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Matsumoto's birthday project
Resolution and penalty game's history
We got it
Tonight's resolution
We will show you all of the legend
This is scary
We have to deal with it all the time
Hamana's winning streak
Matsumoto has lost 8 out of 9 times
We just saw it
We want to go to the next block
V-freestyle
Matsumoto-san, please!
Here we go
The position of the camera is different
The camera is over there
The order is bad
It's hard to tell when it's over
This is it!
Matsumoto is good at running and flying
Hamana lost the penalty game
It's stuck
What?
Avian, hey! Avian!
Avian, come with me.
What?!
Go to the site and bring Avian!
Come with me, Avian!
Hamada decided to go to Europe to build Avian.
Let's go.
Are you really going?
Yes, I'm really going.
What is this? It's cool!
Hamada boarded an airplane and traveled through Paris.
It took him 16 hours to arrive in Geneva, Switzerland.
16 hours...
Let's go.
What?!
Hotel?
No, no, no.
Where?
Mont Blanc.
Mont Blanc?
After that, he went to a lake and a snowy mountain.
Hamada kept looking for Avian.
You shouldn't drink water in a place like this.
It took him 29 hours to arrive in Geneva, Switzerland.
There it is!
I found it!
Wow!
I found it!
Finally, Hamada arrived at his dream Avian water.
I got it!
But on his way back,
there was a shocking truth.
Is it Avian Mura?
Avian Mura?
Avian Mura.
What?
In the middle of the city,
he found a water source where Avian comes out of.
What's this water?
The water we made earlier.
Water from the waterfall.
When I get off the airplane and come here,
does it hit me right away?
Because it's a punishment game.
You bastard!
You!
Hamada and his crew board the plane to Tokyo for the first time.
What?
Does it hurt?
No, it's fine.
What's this?
Nothing.
What's this?
The penalty game for Matsumoto, who lost the first game of the year, is...
A live parent and child manzai in the morning.
You're making me do it in the morning.
Hitoshi and Mom!
Together, Hitoshi and Mom!
Mom is here!
You're making me do it in the morning!
I'm sorry.
You're making me do it in the morning!
Hey you!
What are you doing?
You're singing and making me do it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
It's time for impersonations!
Really?
Then I can't do anything.
Then I'll do it.
Sakura da Junko!
Junko here!
Agnes-chan!
Junko here!
Amachi Mari!
Junko here!
Nabe Osami!
Junko here!
It's all Junko!
It's tough! It's tough! It's tough!
What are you doing, mom?!
Bring me an earplug.
Are you going to bring it?
Yeah.
Are you going to use it? Are you not going to use it?
What are you going to do about your own house?!
It's all Junko!
The penalty game for Hamada, who lost in the red and white winning and losing prediction competition, is...
What's wrong?
Do you have a mechanical pencil?
I got it! I got it!
I want to give it to Mr. Sakamoto.
I don't know anything about mechanical pencils!
Get me one!
Go all the way to New York and get me mechanical pencils from Mr. Sakamoto!
Penalty game! Hamada goes to New York to get mechanical pencils!
21 hours from Tokyo...
To Sakamoto Ryuichi's apartment...
Oh, professor! Professor!
Good morning!
What's up?
Well, you know...
Where's Masumoto?
No, no...
Where's Masumoto?
Masumoto...
Where's Masumoto?
Yeah, yeah...
What's with that attitude?!
I came all the way from Tokyo...
What's with that attitude?!
Oh, I see...
And...
Matsumoto waits in Japan...
I don't know what you're talking about!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Get me one!
Finally...
At night...
What's next?
Eraser!
What?
Should I go and get it?
Penalty game!
Hama-chan goes to New York again to get an eraser!
Did you go and get it?
Hama-chan, who was riding Hamada, flies back to New York again.
What is this?
This is serious.
It's Suga-san's uniform.
Oh, it's 9 o'clock.
Turn off the TV.
I'm sorry.
Is there such a way of doing it?
