork Shumai...
And...
Kumamoto Prefecture's Barbecue Hamburg...
Hida Beef Roast Beef...
Matsusaka Cow's Sirloin Steak...
And...
Lastly...
Manko's favorite...
Bone-in spare ribs!
Will Manko and her friends be able to finish without losing to the temptation of meat?!
Now, for today's first race, it's the players' entrance!
St. Bernard's Amane-chan is entering!
She is also known as a life-saving sword and is a very smart swordsman!
I'm sure they'll respond to my voice.
I want to finish in the class.
Now, the lead has been removed!
Wait!
Sit!
Wait!
For the sake of the race, there are no more customers!
It's finally time for the start!
Ready...
Start!
Let's go!
This way, this way!
Now, they've started smoothly!
They're running a straight course!
Oh, they're interested! They're interested!
In front of the roast beef shop!
Amane, don't eat the roast beef! This way!
They immediately get the roast beef!
And...
Ah, they're getting on the table!
You can't do that!
Amane, this way!
Her master is desperately calling her!
Oh! She responded to her master's call!
They're getting closer to the goal, but...
Amane, don't eat the spare ribs!
They get the spare ribs with bones!
But they can't reach it!
No, they put it down on a plate!
As expected of the smart St. Bernard!
She puts it down on a plate and gets the spare ribs!
Hey!
You're eating it all!
Oh, she's eating it all!
It looks like it's going to take some time!
Time is passing by!
Has she finally finished eating?
Come here!
She looks like she's in a good mood!
Come here!
The goal is here!
Goal! Goal!
And now, finally, the goal!
Amane's record is 1 minute and 11 seconds!
I'm sorry!
Now, let's welcome our next player!
Moko-chan of Yorkshire Terrier!
She's a self-proclaimed actress, and it's a pleasure to meet you!
You can talk to me with your eyes, and I can probably communicate with you.
I can tell you're not good at it, so I think you'll be fine.
I'm fine!
She says she's good at it, but will she show us how it's done?
In front of the stall, there's a mini-stall for small dogs.
Start!
Now, she's started!
She's chasing her master!
She goes through the gate and enters the meat zone, but she doesn't even look!
Come! Hurry up!
She's heading straight for her master!
She seems to have a good record!
Oops!
She says she's not good at it, but it doesn't work!
She gets roast beef!
Here! Here! Roast beef!
Not roast beef! Here! Here!
Now, she's back on the course!
Will she make it?
Now, Halloween steak!
Not good! Not good! Not good!
Oops! It didn't work!
No, it didn't work!
Now, she gets salami!
Here! Here! It's a match! Take it! Take it! Here! Here!
However, the goal is right in front of you!
This is the mysterious action of the master who lures her in!
Now, is she going to make it?! Is it finally going to be a goal?!
Ah, but she's going in a different direction!
Moko-chan, that's a spare rib! That's a spare rib!
She doesn't listen at all! It's like a dog biting its own hand!
Moko-chan, come here!
Ah, when she finishes eating...
She goes back to the servant! She doesn't listen to the owner at all and eats it up!
Moko-chan!
And now, it's time to say goodbye!
Next up is...
It's Daifuku!
Oops! This dog is...
Daifuku of Wanwan Dai Circus!
Previously, during a show, he was surprised by an English-ranked meat!
Even while performing, he couldn't resist and ate it up!
Daifuku's revenge!
For this time, he's polished up a certain circus game!
But what is it?!
Please show us how you walk in trust between me and Daifuku!
I'm confident!
You might think it's just meat, but what is it like to walk like that?!
O-over there!
Oops, now...
Daifuku is clinging to the owner's feet!
Will he be able to continue like this?!
That's right, Daifuku!
That's right! Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me!
Surprisingly, he's walking while clinging to his feet!
Although it's half-speed, he's missing the lead, so will he barely make it?!
Now, for the first item, pork sausage!
He doesn't even look at it!
For the second item, pork shumai!
Will it pass?!
For now, it's going well!
Next up is horse meat hamburger, but...
Oops!
He just ate it!
Defec! Come on! Defec!
Defec! Come here!
Is Defec's enthusiasm for meat increased?
He is going berserk!
Come on! Defec! Come on! Defec! Defec!
He doesn't listen at all!
He's sniffing around for meat smell!
Defec! Come here!
Oops!
He found it! Baked sirloin steak!
There is nothing there anymore, but...
It flew!
He did it
He got it on the table
It's a great habit
It's dangerous on the table
Come on Daifuku
Can he get off?
Boss put him down
Race resumed
Get off here
He finally got on his feet
A little more
A little more to the goal
And now
Goal
Daifuku can't stand it
The record is 1 minute and 17 seconds
Next
I do dog dance
I won the championship last year
A winning dog dance duo is here
They have good communication with their boss
It's like a strategy to make good use of their dog dance
Let's do our best
Chappy, the winner, what will you show us?
Ready
Boss opened his legs
Chappy, stand up
Stand up
Chappy is getting through his boss's legs
Well done
Stand up
They are entering the dog zone
Stand up
As soon as he entered the meat zone, Chappy opened his eyes and was confused.
He gave up dancing and ate a whole pork shumai.
Chappy doesn't pass at all and goes to the roast beef next door.
Will she be able to go back to dancing?
Chappy just crossed her legs, but...
She goes straight to pork sausage and dog massage!
Don't eat it!
Hey, you're eating too much!
Chappy, who usually eats little, is eating a lot!
What's wrong?
Chappy!
I was so full that I went out!
Chappy's time is up!
And then...
Dai-chan, no! Dai-chan, no! Dai-chan, no! Dai!
Dai-chan!
You! You!
Don't eat it!
Riku, you can't eat meat!
Riku!
Why are you eating it?
Riku, you can't get any roast beef!
Ready...
Start!
Come on!
Hurry up!
What are you doing?
Chappy, who can't goal because of meat's temptation, goes straight to...
And then...
A serious battle for the owners' pride begins!
The dog and its owner...
Wait for me!
In the previous episode of "English Meat Surprise"...
Don't eat it!
While drooling,
Labrador Retriever continues to protect its owner's feet!
It's finally starting!
The course already smells of meat!
It's already drooling!
Is it because it can't wait for meat? It's drooling!
Will it be able to run straight?
Here we go!
Oh, it's fast!
The meat didn't eat anything and went straight to the goal!
This is fast!
This is an amazing record!
4.89 seconds!
He was worried about drooling, but the meat didn't eat anything and ran straight to the first goal!
Thank you!
After being affected by this, the serious masters are scoring high times in a row!
