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I'm the one who knows him the best!
You look good in this!
Fifth Round!
"Da" is annoying.
"Da" is annoying in the first round.
"Da" in fifth round.
At first, he was soft and...
"Da" in first round.
It's been a while.
It's been a year and a half
It's been that long?
Last time he was gone
He won't be gone
Maybe he fell into a river
No, he won't
We have a guest
The members will buy what they like and present it to each other
Let's welcome him
Please come in
Nice to meet you
What are you wearing today?
Is it a school uniform?
Which one is your costume?
This is my costume
You chose it for the atmosphere
Yes, but
Don't you usually wear this kind of costume?
No, I don't usually wear this kind of costume
But I like it
I like it
I like it too
But you don't like it
I chose a completely different one
So you want to find a new Daigo?
That's right
That's what I want
Why do you push me with such eye power?
Before the show starts, five people will look for tops and one point that suits Daigo and go shopping!
You can't go to Shibuya if you're over 40 years old.
I know I'm exaggerating now, but...
Daigo-san's image is completely different.
No, it's not like that.
My usual clothes and the clothes I wear on TV are mostly black.
Black and white. Gray.
If I dared to wear clothes that young people would know about me,
I think my wife would want me to wear clothes like that, too.
There's also a way of aiming a little higher.
I have no idea.
I want to win first place.
And I want to wear clothes that I don't usually wear.
I want to look like I've been attacked.
Wow, this is really interesting.
What is this?
This.
You can wear it like this.
Wow.
Oh, like a mask.
Wow, amazing.
This store is really interesting.
You can wear it like this.
This is interesting, too.
Like this.
This is really good.
These are sunglasses, right?
Yes, sunglasses.
Oh, but you can see me.
You can see me well.
By the way, this time...
It's from BUCCA.
It's a store produced by KINOSHITA of TKO.
There are a lot of weird photos, but...
It's called BUCCA, so it's a little big for BUCCA BUCCA.
I want to dare to wear clothes that young people would know about me.
With this set...
I wore this set yesterday.
Wish Rock, Rock Wish.
Rock Wish means "bondage".
Rock equals bondage.
This rubber...
Look.
The sound is completely different.
Look.
It's okay even if it's blue.
It's really cool. How is it? Is it breathable?
It's not breathable.
Can you do surfing?
There are people who can do it.
Even with this...
When you wear it, you can't let anyone else wear it.
It tightens up your body.
It tightens up my body.
The line...
The line comes out really nicely.
(Laughing)
In winter...
There's a lot of things.
During this season...
It's quite...
Since we're doing Shimura Zoo...
I thought this would be good.
But I don't have a handkerchief.
But this...
I don't have anything at all.
(Beep)
(Laugh)
But it's good.
And...
(Slurp)
Is it good?
(Laugh)
The 1st place products are brought back by Daigo.
You can buy them at home.
First of all, we have the tops that look good on Daigo.
But you know what?
Surprisingly, we didn't put tops in this season.
That's right.
And I was worried about that.
I see.
But I did it anyway.
Since you said it so far, let's start with Matsumoto.
Oh, is it okay?
Shall we?
First of all, I'm confident.
Let's start with the tops chosen by Matsumoto.
This is...
(Laugh)
Seriously.
This is...
This is serious.
Seriously.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'll say it first, but the price is old.
I dare say that it is old.
But I don't have the image of old.
You don't, do you?
I dared to blame you for that.
Certainly, I don't have any old clothes now.
Oh, good.
You don't have any old clothes.
I think this is good.
Yes.
Image.
Ah!
Please give it out.
What?
It's good.
What is it?
Is it gold?
Wow!
It's short.
What are you saying?
It's good.
Is it good?
This is...
Isn't it good?
What?
Are you a worker?
I'm not a worker.
This is good.
No, no, no.
What is this?
Is there a button here?
This is old.
I'm sorry.
So, I don't have a button.
Can you put it on me?
Yes, of course.
Maybe it's too short.
It's too short.
I'm sorry about this.
Can you put it on me?
Isn't it too short?
It's too short.
Yes.
This is new and size is...
Wow!
This is terrible!
OK! OK!
This is terrible!
It's so good!
This is terrible!
Oh! It's so good!
Is it OK?
It's so good!
Look!
It's so good.
Oh! OK!
It's quick!
No!
Can you put this in your pants pocket?
It's okay to stop it.
Stop it here and you'll look like a prince.
No, no, no.
It's really cool.
It's not cool.
It's short.
That's how you make it.
It's cool.
Can I check it?
