AISubs v3.4
First, let's see if Hamada will realize it in "Gaki no tsukai araen"
Thank you for having me.
Um, Hamada-san, you have a lot of children recently, right?
That's right.
Japanese citizens.
Yes, yes.
They've reached as far as Taiwan.
They may have gone further.
Asia, all of Asia.
Yes.
So, today, we're going to play the game that we've played many times in the past, "Tanaka Shikiri's World Game".
Yes, yes.
Actually, this is not the real theme of the game.
Yes.
In order for us to make Hamada realize it, we're not going to play "bocchetto", are we?
Yes, yes.
We're going to play a little trick, aren't we?
Yes, yes.
We're going to do it.
Hamada will realize it someday.
I see.
If he doesn't realize it, it'll be really hard for me.
You'll have to do it all the time.
If he doesn't realize it...
This trick.
I'm going to fire him.
Fire?
Hamada-san?
Hamada.
Are you firing me?
I'm going to join the Japanese company "London Boots".
Is it an ancient contract?
An ancient contract.
You're going to be the same position as me.
That's right, that's right.
Because he can't do YouTube alone.
He's getting more and more old-fashioned.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for making you feel bad.
But, but it's okay.
Everyone has their own ending, right?
I've already prepared it for you, Tanaka-san.
I've prepared it.
Yes, I have.
Let's start with the ending.
Let's start with "off", shall we?
Yes, yes.
Well, the ending...
He didn't say a word during the recording.
This is...
This is already...
He didn't notice it in the first place.
That's right, that's right.
Everyone was talking about it.
That's right, that's right.
Because it's a table tennis game.
He didn't say a word during the recording.
Yes, and it's weird that one out of five people didn't say a word.
It's weird, it's weird.
It's weird.
If it was a family, they would have definitely noticed it.
That's right.
No, it's really like that.
Yoshimoto, you're a family, aren't you?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry for making you feel bad.
I'm sorry for making you feel bad.
It's weird, isn't it?
With this, "My Free" is over.
Prank stand-by.
Nice.
I'd like a normal one, please.
Okay.
Expecting the same as always, waiting for Hamada who doesn't know anything to enter the studio.
And then, there!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Oh, no.
Don't say "see you again" or anything like that.
What's that?
The first one to set up is Endo.
Will Hamada notice it safely?
There is something like this.
- I don't think there is. - I don't think there is.
- I don't think Hamada will find it. - I don't think Hamada will find it.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Four! - Four!
- Two! - Two!
- In the sixth episode of "Useless Kid", - "Useless Kid"
- play all the world's game tables! - play all the world's game tables!
- It's the sixth episode. - It's the sixth episode.
- Who wants to play it? - Who wants to play it?
- I love it. - I know, right?
- I love it. - It's like a half-battle from the middle.
- You're a pervert! - I love it.
- Stop it!
- Half-battle... - Stop it!
- You should play it alone! - You should play it alone!
First of all, as usual, they check the game they prepared.
- Really? - Yes.
- How long ago did you start? - About an hour ago.
- You're persistent. - I'm persistent.
- Always. - Always.
- You have many kinds of lectures. - You have many kinds of lectures.
- From simple ones to a little bit difficult ones. - Like "Let's do it like this this time."
- Yes.
- You're always like that. - Yes.
- Some people haven't done it before. - Right.
- Some people haven't done it before. - Yes.
- Some people haven't played it. - Yes.
- There are also card games and games where you use your body a little.
- What do you have? - Yes, yes, yes.
In the meantime, I'd like to start my first game, "Isn't this game good?" with this game in Germany.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- So, shall we start here? - Yes.
- Let's do it. Please have a seat at the table.
- Well, well, well... - Well, well, well...
It's true that everyone can enjoy it.
- That's right. - Yes.
- Isn't it the best? - Yes.
We can do this "at home" for weeks.
- Yes, that's right. - Yes, that's right.
- I think we need it. - Yes.
First of all, "Sweets Witch"
- I'd like to start with a German game. - Yes, please.
- There are four kinds of sweets drawn. - I see.
In this way...
I'll make a roof.
- As a standby, it's really difficult. - Oh, is this a standby first?
- Yes. - Oh...
If you don't mind, everyone, please be careful.
Slowly turn around and gradually move to the center.
- I'll make a roof. - You'll make a roof?
- Yes, first of all... - Does it have anything to do with the game?
- I don't think it has anything to do with the game. - It doesn't?
- Well, in this state... - This is also a game, isn't it?
No, it's not.
But if you don't see this state,
this thrill will attack you later.
- It's like a concert. - Yes, it's like a concert.
- Oh, it's true. - Yes, with everyone.
- I see, I see. - Yes.
- But can I bury it in the middle? - Yes, you can bury it in the middle.
That's a little amazing.
- It's a mysterious idea. - Yes, it is.
- I'll draw cards in order. - Yes.
- If you get "chocolate", you'll get the card you got. - Yes, yes.