"Too Serious Actress" Takaminako Tanaka and Aiken Mireku!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Oh, I can't stop!
She stopped for a moment!
10.76 seconds and she scored high!
Next up is charismatic character from Harajuku, Peyton "Aiken" Ronoud.
Pey, with his full force of sprinting, he hits a time of 7.99 seconds!
I'm tired...
Even with this, he can't reach the top.
However...
What an amazing dog fight!
But...
Haran is defeated!
And...
Sexism hits hard!
Forbidden...
I'm Janice.
The talent that broke last year at the Reishari competition...
...is now participating in the showdown.
The judges are also looking down.
Tonight at 9pm...
A truly recommended tab is...
What, what?
It's cheaper than average prices!
That's it!
Oh, that's good, that's good!
Show me, show me!
Ah, this is it!
That's good!
Isn't it?
Let's find a room from corpse life!
Rifle Homes~
Ta!
OS-1 is made to deliver quickly what is needed for a dehydrated body.
OS-1 is fast!
When dehydrated, food for depiction! OS-1
Fiesto! Final Sale!
Good snowboard goods up to 70% off!
Furthermore, gift-gathering presents will be implemented!
From January 11th, at Prism Hall!
All products 5% discount!
Ariel of selection science
Haah, it's cold and it doesn't look like it'll dry.
Is it just the room?
I've gotten used to the smell.
It stinks!
It really stinks!
I can't escape this stench for a moment!
I can't give up!
Eh?
A new method just for the room!
Green Aliel!
It penetrates deep into your genitals!
Cleanse and absorb!
Reset even the smell of towels!
It doesn't smell!
Just for the room, green Aliel!
Want to rest a little more?
There's still quite a distance!
It's okay.
Let's go.
Autonomous Insurance.
With AXA, you can run.
Hey, haven't you two been out and about lately?
The main point is...
The distance is a little...
Let's go! I'll drive!
It brings back memories...
That's right.
With the power of running, AXA Direct.
The net discount is up to 20,000 yen.
Now, we have a combination of an elementary school student's husband and a large dog.
The last one to run is Meirin of Y-Mariner.
This dog breed has excellent athletic ability that only noble class can keep.
We can expect a lot from it.
I like my dog and I think it will work.
I hate you.
Here is the current ranking.
Can Meirin break the first place's record of 4.89 seconds?
Ready...
Go!
She just started.
She is at a good pace.
Can she break the record?
Oops, she didn't make a goal and turned around.
Yay!
She didn't make a goal and turned around.
She is running in reverse.
Ready... Go!
Meirin, go!
She just got a sausage.
Meirin, go!
Meirin is running wild and Yuan is desperately calling out to her.
Meirin...
Meirin's momentum is unstoppable.
She even ate a bbq hamburger.
Meirin, go!
Come!
Meirin!
She also got a spare rib.
Meirin, go!
She also got a sirloin steak.
Go!
Meirin!
She ate roast beef.
Meirin, go!
She is running around like a happy dog.
She only has one shumai left.
Meirin!
She has finished eating.
Ready? Go!
Now there is no temptation. Will Meirin be able to goal?
Meirin! Go!
Oops! She reversed and ran away!
And now, time is up!
I said it clearly. Don't ask me anymore.
Rohan!
Goal!
I scored a goal, but I can't go back.
You ran a lot, didn't you?
I ran a lot and got tired.
That's good.
Rohan did his best.
Here is the final result!
"Meat Festival" 25m total time was 4.89 seconds, and Bonito won!
And, last year's New Year's Day...
The prize money announced for this year's end of the year is...
The total prize money is...
100 million yen!
If you win 100 million yen, what will happen to you?
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
It's been a while! It's been a while!
It's been a while! What's up?
Ten! Mi! En! En!
Year-end prize money 100 million yen!
If you win, you'll be surprised!
But if you lose, you'll be surprised!
In other words...
It's a fake lottery show, so...
If you win the year-end prize money on your own...
It's the first 100 million yen winning documentary in the television market!
But if you lose...
100 million yen won!
I'll set up a prank like that!
What is the dream of 100 million yen aiming for in a fake show?
I'll buy it with my own money!
Kanazawa's rampaging horse, former TV Kanazawa, Baba Momanko!
Ocean View!
Plus or minus Iwahashi!
It's Kuro-chan! Momanco! Wassai! O-matsuri ni Muru!
Will it really be a festival? Kuro-chan!
The recording of the fake lottery show started a month before the lottery was announced!
To make the three people believe in the fake show...
Along with the real lottery advisor...
They challenged various lottery for a month!
Until the announcement of 100 million yen...
On the 48th!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
Wait a minute! Not even one? Not even one?
Not even one? Not even one?
Not even one?
What's going to happen?
It's no good!
What's going on? Say it again!
It's here! The first row!
Row 2? What? Row 2?
Bingo!
Row 1!
Ten days until the prize money is announced!
It's finally time to buy the year-end jumbo lottery!
80 tickets, please!
Jumbo!
I bought it! Look! Isn't it pretty thick? Isn't it thick?
Iwahashi is self-sufficient and has 80 tickets. Baba is competing with 100 tickets.
And this man's self-sufficiency is...
One million yen!
Is this for real?
One million yen, please!
One million yen for the year-end jumbo lottery, right?
Of course!
The year-end jumbo lottery is worth one billion yen!
Will they be surprised when they win?
Or will they be surprised when they lose?
The day of fate has come!
The year-end jumbo lottery announcement!
If the staff checks their results in advance...
It's mixed up.
So...
Let's see the results of the prank where they won one billion yen!
First of all...
Thank you!
What will happen to them if they win one billion yen?
Let's see their dream.
Here we go!
Like this?
Start!
Of course, this is a fake video created for the show.
Amazing!
Let's check it out!
Seventy...
Seven pairs of...
There it is!
Seven pairs of...
Wait a minute!
Seventy-seven pairs?
This, this, this! Seventy-seven pairs!
Wow!
Furthermore...
Five people are scared of the Surprise Grand Prix!
With one million yen in stake...
Escape from the Surprise Grand Prix Hospital!
Let's have fun!
Tonight's Fuji TV is...this!
"A Story Not Told At Nine O'Clock"!
It's now available for special discounts!
I'm sorry!
It's bad news!
Don't miss it!
"Sanma's Comedy Factory Committee" airs at 11:10!
"Demon Lawyer Rikoshiba Reiji" airs at 11:40!
And Monday is...
"Drama", "Absolute Raid", and "Preliminary Crime Intrusion Investigation"!
