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In the first episode of "Gaginotsukai Yawara",
Chiki Chiki, Toro Salmon, Kubota, Hichi Henge!
Hello!
Huh? It's been a while, hasn't it?
The 58th person.
This time, the person himself asked me to do a self- interrogation.
He really wanted me to do it.
For real?
Yes. I'm going to do 21 Henges.
I hope you can feel my enthusiasm with your skin.
I understand.
Now, let's begin today's match.
Toro Salmon, please!
Nice to meet you!
That's right. Your enthusiasm is intense.
21 is wrong. It's 26 Henges. 26.
That's quite a lot.
No, it's not 26.
It's 26.
That's amazing.
It's my first time doing a self-interrogation.
I see.
I don't know if you're focused on this or not,
but I didn't speak at all in yesterday's show.
That's a bad influence!
You're nervous, aren't you?
Don't come out!
What are you going to do?
The rankings are out.
What are you going to aim for?
I want to go to Mr. Komo's place, too.
That's right.
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
I want to be in the top five.
You're a great guy.
Self-interrogations are very strict here, too.
Yes.
It was tough.
You're making excuses.
I'm not making excuses!
Stop it!
You've been doing self-interrogations since last night!
It's not over yet!
I did "the world laughs at you" self- interrogation, but it's over now.
That's a problem before the competition!
We'll do our best to broadcast as much as we can.
Let's do our best!
What do you want me to do?
That's good. Suddenly you can have a conversation only with muscles.
I can't do it.
No, you can do it.
I can't do it.
You stand up too early.
I don't know because I'm thin.
Everyone is like that.
I can do it.
You can do it, but the conversation doesn't get interesting.
You can't do it.
You can't have a conversation, but it's not interesting.
Cleaning and such things.
Everyone is like that.
What do you think?
Cleaning... I can't do it.
I'm stuck.
Don't hold back, you're at your limit, you're at your limit today.
Now, it's time for girls to come in.
Please sit down next to the boys you like.
Now, please come in.
Now, from Melon-chan, Ichigo-chan, Garosu-chan, and Mika-chan.
Now, please come in, sit down, and drink.
Now, please go to your side.
Genki-san, please don't cause any trouble while you're talking.
Today, please go home happily.
Now, it's time for "Chai Cha Time" to start.
Now, everyone, please sit down as much as you like.
I'm sorry if I overdid it.
It's a one-time 60-minute match.
Get down.
No, I didn't do it.
Sir, what are you doing?
No, I didn't do anything.
Number six sheet, board, check, black, short man, fuzzy head, board.
What's wrong?
I don't know.
Aren't you crying, my girl?
Follow the rules!
Show me all of the cards.
Let me park my car at the entrance.
Hey, I'm doing it too!
I'm doing it for you all!
Are you okay?
It's nothing.
Aren't you crying?
Hey, lift up your head.
I'm doing it for you.
What are you doing?
What's wrong?
Did you say something?
I can't get excited if it's not this.
At that timing?
No way.
I'm telling you from above.
This is your fifth time, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Fifth?
It's your fifth time, isn't it?
You've been quiet all this time!
He's back.
Come back.
Huh? Have you seen him before?
Chairman.
Chairman?
Come here.
Hey, wait for me.
Black, short man.
Chairman!
He's really weird.
From the first shot, he's really weird.
There's a lot of people here today.
Is it you?
Yes.
Did you do something bad to my woman?
No, no.
Who is this?
Hamada.
I know you.
You like my comedy, don't you?
Yes.
I forgive you.
You saw me earlier, didn't you?
Right?
Do that.
Do the result announcement.
I like that.
Right?
I'm listening, right?
The result announcement on YouTube.
Right?
Do the result announcement.
Do the result announcement!
What's with that small voice?!
Am I not big enough for YouTube?!
Do the result announcement!
Are you going to lick me with this?!
I'll clean up. Go clean up. Go.
Go clean up. Go.
What the hell?!
That was long!
Did you say that?!
That was long!
Was it okay?!
You didn't have to say it in the second half, did you?!
You've been licking me a lot, haven't you?
You've been saying, "Hosei, let's play, let's play."
I didn't say that!
You've been saying it!
This is a bit of a problem!
You've been saying it!
You're doing it pretty realistically!
