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I want to know more about Tetsuro Degawa.
All-time comedian Tetsuro Degawa.
What is his real name, which is called "the emperor of reactions"?
His favorite movie is...
"Romeo and Juliet".
Are you serious?! I've never heard of it!
"Yazawa Eiji".
Unexpected answers in a row!
"Just Right Size".
Ouch!
The quiz is in full swing!
Hosei leads by one step and finishes the first half of the game.
Who will win this close match?!
What does Degawa like most about his wife?
Did you do something to her?
She's a model.
Oh, I see.
I can't see it, though.
You shouldn't say things like that.
The answer is...
Oh, I see.
I think I can say it now.
It's about time.
I wonder if he likes any of them.
Here is the correct answer.
What does Degawa like most about his wife?
Oh...
She's pure.
Oh, I see.
She's pure.
That's how you say it.
What is Degawa's proposal phrase?
I have no idea.
The answer is...
Well, it's better, isn't it?
Yes.
But you're saying like this, aren't you?
I think it's like this.
Right?
Then, here is the correct answer.
The words of "propose" are...
Ah...
Well...
Even if we become grandfathers and grandmothers...
I know what you mean.
I want to laugh with you.
Please marry me.
Propose
I want to laugh with you.
Please marry me.
It's impossible.
Well, please make it easier.
Yes, please.
What kind of female entertainer do you think is cute?
What?
I see.
Entertainer?
Oh, entertainer.
I see.
This is the only one I know.
I don't know at all, but...
Well, then...
Here is the answer.
Ah...
Nagisa?
Yes.
I think Degas is also an entertainer.
Oh...
I think he is an entertainer.
Yes.
So, you don't hate entertainers, do you?
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
Oh...
What's wrong with you?
Who did it?
She is cute.
Yes, she is cute.
I don't know. I don't know.
You really don't know, do you?
No, I don't know.
Yes, you don't know.
What kind of girl is she?
Here is the correct answer.
Tomochika?
I got it from downtown.
What?
Tomochika?
That's how it is.
I see.
I've heard a lot about you, but is it Tomochika?
Like sexiness?
What do you like about Tomochika?
A little while ago, Tomochika came to Bigi and did a commercial for dieting.
After I saw that commercial, I definitely stopped watching Tomochika as a woman.
That can't be helped.
That was a long time ago.
No, it was a long time ago.
It was a long time ago.
It was about five years ago.
You just made it clear.
That can't be helped.
If you were asked to imitate a Hollywood actor, who would you imitate?
Isn't it a matter of chance?
What?
Open your answers.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
You only wrote your names.
Tell me properly.
I'm Ivy Burke.
That's right.
That's true.
There's no choice but to do it.
What is Harrison Ford?
Would you do this with a picture like this?
Raiders?
What is Danilo?
I think Danilo is like this.
Danilo's image is like this.
Yes, it is like this.
Please announce the correct answer.
I am Brad Pitt.
What?
Brad Pitt?
Shut up! You're the only one who said it!
No, it's not an impersonation or anything like that!
"I am Brad Pitt"!
You're kidding me!
You're thinking too much about it!
He's depressed! He's depressed!
This is terrible!
I've never said "Brad Pitt"!
There's no such scene!
Not even in private!
I'll never say it in private!
"I am Brad Pitt"!
You all know it, don't you?
That's right!
The most nervous person Degawa has met so far is...
I'll go with this one.
I'll go with "somewhere".
I'll go with "somewhere", too!
The answer is...
I knew it!
I'll go with "somewhere", too.
Ken-san!
I don't know if I met him or not, but I have a strong image of Japanese movies and film schools.
I see.
I'll go with "somewhere", too.
Eiji-chan, come here!
I might have met him.
I'll go with "somewhere", too.
Here's the correct answer!
"B" and "somewhere"!
I see.
Ask him if he was that nervous.
Why were you so nervous?
At first, he was someone I've been watching since I was a kid, so I was nervous.
I remember going to say hello to him, but I couldn't even look him in the eye.
I said, "My name is Degate Zozo. Nice to meet you."
He said, "Oh, what's up with you?" and greeted me, but he left me even though I was talking to him.
I was so nervous that I said, "Oh, you were talking to me," and greeted you, and you left me right away.
I'm glad you didn't ask me.
It was useless.
"Oh, you were talking to me," he said.
What is the punishment game that Degawa thinks is easiest to react to?
I don't know yet.
He does a lot of things.
That's right.
Which one is it?
Answer open!
It's difficult.
That's right. I think it's oden or...
Net? Bath?
Yes.
Which one is it?
Bungee?
I don't think it's bungee.
What is it, Tanaka?
Bungee.
What's wrong?
It wasn't like bungee.
Is that how you look at it?
It's hard to tell how you look at it.
