AISubs v3.4
The five of them go back to their rooms and rest for a while.
You're counting a lot.
Can you treat me to a meal?
No.
Let's have a fake half-talent name contest.
And?
If you win, you get 1,000 yen.
Yes.
Can I?
Yes, even if you lose.
Okay.
Ready?
Yes.
Henry Sasataki.
Ninajo Yoshikawa.
Biraju Takemura.
Out!
That's weird.
I feel like I'm being pulled.
No, you're not being pulled at all.
You can't be pulled like this.
Mosako Satake.
What?
Mosako Satake.
That wasn't good, was it?
What's "Mosako Satake"?
Endo, Tanaka, Hamada, out!
Can you stop this game?
What is this?
My 1,000 yen.
Ouch!
That was my 1,000 yen, wasn't it?
No, it was me.
It's even now.
That's weird.
You don't have to laugh now.
If you laugh, give me 1,000 yen.
You can't laugh.
I can't laugh.
You're in my way.
Give me 1,000 yen.
Then you do it next time.
I'll do it next time.
You're doing it on your own.
That's right.
Scheduled... Kumiko.
Minagawa... Go.
You're Japanese!
Go, Minagawa, go!
That's not fair!
Ouch!
You're the worst! I'm going to get 1,000 yen now!
Then you pay for it, too!
Why?!
Because you're Japanese! I'll pay for it, too!
That's ridiculous!
No, no, no... I'll pay for it.
Why?!
Who's going to pay for it?!
I'll pay for it.
What?!
Because you're Japanese!
Right?!
That's not fair!
But... Go is from Minagawa.
Minagawa...
No, no, it's not like that at all.
It's just the other way around, right?
It's not like that at all.
That was terrible.
You're a warrior, aren't you?!
Well, you're right.
But I...
No, don't get involved in this!
Just do it your own way!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm talking about Minagawa.
But I need a little more money to get excited.
Give me a little money.
Give me 1,000 yen and let's all fight.
Sounds good.
Yes.
Okay, let's do it.
Hey, it's taking too long!
Yes, it's taking too long and it's no good.
Yes.
What's wrong with this?!
What if it breaks in the middle?!
Does that person have to leave?
Ah, that's right.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
He can't participate anymore.
He has to leave.
This person...
Wow, this is pretty big!
It's big!
Okay!
This person has to leave.
It is big, isn't it?
Then...
Can we start with Endo?
Yes.
Here we go.
Jerry Nakamura.
James Onoda.
James Onoda? What's up with James?
What's up with James Onoda?
Matsumoto, Sosei, Endo, Tanaka, Asuto...
No way! I'll definitely buy it!
You said Onoda!
That's right, but...
And it's different from half-time!
That's right, but...
Ouch!
There are such half-times, too!
I said Onoda, but...
It's completely James Onoda.
James is starting, so I don't want you to say James.
Don't be pulled too much.
All right.
It's a little time-consuming.
All right.
Here we go, Hamamatsu-san.
Hmph...
Takemoto-san!
Matsumoto, Hosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
You're strong, aren't you?
I've had enough!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Baby, this is a loss, isn't it?
A loss...
Yes, it is.
Baby...
Hmph!
Well, what should we do?
Let's start with Endo, then.
He hasn't started yet.
Shall we decide on this one?
Let's decide.
Here we go.
Jesper...
Satake.
Hmph...
Matsumoto, Hosei, out!
Come on, come on!
Come on, I want to keep going!
No, I'm sorry!
Really...
Well, shall we start with Tanaka?
Okay.
Yes, let's do that.
Shall we?
Yes.
Ewa, Yumi.
Tandori, Ikimura.
That's chicken, isn't it?
Tandori, Ikimura.
Ouch, really...
Everybody, out!
Come on, seriously...
Let's do it properly!
Tandori...
It's tandori chicken.
Ouch!
Indian...
Indian sushi.
I don't like it, I don't like it...
I really don't like it...
I don't like being beaten like this...
I'm getting angry, angry, angry...
Like this...
My butt hurts...
Ah, it's funny...
Nine hours since arriving in Las Vegas.
At this time of day...
The five of them go to a legendary dealer who comes to the hotel...
To learn about the casino's colors.
What kind of person is this dealer...
Who is easy to get angry with?
A legendary dealer...
Isn't there a legendary dealer here?
But he looks scary...
You surprised me!
What's with you?
Everyone, out!
He's coming out again...
He's coming out...
Ouch! Ouch!
You surprised me!
Everyone, this is the legendary dealer, Mr. Cutlery!
I'll come and pick you up later!
His eyesight is amazing...
This is your first time in this casino, right?
Welcome to Heipo Casino!
(Squeak)
It's dangerous.
What are you doing?
That's enough.
I'm not doing anything.
It's dangerous.
I'm not making any noise.
That's impossible.
Stop it.
It hurts.
Don't do it.
You're so rough.
You're not making any noise.
Just a little.
Just a little more.
You're not making any noise.
You're doing your best.
You're so rough.
You're doing your best.
You're not making any noise.
You're doing your best.
Stop it.
It hurts.
Your breath is leaking.
That's right.
You should have done it differently.
Your breath is leaking.
It's not leaking.
I don't know what I'm doing.
It's short.
What are you looking at?
Look at the bell!
I'm looking at it.
That's enough.
This way!
That's why you're teaching us.
That's right.
I heard you're going to teach us.
That's right.
You're a difficult person.
I see.
Your skirt is too short.
You're looking at your pants.
You're so vulgar.
Don't look at my pants!
What?
My pants!
Give me my pants!
Senpai, I brought these pants.
Can you try them on and see if they fit you?
Thank you.
Tell me if they fit you.
Okay.
I don't know if they will fit me.
I wanted to do that.
What do you think?
Like this?
Did it fit you?
Yes.
Do you think it fits me?
Doesn't it fit you?
Is it okay like this?
Doesn't it fit you?
Let's take a look.
Okay.
I will take it off.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, out!
I knew it.
Have you taken it off yet?
I haven't taken it off yet.
I'm sorry.
I thought you had taken it off.
Tell me if you have.
Okay.
Did you take it off?
Okay.
I will take it off.
Okay.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
I knew it.
It's hard.
Ouch!
It hurts.
Ouch!
It hurts.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's hard.
You shouldn't get angry.
I just want you to know how fun Kajiro is!
Hey! What are you looking at?!
Hey!
Hahaha!
It was a showdown!
What?!
Everyone is out!
What a mess!