Excuse me!
Oh, you're here!
Make yourself at home!
Yes! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
I've always wanted to come!
Space-time Insurance Investigation Department!
They have a time machine, don't they?!
They do, but I think it's different from what you're imagining.
But I'm looking forward to it!
You've changed, haven't you?
Here, you can learn about the past, present, and future...
and learn about damage insurance and human relations...
What's that?!
I thought I'd deepen my understanding of various eras!
What?!
Protecting you, creating tomorrow...
Chairman Mitsui Sumitomo!
How is it?!
Wonderful!
- Ms. Nakata! - Yes, yes!
How is it?! The super small electric car!
Wow!
Here, in Hida Takayama, the introduction of the area's convenient traffic infrastructure has begun!
See!
But, IDEMITSU Showa Shell is a gasoline company, isn't it?!
Why a small electric car?!
"Change the environment, but first change ourselves!" That's what I thought!
- Here you go! - Thank you!
Then let's do this!
- Let's go! - To the future of mobility!
Before that, Takayama Ramen!
IDEMITSU Showa Shell!
ROUND ONE!
Let's go!
SEGWAY DRIFT!
AIRPOLIN!
3on3!
Lots of fun!
Let's go together!
ROUND ONE!
Sorry, I'm late!
ROUND ONE...
CHEERS!
HIGHBALL!
SOUR!
WINE!
BEER!
No matter how many, a drink is 100 yen!
BOWLING! KARAOKE!
CHEERS!
ROUND ONE!
ICE CREAM IS 100 YEN TOO!
70...
If you win a lottery and win 100 million yen...
It's like...
Wait a minute!
77 pairs?!
Look! 77 pairs!
Wow!
Huh?
It's 29, right?
Look!
Look, look, look!
Wow!
So it's 4 digits left? 4 digits left?
4 digits left.
But the last number is from 0 to 9.
Yes.
So it's definitely in this bundle, right?
Oh, you're right! You're right!
Well, well, well...
I want to lie!
Even if you've come this far, I think you're right...
190,000!
I'm going to stop the video!
Wow!
5,000!
5,000?!
It's in! It's in!
- Reach! - Reach!
- I have more than 15% chance of getting a 10 right now. - I knew it.
If I get a 7, I'll get a million for sure.
5,000!
Fly!
Yeah!
77!
Is this the last one?!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
195!
- Check it one more time. - I'll check it.
Wait a minute.
1977 group...
19...
5...
0...
- 700,000... - 700,000...
This is 700,000,000 yen.
Huh? Really?
Oh, no!
But I think I can eat it all in one go.
It was so long!
I knew I wasn't going to win the M-1 championship.
It was here.
They told me I was going to retire.
This shape!
Then Iwahashi took out his smartphone...
I don't have money for wedding rings and engagement rings.
I only bought one.
I only bought engagement rings.
I'm going to buy wedding rings.
Yes, yes!
- Hello? - Yes, yes.
You know...
You wore wedding rings and engagement rings together, didn't you?
Keep going and give it up!
Oh!
I'll buy it for you.
What? Finally!
I'll give you up to one million yen.
Oh!
He didn't buy me a ring.
What? Why?
Because you got it right, stupid whale!
Dad!
Yeah, see you!
Keep up the good work!
Yeah, I don't think I have to work hard anymore!
They want Iwahashi to work even harder.
The winner will need an autograph on their contract.
It's like they're waking up from a dream.
Yes.
Thank you.
Hey!
Prank Grand Prix!
You are so weak!
It's a prank Grand Prix.
I know!
Don't do it for a month!
I didn't doubt it at all this time.
How did you make that video?
You can't make that kind of video by lying.
The woman was also seriously injured.
Was it an exorcism?
For this?
Thank you, 100 people!
For me!
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
Are you okay, ma'am?
It's a rainbow disaster!
Next is Momoko Anna, who bought 100 tickets with her own money.
At the end of 2019 when tickets became free, she had a dream.
180!
1 million yen!
She got 182 million yen!
Wow!
190 million yen!
Wow!
It's amazing, isn't it?
30 million yen!
Wow!
Isn't it quite a lot?
My hands are shaking a little.
Are you serious?
200 million yen!
Wow!
Wait a minute!
What should I do?
It's 200 million yen!
Wait a minute!
To be honest, I didn't think this would happen!
You didn't think this would happen, did you?
My hands are shaking.
I can't stop shaking.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm going to close my eyes.
200 million yen!
Fly.
Wait a minute!
What are you going to do?
Wait a minute! What's going on?
Wait!
Let's see it again! Let's see it again!
One, nine, three, two...
It's right!
What's going on?
Wait a minute!
Sugimoto-san! Sugimoto-san!
Are you serious?
I'm serious!
Then, Babaana...
I'm sorry for not being able to put my words together.
I think that my only wish is to have a dream.
So, no matter how low the possibility is, even if it's 0.0001%,
even if you have hope, even if it's a dream in the future,
even if it's the end of the year,
if you have hope and work hard in your work and school life,
I'm sure good things will happen.
So, if you have a dream, please don't give up and work on it.
Now that she has explained the importance of not giving up,
she will wake up from her dream.
Asagi, you can go home now.
What is this?
Wait a minute!
Hey, wait a minute!
You're kidding me, right?
What?
Wait a minute!
No, seriously, wait a minute!
I can't laugh!
I can't laugh at all!
(Crying)
That's what I said just now.
I'm embarrassed! I can't! I can't! I can't!
No! Don't show me what you said to the camera!
I don't want it!
Next, Kuro-chan bought 3,333 tickets for her New Year's money!
Wait! Is this for real?!
Wait! No! No!
No way! Is it for real?!
Or is it a prank?!
We'll find out in the next "Prank Grand Prix"!
Next...
A lot of gamers have been thinking about this "Beyonday" prank!
First...
"Beyonday" from Cranbe to Devi on fire!
Cranbe is a dish cooked with alcohol and fire.
It's also a popular dessert performance in restaurants.
This time, the target is watching this.
In front of you, Ms. Devi is burning with you!
It's a prank!
Cranbe to Devi on fire for 56 seconds!
While eating dessert, Cranbe talks with Ms. Devi on a show.
We asked her about this show.
It's a Japanese opera song "Mori Kumiko".
"Mori Kumiko" is her second prank in her life.
Oh, there she is.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
It's been a while.
"Flame Hunter" Ms. Debbie is in the studio.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Excuse me.
The fake prank starts now.
Let me finish it up for you.
Thank you.
I'm putting orange scent on it.
Oh, it's getting dark.