It's embarrassing.
Here's the correct answer.
I'd like to say it's bungee, but depending on the condition of the bungee, it's different.
I think it's net bath.
Which one is it?
I see.
Can you ask me about bungee jumping?
Let me ask you.
No, you don't have to ask me.
How about bungee jumping?
No, no, no.
I hate it.
You've never done it.
Have you ever done it?
Yes, I have.
In Australia, it's not just bungee jumping.
And on top of it, there is... how do you say it?
Forget it.
Erase it.
It's fine now.
Erase it.
What kind of garbage is that?
I don't know at all.
I don't think you know either.
Out of the five of you, who do you think has the least delicacy?
What kind of question is that?
Answer open!
- Only me?! - That's right.
- Why, why?! - It's probably either me or Yama - chan.
- Yes, that's right. - I thought it was Endo or Hamadai.
- You're kidding! - Then, here's the correct answer!
- Who do you think has the least delicacy out of the five of you?
- This is easy! Yama-chan! Hosei!
- Why do you think that is? - There's a lot of reasons, but...
- In the past, when there were other talents in the dressing room,
- they would try to ask for the girls' phone numbers in a loud voice.
- "Stop it!" "Stop it!" - Even if there was a manager there,
- "Tell me your phone number! Tell me!"
- "I can't tell you that kind of thing."
- They'd say it like that, but in a loud voice.
- "Stop it!" "Tell me! Tell me!"
- There's no more delicacy.
- Well, that's one of Yama-chan's charms, but...
- That's what people say! - Oh, it's not "giri giri girls".
- I'm sorry, it's "shape up girls". - That's enough!
- Was it Tsubu?
- On the contrary, it was Tsubu.
- It was Tsubu, wasn't it?
- He doesn't bite at times like that!
- That's right, that's right. - That's true.
- What song is famous in Degama's karaoke?
- I wonder if there was one...
- It's "generation".
- I don't know much about songs.
- Open the answer!
- Well, I know what it is, but... - Yes, yes.
- I don't think it's "Farewell, Farewell" for you, Ei-chan.
- It was a theme song for a drama, so...
- It's easy to give away, though. - That's right, that's right.
- Then, here's the correct answer! - Yes!
- "Single Bed"!
- No way... - Really?!
- Huh?! "Single Bed" was the best! - Huh?!
- Huh?! Mr. Sharankyu! - Mr. Sharankyu?!
- It's either "Farewell, Farewell" or "Single Bed". - Well, well, well...
- I'm sorry, but you didn't say you like Ei-chan, did you?
- Won't you listen to me? I'm sorry.
- Ah! Of course, I sang Ei-chan in karaoke, and "Southern All-Stars" as well, but...
- I sang "Single Bed" a lot, didn't I?
- I think Yama-chan is probably giving away the correct answer, but...
- When we were young, you know? When we called girls and went out together... - Stop it!
- I sang "Single Bed" and everyone danced "cheek time" and that became a trend...
- So, in my "Single Bed", Yama-chan and O-sei-kun are dancing "cheek time" many times, so... - I don't care. I love you.
- How many times do you dance like that?! - I think Yama-chan is giving away the correct answer.
- I see... - It was a pattern.
- Was there such a pattern?!
- "Cheek time"! - "Cheek time"!
- What entertainment agency would Degawa like to join besides Maseki?
- Wow, this is... - I don't know...
- Open your answers!
- Oh! - Oh, I see!
- We're separated. - We're separated.
- I thought we shouldn't stick to common sense. - Ishihara Productions.
- We should stay away from comedy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, here's the correct answer!
What entertainment agency would you like to join besides Maseki?
- Oh, Asahi Kikaku. - I see.
What's the reason for that?
- Because we know each other so well, like Yoshimoto-san, we're like family. - I don't know you!
- We're like a family! - I don't know you!
- I see! Asahi was there! - I see!
- You're friends with Kyane-san, too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I see! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- When you're angry, you can't turn your head. - Ha ha ha ha!
The quiz is finally coming to an end!
- What is it? - I can't guess it.
Start!
- Whoa! - Will things continue as usual?
- One more time! Come on! Come on! - Time's up!
Don't work hard by increasing the number of correct answers!
- Oh, "third prize"! - Ha ha ha ha!
- I'm curious! - Are you arguing? - No!
I won't do it
He still can't catch it
Here
This kind of thing happened
Who will win this game?
He handed him clay and asked him to make something
What will he make?
I don't know
What are you saying?
Is he a good person?
No, no
His hand is like Doraemon's
Answer open
Poop
I think it's just poop
I don't know about Tanaka's snake
Poop and snake are two different things
I think snake noticed it too
Kirin is pretty hard
I don't want them to say it's too easy
So I'll stretch it out and make it
Here's the correct answer
Make something with clay
- Now? - Yes
What's this?
