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Ladies and gentlemen...
Hello, hello.
How are you?
It's been a while since we had a guest.
I don't know much about it.
But he knows everything about it.
I know everything about it.
You don't know?
I know!
I know everything!
You know everything!
The rules are a little difficult.
First of all, this month is your birthday, right?
That's right!
I see.
That's right.
Also, it's your 40th year as an actor.
I'm 76 years old now.
You look healthy.
We've had many confrontations and punishments on this show.
This time, we're going to look back on those confrontations.
I see.
I've been doing this since I was little.
You don't know why you got kicked, do you?
Call your mother!
I was working hard at the TV station, but I got kicked by Hamada.
We've had this kind of confrontation, but all of them are impressive confrontations.
I really don't remember.
How old are the audience? 20s?
So you don't know, do you?
How old were you born? 1900?
2000.
2000?!
2000 years later!
We're in the second half!
We're in the second half of the confrontation!
When Hamada was born, we were only 100 meters tall!
That's right!
Then, please show us your usual "v" swing!
What? What? What?
Your usual "v" swing!
"v" swing?
Yes!
"v" swing?
"v" swing?!
Shibataro...
Why are you looking at me like that?!
We did it!
The men's pride was at stake in this serious battle.
I remember this!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Shut up!
The company's nightmare of punishment.
Welcome!
33 years of history since birth of the master of the instrument,
famous Japanese music, "solution and punishment game" (resolution and punishment game)
It all began here.
It's really over.
It's really over, isn't it?
Yeah!
Kouhaku was amazing, wasn't he?
No way! Which one did you buy?
Huh?
People who watch TV know.
Actually, this broadcast was recorded before the Kouhaku-utagassen on New Year's Day, but...
Let's bet.
On what?
Which one did you buy?
What will you do if you lose?
Like this, behind the "zoom in" morning...
It's like you're exercising.
I'm sorry.
It's a different song.
Ga ra ra ni ro ro
It's a famous song.
I'm buying a menu, in the morning.
The result is...
The red team wins!
The penalty game is decided!
The white team wins!
It's the best.
You're making a weird face.
Hello?
Where are you?
Stay away from the TV.
Watch where I'm going!
Good morning!
It's Wednesday, January 17th.
The weather is better now.
But it's snowing a lot last night.
First of all, we'll head to Shizuoka.
"Zoom in"!
There was "zoom in" back in the day, wasn't there?
"zoom in" used to be your specialty, right?
Yes. Especially where you were in charge of.
Look, there he is!
There you are!
You've moved!
First of all, you're 146 years old.
You're amazing!
What are you talking about?
You've been doing weird things since this morning.
Why are you saying "amazing"?
You've been doing weird things since this morning.
Why are you saying "amazing"?
Hey, is "amazing" okay?
Here he is again!
"zoom in"!
There you are!
Look at this!
Tommy!
You're young and...
What's with you?
What's with this weird reaction?
I'm not going to let you end like that.
What?
You know you don't have time for me.
This is how the "answer and punishment" game began.
The second round started right away.
I was in "shiritori".
No matter what you say, you can only answer with "su".
The one who loses will be tied up.
Watch "Gaki no Tsukai"!
"Su" was for "shiritori".
"Su" was for "shi".
shiwasu
suika
karasu
You did quite a bit.
sushi
shiwasu
The "shiwasu" I mentioned earlier is the "shiwasu" from two years ago.
The punishment game for Matsumoto has been decided!
And the punishment game has been decided!
This song was really popular back in the day.
Yeah, it was.
If you think about the number of people who listened to it...
It was about 5,000 people.
That's a lot of people.
Come and watch "dandan no gaki no tsukaiya araen" at 1:40 p.m. on Tuesday!
What is this?
I don't know.
Come and watch "dandan no gaki no tsukaiya araen" at 1:40 p.m. on Tuesday!
What is this?
All right!
Professional Baseball All-Star Winning Prediction Competition!
What is this? It's so obvious!