I hope you can see it well.
Do you often eat this?
It's a dessert.
Then...
I see.
It's hard...
I see.
It's hard...
I see.
It's hard...
Wait, wait!
I'm going to break it!
Hey!
Please pay for me!
I don't have enough money!
Hey, over there!
What?
I'm sorry for surprising you.
What?
No!
What is this?
No!
You're kidding me!
It's sudden.
Do you have a heater in your head?
I was surprised.
I've never been so excited.
You're terrible.
It's not my heart.
What?
It's not my heart.
I've never felt like this.
I'm sorry for surprising you.
You're kidding me!
Two questions in one second!
Suddenly, a wall approaches the target.
He is forced to participate in the quiz.
It's a prank!
It's been a while!
Nine seconds!
The target is Momoko Baba,
who came from Kanazawa by Shinkansen
only for this.
What?
Quiz!
General Abarenbo?
A. Yoshimune Tokugawa.
B. Tsunayoshi Tokugawa.
It's not true!
What is this?
What should I do?
Give me the code!
Tokugawa...
Oh my god!
Please help me!
This is great!
Prank? Again?
I'm sorry!
You're saying it in a dirty way!
Isn't it either or?
You're saying it in a dirty way!
Is it the end of the year?
Is it the beginning of the year?
It's the beginning of the year.
Well, it doesn't matter anyway!
Next up is...
A sexy zone that has been used for stealing and shooting...
Kikuchi Uematsu!
Oh my god!
Are you okay?
Oh my god!
The problem is...
Oh my god!
Which country has the longest railroad in the world?
Oh my god!
A. America
B. China
C. Europe
D. Asia
Wow!
Which one is dirty?!
Let me go first!
Which one is dirty?!
Go for it!
Why?!
Oh my god!
Go for it!
A. America
Hey you!
Your desk is too dirty!
Please allow me to say this...
My desk is not dirty!
I am too beautiful.
♪ Boo, Boo, Live thick ♪
Hot cheese, hot dabuchi and hot teriyaki.
♪ Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo ♪
Is that cream pie that delicious?
Sorry.
Once you eat it, you will be satisfied.
Hey, Kei, senpai!
Until the burning mac.
Until the mac.
♪ Be My Baby ♪
Everytime I use it, my hair doesn't hurt anymore.
Shin Ichikami.
To life!
Excuse me.
Who is it?
It's going to be a fire tonight.
I just told you not to be careful of fires.
Specific instructions have been issued.
Specifically...
There are times when you don't know what to do.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
You have no choice but to be a fireman.
I became one. Specific instructions.
And G.K. Smile's insurance.
What is that?
G.K. Smile's insurance not only protects you from fires, but also typhoons and floods.
Protect you, create tomorrow.
Mitsui Sumitomo Stadium.
My daughter is in danger!
Can you keep that secret until you die?
That resolution.
Tell me all of your secrets!
"Secret of the Gun", January 14th starts now.
Junk Sports Spring 3-hour Special Sunday Miracle!
Similar formations in seconds!
Suddenly, a wall approaches the target and he is forced not to participate in the quiz!
That target is...
Mondstadt!
We're done for!
Mondstadt is the longest railroad in the world.
We're done for...
A. America.
I'm fighting right now!
B. China.
As a sex officer...
Will you do it? Will you do it?
Go for it!
- This is it! - This is it!
We had a heated discussion yesterday.
We were told that we were going to play "sansa" and "shikakeru" and "shikakeru" and "dada" and...
- We were told that we were going to play "shikakeru" and "shikakeru" and "dada" and...
- That's all for today. - That's crazy!
- It's over. - Really?!
Did you come all the way here?
- Across the bridge and to this huge place? - That's great.
- For this reason? - Yes, yes.
- You got a promotion. - Yes.
This is a prank.
So cool!
- So cool! - So cool!
Next, while the target is taking a shower...
A ghost suddenly appears from the ceiling!
12 seconds from ceiling to ghost!
The target is "nanana" person, Joyman Tatandi.
I'm scared of "nanana" people!
Being told that they're going to do a scalp check...
They're washing their heads every year...
- I think it's really scary! - It's scary in real life!
- Maybe "kyutaro" doesn't know about it. - I know, I know!
We only want "k" from "kyutaro"!
Only 20 centimeters from "kyutaro"!
But...
The sound of the shower is cut off...
And "takagi" doesn't notice "kyutaro" at all!
- There's no mirror, either. - But it's coming from somewhere.
- It's coming from somewhere! - It's coming from somewhere!
They're washing their heads every year!
- It's important! - It's cute!
- They use it for work. - It's really important.
- Up, up! - It's "meiria"!
At that moment...
- It's scary! - It's scary!
It's scary!
Wow!
- Wow! - Wow!
What a reaction!
I know, right?
Wow...
My eyes are watering.
The next target is...
It's cold.
Who is it?
The one who tried to drop the drone earlier...
The sexy zone...
Kikuchi-style...
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Next, the target is taking a shower and suddenly a ghost comes out of the ceiling.
The target is...
Who is it?
The sexy zone, Kikuchi Fuma, who came to drop the mud he had just attached.
By the way, the camera has a perfect sexy shift so that Fuma's sexy zone, who is an idol, is not reflected.
In the first place, I don't know why permission to shoot was granted, but you rarely see Johnny's serious shower scene, so please enjoy it for a while.
By the way, this time it's not Kiyotaro, but the show's specialty, red zombie, who will set it up.
I won't forgive you!
Excuse me, I'd like to confirm something.
Kiku-san, you're Johnny's, right?
Ah, I'd like to confirm something, too.
Yes?
I'm Johnny's.
Wow, that's new, Fumako.
Fumako, you're amazing!
I've never seen Johnny's like this, of course, and I've never seen myself like this, either.
Can I stop doing this?
Wow, Fumako, you're amazing!
I hate you!
But...
This is a prank.
That's cool!
That's cool like a lie!
That's crazy!
Okay!
I'm so happy about this!
I can't believe you said okay like that!
Wow!
I was so scared!
There's a camera behind you!
And then...
What's going on?
Are you serious?
I thought it was over.
Kiku...
I'm sorry!
How many times do you have to do it?
I can't believe it!
Thank you, Fumar.
Stop it!
Fumar, you're so mean!
It was terrible!
Fumar, you know what you're saying, right?
I know! I know!
I want to see it again!
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When I came here, I was scared of the shower!
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That's all?
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I don't care.
Excuse me!
Shit!
What's that?
It's a prank lamp.
Shit!
I asked you to get me some melon.
