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First, "Chiki-chiki, already a middle school student, 24 hours, long interview"
You're busy.
Busy.
Busy, right?
Busy.
How many people did we have for this show?
Eight. Eight people.
You're the most decent...
Decent?
Decent.
You're the most decent, aren't you?
That's right.
You're all weird.
I don't know if I should comment on you.
That's right.
I don't know if there's something behind you.
Let's bring in our main guest.
Already a middle school student!
Welcome!
Thank you!
Thank you for the interview.
I don't really want to see you before the show.
You greeted me like an idiot.
It's annoying.
You greeted me twice in a row.
I don't usually greet like that.
I thought it would be better if you greeted me twice in a row.
Was this show hard for you?
I usually go to bed at midnight.
I don't know!
You don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
After midnight, you're in an unknown area.
Don't you ask for money for the show?
I ask for money for the show.
I go to bed in the middle of the night.
Really?
I haven't done that before.
That's surprising.
You shouldn't laugh.
You shouldn't look at me like that!
Don't say that!
I recorded it perfectly.
You recorded it perfectly?
Yes.
Twice in a row?
Yes, twice in a row!
I recorded it until I couldn't do anything.
A 24-hour long interview with a middle school student.
The stage of the challenge is a hotel in Nihonbashi, Tokyo.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Likewise.
Will it be okay?
- Are you worried? - Yes, I am.
- It's a royal suite. - It's amazing.
- Royal suite. - Royal suite.
- Really? - It's amazing.
- What is this? - Royal suite.
- Royal suite.
- I want to die. - It's fine.
- Be careful.
According to this list of interviews,
they will talk about their past lives and their future.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Likewise.
- Likewise.
A 24-hour talk by a middle school student.
Please let me check your profile.
Yes.
First of all, what is your real name?
Yes. My real name is Malta Noriyuki.
Malta Noriyuki.
What do you call yourself, Mr. Noriyuki?
Well, I write "happiness" at the starting point of my name.
I write it in kanji or something like "may you become smarter" or "may you be happy"
I write "happiness" at the starting point of my name.
Are you crying?
How old are you?
I'm 39 years old.
39 years old.
What is your anniversary?
My anniversary is February 14th, 1983.
It's Valentine's Day.
It's the same day for you, Mr. Juju.
What was it like for you, Mr. Juju, who was just born?
I don't know if I can say it myself, but I heard a lot of crying.
I heard a lot of crying.
My parents were also worried about me.
I heard a lot of crying.
Where were you born?
I was born in Nagano City, Nagano Prefecture.
Nagano City is the largest city in Nagano Prefecture and has a population of about 370,000 people.
An already middle school student who was born as a son of a male sibling in such a city.
What kind of person were their parents?
What kind of person was your mother?
She was there for me when I was in pain and in various situations.
What kind of person was your father?
My father was...
He was like a...
A...
Yes, he had a cute face.
He had that kind of face and was always...
He was always behind me.
He was behind me, so it was confusing.
He was raised by such parents and went to nursery school.
He was quiet and had a mature personality.
Did you ever make others laugh?
No.
And I liked Dr. Yoko Maruyama.
Was he a young doctor?
He was young and had long hair.
He was like an idol, like Nipporin.
Was Dr. Yoko Maruyama your first teacher?
Maybe.
Dr. Yoko Maruyama's...
I don't know why, but...
I've been to her house.
She praised me a lot.
Doesn't she like me?
That's what I thought.
Hmm... I don't like Ms. Maruyama Yoko.
Ms. Maruyama Yoko?
How many times do I have to tell you, Ms. Maruyama Yoko?
After his first love with Ms. Yoko in kindergarten,
he entered elementary school.
Was he popular in class?
He wasn't popular or anything like that.
He would quietly hang out with two or three people.
Something like that.
That's weird. You're already in middle school.
Don't change the subject.
Are you six years old?
He would quietly hang out with two or three people.
What kind of TV did you watch in elementary school?
In elementary school...
I watched a lot of 'downtown' on TV.
What did you watch?
I watched a lot of 'gotsueikanji'.
Everyone in my class talked about 'gotsueikanji'.
When I was in 5th or 6th grade,
it was already funny.
In elementary school, he was shocked by 'downtown' and started laughing.
In middle school, he joined the track and field club.
As a 'no-pan' hurdle runner, he was a hurdle runner.
What is 'no-pan'?
Mini-yokas were popular at the time.
If you cut corners or cut parts, you can run faster with a mini-yoka.
