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The weakest is the strongest! Super Kusogaishi Davii!
Mr. Mano, what does this mean?
We interact with various talents in various programs.
There are people who are full of confidence and don't think at all.
I've seen a lot of them.
That's why I call him "Super Kusogaishi" with affection.
In a sense, I think he is kind.
Even if he is a deluxe, I think he is kind.
I also ignored him because I thought he wasn't good.
But it's funny because it's not heavy in difficult high school and difficult comedy.
In that sense, I would like to try "Kusogaishi" Davii.
Hosei, Endo and Kanaka will go to a celebrity as jockeys and shoot a video
We will judge them while watching the video
There is a button like this
If you think it sucks, please push it
The one with the most views will win
Let me announce the winners
The first one is Hosei jockey
The horse I chose is "Ogimama"
I don't think it's humorous
But he talks a lot
The second one is Endo jockey
The second one is Toshikazu
He is aggressive
He always talks a lot
He is always talking a lot
The third one is Kanaka jockey
The horse I chose is "Masayuki tokuniku"
He is a great horse
I've met him a few times
But it didn't go well
At the end, he came to the dressing room and put some protein in his mouth and left
Don't think it's funny
That's it for the 3rd race
The horse I chose is "Masayuki tokuniku"
"Masayuki tokuniku" and "Masayuki tokuniku" are not "kuso gaeshi derby"
They are a little different
Let's see how they do at the dressing room and paddock
G1 fan file
I'm gonna get in trouble
G1 fan file
We are in front of the paddock
Boba from Himba
Boba weighs 50 kg
Boba is 73 years old and it's the thinnest Boba this year
Let's see how they do at the dressing room
Let's go
Hello
Hello, Sei-chan
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you, too
You look cool
You look cool, too
What's your color image today?
Today's color image is...
I took vitamin C and became vitamin D
I don't know at all
I don't know what it means
You look good
Your complexion is good, too
It's good, isn't it?
It's a natural cracker
It's weird
Can you do it with all your strength?
With all your strength
Look, I'm doing something different
Of course you're doing something different
I see
Now, let's talk about Fook
Before we talk about Fook, let me tell you something
His age is 55 years old
His horse weight is 63kg
Compared to when he came to Shibuya, I think it's a little heavier
Today's weather, calm before the race
I'm very curious about his horse
I think he's in good shape
Good morning
Thank you for coming
I'm Esse
I'm Endo
Thank you for coming
You look good
I saw you on TV the other day
You looked happy
I wonder why
At home
But Fook is in a positive direction
He's meeting his wife and going back to TV
Tsuchiya Chaos?
Chaos
Chaos?
Chaos is Chaos
Of course
You're smiling
We can't say it
Tsuchiya Chaos is what we say normally
Where do you buy this horse?
He's a fashionista
I'm Tokumitsu Masayuki's paddock horse
My father is Tokumitsu Kazuo
We can say he's a "salablet"
But does he have both of them?
Let's see his condition just before the race
Good morning
Thank you for coming
Thank you for coming to the center
Thank you for coming
Thank you
I'm sorry
You're trying to make me laugh, aren't you?
Speaking skills have been inherited for generations...
That's not the case.
Really?
That's completely your own speaking skills.
Yes, it is.
You're not promoting yourself at all.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I can't speak like that at all.
You're interfering with my speech.
I'm not like that at all.
That's not the case.
I'm just taking care of it.
We watched the paddock
What do you think?
It was stable as always
I wish Yamazaki san would do the same thing but he didn't
He would start from different place
I thought he was a typical "kusogaishi"
What do you think of other horses?
It's aggressive
I thought it would get in the gate
It was so aggressive I couldn't drive it
So "Genokai Super Kusogaishi Derby" starts now!
I'm excited
But "tokumitsuba" is strong
"Kusogaishi" is strong
It's like there is a genre division until the goal
It starts now
I heard you are good at giving nicknames to others
It's my inspiration
How about "demon kogure"
"demon kogure" is "spider jack"
kuso kuso kuso
I know what you mean
It's not good
I don't know what you mean
umi choba
buchiopa
She's a little slack in the first corner
Your nickname is "fukkun"
No, I'm "fakkun"
"yakkun", "mokkun", "fakkun"
"fukkun" is too much
I've always thought "fukkun" was too much
"fakkun" is too little
"fakkun", "demon kogure-san"
"demon kogure-san" has gray cheeks and black hair
First of all, please give us your own nickname
For yourself?