Seriously!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
You're looking at him, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You are.
I was looking over there, but I wasn't looking at his panties.
What panties are you looking at?!
I was looking! I was staring at him!
Excuse me, I'm a new car dealer.
Can you not look at my panties?!
You're looking at me, aren't you?!
Shut up, you six-legged creature!
You can't tell anyone about this gamble,
but in the end you lost so much that you bought a small house, right?!
You've had a lot of accidents so far,
and the reason for your divorce three times is also a gamble, right?!
You scum! You scum six-legged creature!
Six-legged creature!
You scum six-legged creature!
Ouch! Ouch!
Hey you, get out of the car!
Hey you, get him out of the car!
I can't work anymore!
Get him out of the car!
Hey you, help me!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You shouldn't have pulled it.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You're laughing, aren't you?!
No, I'm not!
Everyone, out!
Was that okay?
That was terrible.
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
I'm sorry. Please give me your right hand.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Tamada, Kosei, Kanaka, out!
What's up with you guys?
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
From now on, it's a serious card game.
The rules are simple.
If the total number of two cards given to each player is higher than that of the legendary dealer, Patrick, they win the game.
Go ahead.
What?
Aren't we supposed to play together?
I can't play with you.
You're strong.
Now, please exchange your cards.
Oh!
You two are good.
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Card, open!
Ouch!
Dealer...
20!
With 22, Kosei wins!
Yes!
Ouch!
Card Meme 2nd round.
Go ahead!
Well then, please show us!
It's subtle...
The match has begun.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Cards, open!
Wow, he's strong.
You!
Yes!
Dealer!
22!
23 is Hozei's victory!
Wow!
Hozei!
That's amazing!
He brought it to gold!
I'll give you a reward for getting first place!
What? Really?
Come on!
Card Meme 2nd round.
Go ahead!
(Buzzer sound)
Yamada, Matsumoto, out!
Yamada-chan's face doesn't look happy at all.
Wonderful!
That's not money.
That's your reward!
How about it?!
What kind of punishment will you give me?
If you win, you'll go to heaven. If you lose, you'll go to hell.
Hey, what are you looking at?!
I'm not looking at you.
You were looking at my underwear!
No, no, I'm not looking at you!
What's with you?!
I went to the front and asked for something and they said this is the only thing they had.
What are you going to do about it?!
I don't know!
Don't look at my underwear!
Hey!
Did you just reach out?
I'm not looking at your underwear!
Stop it!
I'm not looking at you!
You bastard!
You were looking at my underwear!
You reached out for it!
Stop it!
You reached out for it!
I was looking at your underwear!
You weren't looking at my underwear!
Stop it!
Hey!
Is it underwear?!
It's not underwear!
You bastard!
Hey!
Stop it!
I don't know what's going on.
You bastard!
What's going on?
It's tough.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Hosei, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
Sigh...
A train station dealer...
Did you show me your picture book?
No!
Oh, well...
Oh, you're looking at me.
What happens here will cause a tragedy later.
Ten hours from the start, the five of them go back to the casino.
Their goal is...
Are you ready?
Yes.
Now is your chance to make a lot of money at the casino.
I see.
How many times do I have to say it?
You don't know anything, do you?
You can laugh from now on.
Enjoy gambling in this room.
Can I laugh inside?
Yes, you can laugh inside.
Wow!
Welcome!
Welcome! This way!
Welcome! Welcome!
You all look tired.
This is the 18th episode of "Can't Laugh At All" series.
So far, 17 episodes of "Can't Laugh At All" have been laughed at by only 1,469 people.
Yes, only that many.
And what is surprising is the number of "so out".
It's 14,801 times.
That's a lot of "so out".
The quiz is based on such a magnificent history.
Quiz!
Therefore, "Can't Laugh At All" history quiz is awarded!
Congratulations!
The quiz is based on the 17 episodes of "Can't Laugh At All" series.
Bet 500,000 yen.
The person with the most chips at the end will win.
This time, only you guys won't be able to hold a camera.
Excuse me for saying this, but...
We're the ones who started this.
Why didn't you say you couldn't hold a camera?
Because you're all old.
We've invited a special guest.
It's this person! Please come in!
He's got a good body.
He's handsome.
Nice to meet you.
You're right.
You're about three times more handsome than him.
I'm three times more handsome than him.
Kimura-san, you're a big fan of "Don't Laugh".
Yes.
You definitely don't think so, do you?
No, no, no.
What do you like about him?
When you don't think so, you say "yes", right?
No, I don't think so.
No, you do, right?
That's right.
What do you like about him?
Do you have any impressions of him?
Recently, actors have been appearing a lot.
When they appear, I like how they laugh differently from their usual faces.
But the answer is very abstract.
That's what you said.
That's because you've seen a lot of things.
Now, let's go!
Let's start with the first ranking quiz!
One, two...
"Instrument Pegasus"!
After this, a 17-year-old "don't laugh" scene will be revealed!
It's you!
"Don't laugh" series!
17 times in the past, many blind people have appeared!
It's you!
Among those blind people, the one who made 5 people laugh the most is...
The blind people who laughed the most!
First, from the usual "don't laugh" bus jokes, 5 groups will enter!
The first group is...
Sorry for making you wait!
Sorry for making you wait too much!
Everyone, out!
What was that?
What are you doing?
You're definitely in a good mood, boss!
That surprised me.
Nice, nice!
Everyone, out!
You know, "don't laugh" is probably the joke you shouldn't do!
Did you forget about what happened a few years ago?
Aren't you reflecting on yourself?
I am reflecting.
Maybe I'm reflecting too much.
What do you mean "too much"?
Nice!
From now on, we're going to use that "don't laugh" joke effectively.
We're going to reveal the names of these two actors.
These two actors...
In other words, you're...
Kusanagi-type...
Nakai-type...
Which one?
If you're Kusanagi-type, twice.
If you're Nakai-type...
What is that?
What's going on?
Kusanagi-type...
Nakai-type...
Please wipe your tears.
It's really hard to do.
Please wipe your tears.
Machan?
Nice!
Entry number one, Kusanagi Tsuyoshi.
The second group is...
I did it!
It's about time.
Tanaka!
Kusanagi!
No!
Let's play a face game.
No!
This is what I'm good at.
I'm good at this game.
Okay, den!
Den!
All of you...
Den!
Hey!
Why are you laughing?
All of you...
Matsumoto!
Yamasaki!
Tanaka!
Endo!
Entry number two, Daichi Mao.
The third group is...
