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In the first episode of "Using Kids", Chiki Chiki, Oizuya Soda, 24 hour long interview!
It's here! It's here! It's here!
It's an intense interview.
That's right. Well, we say it's the first episode, but people have changed since it's the first episode.
It's the seventh episode.
Starting with Yama-chan.
Yes.
Usually, everyone is a little crazy.
Ah, but looking at it like that...
Even today, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's scary.
Is it crazy today, too?
Let's have them sympathize with us.
Today's star is...
Oizuya Soda!
It's here! It's here!
It's here!
It's amazing.
It is, isn't it?
Even around me, people say I'm funny.
What?
About two people.
Two people?
No, no, there are a lot of two people.
Are there a lot of two people?
No, no, there are three people.
Ah, but in the end, it's two people.
What is it?
Who are those two people?
They're lively.
Their voices are coming out.
Then, please stop it.
How is it? Did you know about this project?
Of course, of course!
I'm a big fan of this show.
I'm happy that I can appear in this show, but...
No, no, no.
Dazaru and Soda-san's...
Ah, it's you, me.
I see.
Of course, of course!
Prison entertainers.
"I wonder if it's from that day" "Or is it from that day?"
What is that song?!
I told you not to sing it!
He screams like he's about to scream.
With Koga, he won first place in M-1 Grand Prix for one year in a row.
In last year's "Break Talent" ranking, he won first place with MAJIRABU.
Oda himself appeared in "Asadora" and his momentum never stops.
Is there anything more attractive than his loud voice?
24-hour long interview with Oideyasu Oda.
It looks deep.
Long Interview Day.
At 9.30 in the morning, they meet at an intersection in front of Suitenguu.
Then...
Hello.
Good morning.
Didn't you come by taxi?
No, by train.
Oh, you came by train.
Super-salesman Oideyasu Oda gets on the train and enters the venue.
You work hard and sell well, but you say that on the train?
Tell Yoshimoto about it.
It's not something I can do.
Don't say "perfect" when you just showed us a perfect start.
I'm a little worried.
I can't predict it at all and I can't prepare for it.
This is the hotel we're interviewing at.
Which one?
It's huge!
It's amazing!
What is this place?
It's amazing!
I'm a little happy about it.
Excuse me.
Wow!
It's huge!
Seriously?
The sunlight is amazing, too.
It's amazing.
Please prepare a room of this hotel's highest class suitable for this moment.
It costs about 390,000 yen for a night's stay.
On this stage, Oda will talk about his life so far and about his future.
How do you feel now?
Well...
I don't know what to say.
Of course, I feel some pressure.
I don't think anyone is looking forward to it.
I'm sure you all feel the same way.
Let's listen to Oda's 24-hour talk.
First of all, do you have a name for your work?
I love the phrase "This world is made of jokes."
If you feel negative about something, what do you do?
This world is made of jokes.
Where did you hear this phrase?
My wife told me about it.
How did you feel when you were born, Oda-san?
She said I looked like a cute little girl.
Odeyasu Oda was born in 1978 as the last child of three brothers.
Oda grew up in an ordinary family environment with his father, Saijo Hidekini, and his mother, Ono Yoko.
Where were you born?
I was born in Kyoto.
How many people live in Kyoto?
What?
How many people live in Kyoto?
In Sakyo-ku.
How many people live in Sakyo-ku?
What is that?
I want to know about the area where you were born and raised.
Let's look it up.
According to the program, the population is about 165,000 people.
There are many national treasures and world heritage sites.
The city is full of greenery and rich in nature.
Oda spent his childhood in such a city.
In any case, he was a shy and quiet person.
By the way, have you been wearing glasses since then?
Since I was in kindergarten? No, that's not it.
I started wearing glasses when I was about fourteen.
Do you have any memories of that time?
I really don't know, but I dreamt like every night.
I really don't know how to explain this,
It's about three or four minutes' walk from the station to my house.
In the middle of it, it looks like a big eggplant.
It's black and has all the thorns.
I dream every day of being chased by that monster.
Do you dream of this every night?
How big is a big eggplant?
It's about this big.
It's about one and a half meters.
It's black and has all the thorns.
It's definitely here in this bend.
If you bend over here, it will chase you.
There's definitely a hole in the asphalt in front of the house.
I dream every day of putting my feet in there and falling.
Good night.
When he goes up to elementary school, he will be tormented by other problems.
Were you popular in class when you were in elementary school?
Not at all.
I've been bullied since I was in third grade of elementary school.