When I looked at you, I thought you were making fun of me.
You were making fun of me for drinking fresh melon.
But melon came to me, so I thought you were making fun of me.
Next, we will see how Jason gets off the escalator.
Excuse me!
Can you get me some melon?
You can't do that.
I will do it gently.
It's a surprise.
What's up?
You are good!
You did it!
You said "what's up?"
I thought you were making fun of me for drinking fresh melon.
You are right.
You were screaming from a distance.
It's a prank lamp.
Prank lamp?
I love my daughter.
She always asked me, "Daddy, when can we hang it up?"
Is it this year? I'm happy.
I'm glad.
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In a British combat report, the target puts super- cool liquid on his pants in New York.
Without knowing it, the target puts it on.
It's a prank that gives you the strongest sense of hygiene out of season.
By the way, "suesue liquid" is a perfectly balanced mixture of menthol crystal and firewater.
If you apply this...
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He came to the battlefield in downtown New York for a fake show.
Here he is!
Oh, you're doing it!
Hahaha!
All right, MP!
Wow!
Immediately after that...
I knew it!
The battlefield shooting began.
In the meantime...
Wow!
The program staff sneaked into the battlefield.
And...
Like craftsmen, they apply "suesue" liquid to Iwahoshi's pants.
Hahaha!
Stop it!
That's right.
The battlefield shooting lasted only 30 seconds.
That's fast!
Everything is ready.
He's used to it.
Yes, I am.
There is a door.
He doesn't show his underwear and Iwahoshi takes his pants.
And then...
He goes in.
Wow!
By the way, "suesue" liquid...
It gets stuck in my pants and I don't feel uncomfortable when I take it off.
Then, something happens on the bridge of the rock.
Wow! It's a good rock!
Your face...
It's overflowing with emotions, but it's the best.
It's my favorite rock.
Oh, really?
It's like the good thing about downtown.
Well, Ikebukuro is not that far away.
Thank you.
How was it?
Well, it was...
It was...
It was a good bath.
Well...
Your face is blue.
Do you want me to do it?
Are you nervous?
It's spinning.
The sound is small.
I don't feel like doing it.
It's okay. It's not bad at all.
It's terrible.
It's completely different.
It's a good rock!
You know...
He's so excited that he's never seen anything like it before.
It's deep.
It's like...
What's wrong?
I can't do it!
What's wrong?
It's so "suesue"!
I don't know.
What's this?
Get out of here!
It's a new one.
What are you doing?
What's this?
Wash it! Wash it! Wash it!
What's wrong?
I can't say "suesue" anymore!
What's wrong?
I can't say "suesue" anymore!
What's wrong?
It's my first experience!
You should blow on it.
Can I? Can I?
Do it here.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
That looks like paper.
What do you mean paper?
The next target is...
Thank you for your hard work.
Today is the third episode of "We Asked Fuma".
Yes, in fact...
During the shower prank earlier...
Fuma was secretly putting Su Su in Fuma's pants.
The craftsman was here!
Huh?!
We don't know much about it, so let's talk about our impressions.
Maybe now, Su Su is directly attacking Fuma's sexy zone.
What will happen?
The second way of doing it is a little dirty.
Dirty.
Do you think it's okay in terms of comprehension?
The way she is now.
Yes.
The way she was born.
She was a baby.
A baby!
I have no idea how she could do that.
At first glance...
She seems to be doing well.
I thought she had a very pure and pure heart.
Sometimes she can't show her facial expressions.
I want to kiss her.
Just to confirm...
Isn't the body soap a prank?
Body soap?
It's very pure and pure.
The back of her head is very tight.
It's very tight.
Is this a prank?
That's a prank.
Seriously?!
You're lying!
You're good!
That really hurt!
I can't forgive you!
This really hurts!
Use pliers!
I can't do it. Can you wipe it for me?
Can you turn around and wipe it for me?
Can you really wipe it for me?
I'm sorry! I can't do it.
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't forgive you!
My voice cracked.
Kiku-san, this is a prank.
You're cool.
You came all the way here.
You did a good job.
Even after I came back, I still have a little bit of my voice.
And my mud is still cold.
I see.
But since that day, my dick has gotten smaller.
Don't say that.
What are you doing?
You made it so funny in the 4th place.
You made it so funny in the studio.
I don't know about that.
But...
My dick has gotten smaller...
That's a big compensation.
I will never forgive you!
That's all I can say!
I know you're going to say "Stop it!", but...
Can you stop it?
There are a lot of weird words coming out of my mouth.
What are you going to do in the future?
Are you going to do a lot of pranks?
No, I'm going to do anything.
I want to do anything.
When I see something like this, I get jealous.
I feel like I'm losing.
I can't forgive you!
Boomer!
I think it was the sexiest zone I've ever been in.
I want to make a calendar for 2020 with Boomer's funny prank digest.
The man who came up with the next prank is...
You scared me.
This man has done a lot of scary pranks.
Snowman is already popular.
If he becomes popular, he will be pranked.
Yes, today's target is...
Janice, who can't make a debut this month.
Snowman!
Last time, Mukai...
Mukai has a good reaction, even though he is a prankster.
I can't miss him.
I'm scared.
Last time, he pranked Snowman with a scary urban legend.
If you don't have a car, I'll buy one and drive you home.
I'm scared.
Mukai is supposed to know what's going on, but...
Mukai is scared of such a member.
And the next scary prank is...
I want to go to a village and sacrifice young people.
I don't like it.
In this village...
There is a ritual to sacrifice young men once every five years.
That's today.
It's a big deal.
The director probably wanted to do a drama.
Wow, it's a big deal.
Your comrades have been taken away by the villagers.
Wow!
Disappeared.
Scared.
Caught alive.
When it comes to "sacrifice", it's a human way of looking at whether you're going or putting out another one.
What is "sacrifice"?
Will you be a substitute?
Or will they be sacrificed?
What will happen?
You decide which one!
What is this?!
The horn won't come off.
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What is this?
This time, there are no members other than Snow Man and Mukai.
To be honest, we don't have a choice but to vote.
If we are scared, Mukai will be scared too.
I think he will believe us.
He will definitely believe us.
Driving a car from Tokyo for a few hours. X Village.
IKINIEMURA exists there.
That's the setting.
The fake program starts now.
In Snow Man's country, Kizunotomi!
We didn't know this was a prank.
Mukai gets excited.
There are some rules.
You can't use your phone.
You can't use your phone because you want to get to know each other better.
Now you can't contact each other outside.
Isn't renkondei in the dirt?
It's in a swamp.
