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Ladies and gentlemen...
It's like...
I haven't woken up yet.
Do you start with "no good"?
What? What? What?
What? What?
Suddenly...
Fighting pose?
What? What? What?
Before we leave...
My license will expire.
I've been doing Fujiwara's "no good" all the time.
I've been doing "no good" all the time.
Look at his face.
In Kenmon...
Kenmon is there, right? Inshu Kenmon.
I was driving a car at that time.
Did you fart?
No, it's my own car.
It's not bad.
It's my own car.
Do you think you did too much?
Sometimes I do.
Do you think you did too much?
Sometimes I do.
What did you eat yesterday?
I met Kenmon at that time.
I opened the window as soon as possible.
But my smell is still there.
I didn't make it in time.
Because you can't forgive yourself.
Kenmon has a purpose.
He asked me where I drove to.
Excuse me, driver, can you say 'ha'?
It stinks!
If you don't say goodbye to someone in the car and say "Kenmon" for the first time,
It's better than keeping the word "Kenmon"
It's like you said, but please don't say it out loud, Hamada-san!
No, no, no!
Wait a minute, wait a minute! I hate it!
I've been saying it all along! All along!
If you didn't like it, we wouldn't be hurting like this!
Right?!
No, I didn't say it! I hate this guy!
I've been saying it all along! All along!
I hate you, Gaon-chan-san!
This guy is bad! I thought you were bad!
No, you're...
You're not bad!
You're a bad actor!
If you said it like that, I'd think you were pretending!
No, no, no.
Then, I'm sorry.
Um...
Right, then...
Neck!
Neck! Neck! Neck!
Neck!
I mistook "pretending" for "neck".
Neck!
I'm sorry, but will Inomoto come out too?
Magia! Magia!
Magia!
No, Inomoto's already out.
No, right?!
Boss, thank you!
No, no, no!
Um...
License confiscation.
Right?!
I've been saying it all along! All along!
That's why I'm like "Whoa!"
This license confiscation timing is difficult!
I'm sorry!
It's okay.
This guy is bad.
I'm not awake yet.
My head is blank.
You're not awake, but you can say such things.
No, no.
I'm not awake, so I'm angry.
It's a serious matter.
I'll say it later.
I turned on the TV suddenly.
It usually starts with complaints.
It starts with complaints.
And then I turn on the TV.
It's cold now.
It is nine degrees below zero.
But the warmth of my body is about six degrees.
It's not too hot.
I say that I'm not awake.
That's right.
I say that I'm not awake.
From that point of view, I thought I shouldn't complain.
I don't like old men complaining on TV like this.
I want to change the channel.
I want to watch that soy sauce.
I'm like that.
I'm refreshing.
But I'm going to say it anyway.
As I said before, I complain the most when I'm shooting with kids.
I'm not complaining.
Listen to me. I'm not complaining.
I'm not complaining.
I'm not pathetic.
I'm grieving.
Grieving is often taken as a complaint.
I see.
It's a lament, isn't it?
You always say you're lamenting.
I'm 50 years old, so I'm lamenting.
I don't know if it's going to happen.
But I'm still lamenting.
I'm sorry, but I'll go to the movie theater for the first time.
I'm sorry, but I'll go there for the first time.
Can you go there for the last time?
I can go there for the last time.
I can't go there for the first time for a two-hour movie.
Can you go there for the first time?
I can go there for the first time for a two-hour movie.
I can't go there for the first time for a two-hour movie.
I see.
I went to see "Star Wars" a while ago.
It's a long movie, isn't it?
This is "Forge" for sure!
No, I'm serious.
No, it's not like that.
I'm shy.
No, you're not shy.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I was in Japan.
It was New Year's Eve.
I spent it in Japan.
I took the Shinkansen and moved to Japan for a while.
I see.
It's been about half a year since I started riding a green car.
Well, it's been a year or two since I started riding one.
You're a moss green, aren't you?
Are you okay?
Have you ever seen a moss green?
It's the most moss green.
I wish I had seen it.
When you move to a new job, you usually sit by the window, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You don't sit here often, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't sit here on weekdays, do you?
No, I don't.
But it's New Year's Eve.
I sit here.
How long has it been?
I was a young girl.
I'm not used to riding a green car.
I see.
It's crowded and crowded, so I feel like I'm riding a moss green car.
I'm happy to ride a Shinkansen, but I don't know why.
You just knock down the table in front of you.
You eat and drink, don't you?
No, I just knock it down and put a bottle of tea there.
Do you need it?
A table...
No, no, no...
The cap is closed...
What are you going to do?
Do you need it?
A front basket...
It's open to the side...
Well, the green shirt is a little big...
No, it's around here...
Isn't it good to leave it around here?
Don't knock it down and put it like that...
Do you want to use it?
Yes...
But it's a bottle cap...
Yes...
Even if you put it sideways, it won't spill...
Yes...
You know the green part where you put your feet...
Yes...
I've put it down to the second stage of that pattern...
Do you know it? To the second stage...
The second stage...
