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The first game is "Dharma-san Fell Down".
While the demon is talking about "Dharma-san Fell Down", you can move forward.
If you move when you turn around, you will fall down.
Squid Game?
This is Ghost Pi-ya-mu-ni-da.
Oh, it's open.
It's already frozen.
It's frozen.
It only comes out at times like this.
This is Ghost Pi-ya-mu-ni-da.
It seems like it will come out.
It certainly seems like it will come out.
It seems like it will come out in a movie.
Number 756, out.
Oh, it was hit.
This is Ghost Pi-ya-mu-ni-da.
Number 756, out.
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Endo Shouzou, Daruma!
Tanaka's chin is Daruma's chin!
Matsumoto's muscles are Daruma's!
Habada's face is Otoko Ume!
Okay...
I have to laugh this year too!
Monthly Hosei Presents!
16th Yamavan Grand Prix!
It's over. It's suddenly over.
Okay, everyone, thank you!
Hosei-san, please scold Habada-san a lot later!
Yes, thank you!
Of course!
It's more like a series of questions than usual.
Is it different from last year?
A person with no make-up and a kiss.
Jin Simmons!
This is Hirahata-kun's series.
No make-up and Jin Simmons!
Isn't it a kiss?
I don't know which is a kiss!
Break entertainer, Toriumon!
Yamavan Grand Prix!
This project has discovered many break entertainers every year!
What kind of new entertainers will appear this year?
Everyone, please take your seats.
Let's start with the first group!
Kansai's young talented people are invited.
You can't imagine their performance from their looks.
Yoshimoto Industry's sixth year in a combination.
It's the "Cherry Big Operation"!
Everyone, we're going to practice for the concert.
Let me go home already.
Muneas-kun, do it properly!
Muneas-kun is making you into a simple castanet.
I don't need this practice!
Everyone, please sing "Wings" from "Cherry Big Operation". Here we go!
One, two, three...
In this big sky, wings spread out and fly away, the sun
Wings spread out and fly away to a free sky without sadness
He's got an accent.
Do it properly!
Is this wrong?
Everyone is doing it properly!
Do you think so, everyone?
If that's the case, I'll have you change with Takahashi-kun!
There's someone better than me.
Everyone, let's do it again!
One, two, three...
In this big sky, wings spread out and fly away, the sun
Wings spread out and fly away to a free sky without sadness
I want to go.
Do it properly!
Thank you very much.
It was a great strategy.
Thank you for your hard work.
It was our first time, but were you nervous?
Yes, it was my first time watching you.
My hands are shaking.
I'm sorry. I was very nervous.
My hands are shaking because I haven't played CASTANET yet.
I think it's the opposite.
Do you know CHERRY COMPANY?
Yes, I know.
I've shown CASTANET to MATSUMOTO-san before.
But you haven't met him for the first time, have you?
MATSUMOTO-san is playing CASTANET on his holiday.
I saw MATSUMOTO-san playing CASTANET on the train.
I wasn't very excited.
At first, I stopped playing CASTANET once.
I was told that I was that kind of entertainer.
Since then, I've been confused.
I played CASTANET on the train I was riding.
I thought I had a bad manner.
I didn't have any customers.
That's the opposite.
Once you hear it, you get used to it.
Can you accept this pity?
She's been playing CASTANET for 23 years.
She's Komari Horokko.
Good evening, everyone.
I'm Yumiko Tokyo.
Today, I'm going to perform my hit song "Watashitara Komattemasu".
Welcome to "Karaoke Zoohiro Muka".
Without further ado, music, action!
Who am I waiting for?
I was going to plug in my USB memory
And push it hard
But it won't go in
Even if I turn it over, it won't go in
G-g-g-g-give it back one more time
Give it back, give it back
In the end, it's the red line that goes in with the direction of the signature
It doesn't matter! Do it!
Do it!