Yes, for yourself
musubuta
kusso
I like "musubuta"
The first corner is over
The second corner is "hengao"
hengao
Please do "hengao"
The first corner is "ori mama"
hengao
Please face this camera
You can do it at your own time
I'll do it
Can you do it?
He did it!
He pulled it off!
Can I show you something weird?
What?
Something weird...
Wait...
What are you doing?
What is it?
He's pulling it off!
He's good
Damn it!
I kissed you!
I'm sorry!
I'm embarrassed!
Can you show me something weird?
Go ahead!
Damn it!
Wow!
You used your hand!
You're not dry, are you?
Damn it!
Thank you!
Damn it!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You're right!
You're amazing!
You're right!
I'd like you to show me something weird
Mirror, mirror...
Weird!
What do you think? Mirror, mirror...
Let's do it!
Weird!
Mirror first!
Damn it!
Hunger!
I ate too much food and got a stomachache...
Hungary!
Piss! Piss! Piss!
Not bad!
- Chair! Chair! - He's got a disease!
It's good when you sit on a chair.
- Piss! Piss! - Your brain is really working hard, isn't it?
It's buzzing, can you hear it?
- "Akuma's" "boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom" "bounce bounce boom" - That's right!
Okay, let's do it with our heads. "Head" "dajare" "head"
"Hide your head" "Not hide your head"
- What are you saying? - "Not hide your head" - Crap!
- Oh my, oh my!
- You've got a hole in your head. - "Gorilla"
"Gorilla" is "sususu" "Gorilla" is "sususu"
- Crap! Crap! Crap! - Crap! Crap! Crap! - This is really crap!
- "Dajare" "dajare"
I said a lot!
Gorilla is sui sui sui Gorilla is sui sui sui Ringo!
Gorilla
Radio
It's just a joke, but I don't know if it's a joke or not.
It's a joke.
I had water, so I'm going to use this water and make a joke.
It's okay as long as you come up with something.
Water.
First of all, water.
Hayami Zoo.
Damn it!
Zoo? Zoo?
I love zoos.
This guy is getting tough.
Hayami Zoo.
Do you know the body soap Hayami Zoo uses?
I don't know.
"Rio" and "you".
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
It's coming now.
It's coming.
It's old.
It's an old era.
If you sat there all the time, I think you'd want to sit down.
It's going to be your favorite.
This side chair is a little softer, so please sit down.
Why don't you let me sit here?
This one is fluffier and the umbrella bends, right?
It's fast, isn't it?
Doesn't it look cool?
Damn it! Damn it!
Wow!
What is this?
Damn it! Damn it!
I sneezed.
Damn it!
I made a loud noise.
I'm embarrassed.
Why did you sneeze?
It came out of my mouth.
What should I do?
Damn it! Damn it!
What did you sneeze?
You know, pumpkin-like juice.
Damn it! Damn it!
What is this?
It's hard for me to act.
Can you move over here?
Excuse me.
I don't like it.
What is it?
I don't like it.
This is scary.
I don't like it when it hurts.
Oh, I see.
Oh, really?
I don't like it when it hurts.
I'm scared!
No, I'm just...
I want you to come closer.
Really?
Yes.
I'm scared! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
Kaito-kun, I... I can't do it. It's really no good.
Damn it!
This way, huh?
What's with him?
I was wondering what kind of reaction you'd have on this side.
Let me hear it later.
You're going to do it?
Yes.
Really?
I'm scared.
Are you going to do it again?
On your own?
Here I go!
I'm going to do it again!
Takagi!
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
This is no good!
That was...
The director told you to turn up the volume, right?
Yes, Takagi.
This is no good.
You turned up the volume at "boo" and "doh"!
I understand!
Damn it!
Could you move over to this chair?
I understand.
Yes.
Masayuki, what do you think?
Please.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Did you hear that?
The mountain's breath.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
This is no good!
It's the sound of a rocker getting caught in the wind.
What are you talking about?
Yes, it's a rocker.
Rocker?
There's a sound.
This is tough.
