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Tonight at Kuchipaku's shop, Kuchipaku's Hit Studio!
From gorgeous guests, all the way to mysterious guests!
Tonight as well, enjoy all kinds of great Kuchipaku songs!
Tonight at Kuchipaku's Hit Studio!
Good evening everyone!
Good evening!
In response to all of our fans' love calls, we once again have returned to Kuchipaku's Hit Studio!
That's right!
Today, a new threat will appear in Kuchipaku society, and we are very much looking forward to it!
And this time as well, the winner will receive wonderful rewards!
We hope you'll have a passionate battle!
Without further ado, we'd like the first Kuchipaku singer to appear!
A top idol with many hit songs will sing for us!
Kondo Masahiko will sing "Ginjira Gin" for us!
(GINJIRA GIN)
You casually, casually live on
You goldfish, casually, casually live on
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Mr. Matsui, can you introduce yourself first?
Matsui!
What a great voice!
I haven't heard it in a long time, so it was accumulating.
Was it this loud?
This powerful?
Yes, it was.
Oh yeah?
It's different from what you see on TV.
It's like a comic.
Mr. Kuroyanagi said the same thing.
Mr. Kuroyanagi!
- Is that so? - I'm surprised.
- Well, you joined Johnny's. - That's right.
- I'm just asking. - Yes.
- How did you join Johnny's? - Love is big.
- It's been a while. - I see.
- I'm a little happy. - I see.
- You sing quite well. - Mr. Kuroyanagi!
- Is that what you saw? - No, I thought you might have seen it.
- I thought you might be Mr. Kuroyanagi for a moment. - I see.
- Mr. Kuroyanagi said the same thing. - I'm sorry.
- Mr. Kuroyanagi is Mr. Kuroyanagi. - Yes.
- Mr. Machi, how did you join Johnny's? - What?
- How? - How did you join Johnny's?
- How?
- Are you a scout? - I'm a normal person.
- Normal? - I'm a double-decker.
- You went in through a door like this. - I went in through a double-decker.
- You went in through a door like this. - I'm a normal person.
- I'm not asking you how you got in through the entrance of the office. - I'm asking you how you got in through the entrance of the office.
- How did you get in through the entrance of the office? - Mr. Kuroyanagi!
- This is the first time you've been called in such a large volume, right? - You were surprised too, weren't you?
- How about you, Tanuki and Torio? - That's right!
- It's been a while! - It's been a while!
- I was wondering if we'd meet up today. - Maybe we will.
- The staff didn't tell me. I was like, "Isn't someone coming?"
- Are you being greeted right now? - What do you mean, "meet up"?
- Like Toshi-chan? - We meet up.
- Have you eaten yet? - Yes, we ate breakfast together until this morning.
- Breakfast?! - Breakfast!
- You eat a lot in the morning, Toshi-chan. - Really?
- The two of you? - Yes, the two of us.
- You went to breakfast. - Yes.
- And you hardly slept today. - That's right!
- You're so energetic! - That's right!
- And then you got that message. - That's right!
- I was like, "Isn't someone coming?" because I was so happy today. - Yes, that kind of atmosphere was coming out today.
- I see, I see. - You got used to it.
- I see, you got used to it. - It's so entangled!
- I've always thought that it's so entangled! - It's entangled a lot!
- I didn't know about it! - It's entangled a lot!
- I love talking! - Yes, yes!
- I'm fine with it, but it's so entangled! - Yes, yes!
- I didn't know that you were dancing so urgently! - That's right!
- It's so entangled! - It's entangled!
- It's entangled!
- It's okay if you use it, but... - We'll use it!
- Of course we'll use it! - Of course we will!
- We have to get back the viewership rating of last week! - We'll do something about it!
- Thank you very much, Edmack! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- Please come this way. - Thank you!
- You look full of energy. - You look full of energy.
- You look great. - You look great.
- Let's move on to the next mouth-opening singer! - Yes!
- That legendary rock band is back again tonight!
- With "Complex", "Be My Baby"!
- "Be My Baby"!
Be My Baby
I think it's the other way around.
I'm happy.
What do you think?
"Be My Baby"!
Thank you very much!
It's been about 20 years since we last played together.
It's been a while.
It's been a while, but...
Mr. Kotei!
I...
I think you're taller than me!
What did you say?
I think you're taller than me!
