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On the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai", Chiki- chiki, blow away your nosebleed, nosebleed!
Nosebleed!
I know what you mean.
There have been many types of nosebleed in the past, but this time it's nosebleed.
Nosebleed?
Yes, nosebleed.
Nosebleed is what humans call "eyelids".
Eyelids are eyelids.
It's important.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's an important part.
We're going to fight using this today.
20 years ago, they faced off against the strongest honor in the entertainment world.
"Gaki no Tsukai" club series has been through many famous matches.
Weapons are one of their karmas.
They have gathered only for honor.
Who will they fight tonight?
Here is the opponent!
Nice to meet you.
I won't let you hit me in the nose.
Don't let me hit you in the nose.
I won't let you hit me in the nose.
Don't let me hit you in the nose.
You are very angry.
I told you already.
I'm not angry.
I'm praising you.
You will not lose.
You are different today.
You are the same.
But you are different.
You are different.
You are fresh.
You are not fresh.
You are angry.
You are angry as a master.
You are weak in the nose, but you are strong in the nose.
And you are noisy.
You are noisy.
Hanabu Choujou Kessen will be held.
Please explain the rules.
This match will be a battle of individual and group matches.
That's how it usually is.
If you win one match, you get 10 points.
In the end, the team with the most points wins.
Of course.
Finally, the curtain rises for the showdown between 10 entertainers using only their noses.
The first round of the showdown is...
"Nose Flute Time Attack Battle"!
In this competition, the team with the most total time of 5 people will win.
For now, it's fine if you use your noses, right?
That's right!
The first one is... Tanaka!
Tanaka-san, go ahead!
That's disgusting!
Who said it's disgusting?!
That's disgusting!
Who said it's disgusting?!
Who kicked you next?!
"Mitari Kouki", "Kiniirare", "Shakurei"...
Everyone, say it!
Yoshimoto's dream team, who will you choose?
One, two...
Kousei!
Yes!
Kousei!
What do you mean, "Kousei"?
What's up with you?!
You're wearing morning glory glasses!
Morning glory glasses!
You have quite a lot of bad things to say!
You don't like anything!
Then, Yoshimoto's dream team will go first!
Kousei's challenge!
Three...
Two...
One...
No, no, no!
Not on the ground!
Why?
You can do it, right?
Now, let's see your time.
Here it is!
It was louder!
Only the part where the sound comes out was counted.
That's right!
Are you stupid?
That's right!
Don't lose, Tanaka!
"Sara Sara Hea"!
"Sara Sara Hea" is...
Tanaka's challenge!
Don't lose!
That person is crazy!
Wait, wait, wait...
This is good.
This is really long.
"Kanamu"! "Kanamu"! "Kanamu"!
Is it allowed to start!?
It's already a warm-up!
You're crazy!
You did it like this too!
I didn't do it
Look up
Let's see Tanaka san's time
Tanaka san's time is
7.5 seconds
Hanabue's time attack
Self defense is Shouji vs End
Love match
Is Shouji here?
He is here!
Hanatee! Hanatee!
Please!
Hanatee!
It's a rule!
It's not good!
It's Hanatee!
Hanatee!
Final round!
It's over!
Yoshimoto and Shouji's challenge!
Please, Shouji!
Good!
That was pretty long!
It wasn't hard at all!
Let's see Shouji's time!
Here it is!
Time over!
What is that?!
What?!
With this, it's decided that his face is about twenty years old!
There's no way he's twenty years old!
Well then, it's time for the high school musical instrument team, Endo-san's challenge!
Three, two, one!
Endo!
Oh!
Endo-san's time is...
Eight seconds!
In the middle school match, Iwao vs. Hamada, the flute is changed.
- How about you, Hamada? - No, I can't.
- Then, it's okay. - He's a rapper.
- He's a rapper.
Then, it's time for the high school musical instrument team, Iwao-san's challenge!
Three, two, one!
Good!
Do you put that in?
That thing?
Do you put that thing in?
That's water.
Is it like the last of bean sprouts?
It's thin.
Is it an instrument note?
This is the last one!
8 seconds!
Do you put it in?
Put in the thin one and wait for 8 seconds!
Let's put in a gun!
He put it in hard.
There is no air leak.
Is it okay?
There is no air leak, so it's okay.
Here you go, little gorilla!
Take it easy, take it easy.
Fujiwara-san, you'll be punished!
You just said it!
When I picked it up, it really was a little gorilla.
There is no air leak!
I know, I know!
I put it in hard!
Next up is the kids' team!