Actually, I'm thinking of a duo right now.
A duo?
I remember that.
Actually, I'm thinking of a duo right now.
Hey, duo!
That person.
Yes.
I remember him.
I remember him a lot.
You're too old for this.
This is "Hourai Line".
You're too old for this.
Aoibego, it was Claudia!
Wait a minute! You're singing like this because you're a good singer!
Let's do a band once!
You, maybe!
You, cheer up!
We have guests, too!
I'm really sorry!
As a professional!
This is it!
I'm sorry!
I was scared!
My eyes are pounding!
Entry No. 3, Umemiya Tatsuya!
Ah, he's a legend!
Entry No. 4...
Huh? Huh?
That means...
It's over!
You were able to hold him with this, right?
That's right!
I want to go there and do it!
Ah, that's a good idea!
But I don't know how to make a reservation!
All you have to do is make a phone call!
Ah, that's right!
That's right, that's right!
Make a phone call!
Yes, hello! This is Kisuikan Okami Hakubei!
No, I don't know anything about Hakubei!
I'm Shiro Taira!
No, I don't know anything about Shiro Taira!
Ah, that's amazing!
I want to go there with my family on weekends!
That's too much!
Ah, is that so? Then I'll confirm your reservation!
Yes!
Chiben Wakayama High School, Baseball Club 80...
That's not it!
This is for Chuka Biking!
No, I don't need it!
Thank you very much!
Shiro Taira High School, Baseball Club 80...
You didn't get another one!
Jiu-jitsu!
I don't care about Jiu-jitsu!
You put your wallet in your ass and made a wallet chain!
That's not like you!
I hate it!
I was really, really nervous!
Entry No. 4
Shidori!
And the last one is...
Hello?
What?
Aren't you Takashi?
This is the last entry!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hurry up and get in!
What's with the bus?
Oh my God!
Hey!
Hey, you're late!
The bus didn't come!
Be quiet!
Say it out loud.
Hey, wake up!
Hey, Takeshi.
What's up?
You're involved with a weird guy.
Hey, shut up!
Let's play a game.
You said you couldn't use your cell phone on the train.
Shut up!
You're so noisy!
Let me talk!
I'm talking!
Let me talk!
Stop it!
Let's stop it!
Shut up!
Let me talk!
I'll do it.
Let's go!
Get off me!
Hey!
Ouch!
He's limping.
His legs are limping.
That was scary.
Get off me!
Hey!
Get off me!
Ouch!
Get off me!
Hey!
Get off me!
Entry No. 5, Shinya Ohada.
Who laughed the most among these five groups?
The number of times they laughed is calculated by the number of times their butts were slapped.
If one person is slapped, it's one time.
If five people are slapped, it's five times.
At the time of Daichi-san, Hosei-san was really into it.
It was crazy.
At that time, even Yanodaki-san was pretty crazy about it.
There is a possibility that Hosei-san is making money.
Basically, I like facial hair.
I see.
It was a rarity.
Because of Daichi-san's facial hair, it was irresistible.
And Hamada-san, after all, Umemiya-san's...
Right!
It was a shock.
No, no, that was already...
Koyabu was amazing.
That's what I mean.
Ryo Binta was able to do it.
Right!
Borokuswitan was also able to do it.
Borokuswitan.
Your Horei-san is already involved in it.
From this side.
It's an expression I've never heard of.
It's different.
At the time of Shidori, not everyone laughed that much.
Hey, hey, hey!
I was super nervous!
Did you know?
We do various things, you know?
We do various things.
We have our own system.
We do our own things.
You don't have to say it!
We don't have to say it!
We did it all by ourselves!
That's what we did!
By the way, we've received a message from Aowada Shinya-san.
At the set of the drama, the director always says, "That was the most interesting work of the night."
That's how much of an impact it had.
Now, these are the members.
Please bet.
Go ahead!
Kimura-san, number one!
Yes, I'm number one.
Goman Heipo-san.
Why?
Because I really liked Kusanagi-san's drawings.
So, I took the courage and bet 5,000 yen.
5,000 yen is a little too much.
And Matsumoto-san, you bet a lot!
You bet 100,000 yen!
Yes, I thought I'd bet more from the first bet.
It was a shock that Nagi-kun from "Bakusaka" would come out.
It's fast.
I heard about Oda-san from the bus.
That's a big laugh.
That's right.
Now, Hamada-san and Kusanagi-san.
I thought I'd bet more from the first bet.
So, I don't have any more than three bets.
What?
Two bets.
I have two bets.
Yes.
The first bet...
Kusanagi-san's drawings are more recent.
I see.
So, it had quite an impact.
You remember it vividly?
Yes, I do.
That's good.
Yes.
Of course!
It's a big bet!
I'm very confident.
I laughed a lot.
I laughed a lot, too.
The density...
Yes.
I think the first bet had the shortest time.
But, in that short time...
I laughed a lot.
I see.
I think the number is amazing.
That's right.
Now, Endo-san.
Yes, I also bet 100,000 yen.
100,000 yen.
Are you confident?
I think I laughed at everything I did.
I see.
It was almost perfect.
I see.
Yes.
Tanaka-san, too.
It's seven.
Yes.
It's the first bet.
Yes.
Everyone is focused on the first and second bets.
That's right.
Now, I will announce the correct answer.
Yes.
It's the announcement of fate!
From now on...
I don't need it.
Endo-san, what's wrong?
Are you going for the correct answer?
I want to go quietly.
Will you be out?
Or will you be separated from heaven and hell?
But, we don't know it now!
Because we haven't seen the correct answer yet!
It's too early!
Now!
Which one?
The correct answer is...
Now!
It's coming!
It's too early!
It's too early for Endo-san!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Why?
Daichi-san...
Come first! Come first!
Umebira-san, Kusanagi-san...
Come first! Come first!
Amazing!
See?
It's like this.
Amazing!
Downtown-san!
Now!
The correct answer is...
Kusanagi-san of Ichiba-san!
I see!
This...
O-sensei, it hurts!
It hurts a little!
This hurts!
It's really bad!
The gap has widened considerably!
Good! Good!
But, Chidori-san!
Let me make an excuse!
Yes!
During the play...
I can't stop it!
That's right! That's right!
Um...
Even if you make me say "no", I won't tell you.
Even if you intentionally everyone!
So, when you're laughing there,
youjall end up in 12th place...
because you Jingle...
Jingle here.
You jingle there.
Huh?!
No, no!
Let's stay home!
No, no!
Let's stay home!
