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I'll do it, too!
Around "Hugger and Hugger," never laugh!
Up until now, five people, Matsumoto, Hamada, Hosei, Endo, and Tanaka...
have challenged themselves to various comedy stages!
This time, the stage for the latest work is...
"THE SOUTH BEGARS"!
Suddenly, these five people who have been sent here...
are forbidden from laughing, and their name is...
Never Laugh At All!
"GO TO LAS VEGAS 24 HOURS"!
It really is Las Vegas!
A luxurious comedy trap...
has caught up with the five of them!
Will the five of them be able...
to get a first-class ticket at this comedy playground?
So for this hour...
starting with "Never Laugh At All!" by Seishun High School 24 Hours...
we're going to test and analyze...
the five people's comedy traps!
We'll also show you how you can have even more fun...
so you won't laugh at all!
"Las Vegas! Never Laugh At All 2020"!
"Right Before Countdown Special"!
First up is Matsumoto's trap...
"Bus Story"!
A comedy trap that can be set up on a moving bus...
that will stimulate Matsumoto's sense of humor!
I want to go to Las Vegas!
Do you want something to drink?
I can go to bed anywhere in no time.
You can go to bed?
Yes.
But I can't stay awake for six hours.
"Las Vegas! Never Laugh At All 2020"!
- Hey! - Help me!
- Stop it! - Help me!
- Hey! - Help me!
- Stop it! - Help me!
- I'll open it for you! - Yes!
- Let's scare him! - Yes!
- Listen up! I know who you are now!
- Scare him and grab him! - Shut up, you bastard!
- Hey! - If you're going to do that, I don't need you anymore!
- Shit!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Shut up! - Hey!
- Hey!
- Ow!
- Did I pop your balls? - You're famished.
- Did I pop your balls? - Definitely.
- You can call HQ, can't you? - Huh?
- Make a reservation at HQ, and get me a running car.
- What are you saying, that's impossible! - Give me a call!
- No way! - Give me a call!
- I'll shoot you, give me a call! - Okay, okay!
- Give me a call! - Okay, I'm sorry!
- Girl, call me! - Okay!
- hospital! - university!
- village! - no, give me a call!
- what the hell are you sayling!? - call me!
- what the hell - call me!
- university! - call me!
- village!!
Everyone is OUT!
Matsumoto and Hamada are OUT!
Give me the pistol!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Gosei, Endo are OUT!
Give me!
Hey!
Give me!
Somebody!
Help me! I'll do anything!
If you do anything...
I'll do anything.
I'll give you one chance.
If you can make these five laugh, I'll let you go.
Yeah?
No way.
Do it.
No way.
Do it!
I won't make them laugh.
Do it!
I won.
Do it.
Do it!
I'm doing it!
It's just started!
I'm doing it!
Do it!
You know,
if you do it like this,
you'll get beaten up, right?
I think this is a powerhouse.
Now, let's move on to our daily problem.
Do it!
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Next, Matsumoto's pot.
"Pull it out" story.
An unpredictable laugh trap begins with "pull it out".
It stimulates Matsumoto's pot.
I'm scared.
I'll take this and open it.
I'll open it for now.
What's this? Huh? It's four.
What's this?
It's that, so it's open.
What's this?
There was something like that.
The other day...
The Tanaka pattern.
Like a crying face mask.
Yama-chan, try it on.
Where did you wear it?
I don't want you to do it like this.
No, it's fine like this.
Go ahead.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Hey, get down!
It hurts!
Wow, it hurts!
Wow!
This is amazing!
This is really amazing!
Endo, out!
There are people like him, right?
Yes, there are.
Ouch!
Yamamoto, is there anything else?
Everything is different.
There are people like him, right?
Yes, there are.
Tanaka, you hurt a lot, don't you?
I hurt a lot.
That's right.
Stop it!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
There are people like him, right?
I hate it!
What is it?
I don't want it to be that dangerous!
Ouch!
It hurts!
Tanaka, it hurts!
It hurts!
Stop it, Koshin-san!
This is an interesting mask!
Yes, it is.
Isn't it really good for Yamazaki?
I think so.
I see.
What will happen if someone else wears it?
Wow!
Hamada, Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
There are people like him, right?
Yes, there are.
Ouch!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Ouch!
This is amazing!
No one can wear it!
This is amazing!
I don't like this kind of mask.
