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If it's "downtown love", it's a showdown between comedians who promise not to lose to anyone!
"B-1 Grand Prix"!
With that love as the theme, three countries will reveal their stories in the last broadcast!
Downtown's population wants to see it
Tonight, high-class comedians will be scraped off!
Now, let's continue!
"B-1 Grand Prix", here are the next comedians!
Entry No. 4
Kaneshi-san's level is indispensable
They're overwhelmed
I want people to think it's funny
I don't want people to think it's not funny
Tonight's limited, almost the same unit
Kokoriko and Jinnai Tomonori
Amazing!
In 2005's 'Downtown Deluxe'
For the first time, I didn't want to see Mr. Hatsudowntown
I didn't want people to think it's not funny
But I messed up a little in 'Deluxe'
At that time, Mr. Matsumoto was broadcasting
Wasn't it bad at all?
I heard it years later
Maybe if I listened to the radio in real-time
I don't think I could have done such a job
With this, it's been 25 years
It's still a little noisy on Tuesday nights
It's all, isn't it?
Is it all like Mr. Downtown?
It's all, isn't it?
Is it all like Mr. Downtown?
Well, yes.
Connecting past years of feelings, a watch that shows love for Downtown,
Totorikon and Ginari Tomohiro!
We will now hold a ceremony of gratitude for Downtown and Ginari for their 40th anniversary.
Junior entertainers, stand at ease!
We, Totorikon and Ginari Tomohiro, became entertainers by watching Mr. Downtown!
Downtown has always made us laugh and made us and all of Japan smile for 40 years!
We are...
(laughs)
I learned a lot of things!
The recording of "Gaginotsukai" is over.
Mr. Matsumoto, who was thinking about the next project until late,
taught me how to be stoic about laughter!
Mr. Matsumoto, who laughed and helped me when I was scared!
I was happy and shed tears!
Ms. Hamada, who was holding Mr. Morisanchu Murakami in her arms!
She taught me how to be stoic about laughter!
She taught me a lot of wise sayings!
Ms. Matsumoto, who said she wanted to be the one who laughed the most!
Mr. Matsumoto!
Hong Kong's ears look like they're about to rip off, but they don't!
Ms. Hamada!
You're crazy!
I can't give you a bad score, but I can give you a max score!
Mr. Matsumoto!
A max score doesn't include all four of you!
Ms. Hamada!
When we're lost, we'll never forget what you said to us!
I think we should do various genres like plays and news programs!
You shouldn't think too much and just laugh!
A comedian's cuteness is number one.
That's why Jinnai is okay.
Ms. Matsumoto!
Thank you very much!
We'll never forget what you said to us!
Can I use this ice pick to open my earrings?
Shouzou, Shouzou, where is the ash tray?
No, no, you can use your own hand.
I can use my own hand.
For now, Jin, why don't you wear a ring?
Mr. Hamada, thank you very much!
You're welcome, you're welcome.
Besides that, you showed us a lot of different sides of you!
Mr. Hamada, who loves playing trump with his juniors!
Even in front of Kotesu's bag, you handed out two mics!
You're in third place in the parking lot!
I'm parking my car, so come and park it for me!
It wasn't third place, it was "e" in the alphabet!
It's fireworks season, so let's do it together!
It was all crackers!
The age gap is getting worse!
Mr. Hamada!
I'm crying every time I see you for the first time!
Mr. Hamada!
Mr. Matsumoto, who has always loved such dangerous things!
Mr. Downtown!
Please continue to spread laughter all over the country!
Mr. Downtown, congratulations on your 40th anniversary!
Mr. Downtown, how did you like it?
To be honest, I was about to cry.
While you were doing it?
When you stopped in the middle of it, you looked like you were about to cry.
What was that?
That was... I was about to cry.
My lines just flew away.
I see.
I was really nervous!
That's right!
I see.
I was really nervous!
Once again, Mr. Hamada, how did you like it?
No, these three of you can wait a little longer.
This is no good.
I love it!
This is no good.
I love it!
This is no good.
Kokoriko and Jinnai, who were able to laugh at Mr. Hamada's emotional episode,
hearts eight times!
Entry number five...
There's a god in front of me.
I love you so much.
M-1 Grand Prix 2017 Olympic Champion
Mr. Hamada!
Since I was in elementary school,
I've liked it a lot.
In the past, I was on a show called "Hamachanga".
In order to relax my juniors,
I'd kick their butts or kick their butts.
After that, I don't know what they thought of me,
but I kicked Mr. Hamada's neck and gave him a headlock.
But it's amazing, isn't it?
Your YouTube channel got 9 million views.
There's no one like you, Mr. Hamada.
It's full of love.
That's how I feel.
It's a manzai only for you, Mr. Downtown.
Isn't it?
I'm finally going to do it.
What are you going to do?
In "YouGuider",
grab Downtown's heart!
"Korosumo"!
Thank you for having me. I'm Toro Salmon.
When we were kids, we used to watch "Downtown" all the time.
I'd like to host a show.
"Downtown" has hosted many shows.
