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"Chiki-chiki" in "Gaki no Tsukaiara" episode!
"End of Yes" Jinnai and the real daikon, Chojo, will fight!
- Yes! - Yes!
- It's the third episode. - Yes.
- How is it? - To be honest, I'm already bored.
- Yes. - You're already bored?
- No, no, I'm not bored. People who watch TV aren't bored.
- That's right. - Yes.
- People who want to watch this... - Yes, yes, yes.
- The daikon has its own flavor. - Yes.
- Oden is the best! - Yes.
Endo and Jinnai will have a performance battle to decide who will be the real daikon.
Up until now, they've been acting in historical dramas and detective dramas...
- You're going with your wife, aren't you?! - Shut up and go away!
...but Jinnai has been called "king of daikon" twice in a row!
- How is it? I feel bad for Endo. - Yes, of course.
- He's been pretending to be a daikon. - That's true.
- I feel bad for him. - However!
Recently, I've had a chance to talk with writer and screenwriter Kouki Mitani.
Mitani-san, you love this show and watch it every week.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Looking at Endo-san's slanderous scenes... - Yes.
- I'd like you to say, "I'm definitely not going to use it in my work."
- I'd like you to say that. - Endo-bainer!
- Isn't he human?!
- It's a debate. - That's right.
- Anyway... - Let's welcome the two main characters!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- How do you feel? - No, no!
- This time... - Yes?
- I'd like you to do it for me. - What?!
- I'd like to give you a big response. - Yes.
- I've never seen a slanderous scene... - Yes.
- ...where a boss gets poisoned... - Yes, yes, yes.
- ...or a scene where a boss gets a full meal. - No, no.
- I've never seen it either. - You're all idiots!
- All of you are actors! - No, no.
- I couldn't do it emotionally. - Yes.
- So I'd like you to do it for me. - Yes, yes.
- The theme of today's performance is... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Love drama. - Yes.
- I've never done it before. - Yes, you haven't.
- I'm sure you can do it. - Yes.
Again, Endo and Jinnai shoot the same scene in advance.
The member who gets the lowest total score will be the unfair king of daikon.
The first scene is a proposal to a single mother.
What is the highlight of this scene?
Endo was buried and was originally an old friend, but now he is in love with an old man.
It's a little difficult.
Let's get started.
First of all, let's look at Endo's proposal to his single mother.
It was long.
The lines are also quite long.
Takashi.
Yes.
How about you?
Are you doing well?
I don't like this either.
Well, it's about you, so you must be busy even in heaven.
Oh, it's Endo's grandfather!
That's right.
You have children, too.
Endo, you came.
Yes.
I played baseball with Takashi in high school and set up a battery.
I will never forget my best friend's birthday.
Thank you very much.
Today, of course, I came to Takashi's grave, but I came here because I had one more thing I really wanted to tell you.
Something you want to say?
Yes.
It's shallow.
Dabo-san, I don't want to see your sad face anymore.
You have carried everything and raised Yuta-kun for this year.
Can you let me carry half of it from now on?
Dabo-san, will you marry me?
I am grateful for you, Endo-san.
As a man, I think it's a waste of my life.
But I still remember his voice clearly.
As long as I don't forget his gentle voice, I can't move forward.
Can you let me carry half of it from now on?
He started singing.
That's a lie!
That's how it is!
Are you going to sing like that here?
I don't think you should sing like that.
Don't sing like that!
As long as I don't forget his gentle voice, I can't move forward.
You are burning up!
I love you.
Is this a book?
What is this, Ultraman?
I will never read this!
But it's a lyric!
This is a lyric too!
But we will know why it's a lyric later.
The song is good.
But this part is good and I like it.
But we will know why you sang it now.
This is a book.
I want to change my channel.
This is the song you sang at your wedding.
Can you sing this song for me now?
Daigo san, will you marry me?
I understand.
But, Yuta...
Let me think about it!
Hey, Yuta.
What?
Don't you want a new dad?
No, I don't.
Why?
Because if I have a new dad, I won't be able to meet Endo's grandpa.
I don't want that!
That's disgusting!
Hey, Yuta!
Do you want to play baseball in the park?
Can I?
Yes!
Good one, Yuta.