No one can wear it.
I don't like this kind of mask.
What should I do?
Should I wear it around my eyes?
You're funny.
Let's do it.
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, out!
It's different!
The genre is different!
No, the stage is different!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
No, no, the stage is different!
Everyone is the same!
No, we can't do it anymore.
It's over.
We can't do it anymore.
Stop it, stop it, really, stop it.
No, no.
Yes, please take it properly and release it.
You're making me sad.
Right, you're making me sad.
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Take it off and release it.
It won't come off.
Take it off!
It won't come off!
It hurts.
It hurts!
It's strong.
It hurts.
It really hurts.
It's over, it's over, I don't want to see it anymore.
Let's take it off one more time.
Let's take it off and reset it.
No, no, you're making me sad.
You're making me sad.
Stop it.
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, out!
No, we can't do it anymore, really.
No, no, you're making me sad.
I like it, you know.
It won't come off, right?
Let's do it.
It's a key version.
A key?
There were a lot of lockers back in the day.
They weren't used that much yet.
A position?
It's big!
It's big.
Yes.
Are you okay?
What is it?
There's something in the wooden box.
It looks like it's broken.
What is it?
It's a key box.
Yes.
There's something in the box.
I'm going to open it.
Okay.
What is it?
It's broken.
What is it?
Force!
Endo!
Tanaka!
Out!
It's broken.
It's cute!
It's really cute.
It's cute.
Really.
Isn't it cute?
It's really cute.
Isn't it really cute?
I'm this cute.
What are you doing?
It's cute.
What are you doing?
I can't open it.
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
Hold it!
Astro!
Hold it!
What are you doing?
You have to hold it.
It's like a newborn baby.
Just hold it.
It's not a problem to hold it.
It hasn't sat down yet.
It hasn't opened its eyes yet.
It's a happy moment.
It's not a happy moment.
Can you hold it?
It's not a drum. It's a doll.
Matsumoto, Kousei, Endo, Tanaka, Aston.
What is it? It's cute.
Ouch!
You should take it home.
Don't miss the next episode at 24 o'clock on Seishun High School.
Don't push me!
"Don't Laugh, Las Vegas".
At 6:30 p.m. on New Year's Day.
Next, "Hamada's Pot".
"Big Celebrities".
Hamada's do-it-yourself spirit is activated in "Big Celebrities".
It tickles "Hamada's Pot".
I'm scared.
What is it?
I'm scared.
What are you doing?
It's noisy.
It's faster than "Momete".
It's noisy.
Let's go.
Come on! Come on!
Tanaka! I'm sorry, but help me!
Help me!
Come on! Come on!
Help me, Tanaka!
Come on!
Stop it! Stop it!
Who are you?!
I'm a trainee student.
What's with your jaw?!
Hey!
You're not supposed to show your jaw!
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
That really hurt.
Hey! What are you doing?!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Wait! You! Wait!
Stop laughing!
Bad guys.
Poor guys.
Are you okay?
Don't be angry. It's okay.
It's okay.
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
Everyone is out!
[Laughter]
Ouch!
[Laughter]
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, out!
[Laughter]
Ouch!
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
Everyone, this way!
You're late!
You're late! We've been waiting for you!
We were going to show you around, but you're late!
I'm sorry.
Get out of here!
He's really angry.
I'm sorry, everyone. We're late.
Get out of here!
He's really angry.
We've been waiting for you, guardians.
I'm sorry.
Get out of here!
He's really angry.
Out!
He's really angry.
Who could it be?
Ouch!
Sit down.
I'm sorry, everyone.
Well, let me start with the first topic.
Our theater club won the national competition.
Please wait a minute!
We're in the middle of our guardians' meeting!
Please wait!
Can we talk for a moment?
Ms. Tabida, is something wrong?
There was bullying in my class.
We won the national competition.
Please tell me your son's name and the name of the students in your class.
Those five students are in the same class.
Ms. Tabida, who are they?
They're new students.
Please stand up.
You bullied Shiro, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
That's a lie!
No, I really didn't.
You bullied Shiro, didn't you?
No, I really didn't.
You have to cry and train your body.
What are you going to do?
Please calm down.
Please show me your educational attitude.
I won't say it anywhere.
Takeda!
Aren't you going to stay still?
You can't do it, can you?
Please calm down.
I didn't mean to bully you.
Stop talking back!
