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The first episode of "Kids Don't Use It" is "Kamai Tachi Yamauchi 7 Changes"!
Hello!
Mr. Matsumoto, you are the 52nd person.
Yes, I think there is no need for me to hide as long as the camera doesn't pan.
I'm a little shy and my head is sticking out.
Today's star is Kamai Tachi Yamauchi!
Hello!
You came as a duo.
Thank you!
Kamai Tachi is really busy.
Don't you have a day when you don't watch it?
Even if I turn on the radio, it's always Kamai Tachi.
I don't think so.
When I go to a book store, I can't even publish a book.
You can't even publish a book.
Do you know how much you're aiming for?
Do you ask me every time?
No, I've only seen one place.
Of course.
Mr. Koumoto's record seems to be quite old.
That's right.
It's been a while since I heard strange news.
It's been a while, isn't it?
I want to change it soon.
That's right.
- Didn't you think of breaking your glasses? - Oh, it's solid now.
- This one corner. - It's solid now.
- The oldest one is the weapon. - Yes, the oldest one.
- How long has that weapon been in use? - A little over 40 years.
- I went in this morning and was like, "Huh?" - "Huh?"
- No way! - No way!
- How many years ago did you find this room? - In 1934.
- So it's about ten years older than us. - Yes, ten years older than us.
- That's right. - Huh?
Can you press here?
Excuse me, what are you doing here?
- We're having a meeting. - Meeting? What meeting are you having?
- We're having a meeting about the future of musical instruments. - Is it for a TV show?
- Yes, it is. - Are you one of the guests?
- Are you already here? - Yes.
- Excuse me, what is your name? - I'm Tsukiteihousei.
- Tsukiteihousei? - Yes.
Wow, I don't know.
Hey, Sari! Who's Tsukiteihousei?
He's a rakugo player who's been doing yaya-uke on the show "Number Grand Month".
Huh, he does yaya-uke.
Excuse me, does this cutter have a name, too?
He does dom-tom and says "hamada."
The name below?
It's "hamada masatoshi."
"hamada"?
"hamada masatoshi"?
Yes, yes.
Hey, Sari.
Who's "hamada masatoshi"?
He's a violent criminal.
Huh?
Scary.
Excuse me, are you two entertainers?
Yes, yes.
We're a duo called "kokoriko."
Hey, Sari.
Who's "kokoriko"?
That kind of duo doesn't exist.
I'm just saying it.
A duo called "kokoriko"?
Yes, yes.
That's what you mean, right?
Yes.
Let me ask you this.
Hey, Sari.
Who's "kokoriko" duo entertainer?
That kind of duo doesn't exist.
Huh?
Is that what you mean?
What do you want?
Excuse me, I've been listening to you for a while now.
Excuse me, may I have your name?
Um, Hitoshi Matsumoto.
Hitoshi Matsumoto.
Yes.
Hey, sir.
Who's Hitoshi Matsumoto?
A blonde pig guy.
No, no.
I've heard of him.
No, no.
I've heard of him.
No, no.
I've heard of him.
I don't think it's him at all.
Is he a different person?
Yes, he's a different person.
I just found out.
I don't think this is the right meeting place.
I'm sorry.
I think we're at the wrong place.
I'm sorry.
What's with him?
He's just here to mess with us.
He's here to mess with us.
That's true.
He's amazing.
You guys don't like it here, do you?
We don't like it here.
You don't like it here, do you?
Yes, we don't like it here.
I don't think I can fit in here.
Yeah, we don't like it here.
We're okay here.
There's something about him.
All right.
Nodding isn't moving that much.
He's amazing in that respect.
You think it's cool here, don't you?
Yes, but I can't forcefully deny it.
Yes.
[coughing]
We have come up with a plan.
I think everyone has come up with a sharp plan recently.
I think we should go to a hot spring like we don't usually do.
I think we should go to a TV hot spring.
I think we should all go to a Japanese hot spring and do cosplay.
I want you to come up with your own cosplay.
You can do it with Joy, Yoshikaze, Tei, Tetsuya, Sushiya, Kappa Virtual, Epic Wrestling, James Team, etc.
I think it would be good if you could do it with those.
I would like to hear your opinions.
I would like to interview you if you have any opinions.
I think it would be interesting for everyone to do it.
I would like to hear your opinions.
What do you think?
I'm sorry.
I was talking about this earlier.
I had another job.
That day, me and Mr. Gidayu...
You're noisy.
We were playing the guitar and singing.
But Mr. Gidayu and I will keep our distance.
You and Mr. Gidayu don't have anything in common.
Let's talk over there.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Gidayu gave me an offer.
But Mr. Gidayu and I...
You're noisy.
You're annoying.
This is amazing.
I'm annoyed.
It's like a nightmare.
It was a bad time.
I'm worried about you.
Do you have a concert?
There was a handshake party at the live show the other day.
Oh, you like handshakes better?
Yes.
Sing for me.
What's the title?
Let me cry.
Let me hear it.
Let me cry.
Osaka.
A stupid man's lonely story.
I'd like to go in like this, but I don't know it.
In that pattern.
One by one like this.
In the pattern of a rice field.
You don't know it, do you?
I think you can hear it if you download it.
You don't know it, do you?
I think you can hear it if you download it.
It's cold.
[toilet flushing]
It's cold!
It's so cold!
I'm sorry.
Get out of here.
What's up with you?
With that bumper.
I knew you'd go that far.
That makeup.
What are you wearing?
I've been wearing that makeup since my debut.
