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Tonight's "kid's talker" is...
I'm going to brand myself as a generator.
San Shiro Okamiya's 24-hour long interview...
Completed!
A past that has been bullied since childhood.
The kid who bullied you may be watching TV.
Please say something to the camera.
I'm already above you.
Thank you for your hard work.
When he was in high school, he devoted himself to non- profit activities.
Everyone uses the brand.
I got it from a math class with elementary school students.
I changed my clothes at the math class.
When I was in the third grade of elementary school, a boy passed by me.
When I took off my clothes, he laughed at me.
At last, I chased him with a set of trumpets.
I said "kya kya kya" and went home.
Two days later, he went to school with his mother.
I said "what's wrong with you?" and "what's wrong with you?"
Everyone laughed at me because they found out the rumor.
I'm going to be an "m" in "bet away".
What do you think?
I'm scared.
Tonight, Tomiya's true form will be revealed!
It's 8:18 pm.
Tomiya Ikitsuke's restaurant is open for dinner.
What's the name of your restaurant?
It's "Mara".
"Mara".
- "Mara"? - Yes.
- Do you go there often? - Yes.
It's a local dish of Yamagata.
- A local dish of Yamagata? - I go there about three times a week.
- About three times a week? - Yes.
What is it?
- It's a local medicine. - A local medicine?
It can't be cured.
Chocolate, BB, drink it.
- Do you use social media? - No, I don't.
- Why don't you use it? - I'm afraid of criticism and comments.
- Don't you search for yourself in English? - I search for myself in English.
- Sometimes I do it and sometimes I don't. - I see.
- What kind of words did you not like?
- When "sanshiro komia" was on TV, my boyfriend yelled at me.
- So I put a complaint in the station.
- And...
- When I was in high school...
- I don't know if it was a girl or not...
- At school yesterday, they said I looked like "sanshiro komia".
- And they said "it's over".
- And they arrived at a bar in Koenji called "mara".
- "kokukoku" is good.
- "kokukoku" is not good.
They enjoy cooking and continue with the interview.
Thank you for the meal.
A friendly junior came to salute Komiya.
I'm a little excited.
We've been together for a long time.
I'd like to ask the juniors about Komiya.
I like Komiya's personality and taste.
He brings beautiful women to the drinking party.
I like to see juniors say, "Wow, this person is beautiful."
That's why you like him.
I went to Komiya's love hotel.
I asked him for a snack and a drink.
I said, "Komiya-san," and I gave it to him.
When I said, "Komiya-san," he said, "Thank you."
He showed me a little bit of a girl's boobs and said, "Go home."
Komiya is in a good mood even if his juniors applaud him.
What does Komiya mean to you?
He taught me how to be a comedian.
He taught me what to do if a prank came up.
What did you play with?
He told me to talk a lot.
Don't say that.
I was told that it was a prank.
Even at this moment, I have to be a criminal, so I have to be weak.
It's still about 12 hours from now. It's hard.
What do we do if we do that?
I don't like that prank.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
He always says he wants to be famous with everyone.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
13 hours since the interview began.
At the hotel bar, the interview resumes.
You can drink slowly.
I'll drink slowly.
I don't want to do it.
Are you okay?
I'd like to ask you about your love life.
Thank you.
First of all, what kind of woman do you like?
I'm a little Yankee, but at night I like a woman like M.
Do you want to show your "s"?
I'm a "toko yakuza".
toko yakuza
It's my first time hearing it.
It's an "s" on the bed.
toko yakuza
What kind of encounters do you have with women?
I often pick up girls at a bar.
Do you use a dating app?
I don't use dating apps anymore.
Did you date recently?
I dated like "star beach".
But I don't use dating apps anymore.
Did you meet a lot of women?
Yes, I did.
How many women did you meet?
I met a lot of women, but they weren't very cute.
"You look like Yami Suzuki".
So I met a lot of women.
I met a lot of single-minded politicians and people like that.
You're a face-down person, right? I heard you like Madonna-like people.
I was like that when I was young.
Where do you work?
Like this?
I work at a bar or something like that.
Where do you work?
I don't have a job.
You don't have a job?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is your best date plan?
When I'm drinking, I'm being beaten up and I'm like, "What are you doing? Take it."
I'm like, "Take it more on live shows and on TV."
After all, from where I'm walking, that girl becomes Emi and I become a friend on the bed.
You're saying the same thing!
I'm on a date. I'm drinking at a bar or something like that.
Oh, I see.
