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Red hills where you enter with the direction of Sanissho after all.
Young entertainers' Toriumon Yano One Grand Prix!
This program has discovered many break entertainers!
Next week, entertainers who are break candidates will appear one after another!
I've seen it before, but there aren't many people today!
Ah, I practiced too much earlier...
Leave it to me, Kasu!
Who will stand at the top of the Yano One Grand Prix?!
Now, let's begin!
From Yoshimoto's young theater, Jinbocho, actor Hattorio will participate!
Can he catch a big laugh?!
"Super Size Me" please!
Hey! I heard you're quitting!
Yeah, I'm quitting!
Don't say things like "quitting" without consulting me!
What's different about you?
What's with you? Your elbow injury from earlier?
Yeah, that's right! I can't use my elbow anymore!
Pathetic!
Don't say things like "elbow injury" without consulting me!
Do you think the Yakiniku Yano part-time job is a club activity?!
There aren't many people who quit their part-time jobs and get this fired up!
Then, what should I do?!
Don't continue!
This is the back room! The customers will hear you!
Even if you got injured, you still have a lot of things you can do!
You don't need a barbecue restaurant if you can't even hold seven people!
The customers are laughing!
Hey, don't say like seven people is like a bowl!
Then, who will carry the meat I cut?
I will carry it!
Whoever carries the meat is the same, so Kikuchi will carry it!
Kikuchi-san, you've been noisy for a while now!
We are talking here, so please be quiet for a moment!
I see! The voice of an old man who has only worked more than 40 years can't reach the students!
Damn you, Kikuchi-san! Why are you listening to me?!
You are the one who is noisy!
I can't believe I can see youth in a place like this!
It's nostalgic!
Damn you!
Your elbow looks fine, doesn't it?
With this amount of meat, your elbow looks fine, doesn't it?
Hey, what are you going to do?!
I've decided!
I'm going to continue my part-time job!
It's rare for you to continue your part-time job!
What's with you?!
Are you going to continue it in the end?!
What?! What?! What?!
What?! What?!
What?!
This is a barbecue restaurant!
What?!
Don't think I'm a man who will listen to you!
Thank you very much, Kikuchi-san!
This is a barbecue restaurant!
Nisimoto-kun, are you okay?!
Damn you, Kikuchi-san!
Please let me work here!
Is it like an outrage?
You were doing youth until a while ago, weren't you?
Kikuchi-san, I'm sorry!
What?! What?!
What do you mean?
Kikuchi-san, since it's your birthday, I have a surprise for you!
What is it? What is it?
I don't know if you're a student or not!
Thank you very much!
If you don't mind, I'd like to ask you something, Downtown-san.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
We usually perform in a young people's theater called "Jimbocho Yoshimoto Manzai Theater".
Yes.
There are various rumors floating about there.
Rumors?!
I'd like to ask Matsumoto-san about it.
Matsumoto-san used to perform in a theater called "Omiya Raccoon Yoshimoto Theater".
At that time, there was a rumor that the stage height of the theater was 1cm higher and 1cm lower the next day.
Is this true?
It's true!
It's not true!
It's true!
I went to see it in Omiya!
It's not true!
There is one more rumor that has spread among young people.
It's for Hamada-san.
Do you know about this water?
It's a water called "Yoshimoto Natural Water" that young people drink every day in young people's theaters.
I think this company is trying to reproduce this water from the cells of young people.
Apparently, this water is collected from Hamada- san's basement.
I've heard of it, too!
I knew it!
If you drink it, you'll be brainwashed.
This water is made up of cells.
It's a terrible water.
The hottest girls in Yamawan!
There is nothing to fear!
Can you accept the JK power overflowing with youthfulness?
Ten months of acting history!
Happy-chan, please!
I'm so happy!
The current-born J.K. comedian, 16 years old!
Happy-chan, happy-chan, happy-chan!
Here I am!
That's fast!
You know, everyone, if you live every day,
there are times when you're like, "Whoa, I messed up!"
But even in those times, J.K. Happy-chan
will happily catch anything and everything!
Handmade lunch for someone you love, I'll give it to you for lunch break!
Oh, oh, next scene!
Huh? I ate it all!
Yes, I want to eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it!
Yes!
Because...
I was hungry!
What are you doing?!
No, no, no, I don't know!
I know!
I know, know, know!
I want to say "hai"!
Even if you confessed and you got dumped...
Mere taita, taita, taita, taita!
Hai!
Even if you dropped your wallet with 50,000 yen...
Mere taita, taita, taita, taita!
Hai!
Even if you ate dumplings for lunch...
Mere taita, taita, taita, taita!
Hai!
Mere taita, taita, taita, taita!