You're selfish!
Can you do it?
Can you?
Hey!
Get out of here!
It's a joke.
I was right!
You!
You are right!
You are the worst!
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Next, "Taikick Giwaku," which is a comedy about four people, except for Tanaka!
"Yarinitteru Giwaku," which is a comedy about Tanaka's Taikick reaction last year!
The laughter of four people, except for Tanaka, can't be stopped!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
Ow, ow, ow, ow...
But it's always Tanaka who gets his butt kicked first.
- Oh, is that so? - Well, maybe not this year, but...
- Well, if you're asking about "Taikick"... - Yeah, I'm asking about "Taikick," too.
Well, but as a Japanese person, it's no doubt that Tanaka gets his "Taikick" the most.
- Me? As a Japanese person? - Yeah.
But you've gotten used to it, haven't you?
Well, honestly, when I saw "Taikick" earlier...
- Oh, Tanaka, you've gotten used to it, too... - No, no, I was surprised.
- You've gotten used to "Giwaku," too... - I was surprised, just now.
It was cold!
Matsumoto! Tanaka! Out!
It's like watching a movie!
Ow, ow, ow!
- You know I won't do it, don't you? - It's cold!
You know I won't do it, don't you?
We always laugh at how you kick, you know?
Yeah.
"Ow, ow, ow," you always say, you know?
When you say it like that, it makes me laugh, you know?
- Today, you kicked me. - Oh...
Tanaka's way of kicking, said by Hamada.
Let's take a look at "Taikick" from last year as a reference.
- Huh? What? - One, two...
- Ow, ow, ow! - What?
- Well, now that I think of it... - Ow, ow, ow!
- Stop it, already! - Shut up, already!
And here is this season's most suspicious opponent...
- Ow, ow, ow! - Ow, ow, ow!
And on top of that...
He looks a lot more relaxed than last year.
- Ow, ow, ow! - Ow, ow, ow!
- Shut up, already! - Shut up, already!
- Ow, ow, ow! - Ow, ow, ow!
- Shut up, already! - Ow, ow, ow!
Compared to last year... It hurts, of course.
But compared to last year, it didn't hurt as much.
- Shut up, already! - Shut up, already!
- Matsumoto, Hamada, Kosei, Endo, out! - Shut up, already!
- Shut up, already!
Ouch!
Last year, it was better than last year.
Last year, when I got kicked, I hit my shin.
This year, compared to my usual kick, it's a little better.
I thought you kicked me once, so I'll do it with acting.
This is funny.
So I want you to compare it with the previous kick.
What do you mean?
I want you to compare it with my usual kick.
- With acting? - Yes, with acting.
- Don't let go of me. - Okay.
Okay, cut.
Same, same.
Samada, out!
You can do it!
You're amazing!
I'm cold! I'm cold!
I'm cold!
You're an actor!
That's not possible!
I can't calculate because it's a thigh kick.
Can you do it with that?
How realistic is it?
It's about whether laughter wins or Tanaka's insanity wins.
I see.
While showing your face.
Ready, action!
That's good! You're amazing!
It has nothing to do with it!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Kosei, Kendo, out!
It has nothing to do with it.
Please look forward to the sequel, "Don't Laugh, Youth High School 24 Hours"!
Shut up!
Matsumoto, what did you say?
While the show is airing, we'll play a slot game of "Gakitsuka" members' illustrations!
Collect coins and get original goods from the show!
When the show starts, push the "D" button!
Next up is Kosei's pot, "Friends Are There"!
"Don't Laugh, Youth High School 24 Hours" is surprisingly strong,
but when it comes to making five people laugh, the pot becomes sensitive!
And from Endo's drawing, it's number 14's key.
Are they all keys?
Number 14.
Wow, it's huge!
Wow!
Is it that one?
That one?
Come on!
What is it?
Don't say it's someone coming out!
It's all huge!
Huh?
Huh? Could it be?
No, it's individual.
Yes, could it be?
It's for everyone!
What is it?
Should we take it out?
Yes, yes.
Can we leave it like that?
Also, there's a letter.
Yes, there's a letter.
Only for Endo.
There's a letter.
Yes, there's a letter for Endo.
Yes.
Then, I...
What is this?
Huh?
It's time for everyone to go together.
While everyone is wearing the wig, everyone has to become one person.
If you laugh, you have to take off the wig and leave.