I told you it's too late.
It's too late.
Hey, wait up.
I'm sorry.
Oh, Suga-san.
Did you come all the way here?
And Matsumoto waits for him in Japan.
I'm sorry.
Is it this?
Yes, it is.
You should have checked it from the beginning.
I also want an avian.
No, I don't want it.
I don't want an avian.
Hamada vs. Matsumoto, Hosei and Kokoriko's golf battle.
The penalty game for Hamada is...
Hey, listen up!
Go to Okan and Hollywood and shoot a Titanic scene!
Hama-chan's penalty game!
Go to Okan and Los Angeles and shoot a Titanic love scene!
It's been 10 hours in the air.
Okan's dream and Hamada's disappointed plane go to Los Angeles.
Wow, look at this, Hama-chan!
A Titanic you've even dreamt of.
What is it?
I haven't seen it.
I definitely haven't seen it in my dream.
It's here.
Is it finished?
Yes.
It's over.
Thank you.
[Applause and laughter]
[Music]
Hamada lost again in the golf competition.
The penalty game is...
24 hours! Hamada and Masato are doing business!
At the time of the 3-second campaign commercial,
they were doing daily business for 24 hours, 32 times live!
[Music]
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Laughter and applause]
Yes, that's it.
As expected, a partner kisses his wife.
That's right.
How do you feel about it?
When I heard about it, my dad also agreed with me.
Oh, yes, we were together.
I had money, so my dad also agreed with me.
Yes, yes, yes.
In fact, we kissed more than a few times.
Yes, yes, yes.
There was also NG.
Yes, yes, yes.
On the other hand, my dad gradually got angry about it.
Are you angry?
Look, there is a jealousy for Canada.
[Laughter]
[Music]
This is it!
Hamada and Hosei's national team lost in the 100-meter race of 4-to-1.
We won!
[Music]
The punishment game for four people except for Masato is 24-hour endurance tag!
[Music and laughter]
This was amazing!
[Music and laughter]
I've heard a lot about you since I was this age.
But you're all doing well.
You're all doing well.
The salon is doing well, too.
I really wanted to say that.
Can I go home now?
Congratulations.
I'm a little...
I'm so angry!
Even after that, for 24 hours...
He kept fighting against the demon's trials.
Are you okay?
What is this?!
That was dangerous!
Here it is.
In a 50 meter swimming competition...
The team that avenged Matsumoto...
And...
Matsumoto's love of punishment games!
A lonely abandoned hotel...
A two-night trip...
At 7:30 pm...
A car with Matsumoto in it...
They arrive at the abandoned hotel in the dark.
You bastard!
Who do you think you are?!
Excuse me.
My name is Fujiwara.
Nice to meet you.
Even after that...
What?
This kind of thing doesn't happen.
That's right.
At the one-way bomb, Kokoriko Tamada was planning a new strategy for Matsumoto.
Simply, at the door, someone will go like "bang" and make a noise, and then come in like "waah".
If that's the case, I'll do it!
Matsumoto lost in the one-way bomb race.
His punishment game is...
The Matsumoto Rangers show with five members of Matsumoto family.
Help me!
Hitoshi Rangers!
Why did you say "Hitoshi"?
Tom Rangers!
Tom Rangers, you're wobbly!
Takahiro Rangers!
He's older than you, right?
Tom Rangers!
Matsumoto Rangers!
No way!
You're practicing, aren't you?
Tom Rangers!
I can move, you know.
Otton-san!
Otton is...
He sings, doesn't he?
That's right.
Otton-san!
Tom Rangers!
Wait!
Practice!
Professional Baseball Japan Series Winning Prediction Competition
The result is Hamada's victory!
Therefore...
Matsumoto Hitoshi Penalty Game "No Reaction against Hell"
It's time for me to wake up.
It's hard.
I'm going to yawn.
Well, I'm going to wake up and smoke in the living room.
This is "No Reaction against Hell".
I don't have enough exercise, so I'm going to work out.