Hey!
Let's stay home!
It's as if...
as if we were prisoners!
It's as if we were prisoners!
Because of being held in prison!
Up next...
An impossibly big guy will appear!
No way!
A big guy will appear!
The second one is...
Teacher! Teacher!
Introduced as Madonna teacher...
This person!
That was amazing!
I'm Hisako.
My manager got me a job on New Year's Eve.
When I opened the door, I found out it was a terrible job.
I don't think it's a job.
It's a job.
I'm Hisako.
Even though it's such a terrible job,
I only got about three levels of money.
Entry No. 1, Hisako.
Next is...
Last year?
Yes, last year.
It was really terrible.
Entry No. 2, Hisako.
It was really terrible.
Tanaka, Hamada, out!
Everyone, introduce yourselves.
- Hosei first. - Yes.
- Tsukite... - I don't need it.
Entry No. 3, Hisako.
I don't need it.
- She's a good one. - She's a good one.
I've looked into you.
Hamada's first girlfriend was...
Sarasara...
Hisako.
Everyone, answer!
When you were in middle school...
Do you know that song?
Let's sing it together at the end of the year!
I don't need it.
What's so funny about it?
Who is it?
Principal! Principal!
Huh? Huh?
Hey!
Give me a break!
I'm sorry!
Oh, this is funny!
Everyone, out!
I'm sorry!
What's up with her?
There's no way she can do number four.
I'm sorry!
Hamada!
Matsumoto!
Yamazaki!
Endo!
Out!
I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
There's no way she can do it!
There you are.
I knew it.
All of a sudden...
All of you!
All of you are out!
Entry No. 3, Naoto Kakenaka.
And the last one is...
Oh, I remember.
11 years.
Entry No. 4, Takahashi Teiko.
It's Takahashi.
Entry No. 5, Mizuno Takahashi.
Takahashi!
It's me, Teiko!
In the variety show "The Variety Show" on New Year's Day...
I'm dressed like a vintage car...
Who is it?
It's me!
Entry No. 5, Takahashi Teiko.
How have you been?
Has anything interesting happened recently?
No, well...
That's enough!
Go to bed and wake up...
Go to work in a used Volvo...
Get a cheap car...
Eat a bento there...
Smoke a cigarette...
Go home and sleep again...
Wake up...
Go to work in a used Volvo again...
Useless!
You two...
You're so tall!
Are you having a hard time with the drama?
Does your knee hurt?
It hurts!
Who do you think you are?
You're ugly.
Shut up.
You son of a bitch!
I'll show you something.
Watch carefully.
I remember this. It was amazing.
Really?
Teacher, teacher.
Look at the dog!
Teacher, teacher.
Entry number four.
Geiko Takahashi.
Among these four, who laughed the most?
Yes, these four have entered.
Takenaka-san's loud scream was really amazing.
Yes, it was.
The number of people was amazing.
Yes, it was.
It's difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Now, we have a testimony from Amanda-san.
Thank you.
Her response after appearing in the program was as amazing as when she was chosen as Miss Universe Japan representative.
I see.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Since then, she has been requested to play Hiroshi in the New Year's party.
I see.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Of course it is.
Now, Kimura-san.
Yes.
Do you have any impression left?
I like Amami-san's loud scream.
It's interesting.
I like it.
I like the samba rhythm you two are doing now.
Rhythm.
The rhythm.
I like that descent.
I see, I see.
Do you know what you are doing with the samba rhythm?
What you are doing.
What?
What you are doing with the samba rhythm.
We did one more.
With the samba rhythm and…
What?
With Endo-san?
Yes, with Endo-san's samba rhythm.
Yamazaki-san's is different.
Oh, it's "smiling", isn't it?
What?
That's Endo-san's.
Yes, that's Endo-san's.
That's a very general knowledge.
Nobody remembers it.
It's sad.
Nobody remembers it.
It's sad.
Nobody remembers it.
It's fine.
It's the opposite of "well".
It's "well", isn't it?
"Well".
Nobody remembers it.
That's a weird reaction.
Nobody remembers it.
That was a beautiful return of kindness.
Now, we have a message from Amami-san.
Yes, Amami-san.
After the performance, Tomokazu Niura-san said, "Your part was the most interesting".
Now you have a sense of it.
Before you lose your sense of it, do it again.
Sense of it...
By the way, Amami-san, in "Koi Keiko", you were asked about the color of your nipples.
That's right!
You should have asked me!
I did ask you, but you haven't replied to me for a while.
That can't be helped, right?
So, everyone, who laughed the most?
Please get the numbers.
I think it's difficult.
This is difficult.
This will also end, right?
Matsumoto-san gave Takenaka-san 100,000 heipo.
Hamada-san gave Amami-san 100,000 heipo.
Hosei-san gave Amami-san 50,000 heipo.
Yes.
Endo-san gave Takenaka-san 50,000 heipo.
Tanaka-san also gave Takenaka-san...
60,000 heipo.
You're cutting it up!
What's with you?!
The way you're betting is like a used Volvo.
Hey!
New cars cost 10 million.
60,000 heipo.
Hey, Kibura-san!
Are you confident?
Yes.
Amami-san gave you 100,000 heipo.
Yes.
I remember my abs collapsing.
I see.
Now, then...
Here's the correct answer.
Now, is it really okay, everyone?
If you can't change it anymore, it's because there's something called "restricted dimension".
If you want to change it now, raise your hand.
No! You can't change it!
What is it?
It's still...
1, 2, 1...
The correct answer is...
Where should we start?
Probably...
No, I feel like they'd rush in the middle.
Yes, I think so.
Yes.
Mastumoto-san!
Whoa!
I've decided!
Are you raising your hands?
Now...
1, 2...
Are you not going to do it?
1, 2!
Dantotsu!
You did it!
Yes!
Dantotsu!
The correct answer is...
2. Amanomugi-san's Dantotsu.
That's right.
82 times.
Takenaka-san was the longest, wasn't he?
Yeah, it's surprising.
It's like he was just screaming and dodging by himself.
It wasn't a hard hit, was it?
Maybe it wasn't like a story.
Kimura-san, Hamada-san...
Kose-san, you were here!
Bankai was here!
Now, the next question is Bankai edition.
It's not a ranking, but you will enter your answers, so please be careful.
Let's go!
One, two...
Gaki Vegas!
After this, the show will have a super intense tag show!
Next up is Bankai edition!
There were also such famous scenes!
First of all...
Excuse me...
Are you alone?
Yes.
Here you go.