I'm worried if I get the same answer with a marked sheet
There are times when I heat up a side dish in the microwave and meet you the next day
I thought I was bitten by a mosquito by a tatami mat in my socks
The moment you said "I see" I closed the door of my heart
I took off my hat and came with you
It's hard and painful, isn't it, brother?
It doesn't matter! Do it!
Who are you?
At the end of my impulse, I wash my arms, but there are infinite stains
There is no choice but to burn them with a yellow grain by grain
The miso soup has been left alone for a long time. Did you want it to look like someone else?
There are times when I miss you so much that I want to kick you out of school
What are you looking at?
If I were you, I would save you with my fingertips' taste
Machu Picchu, Monson Michel, Sangrandan Familia
I just want to say "albero bello"
What are you talking about?
Thank you very much
That was good.
Dan Dan, you were smiling too.
Did you see us from here?
Yes, we saw you.
Yes, we saw you laughing.
Hamada-san, how was it?
It was fun.
But you kept saying "add lyrics" next to me.
At the end you said "it's over if you say it wrong".
It's like "where is the next song coming from?"
But you've been doing this for 20 years.
It's my 23rd year.
But I've only been doing it for about 2 weeks.
So you're doing it as a part-time job?
I work at a convenience store.
Which convenience store?
Sagi-no-mian.
That's Aka-shaka, right?
I was hoping you'd sing for me.
Will humans ever lose to greed?
Watch the ultimate battle between men and women.
Sun Music's 6th year as a duo.
"Kitamachi Munster" please!
What do you mean "duo"?
Manami-chan!
Can you tell me about your confession?
I like you too, Iwasa-kun.
Really?!
But you're not saying you want to date me because you want to do erotic things with me, right?
What are you saying?!
I really like you, Manami-chan.
I like you with all my heart.
I've never seen you with erotic eyes like you're after my body!
Really?! Then let me test you!
- Test? - I'm going to show you my panties now!
- Eh?! - So Iwasa-kun, keep your eyes closed and bear with me for a while!
- What are you saying, Manami-chan?! - Sit down!
- Eh, you're really going to do that?! - Close your eyes!
- Eh?! - If you don't see me with erotic eyes, you don't have to see my panties, right?!
- No, I'm fine with that, but... - No, Iwasa-kun!
- If you don't open your eyes until I say yes, I'll date you! - Eh?! Really, Manami-chan?!
- Ready, start! - Manami-chan?! Manami-chan, what is this?!
- Eh?! Isn't this a seat distance?! - It's an arena!
- It's an arena?! - Eh?!
- Iwasa-kun, do you feel the wind?! - Eh?! Wow, I feel the wind!
- It's coming from your skirt! - The wind from my skirt?!
- Look, Iwasa-kun! Don't you have to imagine colors and shapes?!
- Is it white? Is it black?!
- It might be a shocking pink tee-front! - A tee - front is very seductive!
- Look, look, Iwasa-kun! Is it okay?! Is it okay?! Look, look, Iwasa-kun!
- Right now, Manami's feet are drawing an "M"! - Eh?! Is it short?!
- It's an "M"! Look, it's a "V"! - "V"s are too flashy!
- Look, Iwasa-kun! Turn blue! - Turn blue?!
- It's still going?! - Hurry up! Hurry up!
- Eh?! What?! What?! What?! - Hurry up! Hurry up!
- Eh?! Eh?! - De~n! De~n! De~n! De~n!
- De~n! - Manami-chan, what is this?!
- Iwasa-kun, stop it! - What?! What?! What?!
- Stop it! Stop it! You don't have to go this far, definitely!
- No, Iwasa-kun! - Eh?!
- If you don't look away until I say "it's okay", I'll go out with you!
Damn it! I'm going to hang in there until the end!
Ah! I'm sorry, Iwasa-kun!
I forgot to put on my underwear!
You really did put them on!
Ah!
Why are you getting caught up in simple doubts at the last minute?!
You erotic fool!
Masami-chan, the last minute is unfair!
It's not unfair! Iwasa-kun, you really do think of me as erotic!
Manami-chan!
What was that?