- In the second round, when it's your turn... - Yes.
- If you get "chocolate" again... - Yes.
- If you get the same card, you have to return it. - Yes.
- Return... - Yes.
- So, both of them? - Just one.
- Yes.
- So, in the end, the one who gets the most cards... - Yes.
- Gets various kinds of sweets. - Yes.
- I see. - Yes.
- And if you break this roof, you lose. - Yes, you're right.
- At that point... - Yes, you're right.
- Yes, you're right.
- Of course. - Of course.
- That's why we're all broken like this. - Yes, yes.
- At that point, who has the most cards? - Talk!
- What's going on?
- What? What? What?
Wonderful!
- There's a bit of a hidden theme today. - Yes.
The hidden theme is when you realize it and how much you care about the members.
You didn't say a word from the opening to the end.
I didn't realize it at first.
- I didn't realize it either. - Oh, really?
- But after I came here... - Yes?
I didn't realize it at all.
- Thank goodness! Thank goodness! - I didn't realize it either!
- That's right. - I can't say anything.
- When did he say that? - I see.
- Thank goodness! Thank goodness! - Oh, really?
- Please reset it. - Yes, yes.
- I want to do it properly. - I want to do it properly!
- Is this a fun game? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
They return to the game and prepare for the game.
- Wait a minute! - I don't know the rules.
- I don't know the rules.
- Thank goodness! - Thank goodness!
At this moment, Hamada didn't know...
- Are you taking this swing? - Yes.
- You're not. - You're not.
A new trick is waiting for you!
But it's funny. It's really funny.
Tanaka, tell us one more time.
One more time. One more time.
To be honest, I don't know much about it.
Endo, you don't know much about it, do you?
To be honest, I don't know much about it.
But if you don't know much about it, it's about time for Endo to talk about it.
I see. I see.
That's right. That's right.
I was a little nervous at first.
Let's be nervous.
Let's go in this order.
Let's go like this.
Yes, that's right.
I'll go first.
Yes, I'll go.
Can I take it from below?
Yes, you can take it from anywhere.
For now...
Can I take it from above?
You can't take it from below.
Yes, it's candy.
That's right. If you take it from below, you lose.
That's right.
It's like this.
Yes, that's right.
Oh, it's a cupcake.
Yes, it's a cupcake.
Oh, it's pretty big.
It's chocolate.
Chocolate.
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
Huh? There are four kinds.
That's right.
Huh? But there are times when you bite it, right?
Yes, that's right.
For now...
If you bite it, you lose.
No, no, you just said four kinds.
Isn't it a miracle?
No, it's not a miracle.
Well, there are also games where you just take what you put in your pocket.
Oh, I see.
What are you saying?
Shut up!
No, it's not like that.
This is all comedy.
Are you having fun?
Excuse me!
First round.
Second round.
Without knowing what's coming next, the game progresses.
And the 30th year has come.
Even if you say the target age, you can still do it, right?
That's right.
5 years old to 99 years old.
99 years old.
You can do 100 years old, right?
That's right.
I want you to do 100 years old.
Do 100 years old.
You can do it.
It's exactly the same.
That's right. I'm afraid it will collapse.
It won't collapse.
It's piled up quite a bit.
It's getting a little difficult around here.
That's right.
It's only the 30th year.
30 years old.
What should I do?
It's only the 30th year.
That's right.
I can't remember.
What should I do?
That's right.
You can just take it off.
Are you okay?
It's a little...
I understand.
It's a little...
You can just take it off.
You can just do it.
Is that so?
Which one?
This one.
You can do it with this one.
That's scary.
It's a corner.
It's kind of big.
What is it?
Hurry up and do it!
What is it?
You don't realize it at all! It's a little late!
It's not late!
Why, why, why?
I stood up once and thought, "Huh?"
You thought about it several times, didn't you?
I thought, "Huh?"
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Stop it!
Let's do it properly!
It's not funny at all!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Then do it properly!
I'll do it properly, I'll do it properly!
I'll really do it properly!
It's way too big!
That's why you should've noticed it earlier!
But I don't know!
But you noticed it anyway, right?
That's enough of this!
No, no, no!
Today's second retaking!
How many centimeters was it?
That's enough of this!
If it's 10 centimeters, then it's 183 centimeters!
Let's play a game!
This is a really fun game!
Right?!
However!
Hamadai's gimmick isn't over yet!
Oh, I'm sorry!
This is pretty good stuff!
The staff is too careful in their retreat.
Hamada is also cautious about something.
But it's true.
It's true if you say so.
Let's continue this game again.
Little by little, carefully.
How durable is it?
It's good!
It's scary if you do it at the end.
It's back.
I have a stick, so you can't pull it.
A stick?
Is it candy?
It's fate.
It's definitely different.
Maybe it's better not to talk.
Endo.
Tanaka and
Endo. Tanaka and pulling cards.
Next is Hosei.
It's safe, right?
Yes.
Will you pull it?
It's back.