I'd like to host a show in the morning.
In the morning?!
What kind of show?
I'd like to host a news program at 6 in the morning.
No way! No way!
Your image is "2am erotic program, Abeba TV, guest number 3".
I already have a mother.
What kind of mountain top song?!
I like weird mountain top songs!
Let's do it like "Downtown" hosted a show in the morning!
6 in the morning!
Here we go. 3 seconds before. 2, 1...
Good morning.
I'm Kazunori Fukumoto, host of "Downtown" in the morning.
I want to work with you and for a brighter Japan,
so that all lines will be connected, living and chanuba,
in order for all of this to be peaceful,
I want to use all of our considerations and ideas,
from the beginning of the morning to the end of the day,
and work together to create a show that will lead everyone to happiness.
This is what I've been doing for a year.
It's like a crazy political show! I'm scared!
I feel like I'm going to lose my mind!
Is this okay? Is it okay? Keep going!
Keep going?
Yeah, keep going! I'm going to watch a little more.
It's too early for that.
So, we have a guest today.
First of all, "Shinkansen Mania" is Ijii Taniguchi.
Thank you for coming.
"Shinja Bukkaku" is Kazuko Esaki. Thank you for coming.
And lastly, "Dagashi Collector" is Yujiro Tanaka. Thank you for coming.
Casting is like "Tamori Club"!
It's too early in the morning!
Recently, there are many people who are sleeping.
That's right.
Let's ask them what they think about it.
Have you forgotten?
"Shinkansen"!
What do you think about "Shinkansen Mania"?
"Shinkansen Mania"?
Don't say it like it's a joke!
That's right.
Yes, you're number one.
But you don't have a proof of it.
You don't have an answer.
That's why it's no good.
In other words...
I see.
I know that's a good sentence.
Then give me the numbers!
I see.
The debate is weak!
"Shinkansen" is strong!
I'm going in!
I'm a commentator.
The number of COVID-19 patients is low.
I think it's because young people go out and drink alcohol.
It's an old idea.
It's not an old idea.
It's not proven.
It's proven.
People who go to Shibuya and drink alcohol...
Don't touch me!
Don't touch the commentator!
What are you doing?
You can't work in the morning like this.
What can you do?
Is it only good at night?
I'm sick of it.
I need to mix it with "downton".
"downton" doesn't come up at all!
That's right.
Right?
Why do you want to do it here?
Are you stupid?
What are you doing?
I'm doing it to give you the best and freshest thing.
What kind of love is that?
"downton", you watched it, didn't you?
Well...
I only have two channels, Miyazaki...
What?
I only have two channels, Miyazaki...
I didn't watch it.
Don't say it!
Don't say it in front of "downton"!
You're annoying!
What do you want in this world?
I don't want anything.
You want something from someone, don't you?
It's broken.
It's really broken!
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
What?
It's broken and you say you're going to fix it!
It's the opposite!
What?
You said you were Nakayama Hide-chan.
I'm Nakayama Hide-chan.
You're late!
You did it!
You fixed it?
Um...
What?
All of a sudden, you're working hard and you say someone like Nakayama Hide-chan.
What's wrong with you?
Someone who's not here?
No!
Don't think like that!
Isn't Nakayama Hide-chan's fame not enough yet?
No!
It's not enough!
It's really not enough!
We don't know if their love reached him,
but when they sang "Heart Nadako",
It's a little late.
Entry No. 6
If you look back, it's probably...
When it comes to things, it's D.T., right?
It's D.T., right?
Don't mix up this unit! It's dangerous!
"Hollywood The Cushion and Cookie"!
On the contrary, people often say "I like you" to D.T.
But it's not like "I like you".
No, it's not like that.
Distorted?
Distorted.
It's a state where you think it's not you because you admire it too much.
You're too immersed in it.
Break! Break!
Break!
Cookie!
Because of love, you have to become a titan!
Hollywood's Action and Cookie!
Gentlemen...
Down down we are!
I see you!
I'm telling you!
Down down we are!
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
Love is over!
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
This is crazy...
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
This is dangerous!
This is crazy!
This is absolutely painful!
Hurry up and do it!
Down down we are!
Love is over!
Go on, go on!
Do it properly!
Do it like you're watching a D.T. show!
Down down we are!
What are you doing?
You're making a big noise!
What?
You're making a big noise!
Because of love!
Let's do a manzai!
A manzai?
Let's do a manzai!
Let's show love to downtown!
Show love?
That's right!
That's enough!
Chan show!
Let's do a manzai!
Manzai show!
I love downtown!
You like it?
I love it!
I'll prove it!
No, no, no!
That's better!
Wait a minute!
I'm happy!
It's coming!
It's over there!
It's so hot!
What's wrong with you?
It's wet!
Did you wake up in the middle of a dream and do this?
Are you a monster?
What are you talking about?
This is so sad!
Let's do something you like.
Let's do something I like.
There's a song, right?
Yes, there is.
What song do you like?
I like "Chicken Nuts".
Yes, I like "Chicken Nuts".
Merry Christmas!
