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Tonight's "kid's servant" is...
Hi! I'm Sharinosuke!
I'm the delicious rice you bought me at the grocery store!
Cardboard entertainer, already a middle school student's 24-hour long interview, complete!
A young man raised in Nagano.
I couldn't even hold a woman's hand.
Ah, but the girls wrote "breasts" in their notes.
The girls wrote "breasts" in their notes.
I've always had that kind of paper.
It's important.
Agricultural high school baseball era.
Air raids.
Before first class...
I dug a pitfall.
Why did you dig a pitfall?
I got really, really angry.
It's annoying to say "batchikooi!"
So I said "batchikooi!" on the radio.
I've been playing it all day during the game.
Why?!
Such a rampage will change tonight!
He's from China!
Every morning...
I always...
watch StoryDay.
The second half will be even more interesting, so let's move on to the second half!
The time is 9:14 p.m.
It's past nine o'clock now, so we haven't even cut half of it yet.
Wait a minute.
I don't like that way of saying it.
We haven't even cut half of it yet.
You cut it without stopping all the time, so I think it's okay to cut it a little bit.
Let's take a little break.
I'm starting to feel a little tired, but...
I go back to the hotel and listen to the stories of the young gamers.
If you have a movie theater that you remember, please let me know.
At first, I was so nervous that I didn't know where to put my luggage, and I was always standing at the edge.
It's on the seventh floor of Shinjuku Station.
At the bottom of the concourse, we were hanging things up from the first year to the third year.
There are quite a few people hanging things up here.
It's the first time I've seen someone scream so loudly like this.
I got compliments from salarymen and stuff.
When I was little, my dad said, "Give it to me," and I got 1,000 yen.
I've been given only 1,000 yen, and I was so happy at that time.
In my youth, I pursued only the dream of comedy.
What I always did before my part-time job at the time...
There are many shops you've been to before your part- time job, right?
What kind of shop was it?
Before my part-time job...
It's a certain station, but before a certain station, there was an Arcade shopping district.
There are about three adult video stores.
And if you go to JR station, there is one more adult video store.
There are four of them.
Yes, it's a good balance.
What did you go for?
I went to see the package.
It was a little 8,000 yen or 16,000 yen, so I just looked at the package and remembered something.
My part-time job starts at 11:30, so I go to the city at about 9 o'clock and watch four adult videos in a rhythm of one, two, three, four.
Please tell me about the sexy actress you liked at the time.
I don't know anything about actresses at all.
I'm sorry.
I like amateurs.
Like, "It's my first time out."
Well, it's different for everyone.
That's right.
I like sports events where everyone is exercising.
Sports events...
I like sports events where everyone is exercising.
I like being able to do it all at once.
Not one-on-one.
I like one-on-one sports events.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean one-on-one sports events?
It's sexy.
That's right.
It's like this.
Why are you laughing?
Is Mori-san in there?
Mori-san is in there.
In his fourth year as an actor and using cardboard, his work began to increase.
Finally...
Hurry up! I'm late!
In 2008, Yamohan Grand Prix in downtown Yokohama, they had their first collaboration.
From Matsumoto-san's impression...
I couldn't see anything because of the light.
I was too excited.
I was too nervous.
I was like, "Where is Matsumoto-san?"
What about you, Hamada-san?
I could see you, Hamada-san.
He may look a little tired, but he answers each and every question sincerely.
It's finally been 13 hours since the interview began.
Then, suddenly, something unexpected happens in the middle of the interview.
Why didn't you follow me?
Whatever.
I'm getting sleepy.
Maybe.
It's hard to move forward.
Here it comes.
- Mr. Wachan! - Yes, sir!
"Yes, sir"?
I'm sorry.
Darn it!
A sudden downpour hinders the interview.
Tell us about the first TV show you appeared in.
- Tell us about your break! - Oh, I'm sorry!
Whoa, hang on! This is bad for you!
Just give me ten minutes.
Please, just let me doze off for ten minutes.
Of course, he can't take a break.
Instead of changing his mood, he leaves the hotel and moves somewhere else.
What time do you usually go to bed?
- I usually go to bed at around eleven. - No, you don't.
- I go to bed at twelve. - I see.