Beat your chest! Beat it! Beat it! Beat it!
Everyone, together! Ready, set...
Beat your chest! Beat it! Beat it! Beat it!
Ah! Ooooooh!
Eeeeeeeh!
Stop it!
I'm tired! Bye-bye!
She's tired...
OK! Thank you very much!
Good job!
It was a great pleasure for Ami-chan and Kosei- san!
Yes! It was a great pleasure for us!
I'm jealous!
Right?
Wow! The mountains and forests are the best!
I'm so happy!
I'm so happy. Thank you so much.
It's like "Tamayo Yoshimada's rebellion".
I'm so happy. Thank you. I love you.
I love you too.
I'm so happy.
Twin guitar with the smell of Showa.
Watch the harmony of music and laughter.
It's "SIMASH RECORD".
I'm SIMASH RECORD. Nice to meet you.
Thank you so much.
Can I say something? What is it?
I've been thinking of a guitar mimicry game.
A game? Tell me the rules.
First, I'll play the guitar.
You just listen to the sound and see if you can recreate it.
So you want me to copy your playing?
Let's try it first.
Here we go.
Correct.
Let's switch.
Correct.
One more time.
Correct.
Keep listening.
Don't "session" me!
I'm "sessioning" you!
What you're doing now is "manekko" game.
Don't ride it.
Oh, I see.
Do it properly.
Oh, I got it.
Then, I'll start.
Don't fight!
You're going to do it, aren't you?
I'll do it next, so count on me!
I got it.
Don't session on a percussive.
What do you mean, "Don't session on a percussive"?
Did I session on a percussive?
The possibility of introducing an acoustic guitar has been spread.
If you session on something like that, the customers will get bored, so now just do your work properly without doing any session.
What did you say?
Do your job properly without doing any session!
You've always said that.
Do your job properly without doing any session.
Do your job properly without doing any session!
Words, rhythms and sessions!
Keep going!
Words, rhythms and sessions!
This is so much fun!
Fun?
This is fun!
But let's not do the mannequin game and do the sessions!
Let's do that first in E minor!
OK!
Wait, wait, wait!
The audience is bored!
It doesn't matter!
OK!
OK! OK! Let's do it in the dressing room!
OK! OK!
Thank you very much!
Now, besides the story, do you have anything else you want to show us?
Oh, yes!
There is a song called "image" and it's about singing about people's image.
Yes! Yes!
It's about Hosei's image.
It's an image we have, but we made it into a short song.
Yes! I got it!
OK!
Thank you!
OK! Hosei's image!
Image!
Just an image!
Hosei Tsukitei's solo concert is a must!
There aren't many flowers to celebrate!
Image!
Just an image!
Thank you very much!
It's an image!
Just an image!
It's an image!
Just an image!
Thank you for looking at me!
OK! Let's move on!
OK!
"Ki ga ni sen" by Higa 2000, which is everyone's favorite song!
Sorry for calling you now!
See you later!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm a little late!
I got caught by a lady there!
Hello! I'm Higa 2000, the coolest entertainer in the world!
What?
You're using juice!
OK! Let's get started!
"Ki ga ni sen"!
Last summer, I went to the beach with a girl!
She said she didn't want to get burned and applied sunscreen all over her body!
But in the end, she got burned!
She's popular at the beach!
For me!
Sesuna
"Sesuna" for the first time?
Sparkling
No difference!
Even if you do it with a girl, it will never work.
Because, if you win rock-paper-scissors, the girl will keep staring at you.
The date was fun, wasn't it?
Didn't you buy anything else?
You bought a magazine?
weekly
No difference!
Why did you become an entertainer?
Many people ask me this question.
Of course, it's to meet many beautiful women.
Because, the most important thing for a woman is...
a smile, isn't it?
This is my house!
Beautiful scenery, isn't it?
Watch out!
Sniper
By the way, when you kidnap girls, make sure you put on perfume like this every time you do it.
You should also put on perfume like this when you kidnap other people.
Because if you do it like that, the other person will fall and fall.
Don't say it to anyone.
What's wrong?
I don't know.
Thank you for giving me this.
It's been a while since I took off my wig, hasn't it?
It's up.
The fire is cool.
Cool.
Thank you very much.
I'm a little nervous.
Excuse me for a moment.
Let me do it.
Don't do it.
"Viking", "The Kossho", "Continuing to love daily life"
Let's take a look at SMA's Old Rookie's annual performance.
It's "Apparefujinkai". Here you go.
I've never had such a fun high school before!
And you're both twenty years old!
It's completely different from the photo on the app.
My hands are getting older, too!
It's a big day!
Let's do our usual cheers!
We'd like to see how good you and Aya-chan are!