Yes.
One card.
Will you pull it?
- Okay. - Yes, yes.
Since I pulled it, Matsumoto-san pulled it back.
- This is safe, right? - Yes, yes.
- The tempo is getting faster. - Yes.
- Yes, it's safe. - Yes.
Is it in the middle?
- Okay. - It's safe.
- Yes. - Yes, it's safe. Okay.
- It's getting there little by little. - I don't remember it.
- It's getting there. - Yes, it's safe.
- Wow, it's getting there. - This is bad.
- Yes. - You'll win the cupcake.
Wow, you're pretty bold.
- This is safe. - Yes.
- Cupcake is okay.
- What should I do? - It's getting there.
What should I do? It's getting there.
Yes.
- Ah, this is bad. - Ah, yes, yes.
- But this is a good match so far. - Yes, it's back.
- It's about the same. - Yes.
- I want to get it. - It's about the same.
- But I can't get chocolate at all. - Yes, you can't get chocolate.
It's chocolate, right?
- I want to get it too, but... - I think it was the first one.
Since it's a stick, it doesn't make much sense to get it.
- Right, this... - That's right.
- It's disbanded. - Yes, yes, yes.
- No, but it's pretty... - Huh?
But it looks like it's going to break.
If you go too far...
- There's only one game left. - Wow!
- It's disbanded. - Yes.
- It's disbanded. - It's disbanded.
Disbanded!
- Geez! - Thank you!
- That's enough! - It's disbanded.
- What's up with you?! - It's disbanded.
- I'm telling you to play! - It's disbanded.
- I didn't think it would go this way! - It was a little late.
- It's disbanded. - It's disbanded.
Look at Yama-chan's chest!
When will Hamada notice?!
Until now, Hamada has noticed the gimmick of Endo, Matsumoto and Kosei.
No, I'm sorry!
- Let's play a little more! - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- Let's play a little more! - Let's play a little more!
This is their third time playing this game.
As expected of Hamada.
This is it.
It's suspicious that they're cleaning up.
- It's a Japanese game. - It's suspicious that they're cleaning up.
- Is it? - While they're cleaning up,
it's like they're cleaning up their eyes.
- No, it's not like that. - If it's not like that, it's weird.
It's not like Yama-chan will suddenly show up like that.
Here, they change the game they're playing.
- Oh, we're stopping that? - Yeah.
This is good. This is good, right?
It's a little different from before.
Thank you very much.
This is good, right?
Bounce off...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Meet again in a new game!
It's an American game called "Bounce Off."
It's a two-on-two battle, a team match!
We drew two cards and got this picture.
There are three of the same color balls lined up.
Both teams throw this and put it in here.
It is more valuable to get this figure quickly, but you have to make it one bound when you throw it.
What kind of throwing is that?
I see.
Yes, you aim like this.
KOSEI and MATSUMOTO's team and KAMADA and ENDO's team will play against each other.
Where is the ball to be aimed at?
It's difficult.
It doesn't matter where the ball is aimed at, does it?
I'll go first.
Why me?
I don't mind it.
That's right.
When you say it, I don't mind it.
No, no, no.
I'll go first.
I'm a pioneer candidate.
I'll go first.
You noticed it, didn't you?
I'm quite nervous.
Let's start the game.
It's difficult.
Your team will play against each other.
I'm sorry.
I see.
It's good.
It's difficult.
It's bad.
We have to stop it.
The game is heated up.
Really?
But, nothing happened.
So, we aim for that.
So, the yellow team won.
Well done.
This is interesting. I like it.
Do you want to do it again?
Let's change teams.
Yes, let's do it.
Do you want to do it, too?
Yes.
Let's change teams.
Yes, I got it.
Let's do guppa.
Guppa?
No, no, no.
We will decide it.
You don't want to fight me, do you?
We will decide it.
I see.
So, they changed teams.
Where will they place the ball?
Here it is.
It's difficult.
It's been a while.
It's difficult.
Certainly.
It's difficult.
Please decide it.
Okay.
Which one do you want?
I don't care.
Okay.
Guppa...
No, no.
This one is too much.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
The second game started like this.
Good!
The battle is the final phase of both teams' reach.
You can do it.
Both of you can reach it.
You can do it.
It's difficult.
But it's wonderful.
Concentrate.
It's very cool.
There is a distance.
I'll do it.
Did you do it?
No, you didn't.
I didn't do it.
You didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I'm sorry.
Concentrate.
Oh!
See, you did it.
It's a big board.
I'll do it.
You can do it.
You know where to hit, right?
The downtown team will win if they can hit this board.
It was around here.
Well, well.
It's amazing.
Right?
Yes.
That's it.
Okay.
That's it.
Okay.
Isn't it too early?
I don't like it.
It's tiring.
It's tiring all the time.
The answer is "nothing".
Oh, I see.
No one did it.
I see.
I got three hits.
So, it's "nothing".
Oh, I see.
That's it.
I see.
I'm sorry.