What?
Let me check the lock.
That's enough.
Next, Hosei will present you the top 4 items that go well with Daigo.
What's that? A rice cracker?
It's not a rice cracker.
It has more meaning than before.
What is this article?
I hate this kind of article.
Rubber!
The texture is...
You like it, don't you?
It stretches because it's rubber.
What's wrong with you guys?
What's in your pocket? Do you put clams in it?
Why do you put clams in it?
It's not for use.
Can I ask you something you don't like?
How much is it?
It's 25,000 yen.
What?!
Are you serious?!
Of course it's good.
Can you do a Daigo check?
Here we go!
You don't have it, do you?
This...
Wow! A baseball shirt!
I don't have it.
You don't have it, do you?!
I don't have it.
You're in trouble.
No, I'm not!
You should wear something like this!
Oh, as a suggestion!
That's right!
It's a casual, simple Daigo.
I've never seen anything like it.
You can stop it or leave it open.
You can do whatever you want with it.
It doesn't suit you at all.
The image is quite different, isn't it?
It doesn't suit you at all!
It doesn't suit this show at all!
No, no, no!
I can't say it clearly now,
but it's already on your face!
It's not on my face at all!
No, it's not!
It's a new Daigo!
Next up is Endo!
It's a top with a distinctive color and shape!
As I said earlier,
you have a lot of tight eyes, don't you?
Yes, I have a lot of tight eyes.
I think you should stop having tight eyes.
I don't have this color at all.
Thank you!
Wow!
It hurts my eyes!
It's popular now!
It's popular now, isn't it?
It's big! It's big!
By the way,
this "bukka" is produced by Kinoshita-kun of Letty ko.
This "bukka" is produced by Kinoshita-kun of Letty ko.
The meaning of "bukka" is
to cut your hair in a "buka-buka" way.
On the contrary,
it's about erasing your body line.
It's annoying to wear gold.
But you can cut your hair in a "buka-buka" way,
and your hair won't fall apart.
You look terrible!
What's wrong with you?
You really look terrible!
You look terrible!
You really look terrible!
It's like an adventure!
You really look terrible!
Can you check it for me?
Here we go!
That's enough!
The last "tops" chosen by Tanaka
are quite advanced!
I'd like you to go up one more stage.
Can you finish it?
Really!
I mean it.
One more?
Yes! I'd like you to go up one more stage.
Can you finish it?
Really, I'm serious!
I'm serious!
I'm not normally like this!
I'm serious!
This is really beautiful.
I'm really serious.
What are you doing?
This is really cool.
What is it?
I'm serious! I'm really serious!
The fifth is, of course, lockers.
Speaking of lockers, it's riders.
There's a hole in it.
Yes, there's a hole in it.
There's a hole in it.
What are you doing?
Did you use it last night?
Did you sell it?
There are three of them.
There are three of them, right?
There are three of them.
I found it in Harajuku.
This is good, right?
It's called a locker.
What's in it?
Look!
It's amazing!
Look!
There's only one in the world.
I've never seen such a light rider.
I know, right?
There's only one in the world.
Can I check it one more time?
That's enough.
Now, which tops will be the fifth favorite?
Result announcement!
Wow, this is really...
I wonder what it is.
How many are there?
I wonder what it is.
It's a little...
Which one is the best?
Please.
I hope it's...
Yes!
Please increase it.
This is it!
Are you kidding me?!
It's the newest rock style.
I'm a little panicked.
Which one is the second place?
The second place is...
This is it!
Thank you!
It's totally different!
Daigo-kun, you don't know!
I really don't know!
You only chose the most difficult one!
Of course, Daigo!
What's the reason?
Well, I don't have it.
Also, baseball and rock are a new combination.
No, you can't.
Baseball and rock are a new combination.
Let's move on to the third place!
The third place is...
Think about it properly!
Think about it!
Yes!
I won!
It's like I'm in the first place!
You're in the third place!
Are you kidding me?!
I thought we were going to get excited!
I'm serious!
W-w-w-where did you get that idea?!
I didn't even think about it!
I'm serious!
That's what I think!
There was a time when I really liked this kind of thing and listened to it!
There was!
Who will be the most impossible top swerve decision?!
Okay, here we go!
Let's do it again!
Please!
That's true!
I thought so, too!
Why?
To be honest, we're too far apart.
And...
I don't know if he watches TV for 24 hours a year.
No one thinks like that!
End! 5,389 yen.
He paid for it himself!
Next is...
The fifth one-point item!
Let's start with Hamada!
You don't think he wears shorts, do you?
