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"You Can't Laugh"!
This year's theme is...
"Youth High School"!
At a school filled with laughter,
the candidates waiting for you are...
Wow!
The series' biggest and strongest
super luxurious line-up!
Tonight, "You Can't Laugh"
Youth High School
will be shown to you before you know it!
Why?
You Can't Laugh
"Youth High School" at 24 o'clock!
We'll show it to you before you know it!
Special!
Prior to the show's broadcast,
we had a press conference!
You Can't Laugh
"Youth High School" at 24 o'clock!
will be shown to you before you know it!
We heard that you had a lot of shooting this year,
so we'd like you to tell us how you felt about it!
Hamada-san, please!
Was it really that kind of school?
It's fascinating!
Is it a prefecture?
It's a prefecture-level school!
"You Can't Laugh" school...
But I heard about it!
Is it really that kind of school?
No, it's not!
How was it?
Hamada-san, can you tell us how you felt about it?
It's the same as before,
but it was a tough school!
It was tough, wasn't it?
How about you, Matsumoto-san?
This year, we can finally all go out in white!
Why do we have to sing?
I think we've become a worthy opponent in the end.
It's been like this for about four years.
Every year.
Every year it's been like this, but this year, we've seen a lot of people going out in white.
To be honest, there weren't as many celebrities going out in white as last year.
That's possible.
That's true, last year there weren't as many.
Maybe it's because of what happened last year, that Yoshimoto has reduced the number of celebrities going out in white.
A lot of things happened.
Maybe it's because of what happened last year, that Yoshimoto has reduced the number of celebrities going out in white.
Were you scared?
Can you explain in detail?
Yoshimoto again?
No, you don't have to explain.
Let's move on. Endon-san, please tell us your impressions.
This year is a little different from last year.
At some point, I thought it would be like this, but it turned out to be different.
For those of you who have seen it so far, I think there are many parts that have changed.
How about you, Tanaka-san?
It's been like this for a long time.
I think it's a show where there's a lot of surprise that this person does something like this.
This show was the most surprising show I've seen in more than a decade.
I said it.
If you can't do it, don't wear it.
Well, I said something relatively ordinary.
Well, it's okay.
It's annoying.
I really didn't think I'd be beaten if I laughed.
Why?
I was surprised.
You've said it about 14 times.
You've said it about 14 times on the show.
I didn't hear it, so I was a little flustered.
Emotionally.
Speaking of laughing,
beyond genre,
super luxurious guests appear as laughing eyes.
Last year's "Treasure Hunter",
that popular actress showed a groundbreaking performance.
It's been a while since I've seen you.
It was a busy time yesterday, but it's not stable.
Oh, but you're late.
Hey, hurry up!
The bus is leaving soon!
Sorry, sorry.
But are you still nervous?
Of course I am!
Because today is the interview for "Amagasaki Kagekidan", which we dream of.
That's right.
We can't miss it, can we?
Shall we practice for the interview?
"Amagasaki Kagekidan" is different from other interviews.
We don't have a training degree.
You'll be asked questions in advance.
In order, you'll have your exam number, your name, where you're from,
your hobbies, your favorite food, your favorite words, and your favorite movie.
It's all decided, so you just have to answer.
Shall we start?
Thank you.
Next person, please!
Yes!
I was surprised.
Number 25!
Shugisaki! Hana!
Tokyo!
Music appreciation!
Castella!
"One Step Away" by Senri!
Wizard of Oz!
Matsumoto! Hanabira! Endo! Tanaka! Out!
You don't remember?
Ouch!
Anyway, the most important thing is that you have free time to act.
What do you do with it?
Are you okay with it?
I've been thinking about it.
For example, when I get home and there's a dead body, I express it.
That's a great situation.
There's a writer in front of me.
Let's say it's a dead body.
Are you okay with it?
Okay, I'll try it.
Everyone is out!
Ouch!
This is a little weak.
I see.
That's amazing.
The switch just came in handy.
Ouch!
If you have anything you want us to pay attention to, please let us know.
We have amazing guests every year.
Wasn't it amazing this time?
I said it.
What?
I just said what I said all the time.
No, it's not like that.
What?
No, it's not like that.
But many amazing people came and did funny things.
When I laughed, I thought I would be beaten up.
You've been like that for a long time.
"Youth High School 24 Hours" that you must not laugh at all.
Can That Person Come Out?
30 minutes at night on New Year's Eve.