The winner is Matsumoto!
And the punishment is...
Skydiving!
It's about 1,000 meters up.
Um...
It's up to 4,000 meters!
This is scary!
It's up to 4,000 meters!
I was scared, too!
This is the worst!
I'm so scared!
He's straight!
His face is straight!
If...
If Amada says he's going to quit...
I won't stop you!
I'll say "do it!"
You don't have to fly!
If this is a joke...
This is scary!
My throat is burning!
This is... This is scary!
I'm going!
Until now, there hasn't been a world like this.
That's right.
I thought I was going to die.
In fear...
Hamada manages to wave his hand.
I can't do it. I won't do it again.
Thank you very much!
I got off well.
I'm quite moved.
I'm a little crying!
I was surprised!
When Matsumoto-san was flying...
I said "If Hamada-san says you can't fly, you can't fly."
I thought you were very kind.
When I went all the way up, I was very scared, too.
I thought I might go home.
I also did diving as a punishment game, but you didn't say a word about it.
Of course we did it, too.
We also did a punishment game, skydiving, and threw coins.
When we came out, we were told, "Then you skydive."
We came out, and when we looked closely, we had two coins in our hands, and we both did it.
That's right!
You were doing it all of a sudden, right?
That's right!
I was doing it all of a sudden.
Kosei-san was doing it while flying.
That's right.
He was a bald man.
I was skydiving and flying like this, and when I came down, I was a bald man.
It was a punishment game.
Everyone came together and held balloons and said, "Ah!"
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
When we came down...
You two did it?
For now, let's go to San-san's house and you two go out.
Hamada's specialty, golf.
The result is...
Penalty game result B.
Going forward is...
All Japan Preliminary Broadcasting Awards Grand Prix Decision Awards.
It's San-san.
Yes.
We're rehearsing.
Oh, really?
This is the school.
Yes, yes.
Before you come back, I'll set you up.
But you're really not coming back?
It's okay.
Are you talking about Hamama Radio?
It's Hamama Radio.
San-san's house is next door.
San-san's school.
It was scary, wasn't it?
At the time, this was pretty bad.
Excuse me.
We're going abroad.
As an amateur, I'm starting to feel nervous.
You're going back, right?
It's fine. I'm doing it right now.
Let's go!
It's done.
I'm eating Sanji-san's bento.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm going to cook it now.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so nervous.
Welcome!
No, no, I'm glad you laughed.
That's right!
Really, really.
Master, what should we do with this?
Leave it.
Can we?
Thank you.
I can't ride it.
Thank you very much.
Please excuse me.
I'm glad it's over with this.
Thank you very much!
It's written like you're running away.
Oh, no!
"Tiki-tiki All-Star Dream Theater"!
The first team battle in the showdown series!
Young comedians and staff members will battle between Hamada's team and Matsumoto's team!
I saw it from over there.
There's a red light coming from over there.
Oh, it's red.
It's dangerous to be on top of a red light!
I can't get my bandage off my head.
The Hamada's team will set up a monocle!
And the last batter is a brand new game set!
The Hamada's team wins!
The punishment for the Matsumoto's team is...
Winter underwater swimming!
Go!
Oh, it's easy to ride.
It's hot!
It's cold!
There's a toad in the bushes.
Toad shop.
It doesn't hurt at all!
No!
Well, it is like that...
I'm in pain. My body hurts!
It hurts!
It doesn't hurt at all!
It hurts!
It doesn't hurt at all!
I have no idea how to handle this!
Hey, you!
Hey!
Get me that ball!
It's about time.
He got it.
He's happy.
He's too happy.
A total of 1,000 people gathered and played dodgeball against Hamada and Matsumoto teams.
Matsumoto is the best in badminton!
Wow!
That's amazing!
He lost to Kusarihara!
They played dodgeball for 30 minutes.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
After a fierce match, the winner is...
Hamada team!
You lost a lot!
The losing team's captain Matsumoto put on a bald head and went to a scary roller coaster.
I don't like this!