Mukai is supposed to be filming with the villagers.
But of course, it's all a prank.
At night, this kind villager...
turns into a scary villager.
I won't cry.
And one of them...
is a mysterious girl with a tense expression.
The members of the prank are also serious about deceiving Mukai.
They film a fake program that doesn't air anywhere for a whole day.
They film it every day.
And...
Here, the staff goes to the neighboring village.
From here on, only Snow Man will continue filming.
The prank starts!
Someone is watching from outside.
That someone is...
In the daytime...
A fake village chief.
It looks good.
Chewy!
I hope we can eat a lot of meat.
That's right.
In the daytime, a kind-looking village chief enters Snow Man's room.
Scary!
That's the prank.
The acting ability of the members is also important, but...
He's pure.
For some reason, he has a pure heart.
And he's easy to make fun of.
He's a really easygoing guy.
Our Yukio is...
Yukio...
In order to show him outside, the members casually turn on the curtains.
And...
You can see a lot of stars, can't you?
Can you see the stars now?
No, it's this light.
Can you see the stars now?
Can you see the stars?
I'll turn it off.
Then, pure Mukai is completely...
I can't see anything.
Can you show me?
I can't see it at all.
You're looking at it a lot, aren't you?
What?
Scary!
What?
Are you there?
He looks like a village chief.
No way! No way!
Scary! Scary!
No way! No way! No way!
Where? Where? Where?
Which one? Which one?
You didn't see anything, did you?
Nothing.
Not at all.
Next!
At midnight, the villagers make a mysterious update.
I hate this kind of thing.
What will happen to Mukai?
Take his top off.
Do you like big fingers or little fingers?
I heard something.
Open it. Open it.
I can't hear anything.
Big fingers?
Fire! Fire! Fire!
What is it?
The members continue their surprising performance.
Something is coming! Something is coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
What? What? What?
Where is the camera?
It's frozen.
Where is the camera?
Then, the members...
Should we do it like this from the entrance?
Let me see.
Wait, I'm really nervous.
That's right, this is how it's done.
The members follow the villagers and go outside.
But, after a while, everyone starts screaming from the outside.
From here, the members disappear one by one.
In the end, only Mukai is left.
A fake revenge that is passed on to the villagers.
Will he sacrifice the members?
Will he sacrifice himself?
His choice is approaching.
Hey, are you being asked?
You're getting close.
Are you being asked?
You're energetic in the opening.
That's true.
Mukai doesn't say a word anymore.
But, even if it's fast, it's not enough.
Was it fast? Did you want to go home?
Isn't it fast?
I want to keep it simple.
It's normal.
It's cold.
It's normal.
It's cold.
It's normal.
He's going to do it.
My legs are shaking.
My ears are itching.
He's wearing a shirt.
Wouldn't it be bad if he did it?
I don't know, but I think he'll do it.
He's wearing a shirt.
You'll be found out.
Hold it.
Don't get close.
It's dangerous to go alone, so it's better to stick together.
With this flow, they plan to take Mukai out of the house.
They can't talk without taking him out of the house.
As a result...
There he is!
After persuading Mukai, they finally go out of the house.
And...
There are only three people left.
In addition, the members disappear.
This is their plan.
The members are rehearsing their plan.
This is the worst.
We can't fail.
They're walking to somewhere.
And...
Wait, what's this?
This is also their plan.
While Mukai is distracted...
Good job!
They succeed in disappearing with their rehearsal.
What's this?
Wait, Raul, Raul, Raul...
Raul, Raul...
Raul...
In fact, this is a fake shooting in the afternoon.
Oh, did you do it?
I'm so dirty.
It's okay. Today is a dirty shooting.
I'm happy even if I'm dirty.
They made Mukai-kun rub Raul's shoes.
Raul, Raul...
Fukka-san!
This way?
What should we do? Is it this way?
Wait, this is bad. The birds are so noisy.
Is this really Raul?
It's so cold.
Fukka-san, where did you go? Seriously.
Fukka-san...
He's laughing.
I'm sorry.
That's terrible!
And the village girls are shocked.
Fukka-san was here, right?
It's Muni-san!
You should leave this village now!
You! You!
Will you be the bodyguard?
You decide which one!
Mukai-kun, what should we do?!
Oh, no...
We're going to be late!
Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
What is it? What is it?
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Damn it!
You'd better get out of this village right now!
You're good! You're good!
It was at noon.
A girl in the village had a serious look on her face.
Excuse me.
When can we go back to Tokyo?
Tokyo is...
Tomorrow!
Can we stay here?
Well...
She managed to convince Mukai.
You're really good!
Anyway, go back to Tokyo right now!
What?
Excuse me?
What should we do?
What?
Why?
In this village...
Once every five years...
There is a rite of sacrifice for young men.
What kind of rite?
Really?
Your comrades have been taken away by the villagers.
So run away now!
Where have you been taken?
Do you know where it is?
Come here.
Good!
She's good at acting and she's always with her friends.
Something is wrong.
What is it?
There seems to be a problem like this.
When I was in high school, I always ate grilled meat.
It's that woman. It's definitely that woman.
Is there a woman?
That woman and...
In the afternoon's fake location...
What is this?
It was such a bad luck.
It's weird.
It's a symbol of Toguburabiton.
Look at the way it's sharpened.
It's a problem of good luck.
It seems that pure Mukai believed in this.
What is it?
It's definitely that woman.
It's scary. It's scary for me, too.
It's that woman.
There are only two people left.
Furthermore, the members disappear.
As they head for their friends,
one of them gets caught in the middle of this gate.
Meguro was very particular about the acting of getting caught.
I really get caught.
I want you to do it until I get on my knees.
Why are you showing your passion?
He's a professional.
He's making his debut and he's a professional.
I envy you, Meguro.
At this speed,
it gets crowded at once.
It's dangerous.
Who is it?
There's one here, too!
Tanya!
There's one here, too!
Good job!
Kouji, go! Go!
Good job!
You're so cool!
Mukai returns to save his fallen daughter.
Today, he shows his manliness for the first time.
As a result...
Catch this guy!
Everyone, where are you going?
Meguro's performance ended in vain.
Mukai, where are you?
He's clapping like he just rehearsed.
And the prank goes to the climax!
Everyone but Mukai is caught.
Will Mukai's members be sacrificed?
Or will Mukai's members be replaced?
The two teams are approached!
I think we can go that way.
This way.
I think we're almost there.
Doesn't it sound familiar?
Yes, it does.
After being caught by his daughter,
Mukai saw...
An unbelievable figure of a member!