Even if it's late, I try to go to bed at around one.
I can't go past one.
I get scared when I go past twelve.
We're sleeping in this world, aren't we?
We're the only ones awake.
I'm scared that I'm the only one awake.
I feel like I might die.
Asakusa's Sento came to Asakusa because he's scared of water deers.
He's going to take a bath to refresh himself.
Where do you take a bath first?
- Before you take a bath... - From the head, right?
- From the head. - Oh, you're a fisherman!
Of course, he continues his interview even when he's in New York.
Do you want to take a bath with your girlfriend you're dating?
I do.
How do you want to spend your time in the bath?
I want to take a bath and wash my face.
I also want to take a bath in a small bathtub.
I also want to use my legs like a crab claw.
In order to get rid of his sleepiness, he goes to a sauna.
Here, he asks about his health during his stay in the sauna.
It's so hot! Why do I have to go to the sauna at this hour?
Do you have a health diagnosis?
No, I avoid it all the time.
I avoid it all the time, so I don't have a health diagnosis.
Is there anything you usually take care of?
It's so hot!
Oh, no!
My ears are burning!
Even in a sauna at 100 degrees Celsius, he continues his interview for 10 minutes.
What do you think of naked entertainers?
I like summer, but winter is tough.
I think I'm going to pass out.
Roast yourself in a sauna.
Cool yourself off in a water bath.
He's all dressed up, and he's not sleepy at all.
- I'm not dressed up at all. - You look like a thunderbolt.
From here, as they walk through Asakusa in the middle of the night,
they hear stories about the benefits of life.
In your life so far, have you felt any benefits?
The benefits I can think of right now are...
In Tokyo, Mr. Oya...
Rather than forming a duo or a group of four,
it's better to do it as a pin entertainer,
and you'll definitely succeed.
In addition, by chance in the city,
one entertainer's words saved him.
On that day, it was raining heavily and cardboard boxes were all over the place.
At the bus stop of Haneda Airport's limousine bus, I called my mother at home and said,
Mom, when you are 40 years old, you may not be able to make cardboard boxes anymore.
Immediately after I hung up the phone, a man in beige clothes approached me.
I wondered who he was, and he was wearing a hat and a mask.
Nice to meet you. I'm Egashira. It's 2:50 pm.
I've never met you before, but Egashira-san suddenly appeared in front of me.
Does he always carry that cardboard box himself?
"Good luck!" He said and shook my hands.
I called my mother in a hurry and said, "Mom, you said you would stop cardboard boxes earlier,"
but I can't help but laugh at you without stopping cardboard boxes.
That's how I was able to declare it to my mother.
Egashira-san's words made me face gay people more sincerely.
I returned to the hotel after 2 am.
From here, we will approach the mysterious female relationship in the middle of the night.
"Have you ever been in a relationship before?" "Yes, I have."
"How many people do you have?" "Some people are very short,"
about three or four people.
"How old were you when you first kissed?" "About 29 years old."
What kind of situation was it?
I went to a shop.
What kind of shop was it?
It was like a service where you can touch me.
I went to a shop where you can touch me.
My lips were so big that I felt a little uncomfortable.
My lips were so big that I was worried and went home.
What was your first kiss like?
I didn't go out with anyone.
I came to Tokyo to make a living.
I didn't make a girlfriend.
One day when I was 29 years old,
Suddenly, the sign at the shop was shining.
I was sucked into the sign.
I went to the shop.
I had my first kiss at the shop.
My lips were so big that I went home.
I kissed you a lot.
It was my first kiss.
My lips were this big.
My girlfriend was surprised, too.
From now on, the interview will be more in-depth.
What do you do when you don't have a girlfriend?
Every morning, I'm alone for sure.
- Every morning? - Every morning.
I count the time I wake up and count the time I get ready.
And I do it one hour and twenty minutes before I leave the house.
- Have you been doing it properly today? - Yes, I did it once in the morning.
- Do you watch something or something like that? - I have a lot of imaginations.
I wish I had a girlfriend like that.
I wish she was by the river and kissing me.
I wish she came to my house and licked me.
- What do you mean "licked you"? - She licked me and licked me.
I wish she was so clean and licked me.
18 hours from the beginning.