That's not bad.
I see...
Today's movie was fun!
Even at this age, we can watch a movie together!
It's red now!
At a place like this, it's not the time for an uncle and an auntie to talk about love!
I can't lose weight...
No matter how much I do...
Eight kilograms... Eight kilograms...
Ow! Ow! Ow! My stomach hurts!
Why is it happening at this timing?!
I can't help it...
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry...
Huh? It's too late...
This is the worst...
Hey! What are you doing?!
What?
You shouldn't have come at this hour.
It's been a while since I saw this light.
What are you talking about?!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
You're overdoing it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
The light turned blue.
I'm sorry!
Hurry up and disappear!
You idiot!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry!
Go away!
Dad?
I didn't know this would happen!
My skin is peeling off of the asphalt!
I don't know about this world anymore.
It was a good story, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was good.
I thought it might be COVID-19 because of the acrylic board.
To protect from there.
This is necessary.
He's an idiot.
Every day, one or two stupid stories, three or four.
Well, I'll get started right away.
What I'm working on is a small soba shop.
Small or big, each one imagines.
Well, if you go into the soba shop there, my wife's mother-in-law.
There is a woman named Omame.
They have been working together for more than 50 years.
There is a man who is as energetic and famous in the city as usual.
Hey, the cook is here!
The cook was the most evil and famous man.
When I enter the room again, I shake my wife.
When I push my wife, the cook calls me.
Hey, bring me a large serving of soba!
Excuse me, it's a large serving.
It's a small serving.
Oh, it's not a small serving.
It's a small soba.
Then I say to Omame, "Hey, Omame, bring me a small soba."
Yes, sir.
Omame goes and enters the soba shop.
Then Omame doesn't come out of there, does he?
I think it's strange, and I turn my ear to the soba shop.
Is it the sound of soba?
This is the sound.
Hey, Umami, what are you doing?
Umami doesn't say anything.
Hey, Umami, please say something.
Did a customer come?
Hey, Umami, are you listening?
What is the sound?
I don't know, but I can hear the sound.
I felt sick, and I went out of the soba shop and headed for the eel restaurant.
I looked at the narrow road in the back for a long time and saw a man I had never seen before.
Hey, it's Shoukichi!
Huh? The Shoukichi I saw earlier is calling me again.
What are you doing, Shoukichi?
Oh, I'm having my soba noodles grabbed by Umami.
Then Shoukichi responds.
Hey, Umami, why don't you come in with me?
That's not possible!
When I realized it, it was strange, and my soba noodles...
When I realized it, my soba noodles came in with a bang.
What day is it today?
I thought and went back to the direction of the restaurant.
The lid of the eel restaurant was open.
Who is it? What are you doing in an eel restaurant like this?
I opened the eel restaurant.
I was surprised.
A person.
Hey, it's Shoukichi!
Shoukichi came out of the eel restaurant.
When I looked at it, Umami was touching my soba noodles.
Then Umami...
At that moment, a white thing like soba soup came out of the eel restaurant.
It touched my mouth a little and when I licked it, it was salty.
It tasted like a salt beach on the coast of the sea.
What a wonderful day!
I hope it becomes a dream.
It's always like that.
Only at the end, it's like a fairy tale.
It becomes a ninja story.
It's always like that.
Then, I'll go to the theater this time.
Is it a theater?
It's a Japanese song, isn't it?
I want to be a crocodile! I want to be a crocodile!
It was crazy!
Amazing!
This is the genius gorilla Kaz's face!
[Genius gorilla Kaz's special skill]
Everyone, please watch Kaz's special skill!
First of all, let's say "thank you" to the audience who came to see us!
A
Li
Ga
to
cormorant
You even know the letters! You're smart!
Everyone, please give him a round of applause!
Don't touch his butt, Kaz!
Kaz, wake up!
Audience next door, please rub Kaz's back!
If you have a banana in front of you, peel it off and let Kaz eat it!
Kaz will never be this happy! Everyone, please give him a round of applause!
Why won't you eat it?!
Kazu-kun, why are you getting drunk again?!
Customers next door, please give Kazu-kun a back rub!
Today, Kazu-kun will give you a special fruit shake!
Kazu-kun, come on, give it to everyone!
(Gorilla sounds)
What a great patience!