It's a rocker.
Oh, it's already number four!
Huh?
Do you know "Hey, Taku-chan"?
Huh?
You only show your chin and then you take pictures and drawings.
Oh!
Is there anything you think is easy to do?
I see.
Draw.
Oh, I can do this!
Fujii Sota!
Huh?
Can you do it? Then I'll do it.
It's V6's life!
Damn it!
I'm surprised if you say it for real.
Wow, you say amazing things.
Aromatic heaven!
It's too sad.
If you say it like that...
Damn it!
You're the only one doing it.
Yakumaru-kun, what do you think?
He's doing it. Yak is doing it too.
Yak is doing it too?
Yes, he's doing it.
Put on a mask and say something.
Mom!
Your ramen is better than mine.
Your rice balls are better than mine.
Where are you, Mr. Okamoto?
You're wrong.
This is Roland.
Roland, say what you want to say.
I'll say what I want to say.
Please, Roland.
Today...
I came here by my helicopter.
It takes one hour by car and seven minutes by helicopter.
Shit! Shit!
We're having a guest appearance in the entertainment ranking judging session.
Shit!
How did it go?
There are many fake first-class entertainers.
Shit! Shit!
Thank you for your patience.
Yes.
That's amazing.
I see.
So far...
Yes.
Are you a fake first-class entertainer?
I'm a fake first-class entertainer.
I see.
You're in the lead.
How was it, Mr. Matsumoto?
I don't think you're a fake first-class entertainer.
Well...
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what's funny or not funny.
That's normal.
Yes.
You have a straight line to the goal.
Here.
How is it, Yabasaki Jockey?
It was a stable game.
How about you, End Jockey?
It is a straight game.
I have a good idea.
He is running toward the goal.
Is your leg broken?
No, it is not.
I left it for the last straight line.
To be honest, it is Tokumitsu-san who is injured.
For now.
I don't want to get involved in it.
Look at this.
Is there a last straight line?
Here is the last straight line.
Here is the last straight line to the goal.
I am Takeda Tetsuya.
Can I open my eyes?
I am Tokumitsu Masayuki. I am 48 years old.
I will risk my life and zoom in.
What kind of picture is it?
It is Matsuda Seiko-chan's picture when her nose is sticking out of her swimsuit.
She couldn't do it.
It is a picture of her nose sticking out of her swimsuit.
Look at this picture.
It is not a painting.
It is a picture.
A pen is stronger than a sword.
Can I score three points with a chair?
I feel like a second-floor king.
I want to go there and assemble it.
Please show me the first strange picture.
Only water became water and water.
Can I use less water?
Shit!
What do you think it is?
A lunch box.
A bed!
A necktie.
This is big.
I always carry it with me.
I'm sharing it with Mr. Hitoshi Matsumoto.
You're sharing it?
If I drink half of it, Mr. Matsumoto will drink the other half.
This is...
I live near Mr. Shiro Ito.
He gave me a necktie.
It looks like a lunch box, but it's not.
What is it?
This is the last one.
I'm thinking of taking a helicopter.
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm serious.
I am a scorpion woman.
What are you looking at?
The winner of Super Scorpion Derby is...
Hosei Kishu's Scorpion Woman!
I see.
In a way, Scorpion Woman has graduated.
That's right.
What do you think of the result, Mr. Matsumoto?
Scorpion women have their own rules.
Even those rules can't be followed by a scorpion woman.
It's a secret.
I'm glad it's a secret.
I didn't mean it like that.
I thought it was the other way around.
That's right.
Scorpion woman won the championship.
That's right.
Hello?
It's not going well!
He called Masayuki Tokumitsu, who had too much to give back.
Yes, hello?
Oh, hello?
It's me, Don Tan. I'm Matsumoto.
Oh, hello! I'm hearing a lot about you!
Yes! Um...
What are you up to?
Mr. Tanaka of Johnny's is also here.
Oh, yes! Thank you for telling me about that!
No, no! Thank you for telling me about this as well!
Um... With Mr. Tanaka's help...
Um... I...
Oh, hello? Hello? Hello?
It's not going well!
I don't think it's going well!
It doesn't look like it. Doesn't it look like it?
But it's all lined up here.
Is it me?
Hurry up and take it!
You're worrying too much.
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