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Ohhhhhhhhhh!
This year too, do not laugh!
The stage is Las Vegas!
At the moment of announcing, the strongest assassins will come in a row!
Whoa! Whoa!
Isn't it Honey Bunny?
And...
The greatest man of all time who has never been defeated...!
She is also considered the world's best active athlete.
I didn't mean to do this.
She is also developing super flexibility.
She is...
What?
Seriously, what did you say?
She is especially special on New Year's Eve.
She is a great swordsman who you should never laugh at.
She is a senior citizen of Los Vegas.
New Year's Eve
The morning has begun.
The refreshing sunlight
lets men know of their challenge.
When I used the washlet earlier,
the water was colder than I thought.
I thought it might have changed.
I see.
It's crazy.
I can't do it.
I can't do it this year, either.
I told you to improve it.
But you told me to be polite.
You have two big marks.
You told me to wait here.
It's rude of you.
Try to feel it.
I can't feel it.
I see.
It's a shame.
The weather is nice.
It's great.
What is it?
Something is pulling me.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
It's following you.
It's following me.
What is it?
It's ignoring you.
It's not a dog.
A dog?
It's not a dog.
What is it? It's amazing.
It's amazing.
The movement is realistic.
It's following you.
It's amazing.
It's following you, isn't it?
It's following you.
They are my winning robot dogs.
Their names are Hanamaru and Daikichi.
Which one is Hanamaru?
They are very cute.
Don't ignore me.
Daikichi.
Give it back.
Hanamaru and Daikichi.
You are saying a lot of lines.
They will never be bitten by a company.
I'm serious.
No one will be bitten by a company.
If you are bitten by a company, you will lose your family.
He said it.
Anyway...
What are you talking about?
They are cute.
You are noisy.
They will do anything you say.
Let me sit down.
If you throw this bone, they will come and get it.
Are you serious?
Let's go.
Hanamaru, come and get it.
It's amazing.
I can't get it.
I just said it.
It's funny.
You said you couldn't get it.
I can't get it.
That's right.
I'll tell you this year's theme.
That is...
Wait, Fujiwara!
What?
Fujiwara!
You just said you couldn't get it.
I'll tell you this year's theme.
That is...
Wait, Fujiwara!
What?
Fujiwara!
You were about to announce this year's theme.
Hey, hey!
We rehearsed it together for this year.
That's right!
She's saying "haha".
She says "haha" a lot.
Listen up, band members.
This year's theme is "big poor people".
It's "big poor people" you can't laugh about.
You'll become poor people and live 24/7.
If you laugh about it,
of course you'll get your butts slapped.
But this year is different.
This year's stage is...
A dazzling dream city, Las Vegas!
There are many chances of winning in the city.
If you win in gambling, you might even catch an American bird.
There's a possibility of becoming rich from big poor people.
You're excited, right?
Let's go!
Go to Las Vegas!
What? You're still gambling?
He's gambling again.
What's wrong with you?
You're singing like you're in a musical.
The dog is dancing.
Everyone, just do your best.
Now, avoid the cold.
That's right, don't miss it.
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.
Corona, don't let your guard down.
Make sure you take measures.
All of the main staff,
PCR test.
And also...
This year has been tough, but let's do our best.
Everything for Sayaka's smile.
Yoshio, I'm happy, but that's no good.
Corona measures are for all of Japan...
No, for the world.
Sayaka, Yoshio, let's sing for the world one more time.
Of course, be careful of the sunburn.
Let's work together in this COVID-19 situation and do our best.
I'll make sure to deliver the news to the kids.
Don't get too close to the laughter.
Keep social distance.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Enjoy! - Enjoy?
- Thank you! - Goodbye!
- That was amazing. - That was perfect.
- The dog is coming. - The dog is coming.
- You can hear it clearly. - You can hear it clearly.
- You can talk quite a lot. - You can talk quite a lot.
- Shut up, you two. - That's how it is. Got it?
- Did you push it for about 15 minutes? - We did push it for a while. - We did push it for a while.
- We pushed it for a while. - I see. - This is the real thing. - This is the real thing.
In this context, they challenge their 24-hour fire life while taking measures against COVID-19.
By the way, I'm a commoner. What's with that outfit?
- I'm a commoner, but... - Excuse me.
I'll get changed, so will you get changed now?
- He's not a commoner. - He just doesn't want to be a commoner. - I see.
I don't like this at all. Is this the last one?
- Excuse me. - Excuse me. - Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- That's my song. - That's my song! - Don't exaggerate it.
- This song isn't your song. - Right, right. - I don't care.
- Everyone, are you ready? - Yes. - We'll do our best this year. - Yes. - Open!
- I'm serious. - Please forgive me.
- When did you decide it? - Since summer.
- No, no. I thought it would be like this, but it was taken up and brought to me like this. - You should have said it earlier.
- I'm sure you'll say it. - I'll say it normally.
- What did you say? - Normal.
- That's how it is this year. - Dirty!
I knew you'd say that.
- I told you it's clean. - It's clean.
- I've heard it before. - Dirty!
What are you doing?
- But we're still better. - That's right.
- We're still better. - What is this?
- It's dirty. - It's smelly.
We're having a hard time right now, but we'll do our best to get a job in Las Vegas.
The rules are simple.
While you're in Las Vegas, you can't laugh no matter what.
- I'll take the bus. - You'll take the bus?
- I'll take the bus. - This year too.
As they approach the start line, they can't laugh if they take the bus.
- Can you line up here? - Yes.
Could it be...
- Is the bus coming? - Could it be...
- It's coming. - The bus.
- It's coming. - It's coming this year too.
What does it say?
- "Omamet..." - "Omamet..."
- It's a hotel. - It's a hotel.
This is the best hotel and casino in Las Vegas.
- This is interesting. - Is it interesting?
- I don't know what "best" means. - That's right.
The Omamet Regency Hotel and Casino Double Game Bus.
With this bus, which was borrowed by the king of casinos in Las Vegas,
they head for the hotel.
- It starts as soon as you get on the bus. - Get on already.
- Get on. - We're getting on.
We're here!
- We're here. - We're here.
- We're getting on. - We're getting on.
Finally, the bus leaves for the hotel.
What awaits them ahead of them is...
- I didn't know there was a hotel with a fire. - Me neither.
- It's rare in Japan. - I know, right?
But you don't have any money now, do you?
- Not at all. - We don't have any money.
How much do you save every month?
- Save? - Yes.
I'm in debt.
- Because you built a house? - Yes, I built a house.
I'm in debt.
How much do you save every month?
- It's not a huge amount of money. - How much do you save?
It's something you can pay for.
- How much do you save? - 100 million yen.
That's a lot of money.
You're laughing a lot!
Matsumoto, Endo, Kosei, out!