I love you.
Jimmy-san, I love you.
Jimmy fell asleep at a bar after getting drunk.
I'm glad you fell asleep.
Such a sobering wake-up reaction experiment by Fukazake will be conducted!
First of all, they will wait for him to fall asleep.
You're lying! You're definitely lying!
I know, right?
You're not human!
Everyone, out!
Jimmy, who is about to fall asleep, will be subjected to an electric shock device.
This was also scary.
It doesn't wake you up, does it?
I don't know how many times I've seen this.
I've seen it many times.
(Laughing)
(Snoring)
(Laughing)
(Snoring)
(Laughing)
(Snoring)
(Laughing)
What is he doing?
He's using both hands.
It's like he's scared.
Yeah.
(Snoring)
(Knocking)
[Laughter]
Next up is this scene from four years ago.
(Knocking)
(Laughter)
(Knocking)
(Laughter)
(Knocking)
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
Wait a minute!
But, Uron-chan, you can't do it.
Your brother is...
Yes, yes.
That's...
Watch out!
He's trying to catch you for real.
You can't do it for real.
Matsumoto, you can't do it for real.
You can't do it for real.
Why is your brother so angry?
Your brother hates you the most!
And this is a one-scene in an air-conditioned room.
Endo, sing me a song.
A song?
What song do you want me to sing?
Anything is fine.
Every time I step on the bumpy asphalt road,
I hope I will always be me.
I can see your troubled hearts.
I count the nights I can't finish.
In the darkness that can't be escaped,
I pretend to be asleep again today.
I don't want to die.
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, Kanada, out!
I thought someone would go in.
It's the worst to be "gana".
And the last one is...
Praise me, praise me, I want to go home!
It's been seven years.
It was fun.
The rules are...
Shinagawa will call five people...
and present a card with their names on it.
Those who are called...
have to sing along with a melody...
and praise the dish.
I hate this.
First, with Satchan's melody...
Satchan.
I know this one.
It's cute, isn't it, Satchan?
Hosei, let's go!
Music, start!
Oikoro!
Oikoro.
Oikoro is...
meat and miso mixed together...
and stimulates my tongue.
It's cute, isn't it, Oikoro?
Oikoro.
It stimulates my tongue.
It's good for your taste, isn't it?
Matsumossan, music...
start!
Chococroissan!
Chococroissan...
I love chocolate in it...
But it's so expensive...
that I can't open my wallet.
It's expensive, isn't it?
No, it's not!
He's being pulled!
Matsumoto!
Hosei!
Shindo!
Tanaka!
Naoto!
Hamada-san, are you ready?
Next up is Hamada.
Will he do a good job?
Music, start!
Shanghai Yakisoba!
It's full of vegetables...
and it melts in my mouth.
But there are people who like it and people who don't like it...
and we can't say goodbye.
I love Shanghai.
It's a trip!
It's a place!
Next up is...
Tokyo!
This is difficult. I remember it a lot.
It's difficult.
It's fast!
I'm sorry!
It's difficult!
It's here!
I want to bring something good here!
First, Hamada. Can he keep up with the fast tempo?
Music, start!
Action!
Even when there are many of them...
Good!
I'll eat them all with eggs!
I'll eat them all!
What is this?
It's finally out!
It's out, right?
It's out!
What is this?
And now Matsumoto will challenge.
Will he...
Music, start!
Strain on!
I haven't eaten it!
Even last week!
Even last Tuesday, I haven't eaten it!
Fox!
Even last week, I haven't eaten it!
Even last Tuesday, I haven't eaten it!
Fox and I haven't eaten it!
Out!
What is this?
Take a picture of it!
And now, Hosei will challenge.
Music, start!
Huh?
Salmon grilled in salt!
There's a lot of fat on it!
Salmon grilled in salt!
There's a lot of fat on it!
If you know it, please grill it in salt!
Next, Hamada's challenge!
Here's a question!
I don't remember!
Please remember!
Start!
Fried rice!
Fried rice, gyoza and pork!
Adult food!
Which one do you like?
What was it again?
Another question!
What did Hamada sing this time?
This is the question.
What did Hamada sing there?
Please write it in the clip.
What is it?
This is difficult.
But Hamada-san has an advantage.
That's for sure.
Hamada-san was singing there.
How many years ago was it?
It was in 2014.
Six years ago.
That's a weird way of saying it.
It doesn't sound like you, Hamada-san.
I think I can do it.
I think I can do it too.
Let's look at the answers.
Let's start with Tanaka-san.
Let's go.
It's a word you don't use much.
What do you like?
I don't know the value of it.
It's deep.
You can't say the value of it.
I've heard of it.
Kimura-san.
Kimura-san doesn't use it much.
Kimura-san.
Inemachi-san.
In the city, Chinese food.
Fried rice, dumplings and pork.
That's for sure.
Next, Matsunoto-san.
I think I've said it in unrelated places.
Which one do you like?
Do you like your wife?
You didn't say it.
I just said it in unrelated places.
Did you say it in unrelated places?
I don't know.
I can only hear you saying it.
I can't say it in unrelated places.
I don't know if I'm saying it wrong.
Next.
Which one do you like?
Ask yourself.
It's like that.
Ask yourself.
Hamada-san got 200,000 points for this answer.
What is the answer?
It's the correct answer.
I don't need it.
I really don't need it.
The correct answer is...
Fried rice!
Ham, gyoza, and soup.
Which one do you like?
Ask yourself.
It's like that.
I really like fried rice.
It's like that.
There are other dishes.
It's like that.
I don't like it.
I've tried it.
It's like that.
I really don't like it.
The correct answer is...
Ask yourself.
It's like that.
Hamada-san, you're perfect.
Ask yourself.
You're perfect.
That's difficult. You can't do it all of a sudden.
Who is good at it?
Everyone is difficult.
You don't have an answer, do you?
Matsumura-san is looking at something.
Kimura-san can't do it.
Where is Kimura-san looking at?
What are you doing?
I'm not good at it. I don't have a song.
It's not like that today.
Matsumura-san is looking at something.
It's not like that today.
Thank you very much.
You always say funny things.
We say funny things, too.
It's not like that today.
That's right.
Let me show you something perfect.
Please show us.
I'll give you a challenge.
What will you cook?
Let's go.
Last one.
Imitation song, please.
Kimura Fuminu's movie "the fable" will be released on February 5th.
Can the killer who is forbidden to kill rescue the girl?
It is an anti-adrenaline-full of entame.
Now, fifth one.
