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First time on "Gaki no Tsukai Ara" series, "Hassai Contest"
Matsumoto-san again.
"Gaki no Tsukai" started to do this.
Hassai Contest
How are you recently? Do you remember your childhood feelings?
I see.
Today, many people will challenge themselves as "hassai"
People who can become "hassai" will win.
Anyone can do it!
"Hassai" has nothing to do with experience.
You have to do it!
Hassai Contest
For who can become a real "hassai"
Hassai Contest
The judges will choose the best "hassai"
We will do various things
Mr. Matsumoto, thank you for judging.
Thank you!
Now, first of all, let's have the first 8-year-old appear.
Please!
Please introduce yourself!
I'm Hosei Yamasaki and I'm 8 years old!
I heard you have some special skills, do you have any?
Yes!
Go, Lizardon!
Pokemon! Get 'em!
Hassai! Hassai!
The word "hassai" just came up.
It's cute, isn't it?
Is it cute?
It's cute, isn't it?
Now, next up is Mr. Hassai!
Please introduce yourself.
I am Tanaka Naoki!
I'm Hassai!
You have some special skills, don't you?
Yes!
What can you do?
I have some special skills!
That's right!
What can you do?
I'm doing sports hockey, so I'm good at hockey!
Can you show us?
And I've been doing sports hockey for a long time, so now I can play hockey from any position!
Are you good at it?
Can you do it for me?
Not just normal hockey!
Then say it all from the beginning!
Well, well...
Wow, wow...
Here I go!
Yes, please!
Hassai! Hassai!
Next up is Mr. Hassai!
Please introduce yourself!
I'm Fujimoto from Fujimoto!
I'm Hassai!
Hassai!
Fujimoto, do you have any special skills?
Yes!
I can say numbers really fast!
Wow!
Then let me hear you say it!
Yes!
One, ten, one hundred, thousand, million, long, short, outside, up, complete, vertical, rigid, swing, throw, strange, free number!
Hassai!
Well, well...
Is that Hassai?
That's right!
Wow!
Wow, that's great!
Next up is Hassai!
Here we go!
Oh, that's sudden!
Oh, what's up?
Please introduce yourself!
I'm from Aichi Prefecture, Nagoya. I'm 11th grade in high school.
You look really nervous!
It looks like you're really nervous!
It can't be helped! It's your first time on TV!
That's right!
Is it your first time on TV?
Have you ever gone shopping with your mother before?
Don't cry! Don't cry!
You don't have to cry!
Do you have any special skills?
Um... I can turn my eyelids over!
Be careful!
Are you okay?
You don't have to do it!
Hm? Can you do it?
Can you do it?
Oh, you can do it.
You can't do it.
You can't do it very well.
Are you in a bad mood today?
Bad mood? I can do it!
Can you do it?
Can you do it, everyone?
If you can do it...
Raise your hands.
Can you raise your hands?
Raise your hands and Matsumoto-san will do it.
Oh, Yamazaki-san.
Oh, Hosei-chan.
How is it?
Oh, Hosei-chan is good.
Hosei-chan.
Hosei-chan is amazing.
That's enough. That's enough.
Your eyes are starting to hurt, right?
Let's stop.
That's right. It's okay.
I can do it.
Ouch!
What's wrong?
Don't fight.
What are you doing?
Meccha-hassai!
What's wrong with you?
Next, Hassai-san.
Go ahead!
Please introduce yourself.
Yamamoto Hiroshi.
I'm Hassai.
Hiroshi-kun, do you have any special skills?
I can make a loud noise with my hands.
What's that?
Please do it.
Wow, wow. Wow, wow. Everyone, please do it. Everyone, please do it.
Wow, wow, wow.
Hassai! Hassai! Hassai! Hassai! Hassai!
Yes, thank you.
If you don't tell me to stop, I won't stop.
Well, let's do it! First of all, Hassaijikuzo!
What? Hassaijikuzo?
I, Matsumoto-san, will give you a simple quiz.
If you know the answer, please raise your hand.
You're energetic.
Well, let's do it. Matsumoto-san, first question, please!