You're laughing a lot!
You're so picky.
- How much do you save every month? - 100 million yen.
You didn't want to say it, did you?
It's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
It's not embarrassing!
I save 100 million yen every month!
- It's not easy! - It's not easy!
- You're amazing! - Thanks to you all...
No, thanks to you all, I can really...
- It's not easy... - Yes...
Hey! You are sick! You have a lot of rocks.
What?
Actually, it was our movie shoot and the main role of love platype suddenly becameidentsent reacts.
So I urgently looking for a role for the movie but I smell you guys in a miraclusil imagery.
I want you guys to play the role for me.
I trust you.
Well, what for?
First of all, let's start with you.
Your name?
- Tanaka Naoki. - Tanaka Naoki, perfect.
Alright, Aoharu High School Audition.
Tanaka Naoki and lead actor's fight scene.
Ready, action!
I finally found you.
Everyone, out!
No, honestly.
Right? Right?
No, no, that's right.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
Wow, it's starting again.
Hey you.
What are you doing here?
Are you sure you didn't tell him?
Hey you.
Hey you, don't mess with me!
Hey!
You know he doesn't have much time, right?!
Then hurry up and tell him while he's still alive!
Full throttle.
You!
The feelings you had for him when you told me were a lie?!
Then tell me more.
I'm begging you.
Yes, this is an ad-lib and no hiding!
Yes!
From the first time I saw you...
Um...
I fell in love with you.
Yes, no!
You can still do it, can't you?!
Go out with me!
Go!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Tanaka, out!
I don't know. I really don't know.
Ouch!
He's serious.
Well, you first. Hey, you with your eyes closed.
Already?
No, not yet. I'm counting on you.
What's your name?
Matsumoto.
Matsumoto, full name below you.
Hitoshi.
Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Now, a scene where you and your childhood friend get rid of the heroine.
Action!
See you later.
Everyone, out!
What's up with you?
Ouch!
That's right. That's right.
Hey, you two, what are you whispering about?
We're not whispering.
I have something to do.
I'm going.
Huh?
Something to do?
What?
What is he talking about?
Hii-kun.
Hii-kun, what do you think of me?
Who are you?
My childhood friend?
Or...
Then, tell me five things you like about me.
Okay, this is an ad-lib.
Please don't make it funny.
Five things?
That's a lot.
Tell me five things you like about me.
If you say it again, I'll remember it.
Well, first of all, you have beautiful eyes.
Right?
Also, you're shining.
Right?
And your smile, too.
And you have a well-balanced style.
I think you have a good personality, too.
All of you are wrong!
Ouch!
Please say it.
All of you are wrong!
Let's start with you.
What's your name?
I'm Hosei.
You don't have to say your full name.
How many times do I have to say it?
I'm Sukitei Hosei.
Sukitei Hosei.
Sukitei Hosei and Ayame's father will meet.
Action!
Father?
All of you are wrong!
Ouch!
Ayame!
Father?
Are you going home now?
Ayame.
Go home first.
I need to talk with Sukitei.
Sukitei?
What?
You want me to tell you a secret?
Ayame!
Okay.
You're out of my way.
See you, Sukitei.
As Sukitei knows, Ayame has been weak since she was little.
But Ayame always smiles.
So I want to make fun memories for my family.
So Sukitei...
I don't want you to see Ayame anymore.
I...
I will protect her for the rest of my life!
That's not what you said!
Everybody...
That's a little harsh.
I think you were a little too hard on her.
Ouch!
Anyway!
Don't come any closer to my daughter!
He's really angry.
In this situation...
Hey you!
What's your name?
Endo. I'm Shozo.
That was close.
Endo, Shozo, what?
Endo, Shozo and Ryoma's mother's face-to-face scene! Action!
Endo! Endo! Endo!
Everybody...
Out!
Endo's mother's face-to-face scene?
What's going on?
Ouch!
Endo...
I...
Ryoma...
Endo...
Ayami and I have been watching it together.
It's really sad.
Endo...
What do you like about Ayami?
Tell me five things you don't like about her!
Her lips are really lovely and I like them.
I like those lips.
Matsumoto!
Hamada!
Out!
Ouch!
I like her...
Let's go to the next one.
What's your name?
I'm Hamada Masatoshi.
Hamada Masatoshi and Tokigawa.
Hamada Masatoshi and Ryoma's Climax Scene Action!
Masatoshi...
I'm sorry for calling you out.
So?
What are you going to do?
How are you going to tell her how you feel?
By the way...
You like her too, don't you?
So...
Don't act cool and be honest!
That's...
Ryoma!
No excuses!
Like Masatoshi said...
You should be more honest!
Who the hell are you?!
Why are you here?!
Get in here!
You're all out!
Ouch!
No way!
Matsumoto...
Huh?
It's you.
Let's continue with the climax scene.
I'm counting on you!
Okay! Ready... Action!
Masatoshi...
Ayami's...
Blue Spring...
Whether it ends with a smile or tears...
It's all up to you!
Masatoshi...
What is your Blue Spring?
Tell me!
Blue Spring?
Everyone, out!
What is Blue Spring?
Focus!
You can do it!
Focus!
Don't you know Blue Spring?
I'm sorry.
It's Blue Spring. Blue Spring.
I don't know Blue Spring.
It's some kind of Blue Spring.
You know, right?
Oh, you mean...
Family...
Family love and stuff like that, right?
That's not true!
Everyone, out!
What is Blue Spring?
Please tell me.
Do you know?
Tell me, seriously.
What is Blue Spring?
That's enough.
Are you kidding me?
Everyone, out!
Are you serious?
Oh, the president.
Who is the president?
I forgot.
You forgot, didn't you?
Are you really stupid?
The president...
Ryo...
Pink...
I don't want to die!
No, no.
Not at all!
I can't even bite you.
Ouch!
Hey.
What is it?
At a time like this, letters are stupid.
What is it?
Ryoma, Hii-kun.
If you two are reading this letter, does it mean that I am no longer in this world?
I may be clumsy and arrogant, but I love my friends more than anyone else.
I may be quiet and shy, but Hii-kun has always been kind and watched over us.
I like you two...
I'm sorry.
Everyone is out!
What is it?
Where is it?
Do it again!
Okay, cut!
It's all up!
Thank you for your hard work!
Everyone, please come up!
What is it?
Okay, everyone, please say your greetings!
Mr. Matsumoto, thank you very much!
It was a wonderful performance!
Oh, me?
Yes! Thank you very much!
It was wonderful!
Mr. Matsumoto's performance was more real than I expected.
It was a great performance! Thank you very much!
And the lead actor, Takeuchi-kun!
Thank you very much!
I went to Kobe for a location shoot.
At the hotel, I...
What?