Imitation song, please.
The theme is...
Sushi!
The theme is...
Sushi!
With a wheel in my hand, and a little wasabi...
I can tell the quality of a sushi restaurant.
The amount of sushi is...
this little...
Sushi!
Hey, stop it!
Hey, you know...
You can't find the bad point.
The worst one.
You can't find the bad point.
It's dangerous.
You've overcome it.
The fifth.
The fifth one.
Show me your armpit.
Your armpit is amazing.
The fifth one is...
You have a sword in you.
You go all around with your armpit.
When you eat sushi, you go all around with your armpit.
You eat it all.
You don't end it like this?
It's not something you do for weird reason.
That's right!
Hey, you know...
Even now, it's impossible.
Well, the person next to you will do it.
Nobu will do it.
Nobu is surprisingly...
My armpit sweat is falling down.
Give me yours!
Nobu, it's very difficult!
Okay, the topic is...
Okay!
Ready... Start!
Shredded pork!
The anus is melting...
I want to buy a lot of amazing pork!
Everyone, it's a pork party!
How should we eat it?
With vinegar and bell peppers...
The song has changed!
It's like a musical!
Come on, let's eat it together!
It's like a Disney version of "Sumuta"!
Let me buy this tape for one million yen!
The guest, Kimura-san...
will stop here.
Don't you want to do it until the end?
I was told that there is something I shouldn't see.
Please stop there!
Kimura-san, how was it?
Next time, I want to be able to...
make you all laugh.
I want to do my best.
Thank you very much!
Please stop there!
Thank you very much!
Now, we have one more group of guests.
Oh, I see!
Yes!
Ueshiba Ryuhei and Odegawa Ueshiba!
Thank you for inviting us!
Thank you very much!
I'm happy!
I see...
These two are here because...
That's right!
Ueshiba and Odegawa...
They are self-restrainted people who think it's not good to be in the same picture.
No, it's not like that at all!
You're in Mr. Kimura's agency, aren't you?
He wanted to be with you, Mr. Kimura...
I'm sorry for all of the circumstances...
I tried to shoot you earlier, but you didn't even look me in the eye...
That's not true!
The Canada Hallyu Corner has been held every year since 2011!
Two legends who are still young entertainers and who have put their bodies on the front lines.
However, this year...
I heard rumors that this year we'll be in close contact with each other.
I heard that we can't do this segment.
I want you to do it.
At this moment, for us, you're Kouhaku Utagassen.
No, really.
With that kind of thought...
No, really.
If you don't do it, you won't grow old.
That's right!
I'm begging you!
So, Utagassen, what do you want to do in front of Buddha?
What I want to do is, of course...
"Kindamabukuro Tsunahiki"!
I don't know anymore.
I don't know anything about "Kindamabukuro Tsunahiki".
"Kindamabukuro Tsunahiki"!
Yes.
What do you do when you see it?
Isn't it a bet?
There are singers who sing.
Singers you don't know.
Isn't it that kind of time?
Yes, it's that kind of time.
When I went to Okinawa trip, a singer I don't know sang for me.
No!
No, no, no!
I don't know that!
Your image is different!
Even if you're an actress, you can't do it.
That's why Kimura-san...
On the contrary, you can do something that exciting.
That's right!
All right! Then, please prepare the next one!
All right!
Since you can't do it, you have to do it!
That's right!
Both of you are pale-skinned.
All right! Let's do it!
Gecchan, you're fat again!
All right!
Hey! Yes?
Hey you! Put it in a bag!
What is he saying? I don't understand it at all.
Oh, he's putting it on the table.
Rob! Yes?
You too!
All right!
Put it in my cigarette.
Put it in a cigarette?
Put it in a cigarette!
This is a good one.
Don't take it properly.
This is a little tight, isn't it?
It hurts!
It's like a chewing gum.
Wow!
It's a little...
It's already hard and hard!
It's the kind of gum that you eat tomorrow.
This is also a little hard.
It's like a grilled stone that you put in a pickled noodle.
It's hard and hard!
Mr. Fujii, let's go!
All right!
Hey!
You didn't touch the clothes properly even once!
No, Daigo, you can't do that.
Daigo!
You have to do it properly.
I touched the clothes properly!
Hey, you're really dirty!
You didn't even touch it once!
The left one is amazing!
What is it?
The left one is huge!
Yes!
It looks so different that only the left one is big!
No, let me see it!
It's hard to mix them up, right?
Congratulations on winning first place!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
All right, gentlemen!
Good luck!
All right, then let's go!
Ball-shaped bag-holding competition!
Start!
Hey, you both lost!
You can do it!
It hurts! It hurts!
That hurts too!
Hurry up,meshibar!
How's it going?
Yes, it's still...
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, red team, let me fight!
I like you!
Are you stupid?
Red team, blue team, today is important!
It's not a TV show!
Which team will win?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hey, you!
This is not a match!
Hey, you, red team, pull me up!
Who is it? Who is it?
It's me!
Hey, you, red team, pull me up!
What's wrong?
Hey, you, red team, pull me up!
What's wrong?
Seriously, seriously!
Welcome!
Seriously?
Wow, wow, wow!
Here we go!
One, two...
Hey!
Am I...
Am I okay?
Hey, am I okay?
Am I okay?
How do you feel about their sense of humor?
It's not over yet!
Super Girl!
Don't laugh!
Don't miss the exciting second half!
Out!
I'm not really surprised by you...
An unexpected development for the super-tall girls!
She is...
Seriously?
When the night view is getting beautiful,
a game tournament will be held at the hotel.
Five people changed into their prepared jerseys and came to the venue.
Are you ready?
Yes.
This is the venue for the game battle hosted by the hotel.
Game battle?
You can laugh from here, but you can't lose the battle.
Now, go.
He's telling me to go.
I don't like it.
Go ahead.
I don't like it.
Blow away the instrument team
"Night View Game Battle" begins.
Now, of course, I would like to invite our opponents.
These are the people who will play against you.
Opponent - VS - Night View
Welcome.
Why are you dressed like that?
Your jerseys are too stylish.
This jersey doesn't even have a pocket.
How do you feel about playing against us, night view team?
To be honest with you, it's easy.
We will win no matter what.
You're all old men.
What? What? What?
You're all old men, aren't you?
Can't you deliver that much?
I was wondering if you were talking about something very important, and when I asked you, you said, "Oh, that's about it."
Hey, calm down! Don't get caught up in the other person's work!
Calm down! Calm down!
These six people, these five people.