Well, I was able to see your underwear, so whatever.
Thank you very much!
- Ropaco-san! - Yes?
- Ropaco-san, I have something I want to discuss with you all. - Yes?
- It might be an offence if I say this, - Yes?
- but my partner really does think of me as erotic. - Really?
- We're a duo, and I'm telling you not to say that. - Right.
- Who came up with this idea? - This idea...
- Well, this idea... - No, no, no!
- You're the one who came up with it! - No, no, no!
- Iwasa-kun, you really do think of me as erotic! - No, no, no!
- I'm being forced to do it! - That's right!
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- The topic has changed! - That's right!
I practiced too much earlier.
- He practiced too much! - Points deducted!
- Now, let's get started! - Yes, please!
"Makiokosse" Movement, inviting you to the world of splendid shows!
He's been in the industry for 14 years. Please welcome, Yajimari!
Yajimari here. Entertainments.
I'm here to deliver the entertainment of Shigoku.
First Entertainments.
Bank robbery.
Robbery! Hands up!
Hands up. Entertainments.
"Makiokosse" Movement, inviting you to the world of splendid shows!
I'm here to deliver the entertainment of Shigoku.
Dance time is over.
Next Entertainment.
SP!
What?
President! It's dangerous!
E-e-entertainment!
Oaji, Joji, Makisei, Mumen, Shiokazeiga, Pi-pi-pi, Ocean, Bi-bi-bio, Wet's Entertainment!
Yumi, Kuchiko, Rinten, Toshi, Haseki, Bi-bi-bi, Yoshige, Tarambe, Tonjuku-tonjuku, Susubeiga, Chunchuku-chun, Wet's Entertainment!
What is he saying?
Air purification complete.
It's time for me to say goodbye.
Final entertainment.
He's already gone.
Night view.
Sorry, Riho-chan.
I brought you to the top of Mount Fuji like this.
But there's a night view I really want you to see.
Look.
I'm the night view.
Entertainment.
What's entertainment?
Goodbye, entertainments.
Thank you.
Mr. Yajimari, you've improved a lot.
You've improved a lot.
Where did I improve?
You've improved a lot.
You've improved a lot now.
I've seen you before, but you don't gas up much today.
Do you always gas up more?
You always gas up more.
I practiced too much earlier.
Leave him alone, Kasu.
I brought a frog, but I didn't think I'd use it in practice.
You practiced too much.
You definitely didn't gas up much.
Mr. Yajimari, I'd like you all to try something.
What is it?
It's an entertainment quiz.
I love it.
He loves it.
Go ahead.
I'm going to give you a simple entertainment quiz.
If you think it's entertainment, I'll say "yes, entertainments."
If you think it's not entertainment, I'll say "not entertainment."
Please answer with either of them.
It's a simple question.
Is it "yes, entertainment" or "not entertainment"?
Answer. Thinking time.
Thinking time.
No, entertainment.
Service time.
Go for a walk on the sidewalk and do moonwalks.
This is very entertainment.
Is it "yes, entertainment" or "not entertainment"?
He gave you a hint.
I see.
He said "yes."
No, entertainment.
It's not over!
A new kind of pin entertainer has appeared from Grape Company.
Please be careful of the addictive phrase.
It's "Katakura Blizzard".
Here you go.
Sayuri-chan, let's get married.
Thank you, but I've been silent about something.
Didn't you feel anything when you saw me?
My real name is not Sayuri-nan.
My real name is...
I'm Okushol Mogura Tataki-chan.
Okushol Mogura Tataki-chan.
I have a mole on my shoulder.
Hello, Okushol Mogura Tataki-chan.
Okushol Mogura Tataki-chan.
I think you have a lot of questions, but I'll ask you with a front kick.
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Okushol Mogura Tataki-chan.
Here is the right-hand Mogura Tataki-chan.
Right-hand Mogura Tataki-chan.
Left-hand Mogura Tataki-chan.
Two of them together make Okushol Mogura Tataki- chan.
Okushol Mogura Tataki-chan.