Can That Person Come Out?
The strongest laughters in the entertainment industry will appear.
Can That Person Come Out?
30 minutes at night on New Year's Eve.
If you have any questions for the reporters...
I'm Teraoka, a TV guide. Thank you for having me.
I have a question for you all.
What did you learn at "Youth High School" this time?
Please let me know.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Kokoriko, Yamagi, and me...
We graduated from a proper high school.
I have a question for you, Hamada.
I feel sorry for you, Hamada.
If you had said "tommo", you would have been able to enter school.
You were a good student.
You'll get in trouble.
But you don't have it now, do you?
I do!
I was a good student, you know.
It's a little different.
Yes, it's a little different.
Did you say 522?
No, no, no!
I don't have a number.
I don't have a result number.
Any other questions?
It's been 14 years.
Is there anything you'd like to improve for next year,
including the staff?
Now I can laugh and fight back.
But a few years ago, I was stabbed in the back with a sickle.
That's an improvement!
I was stabbed in the back with a real sickle.
I really want to do it, but people don't laugh much.
It's a mess.
It's a mess now.
So in that sense, little by little...
I feel like I was born with a sense of morality.
Next...
I'm Haruka Dan of JIP. Nice to meet you.
Oh, Mr. Tanaka...
That's not good!
I'll answer.
I have a question for you all.
You've been on this show for many years.
Is there anything you still don't understand?
Mr. Hamada, do you have anything?
I'm sorry.
Is there anything you still don't understand?
Yes, there is. Thank you.
She's really angry.
Thank you.
We're a team.
I have one.
Mr. Hamada's face...
I don't want it.
It's a good thing, isn't it?
Wait a minute.
I don't look like it, but I'm sure there are a few people who look like me.
Every time...
That's not it.
Did you buy it?
What are you talking about?
It's always like that.
It's always the same design.
Even the mesh on the back is exactly the same.
You bought it, didn't you?
No, it's not like that. I know it's getting closer and closer.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that at all.
I was borrowing it from behind.
We didn't know.
I think only you know.
What do you think?
From now on, from last year's "TREASURE HUNTERS 24",
Deliver the two spring stories that gorgeous guests played an active role!
Gorgeous...
No.
I didn't know at all.
President, we brought in five new people.
Now, let's do it!
You're kidding me!
All of you are out!
I would like each of you to give me an order and lead me to laugh one by one, and I would like you to aim for the height of happiness on New Year's Eve.
In the past, Yamazaki Hosei, a man who showed a strong obsession with laughter and talking, suddenly joined Tsukutei Ichimon, and now he is called Tsukutei Hosei,
and I would like you to bet on Tsukutei Ichimon and bet on the will of Japan's happiness society, and I would like you to play a game with one of your special talents.
It's simple. You bet on Furutachi Ichiro and repeat.
You bet on Furutachi Ichiro and guess what.
Now, let's do it.
Three, two, one, start!
I bet on Furutachi Ichiro and guess who is a major player.
Scary, scary, scary, he's biting!
Out!
Scary, scary, scary!
Isn't this too much?
You...
His face is red, his face is red.
I don't know why.
Ouch!
And we will have you decide on your own!
He is truly a celebrity with a lot of money.
And to add to it, he is Hamada Mata, known as "the roadside hyena".
According to one theory, this man used to go out with his friends and say "Yonekura Ryoko",
or "Yarareba Toshiro" and "Maekawa Kiyoshi" and is now using impersonations to win a grand prize.
He has entered Israel as "Mosado".
And now, we will have you challenge that one impersonation you chose.
Let's go!
3, 2, 1...
Start!
Dondake!
What do you think of this?
Yes, this was indeed interesting.
However, I didn't like it at all.
In such delicate atmosphere in this small room,
I want to show you one more time!
I will show you the real one!
Come out!
You're kidding, right?
Alright, let's go!
Here we go!
Let's do it one by one, shall we?
Alright!
What's that?
Everyone is out!
What are you doing?
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Alright, let's go to the next one!
Here we go!
What?!
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
That's the symbol, right?
Go!
That's not it!
Everyone, out!
Next up is this story!
The police are investigating right now.
Should we line up and wait for them?
Damn it...
The best treasure in this exhibition room...
A golden necklace has been stolen!
How are we supposed to get past these security guards?
Security guards!
What's up?
There were three of us who thought we were the criminal's band of thieves...