From now on...
Yuta and I...
will batteries.
Batteries?
Stop it! Don't laugh!
Okay, let's go!
That kind of family doesn't exist.
We had a lot of fun.
We sang for that reason.
We may have had a reason...
but our singing style...
It's smelly.
It smells like a turtle.
It smells like a wild boar.
A wild boar?
It's smelly.
Okay, let's judge!
Okay!
Please show me your cards.
One, two, don!
I drew 5.
Oh, it's minus.
It's even.
It's minus.
It's minus!
It's not bad even if it's minus.
It's all the same.
It's not bad even if it's minus.
Let's see how they play.
Please!
I'll look at it.
Okay, I'll look at it.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
The camera work is the same.
I don't know how to sit.
Takashi, how about you? Are you doing well?
I'm sure you're busy working in heaven because of you.
Oh, it's Jinnai's uncle!
Jinnai, you came.
Yes, I was in a baseball team with Takashi when I was in high school.
I'll never forget my best friend's birthday.
Thank you very much.
Actually, I came here today not only for Takashi's funeral, but I had one thing I really wanted to tell you.
What do you want to say?
I don't want to see your sad face anymore.
Over the past year, you've carried everything and raised Yuta.
Can you let me carry half of it from now on?
Naoko, will you marry me?
I'm grateful to you, Jinnai.
As a man, I think it's a waste of me.
But I still remember his voice clearly.
As long as I don't forget his kind and enveloping voice, I can't move forward.
If you can say it in words, it's a little better.
Even though I can get it in my cold heart.
Is it a picture you want to retire?
I was talking to my trembling eyes.
If we met earlier, we wouldn't have to pay so much.
I want to forget you.
I can't forget you.
Even if I can't forgive you.
Even if I can't hold you.
Even in the future.
Even on a starry night.
Baby.
What are you saying?
It's good.
What is it?
It's good.
It's a song I sang you at my wedding.
Can you sing me this song this time?
Naoko.
Please get married!
I understand.
But I don't know what to say.
Hey, Yuta-kun.
What?
Hey, Yuta-kun!
I don't want a new dad.
No, I don't want one.
Why not?
Because if I have a new dad, I won't be able to see Jinnai-no-uji-chan.
I don't want that!
Gross.
I can't laugh. I can't laugh at all.
Alright, Yuta. Let's play basketball in the park!
Is it okay?
From now on, Yuta and I will eat batteries!
What is a "battery"?
Don't you know about batteries, too?!
A "catcher" and "pitcher" are batteries.
From today, I'm going to catch up with you.
I'm going to beat you up today.
No.
It was absolutely good.
It was absolutely good even from my point of view.
To you, Yuta-kun...
Hey, Yuta-kun!
I told you a little bit.
Yuta-kun, don't you have that kind of emotion?
I didn't have a gentle "kun" like you said.
No, because you and I play together several times every day.
Yuta-kun!
It's in there, so it's a little rich.
Let's go to the judgment for now.
One, two, three.
What?
I'm sorry.
Wow!
Again!
It's a double.
When you laugh, your eyes don't laugh.
That's what it's like in hell.
No, you shouldn't eat like that in a place like this.
You're out of your mind.
That's why I don't watch morning programs.
No one knows.
The next theme is "dirty affairs."
Wow, that sounds fun.
The outcome is decided here.
There's a lot of heat, isn't there?
It's an affair between a doctor and a nurse who set up a hospital.
I see.
I think about how much bad guys are being played.
I think there's a lot of heat in this.
That's true.
It was pretty tough.
Endo, you go first.
Yes, please.
- The doctor said... - Oh, here it is.
- Eroin, your face! - Why did you leave me?
- Eroin, stop it! - Our habits don't connect.
- Eroin, stop it! - What's wrong with you?
- Eroin, stop it! - Why did you leave me?
- Eroin, stop it! - What's wrong with you?
- I want it to end. - What are you talking about?
- You're thinking too much! - I'm not thinking!
- You have a wife! - I don't like this relationship!
- I told you I'd break up with my wife. - I don't believe you anymore!
- This is bad. - Yeah, I see.
- How about this? I love you. - No, no, no.