I secretly took a picture of Matsumoto-san.
I'm sorry! But it turned out to be a great picture, so I put it in the frame.
This is...
Everyone, out!
That was a great performance!
He got me!
Ouch, ouch!
Takeuchi Ryoma-san and Nakajo Ayumi-san's new Sunday drama "Kimi to Sekai ga Owaru Hini"
Please watch "Survival Love Story", which depicts the ultimate crossroads in a world chosen by zombies.
One hour from the start.
The bus ride hasn't ended yet.
It's too much!
Right?
It's totally useless.
It stopped.
Oh, it stopped.
Please! Please!
What?
Please! Please!
I want to stand on that stage! That's why I came from Japan!
You're the most famous entertainer in Washington, aren't you?
You know about big talent, don't you?
You're an actor, right? You're an actress, right?
It's not a stage where you can come out of your seat right away.
P-please! We worked really hard to come up with this story!
Please!
You can do it?!
Yes, we can!
Okay, fine. Make these five people laugh.
If you make me laugh, I'll raise the stage.
O-okay!
Ready?
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Okay! Now I'd like to show you a surprise illusion!
First, I'll put on this eye mask.
Then, I'll aim this wire at her head and swing it down with all my might!
However! No matter what timing I'm hit with,
I'll feel the sign and use my skillful and serious skill to catch this wire!
Wow, that's amazing.
Okay, I'll put it on first.
You can't see it, right?
No, I can't.
Okay, go ahead.
Hey!
Ouch!
What?
Ouch!
What?
That really hurt.
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Are you stupid?!
Nobody's laughing!
You're trying to steal my car, aren't you?!
Turn back and go back to Japan!
Damn you! It's not your fault I can't accept it!
Damn you! It's your fault, isn't it?!
Damn you! It's your fault I can't accept it!
Damn you! You know, the reason I can't accept it in the first place...
is because I don't know anyone like you, an extreme leftist like you!
Damn you!
We're all out!
Damn you! You talk too much!
You talk too much!
Ouch!
You're really...
You stuck with me in the most painful part.
But you've been working hard lately.
You're Matsumoto-san, aren't you?
You know about me?
Yes, of course.
Really?
Yes, of course.
Do you know about my masterpiece?
You know about me, don't you?!
Hey! Tell me about my masterpiece!
There's a lot of them.
There's a lot of them? Then what is it?
Well...
"Star...
...Circle"?
It's "Holiday Love", damn you!
You know nothing about it!
Everyone out!
That's a strong voice.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You're wearing dark clothes.
Yes, and inside too.
I don't have much time, so I'm going home.
Wait, there's more!
There isn't!
There is! There is!
Really?
Yes!
Please!
It's okay.
Do it!
Yes!
Ready, start!
Yes!
Now, I'd like to show you my impersonation.
I'll do it in order, so please watch!
Hello! I'm Kako Tabemika!
I'm an old lady in a bat.
Old lady...
I've impersonated Marilyn Monroe.
I'm Yuki Ko.
I'm an old lady in a bat.
Old lady, you know, James Dean loves you...
Don't call me an old lady!
Who laughs like an old lady?
What are you doing in Meiji Bay?
Go back to Japan!
Suga...
I'm an old lady in a bat.
Suga!
I'm an old lady in a bat!
Suga!
I've impersonated an old lady in a bat!
It took you 20 years!
Suga...
It took you 19 years to win an award in a movie.
Suga...
What did you win?
Suga...
What are you talking about?
Suga...
New Wave Fantastic Movie Awards!
International Movie Awards!
New Wave Awards!
Everyone!
Everyone, out!
Ouch!
We don't have much time. Let's go home.
We still have more stories.
Please, one last story.
It's impossible. We don't have stories.
We do.
We really don't have stories.
We do.
Do it well.
Yes.
Ready, start!
Now we will show you a quick riddle.
What is the answer?
Let's see...
"Downtown Hamada." How about it?
Good.
Write "downtown hamada" and look in the mirror.
What is in your mind?
Reflection.
Don't make me say it, idiot!
Are you going to hit me?
Everyone, out!
Ouch!
It hit me all of a sudden.
We don't have much time.
It's messed up.
Go home!
Wait!
I'm sorry.
There were a lot of stories.
It's messed up.
What is a star's gold price?
Tell me one by one.
Wind's evolution.
Wind's evolution?
Matsumoto!
Hosei!
Out!
Wind's evolution!
I was pulled by a star's silver price!
Not much time is left for the long bus ride.
The hotel they're heading for is just around the corner.
We're almost there.
We're about to reach "umameto regenci," which is said to be the strongest hotel in Las Vegas.
- Oh, "umameto regenci." - We're going to reach it.
- It doesn't mean it's the strongest. - Which side is it?
- If the other side is the strongest, can we win? - No, we don't want to go there.
Las Vegas, where those who dream of reaching the top gather.
"umameto regenci hotel and casino" is where they will stand.
Here, a fierce battle against the blind will unfold.
- Everyone, this is the casino where this hotel is proud of. - Wow, it's amazing!
- Wow, wow, wow! - Wow, it's amazing!
- It's a super high-class hotel! - Wow!
- It's amazing, isn't it? - Wow!
Let's go.
- Here we are! - Wow!
- Wow!
- It's amazing, isn't it? - Wow!
- Wow!
- They're playing. - They're playing.
- Everyone is playing.
- There's also a show. - Oh, yes!
- There is!
We're almost at the hotel, but the owner of "umameto regenci" here is telling us to meet up with you.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Shall we go now? - Yes!
- Oh, we're here. - We're here.
umameto regenci
- Oh, it's the owner. - Oh, it's the owner.
- From here... Hamagawa Matsumoto. - Yes!
- It's amazing that the owner is letting us in. - He's very rich, isn't he?
- Everyone... - Yes?
- The owner will be here soon. - Yes!
- Don't be rude, okay? - Yes!
- Of course we won't be rude. - Right?
- Wow! - Wow!
Everyone...
Welcome to Hotel O'Mammette Lee J.C.
I am the owner of this hotel, Quanno!
Everyone, out!
- Quanno? - Quanno?
Quanno is his name.
- Ouch! - Ouch!
Quanno...
This is a gambling city where money is everything.
But money is useful and it should not be used.
If you become a slave of money, your life will end!
Your life will be destroyed!
What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you? - Tamada, Tosei, Endo, Tanaka, Aotaro...
- Isn't it strange? - Why did you suddenly switch?
- Ouch! - Ouch!
What is the money you all want so much?
Tosei, what is money for you?
It's the future.
That's one way of thinking.
- Tamada. - Yes?
What is money for you?
Well...
- It's for living. - What do you mean?
No...
Matsumoto, Tamada, out!
Don't be so strong.