I don't like this, either.
I can't ride it unless it's like this.
This is...
Yes.
The usual white-and-green battle is the red team's victory chosen by Tamata!
Matsumoto heads to Japanese television early in the morning to become a color bar for the punishment game.
It's 5.25 a.m. and Matsumoto is playing a punishment game.
Are you riding a lateran?
This is how it used to be back in the day.
From 5.25 a.m. to 5 minutes into the game, the punishment game was broadcasted live.
You're not coloring it.
You're just making fun of it.
This is the only thing you can say.
It's color balance.
The sound keeps going.
Can't we do this live?
Can we do it on VTR?
Different patterns?
Okay.
Hello, pattern.
How many minutes left?
It was surprisingly long.
Bad attitude.
What's wrong with you?
Why "okay"?
What's wrong with you?
You were fine.
I hate you.
What's wrong with you?
30 seconds left.
What's wrong with you?
You're making fun of it.
B
Three minutes left.
One minute left.
Before the show...
After this, it's Hayami Yu's American Kids.
That's right, that's right.
But we have this.
We have it, we have it.
We have it.
American Kids.
The first match is...
It's a team match.
It's a rugby match.
The unique members have gathered.
This guy, Mr. Camera...
He's amazing.
He's our manager.
He plays for Amef.
Takashi.
While the members are being drafted one after another...
Who is it?
Wait...
Kobon looks like he's in pain.
I'm not going to stop.
I think it's Kamada-san.
It's not me?
I think I can win.
And now, a real match test.
Use your strength.
Use your strength and twist it.
Yes.
It's like a soccer team.
It's not a funny joke.
It's basic.
And in the real match...
The Hamada team wins!
The losing team's captain Matsumoto...
Has a punishment game of foot-burning.
Foot-burning?
It's Hii-chan!
Hii-chan, go ahead!
This is really tough!
Pull it! Pull it!
You can't walk, can you?
Hii-chan, you can't walk at all!
Get up!
I'll sing "Forest Bear"!
One, two!
One day, in the forest, I met a bear.
It's really tough!
I'm scared!
What should we do?
What's this?
It's coming out of its nose!
After that, Matsumoto couldn't move because of fear of a real bear.
It's really scary!
It's the third "Kohaku's first guess competition"!
The result is...
Matsumoto's guess is wrong and it's a penalty game!
On Japanese TV, early in the morning...
I knew it!
...it appears in "Broadcast Start Junction"!
I'll open it for you.
Am I...
Are you stupid?
Am I stupid?
He remembers it so well.
Am I...
It's quite long!
Am I stupid?
This is my first job at channel Itere.
I'll begin!
joxtv channel 4.
Here is Japanese channel.
Later on Hayami's Amazing American Kiss will appear!
I am...
It's really you, Kinki Bakumi-san!
You've changed a lot!
No, no, I'm sorry, but...
Um...
I am...
From the morning...
Am I stupid?
Seriously, seriously...
I'm glad I joined Yoshimoto because you invited me.
I see, this is the early days.
I'm sorry, but...
What I remember painful is...
It wasn't a national broadcast at that time.
So...
This is bad!
It's reflected in my hand again!
No, it wasn't a national broadcast at that time.
So, I know what people in Tokyo are doing now.
But, people in rural areas...
Suddenly, in the morning...
I became a pig!
I heard this later.
You were doing this early in the morning, weren't you?
That's harsh!
The numbers were unusually good.
Early in the morning...
Endo, you heard about it, didn't you?
Stop it!
Which one of you heard about it?
It's about ratings.
Matsumoto's color bar...
Even though it was early in the morning, it was 2.7%.
Normal numbers don't come out.
Even though it was early in the morning, it was 2.7%.
Next week...
You can go all the way to Genji, can't you?
The history of competition and punishment games...
Complete edition!
Is that it?
I'm Kito!
Nice to meet you!
The way you say "nice to meet you" is funny.
Don't miss "Legendary King"!
I'm scared!
What is this?
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