- I like the usual hotel today. - That's the kind of show it is.
- This was a little tough. - Yeah, it was.
- Hey, you! - Huh?
- You just called me! - Yeah, I did.
- What's going on? - Don't you dare call me like that!
- What? - It's New Year's Day!
- I'm going home! - I'm going home with my family!
- Go home? - Cheer up!
- Okay, I'm hanging up now. - No, no, no.
- I'm hanging up now! - You're a great actress!
- I knew it.
- You're not going to break up with me, are you? - No, I'm not.
- What's this? - I've been meaning to give you this for a while now.
- Please accept it. - Are you serious?
- I'm serious.
- Please accept it. - Are you serious?
I heard you're dating someone called Tanabe-kun.
That's why you want to end your relationship with me.
What is it? Do you like Tanabe-kun?
- He's into someone. - I see, I see.
It's true that Tanabe-kun is excellent.
There's a board meeting this time.
I'm thinking of recommending Tanabe-kun to Professor Jun.
- He's excellent. - Well...
It depends on your attitude.
- What is it? - Something like this.
- Like this? - Yes.
- It's exactly like the script. - Everything is like the script.
- What do you mean? - Like "It's starting now".
You're so stupid.
It's going to be a fun night.
Wasn't the phone scene surprising?
If there was such a scene...
That's a saying.
It's better to drop it a little more even if it's a lie.
I wonder if it will be uncomfortable.
Oh, really?
It's a little rough.
Really?
Oh, I feel like I'm learning a lot.
Endo's score is -3 points as a result.
Mr. Tanaka is tough.
I gave -3 points.
Why?
Along with eroticism, smelliness came with it.
When it became erotic, smelliness came out more.
In that sense, it wasn't a plus.
But it didn't matter to Yamachan.
No, I'm glad.
Thank you.
Something like breathless breath smelliness...
Which expression is strange?
I'm not so happy about it.
It's not coming out.
It's not coming out. It's a plus.
After Endo's performance, here are the current scores.
Can Jinnai stop "King of Daikon" for three consecutive years?
The content is the same.
It makes sense now.
It makes sense.
I was thinking about it, but nothing came up.
What's up with you lately?
You don't answer my calls.
You seem like you're avoiding me lately.
What's up with you?
I want to end it.
What are you saying?
You have a wife.
I don't like this relationship.
I said I'd break up with you.
I don't believe you.
I promise you.
I don't believe you.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm looking at you.
No, it's for you.
It's for you.
I don't need it.
It's for the play.
I don't need it.
How about this?
I love you.
Tonight at the usual hotel.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's nice.
It's here.
What's wrong with this?
It's here.
Mom!
What's wrong with you?
Oh, it's just a small bone.
Don't worry about it.
Take your family with you on New Year's Day.
Take care of yourself.
I'll go now.
I knew it.
He doesn't want to say goodbye.
I don't like it anymore.
What's this?
I've been thinking of giving it to you.
Please accept it.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
What's wrong with you?
What's this?
Why are you saying that?
I know.
What?
I heard you're dating an insider in Tarabe.
That's why you want to end your relationship with me, isn't it?
Do you like me more than me?
Yes.
I see.
Tarabe is excellent.
I was thinking of recommending you to Professor Jun at the next board meeting.
It depends on your attitude!
Shut up!
You're annoying!
That's what you get!
You're annoying!
It's going to be a fun night.
No, wait a minute, Taiyo.
At first, when you said "no", why did you hold your hand like that?
You said "my hand is going to do something" to your girlfriend.
No, no, it's not like that.
My hand is going to do something.
Don't pay attention to my hand.
You said "my hand is going to do something" when you said "my hand is going to do something."
You said "my hand is going to do something."
You said it! You said it!
What is this? What is this?
What is this?
Please judge.
Jin's result is -19 points.
Well, Jin won again this time!
I knew it.
I don't think anyone can win this.
No, this is really bad.
Endo is just shaking his head.
I feel sorry for him.
Even if Jin said "my hand is going to do something", no one can win against Saga.
It's like a zombie movie.
It's not a zombie movie.
It's like a zombie movie.
You said "my hand is going to do something" when you said "my hand is going to do something".
Are you stupid?
Stop it!