And here is a little erotic Mogura-san.
Okushol Mogura Tataki-chan.
Since I met you, I've been Okushol.
Okushol.
Since I met you, I've been Okushol.
Okushol.
And now I'm Okushol Mogura Tataki-chan.
Okushol Mogura Tataki-chan.
I'm Okushol Mogura Tataki-chan.
That's what I really am.
That's what you really are.
Then, please become Katakura Okushol Mogura Tataki-chan!
Thank you very much!
You're amazing!
You're doing a combination with the guy from before!
You know, the entertainment show in the middle of the week.
No, I don't like it at all!
I've been doing it for a long time.
You've been doing it for a long time with Endo next to you.
Personally, I like it.
Then, let's move on!
Yes!
Can you understand it?
Maka Fushigi.
Cute Mandan.
Yoshimoto Industry.
Three years of experience.
White Peach Yopipi.
Here you go!
I'll diagnose you with love and work. I'm Kumarin and I'm a selfish nurse.
Selfish nurse's full story. Selfish nurse.
Selfish nurse looks like this and is quite selfish, so you often fail, right?
Selfish nurse. The other day, selfish nurse's junior nurse and a man from an IT company had a 4-on-4 selfish nurse marriage.
Selfish nurse. Selfish nurse sits in the marriage hall and selfish nurse's junior nurse, Kumarin nurse, says one word to selfish nurse.
Selfish nurse, what will you drink for the first drink?
This is selfish nurse's first drink of marriage hall's sake.
Selfish nurse. At the time, seven people other than selfish nurse were drinking draft beer.
Selfish nurse. Selfish nurse's junior nurse asks selfish nurse, "Selfish nurse, what will you drink for the first drink?"
Selfish nurse answers, "Um, Kahlua milk."
Selfish nurse is selfish nurse, so I couldn't emphasize it much.
Everyone was asking around for it raw, but I asked for Kahlua milk for selfish nurse only.
Everyone was telling me I was like a really selfish nurse, like a really selfish nurse, like a really selfish nurse, like a really selfish nurse.
The conference was so exciting, so I wanted to tell you about it today.
This time, the members of Kahlua Milk, the men and women of Kahlua Milk, and the junior nurse who will be receiving the job, were selfless nurse's junior nurse and senior nurse's senior nurse.
Thank you very much.
Amazing.
She's so good at it. She didn't bite at all.
Ms. Yobibi, you have a special skill.
Yes.
Yes. Since I'm a cute character, I'm a nurse today, but I always do cute things, so I'll take your cat ears.
Cat ears?
I'll take them on my sleeve.
On your sleeve?
I always do cute things like this.
I see.
And because I like cute things, I can make anything cute.
Using that skill of yours, I'll do cute things like you.
Really?
First of all, let's start with Matsumoto-san.
Yes, Matsumoto-san.
Matsumoto-san will do cute things like you.
A long time ago, in "Downtown", I tried to be a serious white-haired girl.
But my hairstyle was a little... I wore a helmet and came up with Matsumoto-san's unique style.
Downtown!
Who are you impersonating?
I'm impersonating Kawaii Monoma.
You've gone too far!
I'm impersonating Kawaii Monoma.
Can you impersonate Hamada-san?
I'll impersonate Kawaii Monoma.
Hamada-san was going to play a penalty game as a musical instrument user.
He was going to play a penalty game as a musical instrument user.
He managed to succeed, but he was nervous about failing.
And he had tears in his eyes.
Hamada-san's unique style and a little bit of poetry.
Can you do it for me?
Downtown!
Who are you impersonating?
I'm impersonating Kawaii Monoma.
You've gone too far!
I'm impersonating Kawaii Monoma.
Next week!
Yamawan Grand Prix Semi-final!
Super newcomers!
Female high school entertainers with 10 months of experience!
Stop it!
Veteran entertainers with 22 years of experience shave their heads!
Who will win the championship?
We're looking forward to it!
Yamawan Grand Prix Semi-final!