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In the first episode of "Using a keyboard"
Chiki chiki
He made a mistake and now he's back
He's getting more and more popular
Apologize meeting
It's a tough project
I'm doing it
Who is popular in this project?
I don't want you to look down on me like that
He's getting more and more popular
I'm trying to increase the effect or reduce the damage even a little
I'm trying to learn these techniques
If you do it for fun
It will be true in a few weeks
That's scary
It's scary
Mr. Hamada is like that
Many bombs are at home now
Apology simulation. Here are the rules.
First, apologize without knowing what you did.
Then, press conference will start.
Answer questions from reporters directly.
Aim for higher sensitivity.
Let's start with Mr. Tanaka.
Mr. Tanaka.
Top Batter is Mr. Tanaka.
What is his apology about?
Apology simulation.
We know what it is about.
But...
It looks like he is going to die.
If we say "you are caught", Mr. Tanaka will come up.
Everyone.
First of all, Mr. Tanaka.
Apology simulation will start.
Is it like this?
It's more than I thought.
This is real.
It's cute.
It's soft.
I'm sorry for the trouble I caused you this time.
It's okay.
It depends on how smart you are.
I'm nervous.
Please.
The time of crime was past two in the middle of the night.
What were you doing where you were just before the crime?
You don't know yet, do you?
Yes.
Well...
As usual, I finished work and went home.
I was taking it easy.
I wanted to move my body a little, so I went outside.
It's a crime scene, but I heard it's a balcony on the second floor of the apartment.
How did you go up to the balcony on the second floor?
Yes, well...
Well...
Like this...
Well...
There's something like a pipe.
Let's end it by watching "Tanaka".
Turn it around twice.
It's not over yet.
I put my feet on it and went up to the second floor.
You stole several women's underwear that were hung on the balcony.
Did you have that many underwear?
Well...
To put it simply...
Well...
To put it simply...
Of course...
As a result...
What was that?
I couldn't stand it.
You're red! You're red!
This is the worst!
The worst comment!
By the way, is it your first time or have you done it several times?
It's my first time. It's really my first time.
In the past...
I've never done it like that.
What did you think of using that underwear for?
It's here. It's important here.
Is it really...
It's important here.
...important for you?
Of course I'll take a picture of it!
Is it going up this time?!
It's going all the way down!
By the way, Mr. Itadaka...
It's said that thousands of women's underwear were found from your house.
Did you steal them all?
It's my first time, isn't it?
That's right.
Did you steal them all?
No, I bought some of them.
You bought them?!
Yes, but...
But that's innocent!
Finally, could you say something to everyone?
This time...
I acted out of guilt.
I'm really sorry about that.
The sins I've committed...
From now on, at work...
I'd like to...
That's impossible!
I'm really sorry about that.
Your underwear...
Can you do that in the morning?
Thank you for your hard work!
No, well...
You're impossible!
You can't do something like that!
I'm really sorry about that.
What?!
You didn't apologize to the person who stole them...
There are victims, after all.
But they've already stolen thousands of tickets.
Who cares about that?!
That's why the person who stole them didn't apologize!
That's true, but...
The next challenge is Hamada.
His apology will be...
Eating and running away.
Wow, this is so real.
Wow, this is...
Wait a minute, this is...
This is so real!
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
I'm really sorry about that.
He has a good face, after all.
- He has a good gaze. - That's right.
It's hard not to look at his face.
- Hamada-san... - Yes?
This time, it was in the middle of the day.
What time was it?
I don't remember exactly, but...
This kind of thing isn't good, is it?
It was around 2 p.m.
Why did he eat and run away in the family restaurant in Kawasaki?
- Kawasaki... - We already know that.
- Kawasaki... - If you laugh, you're in big trouble.
- He was laughing just now! - He was laughing just now!
- He laughed?! - He was laughing just now!
- His mouth was open wide. - Yes.
I'm sorry.
- Don't laugh! - Don't laugh!
- He's crying! - He's crying!
- That's right! - That's right!
- He's crying! - He's thinking about it!
- That's right! - He's thinking about it!
- You can't laugh about this. - Then...
- You can't laugh about this. - I didn't feel like laughing about it.
It's a little weird for me to be called "eating and running away".
- Isn't that the worst thing you can say?! - Yes, yes.