- It's tough. - They return to their rooms and resume interviewing.
What's your favorite TV show?
- Mochu-san! - Yes?
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
Please tell us about Mochu-san's freedom of expression.
Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside...
What was the most painful thing in your life?
Mochu-san!
I'm sorry.
Even after that, while fighting his sleepiness,
Mochu sincerely answers the interview.
What did you bring with you?
Please stand up and say it cheerfully.
I'm useless now!
Out of all entertainers' gags, which one is the hardest?
About number 581.
Please tell us one of the 582 gags.
One of them...
"Doumo suimasen".
Hibiki-san's "Doumo suimasen".
That was number 582.
Mochu-san has been fighting his sleepiness until now,
but his character finally collapses.
From now on, viewers will ask Mochu-san questions.
Please answer them.
Please draw lots.
The winner is...
I'm sorry.
I understand.
I'll answer your questions.
When you're busy making jokes, how do you solve them?
I ride my bike and drink green tea.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Next question. - Yes, I'm sorry.
- That's how you do it! - I'm sorry.
If you could only have one thing on an uninhabited island, what would you take with you?
A crab-shaped lighter.
It has various functions as a lighter.
And since it's shaped like a crab, it might think you're its friend and come after you.
With this, you can catch crabs.
Let's exercise since it's morning.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
You're really sleepy, aren't you?
Ah! Ah! I'm scared!
- Ah! I'm scared! - Next question, please.
When I wake up in the morning...
It's a cat! It's a cat!
Ah! Ah! I'm scared!
- Ah! I'm scared! - Next question, please.
- It's traumatic, isn't it? - Yes.
Can I go up there for a moment?
Can I admire it one more time?
My eyes are tight and I can't open them.
- That's right. - It's cold.
- I'll put my head here and walk. - It's really scary!
Even if it ends now...
I don't know how to go home.
I can't stand up or change clothes.
I can't even change clothes.
It's a little cold for that now.
Right?
It's not a bad story at all.
Kojima-san, you should rest too.
You should rest too.
It's not like I want to rest.
Kojima-san, you should rest too.
It's not like I want to rest.
Also, you shouldn't bang the box.
You should promise me only that.
If I might go crazy like this in the future...
At that time, you shouldn't bang the box.
You shouldn't do that.
Right?
Let's go for a walk.
Let's go to a rose-colored world.
What's that?
It's just touching it and it smells.
You shouldn't be found out.
Kojima-san, you should rest now.
Close your eyes slowly.
And try to solve that problem.
Try to bang the box slowly.
It's easy to bang the box.
Right?
That's right.
Bang it slowly.
That's right.
Try to bang it slowly.
Slowly, slowly, go to sleep.
That's bad.
Ah! No! No!
That's not good.
I'm about to puke.
One hour left.
23 hours since the beginning.
One hour left for the long interview.
Please tell me your favorite quote.
Even if I retire, my giant army will remain immortal.
If you could become a professional wrestler, what would you name your team?
"San-kode-hyakuen" in katakana.
What do you want to be when you're reborn?
I want to be something like Yajirobe or something like that.
Yura Yura Yura Yura.
You want to be something like Yajirobe?
So far, in 24 hours, he answered 2846 questions and finally...
Now, this is the last question.
After talking for 24 hours, what was your life like?
A river or a river.
Even if you get hurt or sad,
the river has become thicker and thicker.
Mochi-san, you did it in 24 hours.
Wow! Thank you!
A wonderful 24-hour long interview.
You did it!
Thank you!
Cheers!
Let's do it together!
Everyone, please come out! You were definitely somewhere, weren't you? Please come out!
Thank you for coming!
It's too early, isn't it?
It's a little game with Kojima-san.
Kojima-san's kakun is really scary.
I still wake up regularly in the middle of the night.
It's definitely not good!
I'm sorry.
Do you have your own routine?
Is it decided in the morning?
It's noisy to reverse it.
It's not like I started my morning life, but I've been doing it all the time.
Even today?
Yes, I drink once a day.
I don't know why, but I'm more like that at night.
But it's in the morning.
It's in the morning.
What did you do after that location?
After that location, I went home at about 11 o'clock and did it once.
You should never do it again!
Don't come close!
Help me!