Who is the President of the United States?
My mother said it in the news before.
You talk a lot.
What? What? What?
What did your mother say?
She said you shouldn't do bad things.
Bonogatsu Hassai!
Bonogatsu Hassai?
You don't know it anymore, do you?
Well, I'll tell you.
Are you a king?
What?
Are you a king?
What?
I got a Pokemon!
Business Hassai
Donald!
It's a hint!
You can get it in a card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yes! Yu-Gi-Oh!
"Hassai"!
"Hanafuda"?
"Donald Hanafuda"?
"Ossan"!
Shall we move on to the next question?
Yes!
What dream did you have yesterday?
I like that!
What dream did you have, everyone?
Do you remember it?
Yes! Yes! Fujimoto-kun!
I was eaten by a big *****.
"Meccha Hassai"!
What dream did you have?
Hosei-kun!
Yes!
Pikachu got really big and surrounded by books,
but Pikachu pooped!
He pooped!
He is 55 years old!
It's a little weird to cover up a poem.
Yes, it is a little weird.
Yes!
Oh! Fujimoto-kun!
Huh?
Yes!
This is...
This is bedtime.
Everyone might be a little tired,
so you can take a nap.
It's that kind of time.
Well, it's "hassai".
That's right.
Well, it's bedtime.
If you're tired...
Please take a little break.
I'm trying to hold it in.
Where's Naoki?
Did he just fall asleep?
Naoki looks like a salaryman.
Is he 8 years old?
Hosei, weren't you dreaming just now?
Were you tired?
Weren't you dreaming, Hosei?
I was dreaming.
Hm? What did you dream just now?
What do you think it means?
I don't know. Tell me.
I had a dream.
What dream? Tell me.
I ate a bun.
55 years old!
What is the most difficult word you learned recently?
The word I learned recently at 8 years old is...
How is it?
What's wrong, Yoshi-kun?
I made the table smaller.
Very funny!
That happens, doesn't it?
No, it doesn't.
Yes!
Naoki-kun.
I'm Lilgun, and I live nearby.
Very funny!
I learned it at school.
Yes!
Genji-kun!
Hercules!
8 years old!
Hiroshi-kun!
Yes!
Fjord!
8 years old!
Yes!
Yoshimi-kun!
Yes!
Kashima Antlers!
Very funny! 8 years old!
Let's go on.
Hosei-kun!
Konjac jelly!
55 years old!
It's 55 years old!
It's always 55 years old!
The tempo was good just now!
Hosei-kun dropped it.
I'm sorry.
One more time.
Naoki-kun!
Kisei Rush!
Very funny!
Yes!
Genji-kun!
Hisakuri in the middle of Tokai!
Very funny!
Yes!
Yoshimi-kun!
El Niño Genshi!
That's difficult!
Very funny!
Yoshi-kun!
Istanbul!
Bonakatsu 8 years old!
Otori Ran!
63 years old!
Very funny!
63 years old!
Come here!
What's wrong?
3 years old time!
3 years old time?
It's 3 years old time!
What does it mean?
Until now it was 8 years old,
but we still have 5 more,
so it will be 3 years old!
3 years old time!
Now, from here...
What is it? What is it?
Amazing!
What is it? What is it?
Eh, when you are 3 years old, you suddenly do something like this!
Seriously!
You were careful not to hit Mujimoto-kun's hand just now, weren't you?
Just in case, just in case...
Hosei-kun, Hosei-kun, what's wrong?
There's something on it!
I found it!
Don't be stupid! Don't be stupid!
Hey, it's dangerous! It's dangerous! Run away! Run away!
Run away! Run away!
What are you doing?!
It's okay! It's okay!
The bell rang.
Cut!
Okay, go back!
This is a little cruel.
Okay, go back!
This is cruel.
A little...
A little tired?
Ah, I see!
Okay, everyone!
Let's take a break here for now!
Take it easy!
Pee!
Is pee okay?
Ah, it's okay! It's okay!
Take a break!
I got a Pokemon!
It's dangerous!
You can't shoot a gorilla!
Eh, you said gorilla!
You said gorilla!