Look, it's good
Are you stretching it out?
Hamada-san, what's this?
It's like a dinosaur
You make it as it is
- I just stretched it out - Right?
- I'm scared - What's this?
- Hamada-san, is this real? - Yes
What's this?
- What is it? - It's a giraffe.
- No way! - It's not a giraffe, and you got it right.
- This is great, this giraffe. - You got both of them right.
- You made it and you got it right. - Both of them are great.
- Tecchan, didn't you have a choice of poop? - Didn't you have a choice of poop?
- A choice of poop? Who said such a vulgar thing? If you say clay, it's definitely an animal. - No way!
- I usually say something like a lion, but I chose a giraffe because I thought lions were difficult. - No way!
- Poop is vulgar, isn't it, Tecchan? - You'll say it again, a choice of poop.
- That was shocking. - That was...
Question ninety-nine. What does "degawa" mean in one word?
- What's that? - It'd feel good if you got it right.
The answer is...
As you know...
- Endo-san, "shinobi". - There's a lot of things you can put up with.
- You can put up with a punishment game, and then there's laughter.
- Something like "nin". - What you're saying is sour.
- Are you serious? - I really don't know.
- Matsumoto-san, what does "samurai" mean? - I chose you as my samurai.
I don't think it's a samurai, but I think it has something to do with what Matsumoto-san thinks.
Here is the correct answer.
Describe yourself in one word.
Is this correct?
What do you want me to do?
Maybe you can use a part of your name?
- Yes, I wrote it. - Yes.
It was simple.
You are a man!
Matsumoto-san chose you as his samurai.
- I didn't make a mistake. - But you are a man.
- I'm a man. - You are a man.
The 100th question.
If tomorrow's world ends, what would you do?
- This is... - It's always like this at the end.
- But there is no warning or countermeasure. - That's right.
- I don't know at all. - I don't know at all.
- Yeah.
- Answer open!
- Well, I know you're gonna do it.
- But... - What's up?
- You said you'd do it tomorrow, but you're already working hard.
- You should do it at home. - Well, you know...
- You're gonna do it in the end, aren't you? - Yeah.
- I thought you'd do it. - I thought you'd do it.
- You're gonna do it. - Who's gonna make you laugh?
- You said you'd make me laugh first. - Your answer is a little vague.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- How so? - You've been to a lot of people.
- You said you'd make me laugh first. - It's vague.
- It's vague.
- Well, I don't know what you're gonna say at the end. - Yes.
- Please! - Then, here's the correct answer.
Well...
As usual, I'd like to record a variety show.
And I'd like to do "Zarigani" or "Netouburo" in front of the audience and make them laugh again.
- That's what you want, isn't it? - Yes.
- If you think about it in a big way... - That's right.
- Will it make you laugh? - That's right.
- As usual and have fun? - Yes.
- I see. - I see.
- It was hard for me in the second half of the show. - Yes.
- I was tired. - Yes.
- Then, I'd like to announce the winner of "100 Things about Tetsuro Degawa," who got the most correct answers. - Yes.
The winner is Hamada Masatoshi!
The giraffe was big.
I got one point.
Oh, it was me! Thank you!
The giraffe was big.
No, it's not a giraffe.
It's not a giraffe?
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work!
Did you understand me?
It's difficult!
Really?
It's difficult!
I'm sorry!
No, no!
Who do you think won?
Of course, the winner is...
Yama-chan, who I played with all the time when I was young.
Boo!
Shock!
Who do you think won?
The winner is...
Mr. Hamada!
Mr. Hamada! Thank you very much!
I was surprised, too!
Mr. Hamada won against a giraffe!
A giraffe?
He is talented!
Why?
I said "Why wasn't it there?"
I'm really sorry, but I'm sure Mr. Hamada said it anyway!
I'm glad you didn't say it!
What do you have?
I have my own family's seaweed shop!
My family sells "Genki Nori Nori"!
A set of seaweed?
Yes!
Thank you very much!
This is a souvenir of Yokohama right now!
Mr. Tamo and Mr. Umimiya also eat real seaweed from the entertainment world!
They say that iron seaweed is really delicious!
Can't you get it easily?
No, I can get it easily!
Can you get it?
Iron seaweed is delicious, right?
Don't say it like that!
The red one is more delicious!
The red one?
Yes!
The red one and the black one are of the same family!
Right!
How is it, Mr. Hamada?
It's just...
Don't say "just"!
Don't say "just", Mr. Hamada!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
But this one looks good, so I'll have this one. Thank you!
Oh, yes! You're welcome!
And I don't know about your excitement at all, but...
I wasn't that excited!
I like it!
What a great reaction!
So, can't comedians laugh?!
Can't we laugh on this show?!