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Special broadcast "Mineta Kazunobu x Produce x Kalta" battle!
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Wrap it around my hair...
A dangerous story that can only be broadcasted by Shiniel!
Let's go!
Yes!
Getting used to that appearance with pants!
Teeth?
Which one?
Teeth!
Oh, it's the teeth!
Oh my!
What makes you cry like that?
It's like a woman's...
"If you see this, you'll cry" kind of...
I like stockings, but...
At the end...
At the end, when I press "eat"...
What should you do?
It makes you cringe for a moment, doesn't it?
It does, it does!
Eat!
My legs were straight up until then!
When I think about it with my girlfriend, it makes me cringe a little...
That's right!
I'm sorry about this...
No, no, no...
Isn't there something like that?
"If you see this, you'll be disappointed" kind of...
Disappointed?
I'm telling my wife...
Don't you ever pee!
In front of me, you know?
I can do other things...
But it's not like I'm drunk...
It's too late for my wife to tell me off in my room!
No!
I really hate it even now...
And I've never asked her about it before!
In your wife's room?
Yes!
Even if you look at me with such a smile...
Oh...
Do you have one?
Your wife's room?
Tanaka asked about his wife's room.
Wait, my wife...
That's weird!
That was weird!
Tanaka, you're bad at Osaka dialect.
Do you ever forget to flush the toilet?
Oh, well...
His girlfriend, his wife...
I hope you flush it all the way.
Huh?
I don't hate it that much.
Oh, you don't?
There's something left!
That depends on what!
You're kidding! What's wrong with it?
It's not like it's wrong, but...
"Oh, well, well, well...
He's working hard."
He's not working hard!
He's working hard!
He's like a living proof!
Like what happened yesterday!
Okay, here we go!
Okay!
They became parents and children.
Wow!
How did you do that?
That's amazing!
I didn't know!
What's this?
You're really good at this!
Right?
This is a woman...
Um...
She's an actress...
Oh, right, Kumiko...
Yes, she is!
She is!
Fifteen years ago...
I had a chance to star in a play for the first time.
It was a movie, and I was the main character.
And the heroine was Ms. Asou Kumiko, and she was so kind.
She was an amateur, and she didn't know anything about acting.
But she protected me and everything.
I think it's because of her that I'm able to star in a play now.
That's great!
She was like a mother and daughter.
Like a parent and child?
When I was in college, there was a yakiniku restaurant nearby.
I wanted to eat yakiniku, but I didn't have any money.
And there was a batting center next door.
I was playing baseball, and I struck out.
When I hit a perfect, the yakiniku restaurant next door hit me back.
And I hit it sometimes.
"Yatta, I'm going to eat meat!" I said that with my friends.
"You're here again!" I said.
My partner's aunt was really nice to me.
I found out about her later, but she was Ms. Asou's mother.
That's amazing!
It's fate!
I thought it was fate!
Did you know her before you contacted her?
Ms. Kumiko? Yes, I know her.
We went out for dinner about twice.
Just the two of you?
That's amazing!
But nothing happened.
I was a bit of a loser.
Of course you had feelings for her, as a woman.
I really respect her!
I really like her.
But she drove me in the car she drives.
It was like a date!
But I didn't have an actress or a celebrity to eat with me.
But I had to be in the lead.
Because you're a man.
She asked me where I was going.
I said Kannana.
I didn't know where I was going.
I went to Wakabayashi's Royal Host.
That's not good!
That's definitely not good!
What is that?
That's Royal Host!
When you went to Royal Host, what did she say?
Huh? Here?
She said, "Maybe we haven't been to Royal Host yet."
She's nice!
I remember now!
Let's go!
I want to date my mom now!
I'm getting worse and worse!
I can't say my true feelings to other girls.
But I can talk with my mom.
I like my mom very much.
You can talk with your mom, can't you?
Yes, I can.
You can call her "mother con".
We have a distance between us.
But it doesn't matter if we date each other.
I want to be closer to her like my mom.
"Mom" doesn't mean anything.
Once...
I don't do it now, but...
Once upon a time, there was an unmanned video rental shop.
It's not common, is it?
Like AB...
It's an automatic sales machine.
Oh, like that!
So I bought about ten of those for adults.
And I went on a tour without returning them.
And...
I got a lot of pension money.
I got a weird call from somewhere.
I don't know if this place really exists, but I got a call from a Japanese trusted partner.
A Japanese trusted partner...
And...
He's a scary person.
500,000 yen for a rental machine?
No way! Absolutely not!
Oh, come on!
I've been renting for a little over a week. 500,000 yen?
If you don't pay me, I'll tell my parents.
No way! Absolutely not! I can't do it anymore!
I actually called my parents.
And my mom answered the phone.
What should I do, mom?
And I talked to the person on the phone.
And I said, "No, mom, you're a scary person."
And she said, "No, I'll talk to them."
And it went down to 10,000 yen.