No, not at all!
You don't, do you?
I don't have shorts.
You don't have shorts?
I don't have shorts.
It's one-point item.
One-point item has many ways of thinking.
I have no idea.
I have no idea at all.
I don't have short hair, so I think it will be popular.
There are many spring and summer high-brand fashion like this this season.
What's wrong, Daigo?
What's wrong?
Don't overdo it.
Will you change your clothes?
Really?
Yes.
Will you change your clothes?
Can I open it?
Daigo, you're too much.
I don't think so.
You don't have short hair, do you?
I don't have short hair, but...
We're ready. Daigo, go ahead.
No, no, no.
It's funny.
It's funny and bad.
Cut, cut.
It's funny and bad.
If you don't have this and this...
It's funny.
Cut, cut.
You can do it.
This is bad.
Daigo, do you want to try it?
Can I try it?
I'll try it.
Try it.
You can't do it.
You can't do it at all.
It's funny and bad.
TOP SWITCH, ONE POINT ITEM TANAKA CHOSE
We love each other very much.
The result is good.
It's a coin.
It's small.
ONE POINT, I really thought about it.
I thought about it a lot.
What is it?
Purifier.
Ah, purifier!
Purifier.
It's ugly.
This one is also like this.
It's ugly.
How is it, purifier?
How is it?
Look.
It's shining a lot.
Does it say "sexy"?
"Sexy"?
Does it say "sexy"?
It's ugly!
Why is it ugly?!
It's ugly!
Why is it ugly?!
"Sexy"?
It's insanely cool! It says "sexy" on it!
How is it?
Don't you have this size?
I don't have this size.
You don't, do you?
I don't have it.
The Department of Defense has protected me!
Endo's one-point is a little strange animal!
I'm also doing a horse racing show.
I'm also an emcee for a horse racing show.
What's that?
This is a glove.
It's a horse's scruffy glove.
Isn't it the green one with a hook?
That's it!
It's a horse's scruffy glove.
When I wear boots, I also wear a boot scruffy glove.
There are four of them!
This is also a boot scruffy glove.
I like horses very much.
Right?
But...
Look!
It's amazing!
It's really amazing!
It's not done!
I can't see my fingers!
It's done inside, isn't it?
I can't see my fingers!
It's done inside, isn't it?
It's amazing!
It's done inside, isn't it?
You guys are cheating!
I'll cut you off!
Next, Matsumoto will present the fifth one-point item!
This is...
I'm serious!
It's like this, isn't it?
It's a lock, isn't it?
What is it?
It's a lock, isn't it?
I'm serious!
It's like this, isn't it?
You guys are crazy!
No, we're not crazy.
It's not like that.
You can do it!
It's really cool!
I'm serious!
You can do it!
That's amazing!
The last one point for you!
The last one is Kosei's "present"!
I like the "rock" in your book.
When you said "center", I also went to the center of it.
You shouldn't forget about "rock"!
What's this?
That's amazing!
What's this?
Where did you get it from?
What's this?
It's a bag!
It's so small!
What's this?
It's weird!
It's amazing!
Can you hold it like this?
You can't put it on your shoulder.
You can put it on your shoulder.
If you look at it from a distance, it looks like a tengu!
A tengu!
It's not a tengu!
How much is it?
It's 25,000 yen.
It's expensive!
Everything is expensive!
I'll try it.
Here I go.
I don't know what you're doing!
It feels like a festival!
If you say it's a tengu, it's a fake one.
If you say it's a tengu, it's fake.
Which one is Daigo's favorite one-point item?
Here are the results!
Which one is number one?
Number one is...
I'm serious.
That's it!
I didn't like it at all!
I'm serious!
Matsumoto-san's sincere feelings were conveyed.
The wind is like a rock.
I want a rock wind.
Let's move on to number two!
Number two is...
Thank you!
Of course!
You said you didn't like it at all!
In terms of a new Daigo,
you are the most thankful.
You are the most thankful.
What about number three?!
Number three is...
If you are honest, you will like a new Daigo.
You are lying!
SIOPARA 2019!
SIOPARA's special bus tour "Never Laugh" will be held again this year!
The strongest comedians are waiting for you!
Will SIOPARA be back with Endo's distorted gloves or Hosei's poisonous bag?
We will not lose to anyone!
Who will be back with us?
It's impossible.
It's impossible, but if I may say...
It's him!
It's Endo!
It looks different.
How about this?
This is not locked.
I see.
If you put water in it and put it in the refrigerator, it becomes like that.
It's nothing.