AISubs v3.4
Before the recording of "Gaki no Tsukai",
we couldn't see that man.
He's like Shirongura.
He's either Shirongura or Shirongura.
It doesn't matter.
I can't tell you more about it.
It's your special training today.
What are you talking about?
What is it all of a sudden?
You want me to say it?
On the contrary...
It's not cool.
Are you from St. Faust?
No, I'm not.
I'm from Yoshimoto Industry.
I'm always angry.
Since I stayed at home,
my sense of humor is not cool.
It's terrible.
I see.
You were staying at home, weren't you?
Yes.
That's why your sense of humor is like that of a house.
It's now.
It's now?
What? It's too late!
It's too late!
What are you doing?
It's a little late.
Today, I called Yoshimoto Industry people from Osagawara.
What?
It's a new comedy from "koke".
New comedy.
"Koke" is a new comedy.
It's "koke".
"Koke" and "tsukkomi" are deployed in an excellent way.
Yoshimoto New Comedy.
Yoshimoto's new comedy "koke" is like this.
Hello.
I'll kick you out of here!
Yoshimoto's gag and "koke"
make "kokeru-sama" laugh out loud.
It's an excellent pattern.
Yoshimoto wants four people to experience "koke"
and "koke" wants to correct a completely out of sync mistake.
We've never done "koke" of stimulation before, have we?
We have no experience with it.
Out of sync conversation...
Is this the conversation we're having now?
It's funny!
What is this conversation we're having now?
Get ready!
Hurry up and get changed!
They're getting changed, too!
Oh, I see. They're getting dressed up for the stage.
Of course! Go!
Oh, man! This is bad! I'm opening the door!
Get ready!
Yes, sir!
After getting changed,
the four of them go on stage without knowing what the story is about.
Basumoto checks the four of them's "koke" under the stage.
Get ready!
Go!
Will the four of them be able to cope with the new comedy's humor and make a name for themselves?
Wow! There are a lot of customers today and I'm busy! I have to do my best!
(phone ringing)
Ouch!
(phone ringing)
Ouch!
Easy, easy. What are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?
I'm just saying hello.
I came back to return the pot.
Thank you for coming all the way.
I'll make you some tea. Take a break.
Thank you.
(phone ringing)
I'm busy.
Are you going to hang up?
I made a mistake.
You made a mistake.
(phone ringing)
I got a call.
Hello.
Thank you for calling.
One tempura udon and one stamina udon.
Seaweed udon, meat udon and fox udon.
Okay.
I'll deliver it right away.
Thank you.
Five curry rice.
What are you doing?
Isn't that right?
You should have asked for more.
I wrote it down.
Really?
I'm sorry I'm late.
Come on, Hanako.
You're late from the first day.
There's a deep reason for this.
My mother...
Is she dead?
She didn't wake me up.
What are you talking about?
Anyway, good luck.
Okay.
I'm going to the cafe across the street.
Thank you. Work hard.
Okay.
I'm going to bother you.
I'm going to bother you. Go home.
Okay.
Are you really going home?
No, no, no.
You went home on your own. I'm surprised.
No, I came from Yohgo. I'm Matsuro of Yoshimoto Finance.
Yoshimoto Finance?
Who's your high school husband?
It's me.
Oh, you.
Yes.
You know a man named Yoshitaka Yutaka, don't you?
He's my younger brother.
Oh, is that so?
He went somewhere with the money he borrowed from me.
What?
He's there, isn't he?
My younger brother left this place five years ago and hasn't come back.
You're lying! Do you know him?
No, I don't.
What will happen if Yutaka goes missing?
I'll teach you a lesson with this guitar I bought at a store.
I'm scared.
You guys! Take me to the bottom of the sea.
No, no, wait. I'm scared.
I'll push you off the boat!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Sharks will attack you right away.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm coming.
I'm coming!
Did you pass by too much?
I said you passed by too much!
Are you okay?
If you say like that, I'll make a debt and bother you so much!
Ma'am, did you go to your brother?
Well...
I'm sorry for bothering you.
No, no, Hana-chan, don't talk nonsense.
No, I want to know!
Well, it's true that you work here.
Um, Iwase-chan, can I tell you something?
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay?!
Why are you crying?!
What are you going to do?!
It doesn't matter.
Actually, Iwase-chan has a younger brother called Yutaka.
They used to run a restaurant together.
But five years ago, Yutaka jumped out of the restaurant and got injured.
So, Iwase-chan still can't forgive him.
I see.
Right?
No, it's not like that.
I'm back!
Yutaka!
Ma'am!
I'm sorry for bothering you!
Why did you come back?!
No, no, no, Iwase-chan, you don't have to say that.
Since you're back,
listen to me first and then get angry!
S-sit down, okay?
Um...
So, Yutaka-kun, what happened?
Actually...
Don't be stupid!
I haven't said anything yet!
Say it first and then answer me, okay?
I'm counting on you.