I'll ask you again, but please tell me your best date plan.
At night, she gives me monkey shoes or something like that.
It's better for me to pull her by the neck like this.
Women are pretty strong-willed, but on the bed, they become Emi.
What do you think?
Come on! Come on!
You're the worst!
What kind of girls do you have?
There are girls with good vibes.
What do you mean by "good vibes"?
There are girls who make me drunk every now and then.
What do you mean by "drunk"?
Well, I mean...
You're a pervert!
Later, Komiya's drinking pace accelerated.
Taito is under a lot of stress.
Is it because he's drunk?
Komiya makes a request.
Can I have a cigarette?
I smoke when I'm drunk.
My junior always gives me one.
Please be careful.
Thank you.
Oh, you smoke when you're drunk.
He gives him the cigarette he prepared in a hurry.
The interview is about the looks of senior entertainers.
Matonez is cool, too.
Ucchan Nanchan and Downtown are not so cool, but they are popular.
You made me understand.
Aren't they cool?
Who?
Tunnels, Downtown, and Ucchan Nanchan.
Tunnels is cool.
He's very cool.
Downtown, Ucchan Nanchan, aren't they cool?
Ucchan Nanchan is cool.
Other than that, they're not cool.
I'm serious.
Ucchan Nanchan and Downtown are not so cool, but they are popular.
Their looks are not cool.
They're not cool.
Other than that, they're not cool.
Aren't they cool because they're drunk?
They have moles on their noses.
I didn't know they had moles.
How about you, Kanda-san?
Aren't they cool?
They're not very tall.
And they're small.
They're red and cool.
That's it?!
Tall = cool, right?
Die already!
Die now!
14 hours have passed since the interview began.
They return to their rooms and resume the interview as soon as they rest.
Excuse me.
Have you changed?
Yes, I have.
I think it's better for women.
That's right.
For their mood and temperament.
Even now, I think men's clothes are softer.
Do you think it's better for women?
Yes.
Let's continue our interview.
How do you want to spend your time as an entertainer?
In an apartment.
Where do you want to finish your last job?
I want to go to the South Pacific.
Who is your senior entertainer?
I think it's Degas.
What does he say to you?
Are you wearing those glasses?
Let me see.
Turn it.
Put it on.
Oh, you're right.
Do you go out with your senior entertainer?
Yes, I do.
How old do you want to continue as an entertainer?
60 years old.
60 years old...
Why do you want to be 60 years old?
Because I can get a pension.
You can't get it if you're 60 years old.
60 years old...
The fatigue began to show on the unstoppable question block.
Then...
Isn't this a break at all?
Do you do it for another nine hours?
I got a lot of questions.
Are you really doing it for real?
I'm doing it for real.
I thought you could do it somehow.
You can do it.
Because the amount of questions is abnormal.
Why do you do it like this?
Why do you do it like that?
What is it?
Are you doing it without a staff?
It's longer than without a staff.
Then I'll continue.
Were you listening?
Hey, listen to me.
Let's talk about it once.
If you don't have a staff...
There are various types of interviews.
But you don't have it.
I'm scared.
Sing with your eyes.
You have blood on you.
Anger! Anger!
Is it about the grave after you die?
Die!
Die now!
Fifteen hours since the interview began.
To relieve fatigue...
Did you do it, too?
They measure refreshment with a test.
Komiya-san, while you're getting a massage...
Let me continue asking you questions.
What is your best memory of forming Sanshiro?
Please tell me in more detail.
We made friends and got along well.
What does your partner, Aida-san, mean to you?
We've just become partners, but we've always been friends.
20 minutes later,
Komiya is completely silent.
Komiya-san, open your eyes.
What's wrong with you?
He's a cartoonist.
I'm scared of massaging you.
What's your rank?
I'm sorry.
16 hours have passed since the interview began.
Wow, 16 hours.
One-third left.
There are 8 hours left until the interview.
How do you feel now?
8 hours?
Please wait.
Please show me your cell phone.
I don't know how much time I have left.
Komiya is making a fuss.
He can't take in the rest of the time.
There are 8 hours left.
Please wait.
- Please have a seat and continue the interview. - No, no, okay, okay!
Just show me your phone for a second!
- For now, please continue with the interview. - I want to figure it out!
- Hey, do you have such authority in that? - Yes!
- Please have a seat. - What is your position?
- Don't ask me things I don't like! - What is your position?
- First of all, please have a seat and continue the interview. - No, but do you have that authority?