Hitoshi, hurry up and eat!
Will you stop it?
Oh, it's not turkey this year either.
It's chicken and rice.
But, when I grow up,
will I be able to eat turkey for Christmas?
Until then, I'll eat chicken and rice.
Merry Christmas!
Is it good?
What is this?
Is it good?
It's surprisingly long.
It's sad.
Is this funny?
The song is over.
Huh? It's over?
What?
Are you kidding me?
It's over?
It's over.
You are...
You are the victim.
I'm sorry, really.
Go to your room.
What?
Say "zacos" and "cookies" too.
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey!
What are you doing?
There is a kid here.
Who is it?
A kid.
Who is it?
You shouldn't leave him alone.
It's true.
You feel sorry for him, don't you?
What?
What are you talking about?
Come back here.
What are you doing?
Get out of my way!
They showed their distorted love.
"zacos" and "cookies".
"Heart", "cute", "tactical".
Entry No. 7.
They are probably the most interesting people on Skype.
Thank you for watching our show.
M-1 GRAND PRIX 2021 FINALIST
RANGJA TEAM
They are really good.
They are relaxed.
They are like "matchahama".
When they first performed "downtown",
Matsumoto threw a handkerchief in his chest pocket.
And Hamada rang the bell everywhere.
That's all they did.
It's a new story.
They made it just for this day.
It's all about love.
Hamada!
Matsumoto!
Why me?
Why did you say "hamada"?
Will their love reach the audience?
"Ranjatai"!
I love "downtown".
I love it too.
It's because of "un" and "downtown" jokes.
It's because of "un" and "downtown" ideas.
It's because of "un" and "downtown" jokes.
What are you talking about?
"downtown" and "town"
what are you talking about?
"downtown" and "town"
I can't hear it well.
What's wrong?
"Matchan, Hama-chan"...
"Matchan, Hama-chan" is the most interesting moment in the world.
It happened many times!
I've seen it many times.
Today, I'm going to announce the most interesting moment.
You will?
Yes!
First, Hama-chan.
Hama-chan.
It's okay, Hama-chan.
Stop it.
What?
Do you want me to do it?
No, Hama-chan is fine.
No?
What?
Hama-chan, Hama-chan...
Hama-chan will do it!
Do you want me to do it?
What?
Do you want me to do it?
Do you want me to do it or not?!?
It's okay.
It's not written or whatever.
Do you want me to do it?
It's okay.
Hama-chan will do it.
Don't go in there!
Don't go!
Wait, wait...
I'm not like this.
- You can't accept it? - I'M NOT LIKE THIS!
- You're not like this either... - I'm not like this!
- What? - Lips...
- Everyone has lips. - Do you have lips?
- Everyone does. - Are you a ghost with lips?
- What? - Are you a ghost with lips?
- No... - Are you sticking out of lips?
- Not at all!
- Ghost! - Stop it!
- Ghost! - I'm not a ghost!
- I'm a ghost! - I'm not a ghost!
Sometimes like this...
I have my shoulders aligned and drink like this.
Hama-chan!
What?
Can you stand still for a little bit and move?
I'd like to see you move!
What are you saying?
Machan, are you excited?
Excited about what?
Gold hair, birth of...
A genius.
Gold hair, birth of a genius!
Excited about chicken and rice!
Machan, what are you thinking about?
When will you have more friends?
More?
Machan, when will you have more friends?
Excited about...
Machan, are you excited about...
What?
I can't hear you!
Machan!
Machan, are you excited about chicken and rice?
Machan, whenever you come home, you just sleep!
Liar!
Devil is chasing you!
Lips are following you!
Machan, lips hunt is chasing you.
Machan, are you excited about...
cooking with lips or the mysterious sweat?
Machan, are you excited about...
a genius or an old man?
Machan, are you excited about a gold or rice?
Machan, are you excited about a rich or an old man?
Machan, are you excited about...
a clerk or a butler?
Machan, haven't you forgotten about...
the devil with worrying eyes or lips?
Hama-chan!
Can you stand still for a little?
Machan!
It's eccentric, right?
Yes, because it's eccentric.
Boy?
Matsuya, hold onto Prince.
Hold onto Prince, seriously.
Please!
Hold onto me, Matsuya!
Hold onto me!
It's not that easy to do.
It's really not.
Hold onto me, Matsuya!
Hold onto Prince, Matsuya!
Seriously! Hold onto me, Matsuya!
Hold onto me, Matsuya!
Hold your nails tight, Bachan! Hold your blond hair tight, Bachan!
- I'm so proud of you! - I'm not drunk, Bachan!
- Why did you split up with Prince Akasaka? - Hold it in, please.
- How about it? - I'm angry at you for turning around once in a while.
- Our number of friends is increasing, Bachan!
Akasaka, please hold Prince Bachan!
- No, it's already over! - Akasaka, please hold Prince!
- Don't continue! - It's already over!
It's already over!
Next week, the D-1 Grand Prix is finally over!
The winner of the D-1 Grand Prix is...
Who will be the entertainer who will win the trophy?