Do you need it?
I've put a very, very big bag under it...
Well, it's around here, isn't it?
Yes...
It's a pattern...
Yes...
And I've put it down...
Yes...
And I've put a bottle there...
Yes...
And in the middle of it, there's something like a bag...
Yes...
I've put a convenience store bag here...
Yes...
It's full of garbage...
It's a mess...
It's a barricade...
I've put in some music here...
I've put in some earphones...
I've put in some mask...
And I've put in some smartphone...
It's like an anime...
Yes...
It's like...
So...
Excuse me... Excuse me...
You can't hear it anymore, can you?
Yes...
And you can't even see it...
Yes...
It's like hell, isn't it?
It's like hell...
I want to keep going in that air...
I see...
It's like a pattern...
Yes...
It's like a pattern...
It's like...
What?
It's close!
What is it?
It's like...
I put my tea here...
I try to raise the table...
But there's a garbage bag...
So it doesn't go up...
So I pick up the garbage bag...
And I kick the table...
And I raise only my legs...
And I pick up the garbage bag...
And I kick the table...
You finally did it!
I finally did it!
And I finished my pee...
And I came back...
And I came back to it again!
Did you think I wouldn't come back?!
You left the car behind you!
You're talking nonsense!
You left the car behind you!
You jumped off the bullet train while you were driving!
You're coming back, aren't you?!
You're talking nonsense!
But, you know...
I was angry at the bullet train...
You're talking nonsense!
Let's not say it!
I was silent...
I did it like three times...
You did it like three times...
Benzer 7 Shinkansen Benzer!
It's crazy hot sometimes!
I can't poop anymore!
I'm sorry, I've never pooped on a Shinkansen, but I don't know.
I've never pooped on a Shinkansen.
What's with you?
You look like you're cool.
No, I'm not cool!
I've only never pooped on a Shinkansen!
Why, why, why? I poop a lot on a Shinkansen.
I don't know if you poop a lot or not, but I've never really done it.
I don't know if it's hot or not.
It's really hot sometimes.
Benzer is.
But you can't adjust it like at a cafe or somewhere like that.
You can't even say "off" so it's really hot.
It's really hot!
I can't stand it anymore!
But you did it!
But it's really hot!
But you did it!
I was wondering if I should say it or not, but on Twitter, it said "Isn't the bullet train too hot?"
I was wondering if I should say it or not, but it's really hot!
It's not just you who thinks it's hot!
So, after that...
Continue, continue...
Then I got on a different Shinkansen and thought it would be hot again, so I sat down and it was really hot.
I don't know, I really don't know.
Coincidence!
It's like a car show.
Car show?
Is it a car show?
That day, coincidentally...
I don't know who decided it, but...
Isn't there a line or something?
There isn't, there isn't, there isn't.
More than that, you've never pooped on a Shinkansen, right?
I was really angry.
What did you think?
Elementary school students!
They definitely do it!
Before getting on it, it's really hot!
Shinkansen is a place where you want to poop a little...
There isn't, there isn't, there isn't.
Why do you want to poop on a Shinkansen?
If you're going to do it in a weird station area, I think you should get on a Shinkansen and calm down and poop.
No, it's better in a station area.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Nozomin said nothing.
No, it's true, it's true.
Is it hot for girls on girls' Benz?
Shinkansen.
Ah, everyone doesn't get on that kind of Shinkansen, right?
No, I didn't do it.
No, it's not like that.
There's no movement!
- But you're an airplane fan, right? - Yes, I am.
Hamada-san seems to like airplanes.
- Hamada's manager told me so. - No, it's not like that.
- It's too early for you, isn't it? - No, it's not like that.
It's too early for you. You can't fly for two hours in Osaka.
- I see. - But you can't fly for two hours in Tojo, Tezuki and Nanja.
But you can't fly for two hours in Tojo, Tezuki and Nanja.
I can't do it every time.
It's too early for you.
- Do you like airplanes? - No, I don't like airplanes.
- Why? Don't you like airplanes? - I like them for thinking.
- You're lying. - No, I'm not. But it's scary!
It's a lie if you say it's not scary.
Sometimes, pilots ask you if you're okay.
Are you okay?
How do you feel today?
If you're cool, pilots say you're safe.
Sometimes, pilots ask you if you're okay.
- "Are you okay?" - It happens.
I was surprised once.
Today, we'll fly in bad weather.
Please fasten your seat belt.
- "Please fasten your seat belt." - I know that.
Are you okay?
Can I say something I can't say?
What?!
I can say it, but it's not that big of a deal.
You know Klamot, right?
Klamot, the broadcaster and writer.
He had a beard for a long time.
Yeah, he shaved it off.
He had a beard for a long time.
He was doing "Tospo's Voice".
Yeah, he was already old.
He was away from the show, so he didn't learn much.
Recently, he came out on "New Year's Eve".
He had a beard for a long time.
He shaved it off.
He looked like an old man.
Do you know what I mean?
You're weird.
Do you know what I mean?
Can I say something I can't say?