However, the last person to stay will receive a luxurious product.
What is it?
Huh? Does it mean that everyone will...
Yes, yes, yes, yes...
Wow...
A lot of things are happening.
Yes, a lot of things.
A lot of things are happening.
What if we laugh?
If we laugh...
If we laugh, we'll take off the wig, right?
We'll take off the wig.
If we stay until the end, we'll receive a luxurious product.
It's really late.
Huh?
Wait a second.
OK, everyone, time start!
I think it's a little different.
Who?
Something's different.
Totally different?
Who are you?
What was it?
You're out.
You're too fast.
It's awful.
The finish was awful.
I'll judge.
No, I don't want to lose.
Can I just do it normally?
Can you say "ready, go"?
Ready, go.
What are you saying?
It's fantastic.
Put your hands up.
Yes.
I have a question for you.
What?
What do you do on your days off?
I go out of my room.
I travel.
I go out of my room.
Matsumoto is out.
Wait a minute.
It's too cold.
Isn't it too cold?
Can you go out of the room if you go out of the room?
There is a rule.
I can't go out of the room.
I can't get luxury goods.
It's a big deal.
You should stay.
I answered one question.
Is it really one question?
Who is your favorite talent?
Hiroshi Tamaki!
End! Out!
It's not going well.
So this means another one is eliminated, right?
Yes.
Final, final.
Then let's have another one of you do Shiritori.
Shiritori first.
This will decide it.
Is it okay?
Shiritori first.
What does it look like?
Kubejina!
Wait, wait!
Everyone is out.
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Next up,
of course it's not just the five of them.
It's all the people watching on TV.
Excuse me.
Shido is scary.
Can you all line up here?
What does it look like?
Oh, it's burning.
Sensei!
We have five new employees.
Can you all say something?
Everyone is out!
That's amazing!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
Ah...
Everyone out!
The concert is over!
The concert is...
Are you new students?
Yes.
Welcome to Heipo-omamegaoka High School.
I welcome you.
(applause and cheerful music)
(laughter)
(applause and cheerful music)
Why are you guys looking at my underwear?
You're still looking at it, right?
You just saw it, right?!
What's up with you guys?
Do you have any hobbies?
Hobbies...
Scuba diving.
What about you?
For me, golf...
Golf?!
I like golf.
When the principal recommended it to me, I couldn't help but start playing it.
I'm really into it now. I even have a set of golf clubs.
Wow!
Hey!
You just saw it, right?!
You're all out!
You just saw it, right?!
Ouch!
You just saw it, right?!
I didn't mean to see it.
A gentleman's pose!
Do it!
Me?
Sing!
Which arm should I use?
This one?
That one.
Try it.
Can I just hit it?
Try it.
Nice shot!
Thank you.
You just saw it, right?!
Don't look at me anymore!
Matsumoto, out!
Ouch!
It doesn't hurt, but...
I'm sorry.
Don't make a noise!
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Do it!
What?
Did you do it?
No, I've never done it.
Please do it today.
Okay.
Again!
Look at the ball.
Okay.
Look at the ball.
Okay.
What?
What are you doing?
I thought you had a string.
No, I didn't.
I thought you had a string.
No, I didn't.
Don't look at my underwear!
Let's take a commemorative photo.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, out!
A commemorative photo?
One, two!
It's night mode.
Hey, you! Take it!
You're really rude.
Which one do you want?
The one in front of me, sorry.
Which one?
That's amazing.
But you should turn around.
That's right.
May I?
Yes.
I'm looking at your underwear!
I'm looking at you as a whole.
I'm looking at your underwear through the camera!
I want you all to look at my underwear!
See?
It's not like you can't see it.
See?
That's right.
See? It's you.
You're right.
Let's take a picture!
Like you can't see it.
Hi, cheese!
Thank you!
I'm mad.
I'm not mad, but...
Oh! You saw it again!
I didn't see it! I really didn't see it!
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All right, let's go!
(lol)
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Next, we're going to watch "All People's Pots" on TV
All People's Pots
We're going in now
It looks like they're rehearsing for the actual show
Are you all seated?
Oh, it's a rehearsal
There are more people than I thought
But the stage is already set up
(lol)
G-g-god!
(lol)
Please give me a big one.
(lol)
Please give me a big one.
(lol)
Please give me a big one that can break my pants.
(lol)
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