Mr. Kotei is taller than me!
No?
I'm usually like this!
Mr. Kotei is about 190cm tall!
No, no, no!
You're a man!
I'm actually like this!
Oh, you're the opposite!
I'm actually like this!
You're the opposite!
I'm actually like this!
It looks like you had a fight at the end!
Did you kick me?!
Did you kick me in front of the camera?!
I kicked you twice!
I hope you did!
I'm really nervous!
Do what you have to do!
What do you usually call each other?
Did you play the guitar properly?
Did you play the guitar properly?!
Huh?!
No, I did play it!
Are you mad?!
I'm really mad!
I played it with you!
I'm really mad!
Don't leave so soon!
I won't!
Let's not do this!
Why?!
Let's have fun!
Hikawa-san is surprisingly quick-tempered!
He's older than me, so he's looking up.
If I'm serious, I'll do it.
You'll do it?
I feel like I'll do it.
Let's not do it.
But it might be okay to do it.
Let's not do it.
You're going to do it?
What is it?
Let's not do it.
What is it?
You're going to do it?
You're very nervous!
What are you saying?
What is it?
You're going to do it, aren't you?
Wait a minute!
You're too far away!
I know!
Kote-san, you're too scary!
Let's move on to the next mouth-blowing singer!
A woman from the Japanese rock world shouts in a husky voice, "katsuragi yuki" and "bohemian"!
"katsuragi yuki" star!
This guy...
Say no!
Does he know this song?
I don't know.
You're too far away!
Wait a minute!
You're too far away!
Wait a minute!
You're too far away!
Wait a minute!
No, I'm not going anywhere.
Blue love song, right?
Yes.
Your love still won't come out.
Katsura-san!
You're big!
You're huge!
You look smaller on TV.
Can you really talk like that?
How tall are you?
I'm 187 cm.
What's wrong with you?
I have a voice like this.
Oh, really?
I see you care about your voice.
When you talk...
Well, I like singing and singing.
I have that image.
By the way, this costume...
After all, you shouldn't wear it.
Did you quit being a woman?
No, I didn't quit being a woman.
You're Katsura-san, right?
You're a woman, right?
Yes, I'm a woman.
By the way, how did you come up with this costume?
When you think of a bohemian,
you think of skin.
And white is my skin color and this head is me.
My image is...
You're lost.
I'm not lost.
You're not lost?
I can't watch it.
It's too good.
Let's move on to the next mouth-to-mouth singer.
That dance unit that brought back a miracle
went viral in the mouth-to-mouth world.
U.S.A. with "Da Pump"!
Let's move on to the next mouth-to-mouth singer.
That dance unit that brought back a miracle
went viral in the mouth-to-mouth world.
U.S.A. with "Da Pump"!
Da Pump
This is "Da Pump", isn't it?
You look like him a lot.
Dance!
U.S.A.
Old Movie
Da Pump
Hey! Watch your mouth!
U.S.A.
Impersonating "Reason" and "Heya"
Relationship for decades
It doesn't seem to change much
But we are earthlings
We are travellers on the same ship
Come on, baby, America!
We have a lot of dreams
Come on, baby, America!
We cross roads, times are rare
Come on, baby, America!
We have a lot of dreams
Come on, baby, America!
We cross roads, times are rare
Mr. Issa, please come in.
No, no.
Mr. Issa, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Issa.
Good evening.
Mr. Issa.
I'm sorry to say this, but you have high quality.
No, no, it's real.
That's right.
It's real.
Mr. Issa, what does "da pump" mean in the first place?
"Da pump" means "if only".
"If only".
Yes.
It's not "if only".
"If only".
That's what you say.
"If only".
I really don't know, but that's not what you wanted to say.
"If only".
Which one is it?
"If only".
I have been in Okinawa for a long time, so I don't know.
In Okinawa, it's like that.
In Okinawa, it's "if only".
Which one?
Well, in Tokyo, we say "if only".
"If only".
- If you have friends... - He's looking at me!
- If you have friends... - If you have friends...
- "dabanku" means... - Just say "daitai".
- Is he serious? - Just say "daitai".
- He's saying you can use it however you like. - Yes, that's what it means.
- That's what it means. - "dabanku" means...
- I see. - Yes.
- Isa, you're fluent in English. - Yes.
- If you could say something in English... - Yes.
