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Yoisho!
Thank you!
Celebrating a new year of karate,
Gaki no Tsukai New Year Party!
The annual event is...
13th Yamawan Grand Prix!
Tsukutei Hosei Presents Yamawan Grand Prix!
To give Gaki no Tsukai a chance to perform,
Yamawan Grand Prix is a comedy contest held by Tsukutei Hosei every year!
This competition, which began in 2007,
has discovered many break entertainers!
Tonight, we'll take a closer look at some of them!
We'll also announce the entertainer with the most memorable impression!
Tsukutei Hosei
Yamawan Grand Prix Finals!
First to start is...
Born in 2008,
Torii Miyuki!
What's this?
No way!
Master! Master, do you want to dream?
What is this?
You look like a cat!
Crane play!
Yamachan, is it okay to say?
Akatsukin!
Akatsukin asked a sleeping old woman.
Why is the old woman's eyes like that?
Are you that bloodthirsty?
Are you a night watchman?
Can you not read the atmosphere?
Are you stupid?
Are you trying to be clever?
Don't say it so cruelly!
That's what I'm saying!
I only have a good star in my hand!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, Ayanpour!
That's so nice of you.
Mr. Hamada.
Yes?
How was it?
No, no, no!
I'll explain it in detail next time.
No, no, no!
I can't see her!
She's hiding in the end.
Shall we go for it?
Let's go for the score!
16 points!
If you give me such a low score,
I might resent you for it.
That's not true!
Another contestant from 2008!
Takahiro Yamamoto!
♪ That's the only thing I can do for you ♪
You look like him.
It's Yuji Oda's turn!
Here he comes!
Yuji Oda is mad at Tamesue, who lost the preliminary round in the Osaka World Cup.
Hey! What are you doing? Get up!
Here he comes!
Next up is "Africa's Great Nature Special".
"We Are Monkeys", by Yuji Oda, who is mad at elephants.
Mr. Cameraman...
There's an elephant over there.
Hey! Don't drink cold water!
Here he comes!
Thank you, Mr. Cameraman!
I approve!
No way!
Mr. Hamada was laughing a lot.
It means that he might be interested in you and appear in various programs.
So, I'll give you a low score.
Including this, I can't help it.
I can't help it.
Next up is "The Two Groups Appeared in 2009".
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Women! Women! Women!
Honesty and personality don't matter.
Women! Women!
Women with a good butt and a good head.
Women! Women!
Women with a good butt and a good head.
Hello, desert! I'm thirsty! I haven't drunk water for two days! God, please give me water! I'm thirsty!
I am God. Give me water.
There's an oasis here!
Drink water.
Water is good! Water is good!
It's me.
It's you.
You tricked me again.
I didn't notice it at all.
I had free time.
God's...
Play.
Next, they appeared in 2010.
Laser Lemon RG and Tsubaki Oni Yakko.
What's that?
This is amazing.
What color is that?
They are good at using their bodies.
This is a promotion video of Western music in the 80s.
Dance party version.
This is a promotion video of Western music in the 80s that showed the change of the heart of a maitress.
This is terrible.
Next, they will appear in 2011.
This duo.
We have to use an instrument in the first round.
Matsu always does it in the beginning.
I'm sorry.
If you lose your pace in such an important moment like this...
I can't do it.
I'm sorry. Let's start over.
Even if you say you're sorry...
It's not like you can forgive me or not.
Even if you make a mistake like this, if you invite me back...
It's not like you can forgive me or not.
If you don't invite me back...
I won't let you carry me for the rest of my life.
This is your last chance.
How many times did we appear on the New Year's show?
Not even one.
This is your last chance.
You missed it.
Really.
I can't do it.
When you make a joke...
When you make a joke, you say it...
But when you make a free shot...
You say "can I make a joke?"
You can make a joke.
There was a vocab member.
He didn't talk for 7 hours.
He didn't talk at all in a place like that.
You can't make a joke. You can make a joke.
I won't forgive you.
Next, he appeared in 2012.
Hyoudo Yano.
The legendary manzai writer has returned.
It's Hyoudo Yano.
Please come in.
Hello. I'm Yoshidasu Ishikawa.
Hello. I'm Ichietsu Ibrio. We're like brothers.
But...
Yasushi-kun, you're famous for your downtown style.
That's true, but...
It's good to see you again.
It's good to see you, too.
You're all looking at me with a subtle reaction.
This is good. This is good.
You're so quiet, Yasushi-kun.
Even if you look at me like that, you're stylish.
I can't decide quickly.
Your tie is amazing, Yasushi-kun.