It's your turn!
Tofu-ya
"Tofu-ya"!
You can't say that!
"Moe-moe"!
"Tofu-ya"!
If you keep doing it, it's not okay!
That's the first one!
That's the rapper's mark!
That's weird!
Let's take a look at Haman-san's team!
3 seconds!
There's nothing!
There was 3 seconds, but...
Why didn't you do it?
The rematch is a match with a higher difficulty whistle!
There's one more whistle.
Let's do it together.
They're the same.
Is this the whistle?
No, this is the whistle.
This is the whistle.
No, this is the whistle.
This is the whistle.
Didn't you see it?
This is the whistle.
I'm sorry.
What is that?
There's nothing!
It's clear!
Next up is Yoshimoto Dream Team's Nishida-san!
Check! Check! Check!
Check!
There's no sound!
Try blowing it!
There's no sound!
Nishida-san, 0 seconds.
Hosei-san, 3 seconds.
Next up is Hosei-san's challenge!
3...
2...
1...
What was that sound?
What? What?
What do you want me to do?
Here is the time.
2 seconds.
It was ringing.
5 seconds difference.
Matsumoto is leading.
This will ring for sure.
What happened to my finger?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, right?
Can you do the back half?
Why did you do it first?
Which one do you like better?
You do it.
Let's stop it.
It hurts.
It will ring for sure.
I'm scared.
It's the same for teammates.
Let's start with Matsumoto's challenge.
3... 2... 1...
This is not good.
It's too small.
This is not good!
You stopped it in the middle of it.
No, I didn't.
You didn't stop it.
I did like this.
I didn't hear you!
Is it the right time?
Okay, let's do it again.
Let's do it again.
Matsumoto-san!
You can do it again and again.
Why did you do it normally?
Can you do it again?
Let's do it again.
Let's do it again and again.
3... 2... 1...
Why is it taking you so long?
I told you before.
Can you do it one more time?
I can't do it.
What's the difference now?
If Fujimoto says 10 seconds, will we win?
Fujimoto said 10 seconds.
We can do it!
Let's do it!
Yoshimoto's dream team, Fujimoto's challenge!
3... 2... 1...
Wait...
Wait! Wait!
Don't invite me!
You're laughing all the time!
It's not like that!
When you say "3... 2... " I'm like...
It's because you're laughing!
Wait! Don't laugh!
I'm not laughing!
You're laughing! You're in my way!
Can I do it one more time?
You didn't start blowing it yet.
Let's do it! Yoshimoto's dream team, Fujimoto's challenge!
3... 2... 1...
Yoshimoto's dream team, Fujimoto's challenge!
Go, go, go!
He did it! He definitely did it!
He definitely did it!
He did it!
Fujimoto's time is...
This one!
10 seconds!
First, Yoshimoto's dream team gets 10 points!
Alright, here is the next battle!
Hanage-tsuna-hiki battle!
Good, good!
He's taking it!
I'm not taking it!
Brazilian Wax - Hanage-tsuna-hiki battle is...
Kunishida vs. Tanaka!
I'm not going to lose to this piece of junk.
"Piece of junk"? It's been a while since I heard that word.
Watch out!
You're good!
Try not to lose as much as you can!
Shut up, Tanaka!
You're not listening at all!
Tanaka, do it properly!
Who are you calling "Tanaka"?!
Do it properly!
Who is it?!
Is it really "Mannaka"?!
You arrogant dog!
Alright, here we go!
Hanage-tsuna-hiki battle!
Tanaka vs. Nishida!
On your marks, get set...
Go!
Go for it!
Alright!
Watch out! Watch out!
It's okay! It's okay!
Watch out for attacks!
That's right!
When you attack and when you defend...
Can you pull it a little more?
It's okay!
You have an advantage now!
You can pull it now!
But will he take it?
He'll take it!
He'll definitely take it!
He'll take it!
Oh, no! He'll take it.
- He won't take it! - "He won't! It's okay, it's okay."
It's actually quite hard. Can you do it?
Why don't you step on it a little?
Yes, like that.
- "It's working." - "Yes, it is."
Don't make a mistake when you attack.
Oh, no! He'll take it!
- "He'll take it! What's up with that?" - "He'll take it! Stop it!"
Okay, of course, you can push hard. You can touch it, too.
No, no, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait! He'll take it away!
Not yet, not yet! That's it! That's it!
I can't do it
He did it
The winner is Yoshimoto dream team
So weak
It's not funny at all
Does it hurt or anything?