- It's the USA. - Yes.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Good night. - Good night.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- "Nice to meet you", "good night"... - "Nice to meet you", "good night"...
- It's just started. - It's just started.
- Good night. - Good night.
Let's move on to the next singer.
Mio of "It's Time", a hit drama from the Showa period, will sing for us.
Asada Mioko with "Red Balloon".
That's it!
You can't talk, can you?
Yes, I can't talk.
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
Look at her expression.
She doesn't look like she's singing at all.
That's right!
Huh? Is it starting?
Let's move on to the next mouth-to-mouth singer.
Showa hit drama "Jikan Desuyo"'s Mio is going to sing for us.
Asada Mioko with "Red Balloon".
That's it!
You can't talk, can you?
Yes, I can't talk.
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
Look at her expression.
She doesn't look like she's singing at all.
That's right!
Huh? Is it starting?
Look at her expression.
She doesn't look like she's singing at all.
It's too late for you to notice.
She doesn't look like she's singing at all.
I don't think she knows.
She doesn't look like she's singing at all.
She did it!
She finally caught up.
It's a little late.
Huh?
She doesn't look like she's singing at all.
She didn't say anything!
That's good.
Huh?
It's too late.
She didn't look like she was singing at all.
Thank you very much. Please come over here.
Please come over here.
Can we interview you?
Do you want me to hold it for you?
Of course. It's okay.
She didn't look like she was singing at all.
Thank you very much.
She won the New Artist of the Year Award for the best record with "Red Balloon"
You're talking like you're older than me.
I'm older than you.
I can hear you.
You're older than me.
No, we're the same age.
I'm asking you like you're everyone else.
No, you're older than me.
Please ask me again.
Really?
You won the New Artist of the Year Award for the best record with "Red Balloon"
Who was the first person you reported when you won the award?
My husband.
She said it.
Your husband?
I didn't know.
Weren't you married?
I wasn't married at the time.
Weren't you married?
Yes.
Are you kidding me?
We broke up.
Yes.
And we broke up.
And you broke up?
No.
After that.
After that?
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
I'm confused.
What's funny about it?
You laughed a little, didn't you?
What?
Lastly, could you show your fans your lovely smile?
You're lovely.
Thank you, Miyoko Asada.
You're lovely.
Please take a seat.
You're lovely.
Please sit down.
You're lovely.
You're so slow.
You're lovely.
You're a liar.
You're lovely.
As expected of Asada.
Let's move on to the next singer.
The singer of Enka has finally entered the world of Kuchipaku.
He's going to perform at Kitajima Saburo.
The size of it is...
Yeah, it's like this.
He seems like he's having fun singing.
The way he sings...
How is it?
Is the audience okay?
Can you really sing like that?
I got it!
Thank you very much.
She seemed like she was having fun singing.
It's been a while since I sang, so I enjoyed it.
Is that how you talk?
Ah, yes, yes.
Do you usually talk like that?
It's been a while since I talked like that.
You don't talk like that usually?
Yes, I do. I break my throat.
Ah, she's a musician.
Ah, I see. Since you couldn't sing on the computer...
She's a professional.
Yes, yes, yes.
But I heard that you were a very famous bad girl in your high school years in your hometown of Hokkaido.
Yes.
Do you have any memories of that time?
It's okay if you say it now, but...
Well, we had a fight and I got stabbed with a fork.
Well, I can't say it now, but...
Well, that's fine.
You were stabbed, weren't you?
With a fork?
Yes, with a fork.
Where were you stabbed?
My spine.
What?
My right.
Right? Right spine?
Right spine.
You were stabbed, weren't you?
That was Kitajima Saburo. Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Let's move on to the next singer who speaks with her mouth.
The goddess of beauty who is loved by men and women all over the world will sing that famous song!
She is 17 years old in Moritaka Chisato!
Oh, I see.
Huh?
Don't make me do it.
I'm already tired of this.
Next week!
A mouth bomb hit studio!
Complete edition!
Oh, it's hot.
I'm pregnant.
What?
Can I say it now?
She said it! She said it!
Guest speaker and singer will continue to participate!
Who is it?!
Wait for me!
It's been a while!
Who will win the prize?
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Even without a child...
He's very dignified.
He's like a doll.
Even without a child...
Be my girl!
I wanna be your girl!
I can't get involved with your level.
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