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Madman san
Yes everyone
"Laughter master" is calling you
Laughter master
Wait a minute, if someone calls me "Laughter master"
Should I go?
Laughter master
You are honest
It's so hot
Shut up
Whatever you say
It's so hot
It's so hot today
Come here
Why are you calling me "Laughter master"
Come here
I've been watching "Laughter master" lately
I have something to ask you
Yes
You have been working in Tokyo for a long time
I think your Kansai dialect is weird
What do you mean?
I don't know
It's not that hard
It's different now
So today, for you guys
We will verify your Kansai dialect
Yes
Can I ask you one thing?
Is it a cafe?
It's so hot
Why is it here?
Why is it a cafe?
We've been working in Kansai for a long time
So it's "Nara"
Nara
It's great Kansai
Nara
Kansai Dialect Certification
Let's review history of Kansai Dialect first
First of all, what kind of history is it?
It's Edo period
Edo period
Kansai Dialect
You have Kansai Dialect roots
I'm sorry but my voice and cicada's voice are almost the same
Cicada
I barely speak it now
You barely speak it?
I can speak Kansai Dialect a little now
Kansai Dialect
I'm sorry for that
Let's move on
Oshira
Kansai Dialect
It became popular and became standard language
The influence of TV was big
It is modern
I'm sorry for not using standard language
If you leave it, I will read it
What is "megu" ?
"Megu" is still "nanmo"
If you leave it, I will read it
It will raise expectations
That's right
What does it say at the end?
Until now, there is a fierce power struggle until 2022
Is there such a struggle?
Yes, there is
The influence of "Kansai Dialect" is big
Today's "Kansai Dialect" certification item
I would like to introduce it
The first certification is this
Katagabutsukatte Kansai Ben de Buchigira Kentee
A group of people come from over there
Katagabutsukatte Kansai Ben de Kamaseruka
There is no such situation
If it is "Kansai", it is a daily occurrence
Bad luck
The second is this
Okonomiyakiya de Kansai Ben de Noritsukkomi Kentee
This is common
If you get something different than what you ordered, you can say "Kansai" in "Kansai Ben"
The third is this
Kansai Ben de Negiri Ben no ka Kentee
"Kansai" is "negiri" culture
I'm sorry to say this for the first time
"Kentee" is too much
No no
You can do it easily
You can do all items easily
I'm sorry
The fourth is this
Kansai Ben de Propose Kentee
"Kansai Ben de Propose" is about how much you can put your feelings
The fifth is this
"Kansai Ben" conversion "Utattemiya Kentee"
There are famous songs of "Kansai Ben" such as "Yappaskiyanen" and "Osaka Rubber"
You can convert a song that is not "Kansai Ben" into "Kansai Ben" and sing it
Even if you introduce all of them, you can't do it
Why is that?
What's wrong with you?
It's easy to do
I see
Let me introduce you again
Boketara Chanto Kote Ben no ka Kentee
The seventh is this
Koushien de Yaji Ben no ka Kentee
Kansai Ben de Kome Chigi Ben no ka Kentee
The eighth is this
Kansai Ben de Michi Annai Kentee
The last is this
Kansai Ben de Jitsuen Hanbai Kentee
I don't know what you were hiding
I don't know what you're talking about
It's a little hot
I'd like you to replenish your water
There's such a thing
Let's go to a cafe
I can't speak loudly even if it's a cafe
I'm sorry
It's very cold
Here you go
Thank you very much
Can I drink it?
Please drink it, it's hot
This is not a joke
It's a normal green
I wanted something to happen
Let's move on to the actual test
What is it?
If your shoulders hit each other, you'll be punished in Kansai dialect
Nishida-kun will be walking
If your shoulders hit Nishida-kun, you'll be punished in Kansai dialect
Got it
Who will go first?
Should I go first?
No, we'll decide it here
We'll decide it here
No, we'll decide it here
You should've been more energetic at first
Energetic?
People say I'm very energetic
Don't you have any energy?
Don't worry about it
It doesn't matter who it is
It's hot
Eno-san, do you want to do it?
What?
Do you want to do it?
It doesn't matter who it is
I have ten of these
It feels like we're in Kansai
Hamada-san, are you okay?
Thank you
Hamada-san will do it
Thank you
Hamada-san, can you come over here?
Okay
I'll do it like a commoner
I'm ready
Okay
Do we have to change clothes one by one?
There is a preparation
You can change clothes when your shoulders hit the ground
Okay
In Kansai dialect
I heard about it
But it's only the first one
I think we can get ready soon
Whose preparation is it?
It's not Mr. Hamau's, is it?