- No, I don't have authority. - Then why do you come out?
- You come out because someone told you to, right? - No, I don't have authority.
- So, how much more do you have? - No, I don't have authority.
- Are you asking me to show you my phone?
- Why do you go somewhere?
- Anyway, let's continue.
- If there is a part that is higher than Matsumoto-san's, where is it?
- It's my heart. It's my heart.
- Is it higher than Hamada-san's?
- It's higher than Hamada-san's. - Well, my heart is higher.
- What do you think about Genri-san becoming more and more of a YouTuber?
- Well, as someone who watches TV, it's pretty lonely.
- But it's fine, right? Everyone seems to be having fun.
- Do you have a love song you remember?
- "Hello Again".
- What kind of memories do you have of that song?
- It's a song that a girl who liked karaoke and a girl who liked karaoke sang all the time.
- Well, that girl was cheating on me.
- With a child. - Seriously?
- At home, the girl said, "I don't have a cell phone."
- It's in the house.
- She said, "Can you play my cell phone?"
- I played it and said, "Okay."
- I saw it on my desk.
- My registration was Geo's East Nakamete.
- At that point, I was a little confused.
- "What is this?"
- Then she swindled me.
- I don't like it.
- I don't like it if Geo gets caught.
- Unstoppable interview.
- Komiya continues to answer sincerely.
- It's been two hours.
- The staff is complaining.
- Finally, this man too.
Komiya-san.
He'll do his best for 24 hours.
He'll blow away his sleepiness with a nutritious drink.
And at 9am...
- We have one hour left. - One hour left.
- We have one hour left. - Yes.
Let's do our best for the last hour.
If the lamp demon could grant you three wishes, what would you wish for?
- Well... - Here and now.
- To lower my blood pressure. - I have to think about it a lot.
- To improve my bone condition. - Here and now.
- I have three of them. - I'll fix my hay fever.
When do you think Rock died?
Well...
Hmm...
When Sid Vicious died.
- Do you like Sex Pistols? - Yes, I do.
I like Sex Pistols...
and I love Japanese Rock music.
Like Gaga's Special and Ginnan Boys.
Does Komiya-san also have a Rock side?
Yes, Rock.
In a way, I think comedy is also Rock.
If you could become a professional wrestler, what ring name would you choose?
- This is tough. - Mask "the" Komiya.
Looking back on this 24-hour interview, please summarize it.
Summarize...
Well, I've talked about it a lot, but I don't lie about my feelings.
I may have been tired, but...
Let me say this, and I'll do it one more time.
At that time, I said it with a spear...
That's right, it's like that.
It's like that.
So far, he has answered 2,837 questions.
And finally, the time has come.
This will be the last question.
What is your life like, talking about it for 24 hours?
I don't think it's a waste of time.
But I think it was a rock song.
But I don't know what I'm talking about.
At this point...
24 hours have been achieved.
Thank you very much.
How do you feel now?
I'm happy.
It's hard.
Did I really win and quit?
It's hard.
Well, that's what happened.
We've seen it all.
Is there 8 hours left?
He's sleeping like that.
It was really scary.
For me, I thought it was about 5 hours left.
The interviewer, the man, didn't fit in.
He didn't fit in.
At an early stage.
Maybe he's saying a lot of things to make you like him.
Yama-chan, do you know what you're doing for 20 hours?
I'm serious about it.
I'm serious about it, too.
But I think "shimo" is better.
Tokoyakuza
I've never heard of it.
Is it a word?
No, it's a word.
It's not a word.
If you look it up, you'll see it.
Usually, he's a young man.
On the bed, he's crossing the waterfall from behind and in front of you.
Don't say "pako".
"Pako" is okay.
It's okay, but...
You don't care about it, do you?
I don't care about it.
He's very particular about "chi".
I don't like that part.
He came out of nowhere.
I thought he might have "chi".
When I asked him, he said he didn't have "chi".
Then you're the one who's crazy about it.
I don't like "chi".
What do you think people up there think?
People who don't have "chi" come out of nowhere.
It doesn't matter if you don't have "chi".
You don't have a right to say that.
You think you have "chi", don't you?
You're pretty aggressive.
You think you have "chi", don't you?
If you have "chi", you shouldn't say it.
I know.
If you don't have "chi", you can't say it.
Then what do you think people with "chi" are doing?
People without "chi" come out of nowhere.
"Chi", "chi", you're noisy!
You're noisy!
People without "chi" come out of nowhere.
That's weird.