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Ha ha ha ha ha...
Ha ha ha ha...
I didn't think there would be a second one like this.
Eleven months ago, I punished them.
I thought they'd get tired of it, but they didn't get tired of it at all.
Do you know who they are?
There are four idiots who are always kids' servants.
Ha ha ha ha ha...
They are...
GOMIKUZU IKA!
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Today, I will punish them again.
First of all, this guy!
Because he is an idiot.
I said it many times 11 months ago, but I didn't learn anything.
The theme is...
Full Touch
This is like "Grandpa's Out", "Grandma's Out"
I will throw it away when it's ready.
At last...
Have you been watching it all the time?
Oh!
Here!
If I was like this in a bad situation, I would have been like this all the time.
Have you seen it?
No, I haven't.
The stupid Hamada says, "You've seen it, haven't you?"
Don't say it!
Look!
He says it again.
You've been saying it all the time, haven't you?
Look! He says it again.
Don't show it off!
Look! He says it again.
Out of all "Grandpa's Out" episodes, he says it all the time next to me.
It's like "Yohoel Kogataken".
"Chihuahua", "Yorkshire Terrier", "Pomeranian"...
They all look exactly like me!
Shut up!
Let's start with Hosei-san and Matsumoto-san.
Oh, I see.
Oh, there it is!
All of a sudden.
"BB QUEEN" "Dancing Ponpokorin"
BB QUEENS
That's what we should get, right?
Yes, that's right.
Why did you say it just now?
What?
- Hosei-san got it. - I got it.
And now Endo-san got it.
When we got it wrong, we got it, right?
BB QUEENS
Hey, Tanaka!
BB QUEENS
- Tanaka's "BB QUEENS" - No, we don't need it.
Everyone is thinking it's you.
BB QUEENS
- Yes, we had it first. - No, it's not that.
- What? - Yama-chan, let's go back...
and let's take Tanaka-do out first.
Who said that first?
Then, Tanaka-do is wrong.
That was a clear answer.
- Clearly. - What is it?
This game itself is complicated but...
I don't understand anything because there's people saying...
"no, no, no, no, no" and "no, no, no, no, no, no".
Who is that staff member who came in?
He's taking the slack off.
The staff members are also scared of Hamada.
So, we're taking Hamada with us.
I won't back down!
I, too, here and now, declare clearly!
I will never back down!
This is called "Borogachi beach ballet"
We are going to win with 100 points difference
Borogachi beach ballet
What's up with you?
Can you do it or not?
I'll do it
The bench is angry
Are you ok?
You should have been nice
You look like Kawahara
Hey!
Fifi was worried about Kawahara too
When she turned on the switch, she couldn't understand anything
She couldn't stop
Did she fire Yoshimoto?
Fire her!
She can't understand anything
She can't read anything
She was singing a song
Wo wo tonight
Toki niwa okoseyo
movement
tamaniwa koushite
yakamashiiwa
honno sukoshi dake tati
yakamashiiwa
I can't do it
movement
You are doing "movement"
movement
aikata mo aikata e de
The next competition is
Mezase! Sekai Kiroku! Nurunuru Hashiri Takatobi
Nurunuru
Oh, no!
He's going to climb over that height.
Oh, no!
- Oh, no! - Tanaka, that's not okay!
He's going to climb over that!
It's basic...
It's "hagoi"!
He's a failure!
It's "hagoi"!
It's not okay!
It's "hagoi" now!
His arms are not okay!
He loves "onara" (fart)
"onara", "oshiri" (ass)
"b**ch" (dick)
He loves them!
So he's about to bite them!
As soon as he hears "onara" he turns around!
I'm about to go home.
I love you so much.
Toru is one of the young members.
I'm going to ask 100 questions about Toru.
Tanaka-kun, you look like you have a lot of powder on your stomach.
He said "****".
Does it mean "****"?
I see.
That's a bad thing to say.
It's true.
Toru is one of the young members.
Who is it?
I don't know who will answer it.
It's you, Tanaka-san.
I'll answer it.
You have a lot of powder on your stomach.
You are an ordinary person.
You have a lot of "****".
You love "****", don't you?
"****", "****".
I love "****", don't you?
Even though you know it's "****" on TV, I'll say it over and over again!
Your muscles may be chubby, but your head is already "****".
Who do you think is the worst among the members of the band?
I have to say it every time.
I don't know if I should say it every time, but...
You won't give up "head end", will you?
Yes, I'll fight you.
Whenever I have this question, he always writes my name.
He doesn't think about anything else.
He's always doing the same thing.
That's why he's always doing "****".
What is "****"?
It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
I almost forgot.
I almost forgot who he is.
He's...
He's Rakugo of Naniwa.
He prepared this for you.
It's a one-point item for you.
This is what he prepared for you.
Yes, it's slippery. That's it! Turn it off! Turn it off!
Is that Fuchisoba?
- It's near Bancho. - Yes, Nihon Television Street.
Yes, Nihon Television Street.
- This is it, right? - Yes, it is.
- It's about half way down. - Yes, it's about half way down.
It's only 20 to 30 metres away.
- Where is it? - Here it is!
- We made it! - We made it!
We did it!
- So, where is Tanaka? - Yes.
- I was thinking about you all. - Yes.
- It's near Kouji Town Bancho Studio. - Kouji Town?
- Yes. - We came to Yudetaro.
- What? - That's why we should have gone to Yudetaro.
- It's impossible. - Yudetaro!
Matsumoto is right. Come to Yudetaro.
They keep saying this. "You went to Yudetaro." "You went to Yudetaro."