What do you mean?
Well...
- It's not a problem... - What do you mean?
- Tamada, out! - Tosei, out!
Ouch!
- I have something to show you. - Okay.
- Did you bring it? - No.
- Did you bring it? - No, you did.
- I don't know. - I don't know, either.
- Stop it! - Stop it!
Shut up!
You have the stupidest image among Japanese actors.
- No, I don't. - No, I don't.
I'm sorry, but I don't think so.
Sometimes you make funny faces in a comedy show.
Looking at you, I think you're a bad guy.
- What are you talking about? - What are you doing?
- Everyone is out! - Everyone is out!
- This is bad. - This is bad.
- Hurry up and bring it. - Okay, I'll bring it.
- Wait, wait. - What?
You told me to bring it!
- I'll take care of it. - Don't mess with me!
Stop it! In front of the customers!
Kosei, I'm sorry, but could you please stop fighting?
Hey, stop it! Everyone is talking, so stop it!
Shut up! You live in Osaka, so don't come to Tokyo to work!
I'm sorry, but I don't think you're wrong.
While the TV station in Tokyo is cutting production costs,
the Shinkansen that calls you from Osaka doesn't work,
I'm sure you're just thinking that you've never sold anything properly,
and you don't know what's going on with Greensect.
Katsumoto, Tamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
The cost is...
- Ow! - Ow!
- I'll bring it. - No, I'll go.
- Why me? - Why me?!
- Why me?!
In front of the customers! In front of the customers! Stop it!
- Hey... - Hey...
- You're strong. - Stop it!
- Hey, hey, hey... - Hey, hey, hey...
- You're really strong! - Hey, hey, hey...
- Out! - Out!
- You're really strong! - Hey, you're really strong!
- Hey, you're really strong!
- Ow! - Ow!
- Excuse me, Matsumoto-san. - Yes?
- Could you stop fighting? - Hey, stop it! Stop it!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
Shut up! The more you work out, the less you'll laugh!
I'm sorry, but I don't think you're wrong.
When someone came to my house and said, "Because I have something I have to protect,"
I was embarrassed, blushed, and said, "Shit, I'm going to die,"
and thought that Matsumoto-san's laughter muscles had died.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Tanaka, out!
- Ow! - Ow!
- Bring it! - You bring it!
- You bring it!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
Matsumoto, Tanaka-san, please!
- Stop fighting! - How many times do I have to warn you?
- Stop fighting! - Yes, sir!
Everyone, out!
- I don't think you have anything, Tanaka-san. - I don't have anything!
- You have something, don't you? - Ow!
- Tanaka's lack of character!
- Find me something! - Who's going to bring it?
- I'll go. - I'll go.
- No, I'll eat it. - Oh, shut up!
Oh, shut up! It's you!
Oh, come on! Stop it! It's in front of the audience!
Oh, I'm sorry, Hamada-san. Could you please stop fighting?
No, you should stop. I'm in trouble. You should stop.
Shut up!
- What's wrong with you? - You're a celebrity, but you're calling me by my last name.
An actress is an actress, and an actor is an actor.
You call me "Alice" because I'm an actress.
Don't try to keep a distance with me just because of my last name!
My heart is visible!
- You're amazing! - You're amazing!
- Your face is so big!
- You're amazing!
- Ow! - Ow!
Isn't he too strong for me?
- And you! - Yes?
- Don't try to use "Hamada" as a difficult kanji for your drama! - Yes?
Don't try to make it deeper!
No one cares about you using your last name!
You don't like tomatoes, but you like ketchup.
You don't like coffee, but you like cafe au lait with a lot of milk.
You keep spitting out shit until you're tired of it.
You're like a mushroom.
In the end, what's the result? Tell me!
- Everyone is out. - Hamada-san's concentration attack is amazing.
- Ow! - Ow!
I'm sorry. I'm getting a little hot.
- By the way, Endo-san... - Yes?
Last year, you danced with your cheek slapped in this show.
- Thanks to that, you've been able to get a job in commercials. - Yes.
- It seems like you're making a little bit of money. - Yes, I have a little bit of money.
- Could you show me your dance again this year? - Ugh...
Here you are.
Do you know the rhythm of Samba?
Hi! I will do my best this year as well!
Hihohoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox!
- It's beautiful!
- I knew it when I saw you in person.
- Thank you. - You deserve an award of million yen.
- Really? Thank you.
- Hamada. - Yes?
I want to see you do it, too.
I've never done it before.
Excuse me.
Do you know the rhythm of samba?
Hohohoi, hohohoi, hohohoi...
That's no good! You're losing it!
Get me some money! Do it like a commercial!
Gyara, gyara, gyara, gyara...
No, no, no! Do it like this!
Hohohoi, hohohoi, hohohoi...
That's no good! You're losing it!
Hohohoi, hohohoi, hohohoi...
Out!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
Everyone, in this hotel,
please grab a glimpse of your dream!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
I love money!
The next five guests came to an auction in a hotel.
They will be touring the world of celebrities.
The number of views has increased to 600,000.
It's a very tough battle.
How about it, everyone?
4 million!
5 million!
It's decided! Congratulations on 5 million!
Now, everyone.
Next is today's highlight work.
Popular modern artist.
The work of Bastia's illusion.
"Hammerter"!
Wow!
Matsumoto! Hammerter!
Out!
It may be out.
Ouch!
Well, it happens.
Now, today's highlight work. "Hammerter"!
Let's start with 10 million.
11 million!
12 million!
1,200 million!
1,300 million!
5 million!
5 million?
5 million!
It's decided! Congratulations on 5 million!
Let's start with 10 million yen.
11 million yen.
11 million yen!
12 million yen!
How about higher?
You're overdoing it.
50 million yen!
50 million yen?
50 million yen!
Let's start with 50 million yen!
Everyone is out!
You're so popular!
That's right!
You're amazing!
Ouch!
What are you doing?
50 million yen!
What?
President!
No, President!
Please stop!
President!
We don't have any money!
Who is it?
Everyone is out!
You're so popular!
That's right!
Ouch!
Natasha!
We still have money!
30 million yen!
40 million yen!
50 million yen!
100 million yen!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, out!
10 trillion!
100 trillion!
1,000 trillion!
1,000 trillion! As expected!
1 trillion!
10 trillion!
100 trillion!
What's going on?
1 trillion!
Sendai!
You're done!
1 trillion!
100 trillion!
1 trillion!
It's decided! 1 trillion yen!
You're all out!
Can it happen?
President! We really don't have a lot of money.
Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes?
I heard that your costume was very popular and you were paid a lot of money.
Yes, yes.
Can you lend me one song?
Thank you!
For that song...
Everyone out!
Ouch!
What? What? What?
Mr. Hamada.