What did they do to you?
The boys in my class ignored me.
Why did they ignore you?
There was a class representative.
He went to pick up a student at a station near elementary school.
He didn't want to go in, so he rebelled.
What exactly did he do to you?
He didn't really do anything to me.
He just threw a bucket full of water at me.
That's pretty bad.
The next trial for Oda, who had overcome bullying and had a peaceful school life, is...
When I was in fifth grade, there was an athletic meetup.
And I was chosen as the leader of the team.
Oda was greatly supported by the leader of the athletic meetup.
I was a shy person, and I had a light heart.
But the day before the meetup, I cried out, "I don't want to be the leader!"
And I was replaced by a girl.
I remember it very vividly.
I've never been bullied by a woman, but I was in a lot of trouble.
Can you do it again?
Do what?
Crying out.
Huh?
What do you mean "again"?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What kind of interview is this?
I was doing it just like you imagined.
Right?
Here.
No!
I don't want to be the leader!
I'm embarrassed!
I don't want to do it!
I want you to replace me!
I'm embarrassed!
I don't want to be the leader!
What do you want me to do?
I understand.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I understand.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I can imagine it very well. Thank you.
I don't think you can imagine it like that.
You're wrong.
I was quiet.
- Hurry up and sit down. - I'm sitting down!
Three and a half hours from the start.
Leaving the hotel, driving to check his mood.
What's the point of today's outfit?
The point is... I'm not particular about clothes.
Clothes... What?
Let's ride this and go together.
- It's like Thailand. - Yeah, it's like Thailand.
It's been only four years since he came to Japan, but it seems like he doesn't do much sightseeing in Japan.
- Where should we ride? - He continues his interview while searching for famous places in Japan.
- Hey, you stand out a lot. - You're right.
- You stand out a lot. - Hey!
Wow!
It's warm and breezy today.
It's really cold.
- Can you feel the cold wind? - It's cold.
It's cold!
- I don't think you can drive slowly in Tokyo like this. - No, I don't.
- Please enjoy yourself. - It's my first time seeing you like this.
- Please continue your story. - Do you have to do it here?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - If you had a nickname when you were in middle school, please tell us.
I was in a soccer club.
People called me "Giba-chan" because of my similar face.
I looked like Yanagiba Toshiro.
I also had a similar hairstyle.
That's why people called me "Giba-chan".
- Were you bullied in middle school? - Bullied?
- There was no bullying at first. But it was the lowest among the soccer club's hierarchies.
- People told me not to do unnecessary things like practicing games or passing the ball a little far away.
- Did you wear glasses since then? - No, I've been wearing them since I was fourteen.
- No, you haven't. - No, I've been wearing them since then.
- Oh, I see. You haven't changed at all. - That's right.
- Did you wear glasses even during soccer practice? - I can't hear you!
- I'm nervous. - You're not suitable for this interview.
- I can't hear you! - Ota-san, this is Nihon Bridge.
- Nihon Bridge? - The road to Nihon starts from here.
- It's a giraffe statue, isn't it? - Yes.
- I saw it in Shinzanmono. - That's right.
- Wow! I'm a little happy about this, but can't you let me pass where there are no people, driver - san?
- Is there an artist you liked in middle school? - Oh! Well, Blue Hearts.
- Or Anji. Anji was a big hit when he appeared in "Gekijopin".
- Can you sing one of Anji's songs? - What?
- Please sing it.
- Look, look, I'm here imitating the air. - Oh, I miss it.
- There's nothing behind the ceiling, but I feel good.
- Now, let's fly.
- Did you fly?
- You're flying like a bomb.
- If you didn't lose to that bomb and sang, you'd lose your voice!
- It's bad for Anji, too.
- I was able to say it, but... - Wow, it's tough! This is tough!
This is tough!
Stopping at a place where people don't get together and listening carefully...
Where do we stop?
What kind of TV did you watch in junior high school?
In junior high school...
I think it was when I started watching "downtown"
Live, live, live, live "downtown"
- It was broadcasted live, wasn't it? - How nostalgic!
I think I was in junior high school when I started playing an instrument
- You fell in love with "downtown" because of that show? - No, it was before...
But if I think about it now, it was because of "dreams meet"...
I fell in love with "dreams meet", didn't I?
- That was in "angie", wasn't it? - That's right!
- Wow, I'm happy! - "garara" and "nyororo"...
Matsubo-san was playing a police officer...
A snake character...
I might have fallen for it!
Meeting "downtown" like this...