It's impossible, isn't it?
That's why we've prepared a powerful assistant.
This person. Please come in.
The number one player in badminton in the world is Momota Kento!
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's a lot of cooperation!
Momota Kento, the number one player in badminton in the world, plays as an assistant for each team.
Momota is famous for his super-fast smash in the world of cushions.
How fast is that smash usually?
About 400km/h.
400km/h!
Of course, you've never seen it, have you?
No, we haven't!
There's no chance like this, so you want to see it in front of you, don't you?
Yes!
So, I'd like you all to experience it.
Please watch the video!
Momota Kento's Smash Challenge!
I'm not wearing them.
One of the chosen pairs will wear helmets with paper balloons,
and the other will stand by in a small machine!
And then, Momota will do a super-fast smash!
If the shuttle hits it within two shots, it's a great clear!
If it misses, your partner will have to kick it away!
- No, no... - Yes, what is it?
Did we do something selfish?
- Since you're here... - Are you going to make us do it again?
You want to see the world's number one badminton player do a smash, don't you?
The chosen pairs are...
- Momota, Momota... - Kokoriko...
- Are you happy? - Stand by here...
- No, no, no... - I'm scared!
Now, let's get started!
3... 2... 1...
I'm scared!
- Wow! - Wow!
- No, no... - What just happened?
- It didn't move!
- I didn't move! - I don't know!
- I did move! - But it didn't hit!
- It didn't hit! - Now, the last chance!
Momota, please!
3... 2... 1...
- I'm scared! - Let's do it!
I'm scared!
- Oh no! - What's going on?!
- What's going on?!
First of all, let's get ready for the theme pose!
The rules are simple!
Each of you will take a pose from a given theme!
This is hard!
If all six of you are in sync, you clear!
If you're not in sync, you clear!
First of all, we have Team 7th Generation!
I think it's okay for them to be a little stronger, since they're young.
What are you talking about?!
They're young, so let them be a little weaker!
It's better for you guys not to use it anymore!
That's right!
It's important! That's why it's important!
We don't use it that much anymore, so I'm counting on you!
Then it's fine!
Then let's get started!
Of course, if you're in sync with us, you'll be able to do it!
You're confident, right?
- Yes! - You're confident, right?
First of all, the first theme is...
Gold medalist!
Gold medalist...
Then, let's get started!
Let's go with the worst one!
Okay!
Let's use the gold medalist's standard pose!
You can do it!
And so...
Too bad!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
First of all, Seiya...
The medal...
Kajiru!
Kajiru! Kajiru!
Kajiru!
What?
What is that?
I was a professional football player...
He's doing this with his racket.
With a badminton racket...
Speaking of professional football players, you're a professional football player, right?
Am I not?
You're wrong!
Did you wipe it off?
And so...
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I'm sorry!
3...
2...
1...
I'm sorry!
It hurts!
Gold ball! Gold ball!
It hurts!
That's good!
Gold ball! Gold ball!
That's good!
I peeled it off a little.
That's good!
I peeled it off a little.
Governor...
I'm sorry, but...
- Are you okay? - I'm seriously scared of this.
- I'm getting the chills. - Let's do it for real.
- Let's do it! - The theme for everyone is...
"Dozo".
- "Dozo"! - "Dozo"!
- Please stand by! - Huh?!
- "Dozo"?! - It's "dozo"!
- Now, let's begin! - Huh?!
- Dozo! - Dozo!
- Please strike a pose clearly! - Huh?!
- Dozo! - Dozo!
- Let's do a standard pose! - Okay!
- Five! - Four!
- Three! Two! One! - Dozo! Dozo!
- What is this?! - What is this?!
- Everyone's doing this! - Who is this?!
- This is, uh...
- "Golden Arrow" statue. - Whoa!
- It's Oscar! - Oh, it's Oscar!
- It's Oscar!
- It's so small! - It's "dozo"!
- Dozo! - Dozo!
- Hey, you're wrong! - Hey, "Golden Arrow" statue.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- It's "dozo"! - It's "dozo"!
- Wait, what is this? - It's Buddha's statue.
- Whoa! - Buddha statue?!
- It's Buddha statue! - Buddha statue?!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Hey! Don't say that!! - Matsuno-san, you're mean!
- Buddha statue... - You're mean!
- Ninomiya Kintsou! - Yeah, that!
- I know that! - Yes, I know what that is!
- Yes, that! - That's Kaneda Elf and...
- Ah, Kara Meild! - Kara Meild!
- Goddess of Freedom.
- Oh, we've got it! - We've got it!
- We've got it!
- What on earth is that?! - Eh?
Good game!
Great!
Very good!
That really hurt!
That hurt a lot!
It hurts a lot!
It hurt a lot!
Okay, Momoda!
How was it? Your first match?
I didn't come all the way up here for this!
How was it?
The difficulty of the game is the same as the first one!
It's the same!
It's terrible!
How many hits can you take?
Scary!
It depends on your style!
No, no, no!
Please match!
If you match, nothing will be activated!
Sounds fun!
Well, let's go!
The next topic is...
Yoshimoto Shinki!
Wait a minute, it's difficult!
Yoshimoto Shinki's function!
Well, everyone...
Everyone is Yoshimoto!
Well, let's go!
Yoshimoto Shinki's main pose!
Let's match!
[Laughter]
Let's ask him.
What is Kanae's strength?
Drill, sand.
Drill.
Hot, hot.
Punch, punch, punch.
Drill.
Zukkoke.
[Laughter]
Zukkoke?
What is it?
It's a heart attack, right?
That's why.
[Laughter]
[Screams]
Three.
Two.
One.
[Screams]
He said it!
Zukkoke!
[Screams]
He said zukkoke!
That's abhorrent.
I said it!
Sure you did say it!
You stepped on them and they said it!
[Screams]
Zukkoke is sovereignty.
I thought you said you'll say it.
I did it!
I did say it!
Zukkoke!
[Screams]
I did say it!
[Screams]
I did say it!
Let's get started. Here is the theme for you.
Right-handed skating!
This is the basic pose of right-handed skating.
Let's do it!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
This is it!
Spin, spin, spin!
This is terrible!
Out!
Next scene, please!
3, 2, 1!
Ouch!
Seriously!
What a service!
What kind of pose was it?
What did you do?
Spin, spin, spin!
Let's do it!
All right, everyone!
I'd like you to try a challenge that anyone can do easily!
If all six of you can do the challenge in one go, you win!
If you fail even one of you in the middle of it, you'll be held responsible for it!