So, Yutaka-kun, what happened?
Actually...
You're lying!
You too?!
No, not even Iwase-chan!
Listen to me first and then answer me, okay?
So, what happened?
Actually...
That's what happened.
You too?!
You're the one who got injured!
What's wrong with you?!
Why don't you say it properly?!
So, what happened?
Five years ago, my friend's debt was repaid.
So, his friend ran away.
So, when I was in this shop,
a debt collector came and interrupted me.
So, I wanted to get out of this city
without causing any trouble.
But if you're coming back,
you should at least pay me back my debt!
No, wait!
I paid it back properly!
But why did you take my debt earlier?!
What's wrong with you?!
I paid it all back!
You really paid it back?!
Yeah.
You're like a movie star!
You're like a movie star who went to this shop with Yutaka-kun!
I'm not making excuses!
No.
I don't even want to see your face!
Get out of here!
No.
Big sis!
Why didn't you say that?
You said "even wild people would do that" while laughing.
Hey, Yutaka, can you pay me back?
You want me to pay you back right now?
Wait a minute.
I'll pay you back all of it.
You're late by one day.
You owe me two million yen.
Pay me back right now!
I can't pay you back like that.
I guess I have no choice but to do this.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait a minute!
What are you going to do with a naked stick?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Why did you take a stick naked?
I didn't wear my wife's glasses today.
Who is she?
What are you going to do?
You're just in time.
I'll take your big sis with me.
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't take my big sis with you!
Let me go!
Then pay me back!
Yutaka!
Wait!
I don't care what happens to me!
Just don't take my big sis with you!
You've got guts.
Hey, pay me back.
No, I didn't pay you back my interest.
I don't care about your interest!
I'm going to pay you back for your big sis!
Come on!
Big sis!
Do you have gold?!
What?
I want to clean it up a little.
Here, I'll go.
Wait, wait, wait, Yutaka-kun, wait!
Yose-chan, can you really let Yutaka-kun go like this?!
Don't you have anything?!
If you had, would you have gone?!
Here.
Wait a minute!
If you're going out,
take all of your belongings and go out!
But, Yasue-chan...
Your bag, your clothes!
Okay.
I'll take my clothes and go out.
And!
Your shoes and tobacco as well!
Okay.
I'll take my shoes and go out.
And!
Your futon!
Take all of them and go out!
Wait a minute!
Your clothes, your shoes, your futon...
If you don't take all of them and go out...
If you don't go out...
You shouldn't be here!
Yose-chan...
Instead...
You should work hard...
I'll make you work hard!
Yose-chan!
Yutaka!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
Yose-chan, I'm really sorry!
No, it's fine!
I should have known you better! I'm sorry!
No, I should have known you better!
You weren't kind!
No, I wasn't kind!
No, you were!
No, I wasn't kind!
No, you were!
No, I wasn't kind!
Yose-chan, I wasn't kind!
I wasn't kind!
You're my little brother, but you keep talking back to me! Shut up!
Do you want me to hit you in the head and break your brain?
I'm going to kill you, you dumbass!
You scared me!
You did!
So, what do you think of them?
I think they're good.
I think they were able to liven things up.
Um...first of all, Tanaka!
You're just bad!
And Hamada, there were some parts where you couldn't react.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You know, the last part where you stayed up for a long time with your eyes wide open.
I hate that part.
I thought it was probably the end of it, so I was waiting for you to get off.
That's where the bad part of being a veteran comes in.
I'm done with that.
And overall, Matsugi is 0.42 seconds faster than me.
0.42 seconds faster.
And Yamazaki is 1.65 seconds slower.
1.65 seconds?
1.65 seconds slower.
Endo is 8 seconds faster.
8 seconds?
8 seconds faster?
Of course I'm not 8 seconds faster!
But that's how fast I felt like I was!
I see.
I couldn't do it at all!
First of all, you're too slow.
You can't mess up anything!
I'll show you an example.
What? Really?
I'm sorry to say this, but I'd like you to do it one more time.
You can't mess up anything!
You can't mess up anything?
You have to absorb everyone's stupidity and collect it.
And when you've collected it all, you have to concentrate on that stupidity.
And then everyone will be happy!
That was really stupid.
I'll show you what real stupidity is like!
I'll learn from you!
Don't underestimate me!
The four who were too stupid were severely punished.
A single blow.
This is the moment.
In other words, Matsumoto vowed to decide at the perfect timing.
The four of them went out and watched.
At what timing will Matsumoto show his true self?
I can't get off here.
I'm busy every day. I have to do my best today, too.
I thought it was a board.
It's not a board.
Then it's not here, first of all.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
What are you doing?
You had that face.
If you can't see it, close it.
Close it.
Hey, I'm Yoshimoto Miyu's Matsumoto Yumo.
Do you know Yoshizawa Yutaka?
Yutaka is my younger brother.
He borrowed money from me and made a fool of me.