When I thought about what I should do to run faster, I thought it was a weight reduction.
I was flying hurdles with only my uniform.
Every time I flew a little, I heard a sound like 'charin'.
It was like picking up a coin.
Was it popular in middle school?
Not at all.
I couldn't even hold a woman's hand.
A woman wrote 'boobs' in my notebook.
With a red ballpoint pen.
She wrote 'boobs' in my notebook.
I had that paper with me all the time.
That 'boobs' was close to you.
I was excited just by the word 'boobs'.
I know what you mean.
She wrote 'boobs' in a round woman's handwriting.
You haven't finished yet.
I don't like this game.
What's that smell?
Is it a pee?
Three and a half hours have passed since the start.
Excuse me.
They head to the store in a car for lunch.
When do you feel stressed out the most?
Is it dust?
When dust is flying around.
At home, of course.
I feel like I have to clean up properly.
I saw dust last night, so I can't turn on the vacuum cleaner.
When I saw dust last night, I was like, "Oh, no."
Why do you look like you're about to pass out?
We've come to the Nakanobu Shopping District, where we usually walk.
It's getting warmer and warmer.
Hello.
It's Mr. Taisho.
Hello.
Thank you very much.
Good luck.
Yes, I'll do my best.
Good luck.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
You're popular.
Thank you very much.
At a cafe near the shopping district, we talk about high school days.
Which high school did you go to?
I went to Saracena Agricultural High School.
By the way, which club did you join in high school?
I joined a baseball club in high school.
It was my first time.
Did you do it with hope?
I thought it would be easy to join a baseball club.
The field of defense was small.
I thought it would be easy to join a baseball club.
So I joined a baseball club.
But I quit it in the middle of it.
From the end of the first year to the beginning of the second year, I quit it.
Before I joined a baseball club, I dug a pitfall.
I thought I could win a camp without getting any points.
At about six in the morning, I continued to dig pitfalls in front of the first base.
Then at about seven and a half or eight in the morning, the captain and everyone came.
"Why are you digging pitfalls?" I was very angry.
I put a lot of hot water in the helmet of the catcher.
"Dig a pitfall" is annoying.
I recorded "Dig a pitfall" on the radio and played it all the time during the game.
"Digging a pitfall" is more annoying.
I heard it for the first time.
"Stop it!" I was told by the captain.
"Stop it!" I said.
"Oh, I said too much." I thought.
"Stop it!" I said.
"Oh, stop it!" I said.
The captain told me to stop it as it was and I quit it.
I didn't know what to do.
When I quit, there were videos of Downtown.
Don't say my name there!
You've become our influence.
The comedy and jokes that Downtown did every week were always encouraging.
People were watching comedy all the time.
Comedy and...
It was disbanded, but I like X, so I've been watching X's live videos all the time.
You have a different image.
I watch X and Downtown every day.
His desire for comedy increased day by day.
In the summer of the third year of high school, he decided to study at NSC.
But in high school...
He promised his mother that he couldn't be a comedian.
He promised his mother that he would go to Yoshimoto's Fairy Castle for a year.
He decided to go to NSC around September of the third year of high school.
I don't want you to get angry.
That's what he said.
Let's go back in time and interview about the NSC era.
Did you form a duo at first?
Yes, we did.
We formed a duo called "Hatodokei".
We wanted to do "bokei", so we did "bokei".
But before "bokei", we did "haa" and "oooyai".
"I'm going to do "bokei" from now on."
The teacher found out about it and told me I wasn't suitable for "bokei".
So we did "tsukkomi" next time.
But before "tsukkomi", we did "aaah, why?" and "aaah, that's weird."
"I'm going to do "tsukkomi" from now on."
So we gave up forming a duo early on.
But on August 31st, 2001, there was "Yoseijo Live" and "NSC Live".
For the first time, 10 teams were chosen to do "bokei" in front of the audience.
Just recently, I saw people who had shared stories with me in front of the audience.
I was so proud and frustrated.
From now on, if I become the person who practices and thinks the most among these 400 people,
I wonder if I can do "live" or something like that.
That's why I started thinking about comedy a little more seriously.
With a serious mind, he decided to aim for comedy and continued his activities as a pin entertainer.
Every day, I went to a nearby drugstore to buy milk and pudding.
In front of the drugstore, there was always a pile of cardboard boxes.
"Oh, if I use this cardboard and make various buildings and various things and do a skit,
it will definitely stand out among people in manzai and skit.
It's something no one has done before, and I thought I'd give it a try."
That's how I started making cardboard stories in July of 2001.