What?!
That's a lot of money!
That's a lot of money, mom!
That's a lot of money!
I've heard Matsumoto-san's mother's story on a show or something like that.
But I don't really tell Hamada-san's stories myself.
Oh, you don't say it.
What kind of mother's story is it?
I've never heard of it.
Well, Matsumoto-san's family comes out and does all sorts of funny things.
I can't do that.
No, no, that's not true!
Hamada's mother is a little sexy.
That's not true!
She's a little sexy.
That's not true!
And then when Hamada stood in front of the store and said, "Hey, there's a nice woman coming in from over there."
It's not true!
That's the worst!
Well, let's go.
He was poor and was smoking bad cigarettes.
What are you talking about?
I know what you're talking about.
What do you mean?
What do you mean "bad cigarettes"?
When I didn't have money, I could eat without eating.
I smoked, but I didn't have money.
When I looked at the floor of the room, my hair fell off.
What's that?
I thought I should suck it.
So I gathered my hair and wrapped it in paper.
You!
You can suck anything.
I wanted to suck something.
You're serious!
At first, I went to the park and ate grass and insects.
But I'm afraid of pesticides.
You're afraid of that, aren't you?
So I bought organic food.
Organic food?
Yes, organic food.
What does it taste like?
It doesn't taste good at all.
But you put it in your mouth?
Yes, I should have smoked it.
If you look it up, there may be some harm.
No, I'm serious.
I'm scared of you.
Let's start.
My ideal is a separate house.
I want to live in the same apartment and live in the next person's room.
I want to save my monthly salary for my children.
I don't care if you're married or not.
I want to live in the same apartment and live in the next person's room.
I want to save my monthly salary for my children.
I don't care if you're married or not.
I want to save my monthly salary for my children.
I don't care if you're married or not.
But you want to get married someday, don't you?
Will you have a different relationship with your family?
He said so at first.
He kept saying that he wanted to live in his own space.
But he's married now.
I can't sleep with anyone.
I can only sleep alone.
I can't.
I can't even with my children.
Is that so?
Do you have a girlfriend?
I've had a girlfriend in the past, too.
But you don't want to sleep together, do you?
When I was asked to sleep with my girlfriend, she said she wanted to sleep with me.
So I bought a thick blanket and pulled it next to my bed.
I can't sleep in the same bed.
Don't you ever sleep together?
I don't sleep together.
But I wear earplugs and a mask.
I don't think I can sleep with animals.
You don't like small things.
I think I can sleep with a werewolf.
Okay, let's start.
This is a quiz that will heal 40,000 girls.
Mr. Kimura.
40,000 girls are good at writing.
What do you mean?
I have 40,000 pictures of girls in my cell phone.
What do you mean?
Pictures.
What do you mean?
Pictures of graveyards, idols, and amateurs.
Do you have pictures of girls in your cell phone?
Yes.
Do you still have them?
Yes, I do.
I want to see them.
Do you have pictures of girls in your cell phone?
I want to see them.
What do you mean?
You can also separate folders.
What?
What do you mean by 40,000 pictures of girls in your cell phone?
You can also separate folders.
What?
That's amazing.
You can separate folders.
If you are a famous gravure artist, you can separate folders.
What about amateurs?
Do you have pictures of their butts?
What?
Wow!
Amateurs are white, aren't they?
They are all kinds of people.
What do you mean by "pictures you like"?
For example, this one.
I think it's a famous race queen.
I like it.
The melody is shaking.
When you look at that...
Yes.
Surprisingly, there are less naked people.
That's right.
Don't you see a lot of naked people?
That's right.
Do you make it a side dish?
Sometimes.
Do you?
Do you deny it?
It's like, "It's only for the song."
Do you have a girlfriend now?
Yes, I do.
How long have you been together?
Until the end of the year.
It's been a while.
Why did you break up?
Well...
I didn't have enough time.
Why do you sound so firm?
He's a fan of the show.
He's definitely watching it.
Even though you broke up?
Yes.
I think it's going to be hard from now on.
If I say this...
Yes.
Well...
I don't know.
I might go back again.
I don't know.
Who are you talking to?
Okay, I'll say it.
A fan who was moved by your reunion.
What does it mean?
A fan.
Well...
It was more than ten years ago.
I'm sure there are people who come to see you at any concert hall.
Definitely.
In Switzerland, even high school students...
Yes.
Even if we go far away for a tour or something like that...
There are people who come to see me.
I don't have a place to stay.
So, I used to stay in my room.
I haven't seen you for a while.
I was wondering if you were doing well.
I got an email after a long time.
Last year.
Actually, I'm a comedian in Yoshimoto.
What?!
When I was about to do it alone...
I thought I shouldn't contact you until then.
So, I didn't say anything.
I said, "I'll do it alone next time, so please come and see me."
And I went to see you.
It was very funny.
A comedian...
It's a duo called "Air Staircase".
This guy?