They say it over and over and over again.
"You went to a soba restaurant." "You went to a stand- up restaurant."
- It's the same thing! - It's the same thing!
- Come! - Come!
- Yudetaro. - Yudetaro.
Once again...
We will punish them four.
On the first episode of "Useful Things,"
Spend your life on this bite.
Prize money 100,000 yen.
Kikikan Coffee.
You drank it.
I don't drink much.
I don't drink much, either.
I don't like sweet things.
You don't like sweet things, do you?
I don't think so.
I've never seen you drink much.
I think I drink the most.
Kikan Coffee.
How do you like "Kikan Coffee" so far?
I'm going to punish them.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
I hope we can make a flow well
Endo-e's specialty is can coffee with refreshing taste
I've drunk this before
Really?
Yes
Is it okay now?
Yes, it's okay
It's okay
See you
Have I ever drunk this?
From there to here
Excuse me, I'll have this.
Beet black.
Is it a little different?
Is it different?
Well, not only the taste, but also the scent is important.
I know this.
Really? Is it different?
This is completely different.
Completely different. Really?
I didn't drink beet black.
Wow!
Do you know what this is?
Well, well, well.
I don't know.
Wait a minute. What should I do?
What does it taste like?
I don't know.
Can I touch it?
Yes, you can.
Can I touch it and drink it?
Yes, you can.
Well...
This is a little...
The scent is a little...
Yes, yes.
Maybe it's different.
I'll drink it.
Mr. Matsumoto, I know what it is.
I know what it is.
Really?
Is it different?
No!
This is completely different.
Well...
The one I drank is...
This one.
It's not beet.
Yes!
Wow!
Do you know what it is?
This is...
Do you know what it is?
I know what it is.
Yes.
If I'm right, it's 100,000 yen.
I'm sure it's all beet.
Beet black...
Yes, I chose beet myself.
Beet special.
You must have been confident.
Confidence? You're getting more and more confident.
Yeah, I'm getting more and more confident.
This is bad! This might be bad!
But this is the key point!
Yeah!
Wait a minute! Have you met him?
What?
I haven't met him.
Have you met him?
I haven't met him.
You haven't met him?
Yeah, I haven't met him.
I haven't met him.
Go for it!
How about this?
This is it!
This is the key point!
Oh, it's only the third one.
Well, well, well.
Excuse me!
What's up with you two?
The drink I'm drinking is not a special beat.
You're doing good.
Four, five, six, seven.
You're doing good.
Oh, sorry!
Sorry!
What's up with you two?
First of all...
What?
Really?
We've come this far. Let's open it.
Yeah!
Open it.
One, two, three, four, five...
It's refreshing.
It's refreshing. Let's go, Kendo.
Yeah, that's what it says.
It's refreshing.
Yeah, it is.
But the drink I'm drinking is not a special beat.
Wow!
Good, good, good.
That was dangerous.
You've probably been there, haven't you?
I don't know, but sometimes...
Oh, gross!
Ouch!
Hey, go away, Endo!
Endo!
That pain...
It's not good. It's always there.
I've never been here, so...
That pain...
Go for it!
Do your best!
Thank you.
Here I go. Go for it!
Go for it!
Endo!
Go for it, Endo!
Go for it!
Endo!
Thank you!
Ha-ha-ha!
The drink I'm drinking...
...is not...
...Coffee's Choice Coffee...
...at all!
Seriously?!
I knew it!
What is this?!
No, no...
Stop smiling at me!
That's not what I'm saying!
Ouch!
Can I ask you for a favor?
Please, make up your mind here.
It's sticky.
It's decided!
Okay, Hamada-san, here we go.
Oh, okay.
First of all...
First of all, the smell.
The smell is pretty important.
Hamada...
The smell is important.
You don't have to smell it so much.
What are you talking about?
What is "human coffee"?
What?
"Human coffee"?
That's probably...
That's probably pretty expensive.
That's probably the most expensive one.
Human coffee
How is it?
Okay, here we go.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Ah! - From motion...
- Ah, there's still more. - Come on!
- You're close. You're close!
- Come on! - Ah, good luck!
- Do you understand? - Let's do it!
- No, I'll do it! - No, you'll do it!
- I'll do it! - No, you'll do it!
- I'm a writer! - No, you're not!
- I'm... - What are you?
- I'm a writer! - Yeah.
- I've always... - What are you?
- My head... My head...
- Can you do it? - Can you do it?
- Oh, oh, oh! - Huh?
- You're much closer than before! - Yeah!
- Oh, I'm worried! - Oh, I'm worried!
- What's wrong? - Well, I guess...
- I guess...
- Well, let's do it!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Oh! - I'm already worried about this...
- Oh... - Oh, this...
- Let's do it! - Yeah!
- I'll drink...
- This coffee can!
- No! - No!
The CAN COFFEE CM will never again...
[Laughter]
This is a little difficult.
It's a bandana.
Now they will also become quiet.
[Laughter]
[Music]
Shall we go?
Yes.
OK.
Thank you for your hard work.
The ratio is high.
Is it bad?
It's really scary.
He says it hurts.
I'm sorry.
I've said it before.
I'm sorry.
Bang!
What is it?
I don't know.
How was it?
Mr. Kumamoto.
Ah...
I'm sorry.
I've said it before.
[Music]
[Laughter]
It was dangerous.
When I got on the platform, I slipped.
But Mr. Kumamoto was here.
I'm a little stiff.
It was very stable.
It's very stable.
I don't know why.
I thought it was a reliable body.
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Laughter]