Hey!
Have you seen it before?
You admire the trick, don't you?
Yes, I do.
And...
The villagers' evil hands attack Mukai!
There you are!
Hey! Come here!
What are you doing?!
Calm down!
Mukai is...
I'm not rebellious at all!
I don't fight with anyone!
What are you doing?!
Calm down!
It's okay! It's okay!
Hello!
Let's sacrifice him, too!
Give it to me!
Damn you!
Will you be sacrificed, too?
It can't be helped.
It's an old tradition of this village.
We must protect this sacred place.
We must sacrifice ourselves...
for the stability of this village.
He's crying!
Huh?
He's crying!
Will you be sacrificed,
or will they be sacrificed?
or will they be sacrificed,
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What are you going to do?
During a fake shoot in the afternoon, Imakai was saying something like this.
Recently, I've been thinking a lot about whether or not I should join Snowman.
When I first joined, I was dragging my legs like this.
Are you injured?
Each of us has to protect Snowman.
Can you protect Snowman?
I'll protect Snowman.
Will you be sacrificed, or will they be sacrificed, you decide!
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Will you...
Sacrifice your comrades?
Or...
Will you sacrifice yourself?
What do you think?!
I'm gonna be a demon! I'm gonna be a demon! I'm gonna be a demon!
Dark…
I'm gonna be a demon! I'm gonna be a demon! I'm gonna be a demon!
Good!
Say those words one more time to that god,
saying "I'm gonna be your sacrifice!"
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna do it!
Hehe! Wow!
I'm gonna do it!
That's nice!
I know what this is!
This treasure is...
What is this?
I can't believe it.
It's so hard.
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Huh?
What is it?
Mukai-kun.
He doesn't seem to know what it is.
A message from that person who planned a prank on Mukai-kun.
Were you scared?
Did you believe it?
You are a sacrifice.
By the way, other than Mukai-kun,
everyone else is a trickster.
It's not like Snowman will make a debut.
It's like a gift from us.
It was a prank on Mukai-kun.
You did it too much.
How do you like it?
Isn't it a little unfair? It's so fashionable.
That's right.
It's completely different.
I didn't do it.
Did you know?
We filmed it around 7 in the morning.
Mukai-kun did it and Fume-kun did it.
That's right.
It's okay.
In terms of world balance.
I'm smaller than you, so it's okay.
It was a game held in a abandoned hospital.
It's not moving.
Escape from this abandoned hospital.
Isn't it amazing?
Is it real?
Can you do it?
Let's do it.
However...
If you say a surprised voice, you'll go back to the start.
What is it?
If you make a voice, you'll go back to the start.
What is it?
Escape game from abandoned hospital.
If you scream, you'll go back to the start.
First of all, choose a player to go to battle.
Is it better for the strongest person to go to battle?
I'll go first.
What is it?
Can I be in the middle of you?
Wait a minute.
It's close.
I'm scared.
This abandoned hospital is on the third floor.
If you escape from the roof to the first floor in a limited time, you win the game.
First of all, you go down to the third floor from the door of the roof.
I don't like it.
What should I do?
The color is bad.
Let's take a million yen.
Can we do it?
They aim for a million yen and go into the hospital.
However...
It's closed.
Is it really?
Wait a minute.
Stop it.
Hang in there.
It's impossible.
I'm so nervous.
I'm scared of going in.
If you go in from here, you'll make a noise.
You can't do that.
Then make a noise now.
Wait a minute.
I'm scared.
Are you doing it again?
Just one shot.
You can do it.
Just one more shot.
All right!
It took them about ten minutes to finally open the door.
Hang in there.
All right.
I see, you have to go step by step.
I'm nervous.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
What's the first one?
There are three arrows pointing in three different directions.
There are only two simple tricks for a third-floor floor.
The first one is for an old woman to bend over.
The second one is for the director to bend over.
You're doing great, Sayu!
There are two series of people bending over.
Great great great great great
It's so scary. I'm exhausted.
You can do it. You can do it.
It's okay as long as you're together.
Please be fine.
Why? Why? Why?
Excuse me.
I'll borrow her.
I'll lend her some money.
Ah...
hurry…
It's dangerous
There is no one
It's impossible
So scary
Oh there is someone but I can't hear you
But the people earlier are already here
Oh, they are…
Is there a crowd?
Yes there is
Oh, I see
Yes, there is a crowd
A crowd is coming up so
Is it okay to go in already?
There is no problem
Is there anyone there?
Oh no, someone is coming
A monster is coming
It's dangerous
Oh, it's dangerous
A monster is coming
So there is no one
There is no one
Ok there is no one
Let's wear eye protection.
Everyone, wear eye protection.
Can we clear it?
Let's go again.
Wearing eye protection again?
We're going to be caught.
You should come out.
They've already failed 20 times in their first try.
Hurry up!
Are we okay?
Do we wear eye protection?
We're definitely going to be caught.
We're going to stand up and move.
I'm going to get my punch.
- Here she comes. - Hello.
The old woman stands up.
And...
I'm going to move.
I'm sorry.
You were still in the final form.
I thought you were going to jump up and come to me.
That's terrible.
I'm so scared.
But you're getting used to it.
I'm getting used to it. I'm getting used to it.
The five people are getting used to the atmosphere of the hospital, but...
I'm getting used to it.
It's cold and I don't think I can dry up.
Is it dry in the room?
I'm getting used to the smell.
It stinks! It really stinks!
I can't get away from this smell for the rest of my life!
I can't give up!
A new method for drying in the room. Green gel ball.
It penetrates deep into the fibers and smells.
Cleansing and absorbing.
Reset until you get used to it.
It doesn't smell!
It's green aliel to dry in the room.
I'm getting used to it.
I won't lose to the wind.
It's green aliel to dry in the room.
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If he screams, he goes back to the beginning.
I'm in a good mood.
There's one more thing left.
Next, director!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! This is interesting!
What? What? What?
He's a psycho! He's a psycho!
He's a psycho director!
He's a sexy director!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm really scared!
This is bad!
Hey, hey, hey! No one's coming!
You naked men!
In that sense, you're scared, right?
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
However, after seven attempts...
I'm getting used to it!
It's fast!
I'm getting used to it! I'm getting used to it!
They finally cleared the third floor.
I don't think it's a good pace, but they praise each other.
There are only two devices on the second floor.
However, the second one is the strongest device this time.
They don't know it yet.
First is the first device.
What's this?
What do we do if we go in?
That's right! This is...
A suitcase human without a second surprise!
A person sleeping in a bed has noticed it.
A person is sleeping!