Yes?
"Borg All Tonight".
Yes?
I heard it a lot in the past.
Thank you!
You were paid a lot of money.
No, it's not like that.
Can you lend me one song?
What?
Matsumoto, Hamada, Tanaka, out!
Hey...
Ouch!
President!
You don't look like him!
Stop it!
It's Antonio Hamada!
He's ugly!
Let's go in!
Hamada!
Tanaka!
Out!
That was amazing...
Ouch!
The world's protection is amazing...
No, no...
Why did you join in like that?
Let's go, let's go!
In such an old world...
What did you say?
The next five people will perform a special rehearsal for the show tomorrow.
I heard you're rehearsing for the show.
Can we see it?
I feel like I want to see it in person.
I know, right?
Can you sit over there?
But if you can't see it in person...
But the Las Vegas show is amazing.
It's not easy, isn't it?
Yes.
Can you see it?
Wow, amazing!
Make sure you rehearse it well!
Yes!
Nice to meet you!
With a smile!
You can't just smile.
It's been a while since I've seen you like this!
That's right.
Amazing!
That's how you fly!
Karatax is...
That's how you fly!
There's a lot of ways to fly.
That's how you fly!
He's flying over.
Let me introduce you to the young people training now.
Come out!
Koji Inagaki!
What are you doing?
Koji, you shouldn't be doing that.
You shouldn't be doing that.
I'm not doing it.
You shouldn't be doing it.
What is that?
Applause!
That's amazing.
I see.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts!
Last year and the year after...
Well, everyone, thank you for coming to see me rehearse.
Now, I have something I want to perform at the Las Vegas show tomorrow.
I'd like you all to see it.
I see.
Is it okay?
Well, get ready!
What?
I'm still wondering if I should do it tomorrow or not.
What is it?
Now, I'd like you all to join me.
First of all, I have this tissue.
Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes.
Please hold this tissue.
Okay.
Please get on this stand.
Okay.
I'd like you to drop a piece of tissue from the stand.
Okay.
And I'm going to catch it with this piropiro flute.
What?
You're going to catch it?
I'm going to catch it.
Wow!
If you succeed, please give me a big hand!
Wow!
Now, Mr. Matsumoto.
Please.
I'm nervous, too.
Okay.
Kanada!
Matsumoto!
Tanaka!
Out!
He's still young.
He can't do it at all.
It was close.
I don't know if it was close or not.
Ouch!
Was it my fault?
Yes.
There's a problem with the way you throw it.
I'll do it again.
Please!
Wow!
There it is!
Sorry, sorry.
He's still young.
Out!
Maybe I'm also to blame?
Ouch!
There's no plate anymore.
Go ahead.
Please, Mr. Matsumoto.
May I do it?
Yes, please.
Okay.
Jose, please drop it.
Okay.
Make sure you do it right.
Yes.
Go straight, okay?
Here we go.
Wow!
Awesome!
Feels good!
Awesome!
Again, out!
Can I do this?
What is this?
Everyone is laughing at me.
Awesome, awesome.
I'm so happy now.
Yes!
Awesome.
Awesome, awesome.
Awesome.
Thank you very much, everyone.
Thank you very much.
Tomorrow's Las Vegas show is going to be so exciting.
Yes.
I want to do it.
Please continue to support us.
Last year, I didn't even have a pattern on my body.
I made everyone laugh with jokes and jokes.
I was surprised and separated from my fans for many years.
I'm really happy, but I'm sure it will decrease this year.
I'm in first place, I'm in first place.
My crotch grabs me more.
It's all caught up.
Thank you so much for today!
Thank you!
He was so confident!
He's going to do his best tomorrow!
Everyone, enjoy Las Vegas!
Thank you!
It's still early!
Everyone, out!
He was so excited!
Ouch!
What a rehearsal!
It was a terrible performance.
What?
It was a terrible performance.
Shall we go?
After this, shocking blind people appeared one after another.
I was surprised!
And Chidori made a huge mistake.
(Laughing blind people)
The laughing blind people rush in without time to breathe.
Five people are finally allowed in that room.
Let's go in.
We're not even told where we're going.
Oh, I see.
Is it a waiting room?
That's right. It's a room where you can spend your Las Vegas life.
Everyone, have a seat.
Okay.
Have a seat.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
Yes, yes, yes.
In the past, you didn't need money for anything you did in an apartment hotel.
Yes.
There's also a fee, but you need money for everything.
What?
I'll give you 20,000 yen each as your own money.
What?
I'll keep it for you.
Oh, thank you.
Seriously?
That's expensive.
Coffee, 3,000 yen each.
Oh, coffee, 3,000 yen each.
I'll keep it for you.
If you use my money, I'll put it in this box.
But I have a price list.
Oh, I see. You've been using it normally.
Yes, yes.
But it costs a lot of money.
3,000 yen each.
What?
It stinks. It's expensive.
I'm going to drink some water.
Are you paying for it?
Yes, I'm paying for it.
I can't keep drinking water like this.
That's true.
If it's a plastic bottle, you have to put a lot of water in it.
That's why you have to put a lot of water in it.
That's right.
I see.
When you have money, you feel like you've drunk it all.
You feel like you've eaten a lot of food.
I see. I have to spend money.
Do you use it because you have it?
There is a chance of a fire.
You can use it like a bed.
I don't like it when it's gone.
That's right.
There was a rumor about a thief in the dressing room.
A thief in the dressing room?
A thief in the dressing room.
I think so.
It's scary.
Once I put in a hidden camera and it was reflected.
Have you heard of it?
Matsumoto, Tamada, Tanaka, out!
That's not possible.
I don't know.
That's not possible.
Nothing is reflected.
You say scary things.
Apparently, Tanaka didn't know.
No, it can't be me.
If you say so, I'll put it in.
I'll hit you from this year.
I'll hit you.
Matsumoto, Tamada, out!
Is there anything reflected?
It's too scary.
Tanaka, out!
I'll hit you.
Amazing.
It came to the exposed part of the back.
I can't do it anymore. This is irrelevant.
You're talking about money, violence and crime.
I'm not happy at all.
By the way, can I say something?
As usual, you have something to say.
I forgot.
Certainly.
It's not impossible.
Shall we cut in?
Tana, do you want to cut in?
It doesn't matter.
It's always like this.
Shall we cut in?
Yes.
Let's cut in.
It's like a DVD.
Yes, it's like a DVD.
Yes, it's like a DVD every year.
In particular, I was interested in having a deck.
I'll cut in.
It's not there.
It's not there?
No.
It's not there!
But it's not there today.
It's not a pattern.
Shall we cut in?
It may be a pattern that doesn't exist.
I see.
Perhaps...
It doesn't exist!
It doesn't exist?
Seriously?