I can say it.
At first I didn't know what it was.
I thought it was weird.
But now I know why I thought it was weird.
Klamot, it's been a while.
It's been a while.
You're close, you're close.
You're close, Klamot. No, no, no.
Do you know?
Do you know?!
Really?
Do you know?!
Recently, he shaved it off.
The woman.
Really?
No, I don't know!
Well, I don't know!
These days, people shave their heads cleanly, don't they?
There's a lot of rumors about wind.
Well, that's one of them, you know.
There's a lot of rumors about wind.
If you shave your head cleanly, your mouth...
No, stop it!
Hey, you!
Well, you know, I'm getting really embarrassed.
But, yes, yes, yes!
No, not like this!
Hey, you shouldn't do that!
Where do you think you're going?!
You can do it, right?
No, I can't!
What did you say?
You know, the smell-cleaner...
It's placed there to remove the smell of the toilet.
By smelling the smell-cleaner...
It reminds you of the toilet, doesn't it?
Well, I think so, you know.
So?
So, Kuramosu-san...
Even though he only had a beard...
Recently, young people...
By shaving too much of their lower hair...
Kuramosu-san, who shaved his beard...
Doesn't get close to the toilet.
Hey, you!
Stop it!
You know what I mean?
It doesn't get close, does it?
No, I can use it, I can use it.
I think I can use it.
Use it, really use it.
I'm okay with it.
Who are you?
I'm okay with it.
Who are you?
There are people who want to consult with you two.
Please!
Hello, Kuramosu-san, Kuramosu-san, Kuramosu-san!
Nice to meet you!
Recently, Matsumoto-san...
Doesn't get close to the toilet.
Oh, you're telling me!
You're telling me.
Why?
But you guys are amazing!
Thank you.
I'm very happy.
Seriously.
Thank you very much for voting for Matsumoto-san in the M-1 Grand Prix.
You're the only one.
I thought about it just now, Milk Boy.
Please don't.
I thought about it seriously.
You know, I was up there at the time.
Were you nervous, Matsumoto-san?
We're listening to you now, clinging to that one vote.
But this person is amazing.
Who is it?
He hasn't seen the M-1 yet.
Isn't he amazing?
I mean, he'll definitely see it!
He'll definitely see it.
But you didn't say you haven't seen it at all, did you?
But I've been looking forward to it for a few days now.
I'll definitely record it.
I think it's only natural for you to watch it live and then watch it again later.
I don't know about that, but it doesn't matter.
It makes me nervous.
I wonder what will happen.
Not "hey, hey", not "bero bero"
Not "bero bero", it's disgusting.
You haven't watched it yet, right?
No, I haven't.
I wanted to ask you today.
What do you think of it?
I want you to read your comment.
It was funny.
It's so crude.
It's so crude to judge such a competition.
You know which is the winner, right?
I know.
You know which is the top three, right?
Top three.
Top three?
You know which is the final, right?
Yes.
Do you know it?
Of course I know it.
You don't know it, do you?
I'm shocked.
No, you don't know it.
It's enough for you to be there.
Do you know how far we went in "King of Cond" show?
I was already vowing!
Yes, yes.
Right?
Yes.
That's good, right?
No, no, no!
I remembered!
Wait a minute!
Konno-san!
Shut up! Shut up, you!
I'm shocked!
Wait a minute!
I'm shocked!
I know you're 3rd or 4th, but you're the winner!
That's right! That's right! I'm right!
I know you're right, but I'm like...
He kept asking questions.
I didn't think of it at all!
I know!
It was amazing!
And if you won...
I think it was the first time for "King of Cond" and "M-ONE"...
Oh, I see!
No one had won it before.
I see!
It was so close.
That's right.
You know, Dian said this before, but is there anything you want to talk about?
Well, we've come this far, so I don't think there's anything to talk about.
There's nothing to talk about?!
I don't think it's a bad thing.
If we start talking about things one by one, we'll probably end up losing something.
No, we're not really talking about things.
We're not talking about work today.
Matsumoto-san keeps telling me that he doesn't like me.
Oh, he's been telling you.
He's been telling me.
So I'm like, "Why?"
That's true!
You've been doing something!
I haven't done anything!
What's the reason?
Think of something!
You've been doing something, haven't you?
There's nothing for me to do for you, Matsumoto- san!
Maybe you got a little irritated by what I said...
There must be something somewhere, right?
Well...
It's not just one, right?
Oh, then it's four...
Well...
There are several, right?
I'm more scared than I thought.
Several?
I want to hear about it!
Next week!
The second half of the talk with Kamaitachi!
It's weird for a duo...
...to say "f*ck".
The reason why people hate Hamaie is...
He was really low-kicking!
How low?
Furthermore!
Three! Two! One!
Huh? He didn't fly?
You're going to die, you bastard!
Yamauchi's dissatisfaction with Hamaie has exploded!
If I had lost, I probably would have done it.
Matsumoto-san, do something about it!
If it were me, I wouldn't have flown.
I've been watching you for a long time.
I hate you!