It's rare for Kazu-kun to get so excited!
But Gorilla is happy!
Huh? Kazu-kun seems like he wants to say something!
(Gorilla sounds)
Pa? Pa?!
Papa! Papa!
Wow, Kazu-kun! That's the first time I've heard you say it!
It's all thanks to Gorilla's papa!
And that was the genius gorilla, Kazu-kun show!
(Gorilla sounds)
Kazu-kun, you said it!
Papa!
Papa, papa...
Wow, it's getting sweet!
Well, I don't know if it's really a spider or not...
(Gorilla sounds)
Hey, move it!
(Gorilla sounds)
Hey, you bastard!
How many days has it been since you went to the store today?
Twenty... twenty days.
You've been doing this for twenty days in a row!
It's disgusting!
(Gorilla sounds)
Get used to being here!
Please be nice to me next time, Mr. Mayor!
How is it? Is it okay like this?
Now...
Please don't do it! Please don't do it!
Today, I will bully you a lot with this, which you love so much!
Please don't do it!
Do you want me to stop?
Yes, I do!
Take it!
I want it!
I want it! Please!
Here we go!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Take it!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I can't... I can't stand it anymore...
Get off!
Okay...
Your favorite things...
Take it!
That's...
Take it!
That's... okay...
Can I smell it?
Yes, you can!
How is it?
I can't stand it anymore...
You can't stand it anymore...
I'm back!
You! You want to see what's inside, don't you?
Yes, can I see it?
Oh, I can't stand it...
It's too early!
Sorry.
See?
Wait!
I said it's too early!
I'm sorry.
See, it's coming out.
It's coming out.
I can't stand it anymore!
See?
Zero is no good!
I'm sorry.
I gave you too many rewards.
Put this on your waist.
Oh, you mean...
The legendary...
Won't it cost you money?
Are you okay?
Yes.
Hurry up.
What?
Lower it!
Please lower it.
Hurry up!
I'm sorry.
It's full of damage!
It's going to spill!
It spilled!
It's too much!
I'll give you a reward.
Come here.
What is it?
I'll give you a reward, too.
As a human being...
It's almost over!
Listen!
What?
Listen!
Here I go!
Please extend! Please extend until you die!
Listen! This time I'll play without knowing.
Is it too late?
It works. My body is paralyzed.
Come here!
Please put a cane in my eye.
Come here!
I'm sorry.
I laughed all the time.
You have a strong personality.
Unexpectedly, Mr. M laughed a lot.
Mr. Matsumoto and I laughed a lot.
Hello?
I just came back.
What are you doing? It's none of your business.
I'm alone. I have nothing to do.
I'm playing alone.
What?
I'm sorry. I'll say it again.
The F-1 will start. I want to see it.
I'll hang up.
It's funny to imagine F-1 alone and do it.
McLaren is going to start.
John Lennon is following from behind.
They are going in a circle.
I can't stand it.
They are chasing.
400 to 500 km/h.
I can't stand it.
I haven't seen it.
It's here.
This is where the start line passes.
Yes, it's here.
The start line is straight to the goal.
It's here.
You're out of your mind!
500kg! 600kg!
You go straight to the ball!
He'll get it! He'll get it!
But McGryme will come back!
From here!
No, no.
- From here! - Masakazu is too heavy.
From here!
That's it! That's it!
- That's it! - That's it!
Just like that!
That's it!
- That's it! - That's it!
Just like that!
Don't follow me!
That's it!
What do you know about limbic?
I don't know how to run a business like this.
I'll do it until the afternoon of Emezu Asia I saw just now.
I have no choice but to do it.
It's the worst.
It doesn't end with a traffic accident.
What kind of logic is that?
I thought it would be messy.
But it's clean.
It's cleaner than I thought.
I like it.
It's like Papillon.
This is the last one.
It's the last one again.
That's right.
What is it?
Thank you for your hard work.
In the end...
I got a mustache.
You are bad-tempered.
Please forgive me.
You are bad-tempered.
Please add 1000 yen.
I beg you.
I don't want it for life.
You were using a plastic bottle, weren't you?
That's right.
But it's not an accident.
It's only sound.
It was amazing.
You looked like Jack Nicholson.
That's right.
Why do you call me Jack Nicholson?
I don't know.
It was good.