Alright!
I said it first!
Suzuki said it first!
Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko!
Komi-koko!
I'm going to eat you up with Komi-goko!
I'll feed you!
Eto! Eto! Eto!
Everyone, drop it!
Is everyone fine with this?
Yes, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa.
Gurten, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa.
Combo!
Go, go, Kaka! Go, go, Kaka!
Boy, you're finally here!
Oh, not a single one!
I'm sorry about that!
Did you see their faces?
If it said 46 on their profile, it should be like this!
But they're not here.
You two!
You've got some skills!
Let's toast again!
First team!
Second team!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm gonna drink you up!
I'm gonna eat you up!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You guys are going to pay for this!
Let's toast a lot of time!
It's fine!
Yes!
Papapapa
You're in my way!
Papapapa
¡Papar Raspberry!
¡Papapapa!
I'm gonna kill you today!
Peee
Pepepepe
Do you want to exchange Lines?
Nooooooo!
Huh? You don't want me?
Huh?! Just you two?! M-me?!
We did the same thing with the same amount of heat!
Waaaaaaah!
Waaaaaaah! You're dead!
Are you okay?
Thank you very much!
This is what it means to do your best, right?
That's right!
We're brothers!
Kokekko kokekko kokekko!
Waaaaaaah!
Tanaka, don't say things like that!
I see, I see...
That's bad manners!
Well, Tanaka-san, since we're here...
Masaka-san...
Since we're here...
Thank you, O-kashi!
Aaaaah!
Thank you very much!
Morikyu! Shakashaka!
As we expected, tea has to be tasted first!
Even now, nobody has said anything!
I can't hear you!
Let's get started.
Comedians love comedians the most.
Will they be able to catch the break this year?
It's "Five Gap".
Hello!
Thank you for coming to "Five Gap".
I'm doing it again.
Let's do our best.
Today's enthusiasm is important.
I'm going to use my 22 years of acting career and make it count!
You missed it!
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
I was surprised you didn't do it properly!
I know, right?
You're losing your enthusiasm.
But today, I got some embarrassing information about Hosei from over there!
No, it's on TV, it's not good!
It has nothing to do with me or TV!
I'm going to say it!
Hosei-san, if you have to do something in the morning, it's...
What is it?
I can't hear you!
After that...
I can't hear you!
I can't hear you at all!
It's noisy when you laugh!
It's okay, I want you to remember it!
Let's do some special skills and remember it!
That's right, let's do some special skills!
Today, we have a lot of adults here, so we won't need any explanations!
I won't use this white ball!
Why did you put it out?
Your face!
It's noisy!
Your face!
Your face is noisy!
You have to do it properly!
We were able to spin the ball well!
Everyone, let's give them a big round of applause!
Here we go!
You didn't even get one!
Your face!
Your face is noisy!
You have to do it properly!
I see!
You have to do it properly!
I see!
Here we have some cloth!
Put this cloth over your partner's head like this!
Put it over his head!
And then, this sunglasses that he has always had!
Put these sunglasses on!
And then, we have this bottle!
Put this bottle over his head!
We'll start from this state!
3...
2...
1...
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I'm really happy!
Thank you!
I finally got to meet you, Mr. Downtown!
Yes!
It took me 22 years, really!
I know! I know!
Yes! Yes!
Really!
It's true, it's my first time!
Now!
I have something I want to ask you, Mr. Downtown, who I met for the first time!
To Mr. Mazuo...
Mr. Mazuo!
Um...
What is your favorite food?
Even if it's pink...
Um...
I'll do it for you!
Um...
What is your favorite food?
Even if it's black...
What is your favorite food?
Um...
That's not allowed!
You should go home!
Why would I go home?!
I'm sorry!
I'm back!
You're being silly!
I'm being silly!
I'm sorry!
The 12 teams competed in this year's Yama-One Grand Prix!
The entertainer who finished his speech is waiting for the results in the studio next door!
Who will win?!
Now!
I'll announce it!
The winner of the 16th Yama-One Grand Prix is...
Now!
I'll announce it!
The winner of the 16th Yama-One Grand Prix is...
Happi-chan!
I'm so happy!
From the studio next door...
Happi-chan came all the way here!
Happi-chan!
Now, for Happi-chan who won...
I'd like to give you a trophy and...
I'd like to give you a fare at Smugly Prince Hotel!
Thank you!
Now, Hosei-san!
Please say a few words!
The 2022 Yama-One Grand Prix is...
Happi-chan!
I'm happy!
I'm happy, too!
That's all! We are Yamamoto and Rakko! Thank you!
I'm happy! I'm happy, too!
Please marry me!
It's going to be a fun night.