Borrowed money?
Yes.
I'm sorry, but my younger brother left five years ago and hasn't come back since then.
Do you know Yoshizawa Yutaka?
Yutaka is my younger brother.
He borrowed money from me and made a fool of me.
Borrowed money?
Yes.
I'm sorry, but my younger brother left five years ago and hasn't come back since then.
You're so young. What if you make a fool of me?
You're in my way.
You're only interested in that.
You're right.
I can't think straight.
A shark will attack you soon.
What do you mean?
Shark?
Here it comes.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
Here it comes. Here it comes.
I can't see it.
Can you stand on one leg?
Yes.
Isn't it too high?
It's not there.
What is this?
Anyway, please write it down!
Okay, I'm done.
You're in my way.
Don't touch me!
My debt recovery rate is...
Zero!
No, it's not zero!
What's wrong with you?
It's in the way!
Ma'am, did my brother say anything?
Don't say anything.
What?
Did I bother you?
It's in the past.
I want to know!
You're right.
Can I tell you something?
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay?
Why did you hit me?
It's okay, right?
He's Death Note's opponent.
It's you, isn't it?
I'm back.
That's weird.
Yutaka!
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Sit down!
Why did you come back?
Don't say that!
Listen to me first!
Sit down!
Listen to me first!
Yutaka, what happened?
Actually...
Don't say that!
I haven't said anything yet!
Listen to me first!
Yutaka, what happened?
Actually...
Don't say that!
Listen to me first!
Yutaka, what happened?
Actually...
That's what happened.
What's that?
You, too?!
You didn't say it properly!
What happened?
Five years ago,
my friend's debt was paid off.
My friend ran away.
So I had to pay off my debt.
When I was in this shop,
a debt collector came and tried to disturb me.
I didn't want to bother you, so...
That's why I left this city.
I see.
So, you left because you didn't like the shop?
Yes.
But you should have paid me back first!
I did pay you back.
What did you say?
I didn't say anything wrong. I paid you back.
You didn't say anything wrong, right?
That's fine.
Yasue-chan, why don't you run this shop again?
I can't do that!
She's aiming at you.
She left this shop for me!
I don't want to see you anymore.
Get out of here!
Sister!
You're the one who said it!
She's getting emotional.
This is a problem.
Hey, you!
You didn't pay me back!
Matsuiro-san.
I paid you back earlier!
Don't be stupid. You always pay me back late.
I'll pay you back with a million yen!
I can't pay you back like that!
You'll have to do this!
What is this?!
Hey, hey, hey!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
What are you doing?!
Hey!
What are you doing with the knot?!
I'm not doing anything!
What are you doing?!
I'm not doing anything!
What are you doing?!
Why are you looking at me like that?!
He's trying to go out of his way.
Wait, what are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
This is perfect!
As usual, I'll stay at the shop.
Hey, you!
Hey!
Stop!
Hey, wait a second!
Please take her with you!
Are you a storekeeper or something!?
- Come on, let's go! - Hey, wait a second!
- I don't care what happens! - Please take her with you!
- You're quite strong. - What's with that look?
Get up.
Come on, sit down.
I can't return it, but it's fine.
This time it's love for your sister.
I'll take it back.
What kind of face is that?
It's the end.
What?
It's over.
Yes, it's over.
It's around here.
That's right, it's a good chance.
It's over, but it's over.
Can you do it?
It's not here.
I can do it.
Of course, of course I'll cut it.
I only have my sister's last words.
Wait a minute!
I was scared.
Get out of here.
That's all I have.
Take all of your luggage and get out of here!
Yasue-chan...
I'm going in.
There's a lot of your clothes in there.
No, it's in the way.
It's in the way.
Take all of your clothes and get out of here.
And...
I have your shoes and clothes, so take them and get out of here.
Okay.
I'll take my shoes and get out of here.
And...
I have a blanket, so take it and get out of here with me!
Wait a minute!
Take your clothes and your shoes and your blanket...
You can't just take it all and get out of here!
If you can't take it all and get out of here...
If you can't get out of here...
What's with this tone?
That's funny. It's moving.
It's not funny.
That's right. It's not funny.
Yasunori-san, it's not funny.
Everyone was surprised.
I feel like I've been tricked.
Thank you for your hard work.
We were watching you burn once at the perfect timing.
That's where the brothers' music flows and shows off.
I was surprised because you said "don".
I was surprised.
You don't usually do that kind of burn, do you?
That's right.
I got it made for today's purpose.
I wanted to ask you.
Why do you look like that?
You're nodding all the time while listening to the lines.
You've been biting more and more in the play.
That's right.
Are you a ghost?
It's a ghost's way of coming out.
What?
Ouch!
What hurts?
Apologize.
Apologize?
Apologize.
Are we apologizing?
You've been bothering me.
What was this?
What was it?
I'm a supporter!
I'm going to eat you!
You can't say that!
This is amazing.
It's coming closely.