But isn't it okay?
Even if it doesn't exist sometimes.
I don't like it when it's only me.
Oh, there it is!
There it is!
It's a letter.
It's deep.
What?
Get interesting items.
Senheipo Gacha. Anyone can buy it.
Ah, it's not for me.
Ah, this is it.
It's an explanation.
Yes, yes, yes.
Interesting gacha.
So, Amazon did it for me for the first time.
Yes, yes, yes.
Because I already used Senheipo with water.
No, there will be another one.
I don't feel like buying Senheipo all of a sudden.
But you will do it with me, right?
I will do it.
Anyone can do it.
I want to see it.
If it's good, I will do it.
Yes, yes, yes.
What?
It's dirty.
Here, here...
Ah, it's here.
Ah, poor thing.
Ah, I can't pay you anymore.
It's not like that.
I can't pay you anymore.
Ah, he's angry.
Hamada, out!
Ah, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Don't look at me like that.
Hosei, out!
The first mistake and laughing the most.
The most unpleasant laughing.
Ah, I don't like it either.
This kind of laughing.
Ah, poor thing.
It's really bad.
It's terrible.
It was amazing.
I laughed because you laughed.
Why?
I made a face, a face.
Was it funny?
Yes, it was funny.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
This explanation is weird!
Write it properly!
Write it! Write it!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ah, that's right.
Ah, but it can't be helped.
You have to put it in here.
We have no choice but to put in 1,000 yen.
Maybe you can make some money later.
I'm the only one who says I'm extremely short of money.
But, you know, it's written that you have to put it in here.
No way!
It's here, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is! Look! Look! Look!
A lot of things are going in.
That's it. That's it.
A lot of things are going in.
And...
What will come out of it?
An item. An item, right?
An item.
As for the color, it's gold and very nice.
It looks good.
Can you use it?
Oh!
I see!
I see! It's in there!
It's a waste of money!
I don't think it's going to be a waste of money twice!
It's going to be used and opened.
But it's not known who's going to do it.
That's right!
Oh no!
Can you use it?
Funny glasses.
Oh!
It's not this one, but it's a wide range of things.
If you do that, it might be delicious.
That's right.
My eyes widened.
You were quick.
What does that mean?
His eyes widened.
My eyes widened?
My eyes didn't widen at all.
Mr. Hamada, is it okay?
Mr. Hamada.
If you do that, it might be delicious.
Mouth.
Electricity.
Out.
Mouth.
He is strong.
Ouch!
He is strong.
How about someone else?
They had all these items.
Which one?
I had one.
What's next?
I don't think it's wood for sure.
It's number 2.
Number 2?
The size of the drawer is the same.
That's right.
Number 5 and 2.
It's big!
It looks big.
What do you mean?
It's big.
Dear Mask Set.
Again?
It looks like it has a cover.
If you wear this, you'll be a dream entertainer.
Excuse me for a moment.
He has a lot of mask stuff.
He looks like a mask.
Mask Set
It's done.
Okay!
Show me.
Yamada, Kosei, Endo, out!
It's a face-off with Fujioka-san!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- Amazing, Fujioka-san! - Fujioka-san!
I've never seen you look like this.
Good morning.
- Can you move your mouth? - Can I move my mouth?
- Yes. - Wow, that's amazing.
Sing us a song from "Kamen Rider".
Sit down, sit down, I'll send you to hell.
Fujimoto, Yamada, Kosei, Endo, out!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- I did it! - It's a face-off!
- Wow, that's amazing! - Wow!
Tanaka, you're always like that!
- It's not a face-off, it's like... - It's like Fujioka-san is really here!
- It's scary! - It's scary!
- Transform! - Transform!
Matsumoto, Yamada, Kosei, out!
- I laughed! - That's really Fujioka-san!
- Endo, out! - That's really Fujioka-san!
- Service! - No, no!
- They're doing a good job! - They're doing a good job!
- Shall we go? - Let's go.
- Yamada-chan or me, it doesn't matter. - Let's go.
Wait...
- It's hard to take it off. - There's nothing behind it.
- Maybe you have to go over there. - That's right.
Can you do it on the spot?
Only the bell system is solid.
That's right.
- Number 16. - Wow, number 16.
- Wow! - I see.
- It's well-made. - It's really well-made.
- The neck is really well-made. - Yes.
Huh? In my case, it's not something to wear.
I think I can do it right here. An interesting ball.
- Hit it against a wall and release stress? - What's that?
An interesting ball?
- It's not just any ball. - What's that?
It's a pocket ball.
- I'm getting stressed. - Everyone, out!
- What are you holding? - It's a man's room.
- That's right. - It's a man's room.
- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! - Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- Do you get stressed by hitting a wall? - Do you get stressed by hitting a wall?
What's up with you?
- You're amazing. - I'm not stressed at all.
- If you hit a wall... - Do you get stressed?
- If you hit any wall... - Are you going to hit the bottom of the wall?
- I don't mind, honestly. - It's okay.
I'm sorry. I'm not stressed.
Out! Out!
You shouldn't do it like that!
You were strong.
I was stressed.
It fell from my brain.
It doesn't bounce.
Don't do it like that.
It doesn't bounce.
What are you doing?
It's not good for your spine.
That's right.
It's not good for your spine.
It doesn't bounce.
It's not good for your spine.
End! Out!
I'm not hurting you but Hamada is hurting you.
He's saying nice things.
It's amazing.
Hey!
What are you doing?
It's ripped.
Hamada.
Look at it.
It's like a shielding stone.
Hamada is poor and violent.
- This is... - But look, it's playing properly.
- It's playing properly. - It's playing properly.
- But it's playing back. - It's playing back.
- Look. - Look.
- No, it's not.
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
Ouch !!
It is tough to open it up even by costly measures, isn't it?
When it is broken, it gets tough to open it up.
I'll taper it quickly over there.
How about you, Hama-san?
I completely forgot about it.
Don't you have any recurrence?
Of course I have a lot of these small holes in books.
There was a little space here.
It doesn't matter.
Wow, there is a DVD in my place.
This year, it may not be possible.
Let's do it, Harada-san.
We don't know that.
What is this?
Oh, it's that.
It's a start-up.
Oh, you're right.
Start-up.
Right?
There it is.
Oh, it's a setting.
F, D, C, G.
It's psychological stuff.
Most of them are DVDs.
Right.
But it changes.
Right.
Of course.
Look.
It's a start-up.
Start-up.
Look.
It's a start-up.
You're a scum of the entertainment world.
You're a piece of scrap.
Masatoshi Amada.
You're old.
You don't have a dream or hope.
You live like you're dying.
I'll give you a first-class chance.
But what are you looking at?
From now on, you'll play a game proposed by T.I. Group.