I knew you'd do that.
Are you used to it?
It's personal.
Since my debut, I've been wearing black all my life.
If it's a comedy, you'll get kicked out.
I'll definitely get kicked out of South America.
That's how it is.
Bring me the best one.
That's how it is.
If you don't accept it, I'll make you laugh.
That's not going to happen.
That's how it is.
You should think like that.
Good morning.
I'm Suzuki of R40.
I'm Yamauchi of Kamaitachi.
Nice to meet you.
I'm going to write a special essay about Kamaitachi.
Thank you.
First of all, I'd like to have an interview with you.
Yes, please.
Thank you for having me.
What are you particular about in making your stories?
My particularity is...
It's not a story that anyone else is doing.
It's a story that only I'm doing.
That's what I do a lot.
Thank you very much.
What does "partner" mean to you?
It's different from me.
I feel like we have a lot of things in common.
What does "conte" mean to you?
Well, "conte" is...
just doing what we think is funny.
I like both of them.
I see.
Then, let's take a full-body photo.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Is this okay?
First, pose like that.
Here we go.
Cheese!
Now, pose like you're about to stand up.
Here we go.
Cheese!
Thank you very much.
That's all for today.
Thank you very much.
It was good to start with a dash.
Next person.
Thank you.
Okay, please put your feet on it.
Oh, he went too far again.
Let's take a look at it.
What are you saying?
What's up with him?
That's amazing.
You've changed your mind, haven't you?
I've changed my mind?
You've changed your mind.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
Stop it.
He's amazing.
Okay, that's it for today.
Thank you very much.
Okay, okay.
When's the next one?
Please come back tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
He doesn't care at all.
Let's go.
This is bad.
Amazing.
This is amazing.
He looked like he was determined.
This is amazing.
You've been doing this for a while, haven't you?
I've been doing this around DOWNTOWN.
DOWNTOWN?
You like it, don't you?
This is amazing.
- Thank you for the meal! - You're welcome.
Thank you!
166.5 centimeters. Failure.
Thank you for the meal!
Doctor, 0.5 centimeters wasn't enough!
- Can you do it? - Yes!
- Alright, let's do it. - Can you do that?
- Yes! - Alright!
- Alright, put your feet up. - Alright!
Alright!
- Alright! - Alright!
Alright!
- Alright! - Alright!
Alright!
- Thank you for the meal! - Alright!
Here we go!
166.5 centimeters. Failure.
Thank you for the meal!
Sensei, 0.5cm wasn't enough.
That's all we have. Let's go.
(glass shattering)
Whoa!
Here you go.
Alright.
Thanks.
Here you go.
Here you go!
Here you go.
166.5 centimeters.
It didn't pass.
Sir, 0.5 centimeters wasn't enough.
Let's do our best next year!
Here you go.
Thanks.
Here you go.
Can you tell?
Wow!
It was amazing.
Yes, it was amazing.
What's that? "To commemorate the birth of Nadal."
Oh, he's got a baby.
Nadal was born before.
To live a normal life.
Oh!
Maybe you are not capable of that.
Huh?
Okay, alright...
No...
You were pretty good.
No! I can't do that.
I can't hold it right now.
What? Did you say you couldn't hold it?
Eh? You didn't know?
Ah, I see...
He can't do it...
It's not when it's not good.
No, it must not be healthy.
Is that so?
No, but it doesn't have to be.
Ah, is that so?
Yes, that's right.
I'd like to see the chemical reaction between hayball and nadal.
Camping was fun.
Camping was really fun.
Now we're going to do a penalty game simulation.
You're Hamada-san's role.
Hamada-san, you can't get hurt.
If it hurts, say it hurts.
Okay, bring me a red flag.
Wow, it's big.
Put this in the water tank.
And go to the riverbank yourself.
Go to the riverbank.
Try it.
Go.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Go with both hands.
Yes.
Do it like this.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
How is it?
I think you can do it.
Carry bag.
Yes.
Carry bag.
You carry it too.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Do it like this next.
Yes.
I'll hit you.
Yes.
Check the pain.
Got it.
Go.
Yes.
How is it?
I think you can do it, Hamada.
Last one.
The atmosphere.
Got it.
Me!
I've never done it before.
- Hey. - Yes?
- Upstairs? - This one.
- This one? - Yes.
- Next, with this suction cup... - Yes?
- I'll suck in a gold ball. - Yes!
- Get in the car first. - Yes!
Get in the car.
It's not a gun.
- Sorry about that. - Don't be like that.
- Let's do it. - Yes!
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- How is it? - Mr. Hamada, I think you can do it.
- I'll do "sa" at the end. - Yes!
- Ah! Ah! Ah!
How's the rod?
Hamada-san, I think you can use the rod, too.
Let's get ready.
Let's go.
What do you think you're doing?
Here we go.
Well, this is...
It's pretty good, isn't it?
I think it's in the top five or less.
Thank you for your hard work.
You did a good job, didn't you?
I feel like I've made it.
How much was it?
It's 47,000 yen.
47,000 yen means...
It's in the top nine, Robert Akiyama.
It's in the top ten.
I see.
I'm sorry I can't get first place, but...
To be honest...
I've lost my memory since I fell on my a**.
I can't do this.
I'm here.
I'm surprised.
Do you have two million yen?
I'll say that.
Isn't it amazing?
Your toes are not in the mood at all.
Of the candidates I've had,
I feel like I'm the one who doesn't want to do it.
You're strict.
I know the song.
The name of the fruit is...
Grape.