It's true. Look at me.
My tie is amazing, isn't it?
You know that, too.
But...
It's like you're saying anything.
But...
If you do it, you'll look stylish.
It's the same.
Put your ear on my shoulder and put your tie on my shoulder like this.
Yasushi-kun, you can't wear a tie like this.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Don't say that, you bastard!
You should have said it, you bastard!
You!
Thank you very much!
I thought it would be a normal manzai, but it's not.
Just because you two look alike makes me excited, too.
Next, in 2013...
Amako Inter
I know it's sudden, but I chased my dream of going to Tokyo, but I gave up on it and broke up with my girlfriend.
Now I'm back in my hometown of Osaka, and there's a girl who helps out at her family's okonomiyaki restaurant.
- Is that so? - So I thought I'd give it a try today.
- Oh, I see. - So I'll be the okonomiyaki girl and you'll be the broken up girlfriend.
- Got it. - Thank you for your help.
Oh, by the way, welcome!
It's been a while, Occhi! You're still alive, huh?
- What's she doing? - Hey, Aoi, you're back!
- Occhi, you must be lonely not being at home, right? - What's so funny about it?
I knew it, Osaka is the best!
- Occhi, your funny puns will make you disappear, right? - What's so funny about it?
- Do you want some potatoes? - Sure!
- Mom, one potato, please! - What's with her?
- Gara Gara. - Welcome!
- Gonza Burou-san! - What's your name?
- Why are you here? - Look over here!
Hey, look me in the eye and say it! That you don't like me anymore.
I can't say that. I really like you.
I really like you!
What can I say? I'm not a high-class woman, you know?
Hey, say something! Say something!
Um... let's get married!
What's with the attitude? Don't get mad at me!
No, I like you a lot.
Will you be my wife?
Idiot!
I refuse!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- She said it sweetly. - She said it sweetly.
- To be honest, it was very funny. - It was very funny.
- She was laughing so hard. - Thank you! - Thank you!
- Let's continue!
- Next, from 2013, Hollywood Zacoci Show!
- I will do the imitation of Tahara Toshiko, who has been done so much!
- I'm Toshian! Toshian!
- Toshian! Toshian!
- I'm Toshian! Toshian!
- She is laughing so hard!
- Next!
- Today I will do the imitation of 적이님, who has done so much!
- Usually, he imitates like...
- But I will show you the sketch version today.
- alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni!
- alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni, alumni
- I'm Toshian!
Thank you very much
Next, hamburger master who appeared in 2014
What's up? This city hasn't changed either, has it?
You look like you're confused about whether you want bread or rice.
Have you forgotten?!
It's me! It's me!
It's a hamburger!
I'll get it with my voice.
Well, then, let's start with a thick iron plate of 100g.
This is a hamburger, right?
When I was wandering around at home, my mother said to me, "Hey, hamburger! How long are you going to wander around like that?"
Now that we're talking about work, you're a hamburger, aren't you?!
That's right! For a low-class job...
HAMBURGER!
His voice is too loud.
How are you?!
Shut up!
I don't want that!
How was tonight's "Joke-pulling Kikageyama"?!
Give us your feedback in...
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Thank you.
Thank you!
YAMA-ONE Grand Prix Finals!
Next, from 2015, we'll introduce you three teams in a row!
First up, we have...
...the legendary...
...super-legendary...
...top entertainer...
...who loved laughter...
...and was loved by laughter...
...the man who was born...
...to be...
...a laughter-loving...
...graduator of laughter...
...that is...
...me!
Even if I were to die...
...searching for laughter...
...I'll burn my life away...
...and the burning flame...
...will become a star...
...and change everything I see...
...into laughter! Everyone knows me!
Yes, it's me!
It's me!
Who is it?
Mrs. Ichi!
Nitaka!
Sachain!
Ichi!
Bogo!
Zaki!
Yeah!
Thank you very much!
Well, you may think that "coro coro chiki chiki peppers" is a long and complicated name,
but please remember the name and write it down, okay?
I'm saying it, though...
Right? I'm saying it, though...
No, it's not sudden, but I went to eat pasta yesterday, right?
Pasta?
That's bad!
Pasta is always bad!
That's bad! It's always bad!
What is?
I've loved pasta for a long time, right?
Pasta is always bad!
That's bad! It's always bad!
That's bad!
And what kind of pasta did you have at the pasta restaurant?
Well, carbonara or...
That's bad!
Carbonara is always bad!
That's bad!
What's bad?
That's bad!
And what other pasta did you have?
Well, I had "tarako" spaghetti...