He's strong.
He's crazy.
Should we listen to some music?
Oh, I remember.
It's scary, isn't it?
Do you know that?
It's scary, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
The second competition of the Japanese Series is Matsumoto's victory.
Hamada lost, but he won the penalty game.
I won all of them with a back attack.
In the end, you can't see anything with your back.
I see.
Hamada headed for Uradiostock, a rugged land, with his back against it.
It's not just me.
It's crazy.
Then he checked in at the hotel, but...
Wow.
It's quite spacious.
That's why you're wearing a jacket.
I see.
Everything in the room is upside down.
Is there a reason for that?
That was amazing, too.
In 24 hours.
Yes.
That was the most difficult thing.
Yes.
That was the most difficult thing in my entertainment life.
Really.
I didn't know it would be like this.
Even if I say it for 24 hours, Hamada-san said it in the middle of the night.
"Oh, that's enough." "That's enough indeed." "That's enough." "Go to bed."
If I were to say it, I'd say it seriously.
Fuwaa!
With all my strength. With all my strength.
"Fuwaa!" Everyone did it like that.
Matsumoto Team vs. Hamada Team's 4-1 variable bowling match.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Hamada won by a narrow margin against four teams.
A two-day trip to a hot spring resort that you should never go to.
"It's this way." "Too bad."
"Well, you know, there's a festival." "20 years ago." "My mother's festival."
It's my 24th time.
Matsumoto Team vs. Hamada Team
Hey, Matsumoto, what's up?
Even the leading role, Fujiwara...
Is he going to laugh, too?
Well, you know, like you guys...
Because you're saying lines.
You should do that, Matsumoto, what's up?
Hamada, Hosei, and Kanaka lost in a wasabi sushi and Russian roulette match.
The penalty game is...
A two-day trip to a hot spring resort that you should never go to.
In you go!
Yes, we'll welcome you.
Everyone's welcoming me.
Look.
Wow, that's amazing.
No way! No way!
And when they arrived at the hotel, Hamada fell in love with...
Good morning.
"Taimo..." "What are you doing?!"
Masumoto and Kousei lost in the Russian roulette match.
And here's the punishment...
High school that you can't take!
Oh, so this is high school.
The four of them have been making fun of each other.
Trumpet.
Chord.
Um... Ben... Ben... Ben... Ben... Ben... Bey... Ben... Ben... Ben...
He's persistent.
Ben... Ben... Ben... indecipherable...
I'm sorry.
Don't go back.
I'm sorry.
Don't give up.
They lost in the carillon roulette match.
Hamada, Kosei, Endo, penalty game.
The police have an important duty that they must not laugh.
I'm doing this.
This episode aired every year for the first time on New Year's Day.
A luxurious laughter is coming in three rounds.
Among them, Hamada was chased back and forth.
This is Ishikawa sensei, a member of the fat club.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Ishikawa sensei. - Hello.
Thank you.
I don't need this kind of thing.
Even if you hit me with slippers like this, I won't hit you with a bidet.
He's so cute!
Next up is "Billy Billy Machine".
He's a great artist.
They're all Nagamura.
He's laughing like crazy!
"Please don't laugh," he said from there.
That's right.
It started from there.
It wasn't five of you, right?
Yes. After this, it was five of us.
We took a quick look at it.
Since we're here, why don't we have another battle and decide who gets the punishment?
Sure, sure.
Why don't we have another battle and decide who gets the punishment?
Sure, sure.
No, no, don't do it.
In our 40th anniversary...
Just you two!
In our 40th anniversary...
Punishment!
In our 47th anniversary, you're going to get a punishment!
You're all going to quit in our 39th anniversary!
Can I say something?
Yes, yes.
When Hamada loses, I'll think of a punishment for him.
But when I lose, you can just leave it like that.
That's not fair!
The next week's D-1 Grand Prix will be held!
Who is the most down-to-earth entertainer?
"Past Broadcasts" is now available on Hulu!
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