Another middle school student who saw a cardboard box at a drugstore and was inspired by the current gay trend.
Here it is, for inspiration.
The next place she visited was a pizza place.
You often come to buy world-famous story items. What do you usually see?
I usually see paint, colored paper, and cardboard over there, so I also look at cardboard.
That's right. It's better than before.
"I have my own store, and I talk with the couple there, and they always give me energy and power when I eat there.
I want to make a skit with that couple's gratitude."
So, let's make a skit tool right away!
What are you trying to make?
Let me see... I'd like to make a skit about sushi.
Did you like cardboard stories from the beginning?
No, I didn't like them at all.
"The employees at Yoshimoto always come to my store and look at my skits, and I want them to turn around and look at my skit.
So I made a huge skit, and...
What's that, Emoto-kun?
No one uses such a huge skit as a skit.
It's funny, isn't it?
"But I won't let you fly this month," he said and dropped it.
The next month, he made a huge milk and said, "What are you doing, Marutoku?"
It's too novel for a cow to come out of a huge milk. You passed!
And he was able to perform for the first time.
Fifty minutes from the start of work.
At last!
There!
It's done!
Is it finished?
It's finished!
It will definitely be a good skit!
Let's go to the shop where the couple is waiting.
Let's go.
This is it.
It's a mountain shop.
Good evening!
Excuse me for disturbing you!
Thank you for waiting!
Excuse me for disturbing you!
Thank you for waiting!
When I'm having a hard time,
my mom and my husband
always talk to me.
When I'm having a hard time by myself,
I feel better when I come to a mountain shop.
Thank you for waiting!
Thank you for coming!
Mochu is always eating this.
It's a highly recommended sushi.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's the best!
Mochu is enjoying his favorite sushi.
Thank you for waiting!
Wow!
Natto roll, natto roll, sesame roll!
Here it is!
Let's give him a big hand!
Wow!
I'm so happy!
Thank you for helping me!
So we can switch places?
After this, Johnny will go to the hotel...
And I will go instead of Mochi?
That's right!
Here it is!
Let's give him a big hand!
It looks like a fun place!
I have one!
I see!
What is your best memory?
Wow!
She takes me out for drinks...
And for some reason...
She makes me exchange LINE messages with a man I don't know.
Hey, doggy!
Exchange LINE messages with me!
Exchange LINE messages with someone you don't know.
I see!
That's how it ends...
There is an event called "Mochu Student Competition"...
And in the end, Takagi wins.
And during the show...
For some reason, every time...
Iketani and Naoki...
Iketani is a windbreaker...
And Naoki is like "Whoa!"
And Iketani is like "Whoa!"
And Takagi is like "Congrats, Taka-chan!"
And Iketani is like "Whoa!"
It's not good to end like that...
And now...
The couple will show their gratitude...
This kind of relationship is terrible!
I don't get it at all!
And now... The couple will show their gratitude...
Nice to meet you.
And now...
Conte! Yamaya!
Hello! I am Sharinosuke!
I am the delicious rice that Yamaya-san gave me!
But you know what? Tomorrow is my day off.
I want you to dress me up for my day off!
Right?
Oh! Sharinosuke!
Do you want me to dress you up for your day off, too?
All right! Tomorrow is your day off!
How about this? How about a salmon hat?
Oh, I like it!
I like it, but I want you to dress me up for your day off.
How about a tuna hat?
Right?
How about a tuna hat?
Oh, but I want you to dress me up for your day off.
I want you to dress me up for your day off.
Oh!
How about a salmon roe hat?
I like it better than a salmon roe hat.
All right!
How about a green onion?
Right?
You can play with your hair like a green onion.
I like green onions!
By the way, who are you going to play with tomorrow?
I am going to play with Kebab-kun tomorrow!
You two have a big relationship!
How was it?
I'm happy.
I'm happy, too.
Their show of gratitude for each other is over.
They have less than half of the interview time.
Thank you.
They're going to the second half.
You were playing baseball all day.
I was surprised.
That's what happens when our team attacks.
I didn't notice it.
Did you record "bad boy" on a tape recorder?
I recorded "bad boy" on a tape recorder.
It's annoying to say it over and over again.
I recorded "hey, hey, hey" on a tape recorder, too.
I'm scared of it.
Next.
Every morning, I sleep alone.
The 24-hour long interview is over!
I think I'm going crazy.
Are you recording "bad boy"?
Can you take a break for a moment?
It's too late for Suima.
Mochiya-san.
I'm sleepy.
What is this?
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