Will greatly affect Oda's life...
- Were you rebellious? - No, I wasn't!
- So you raised him like a kid and raised him like a kid and now you raise him like a kid...
- Shut up!
- Maybe... - Are you going to keep doing this?
- Maybe you didn't want to go to school because of your rebelliousness?
- What are you talking about?
- Did you become rebellious because you didn't have a rebellious period?
- You don't know what you're saying!
- Oda, who doesn't know much about tourism, became obsessed with it.
- I started street basketball.
- I had a basketball goal nearby, so I was playing.
- So let's see his skills.
- First, dribbling.
- Not bad.
- Handling.
- Not good.
- Shoot!
- It's in!
- I'm surprised it didn't go in.
- It didn't go in.
- It looks like you took it all out.
- No, no.
- His skills are like a hobby.
- A one-on-one match with a professional player who thought he could do better.
- Oda, you're not hurt, are you?
- You're not going to lose, are you?
- You dunked!
- You dunked just now!
- It's in!
- It's big!
- Even if it's just a little, I want to create a show.
Help me!
You look like you're having fun, Oda-san.
Don't do that!
Idiot!
Look at what I've done.
It took a while, but it wasn't as much as Oda hustled.
Huh?
It's not sucking.
It's sucking.
It's not sucking.
It's sucking.
Is it sucking?
It's sucking.
It's not sucking.
It's sucking.
What the hell is this?
I can't do it anymore.
That's weird!
It's sucking.
Thank you.
It's not sucking.
I'm just guessing.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?!
This can only be dropped.
What are you doing?
No, it's like this.
It's funny how it's still.
It's settled down.
Look.
It's not sucking.
It's back to normal.
No, I don't think so.
Now, let's hear stories from high school days.
What high school did you enter?
A public high school in the countryside.
In the same high school, Mr. Tutorial was a senior for three years.
And two of Miki were juniors.
As a result of quite a lot of mischief, it became a high school.
Were you wearing glasses?
I've been playing it since I was 14, so it's been a while, hasn't it?
Did you have any close friends at that time?
Well, yes, I did have some close friends.
From elementary school, I was with Tamura and Tamoyan, and now I'm with Mitsunori and Murata and Mikuma.
The four of us played together all the time.
The four of us who always hung out together had a special way of playing for high school students.
We used to hang out in the mountains in the countryside,
and when we went to the city, we got involved with bad guys.
We even carried cans to high school and played.
We didn't play like we did in elementary school,
but we still did childish things like that in high school.
High school days spent in extremely small communities that didn't know the outside world.
Are you borrowing this for a day?
You must be cold, too!
It's very cold.
While getting on the boat, they continue with the interview.
Before the sun sets, they insert a scene of Oda getting on the boat.
Wow! That's an amazing boat!
Thank you for the insert! We don't have much time, so we'll continue with the interview.
I can't hear you!
We'll continue with the interview.
Do we have to do this until we become students?!
Please tell us a joke that was popular in high school.
What kind of joke is that?! Watch out!
Oh no!
What?
Is it a joke?!
What's up?
No!
Please make it louder.
Where is the interview?
No!
Thank you very much.
Stop it!
Thank you very much.
They enjoyed the outdoors.
After sunset,
Oda returned to the hotel.
How do you feel now?
I'm tired.
It's too early for you to get tired.
I'll tell you the time now.
It's still six in the evening.
Can you do it?
Two-thirds left.
Ten days before climbing back up.
Oda had this anxiety in his mouth at a pre- meeting.
There's one thing I've been thinking about while looking at Tsuda.
I've been looking at it over and over again with myself.
Sometimes you're really not in a good mood.
I'm a little worried that I don't have that kind of thing.
In other words, he's not the type of person to say bad things like Tsuda.
He was anxious about whether it would be taken in that sense.
What will Oda do after this?
The 24-hour long interview was cut short in the second half of a big mess.
I'm sorry for all the trouble the staff has prepared for me.
It's a big criticism.
It's not a big criticism.
You're just complaining.
You're just angry.
I think it's easy to shoot there.
Do it, Oda!
If you can say it now, do it one by one!
Do it!
Do it for four people!
Oda will really come back next week, right?
No! No! No!
I won't be in the camera!
It doesn't make sense!
For what?!
The reason for that will be revealed in next week's summary episode!
Personality collapse! Problem speech radio wave!
Shishoi is a woman.
She's a humanoid woman.
What did Oda see at midnight?
Someday someone will die.