Hey! Hey! Hey! We've come all the way here!
You can do it!
My back is out of place.
It's been two hours since the game started.
It's fast!
There is a time limit.
After this, the strongest device will attack them.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Calm down! Calm down!
Calm down! Don't panic!
Don't panic!
Don't panic! Don't panic!
One by one! One by one!
What's going on?
Should we check it once?
Before we go through it, we should check it once!
What's going on?
This may be the strongest device!
What's going on?
I can't go through it.
I've never seen it before!
I can't go through it!
I've never seen it before!
Are there a lot of zombies lying down?
The name of the game is "Under the Zombie"
How do we get up there?
This is scary!
What do we do?
What do we do about the order?
Really?
Should we go first?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Then what do we do about the back?
I don't like the back!
Well, well, well!
Let's go! Let's go!
Well, well, well!
Why do we have to go first?
That's too bad!
You're so kind!
Take it easy!
Be careful!
And the side...
Be careful of the side, too!
How do we jump? How do we jump?
It's creepy!
How do we jump? How do we jump?
Is this a movie?
It's a movie!
Why is this place so creepy!?
A doll! A doll!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
It's creepy! I'm scared!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry! Hurry!
What are you doing?
Hurry! Hurry!
*screaming*
Kimi-kun!
Are you crying?!
I thought you were a doll!
I don't know...
Who is it?!
Kimi-san!
Go, go, go!
I'll report you!
What's wrong with you, Kimi-kun?!
Kimi-kun, you can't be serious!
Are you serious?!
I'm scared...
So, what happened?!
All of a sudden, a doll said "roar"!
So, what happened?!
Why a doll?!
I'm scared...
Actually, now I'm scared as well.
Ika-chan?
I'm scared...
In the despairing air...
finally...
that man rises up!
I don't like this...
Who else hasn't said it yet?
- Kimi-san and Ota-chan. - I'll show you my manliness.
- Okay, I'll show you my manliness. - You're so cool!
- For the first time in battle... - Good luck!
- You're so cool! - I don't want to be weak anymore.
- I don't want the members of The Pump to think I'm weak anymore. - You're so cool!
- I want to regain my original coolness! - Go for it!
- Their determination is renewed. Now, Kimi will challenge the zombie road. - I'm nervous.
- I saw you earlier, so you'll be fine. - You're so cool!
- Go for it! - I'll show you my manliness. - You'll be fine.
- You're wearing black socks. - You're so cool!
- For the first time in battle...
Kimi-chan, you can't do it yet!
I'm so scared...
Ishikawa-san is really scary.
He keeps running away.
I can't do it anymore...
Just like that...
I can't do it anymore...
What did you say?
Leader...
Leader, don't mess with me.
Don't mess with me.
After 5 hours, Honma-san said "Ika-chan", and I said "Ika?"
There's no "fu" until "chan" "suke" "ro".
"Ika", there's no "fu" now!
In the end...
Without reaching the first floor...
9 minutes remain...
The last floor's challenge!
For about 5 hours...
Climbing and descending countless steps...
The fatigue of these 5 people...
Has exceeded their limits.
Alright!
Let's do it!
Let's get 100 yen!
Let's do it!
And they...
After this...
Make a miracle in front of you!
Let's do it!
Let's go!
It's starting to look cool!
Without any explanation from the office...
The 5 people who were gathered...
There is only one thing in common...
Fear is money!
These 5 people's hearts...
Are now one!
We're one team!
You can do it!
It's okay! It's okay!
Younes-san is stronger!
We're stronger! We're stronger!
There's someone behind you, but be careful!
The 5 people are encouraging each other...
And finally, they capture the zombie corridor!
I think we're all dead...
And then...
To the first floor of the team!
They attack even more...
With low-budget tactics...
And then...
Oh, wow!
Wow, wow, wow!
They held it back! They held it back!
It's a tree!
Realizing that there are people behind the wall...
And keeping their distance...
Without making a sound...
They cleared it in one go!
And...
I can see the exit!
I can see the goal!
The five-hour-long battle is finally coming to an end!
The one million yen is right in front of you!
What now?
Stop it!
I want to go to the goal!
I don't want to go to the goal!
Too much!
Can we get a goal?
No way!
Yes, unfortunately, at the end of the opening speech, Bungee raises a scream and unfortunately, the time is over.
Then I will practice.
Easy!
Is it real?
It's easier to end than usual.
From now on, the real estate consulting environment station will send it.
As a manager of Johnny's, do you have any regrets?
Is it the first black history in Johnny's history?
Sexy Zone, Kuma's prank three times in a row!
Is it similar in seconds?
Suddenly, a wall approaches the target and he is forced to participate in the quiz.
Stealing, shooting, making me nervous...
Problem!
The longest railroad in the world is...
A. America
B. China
You're the best, Abumakun!
He got me.
That's all for today.
That's all?
It's over.
Seriously?!
Is that all you came for?!
To get rid of that mud...
While taking a shower...
Suddenly, an Apar-zombie comes out of the ceiling!
We don't know why we couldn't film it...
But we rarely get to see Johnny's shower scene.
So, everyone, please enjoy it for a while.
You're so cool! Your body is so cool!
No, you can see it.
Then, it's about time...
I won't forgive you!
I won't forgive you for that!
You're Janis, aren't you?
Oh, I'd like to confirm it, too.
I used to be Janis.
Wow, that's new.
I've never seen Janis like this, of course.
And I've never seen myself like this, either.
Can we stop doing this?
We can't stop it yet.
No way!
Thank you for your hard work.
That's right.
When we did the shower prank earlier,
Fuma was wearing his underwear with the "su-su-su" liquid.
It was there!
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Um...
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Without knowing that, let's have a brief talk.
Maybe "su-su-liquid" is directly hitting Fuma's sexy zone.
But what will happen?
I'll show you how I was born.
That's good.
I have no idea how you can scare me like that.
At first glance, everything is going well, but...
I thought you had a pure and pure heart.
Sometimes you can't show your facial expressions.
And...
Just to make sure,
isn't "body soap" a prank?
"Body soap"?
It's "su-su-liquid".
Is this a prank?
That's... a prank.
Seriously?!
It hurts so much!
I can't forgive you!
What is this?
It hurts so much!
Look behind you and wipe it.
Really, wipe it.
I can't forgive you!
I can't!
If you cry...
I can't forgive you!
What is "I can't forgive you"?
Teacher, can you do it later?
I'll be smaller as a surprise.
You have to be prepared for this!
The next "meets" is...
Beautiful eyes, Elme.
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