It's...
limited...
rock-paper-scissors!
What's going on?
The rules are simple, even for low-grade scumbags like you.
With the rock-paper-scissors card you have now,
you have only one chance to play rock-paper- scissors with your opponent.
Oh, I see.
And you win.
Or you lose and you win.
Oh, that's great.
You get a high-end product.
However...
If you lose...
You get a high kick!
This time, your opponent is a low-grade scumbag.
This is another scumbag among scumbags.
Let me have some fun.
Now...
Hamada's opponent...
Come on in!
Mr. Chairman, Mr. Chairman...
Yes, this man is...
A low-grade scumbag with a high-end product...
Pachinko...
Horses...
Chotei...
And Yamikaze...
He bought a Kaiji, too.
He's addicted to gambling...
He doesn't work...
He drinks Thai beer every day...
He doesn't eat or drink anything...
He lives at the bottom of Thailand...
He's a scumbag among scumbags...
Taiji!
Hamada, out!
You don't have to say that now.
You've seen this picture before, haven't you?
I did.
I was beaten at the time, but...
Please win!
See, he's there.
It's possible to win, but...
It's expensive.
It's expensive for sure.
You don't have to go far.
Well then, Mr. Hamada, please sit here with your card.
Good luck!
You don't want your friends to beat you up, do you?
Of course not!
I lost last time, but...
Please avenge me!
Well then, let's start the limited rock-paper- scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock- paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
And now...
There's a conflict brewing in the minds of the hosts of this game...
Huh?
Wait...
If Taiji wins...
Will he get a Thai kick?
I'm sure this is...
I'm sure this is... the rumored relationship between him and Hungley.
If he gets a Thai kick...
It could turn into an all-out war between Taiji and Hungley.
It's obvious that it will be troublesome.
Getting a Thai kick from Hungley's Hamada...
It's too risky.
All right...
This place is just like last year.
Huh?
Should I make a bet?
No way!
Huh?
No...
He only reacts when I tell him to do something.
He's a big liar.
One of the people who came from the past can only come to terms with it now.
He's a bad guy.
Okay, okay...
Fine, I'm not Tanaka?
So you are my partner, Endo?
Endo-san!
Don't underestimate Endo-san!
No, no!
Endo isn't strong enough.
There's no other way to deal with this.
Where is this guy's problem anyway?
With no mask, no nose, and no TV effect,
Tonegawa realized that Okuriko was an overwhelmingly useless existence.
And Taishi also felt Okuriko's useless smell of trash, just like himself.
Taishi-san.
Huh?
Rendou, Kanaka, out!
Wait, you're saying too much.
What's going on? What's going on?
What's going on, Taishi-san?
I won't say it, but I will say it!
Ouch!
I'll say something funny, but I will say it!
There's no way you can laugh like that.
No, no, seriously, seriously.
Out, out, out!
Then I'll have to go with justice.
That's right.
No, wait a minute.
Ever since he became a rakugo player, he's always been a cultural person.
I've heard that he's a pain in the ass.
If an entertainer picks up a cultural person, he's just a pain in the ass.
He's a hated person in the musical industry, who is rarely played by entertainers.
Hurry up and pick one.
I'll stay!
Matsumoto will stay.
He's here.
It's true that it's Matsumoto, but the viewers' expectations are higher than that of the other four losers.
But the problem is...
There's a possibility that the producers will get angry.
No, but for the viewers' sake...
They'll get angry, huh?
I'll have P do the dogezo.
No.
That's P's job, isn't it?
I see.
No, wait.
Huh?
If P announces that he's going to do the dogezo every week...
The show will end.
That's bad.
Yeah.
Huh?
I thought you'd come back here.
Change of plans.
Huh? You?
Hey, Hamada!
Hey!
Change with Tanaka!
Wait a minute!
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
Dogezo! Dogezo!
Kousei, Endo, out!
It's over, isn't it?
It's dangerous!
Are you kidding me?
Stop it! I've had enough of this!
Ouch!
No, no, no, no!
This is bad!
Don't worry about it!
It's decided!
Hurry up!
Tanaka-sama!
Yes!
This way, please.
Come on, come on, come on!
We lost last time, so let's go!
Wait!
We'll cheer for you!
Give me strength!
This way!
Everyone's...
This way!
It's not Kuroteleva every year!
Every year!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
That's right!
The reaction is getting harder and harder!
That's right!
The reaction is getting harder and harder!
Then...
Once again...
From now on...
We'll do limited rock-paper-scissors.
The shocking candidates appear one after another!
What is it?
Why did they go there?
They're the biggest in history!
First of all, both of you...
Which card will you play?
Please think about it.
In a low voice...
First of all, Taiji.
Oh, I'll go first.
I'll go first.
Next, Tanaka-sama.
Are you ready?
Then, from now on...
I'll open the card so that you won't be surprised.
I see.
Then, I'll go.
Card...
Open!
What's wrong?
Hey!
It's a blackout!
What?
It's a blackout!
For now...
For now, please wait.
It's common today, isn't it?
Is there a Taiji like this?
Surprisingly, it's long.
It's long.
It's so dark.
I can't see anything.
It's long.
Well, well, well...
It's a blackout!
Kosei, Hamada, out!
It's amazing.
Don't hide it.
I'm sorry. I'm back.
Don't hide it.
Hey, hey, hey...
Right?
It's crazy.
Well, well...
That said...
I don't know.
That's right.
Then...
I'll open the card so that you won't be surprised.
Yes.
Card...
Open!
Everyone was watching this, right?
Right? This is really... Yes, this is... Yes...
I can't do it anymore. This is impossible.
No, no, you saw it, right? First of all, the power was off strangely.
The power was off for a long time, and when the power was back on, what were those weird glasses for?
I don't know.
These?
These. Look.
Taikiku-san gave me these.
But those are...
I'm telling you, they're ugly! You can see it, right? That's why you lost to me.
But I couldn't hear anything.
You could hear it, right?
Katakata, katakata, gasa, gasa, gasa, gasa...
What are you doing up there?
It's so long!
If you were going to do it, you should have done it in a way you wouldn't get caught, but when you thought about it...
Katakata, gasa, gasa, gasa, gasa...
That's enough. I'm already tired of this.
I don't like it.
It's not "I don't like it."
It's impossible.
I don't like it.
No, I don't like it.
You said such a stupid thing! Just watch it!
Alright, I understand.
If you're going to say that much, I'll give you one last chance.
Hey, give me that!
What?
You're so kind.
What?
You're so kind!
A dice?
If you roll this dice and get a safe, you'll lose a tie kick.
That's really good.
And this dice...
Five sides are safe and only one side is a tie kick.
Wow, you're so lucky!
You don't have a better dice than I do.
With this decided, you have no complaints.