All six of you will be kicked out of the machine!
Stop it!
We'll be kicked out of the machine forever!
I'll give you one point for that!
You know what?
Fukuroi is worse!
He's got a swollen face!
Fukuroi is really swollen!
How much do you want me to stop?
I really want you to stop.
You!
Stop with the puns!
You did it earlier!
That was fast!
What kind of challenge is this?
The kids' team will do a challenge in one go!
One person per team!
What does that mean?
Extend both hands to the side and up!
Don't bend your arms!
If you match your index fingers in front of you, you win!
But if you don't match your index fingers, you're out!
You can do that?
Yes, we can!
You just match your right hand and your left hand!
You're underestimating me!
But my partner won't say a word!
Why won't you say anything?
I'm worried!
Let's begin!
It's okay!
You can't bend your arms alone?
You can!
You can't do this alone!
Let's begin!
One person per team!
Let's begin!
One person per team!
That's fast!
It's over, it's over!
Alright, let's go!
Muscle, let's go with muscle!
Alright!
Alright! Muscle and summer!
Go ahead!
Too slow! Too slow!
One more time! One more time!
You guys said it!
If you say it, we'll do it!
Who said it? What do you want us to do?
We adjusted it a little.
We did, didn't we?
That's why the speed was slow.
Don't say it from the inside.
We don't want to do it!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Too slow and unconscious.
Too fast!
Can I say it fast?
Yes, you can. One person per team!
Go!
Three, two, one!
Too slow and unconscious!
Too slow! Too slow!
Too slow and unconscious!
This is no good!
Please say it fast!
Who said "this person"?
No one said it!
Everyone, please!
Three, two, one!
Too slow and unconscious!
This is no good!
We don't want to do it!
This is no good!
It's a foreign product.
I like Japanese products.
The next generation will challenge to decide 6 people in a row.
DVD Catch!
Put half of your hand on the edge of the desk and lift up the DVD from below with one hand.
If you can catch it with the same hand before it hits the floor, you win!
Is it that easy?
This is easy.
How is it? Is it difficult?
It's difficult!
It's more difficult than you think!
It's hard with the same hand, isn't it?
It's difficult.
Well, let's start!
Kanechika, you can do it!
Let's make it happen!
Well, let's start!
DVD Catch!
Calm down!
Kanechi!
You will be okay!
Kanechi, you can't do that! You have to decide this clearly!
I was out earlier, but I forgave you, didn't I?
That's good!
Stop it!
I saw it one time, but I won't do it again!
Kanechi, you can't do that! You have to decide this clearly!
This is really hard!
Koushi!
You cleared it!
You didn't drop it, did you?
This is impossible!
This is where it ends!
Kanechi, you can watch it on DVD!
3... 2... 1...
That was okay!
That would have been better!
You broke it!
That's impossible!
That's really hard!
You can't do that!
You can watch it on DVD!
3... 2... 1...
Waaah!
This is...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
And so...
The battle is over!
3... 2... 1...
3!
That was so dangerous!
That was really dangerous!
Wait...
Mr. Madoh, can you show us again?
We saw it!
Superstar!
Let's get started!
Watsumoto-san's DVD collection!
Wait a minute! What happens if we do this?
It'll be really exciting!
Really!
Really exciting!
You guys, one more time!
Why?!
Let's do it one more time!
Why?!
But of course, if you fail...
Watsumoto-san, you're wrong!
That's weird, too!
One person, right?
That's weird!
If you fail, why am I doing this?!
Let's get started with Watsumoto-san's DVD collection!
Start!
3...
2...
1...
Alright!
You're not motivated at all!
How can you do it with one hand?!
Are you kidding me?!
Huh?!
Are you kidding me?!
That's why it's so funny!
This is...
Watsumoto-san's DVD collection!
Please stand by!
This is terrible!
Watsumoto-san, you're terrible!
I'm still scared of doing it alone!
I don't want to do it alone!
Watsumoto-san, start!
I'm scared of doing it alone!
3...
2...
1...
You're strong!
After this...
The final game of fate!
Let's start the final match!
The final match is...
Continue to lose and continue to lose rock-paper- scissors!
The rules are simple!
Rock-paper-scissors!
According to this rhythm, you continue to lose.
If you make a mistake, you lose or make a noise, you lose!
While switching places in the future, both teams will continue to fight until one of them makes a mistake!
It's a win-or-lose battle!
I will gradually speed up!
I don't think I can lose!
It's okay!
My reflexes are different!
Let's start!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Start!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I couldn't keep up with the rhythm.
After that, Soshina beat Tanaka and Gosei.
They won four in a row.
Soshina!
I don't feel like winning.
Can you do me a favor?
Do me a favor, please.
What do you want me to do?
Tell me to change!
Do me a favor.
Do me a favor?
Do me a funny gag and tell me to change.
Please.
Change me!
Stop speaking in Japanese!
Soshina, don't change your mind!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors!
From me?
Rock-paper-scissors!
What are you doing?
Are you having fun?
What's going on?
I'm sorry.
Let's play.
Let's start with Matsumoto.
Keep losing and play rock-paper-scissors later.
Start!
I can do it!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Let's go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Let's go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
What a funny way of losing!
Your normal way of losing!
Everyone, stop!
Then...
Mr. Hatari!
Please get up!
Everyone, get up and play guitar!
Get up!
I won't!
Let's start playing rock-paper-scissors later!
Start!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You can do it!
Look at him!
You were doing it, weren't you?
Yes, I was!
He also won against Kosei, and won four times in a row.
Lastly, Hamada vs. Soshina's final match.
Rock, paper, scissors!
The winner is Dynamo-chan!
So, Ake-team gets a punishment!
All of you are going to use wet tissues and...
Embarrassing.
What's up?
Yeah!
I don't think we should have said that.
But we did our best, right?
Yeah.
Bad stuff.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I think it's Momota-kun.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's different.
It's either Kamae-san or me.
I know.
Then it's either of us.
What?!
Then you guys decide.
I see.
It's like an appeal time.
Yeah, we want it.
We want it.
I think it's really good.
You like it?
I love it.
My daughters all love it.
Yeah.
They always say it.
You don't like it?
Kamae-san, what's up?
Look at us.
Well, um...
Do you want to go eat next time?
Yeah!
Let's go eat.
It's all about what you eat and what you say, right?
Yeah!
If you want to hit Don with wet tissues...
Matsumoto-san, if you're happy, please raise your hand!
Which one is bigger?!