- Hamada-san, you've been arrested for eating and running away twice, haven't you? - Yes.
- What?! - I haven't done anything.
- I've done it before. - I've done it before.
- I'm sorry for the inconvenience. - This guy is the worst!
Why?!
Are you saying that you've done something bad?
No, I think I've done something bad, but...
Eating and running away...
In this era...
Do you do that?
It's you!
You did it in that era!
He's becoming objective, objectively.
I'm paying you.
I haven't apologized to the people in the store yet!
What are you doing?!
No, you can't!
You can't eat it!
Are you really going to become like this?
I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but...
I ate at a family restaurant.
This is...
It's bad manners.
I promise you that I won't do something like this again.
I apologize from the bottom of my heart.
I'm really sorry.
This is bad manners.
You don't agree with me, do you?
Miyane hasn't said anything at all.
He hasn't said anything at all.
You don't agree with me, do you?
With this atmosphere.
You don't agree with me, do you?
Because...
I won't give it up!
The bag was in a mess.
This is terrible.
Even if you tell me not to eat it...
I won't apologize.
Even if you tell me not to eat it...
I won't apologize.
This is terrible!
You're laughing too much!
- He's making a face. - He's making a face when he's smiling.
- I don't like this face. - I don't like this face either.
I'm sorry for causing a commotion during this trip.
- He's acting. - He's acting.
He's acting like Bus Jack.
- He stinks. - He stinks.
You've been in the entertainment industry for 27 years.
You've been around the world for a long time.
How do you feel now?
To everyone in the world...
and everyone in the entertainment industry...
Seniors...
and of course partners...
family...
juniors...
thank you for taking care of me.
He asked his juniors to take care of him.
It's my own fault...
but I've made it zero.
- I'm very sorry about that. - It's your own fault.
I think it was a new challenge for you to become a sportscaster...
but it's gone now.
How do you feel about that?
- I see what you mean. - I see what you mean.
- Because you were playing. - Yes.
Ever since I was little...
I've been involved in baseball and other sports...
and now I'm doing this...
and I think it's really frustrating.
- Frustrating? - Frustrating?
Mr. Mento...
there's something frustrating about it.
- Of course you say it. - Of course you say it.
There's something frustrating about it.
- Of course you say it. - Well...
it's not just about me...
I'm sure you all love it and think it's a rough world, but I think it's really frustrating that you betrayed those people.
- "Rough world" you say? - This conflict... - Yes.
- This outbreak came from a high school where Endo-san was considered to be the last student of his school year, and from information provided that there is no school record.
Is it not high school, but middle school?
- You're laughing, aren't you? - Yes.
- It's my own weakness, but I want to act like a good person, even if it's just a little.
- By the way, when you resigned as captain, it was said that you had a scout from a professional, but was it also a lie?
- You're not sweating, are you? - That's right.
- It's a lie.
- What about being a half-hearted fan? - Yes, it hasn't changed.
- On the other hand... - On the other hand?
- What do you mean "on the other hand"? - It came from outside.
- On the other hand... - It's a lie!
- It's a lie!
- It's clearly a lie! - It's a lie!
- Please answer my question. What do you mean "on the other hand"? - It came from outside.
- On the other hand... - It's a lie!
- If someone like me supports you, you'll be insulted. - It's a lie!
- Do you know what you're saying? - It's a lie!
- It's a lie!
- He's laughing too much! - It's a lie!
- Can you say something to the viewers? - I'll reflect on myself and do my best.
- I'm sorry about last time.
It looked like Endo's roughness
You are laughing a lot
I couldn't understand what he said
He laughed a lot
He said "laugh" so many times
Are you done? I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Are you done?
Fourth person is Hosei
His apology is "nearby trouble"
- How do you like my face? - Well, well, it feels good.
But I'm making it. I'm making it, but...
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble.
I'm very sorry.
The back of your head is not bad, either.
Do you have any apology for this incident?
Yes, I've been thinking about it for a long time.
I'm really sorry about it.
From now on, I will do whatever I can.
I think three years or more is a very long period for the victim.
- That's a long time. - Yes.
Well, now that I think about it, it feels like it's been a long time for me, too.
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
Why did you start harassing the person next to you?
Probably, but there was a dog's penis on the person next to me.
At that time, I cleaned up everything myself.
- But it kept happening over and over again. - I see, I see.