Who said gorilla?
You said gorilla!
Who said it?!
An elderly person?!
An elderly person said it!
Okay!
Please take a break!
Okay!
Please take a break!
Okay!
Take a break!
Gorilla!
During the break, while eating snacks, Hassai and friends spend time together, but...
Right after this, the Hassai Contest will go to hell!
Hassai Reaction!
What is it?
What is this?
There is a box in front of you, right?
Yes!
There are various goods in that box.
Seeing that, we would like you to react as Hassai.
Each of you has something different.
I see!
But before that...
Hassai Time!
(chanting)
There's a bird too!
Time's up!
Please go back to your seats.
Please drink some water.
We're getting old.
We need to react.
Do you have water?
We don't have water.
Then it's fine.
We don't have Pocari Sweat.
There's more, right?
It's not decided, right?
Of course!
You can choose what you like.
Yay!
Anything is fine!
There's a picture in front of you.
Which one do you like?
Car!
My dad has a car.
I have one!
I have 100 cars!
I like animals.
Chansai Time!
It hurts!
That's all.
She's five years old!
Give me your breasts.
What are you doing?
Give me your breasts.
She's three years old!
She's five years old!
Sunset time for a while
Last 10 minutes
No!
Good night!
I'm glad
I'm tired
Good night
Nogi is sleeping standing up
Nogi is so tired
Nogi can't even lie down
Like a salaryman
Time up!
Pick your favorite box!
Don't make me say it over and over again!
I can't take it anymore!
Komado-kun, does your heart hurt?
It hurts.
It hurts a little.
It's not that it hurts.
My heart...
That's right.
My heart is pounding.
That's right.
You must be a little tired.
That's right.
Are you okay?
I can't do it anymore.
What? What did you say just now?
Hamada's uncle...
Uncle...
What did you say just now?
I can't do it anymore.
While Hamada's heart is pounding,
while Hamada's heart is pounding, the members are trying their best to make a funny reaction, but...
What?
What is it?
I saw it at my grandpa's house.
It's something that doesn't make you happy.
Oh, that's right.
Pass!
I don't know.
I thought it was a car.
Oh, that's right.
I wanted you to show your blood from the very beginning.
Uncle... Uncle...
Next up is Koumoto.
In the box is a beetle that kids love.
Oh, no!
Will we get caught?
We'll get caught!
You're scary! You're scary!
You're scary!
We'll get caught, won't we?
We'll get caught!
Pass!
Open your mouth.
Pass!
Ouch! Ouch!
Wait... Wait...
Ouch! Ouch!
55 years old.
Open!
Ouch!
You're scary! You're scary!
You're scary!
Gogebure!
It stinks!
Gogebure!
Ouch!
8 years old in business.
One more time!
Also, Kanaka's reaction...
One more time!
Yes!
Ouch!
It stinks!
Gogebure!
8 years in business.
It was my chance.
Hosei! Yes! Open the box!
Cute!
63 years old. 63 years old.
63 years old makes me sick.
Sick, sick, sick.
Everyone is exhausted.
Who will be the best 8-year-old?
All judges are finished!
Mr. Matsumoto, please announce the winner!
Yes!
The winner is...
Hosei!
Congratulations!
The winner will receive a reward.
Matsumoto-san, what is a reward?
A Pokemon?
Today, we have a wonderful guest!
A surprise guest!
Who is it?
It's ToraTora-kun!
Everyone loves ToraTora-kun!
She's really happy!
I'm happy! Thank you, Tora-chan!
Did you want to see ToraTora-kun that much?
Let's dance together!
Can we?
We did it!
We were dancing.
We danced a lot.
Let's have fun.
Nii-chan, thank you.
Nii-chan, thank you for yesterday.
Friends, teachers, thank you.
Words of magic, thank you.
Sunset, blue sky, thank you.
Spring, summer, autumn, winter, thank you.
Love, death, thank you.
Words of magic, thank you.
Sunset time!
Thank you!
Here it is!
He has some kind of Hamada area thing going on.
He has something Hamada area thing going on.
He has a strange switch on.
I put in a different button