Oh, yes!
Oh, I see.
Suzuki Mogura.
It's rare for you to do a stand club, isn't it?
I was so surprised and surprised. It was fun.
Oh, I see.
I'm happy for you.
Then I'll go!
Yes.
Excuse me, is this okay?
May I?
I'm very moved that you're alive.
May I?
Yes, you may.
Oh, scary!
Oh, I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
Is this okay?
Excuse me, if you say "cut", please cut it out.
This is about health and sports.
It's not a joke for me.
When I was in 6th grade in elementary school, in health and sports class,
a teacher wrote about "life and death" on a blackboard.
There is such a thing.
It was like "otamajakushi".
And the teacher said it to me...
It's alive, and if you stick an egg in it, it's a child.
I had a bloody fever and I went crazy.
What's going on?
It was like "otamajakushi".
Then I...
I decided to buy it this year. Because it's alive. I can't kill it.
So I decided to buy it.
I see.
Now you have half of it.
Because it's alive.
Yes.
It was dinner time at my parents' house.
So I put some side dishes in my pocket.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not like that.
I was frying eggs in the morning like this.
What happened?
In the morning...
I thought I was going to kill it again.
You were frying eggs?
Yes, it was stuck to the eggshell.
I see.
What are you going to do when you grow up?
On the contrary...
You're talking nice.
Yes, you are.
Okay, let me begin.
A secret ceremony you can't show.
Ke...
Ke... Ke... Ke...
The show will start in five minutes.
I see.
I was in the bathroom...
The show will start in five minutes.
I see.
I was in the bathroom...
What?
When you're on a music show?
Before a show.
Oh.
It's a little weird for me to be on stage with that kind of comedy.
I see.
There's a ritual like that.
If you do this, you'll become a silver comedy.
It's really simple, but I've always wanted to do it since I did it.
You want to switch it on, don't you?
Yes.
There are people who do that sometimes, like comedians.
Tsukiti-san, do you do anything before the show?
I definitely laugh.
I force myself to raise my nose bridge.
My negative image is getting better and better.
That face is weird!
My brain is pulled by my facial expressions.
I definitely do that.
What kind of ritual is it?
I just whisper.
I'm a silver comedy. Silver comedy. Silver comedy. I'm a silver comedy.
You don't say it unexpectedly, though.
Yes.
He says it unexpectedly.
Okay, I'll say it.
Thank you for being my little brother.
What does that mean?
Yes!
Nasuya-san.
Yes.
I have a little brother.
He runs an electricity shop at his family's house in Yamagata.
He was in Tokyo when he was a college student.
At that time, he was also a fan of Downtown-san.
They lived next door.
One day, he came home excited.
I saw you and Kimura-san in Shimokitazawa today.
Kimura Yuuichi.
We were shopping.
I remember that.
He was a big fan of you.
He said goodbye to you and said, "I'm always cheering for you."
Nasuya-san was very kind and said, "Thank you."
He said it to me with tears in his eyes.
You were a good person.
My little brother is a world-famous person.
Thank you for being my little brother.
Did you help him?
He was in Tokyo when he was a college student.
I think he had something he wanted to do.
I had to open up an electricity shop, but I couldn't.
One day, when I was sleeping at night, my little brother came into the room.
I sat down next to him and said, "Yuuichi, you like this band, don't you?"
I'm going to open up an electricity shop.
I couldn't open my eyes and went home.
That's a great story.
My little brother runs an electricity shop in Yamagata.
My little brother will be happy if he sees this program today.
My little brother runs a fruit shop at a high place.
Mr. Takahashi, do you have an episode of your little brother?
My little brother comes in while I'm sleeping.
Which one should I remove?
Fruits are delicious, aren't they?
Yes, they are.
A cheap melon with a seal on it.
My favorite fake fruit.
Next is the last one.
It's not good.
It's a little close.
Okay, then.
I'll never forget my memories with Kasumi Arimura.
Why are you laughing?
What's going on?
Are you playing together?
There's only two of us.
There was no staff there, and they prepared a reclining chair for us.
It was our first time talking to each other.
"Thank you for waiting," I said.
"Shall we go?" I said.
I turned around and went there.
My elbow touched Kasumi's breast.
It touched.
At that moment...
The breast I touched...
It was the softest I've ever felt.
In this world?
Was it the softest you've ever felt?
I was happy and embarrassed.
That's it for today.
The winner is Yama-chan!
This is a reward for you.
This is a silver voice.
This is very good.
Thank you very much.
How did you feel today?
I was scared.
I was worried about my health after coming home.
I met you for the first time three years ago.
I couldn't stop shaking after coming home.
I was worried about going to the hospital.
I was worried about going to buy something.
I was worried about going to the hospital.
I had fun.
Thank you very much.
This kind of post was posted on MINETA's Instagram after recording.
Today, there was a really big event in my life.
I will never forget March 20, 2019 in Tokyo.