But we heard that we weren't a band of thieves, but comedians...
Comedians?!
Bring them here!
Yes, sir!
Get in!
Are you okay?
Hamada, Tanaka, Endo, Kosei...
Out!
Ryusei...
You two look alike!
We do, don't we?
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
You two look alike!
Are you guys a band of thieves or comedians?!
That's not it!
We're the Dachou Club!
What are you talking about?
We're the Dachou Club!
Let's go!
Hey, jump!
What are you doing?!
Jump!
Everyone, out!
What is this?
What are you three doing?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...
I don't think so. I don't think it's a compromise club.
Damn it...
We can't continue like this. What should we do?!
This is no fun!
Oh, you're in Takashima!
What's going on?
Takashima, you're in trouble.
Even though you're in Takashima, you're saying it's a compromise club!
If it's a real compromise club...
It should be more lively and lively.
And you...
Why are you the only one getting older?
You're the only one getting older, but you say that!
Who are you talking to?!
What are you doing?!
No way...
What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
Hamada, Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
What are you doing?
That's right. What are you doing as a parent and child?
Ouch!
If you say it like that...
I'll do it hot. Hey, bring it here!
Yes, sir!
Oh, I see...
Hey, you...
It's all me! You're the leader! You do it, too!
Why do I have to be the leader?!
Do it, you!
Is it you?
Is it you?!
Matsumoto, Tanada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Why?!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You guys aren't Dacho Club or anything like that!
Come out!
What?!
We're Dacho Club!
I don't think so.
Okay!
Let's go back to our investigation.
At the scene...
Why is there a party?
There was...
Something like a whip...
On the ground.
The SMA hobbyist...
Came out of nowhere!
Hey, you.
Yeah?
Like this video.
Like...
Hit me with this.
No, no, no!
Hit me with this.
No, no, no!
Today, I...
I want to feel pain.
Hit me.
No, no, no!
What is it?
Hit me harder!
Harder!
I don't feel pain.
Hit me harder!
No, no, no!
Hit me harder!
I'm serious!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hit me until I faint!
Hit me harder!
Everyone...
Out!
Hit me harder!
This is weird.
No one is laughing.
I don't know!
Hey, what are you doing on a big Sunday night?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Seriously, what are you doing?
Come here.
What kind of situation will make you look like that?
It's completely different.
Everyone, out!
That's right.
Ouch!
This year's Youth High School Demo,
from super-big actresses,
to popular actors and actresses,
and even that one and only person!
Super-excited surprise guests keep appearing!
Everything happens on New Year's Eve!
If you have any other questions...
I'm Matsushita, from Otonano Digital Television.
I'd like to ask Hosei-san...
I think you always talk about your room...
My room? I mean my head.
Your hair.
Yes.
Did you do anything to reduce your stress this year?
Otonano Digital-san, was it?
Otonano Digital Television.
To be honest, it's not as thin as you can play with it.
It's straight.
Suddenly, you put your chin like this...
That's enough!
No, it's weird!
But it increased a little, didn't it?
Let me see.
No, it didn't increase.
Take off your hair!
This is the basic way of playing with it.
Yes, please remember it.
This is the basic way of playing with it.
Is there any countermeasure against it?
No, I don't think there is any countermeasure against it.
To be honest with you all, I think there is a countermeasure against stress.
When you get punched in the face,
there are so many reasons for it.
Do you remember the reason why I got punched in the face last year?
I don't remember.
What was the reason?
It's because I was cursed by hippopotamuses.
That's right.
Hippopotamuses cursed you.
I got cursed because I was cursed by hippopotamuses.
I don't know the reason!
But...
Is that so?
I was very satisfied with it, but...
You won't be satisfied with it, will you?!
This year's "Don't Laugh" is...
The strongest and strongest laughter witnesses in anime history will appear!
Will the rumored "that person" appear?!
New Year's Eve, 6 PM to 8 PM!
In downtown Gaki-no-Tsuka-i-ya-ra,
"Don't Laugh" is being streamed live on video streaming service Hulu!
"Youth High School 24 Hours" is coming up!
On New Year's Eve, let's laugh and grow old together!
"Don't Laugh" "Youth High School 24 Hours" is...
On New Year's Eve, 6 PM to 8 PM!
"Gaki-no-Tsuka-i-ya-ra" DVD and Blu-ray, volume 25!
"Don't Laugh" "Treasure Hunter 24 Hours" is now on sale!