That's right.
Now, Ralf...
In order to end this unfairness...
You roll!
Oh, nice.
Now, please sit down.
This is really lucky.
There is no trick or trick.
What are you doing?
I have to see it for a moment.
What are you doing?
I don't know if there is a trick or not.
There is not.
Then, I would like to decide with this dice.
Yes.
I will roll the dice to decide.
I will do it.
Then, I will go.
Hey!
Save.
OK.
OK?
Yes.
It is OK, isn't it?
Yes, it is good.
Yes.
Thank you.
(audience laughing)
It can't be helped.
That's impossible.
It looked like a machine, but it's not that visible.
That's impossible.
I thought I failed.
No, no, no, really.
Really.
Wait a minute, seriously, seriously, really.
Stay still, stay still.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
Ah!
(audience laughing)
Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
You're doing it, you're doing it.
It hurts.
How is it?
You're doing it again.
No, I can't watch it anymore.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
It's a blackout, this is a house.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
Ah, it hurts.
Oh, no.
You're doing it, you're doing it.
(audience laughing)
Seven hours passed since the start.
The five of them are going on a hunt for peace of mind.
Everyone, it's finally time for a casino match.
- What? - A casino match?
It's a chance for you to make money.
Let's go.
- Let's go. - Huh?
I don't know what you're doing.
Everyone, you know...
- The casino moves billions of yen overnight. - Yes.
Before that, don't you have anything weird?
SP will do a body check.
Shall we do a body check first?
Body check?
- Here. - Yes.
- Everyone, line up. - Yes.
That's weird. There's no one here.
What?!
Out!
You scared me!
Ouch!
You're heavy.
[Laughter]
Matsumoto, Hamada, Kosei, Endo, out!
That "maru" can't take it.
No, no, no, no, "mujigawara" can't say it.
[Grunts]
Ow!
I am the S.P. Chief of Staff for this casino, Matsudaira Kenyan.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Kosei, out!
Kamei Ebikina.
Yes.
Ouch!
Kamei Ebikina.
My jaw fell off.
I will now begin your body check.
What?
He's small.
Yes.
He's small.
Body check.
Huh?
You're getting beaten up!
(Laughs)
Matsumoto, Hamada, Rendo, Tanaka, OUT!
What is it?
I'm touching my mouth a lot.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
All right, no problem.
I'll say no problem.
Fufufu...
(snoring)
(laughter)
(snoring)
What are you doing?
(laughter)
Matsumoto, Hamada, Mosei, out!
(laughter)
(grunts)
It's fine!
(groans)
All right, everyone, no abnormalities.
Now we have a light investigation.
Fujiwara-kun.
Yes?
Can I leave it to you?
Yes, I understand.
Newspaper investigation.
Thank you for your hard work.
Well then, please enjoy yourself.
Haiya!
(laughter)
Well, I got some information from the S.P. Headquarters, so I'm going to check it out.
First of all, Matsumoto.
Yes!
You look good in a T-shirt, so I think you like summer,
but what is a band of four that comes to mind when you think of summer?
Ah, a band?
What?!
(laughter)
What did you say?
What did you say?!
Um... it's a tube.
A tube?!
Yes.
YOU IDIOT!
Huh?!
Why?
I'm sorry.
Do you know...
...how many subscribers...
...this YouTube channel...
...called "Matsuken Tube" has had...
...since this summer?
Do you know?!
No, I don't know.
Huh?!
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
You bastard!
I said I don't know!
(laughter)
I will never...
...say "tube" again.
(laughter)
FIRE!
(laughter)
What is this?
Matsumoto...
...Hamada...
...Endo...
...Tanaka...
...OUT!
That's weird.
I didn't know...
...about YouTube.
You didn't know?!
Yes.
OUCH!
SB, be careful...
...not to say...
...things that will...
...annoy you.
I don't know!
Next...
...Hosei, let's go.
Yes.
You live in Osaka...
...and you come to Tokyo...
...for work.
Yes.
What kind of transportation do you use?
Um...
...Shinkansen.
WHAT?!
(laughter)
That's...
(explosion)
(laughter)
Shinkansen.
Shinkansen?!
What?!
You fool!
When you went to this place, Kyoto's photo studio by Shinkansen, you spent a night in Sankai and went to Okayama.
Are you mocking me for being three hours late for my appointment?!
I don't know.
Who is it?!
No, I'm not mocking you!
You are...
Wrong!
I don't know.
I will never say the word "Shinkansen" again.
Fire!
Tatsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Thank you for your hard work.
I don't know about Shinkansen...
Ouch!
I wish he was here.
I know.
Next, Hamada.
Yes.
You have a funny face.
Where is your charming point?
I don't think so, but people say my lips.
W-w-what?!
What did you say?
I said "lips".
Lips?!
Yes.
You fool!
Last one.
Are you dancing?
It's pretty long.
Everyone is out.
There's nothing in the middle.
It's a dancing instrument.
There's nothing in the middle.
Where's the health room?!
Give me back my money!
Who's there?! Evil will be punished!
Who's this guy?! Kill him!
He's really getting beaten up.
He's dressed up.
As expected of Japan.
I won't die at all.
He's being cut up.
What's wrong with you?!
You're talking to three people at once.
He's really tired.
You should have cut him up.
Are you being cut up?
Hey! Get him!
No, no.
Are you going to let me go?!
No?
Again?!
THIS IS THE END!
Huh?
He cut me off.
Huh?!
I lost my key.
Huh?!
This isn't like it used to be.
Let's go home.
Wait a minute!
Huh?!
The fun is yet to come!
Oh, it opened!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Everyone, calm down.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Everyone, calm down.
I won't let you get away with this!
No, no.
Thank you.
Let's not talk about it, but...
Wow!
Wow, amazing!
Well, how was it?
I thought Matsudaira was done for.
Is that so?
Well, actually, this was...
...this fire's classic surprise...
Let's Threaten Him.
Matsudaira is not done for.
As you can see...
...he's still alive and kicking!
OREI!
Wow, it opened!
Wow!
How was it?
It's been a while.
There's a lot of rehearsal, a lot of lines, and I drown too much.
I'll take an offer with a light heart and regret it on the first day of rehearsal.
A 20-year-old director eats up my play.
They give me a horse and laugh at me. This anger overflows in my heart.
A kid, a kid, licks his eyelashes.
What's up with you?
Huh?
Hey!
What's up with you?
The future is coming!
Ganba, Nippon Ganba!
Everyone, Ganba!
Nippon!
Everyone, out!
Out!
We hope you like it.
No, no, no.
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch.
Are you going to send it like this?
Thank you very much.
We hope you like it.
That's right.
He's very active.
Our first song will be released.
The most complicated song in history.
Expect it!