I was a little cautious, and then there was a little trouble.
- That's what happened. - That's bad.
You opened the window early in the morning and played the radio at a high volume.
- That's right. - What kind of sound were you playing?
Well, mostly...
...anchors.
- Anchors? - Yes, anchors.
According to the song, you yourself were playing the anchors.
I ran the regulations and tried to intimidate the opponent.
What kind of regulations are you talking about?
Regulations of that time?
When the music was playing all the time, I was like...
I was like...
It seems like you also pooped and pooped in the garage next door.
What did you write?
Never turn it off.
What does that mean?
What does it mean?
Are you kidding me?
What do you think this meeting is about?
Let me finish.
I'm sorry.
Are you done?
I don't feel any sincerity. Don't shut me up.
I asked you "are you done?"
Are you done?
I'm sorry.
Are you done? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He ran away.
He was laughing and ran away.
He was laughing for a long time.
This is the worst.
What is it?
It's not good to say "turn it off" by yourself.
Are you done?
Don't let me see your tie.
Of course, of course.
The last one is Matsumoto, who has a face like a commentator.
His apology is "exposure".
At a time like this, I should...
Look like I'm in trouble.
Shouldn't you tighten up your tie?
Why is your tie shaking like that?
I'm sorry for causing you trouble.
I bit you!
Hama-san, you bit me!
No, I didn't!
Your tie is loose! You bit me!
I can't wait to see it!
Mr. Matsumoto, you were hiding your face when you were arrested, weren't you?
Yes, well... I think it was because I was embarrassed about what I had done.
I felt like I couldn't show you my face.
This time, you were in a park in Zenra.
You were arrested for being reported by a passing couple.
Why did you do such a thing?
Yes, well...
I know that the public will never understand it.
But I don't have much ill will against Zenra.
That's how much I feel for Zenra.
I don't know what you mean.
You're not apologizing, are you?
You're making me nervous!
If you're a comedian, is it okay for you to do anything?
Excuse me.
Yes, I think it's because you're a comedian that you don't have common sense.
Maybe you were stressed out because you had such strong feelings for Zenra.
That's not true!
Yes, I'm sorry.
You're very honest.
You were released in Komasawa Park.
There was a certain route you took in Komasawa Park.
What kind of route was it?
There is a marathon course.
It's the opposite of that.
You met someone who runs a marathon.
According to the arrest warrant,
Matsumoto-san was a lawyer.
Is that true?
Yes, I...
I'll...
Do you have anything you'd like to say to your partner, Hamada-san?
Yes, um...
Really...
Since elementary school...
Together...
To Yoshimoto...
He was the one who invited me...
So for him...
I'm really sorry about that...
Um...
From now on...
Please take care of Hamada-san, everyone.
Hey! What's that?!
Does that mean you're quitting?
What do you mean?
Hamada...
If you don't stop me...
Oh, come on!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?!
You're so mean!
If you don't stop me...
We can't say anything anymore!
We can't say goodbye!
Ask him!
What's that?!
Lastly...
Is there anything you'd like to say to everyone?
Yes.
Um...
Humans...
After all...
Properly...
Wearing...
Our clothes...
And...
The fact that we have to act...
Once again, I really understand that...
And...
I'd like to say it to Hamada, too.
Excuse me.
I said it last time, but...
Does that mean you'll get better?
No, I'm sorry.
That's really...
No comment.
No, no, no!
No comment.
No apology.
No!
It's an apology!
There's no apology or no comment!
Take it away!
Hamada, what do you think?!
He's really...
That kind of guy.
What are you talking about?!
You're laughing!
He's a good guy!
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
It's too late for that.
I'm curious about that tie.
Right, tie.
This is really...
Tie, cut it out!
Of course!
He's right!
No way!
He's right!
No way!
He's right!
No way!
Right?
No way!
Of course.
Isn't it terrible?
He was laughing.
He was the worst.
Right.
Not at all.
Well...
It's amazing.
His energy...
It's amazing.
It's amazing!
It's hot.
It's like hot.
I'm sweating weird.
And...
I've been talking about him.
It was Takahashi.
Takahashi.
Isn't it Takahashi?
It's Takahashi.
I looked at him and thought it was Takahashi.
Who is he?
I was surprised.
I thought he was good.
It's Shinbanji.