You said "tsurun"
It's not like that
It hurts a lot
It hurts now
He said it!
Here is the next battle!
BUTABANA DENGON GAME
I'm good at it!
This is a team competition where you have to say the topic in your own way.
If you say it correctly until the end, you will get 10 points!
Here is the topic for the kids' team.
Don't look at me!
"BUTABANA DENGON GAME" Start!
Come on!
Do I have to spit it out?
He said it! He said it!
Don't say it! He said it!
He didn't say it!
"BUTABANA DENGON GAME" Again!
Don't say it!
He said it!
Take this!
Yoshimoto's dream team knows the correct answer!
- That's right! - Definitely!
- They know it! - They know it!
First of all, please tell Hamada-san.
- Don't say anything! - Don't say anything!
Didn't we get something wrong?
- It's okay, it's okay! - Yes!
- Here we go! - Yes!
- Matsumoto-san is really good! - I learned it from you!
- Here we go! - He's really talented!
- Amazing!
- He can't do it many times! - He's only done it once. - I don't know what he's thinking.
- He's too good! - He's good!
- If you know it, you can do it really well! - Amazing!
- Here we go! Amano-san and Eno-san, please tell us! - He's a genius!
- A genius? So he's already done it?
- He's a genius! - I don't know!
- He's amazing so far!
- Eh? Are you threatening me? - Are you threatening me?
- Eh? You can't do pig nose? - Eh? You can't do pig nose?
- Eh? What are you doing? - Eh? What are you doing?
- Eh? Wait a minute! Wait a minute! A genius! - I know, I know!
- He's worked hard! - I know, I know!
- He's really talented in downtown! - Here we go!
- Eh? What is this? - Are you threatening me?
- He's really good! - Wait, wait, wait!
- Eh? Wait, wait, wait! - It's not "su" when you think it's "dasu"?
- Eh? What is it? - You can't do it? - Here we go!
- Pig nose...
- What? What? It's not coming out! Why are you laughing?
- I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
- Give me a break! Give me a break! - Eh? Eh? I was practicing over there!
- Give me a break! Give me a break! - Are you sure you can't do pig nose?
- Someone, please teach him how to do it.
- Hamada-san! Hamada-san! It's the other way around!
- Are you threatening me? - What is this?
- What are you doing? - It's "tsui" but you should say it in words.
- You can't spit it out! You can't spit it out! - It's "tsui"!
- It's "tsui"!
- Spit it out! Spit it out! Spit it out!
- Spit it out!
- Spit it out! Spit it out! - Spit it out! Spit it out!
- Spit it out! Spit it out! Spit it out! - Spit it out! Spit it out!
Hamada moves to the last round because of pig nose impossible.
Once again, Matsumoto's pig nose brings us back to the game.
- This guy is good. - He's good.
- He's really good. - He's good.
- One round is enough, right? - Huh?
- No, Yuta. - No, no, no!
- You can't say that! - I've said it many times!
- You can't say that! - I said he's good!
- But... - I can't say it.
You can't say it, Matsumoto.
- I'm saying it. - He's good.
- He's good.
- I got it, Yuta. - He's good.
- Yuto, please give a message to Tanaka. - I don't know if I can do it.
- Tanaka is dangerous. - I'll do it.
Don't laugh. I'm serious.
- I can't help it. - I can't help it.
I'll do it.
- He's good. - He's good.
- Okay, Tanaka. - Okay, I got it!
- Please give a message to Tama. - I got it!
- Okay, you can do it. - I'll do it.
- I'll do it.
You suck.
- Oh, no. - Well, well, well...
- But... - Tama, you saved me.
- He suddenly got rough. - Is my nose ringing?
- My nose isn't ringing, is it? - It's getting harder and harder.
- Do your pig nose. - He answered me.
He answered me with his pig nose.
- He said "yes". - No, don't get me wrong.
- I don't want to act like that anymore. - You can't do it anymore.
- I can't tell you what I'm thinking. - I want to do it.
- I think you're right. - I think you're right.
Well, then...
Mr. Hammer...
Please answer!
"Hohokekyo" (Japanese national anthem)
- You did it! - You did it!
- Why did you answer with a cry? - Why did you cry with a pig's nose?
- Seriously? - You know what it is, right, Mr. Tanaka?
- Mr. Tanaka, you know what it is? - There's no way it's right.
- It's the National Assembly Election Committee, right? - Yes.
- That's right. - I knew it!
- I knew it!
Next week...
Fireworks summary edition!
Hamada's pig's nose has finally awakened!
Who will win?
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