Mr. Hamau's is ready
It's Mr. Nishizan's
The one who hits the ground
Don't worry about it
It's only Nishizan's
We are in the same group
We are about the same size
What's up with him?
Can't you decide anything?
If you are new, you can do it like that
I chose it
Let's do it like that
Good
That's enough
Don't stop me
I'm a little naked
I wanted you to wear it
That's right
Do you need a mirror?
It's small
Take off your glasses
What's up?
Take off your glasses
What's up?
Is it BS Yoshimoto?
Are you okay?
BS Yoshimoto is crazy
What's up with him?
How many degrees is it now?
33 degrees
It's about 35 degrees
Don't make it worse
That's right
Don't make it worse
Let's go
Why?
What are you going to do?
You must be crazy
It doesn't make sense
Wow
Let's go
Did you finish?
It doesn't make sense
It's because
I woke up to the sound of construction
I opened my eyes once more
But it was loud
I couldn't sleep
That's why it doesn't make sense
The workers didn't notice the noise of construction even when we shouted "Hey, shut up!"
They didn't notice it and walked with a big angry face with applause for their bad mood.
They didn't sleep enough.
It's OK. Is it OK like this?
What's wrong?
What?
It's OK.
This is the main room, right?
That's right.
Mr. Hamada is getting angry more and more.
Please replenish water.
Are you taking it?
No, it's here.
No, replenish water.
It's here.
We should have made a stand-by earlier.
It smells white.
It's getting white.
Why?
It's definitely different.
Let's do it.
I opened the window and said, "Hey, be quiet! It's noisy!"
But the sound of the construction was noisy and I couldn't say anything.
No, it's weird.
It's weird.
What is this place?
It's a public place, isn't it?
Let's go.
Is it decided?
Yes, it will be soon.
Yes, it is.
There are ten sections, right?
The first is "Kansai dialect" and "Buchi-gire" are decided.
The second is "Okonomiyaki restaurant" and "Kansai dialect" and "Nori-sukkomi" are decided.
The third is "Kansai dialect" and "Buchi-gire" are decided.
The fourth is "Kansai dialect" and "Propose" are decided.
I'm getting mad.
That's enough.
The fifth is "Kansai dialect" and "Buchi-ran-dai" are decided.
I'm getting mad.
We will be ready soon.
What's going on?
It's weird.
"Habuki"?
What's going on?
It's amazing.
We will be ready soon.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Thank you for your response.
I still have that.
"Buchi-gire".
I still have "katsura".
I don't care.
We are ready.
We will show you how we do it.
Please stand by.
Can we stand here?
Yes, please stand here.
Shut up.
What's wrong?
It's okay.
It's not right.
It's okay.
Can we stand here?
It's okay.
We will walk.
We will bump here.
Isn't it better to stand here?
Can we stand here?
It's not right.
Can we stand here?
Let's do it.
We will show you how we do it.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Start!
I saw it earlier.
- Ah, it's coming, it's coming. - Is it?
- Ah, it's coming. - Oh, it's coming.
- Is it coming? - It's coming.
- That's not good. - It's coming.
- That's scary. - That's scary.
It's coming, it's coming.
It's not intentional, it's so slow.
It's in a bad mood, right?
Because it's not sleeping.
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
- Are you okay?
Huh?
You have a heatstroke!
- You have a heatstroke! - Huh?
- Tetsuo, what's wrong? - Leave it, leave it.
- Are you okay? - You have a heatstroke!
- Tetsuo! - Come on, Tetsuo, leave it!
- You have a heatstroke! - Are you okay?
It's so slow.
Hey!
Are you okay?!
Hey!
- Is anyone there?! - Yes.
- Are you okay?! - Help me out.
You have a heatstroke!
- Just like I said, leave it! - Are you going to do it there?!
It's heavy.
- Did you just do it? - Yes!
- Just like I said, leave it! - It's too far!
- It's pretty hard.
- It's supposed to hit here, but it fell because of the heat stroke. - I see.
- I went to check it out. - Are you okay?
- Excuse me, we're cooling down now, so please replenish your water. - It's your fault!
- No, we're fine. - Are you okay?
- We're cooling down now, so please replenish your water. - Sorry, we haven't replenished our water yet.
- You're not doing anything, are you? - I see.
- Mr. Hamada! - Yes! - Please come here! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Go ahead!
- Are you kidding me?
- Why? - It's raining! - It's raining!
- I think we're ready to go. Let's go! "Hit it with your shoulders and never cut it out!" Start!
- It's coming. - Yeah, it's coming.
- First of all, let's walk in the shadows. - Yeah, I learned that already.
What's up?
You're kidding, right?
It's annoying.
It's coming.
Don't look at the sun.
Come here.
It's coming.
It's hot.