That's bad!
"Tarako" spaghetti is always bad!
Kevin!
Good job today!
Who the hell are you?
You don't know who I am!
More importantly,
This place caused a complaint about the pasta restaurant...
and he's their head manager!
Manager!
Did you have any kind of weapon with you today?
Pistol?
Kevin!
Please give me some time to think!
The culprit knows that it's Friday today.
I'm sorry, but it doesn't look good.
However!
The culprit left the safe in such a short period of time!
What's going on?
What's going on?!
Detective!
I'll go ask him!
Excuse me for a moment!
Actually, I'm like this.
Haven't you seen a blond man?
What did you say? Did you see him running over there?
It's him! Wait, criminal!
Don't think you can escape from me!
Wait! Wait!
Let me go!
Thank you very much!
It was 100% Akira!
I couldn't change my facial expression.
I was crying.
It was a big success!
Thank you very much!
How old are you?
I'm 40 years old!
It was a piece of cake!
Yama-one Grand Prix Finals!
Next, from 2016,
Kondo Kuruma!
No matter what topic it is,
I can solve it with "@#$%^&*".
First of all, I'd like to announce a masterpiece I was born with.
I'd like to solve it with "@#$%^&*".
Both of you will be angry if I bite you.
Thank you. Thank you.
From now on, everyone will give us a question and we will show you how we answer it.
Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san, will you give us a question?
Matsumoto-san, will you give us a question?
Downtown...
Downtown-san, you grew up!
What does "grew up" mean?
I've never heard of "grew up" before.
Downtown-san and...
Koto will answer it.
Both of you have the heart to produce instruments.
That's amazing.
Is there a weird broadcast writer?
There isn't, right?
Next up are these two people who appeared in 2017 and 2018.
Akate? Akate?
Satemo Panty? Thomas Who?
Akapanty? Akapanty?
What can you do with this?
Adding that...
To the Tokyo Tower...
Meticulously...
With such special talent...
There isn't much time left, so we'll preform one more song.
Sake Drinking ?!
You can drink! You can drink! You can drink!
Yes, indeed!
It'll fit well for all the youth.
Now, for our trick question, "Sake Drinking ?",
Can you guess what this is?
I know of "sake drinking ?", but is it wrong?
What is this? A young man in Roppongi drinking tequila in a shop? Stop it, you're embarrassing me!
Shak! Shak! I can drink tequila! Shak! Shak! I can drink tequila! Shak! Shak! I can drink tequila! I can drink tequila!
Poooooooh!
Is this how you do it? What is this?
This is how you drink tequila!
I don't know about that, but I say "I can drink tequila" and you say "I'll show you how to dance", don't you?
Oh my god, you are the alien!
Hello! I'm Tsukitei Hosei, chairman of YAMA-ONE GRAND PRIX.
The good things about YAMA-ONE GRAND PRIX are, first of all, M-ONE, R-ONE, and KING OF CONTO, and YAMA-ONE GRAND PRIX.
I think it's great that it's one of the four great show races in Japan.
So, the entertainer who is the most memorable to me in YAMA-ONE GRAND PRIX, which I started in 2007, is Amemiya-kun.
I sang a song called "Hiyashi Chuuka wo Hajimemashita".
First of all, I was surprised by his looks that didn't look like an entertainer's looks, his cool looks, and his singing skills, and his jokes were interesting.
He didn't look like an entertainer.
Even though he didn't look like an entertainer, I had a great impression of him because he entered YAMA-ONE GRAND PRIX, which is a wild YAMA-ONE GRAND PRIX.
So, YAMA-ONE GRAND PRIX, Amemiya-kun, please.
YAMA-ONE GRAND PRIX FINAL ROUND
The last one is Amemiya, who entered YAMA-ONE GRAND PRIX in 2011, chosen by KOSEI.
I'm Amemiya.
When I see various words in the city, I can't help but sing.
For example, this "Hiyashi Chuuka wo Hajimemashita".
I'm sure there was a story like this behind these words.
Like we make it in time for summer, we started from the beginning of spring and repeated it over and over again until we were satisfied with the taste.
Today, December 20th, our ramen shop is finally starting to cool down.
While we were trying new things, my wife went crazy about the host, but we started eating while it was cooling down.
It's been half a year since my wife disappeared with the host, and I'm starting to miss him again this year.
As summer got colder and colder, we started eating less ham because we didn't have enough money.
It's starting to cool down.
I'm addicted to food that has already occurred.
It's starting to cool down.
Is it cooling down? Is it cooling down? Is it cooling down? It's started.
Thank you very much!