It's coming.
It's good.
It's hard.
It's good.
It's hard.
Where did you find it?
Hamada-san, two points.
Why?
Hamada-san, two points.
Next, the second place.
Catch seaweed in Kansai dialect at an okonomiyaki restaurant.
Please place your order in front of you.
If you place your order, please say "butatama" in Kansai dialect.
We'll get ready, so please wait a moment.
Get ready?
We don't need this kind of set.
We don't know who's going to do it.
I'll do it.
Please wait a moment.
Tanaka-san.
Is it big?
Isn't it in Kansai?
It's in Kansai.
It's everywhere.
Is it small?
- Matsumoto-san. - Matsumoto-san.
- Matsumoto-san, Matsumoto-san. - From Butagama, Butagama, Butagama.
- Yes, yes. - From where you enter.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Oh, I see, I see.
- Matsumoto-san. - The guide will guide you.
Now, let's go.
Okonomiyaki in Kansai...
Excuse me.
Now, let's go.
Okonomiyaki restaurant in Kansai dialect.
Nori Tsukkomi edition.
Ready...
Start!
This is interesting.
- Welcome. - Welcome.
- Please come in.
This is an amazing Kansai dialect.
- This is an amazing Kansai dialect. - Please take a seat here.
- This is nice. - This is nice.
- Please take a seat. - This is an amazing Kansai dialect.
- This is an amazing Kansai dialect.
- This is nice, isn't it? - Yes, yes.
If you decide on a menu, please let me know again.
That's right.
They all look delicious.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- Pork ball... - Pork ball.
- One pork ball, please. - Yes, pork ball. Thank you very much.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's my first time here, but it looks delicious.
- Pork ball, please! - Yes!
Thank you!
Hey! Hey! Hey! You!
That's a dog's ball!
I said it's a pig's ball!
That's a dog's ball! Let me play with it!
I'm sorry!
I wanted to go with the flow.
Thank you for waiting!
Do you have salt in your pot today?
That's a pig's ball!
I'm sorry!
He's not very good either.
I don't know!
It was a pig's ball!
It was a useless pig's ball!
You are a useless pig!
Good evening!
I'm a pig now!
Is this the time for you to say that?
I'm sorry!
I'm going to do it!
I'm sorry!
I'm going to do it!
Hello!
Welcome!
I'm sorry!
What is he saying?
I'm sorry!
- Welcome! - Hello!
- Welcome! - Welcome!
- Here you go! - Nice, Japan!
- What's going on? - Huh?
- Oh, hello.
- Wow...
- I'm hungry...
- Which one should we get?
- Umm...
- Pork...
- Pork ball. - Pork ball.
- One pork ball, please!
- Yes, we have pork ball!
- No, I...
- I asked for it.
- Yes, you did.
- At Mr. Matsumoto's place...
- It's awkward, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- It's coming, it's coming. - Oh, excuse me.
- Here is... - They're talking to you.
- Okonomiyaki? - They're talking to you.
- The most important... - I don't know what they're doing.
- I don't know either. - Which one is it?
- Which one is it?
- Kansai Park? - Oh, there it is!
- I don't know either. - I just know this one.
- Excuse me. - Oh, my God! This game!
- Always... I was thinking about this game in my country.
- Oh, Jesus Christ! Oh, my God!
- Oh, look, look!
- Why is it like that?
- Yes, it was a pork ball! - Yes!
- What's going on?
- Wow!
- Thank you for waiting! - What?
- It's a squid ball!
- Yes, yes! This is the pork ball I asked for!
- Yes, thank you! 0 points!
- No, I don't know! Suddenly, it's normal... Huh? Really?
- It's a little different from what I expected. - Yes, I wanted to show you a pretty good example, but...
- No, you brought me a lot of different things earlier!
- It's not a pork ball, it's a squid ball!
- No, it's really weak!
- It's a little... Yes, it's a little... It's a little messed up, so it's 0 points!
- 0 points, huh...
- Excuse me! - Huh?
- I'm in the next shoot, so please withdraw!
- Are you in the next shoot? - Oh, I see.
- Thank you. - Oh, you were saying something next.
- It looks like we have another shoot here. - We only did two, didn't we?
- That's right. - We've been waiting for you since morning.
- No, we don't know about that. - We don't know about that.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Excuse me, we're withdrawing. - Yes.
- Excuse us. - Let's go.
- Well, we should have done more, but I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I wanted you to come out in the afternoon or something. - Oh, okay, sorry about that.
- Sorry about that. - I'm sorry we only did two.
- It's okay, it's okay. - It's because you all came out late.
- Let's do it again. - Okay.
- I definitely don't want you to come back.
- Thank you. - Thank you.